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There’s A Group Dedicated To Sharing “You Had One Job” Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)
They say if you never fail, you never learn. But some mistakes are so silly, so ridiculously silly, you can't help but wonder if the people responsible still care about anything they do.
The subreddit r/onejob is the place for these funny mishaps. Fire it up on any given day and you'll see pictures of a poorly-dressed mannequin, unfortunate typos in important articles, and pretty much all kinds of blunders on the job.
We at Bored Panda have already covered the online community here and here, but people keep failing so we have to keep going. Enjoy.
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#1
Oh No, Not Germans!
MauKini 4 years ago (edited)
I am german and i hate when this happens. You are happily shopping, someone coughs and sents you flying across two aisles.
François Carré 4 years ago
And you find yourself multiplicated by millions. That must suck.
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Aaron Kara 4 years ago
It's true. Since COVID, the number of Germans with head injuries has increased by a 1000%
Bill cipher girl 4 years ago
Yes very true my friend is German and she hates her head she sometimes says there are her head towards our rent because of all her flying into the air
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Hilary Mol 4 years ago
"Helmut, I told you to get bread. What are you doing here without bread?" "I was JUST over there but someone coughed, Greta. I'll try again."
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#2
I Know How I Will Proposeto My Girl!
Bisexuali-tea 4 years ago
although wouldnt it be "Marry me, you will" in Yoda lol. yeahh...the guy shoulda thought about just how many people read bottom up.
WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
i can see an ominous yoda floating behind the girl. That smile? ITS FORCE--D> damn, yoda, take a chill pill
#3
An Honest Mistake, But I Can’t Help But Feel Bad For This Guy
Vasana Phong 4 years ago
Just gotta wear same outfit every time he wants to tell this story, half will believe him.
Mark Schilling 4 years ago
It's not about the charity it's about reaching the summit.
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Career coach Becca Carnahan, who specializes in helping early to mid-career professionals create careers and lives they love as parents and professionals, told Bored Panda people might feel unmotivated at work for any number of reasons. "You've outgrown your role and aren't being challenged. You aren't inspired by the mission of your company or your boss. You don't see how your work impacts the bigger picture. Deep down, you want to do something completely different for work but don’t know how to make that move. Something outside of work isn't going well—life and career don't exist in separate boxes. Or maybe you’re simply exhausted!" Carnahan listed some of the possibilities.
She said regaining motivation is all about figuring out WHY you're feeling unmotivated and then tackling that problem head-on. "For example, if you aren't being challenged, have you asked to take on a new project or raised your hand for a stretch assignment? Your boss and colleagues can't read your mind, so you need to speak up," Becca highlighted. "Or, is there something you can change on the homefront that will improve your outlook? It seems simple, but sometimes turning off the compare-my-life o’meter (social media) and getting some more sleep instead can make a big difference."
#4
A Genius Baker
Valley Girl 4 years ago
At least you got a free cake, right? I guarantee I would've got a free cake
#5
Goddamnit Bruce!
Pezor Zass 4 years ago
I'm from Ottawa and i kinda think that this was intentional. feels like the right kind of dry sarcasm for Ottawa
Amanda Dennis 4 years ago
I am in Ottawa and given how the public health team other social media this is so intentional and is so perfect
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Emmaline Yuzu 4 years ago
this was an intentional gaffe to make it go viral :-) https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ryan-reynolds-ottawa-covid-psa-1.5947233
#6
When You Really Just Don't Care
HelpdeskFrog 4 years ago
Tarp cover thieves are getting better and better. That gravel and stone were fully covered when the trunk left the depo that morning!
Honu 4 years ago
Anyone driving behind that must've had their windshields broken.
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RatherLoopy 4 years ago
State regs are state regs:"All loads must be tied down." This conscientious driver obviously didn't want to risk a ticket.
Caroline Heisler 2 years ago
first you will need a car wash, then a new wind shield, then another car wash.
