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This post is strictly for guys, and we may just spill a few well-kept secrets, so be warned.

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You might find funny situations, laugh, relate, and in general get a grasp of what it's like to live in this world with chromosome Y. For it is not only women that have issues, men deal with double standards, societal pressures to be masculine and their own daily struggles.

#1

Resist

Resist

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Great And Holy Pangolin
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear men. It is manly to read books. It is manly to wear cute clothes. It is manly to care for your kids. It is manly to relax sometimes. It is manly to do housework. It is manly to love yourself. It is manly to cry, to feel, to BE human. Allow yourself that, please. You have my permission to be human. And if you don’t want it to be manly, it doesn’t have to be. It can be a multitude of things because manliness doesn’t define you. YOU define you. That’s kind of your whole job.

Helen Weiss
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The saddest thing about these statements is that being gay or a girl seems to be a bad thing.

Bobby
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was accused of both as a kid because I loved musical theater and performing in general. The hurt didn't come from thinking these accusations made me less(I know that was the intent though), but rather from people telling me I was something other than I was. It really confused me to get called gay all the time before I even knew my sexuality

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BoredPossum
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can't feel like a man in a ribbon and a pink tutu, you have to work on your self esteem.

Tracy Wallick
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we stop using feminine/girl as an insult? FFS

Auntriarch
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True! I was ten when I heard a dad shout at his son for being a girl because he didn't want to dive off the top board. I felt sorry for the boy, but I was angry for me.

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Jared Robinson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every day men are told what real men should be. Don't be a real man. Be your OWN man.

Falcon on Dizzy
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mf if someone says I'm girly for doing this or that, I'm just gonna say "yas queen, come join meeee" and move on. the most girly thing I can think of is the people who support toxic masculinity

CanadianDimes
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saying it’s girly to support toxic masculinity still implies that acting girly is somehow bad or lesser.

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Little Wonder
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The social pressure on men to tick off a list of definitions of "manly" is such BS. There's no such thing as a man card, and there's no shame in liking (or dislking) anything.

Pyla
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny how we turn the male archetype into such a narrow thing. Like a cliffside trail: either you fall to your death or something drops on your head for even thinking of leaving the path. This is why socials are LOADED with men raging over feminism, raging over trans, etc. Their lives are so narrowly defined, the betrayal is so deep they don't even realize anything but rage. Very sad.

michael Chock
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having to constantly reinforce what society tells you is your place in life,is the sign of a weak and insecure person.

Leo Domitrix
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please resist. Women love men who read books, don't think they have to punch everyone, and have honest emotional responses. Thank you, Hubby. (My rare, wonderful gem of a man who resisted in the macho 1980s.)

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What does it mean to be a man in today's world? It's a simple question with no simple answer. What is masculinity and what does it mean to men? Many people would say that it means men being aggressive, oppressing women, dropping sexist comments... Very few people actually dig into the topic and think deeply about what masculinity actually is.

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    #2

    A Lot Of Kids I've Seen Act Way Mature Than Actual Adults

    A Lot Of Kids I've Seen Act Way Mature Than Actual Adults

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I'm s**t at handling rejection. I just run away and eat pizza.

    lily jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a perfectly good way to handle rejection compared to some people out there

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    Lexekon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was not rejected, because you were never being hit on. I don't know if anyone finds this baffling, but it sounds more like he was making observations, possibly comparing notes with his expectations. You can recognize if someone is generally attractive, without being invested in them romantically.

    A Random Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s also the fact that the kid asked if she has a boyfriend that makes it likely he was hitting on her

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    DaisyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda sad that an 11 year old is already at u sound hot and do I have a boyfriend. Kids def done get to be kids anymore

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad news for you Daisy, we were like that in the 70s. But at least it wasn't turbocharged by the internet

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    Nick (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of the time when I get rejected I dont say anything lol

    Michael None
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No woman is worth feeling bad about yourself over. No human even is. Learn to love yourself first before you try to learn to love someone else. If you find you can't love yourself then work to improve yourself. If all this takes your whole life and you end up alone it will still be worth it.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now be fair. Many grown men have not yet reached the emotional age of an 11 year old.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if it applies to the majority it’s self-evident. Ergo, the majority of 22 year old men act like 22 year old men. Only 11 year olds act like 11 year olds. But, you’re right in the sense that men’s emotional & intellectual & physical development maybe don’t line up with expectations. Something if we acknowledge we can work with.

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    Astrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid will be great later.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't be rejected if you never try!

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    #3

    Girls Are Always Taught How To Stay Safe, It's Not As Common To Teach Boys, And I Feel Like We Have Lots Of Young Men Here (Xpost Trollxchrosomes

    Girls Are Always Taught How To Stay Safe, It's Not As Common To Teach Boys, And I Feel Like We Have Lots Of Young Men Here (Xpost Trollxchrosomes

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old "when a girl says no she's *playing* hard to get" toxic mythe.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that every "chick flick" taught this, at least up until I quit going to movies in the theater because I had a baby and a streaming internet. (I call them "chick flicks" to emphasize that they are seen as being written FOR WOMEN. Guy movies teach that women want a guy who will rescue them from armies of telepathic aliens; Women's movies teach men that women want a guy that doesn't ever take "no" for an answer... and is already dating someone!)

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, people keep trying? I always become too embarrassed to go for a second shot.

    Lydsylou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good thing. They just embarrass themselves by keep asking

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THis is so gross of men to do. When a woman says no it means no, back the f**k up. A woman is a person not an object or a damned prey animal. You are not a predator chad, your a middle aged nobody that got a 12 on you ACT score calm the f**k down.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I agree with you 100%, this is not how we teach little boys to become good men. Tell that to the Hallmark & Lifetime movie networks. Tell that to every single form of media that contradicts the message of “no means no.” It’s no wonder they’re confused. As a queer cismale, I can’t speak from personal experience, but I’ve witnessed the example and the verbal lesson of “no” being continually & constantly challenged in all forms of messaging with the contraindication being evident specifically in romcom/sitcom. It corrodes the legitimacy of the lesson into a “she likes to play hard to get” mentality, which is horrible. The OP is correct: we need to teach these lessons in meaningful, lasting ways that aren’t subject to degradation because all of tv/film is telling them otherwise. We need classes of all sorts on setting healthy boundaries and respecting them and on respecting people’s right to say “no” on any sort of engagement. Because not everyone has parents or a living & social situation that sets the example.

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    Black Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel relationship skills need to be taught in schools because so many parents are dropping the ball. Or, they don't have these basic skills to teach their offspring.

    François Bouzigues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially for guys. Many guys have lucked into one meaningful relationship and have no idea of the basic skill set on dating. So yeah teaching it would be complicated.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago my wife was reminiscing about how we met and mentioned the way I was flirting with her. "Wait a minute, I was flirting with you? I thought you made the first move." She couldn't stop laughing and i still don't know how I was flirting.

