71 Brutal Life Truths Told By Cute Cats Will Give You Mixed Feelings

Work less hard, and your nightmares might come true. I, thus, go for working hard!

Yeah, that's exactly why I'm not hardly working... :)

I WOULD DEF RECOMEND TO BAN THIS PIC

I dream of zombie sharks, so thank f*ck for that.

Yep unfortunately I live this one

Except if you are doing something really-really horible thing.

'Cause everyone would be dead! Oops, that's too much! :)

My name is Christian.... so..... if the religion still exists then will people techniactely remember my name????????

Why so long?

Welp, I use a pseudonym most of the time so the world doesn't know my name even right now!

I'm uniquely flawed then...

My flaws stop me falling into the basement.

Accept your flaws, recognize uniqueness and beauty on your fellows Bored pandas

Such pessimism knows no bounds

But sometimes it's just gravity! :)

Things( like vases or lamps, for example) just tend to commit suicide when I'm in the room.

Good luck explaining that to your boss/parents/teacher...

Or maybe you didn't follow the instructions on your Ikea thing

This is actually very positive! I want this on a poster

Or even happier! :D

So let us be grateful that we already caught him or her!

Ouchhh

Savage

As long as he doesn't know...

So do brains. And charms. :)

wow are you sayin if some cat is ugly is a problem you are def saying this to humans but what if a cat was ugly and then you say it what just call it ugly wow thats rude

This is true... we're genetically hard wired into believing that good looks equal good gene pool and better off-spring... Tis sad....

Does this cat have wild growing pubes that give us the finger? Some nerve...

Looks ,without a personality , matter only to shallow people. Looks fade. A good personality doesn't.

My worst nightmare when ordering fast food.

I don't even understand myself!

this is true, you are the only you there is the only one that thinks like you is you no one can really understand who you really are, some people think you are monstrous for being who you really are but when you try to explain it you can't or they don't really understand so know that but still know try to make them understand in a way they can or don't tell them who you really are till they know the softer bits, like most people don't know that I love hunting but have a really strong fear of the dark so bad I can bearly sleep and I also have insomnia so that also restricts my sleep even more but when I can't sleep really bad images like monsters crawl into my mind and I am sure lots of people really cannot understand this

I don't understand myself, others don't stand a chance.

Stick to your own language.

True. But the same goes for the opposite - just because you can do it, it doesn't matter somebody else can.

If someone else can do something, you don't have to bother, just let them do it while you have a nap.

hey someone can play the piano and i can do it

Wow, that's defeatist

And MOST of the time, just because you can do something, it's usually NOT a talent or something that anybody will pay you for. Its usually just some stupid human trick.

But, I would argue, you can feel it in the small occurences of every single day!

Believe me, there ARE times when you know EXACTLY what they think of you, because they are mean and rude!

I do, they tell me the truth, even when I don't like it.

Yes you can, just look at the persons that give them things to think about.

The "may" stimulates the optimists of us. There may well be!