However, if you've tried all sorts of different ways to regain your motivation at work and it’s just not working, Carnahan advises looking outside of your current job. "Start by doing some self-assessment to figure out what is it you do want to do, and then reverse engineer your goals," she said.
"Break it down! Who does that thing you really want to do? What steps did they take to get there? Could you learn new skills or start something on the side while you’re in your current job? Having a clear goal and a plan to get there can help with your day-to-day motivation and mood, and help you make some moves into a new role that will keep you motivated and energized."
Ayanna E. Jackson, a career coach, trainer, speaker, and HR professional from Maryland, told Bored Panda people have to learn to get comfortable with change and uncertainty when they feel lose motivation for work. "We get so comfortable in our roles, even if they aren’t healthy for us," Jackson said. "We receive a regular salary, we have work friends and relationships we don't want to lose and we can't visualize how to go about getting a role that will be better for us."
According to her, you start to regain your motivation for work by assessing your skills and strengths. "What are you really good at? What do others call on you to do all the time? Think about what it is what you want to learn and how you want to contribute to helping others. You have everything you need to motivate yourself, you just need a plan of action to follow to get started. How badly do you want a career change?"
#7
Very Relatable
Rissie 4 years ago
A comma won't make up for this. It's a symptom on its own. Also Forgetfullness headaches are the worst.
kjorn 4 years ago
i have the same symptom! i'm unable to eat diarrhea!!! omg... what's wrong with me?
Jackson Floof 4 years ago
I have the one below it! I forget I have headaches!
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Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago
My my, this is attracting many a prolific punctuator.
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#8
Forever Cone
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
At least SOMEONE is doing their job correctly... but it's only because of the other person NOT doing their job correctly. Lol
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Whoa, it's not just the cone, that whole concrete job is terrible. Very dodgy.
Hermione 4 years ago
What would you expect from a concrete layer who can’t be stuffed moving a cone- perfection?
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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
I wouldn't walk on that sidewalk even if my life depended on it. I call it a concrete example of a failure.
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Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago (edited)
S\He who removeth this cone shall be crowned King\Queen Cone and rule the parking lot. ...FOR(N)EVER.
Jackson Red 4 years ago
that is one committed cone, working through all the bad things happening right now
Owen Salmon2028 4 years ago
so it was concreate and not industrial strenghf super glue for the cone head zombie in pvz2
#9
Touch Bread With What?
Martz Migraña 4 years ago
Touching it with thongs would also be highly innapropiate! Haha (either the Australian or American version of thongs)
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JennyLaRue 4 years ago
Unfortunately I've seen someone use their tongue at an in store bakery once!
Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago (edited)
Oh my! What makes it worse is the bread is all sticky and wet.
But even if your job is meaningful to you, given the circumstances, it's quite normal if you're finding it hard to stay motivated or even don't care that much about it. After all, there's a virus ravaging the world, and it has already killed 3 million people.
"The sudden reminders of our mortality, and the suddenness with which people are dying can conjure existential crises, can inevitably make us wonder what our legacies are as we are seeing so many people's lives cut short," Kristin Bianchi, a Maryland-based licensed psychologist at the Center for Anxiety and Behavior Change, told Huff Post. So if you think you're on the verge of making this list, it's not the end of the world.
Bianchi said her therapist colleagues have reported that their patients feel apathy, restlessness, and futility toward their jobs.
Emily, a New York City-based digital marketer for an airline, transitioned to working from home in March 2020. Eventually, she noticed that her job, which used to bring her satisfaction, started to feel “a little bit pointless.”
Emily said she still feels some satisfaction from helping to answer travel questions, but feels terrible when she doesn't have answers for customers who want to know when they are going to be able to travel again. "I go right back to feeling like I'm not doing anything for society," she explained.
#10
French Air Force
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
At least there's not a different flag that looks like that. That would make it even worse.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Is a pilot, in one of the most powerful armies, in one of the wealthiest and greatest countries in the world, in the world renowned "patrouille de France", can do many kinds of complicated and impressive figures with a powerful war plane... but uses the wrong button.