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the reverse side, society teaches girls that being straightforward is unfeminine. These two together are an obvious recipe for disaster.

    Allen Packard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gives this advice? Dad of 5 sons asking. Like what? Doesn't sound very accurate.

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, there are literally hundreds of clips of posts of girls being like “i rejected him but then he didn’t even try to get me to change my mind.” It’s a bad situation.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men start ignoring this silly game that some women play, then hopefully they'll get the message and stop doing it. More good men for the rest of us I say.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy to spot the women who say no when they mean yes. They all ride unicorns.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! But also, women are so used to be treated like objects that the guy has to prove they are actually interested in the long term. So be direct, respectful and keep trying until you get the no, then walk away.

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    David D. Gilmore tried to find an answer in his book “Manhood in the Making." He examined cultures around the world and found some universal principles of what it meant to be a man. "Gilmore’s main finding was that no matter what culture or society he surveyed, there were always three clear, distinctive, and universal principles common to all men. They are the basic ingredients of the masculinity cocktail, no matter where you go."

    #4

    A True Man Stands For Justice

    A True Man Stands For Justice

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    V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets for period products?

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    Jed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There seems to be something frankly misogynistic about a lot of women's fashion. The lack of usable pockets is a leading example.

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an actual example of misogyny in women's fashion: workplace dress-codes requiring women to wear high heels when men can wear flats. The scarcity of good pockets in womens clothes though? Women choose which clothes they want to buy for themselves, and over and over again they choose aesthetics over functional pockets. That problem is 100% self-inflicted via the simple rules of supply and demand.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do men understand that some women's slacks come with pockets BUT the manufacturer takes the time and expense to SEW the pockets closed. Change the default to permitting the women to CHOOSE to sew pockets closed and not assume we prefer form over function as a rule.

    Vinniegret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, the pockets being sewn closed is a manufacturing decision - just like men's suits have the vents stirched closed. It keeps the clothing looking finished while on hangers in the store. This particular practice is NOT part of the pocket wars against women.

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    TMoxraaaar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've started buying husky boys' jeans. My cell phone doesn't fall out when I bend over any longer.

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, how cute. He's trying to get laid. Good for him.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if clothing manufacturers make start making them bigger standard in women's clothing....it's in the pocket.

    Anna Losonczy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! Thank you. The jeans I wear today don't have ANY front pockets, only back.

    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PREEEEEEEEACH B***H!!!!!

    Vinniegret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women deserve pockets on ALL their pants. Women! Stop BUYING pocket-less pants.

    StarlightPanda!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. As a women, I've dealt with plenty of problems. But I can honestly say that the size or the lack of pockets is not on that list. There are way more serious issues. 🤦‍♀️

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    #5

    Exactly

    Exactly

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm straight and I like to do my hair and wear markup. I also look smashing in a black miniskirt. Does that make me gay? No it makes me sexy AF.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You rock your miniskirt and I'll rock my kilt 😁

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    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we stop treatining feminine/"girly" things like they're inherently bad? Maybe then calling men girly wouldn't be an insult.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could not agree more Tracy. I never understood why anything stereotypically feminine is seen as an insult. I hate the whole, "You run like a girl" type of c**p. Like, what the heck is that even supposed to mean?

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    KMB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be a macho jerk to be a man. My husband was a small man with a huge heart. Happily married for 41 years. Just be good to one another.

    GirlFriday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is gay and he played Division 1 football in the Big 10. He is extremely rugged and enjoys hunting, fishing, woodworking, and building things. He is probably the least "feminine" man I know, and he is married to a wonderful man, and they have two children together and are the best fathers.

    A-c Van Binsbergen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and also being feminine is ok, man or woman, gay or straight or else.

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this completely. I kinda hate that it seems like almost every gay side character in a TV show or movie seems to be basically the same character who is super fem. Kipo on Netflix did a GREAT job with their gay character. I'm a gay male, and it's been a little bit of a touchy subject for me, in the past, because in high school, there was only one other out guy in the school, but he had a bunch of purses, primarily wore clothing from a women's clothing store, and wore flashy colorful makeup, then told me I was just saying I was gay for attention just because I typically dressed in cargo shorts (the big pockets let me carry multiple books around XD) and a T-shirt, and also was in multiple sports. However, I also played multiple instruments, and did musical theatre, because I just did what I liked. I also was with a group of theatre people in college and no one would believe I was gay, even after I showed them a picture of me kissing my partner of the time. The stereotypes are so annoying sometimes.

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current partner is a little older than me, and he actually told me once that he used to act way more feminine and was uncomfortable doing so, but did it because he thought that's how he had to act to be gay. The stereotypes are harmful in many ways.

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    Mark Fergel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Kevin Sorbo needs to see this.

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gay and have never been particularly feminine. Quite the opposite. I'm more masculine than a lot of my straight guy friends. It's not something I try to do, it just is. The number of times people have literally told me I must be bi or am just confused, as a grown a*s man, still astounds me. The other one I love (/s) is "You're gay?! OMG I would have NEVER guessed! You seem so straight!" like... oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to wear my queer name tag and matching feather boa today, excuse me for the confusion. The number of people (of varying sexualities and gender identities, but especially straight cis people) that seem to think gender and sexuality means fitting into neat, comfortable boxes so people can "tell" who you are from a mile away seriously makes my blood boil. I'm not going to try to "act more gay" because it makes you comfortable with MY sexuality. Just like super effeminate gays don't need to act more straight. We are who we are, whether you find us to be fabulous or not.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is what people label "feminine" - and "masculine". Sewing a button on your shirt is not feminine. Replacing the oil in your car is not masculine. Both are merely expressions of self-reliance. (And cheaper than having someone else do it.)

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    #6

    Levar Burton Is Such An Awesome Person

    Levar Burton Is Such An Awesome Person

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWW forgot about that. I know who Drake is but couldn't name a single song. Probably a good thing.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Levar Burton is a truly kindhearted soul. He ranks right up there with Mr.Rogers and Bob Ross. I used to love watching Reading Rainbow growing up and have to credit Levar Burton for my love of reading and language.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else here such a nerd that I read "Drake format" in a sci-fi context and thought "Drake equation" (a formula for calculating how many/how likely alien life in the universe is; the only catch is that it's filled with unknowable variables.)?

    Eric Gieseking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have totally loved him since I saw him in reading rainbow. The man can do no wrong.

    AgingBull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need some LeVar Burton then check out the LeVar Burton Reads podcast it's great!

    San
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I am using this from now one. Internet let's make it happen

    Saddest_Lion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't I upvote this more times?!?!