Rod Egret 4 years ago
Planes are loaded with one color. It was a crewman's mistake, not the pilot. Do you really think they have three colors and have to choose? :D
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#11
That's... Not A Fox
François Carré 4 years ago
At least the "f" piece is not compatible with the 3 last ones of "duck".
S 4 years ago
Just here to make sure I was the only one who had that idea lol cheers
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#12
My Mom Found A Whole Potato In The Bag Of French Fries Tonight
Lola 4 years ago
People, please stop eating ready French fries. Make them yourself instead. These particularly look absolutely disgusting.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
I agree. I recently made some myself. The taste was just WOW
Load More Replies... She is not alone in feeling this way. Patrick O'Malley, a grief and trauma psychotherapist based in Texas, pointed out that a lot of people are missing out on the things that usually energize their lives, like exercise, family, church, you name it. This leads to an energy imbalance that can impact their work.
If you feel this way, recognize that these feelings won't last forever. "As your energy comes back, you can do more, but part of managing this energy is to try to not get compromised," O'Malley said. "I think it's very reasonable to say, 'I'm going to be real clear about what I can do and be intentional about it. It may not be at the level I functioned before, but I will fulfill what I have to get done.'"
Try to reframe your self-critical thoughts into more compassionate phrases like, 'I am having to adapt to circumstances that are so unique and unusual, and it's not a character issue' or 'I don't have a bad character because I've got low energy, I've got low energy because of all these things I am thinking about, worried about, trying to take care of, and I don't have my usual resources to gain energy.'
We've got this!
"Don’t stay in a place that’s toxic or doesn't have a path for your career development and aspirations," Ayanna E. Jackson stressed. "If you're not contributing because of your lack of motivation, don’t stick around and be a drain on others. Don't let comfort be your motivator. Let the knowledge of knowing there is a better, greater role for you be the driver to get to where you should be."
#13
Any Given Monday
Rissie 4 years ago
Yeah well, that's on purpose. So you don't have to check the actual date (many people have to at least think a second before knowing that when they know exactly what day of the week it is). Salad that's a week past it's use before date really should be recognized as such. Best way is to put day and date for people who have no clue salad shouldn't be soggy.
#14
Slenderman Is Crying
Alex the awful German 4 years ago
that awkward moment when you realize you left your face at home....
#15
We Live In Confusing Times
guy greej 4 years ago
since we're in the thick of it now, let's just read this, "Don't only, push pull.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
That's to protect themselves in cas of robots uprising. When they see it, they explode.
#16
Updated The Death Clock Boss
elStiJneriNO 4 years ago
1 mistake, can happen to all of us. just make sure you don't mess up again
A very angy gay 4 years ago
we just gotta wait for the royal necromancer to bring him back
Load More Replies... Sum Guy 4 years ago
This is a fail on so many levels... also, who tweets about the death of someone
Virgil Sanders 4 years ago (edited)
that's what i want to know! in this day and age, if you want to know if someone's dead you can literally google it.
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Pezor Zass 4 years ago
on the other hand, every day going forward they can be sure that when they write "Prince Philip Did Not Die Today" it will be correct
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
Aw don't be too hard on them, like Angel said, they're just in denial /s
#17
You're Used To American Bananas. These Are Australian Bananas. That's Why You're Confused
Steve Barnett 4 years ago (edited)
Everything in Australia is venomous and/or poisonous, spiders, snakes, spatulas, bricks, loose change, it's a flipping minefield out there.
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Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
Everything in Australia wants to kill you.... (or give you bad breath!)
#18
Uncut Fork
Sheila McEnany Markowitz 4 years ago
Truly, a utensil that holds a world of possibility...and I'm not forking around.
François Carré 4 years ago
Maybe it's great to scratch your back ? Don't judge until you've tried it.