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    The ingredients according to The Authentic Man magazine are:

    • Protect your loved ones
    • Provide for your family
    • Initiate the connections with females/reproduce
    #7

    Pls Stop

    Pls Stop

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    Cami
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oppression olympics" isn't valid in this conversation because sexism is and has been a rampant thing for so long. this isn't a "nobody struggles more" kind of thing.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you can read the comic with either gender, you are fine.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha! Oppression Olympics :-D going to steal it. I always just say "its not a contest" this is way better.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are always arguing answers to different questions. Its why politics are so messed up. The world would be a better place if we started with our point and then went into the issues.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are treated like they are less important than men. Everyone has it hard in life, but its sad that a woman can't feel safe out in public by herself.

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red isn't very neatly colored at the edges, but that's just the naggy opinion of a cartoonist.

    Seth
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    Colors don't stay very neat after several phases of compression, but that's just the naggy opinion of someone who understands how digital images work.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cis Hetero men are NEVER more oppressed. They been running the world since before Jesus.

    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the gold medal in the oppression Olympics goes to

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Batman's statement is too much of a generalization. Every PERSON has different struggles.

    Jamie Raisbeck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    men are oppressed BY MEN though - thats the difference.

    Lucie Van Pelt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't believe that women are oppressed by other women, you're sorely mistaken!

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    #8

    As A Tall Guy Myself, I Want To High-Five This Troll

    As A Tall Guy Myself, I Want To High-Five This Troll

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this man got a business card to tell you just how hard you can go f**k off.

    RandomEpiBioPerson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only 6'1" and I still get questions like that. XD I'm only about two inches above the average for USA males. Not that big of a difference from the average. These cards are awesome.

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    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am tall, I do not play basketball. You are short do you play miniature golf???

    Huntress
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is too funny 😂 poor guy was probably asked questions too much. Plus he has awesome humor 👍

    Mimi M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked a guy on the subway how tall he was (after telling him not to hate me)... He said 6 toot 11 inches. I told him I was dissappointed b/c I'm still trying to find someone who is 7 feet and he fell short. He smiled when I called him 'Shrimpy'.

    Crescent 3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several years ago I worked with a very tall woman who was the superintendent of a juvenile detention center. By the time we met, she was in her 60s, but she said that when she was younger she used to have a tee shirt that read: 6'5" Yes, I did. University of Maryland

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 5' 6" guy all my friends were much taller and the small fry jokes were strong with them. Now that we're older I always tell them when we start falling due to our advanced age I'm much closer to the ground.

    Sven Horlemann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 6'4, and growing up in the 80's, that was really tall. Would have loved to have that business card, ha ha.

    Crescent 3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question I most often get asked is about football. I'm Black, 6'1", 270 lbs., and graduated from one of THE most storied football universities in the country. People are often surprised that my scholarships were academic, not athletic.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 6"7 guy myself I'm considering getting such business cards myself. Saves a lot of bs.(6"7 is 198 cm right? I'm198 cm lol)

    Tim Gilbert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a card like this! I'm 6'5" myself

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    #9

    I Like It Here. Keep Smiling Guys

    I Like It Here. Keep Smiling Guys

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww Ranger, you're a decent chap, you deserve appreciation

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True if a man doesn't seem interested in you, try complimenting him. He might never be able to get you out of his head after that, so also be careful

    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said, Jared! The intent needs to be honest but, be always cautious with the seeds you sow!

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A place I write for recently switched over to wordpress, and in one day the "how good for searching your page is" AI feature gave me more positive feedback than I've had in 14 years from the people I write for.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's...disappointing. People can be short-sighted sometimes, I'm afraid. And too self-involved to pay a proper compliment.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the very real epidemic of “touch starvation” which is pervasive in straight single adult men. When one has normalized a complete lack of physical contact from another, it’s easy to mistake a pat on the back, or touch on the shoulder with physical or sexual attraction. This is a social problem all spectrums of gender need to be mindful of and working toward solving.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I got a genuine, unsolicited compliment I will never forget. She said I was cute. I was 6 years old.

    TheDag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody said thank you to me because I moved out the way for them while some rude women just barged past her. I literally smiled for the next 5 minutes, that's how little it takes to make a man happy

    Jennifer Ness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think women understand that a compliment might be all it takes to make a guy interested in them... thus they avoid giving out compliments in order not to lead guys on and to avoid having to hurt them if they're not interested. It's also a great way to gain a stalker which is not as uncommon as you might think.

    Tostones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but also that's enough to think you are hitting on him. It's a shame.

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy like this in high school. The simplest compliment from a girl made him fall in a super crush. I was sad to see

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    The main reasons for these duties were that men were stronger and more expendable. The Authentic Man online magazine argues that, "The number of women directly correlated with a species’ ability to survive. A single female could carry, bear, and nurture only a limited number of children, whereas a few men were enough to conceive all of them. Put simply, the womb was more valuable than the sperm. Men were the ones who had to engage in dangerous tasks like hunting mammoths or beating up rival tribes."

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    #10

    Meirl

    Meirl

    meirl Report

    #11

    Saw This Post And Thought Of This Sub, If You Want I Can Delete This

    Saw This Post And Thought Of This Sub, If You Want I Can Delete This

    Himikomeada Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for cartoon kitty who is basically me.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hiss if i'm complimented (hetero female). I always figure it's a prelude to an attack.

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men, police other men. You'd get so many more compliments if $hitty men didn't make it too risky.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......and dads, teach your sons what a compliment is, as well as how to accept it for what it is.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat actually does this. I have to get it on YouTube some day. If I pet him and pause with my hand in reach, he will reach up and grab my hand -- claws out but oh, so gentle -- and pull my hand and his head towards each other.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: make more effort to compliment the men in my life

    Liam Parks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just forget it when im complimented and dont want it. its always fake.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, a little old lady in the grocery store told me I had "nice biceps" and gave one a little squeeze a while back. Made my day.

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I changed my google assistant's voice for the male because every time the female voice is kind to me I almost get hooked up

    M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This was gender affirming. I still remember the movie theater employee who called me a boy, so I fall into this category. Double affirmations!

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    #12

    For All My Fruity Drink Loving Trolls, Including My Hubby

    For All My Fruity Drink Loving Trolls, Including My Hubby

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I enjoy beer, but I also love Blackberry Sours - basically a Whisky Sour with Blackberry Brandy instead.

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    Kim2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband loves a pina colada (who doesn't?) When staff bring out our drinks, they always give that to me!

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys who don't conform to the masculine stereotype come across as so confident and strong.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this when I have guys at my table ask about our margaritas. Just three dudes sitting in cocktail, trying to decide between a white peach margarita or the whole margarita flight to so they can try them all. I'm like, yes, let's drink all the sugary goodness fellas. I'm with you.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm diabetic and prefer a vodka tonic(sans sugar) but put an umbrella in there by all means... I do like how a VT glows in black light.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll drink a piña colada with pineapple on the rim if I want. Like they say, a real man drinks what he wants. Same should go for everyone else. DO YOU!

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah you drink your nasty tasting beer ill stick with my fruity cocktail thank you

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told by a bartender that those fruity little cocktails are some of the booziest drinks you can order! They have a high sugar content and go down easy so they are sure to give you one hell of a hangover.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother finds me so weird for liking fruit stuff saying its gay

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    Times change, but many of these duties are still attributed to men. A lot of boys when growing up were taught to just "suck it up" when dealing with difficult times. It was not acceptable to cry, share emotions or in general be "weak." It is quite sad when you think about it... not to be given the same platform to feel out your emotions as women, but rather try to always "be strong".

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    #13

    Remember This

    Remember This

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my hobbit husband. We make a perfect pair of smiley shorties who love sharing the delicious food we make with our friends. The capacity of our hearts to care deeply and resist becoming hard, and the strength of our arms to hold people close and share their burdens is all that matters in life.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a gorgeous comment! I hope to find my lovely hobbit partner one day (I too am a smiley shortie who loves good food and a healthy dose of adventure).

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    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We talk so much about how society and the fashion industry shame women into thinking they must took a certain way, but we can’t forget that men also have these same issues.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh totally. Everyone has to look “perfect”.

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    Manatee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to certain women out there...

    HolyDiver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says who? Certainly not the internet, or tiktok, or youtube, or the media, or dating sites, or....

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find stretch marks really attractive. Is that just me?

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ik already, thanks for the reminder 💪

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    #14

    Same Bro

    Same Bro

    Mstr06Kai Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this post made me soft. I'd give literally anything for that.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dream of this every night. My favorite memories are from the rare times I actually had someone I loved in my life. Just laying in bed together, my arms around her, her head laying on my shoulder. Waking up in the morning, feeling her warmth against me. Her waking up and immediately snuggling against me without even thinking about it, just wanting to be close. These little moments are the most important, most wonderful moments. And I so wish I could find someone who wanted me, wanted to share those moments with me.

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exactly. 💔 The way you wrote this makes me teary eyed.

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    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cuddle horny "!!!! The stereotype that men don't wanna cuddle has just been blown.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but when you’re married for over 20 years, it’s “stay OFF of my side of the bed, and stop touching me, your feet are cold!” 🤣🤣🤣💕

    Lunamorte Louise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would suggest separate bedrooms then. You might miss each other and the romance might come back.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the s**t I tell the boys I work with who are flirting with any woman they can possibly flirt with. They're trying so desperately to be with a girl for one night. I get to go home to snuggle up to my wife every single night and it's amazing. Pursue cuddles over sex, always.

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everyone wants to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe." -Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg's character) in Brooklyn 99.

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    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you at bro? I want hugs!

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you ever cross my path, feel free to ask for one. I'll never ask first, but I'll never turn down if someone needs one.

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    Poppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had a huge yearning for this recently. I've been on my own for 10 years and I am cuddle starved.

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    #15

    Work Title:

    Work Title:

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah. I have been a child over 5 decades now, impersonating an adult. The thing you end up learning, is that we are all still children, but we find ways to hide it. You lose when you hide it from yourself, so don't do that.

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    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello fellow former children.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad and I park in the parent and child space. Nobody said anything about an age limit. (this is not true, obv)

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places are wise to you and your dad, they specify 12 years for the child... No it was nothing to do with me and my mum. Honestly.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks more like 35 on this photo.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s the dude from one of those dating reality shows and they couldn’t put “Fückboi Trust-fund GymRat” on the title card.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait to put that on a resume 🤣 🤣

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decades have passed and I'm still future adult :D

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    The outcome of this was many men being silent when having troubles, not expressing their feelings and trying to always act tough. It is a recipe for disaster with outcomes like mental health issues, bad communication in relationships, depression, etc.

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    #16

    Wholesome Bernie

    Wholesome Bernie

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Louder for the people at the back!

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While, society has imposed that attitude that men shouldn't cry. Aren't these a****** podcasters a( You know who I'm talking about) promoting They're version of masculinity....Suggesting that women giving the ok for men to cry is de masculating them, there's so much confusion?

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its ok to not be ok this goes out to all the brothers and the sisters and those in-between there is nothing manly about pretending youre ok when you actually feel like youre falling apart

    gremlin-king
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay to cry in general. Here, you can have my shoulder to cry on <3

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the problem for men: TELLING men/boys stuff doesn't work very well. They've lived their whole lives with a complete disjunction between what is supposed to be okay and what is actually okay. You have to lead by example, which means you have to learn how to do it yourself.

    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, because of people like you and the general sentiment of others on BP (and hopefully far beyond), the tides will begin to turn and... "They've lived their whole lives with a complete disjunction between what is supposed to be okay and what is actually okay." Will cease to permeate their formative years and they'll not suffer that influence...

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    Barong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me every time I watch a sad movie.

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its okay, so long as they don't care about having respect or having romantic relationships with women. Don't let anybody see you

    Manatee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unless you're capitalist scum..."

    Scott Brynildsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Bernie is the person to associate with this message. He pushed his wife on stage, thinks women fantasize about being raped by three men every time they have sex, bought thousands of his own book so he could be on the top selling list, and didn't pay women staffers during his campaign because he thought it was a gift to work with him. Seriously, not the right person to empower anyone.

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    #17

    Support Your Homies, Remember Your Worth

    Support Your Homies, Remember Your Worth

    NerdInTheBush Report

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend whose husband told her to man up while she was giving birth. She bit him on the hand.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have whacked him in the nuts and then asked the midwife to remove him and contact a lawyer for the divorce papers!

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    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my father-in-law once said, "'Man up' my *rse".

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this phrase could be taken one of two ways, depending upon where the comma is placed. 🤣🤣

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    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man up and help your bros when they're down, man up and ask for help when you need it, man up and be a kind person who doesn't put people down for being vulnerable

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call people out for using that term. I hate it.

    Red Reilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with these two guys a few years back and we bonded other our shared sense of humour, we are very different people. We meet up when we can and openly talk about how we are doing, when we say goodbye we go, 'love you man'. If we were 'man up' types we would not be as close as we are. It's really nice.

    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i meet a boy who's struggling, ill listen to him

    Amalie Jaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the cutest kitten :)))

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    #18

    >:-(

    >:-(

    ThrowawayId289 Report

    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all bodies can do that, even if you put in the effort.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not every person wants a partner that looks like that either, even if Katiey prefers that kind of body. For instance that's actually my least prefered bodytype.

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lots of hair, age, boxers, and no photoshop.

    François Bouzigues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have amazing genetics, it will take you a couple of years with a strict diet + gym to get like that (both for skinnier and heavier dudes) Gym alone will never give you a six pack. A ridiculously low body fat percentage will. I have a 21 BMI, go to the gym and still have twice "too much" fat to have a six pack

    Kiki C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a six pack when I was seven (I was small ig). And now I have a faint one after not having one for almost ten years. (I’m 17) It is definitely hard to achieve. I’m a woman, so it’s supposed to be “easier” for us, but I had to have an eating disorder for a year to get a six pack. Not worth it.