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
Okay at first I didn't notice what was wrong because I'm unobservant like that, I thought the sides of the handle were spiky like a saw because of the way the light hits them and I thought "were they supposed to cut the spikes off?" and then I saw the other fork and I was like "....oh. well I'm dumb. That's great."
#19
What A Handy Brother-In-Law
Emperor Kitten 4 years ago
It's in the grounding hole. Perfectly safe. Actually, any 1 hole would be fine as long as you don't complete the circuit.
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Ima giraffe 4 years ago
You know you did something bad when even the outlets are disappointed in you
#20
There Was An Attempt To Alleviate Back Pain
ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago
You just gotta do the final level of back pain before you can relieve the pain
Vasana Phong 4 years ago
I hate when this happens, or heavy items stocked very high up so you can tippy toe to try to grab it
Sky Render 4 years ago
They do this at the local Rite Aid. ALL of the back pain treatment items are on the bottom shelf...
Sasy 4 years ago
this drives me crazy, and is also common with footwear, the larger shoes on the bottom the small on the top...tall people have big feet, shorter people usually small feet, it is not complicated.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
That is right, I noticed that with shoes. but I feel old bc I remember a time when you sat down and waited while the assistant went and got the shoes, put them on for you and then waited to see if you liked them.
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#21
Just Google The United Nations Logo For The Background
M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago (edited)
Flag-Unite...s-Logo.jpg 
- To be honest - I read that over, and over, and over as Fox News NOT BBC... It just seems so like fox and so unlike BBC.
Eric Forster 4 years ago
And in other news, the Master Chief has been named the Secretary General of the UN.
James Pointer 4 years ago
It's the BBC, incompetent and tory led is the idea.
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No Cap Needed
#23
Dude Seriously
some random chick 4 years ago
me: *not understanding the problem for a sec* *realises* OHHHHHH
HelpdeskFrog 4 years ago
Nothing will be the same afte the pandemic, including how the calendar works...
#24
Whoever Renovated Our Home Last, You Suck
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
Wasn't that a follow-up to Jefferson Airplane's "Surrealistic Pillow?"
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Amanita muscaria 4 years ago (edited)
Y'know in those movies where there's a loose brick, or you press some secret button or something, then some secret lair door opens?
CaptainWolfy125 4 years ago
Maybe its a button and when you push it, it will open a secret passage...or yeah the person is an idiot.
#25
Picture Sliding Puzzle
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
Ngl it looks kinda cool. I would be able to live with that. I'm not even mad at it.
Clearly sunny 4 years ago
That would be irritating to me, everytime I'm in the shower I would keep trying to unlock the puzzle.
#26
She Says "Madam" To The Man
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Customer on the empty line: Don't call me madam; Waitress: Certainly, madam.
⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐ 4 years ago
Well this is awful. What if they are a woman? You can't judge someone based on their appearance! I know this might get downvoted, but I feel like this needs to be heard
Rhea 4 years ago
I work for a large orginazation, generally collegues adress each other by their first name, whether it's a cleaner or a director. A collegue who regularly mails me, always adresses me as 'Mrs...'. After a while I tried to change this, casually ending a mail with "Please just call my by my first name, being called Mrs makes me feel old." I didn't get a reply, but after a while I received new emails; "Dear Mrs..." Ps: My collegue isn't an asshole, he's really friendly but a bit 'special'.
Mielu LuGelu 4 years ago
Waitress: Anything to drink, madam? Customer: No, you had enough allready!
#27
Will You Be My Bebe Frifri?
Nick P 4 years ago
The Back side might have ST & ENDS so from both directions it will spell "Best Friends"... It's not a mistake just perspective to look at things...
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
On turning them around, OP on Reddit replied: "Nope, I checked that, there’s nothing on the back of them."
Jupittance 4 years ago
If this is supposed to say "BE MY FRIEND," then the other half heart would read, "MY END."
#28
Help Stepboat, I'm Stuck
Anna Banana 4 years ago
I don't think it would ever be considered the helmsman's fault when ships are obligated to take a pilot on board for each crossing.