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    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have my bf cuddling with me on the couch than spending hours at the gym toning his abs.

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men have better things to do than spend hours at the gym.

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically hydration, those fantastic shirtless pictures are usually taken when dehydrated.

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear women, what is preventing you from looking like this? 😍

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    Luckily, times are changing and with today's fast-moving world, men are finally seen as a whole person, not just the strong ones to always lean on. Men are more open and free to express their fears, desires and bad feelings. We are shifting into a place where vulnerability and authenticity are celebrated, with strength being considered being able to openly communicate what's inside.

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    #19

    It's True

    It's True

    reddit.com Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic masculinity hurts everyone, including men. It's called "toxic" for a reason.

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But pretending that "toxic" can be defined on an individual basis while still being applied broadly to all men is beneficial for everyone huh? Just like the endless din of criticism being lobbed at men, while women are treated as inherently perfect.....probably because being critical of women is "toxic" right?

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be better at choosing your memes. You shouldn't accept advice from a psychopath. They may be occasionally right but you shouldn't take the risk and using one negates the message. Remember this guy slaughtered their nurse and ran away laughing about 15 minutes after this shot.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these posts about guys not getting the feedback and attention they need are the result of toxic masculinity. Women can't compliment men because toxic men take it as flirting and take it too far. Men often can't compliment men because it's "not manly".

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the onyl toxic that is good is the Britney Spears song and poison used for inheritance money

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm bigger than you, so I could kick your a*s." is the toxic thought that makes men evil, it's something you have to fight against.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a dangerous misconception from my experience...

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    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic feminists are a thing too and it also needs to stop

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic femininity hurts everyone too. ANYONE that is toxic is bad for everyone!

    Tiff Day
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    2 years ago

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    Ouch world saved with that quip

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago

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    To be fair, Bruno has a point but hasn’t gotten all the way there. Rather than weaponize or give greater power to masculine or feminine, we need to figure out better language. Before you downvote him or me into oblivion, take a second: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxI1fpru1tS/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago

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    And more importantly, what toxic means in regards to masculinity in our society: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw89SkluVPt/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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    Liam Parks
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    2 years ago

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    its called toxic, having nothing to do with masculinity.

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    #20

    Last Week I Asked Her To Marry Me

    Last Week I Asked Her To Marry Me

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    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the message that although Thor was going through a ton of grief and guilt, despite the fact that he’d been dealing with depression and subsequently weight gain, he was still worthy.

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this thing once that theorized that Iron Man ragging on him for looking like The Dude as opposed to commenting on his weight gain was intentional. Having suffered from depression himself, the character recognized that the weight gain was a symptom of Thor's depression and therefore not funny and not appropriate to mock. That's a nice thought.

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    Manatee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the money runs out...

    HolyDiver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power of positive affirmation...

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    #21

    On A Scale From Y To 10 How Is This Bad?

    On A Scale From Y To 10 How Is This Bad?

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad: "Let's go back to calling me Bob" OP: "But your name isn't Bob" Dad: "Until you know the difference between Dad and Daddy, it's Bob"

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's how he reacts to the mere use of "daddy", then it's the father's secret sexual activities that are in question.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I said dad, you can call me dad!"

    Kokichi Ouma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading this thinking: "That's adorable. What's wrong." Then suddenly, last message.

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    Hopefully this means better mental health, relationships with family and men being able to show their softer and creative side. Keep scrolling to have a laugh, relate, and get a grasp of what it's like to be a man in today's world. Feel free to upvote your favorite posts.

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    #22

    Boom

    Boom

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood this. I used to sub for an exgf who was a dom at playshows. I'm OK being seen seen in public but NOT OK being recorded and posted on the web. Most places like that make you check your phone at the door these days.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a lot to unpack in such few sentences! I admire your forthrightness.

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    mulk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you separate: delete them all

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never trust a man to pose naked for him. It's beyond me why any woman would. What does she think he's going to do when they break up and he's pissed off.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing. Because I may be angry, pissed off, heartbroken and all that, but that's still no reason to be a kunt. Same as I know my pics are safe with her. We are adults, not monsters. Wtf?! I don't know what kind of guys you are getting together with. Are they all untrustworthy bastards or are you the one who cannot trust? Not saying it's your fault or your responsibility. Just saying there might be something there you may wish to look into.

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT RECORD. DO NOT ASK FOR PICS! DO NOT SEND NEKKY PICS OF YOURSELF. EVER. TO ANYONE!

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exposing someone is a form of rape. It's allowing someone to use another person's naked body for their own sexual gratification, or to humiliate that other person.

    Diana Wilcox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you got down-voted; a lot of victims of revenge p*rn have similar traumatic aftereffects as victims of other SA. It's seriously an evil thing for the perpetrator to do to someone who trusted them. And anyone who will blame the victim can just go pound sand. 👋

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should apply to anyone receiving pictures

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe there are men out their evil enough to do anything else.

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women too. There's laws about this kind of stuff now. People get pissed after a breakup so they post their sex tapes and naked pictures online to not only embarrass their exes, but ruin their lives and careers as well.

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only people respected this in divorces...

    HolyDiver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100%! trust is key. Even if you split later. It's not ok to betray the trust given at the time even if it gets messy later.

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    #23

    It Ain't Gay

    It Ain't Gay

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gay, so I can't really comment on the accuracy of this.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not, it’s not. At least in my circle of friends, support is there for all, from all. We are a group of people who seem to have gravitated towards each other and have a collection of mental health challenges so maybe we are all focused on that rather than anything to do with sexuality. My wingmen (and women) couldn’t care less who you get support from just so long as you are actually getting support 😀

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    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    homiesexual, is the term for being there for your homies

    Kiki C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls: *literally make out with each other* Society: eh just girly tings Guys: I love you bro Society: AHHH GAYYYYY

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is funny considering the number of historians who like to say "they were best friends/brothers" until their deaths lol) so basically we have reversed our opinions on men being affectionate with each other!

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    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya gotta be emotionally available for the homies

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they are gay. Otherwise, it's two decent persons helping each other.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you can be gay/straight/whatever while also being terminally celibate, but it's still a pretty good rule of thumb is that you're only homosexual if you've had sex with somebody of the same gender.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this happen in person and I really hate it

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s not. It being decent human beings.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah, the same can be said for 2 women who are close and show affection....they must be lesbians.

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    #24

    Damn I Really Wonder Why

    Damn I Really Wonder Why

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a ute (pick up truck) someone drives around here with a big bumpersticker on the back that says "It ain't weak to speak" and I love it so much.