HelpdeskFrog 4 years ago
I bet who ever put up a food and soda stand by the shore for the duration of the incident made a killing!
Ozacoter 4 years ago
The worst part is that the Egyptian government tried to blame their only female captain (because it must be her fault of course). She was in another ship many km away!
KMill 4 years ago
They probably think that’s no excuse and it’s still her fault anyway.
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Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
I thought these kinds of vessels were satellite navigated and there's no actual personnel on board.
Princess Procrastination 4 years ago
Nope, people are in them! It's an easy mistake to make so idk why people downvoted you for asking a simple question
Load More Replies... Robert T 4 years ago
That's a bizarre map - it makes it look like all the ships are stuck in the Gulf of Oman/Persian Gulf and not the Red Sea - the Suez canal is hardly visible - it's on the extreme left when it says Ever Given - thre ships in the Gulf of Oman/Persian Gulf are just normally shipping traffic.
Thomas Stead 4 years ago
i read that some of the waiting ships drew d***s on radar to pass the time
TV Junkie 4 years ago
Can anyone clarify why the ship has "EVERGREEN" on the side in huge letters, but everyone is calling it the "Ever Given?"
Mars Lander 4 years ago
The name of the ship is Ever Given owned by Evergreen
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#29
Mannequins Are Too Complicated
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Use to have the same with the kids. They refuse to lift their arms when you ask to, start giggling, so you do this and they can deal with it themselves.Probably the mannakin did the same, including the giggling.
Martin Kaine 4 years ago (edited)
Another unrealistic body image for women to try to aspire to.
Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
I appreciate the explanation, I wasn't certain how they worked. Obviously, neither was the employee!
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#30
Got My Token Of Gratitude As A Healthcare Worker At Work Today, Notice Anything?
Max Thompson 4 years ago
No way. That can' t be your fav. Reeses is way better.
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Chelsea Poole 4 years ago
Thanks to all the dedicated Heath Care workers on the frontline of this pandamic! 🙃
#31
Just Call It Whatever, I Can’t Spell Bok Choy
Holly Freeman 4 years ago
To clarify, the deal includes bok choi, pak choi, asparagus and broccolini so they just label the section that way 😅 I can see how it would seem stupid but us Aussies aren’t always exactly Harvard material
Shadow 4 years ago
Now that actually makes sense... I was thinking it was just the bok choy that's pictured that the sign was talking about. Thanks for the clarification!
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Kira Okah 4 years ago
I assume that this sign is for a general deal on asian vegetables and it is not a sign for the bok choi specifically.
Beans 4 years ago (edited)
Yes exactly there is Chinese cabbage underneath also included in the deal
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#32
Ah I've Always Called It Wrong
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)
Damn these smugglers are getting sneaky! Lol
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Sharaban Roza 4 years ago (edited)
doctor: HE BROKE HIS LEG HE NEEDS AN ICE PACK!!! nurse: *gives popcorn to patient* docter: WHAT THE H- patient: thanks doc! I already feel better! docter: *in shock*
#33
Need Spanish
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
More usual is, "Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas"
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Víctor Alfonso García Olmo 4 years ago
Need spanish means Se necesita en español. The upper line? I don´t speak your language, gringo :-D
Lisa Reuss 4 years ago
Unbelievable. Think of all the people this sign passed to get hung in a store with that written on it. Idiots all.
Emily Rayner _ Student - JoynerES 4 years ago
uh excuse me we need some Hispanics hear as soon as possible -Thank you
#34
The Testing Site Near My School Apparently Has A Special Gift
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Maybe they're giving heifers away but misspelled: "Free bovid".
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Hey, I see now that fits with @Max' "herd immunity" theory!
Load More Replies... Verena Gitterle 4 years ago (edited)
But they have already freed W***Y! You would not believe it, but Bored Panda let me not write W-i-l-l-y!
#35
Store In Ontario Blocks Off Masks As Non-Essential Items
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
I like the sign above it confirming, they're "genuinely" just being a bit of a d**k.