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it takes a real man to be open about his feelings in world that openly criticizes them

    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and thanks for saying it just like that, Tobias!

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bearing things silently in life is like quinine. See, quinine was a medicine for tropical diseases, of the sort that British folk were only going to get in war or foreign service. It's the most horrible tasting substance known to mankind, so it was often cut with gin. Hence, the invention of a tonic and gin. But all the young men saw all the tough warriors drinking tonic and gin and thought, "hey, that'll make me look bad-a*s" and enough were killed by quinine poisoning that tonic water no longer contains very much quinine at all. Quinine is an easy way to self-medicate, but it's unhealthy itself, and obsolete. Likewise, if someone is being stoic because their movie heroes (the sort played by John Wayne or Clint Eastwood) are stoic, you're just drinking poison. But if you're dealing with someone who is stoic because they've had to stay alive, understand that before trying to coax them into being emotionally open.

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys grow up alone. You don't talk to your buds about anything but sports. You don't speak in a public restroom. You don't tell other men how you feel. You don't get emotional support from any man in your life, except maybe(big maybe,) your father.

    gremlin-king
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again another upvote for Sabito

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite often men are not taught or equipped as well to manage emotions as girls are. This adds an additional barrier to them seeking help. Teach your kids to name and understand their emotions and when to seek help.

    Starry starry night
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot be courageous with out being afraid but you don’t have to be afraid alone

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this si why i grew up crying for everything it makes me express my emotions more and I dont care about yall

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    #25

    A Familiar Struggle

    A Familiar Struggle

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    lily jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry Mike Wendowski you're cooler than Karen will ever be

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a kick in the nads when you do go to college and end up working there after graduation anyway because you can't get anything better even with a degree.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that one customer once, too bad if you pick out the damn manager of the store for that... ( I had no one above to tell me how to talk with customers)

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    #26

    Why Is This So Accurate?

    Why Is This So Accurate?

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    lily jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I act out every one of these. I am a girl

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely, even my male cat does this. Except instead of "check this girl out," the left nod usually refers to an empty food dish.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jebus Christ, I am going to be analyzing all my male friends from here to eternity. It's strangely accurate.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-men, can you guess which 2 also require eyebrow movement?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say that the left and right are interchangeable depending on if eyebrows are raised. Talk = eyebrows, girl = eyes widening. (A secret for the ladies in the audience there)

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    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... surprisingly accurate

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's. . .it's pretty accurate.

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a bilingual girl in manlish.

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    #27

    Dressing How You Like

    Dressing How You Like

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really curious what the censored "H" word is.

    Chris Mpls
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the source. It's Hoe https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollYChromosome/comments/7cv03w/dressing_how_you_like/?rdt=58008

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people commenting Hoe on here, it's tarting to look like a Santa convention

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough with the damned censorship, BoredPanda. What he hell is up with this site and all this censorship?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ads. They'll lose ad revenue as companies will pull out if too many "bad" words show up on their algorithms or whatnot.

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    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know, Jackie Chan once played Chun Li (yes, the girl from Street Fighter) in a movie?

    sophiedumas1184@gmail.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are words censored these days?! I saw the word 'suicide' changed to 'unalive' recently as if these words are triggers for people! It's patronising and ridiculous!

    V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On some social media sites, if you use certain words too frequently, it can get flagged and you can get suspended. So some people just self censor to avoid that.

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    #28

    I'm An Oblivious Boy

    I'm An Oblivious Boy

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she wants to fall asleep in every picture

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    top left, bottom right she is doing her best to not dropkick your a*s into touch.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do women _still_ think that men are able to pick up on unspoken signals? Not just attraction nut practically everything on life. Use WORDS. Simple, unambiguous words. Please.

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That why I made the first move as a lady...Ive been shot down a time or two, but I guarantee it's easier than guessing!

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a relict from the time that boys HAD to make the first move and girls HAD to patiently wait for that move. We all have to grow out of what our parents were taught

    Phandom Apostolis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a crossover with this: "https://www.boredpanda.com/men-share-bad-habits-women-have/" #1 "Believing that men can read minds"

    Kiki C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don’t think u can read minds. We just expect that you can see things…and listen…I mean there were guys who had no idea I liked them even after literally holding his hand, staring into his eyes whenever I could, telling him he was cute, and he was flirting back…..but then claimed he wasn’t….and he had no idea…I dated this guy later but like? He said that he only got it hours after we saw each other and he was like “hmm this girl is kinda into me” like you think lmao? I was playing footsies and talking abt how big his hands were….like….

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    Kim2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so attracted to someone once that I couldn't even look at him. We were paired for a presentation and I found out the feeling was mutual. Still found it hard to look at him.

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of My Big Fat Greek Wedding when he's getting a hotdog and she's by the water cooler on the other side of the window. It's very 'Look at me!. . . .DON'T LOOK AT ME!' energy.

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    BradGfromDaBoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's never going to have to worry about frown lines or crows feet

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her friends: OMG! He asked for my phone number just because I smiled at him and was friendly and chatted with him and asked about his feelings and complimented the way he looks! (This is not me being defensive; I'm happily married despite being the other extreme, way too shy. My wife had to clobber me over the head. But I feel very badly for the way women have treated friends of mine.)

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she sees cat turds outta the litter box.

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    #29

    Didnt Know Whether This Belonged Or Not

    Didnt Know Whether This Belonged Or Not

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sad, but then the only compliments I ever get from men have been about what I look like, never anything of substance. Maybe we should all compliment each other more. But genuinely so it's meaningful.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need more positives... especially boys, evidently are not getting enough. I'm a woman but I was raised to say nice things to people. You appreciate them for even something small, say so...It's bound to leave them with a good feeling.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby adores compliments like "smart, strong (character), kind". Y'know why? Those are what matter to him.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated compliments as a kid because they were usually the prelude to imposing an obligation. "You're so ___" was usually followed by "So you should be blah, blah, etc."

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. Women get them all the time(unfortunately not always wanted), but we guys on the rare occasion get one, it's stays with us for a while.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I'm going to compliment my husband much more often.

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I compliment all of you for being here, reading, learning and challenging old af tropes & stereotypes.

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    #30

    When Life Starts To Get Better

    When Life Starts To Get Better

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when my day was going great, I drove my car into a lake :(

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you had a softer landing! I hit a deer! It's like a brick wall on 4 legs.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is my teeth for me. Just when I start to have some savings, I just had to lose my front tooth. Getting a new one cost a lot.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't have car problems if you don't have a car - sadly life finds a way to screw you over anyways

    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye issues (and age) have shutdown my driving. While quite a shock after 50 years on the road, no payments, maintenance, insurance, licences, registration or taxes is... simply amazing!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day after you make the final payment on it.

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally first month with student loans paid off and in the black at the end of the month, and I (allegedly) put a tiny scratch in someone's bumper. Either I shell out 1000,- or my insurance goes up. I was sad.

    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever have this problem Im going to call my dad and the two of us fix it together

    Tree P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this one only too well.

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For us it allways seem to be the emergency room at the vet. We have probably used a small fortune at the vet clinic over the 29 years of dogs, much of them with rescue pups. And it's worth every single krona (yes, we use Krona as currency).

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    #31

    When Did You Learn To Pilot?

    When Did You Learn To Pilot?

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    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always lived under the philosophy of ‘if they don’t like the real you when you reveal it in meeting them, they wouldn’t like the real you when you reveal it after being friends for a while’. It’s worth just being yourself as and when you meet someone, rather than waste the energy on someone who eventually won’t like you.

    xczechr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, but guys doing this aren't trying to be friends for a while, they're trying to get laid.

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    Ryan Kiefer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love so much that this is a picture of Buzz Aldrin, an astronaut who takes absolutely no s**t from space travel deniers.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite part is that he's reacting to the usual Trump nonsense, lol! Short video of where this came from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGFcC5IZyvs

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    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one confused me for a while, since Buzz Aldrin was, in fact, a pilot.

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who lied about everything. It was fun being at a bar with her. Even her name changed regularly.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it in movies and TV, but then, I see dragons and zombies there too. When you put garbage into getting to know someone, it may not end well.

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    Brian Shire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You said you were the Captain,well we rotate..."

    #32

    How Dare You, Sir!

    How Dare You, Sir!

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm rubbish at tinkering so I don't even know what that means.

    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but there are two screwdriver heads (the lil pointy bit at the end) one of them has an x thing, which fits into the screws with an x thing on top, so they’re easier to twist, and another is just a straight line (that’s the flathead one I believe) which fits into the screws with just an indent

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    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs screwdrivers when there are perfectly capable butter knives in the draw? 😉

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a chick with a whole toolbox. That simply makes me self-sufficient because I also live alone. But, ain't afraid to ask for help

    Kiki C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My XX chromosome a*s: I HAVE THEM AS WELL

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met women who are incredible at plumbing, carpentry, flooring, tiling, etc. One woman gutted her house and completely rebuilt it - way better than most XY chromosomal people!

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband wouldn't know, but I would. I'm the DIYer around here!

    V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have many. Where they are is anyone's guess because we never put them away after using them... whoops

    Rachael Reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it says flathead but my mind keeps reading it as flath head.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, are you really a Ranger ?

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that it's always the phillips that dissappear.

    Purplescales
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman I have tool(male) pride

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    #33

    Sometimes That’s How It Is

    Sometimes That’s How It Is

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me but I look like beef stroganoff so... Edit: Seems a lot of you actually really like beef stroganoff! I'm flattered!!

    Princeofdarkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that class I had with all girls and I was the only guy.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socially awkward, check. Clever enough I sat at the front. Damn.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us are socially awkward for the same reason knights wore armor.

    Kiki C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughhhhh my typeeeee 💅🏽

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm going to die, and it isn't going to be fun

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *coughs awkwardly and avoids eye contact

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was very much socially awkward until I got out of high school. Now, my 9th grade class had 31 people. I was the only male. They would fk with me so bad! I probably would have had like 8 girlfriends if I wasn't so dense! LOL!

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    #34

    He Be Spittin Straight Facts Doe, I Know This Was Made With Mematic

    He Be Spittin Straight Facts Doe, I Know This Was Made With Mematic

    reddit.com Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like MAN DOWN!! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIVE THIS MAN A HUG AND COMPLIMENTS, STAT!

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    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking for help is one of the manliest things you can do, so please man up and get support <3

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a third picture to this meme- the liquid spilling out of other weak areas of the vessel. Seek emotional help if you need it, or it will come out sideways on you and your loved ones and everyone gets hurt.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why my close friend (and drummer in my band) committed suîcide. The only person he got emotional support and compassion from was me, but what I gave him wasn't enough to override the "man up" he was getting from everyone else. I still miss him more than a decade later.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man up is like slapping a Band-Aid on a gaping wound. It doesn't do anyone any good.

    #35

    "5'10"? Good Enough Lol" - My Body

    "5'10"? Good Enough Lol" - My Body

    LurkerPatrol Report

    microwaved mcdonalds fries
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5'2.5" 😭😭😭 my mom keeps telling me im gonna grow more but its been that way for like 3 years now 💀💀💀 thats ok tho i like being short it gives more gremlin energy >:3

    Ryan Kiefer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd made it to 5'10". However, can we stop acting like height = worth?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 4,6 at 14 but grew a bit more at 17, so keep your hopes up.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in high school with a guy who was short all the way through 11th grade. Like about 5’4” tall. The first day of 12th grade, I saw him and my jaw dropped to the floor. He had grown an entire 12” over the summer and was now 6’4” tall! He just apparently had ALL his growth spurts in three short months. I bet his joints ached and he took a while to get used to his new height. Anyway, anyone who is anywhere from 7th grade on up who hasn’t grown very much yet, just be patient. You continue to grow on into your early twenties. I grew an additional 2” after I graduated high school.

    freakingbee (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was supposed to be a few inches taller but my spine won't spine correctly😭i'm 5"3 1/4"

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But again, why are men still being judged on their height? This should have gone out with knights and sword fights.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a girl but I can relate with this unfortunately

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 10th grade (usa) I was 16 years old and one of the shortest guys in school. By the time I graduated and joined the military I was 6'1". Everybody's physical growth is different.

    V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who totally longbottomed at 18/19. Went from 5'5 to over 6.

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    #36

    Mrw I Cut The Grass Four Days Ago And It's Already Grown Back

    Mrw I Cut The Grass Four Days Ago And It's Already Grown Back

    absentbird Report

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked ut up, mrw = my reaction when. Are we all just supposed to know every abbreviation now?

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually looked into buying a pygmy goat once. Some breeds are as expensive as them designer dogs.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can rent them. A former boss of mine did that when he wanted to get rid of his blackberry infestation.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only read the first sentence and filled in 'good for blackberries' before reading the second half :)

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always dreamed of having a mobile herd of goats to be hired out to those with out of control brambles ob their property

    Mini grizzly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love goats. They are hella cute

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would take an army of guinea pigs. Not that I'm opposed to an army of guinea pigs.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lawn is so long I need a cow or a horse.

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    #37

    After You Just Had A Great Conversation With A Cute Girl At A Party

    After You Just Had A Great Conversation With A Cute Girl At A Party

    Quarterboarder Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the "I never went out in the first place" button?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next to the "go to the freezer and have som icecream" button?

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    S Mi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about offer her your number?

    Kiki C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for my number I beg 🥹

    Inked Kaos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't ask for her number, nor regret it, I'm a chubby, tattooed, bearded guy and I'm way too shy to be doing that. I'm better off alone anyway. Not risking utter embarrassment what so ever.