LOttawa 4 years ago
Not the stores fault. In Québec and Ontario stores can only sell what is deemed essential (food, medication etc). Its a hefty fine if they sell anything else. Stores that dont se essentials are closed.
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Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago
Canadians are so polite that COVID is embarrassed to infect them.
Ella Evans 4 years ago
On chain shop where i live tired to say sanitary products were non essential. Government lucky very quickly made it clear they were
Chancey 4 years ago
Dickies is a brand of tough work clothing in the US. Named after the founder.
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Recruiters Being Recruiters
Sage Gusano 4 years ago
What qualifications are needed to apply for the position of job title?
#37
Installed The Urinal Boss!
Xander Gonzalez 4 years ago
I understand this is for moms who have to take their little boys in the women's bathroom.
Rhea 4 years ago
A while back we had to inspect work done in bathrooms in an officer's hotel at a militairy base. First thing I spotted in the womens bathroom were 3 urinals... It was an building from a time where it was unimaginable that women would serve in the military. Since the military always has too little budget, the removal of the urinals has 0 priority :)
Kittygirl 4 years ago
Normally when a picture is oddly ominous, somethings amiss. Go with your gut. (I think the shadows don’t line up)
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Blue of the yams 4 years ago
I mean... trans ladies? Now they can have a piss in the girl's bathroom comfortably!
#38
Low Expectations From Mcdonald’s Still Don’t Cut It
Wilhelm Chile 4 years ago
Or more importantly, the surprise of those poor McDonald's workers who get that order.
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Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Right? I'll admit I've gotten the wrong thing at McDonald's before, but even in those cases the mistake was understandable (I once ordered a burger and got a chicken sandwich instead, for instance). What the hell happened here?
Load More Replies... Lisa Reuss 4 years ago
There is zero accountability when you work the drive-thru. You don't have to give a s**t because no one checks the order before they drive away, and what are the chances they are coming back to complain and demand a replacement? Just throw food in the bag and hand it out the window.
#39
Why Did They Put Nail Cutter ?
François Carré 4 years ago
It's a book for rabbits infiltrated in human society. Their teeth grow constantly and the cutter comes handy to solve it.
littlesaresare 4 years ago
Please never use a nail clipper to trim a rabbit's teeth. It needs to be burred with proper tools. Clipping is painful and can fracture the teeth.
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brukernavn340 4 years ago (edited)
Also the fact that the Q-tips are supposed to be paired with the ears, is a bit worrisome.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Maybe the q-tips belong the eye to remove make-up and the clipper... to the ears? To remove ear-rings???? (I hope not)
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F a 4 years ago
Ahhh I hate you for putting this picture again in my head
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Jess-a-men 4 years ago
Maybe... because of nail chewing? Because teeth can be used for the same purpose as the nail cutter? That's the only reason I can think of.
Chris Maddock 4 years ago
A doctor told me once not to put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.
Frances Mccloud 4 years ago
Everyone knows not to stick cotton swabs in their ears! What are they teaching kids today! Hahaha
#40
Ah Yes Sopt, Just What Could It Mean
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
He got 1 out of 4 in the right place. That's impressive for all the wrong reasons.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Arguably he had 3 right just missing out the T, and re-added as an afterthought/effort at cutting losses... Maybe he'll switch to French and turn it into "SORTIE", there might be space enough =).
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Dragon Whisperer 4 years ago
Finally. A photo of the rare SOPT creator in his natural habitat.
#41
Yup! The Answer Is Obvious
... 4 years ago
No but I got got it worse. I received some gardening ads recently (paper catalogues) and I'm quite exited to read them because I finally have my own garden. Thing is I keep tapping the pictures to zoom in.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
How badly do you think it will be "Wrong! You answered [obvious] but the right answer was [obvious]"?
#42
Me: "Thank You", Baker: "No, Tank You"
HelpdeskFrog 4 years ago (edited)
In this time of crisis, the Mob has resorted to lighter forms of intimidating their targets.