    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/she/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, please stop thinking so poorly of yourself. I'm probably not the best person to say that, but seriously, it's not helping. Don't forget, you can always offer her your number. Write it down before hand, and you can go over to her and say "Hey, I think you're really cute, here's my number" and give it to her. Seriously, then if you feel bad, it's easier to get out of the situation (rather than having to wait around so she can write it down or whatever). (Also, as a woman*, I feel a lot safer, and I can choose to text them if they seem ok)

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    mulk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For six month? I regret a missed kiss since 1990

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, second button every time. Only it's more like six years than six months.

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    #38

    That Song Hits Different

    That Song Hits Different

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    #39

    Fellas, Is It Gay To Not Die In A Car Crash?

    Fellas, Is It Gay To Not Die In A Car Crash?

    Babayagamyalgia Report

    Great And Holy Pangolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may be a real man, but being 6ft tall with muscles doesn’t matter if your 6ft under and decomposing

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And leaving your family behind like a real responsible man.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be happy to be a 'fake man' if it means I survive

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your family will thank you for being un manly and surviving.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we stop with the "Real men is the opposite of gay" titles please?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that headline was really unnecessary and weird. The opposite of "real men" is: Fellas, is it unmanly to not die in a car accident?

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are gay men not ‘real men’? This isn’t a sexuality joke is it?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that headline was really unnecessary and weird. The opposite of "real men" is: Fellas, is it unmanly to not die in a car accident?

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this guy has signed his organ donor card.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're not all turned to hamburger in the wreck.

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an Alabama plate! Go figure!

    Mini grizzly
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same guy who puts these signs on would be writing their final will due to a flu.

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably never heard of Darwin either

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman I'd totally but that on my pink barbiemobile

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    #40

    Hifw My Girlfriend Is Angry At Me And I Try To Calm Her Down

    Hifw My Girlfriend Is Angry At Me And I Try To Calm Her Down

    WorthlessPoints Report

    kraftmacaroniandbeez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should have told that fire to calm down

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, then the fire would have stormed off to burn elsewhere

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    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this shouldn't have been an even possible mistake.

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need to explain to the fire how not to be a fire anymore. Fires love that.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right. Firefighters carry jet fuel around with them all the time, right? The image above is a screenshot of a broadcast by KING 5 News here in Seattle, and I doubt they'd be involved in spreading a stupid myth of that sort.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An important lesson in my life has been that I'm not responsible for other people's feelings. If my partner is angry at me, I don't need to calm her down. I can listen and be supportive in the moment. Letter I can reflect on my actions to see if I owe her an amends.

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would they even have access to jet fuel on their truck?

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    #41

    Being Vulnerable Is Not Fun

    Being Vulnerable Is Not Fun

    treadbolt5 Report

    JJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two days after I moved in with my boyfriend, he cried with me when we had to put down one of the two guinea pigs I brought with me. A day later we spent an entire day to find a new companion for the left piggy. Have been married for 9 years now, being a couple for 13 years.

    blobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have guinea pigs, and I can guarantee that crying is appropriate.

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way, if my man needs to cry then he needs to cry and I will hold him (if he wants me to) until he's cried it out.

    Shina Kohana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never say that to my hubby. I tell him it’s okay and he responds “I know. I DID get misty-eyed during that scene. But! Iron man’s death made me cry, though. Don’t worry about me. ☺️ I know I can cry with you.”

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    #42

    How Quickly They Forget

    How Quickly They Forget

    CSturg41 Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why didn't she change anything?".

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she also slice off a bit of the top of his head?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.... something is different and I can't put my finger on it... (my guess, everything is fluffier)

    #43

    Begone With Thee

    Begone With Thee

    LurkerPatrol Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only saw my ex twice after we broke up, both times we pretended not to notice each other. I looked them up on facebook recently and they have a long term partner and I'm happy for them, because I feel like I messed up his life for a while there!

    #44

    Seems About Right

    Seems About Right

    Luddy- Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, good haircut, like good clothes, can make you feel more confident, which might help with your life.

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    #45

    Remember Bros, Asking For Help Is A Huge Sign Of Strength And Nothing To Be Ashamed Of!

    Remember Bros, Asking For Help Is A Huge Sign Of Strength And Nothing To Be Ashamed Of!

    reddit.com Report

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong template, good message.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst picture example ever! lol

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    #46

    *masculinity Intensifies*

    *masculinity Intensifies*

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    FloC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care if it is supposed to be for men, but fragrance free is a win !!!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they claim to be flushable. That is a lie. It is always a lie.

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    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for the record - there is no such thing as a truly flushable wet wipe. Yes, they will flush down, but they do not break down like toilet paper. They will cause clogs in sewer pipes and fill your septic tank prematurely. Do not flush them, throw them in the trash.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention gum up the machinery at the processing plant. I saw that in an episode of "Dirty Jobs." Poor Mike Rowe had to pick those puppies out of a machine.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pah! Real men use sandpaper, or a rock!

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Romans used to use a sponge stuck on the end of a stick.

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    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever makes them clean their aşṣes, you know?

    Shina Kohana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wipes are wipes. Aren’t baby wipes cheaper and just as good…?

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they really making a hardcase lid for a pack of wipes? Oh boy.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very common. It helps to keep the wipes from getting dried out better than just a sticky flap that collects lint and stuff.

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    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the mandatory black packaging, too!

    Michael Braisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DUDE WIPES - cos we got perineums like sandpaper.

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These could be otherwise named "for godsakes wipe your butt!!"

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    #47

    It's True

    It's True

    Cannondale1986 Report

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hid my bald spot, by shaving my head. Make my wings boneless, with honey BBQ, please...

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says toxic masculinity more than thinking the flavor of the food you enjoy makes you a tough guy or a půssy.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    nothing makes you look more like an infant.

    #48

    Never Settle

    Never Settle

    shwillybilly Report

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the last picture you can actually see the intelligence leaving the brain.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm is this incel wisdom now? seems silly

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this one was done by a socially awkward 12yr old.

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first instinct is to text this to my sweet guy friend/ex-bf ...we always talked about how dating sucks. But then he went and died on me. 💔 which is why he would find it funny. Miss you SO MUCH, Brian!!!!

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    #49

    Mrw Spending The Weekend With My Sons At My Separated Wife's House While She's On A Trip

    Mrw Spending The Weekend With My Sons At My Separated Wife's House While She's On A Trip

    DrRichardDeckard Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is s1ut shaming his children's mother 'quality wisdom'?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re-read it. Child "Why aren't you etc Dad". Dad (to child) "That's your Mommys room". Child "Why not etc". No s**t shaming at all. Childish innocence.

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I know MRW to stand for is the band I used to work with (Metropolitan Rage Warehouse) and I doubt the caption really means them

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