Amanita muscaria 4 years ago
Yeah looks really good. Now I have to go bake something!
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Minjun Ahn 4 years ago
i think he meant i will tank you. tank: meaning i will use a tank to explode you
#43
Whose Idea Was It To Put An Elastic Band Around This
Rissie 4 years ago
Yeah, well, NA uni's and colleges really need to step up their diploma sending skills. There are plenty options available to keep it safe. This is not one of them.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Yes. My first uni gave it to me without even a folder or anything to protect it. But in the second one I got a carton tube to carry it. That’s very smart.
Load More Replies... Vicky Z 4 years ago
This i will never understand! We never get them through mail where i live!
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I had a $3 tin plate sign from china which was better packed than this $100 000 diploma.
#44
Seriously?
Vorknkx 4 years ago
This is probably in Australia. People there are upside-down, so it makes sense for the signs to be like this as well :D
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
I can confirm. Australians that travel a lot learn to sleep on their side so it works everywhere; the rest sleeps on their belly face-down.
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Mary Peace 4 years ago
Truck drivers, stop and get out of vehicle, go up to sign and turn head upside down to read sign before continuing.
TimesNewLogan 4 years ago
"It says 'one million miles to China-'" *Points down* "'-that way!'" -Shaggy Rogers
#45
New Staircase At My School
François Carré 4 years ago
Now you have a safe place in the stairs where nobody will trip on you. You can quietly sit here, watch your phone for hours, share gossip and even smoke.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
The perspective is hard to figure out. Did the original staircase get narrower when going up? Then yes it's a legal obligation in many codes to correct that. But I'm not sure in this photo, whether straight or not.
K.Kobayashi 4 years ago
IBC (international building code) says there must be a handrail within 30 inches from any part of the stairway. So if this left handrail was on the wall, the middle of the bottom step will be too far from either handrail. But if they had handrails on the wall AND the middle, the middle handrail would have to stop halfway up (which would be dangerous) or have a very narrow passage at the top. So really, the architect screwed up by designing a stairway like this (or it was designed before the code).
Vasana Phong 4 years ago
Just wow, I’m speechless, a 5 year old will probably ask why it’s built like that.
#46
Is It Right Or Wrong
Philippa Davies 4 years ago
210 beats in 3 minutes. I assume the 1/1 is the page numbering system ie. 1 out of 1 page.
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#47
Found This In The Green Room Of My School's Theatre
Inkblot Butterfly 4 years ago
thank you sir electrician, you may tixe the room now.
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Holly Allen 4 years ago
In the green room of a theatre... Tells me this could have been done on purpose just for the fun of it
Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich 4 years ago
Yeah, they just need to flip the sign over. The T is the only letter that's not the same upside down as it is right side up
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
The only explanation I can think of is the whole thing is upside down, just the T was noticed. You can just flip it back upright
Caroline Heisler 2 years ago (edited)
oh look... platform 9 3/4. oh... just saw it...oops. It's the T
#48
For The Past Year Someone Has Been Putting The Price Sticker Over The Straw Hole. Purest Form Of Evil
Vorknkx 4 years ago
I like the picture on the box, although it could make people believe this is donkey's milk :P
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Or something else entirely, considering the donkey is sitting in a puddle of whatever it is.
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InfectedVoice 4 years ago
You would have to be pretty stupid really, like every kid has eaten coco pops and no-one thought they were made out of monkeys.
Robert T 4 years ago
This is a Polish milk drink being sold in the UK. I'll have to ask my other-half the significance of the donkey. Aparently it's delicious though - "smaku" means delicious.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
No it does not mean delicious. It meant "flavour". In this case strawberry. "Smakuje" would mean it tastes good/ all right. Delicious would be "pyszne".
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#49
I Parked The Boat Boss
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Africa and Asia are connected again... this moron literally turned his boat into an isthmus and linked two f*****g continents!
#50
The Drain In My Airbnb
Rissie 4 years ago (edited)
Yeah, well, saw something like this in a fancy new hospital wing. They decided to go with the cheapest building companies they could find. So while it's awesome to have a room for your own when pregnant. Not having water run into that room when you shower, good and safe ventilation and working lights is even better!
danielw 4 years ago
i kinda thought it were spiders. a s**t load of spiders. Like I don't normally get bothered by spiders... but that many might be problematic.
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Like the 10 foot long drain plus plastic grates some idiot put here that is 6" above the level of any rain water levels.. still wondering why he did this and set into concrete too.Will take ages to repair.
#51
Picture Of A Lesbian Couple? Right To Got It
KitKatLord 4 years ago
There’s a picture of a man and a woman, they wanted a lesbian dating app
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#52
Ah Yes, A Pie
Vasana Phong 4 years ago
I think due to budget cuts, companies are getting rid of the quality control departments, tooo much stuff being passed
Dragon Whisperer 4 years ago
Goes with #10 nicely and a scathing indictment of the educational system.
#53
I Hate That I Have To See This Every Morning At Work
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Lift it and turn 180degrees; no big deal, if it actually bothers you regularly.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
See the chipped edges? People have been trying for years, apparently, and it wouldn't budge. Imagine the tons of fingernails that got destroyed... (we swore to never talk about that one pair of toenails, though...)
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ooooooooh, i so want to cut out a smaller section inside and invert that, then cut a smaller section out of that and invert it and so on and so on! like i reeeeeeaaaaaaly want to do that
#54
Ah Yes, Gngineering
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
Reminds me of a story. My brothers school's mascot is a train, so they call the students "Engineers" so at the kindergarten open house they had a photo stand where the kids could hold up signs that said "Future engineer!" and our family's friend (who also had a kid going into kindergarten at the same time as my brother) said "... can they only be an engineer? Where are the other career options?" and my dad had to explain to him that its just the mascot..
#55
I Have To See This Every Morning For Work
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
At least blind people don't have to see this disgrace!
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TooShy4Identity44 3 years ago
stumble from dwtd is going to be confused about it. (search up about him)
#56
How’d You Cut A Pizza This Bad When It’s Your Job. Gotta Be His First Day
Russell Ellwardt 4 years ago
Actually clever. There is always someone in the party who screams they want "just a small piece".
Jeff Christensen 4 years ago
Catering for a party where some people really love pizza (large slices) and some are only eating it to be polite (tiny pieces).
#57
Wrong Shape For The Wrong Frame
#58
They Put The Bun Upside Down
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Uncommon Boston 4 years ago
In high school I worked in a bakery. We baked the bread in the store. A few times we burnt the bagels, the result of a bad day -- we never developed a rhythm of working together efficiently, were in each others way, doing the same thing twice, the customers seemed more difficult, nothing was working. I always worried about the surgical team having a burn the bagels type of bad day.
Craig Silberman 4 years ago
a few of those are actually new ones we haven't seen over and over for the last ten years
Seabeast 4 years ago
One of my relatives was a journeyman boilermaker years ago. When the union found themselves with a surplus of about $5 per member, they thought it would be nice to give everyone a cap with the union crest embroidered on it. Took a few days for someone to notice that it was for the "boilmaker's union".
Uncommon Boston 4 years ago
In high school I worked in a bakery. We baked the bread in the store. A few times we burnt the bagels, the result of a bad day -- we never developed a rhythm of working together efficiently, were in each others way, doing the same thing twice, the customers seemed more difficult, nothing was working. I always worried about the surgical team having a burn the bagels type of bad day.
Craig Silberman 4 years ago
a few of those are actually new ones we haven't seen over and over for the last ten years
Seabeast 4 years ago
One of my relatives was a journeyman boilermaker years ago. When the union found themselves with a surplus of about $5 per member, they thought it would be nice to give everyone a cap with the union crest embroidered on it. Took a few days for someone to notice that it was for the "boilmaker's union".
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