This post is strictly for guys, and we may just spill a few well-kept secrets, so be warned.
Okay, now that everyone else has left and only guys are here, feel free to kick back, relax, and crack open a cold one. We've got a post just for you. The subreddit r/TrollYChromosome is only for guys, and the motto is, "Quality Reddit dudes sharing quality Reddit wisdom."
You might find funny situations, laugh, relate, and in general get a grasp of what it's like to live in this world with chromosome Y. For it is not only women that have issues, men deal with double standards, societal pressures to be masculine and their own daily struggles.
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Resist
Dear men. It is manly to read books. It is manly to wear cute clothes. It is manly to care for your kids. It is manly to relax sometimes. It is manly to do housework. It is manly to love yourself. It is manly to cry, to feel, to BE human. Allow yourself that, please. You have my permission to be human. And if you don’t want it to be manly, it doesn’t have to be. It can be a multitude of things because manliness doesn’t define you. YOU define you. That’s kind of your whole job.
I think you just described manliness...
Load More Replies...The saddest thing about these statements is that being gay or a girl seems to be a bad thing.
I was accused of both as a kid because I loved musical theater and performing in general. The hurt didn't come from thinking these accusations made me less(I know that was the intent though), but rather from people telling me I was something other than I was. It really confused me to get called gay all the time before I even knew my sexuality
Load More Replies...If you can't feel like a man in a ribbon and a pink tutu, you have to work on your self esteem.
True! I was ten when I heard a dad shout at his son for being a girl because he didn't want to dive off the top board. I felt sorry for the boy, but I was angry for me.
Load More Replies...Every day men are told what real men should be. Don't be a real man. Be your OWN man.
mf if someone says I'm girly for doing this or that, I'm just gonna say "yas queen, come join meeee" and move on. the most girly thing I can think of is the people who support toxic masculinity
Saying it’s girly to support toxic masculinity still implies that acting girly is somehow bad or lesser.
Load More Replies...The social pressure on men to tick off a list of definitions of "manly" is such BS. There's no such thing as a man card, and there's no shame in liking (or dislking) anything.
It's funny how we turn the male archetype into such a narrow thing. Like a cliffside trail: either you fall to your death or something drops on your head for even thinking of leaving the path. This is why socials are LOADED with men raging over feminism, raging over trans, etc. Their lives are so narrowly defined, the betrayal is so deep they don't even realize anything but rage. Very sad.
Having to constantly reinforce what society tells you is your place in life,is the sign of a weak and insecure person.
Please resist. Women love men who read books, don't think they have to punch everyone, and have honest emotional responses. Thank you, Hubby. (My rare, wonderful gem of a man who resisted in the macho 1980s.)
What does it mean to be a man in today's world? It's a simple question with no simple answer. What is masculinity and what does it mean to men? Many people would say that it means men being aggressive, oppressing women, dropping sexist comments... Very few people actually dig into the topic and think deeply about what masculinity actually is.
A Lot Of Kids I've Seen Act Way Mature Than Actual Adults
Yeah... I'm s**t at handling rejection. I just run away and eat pizza.
Sounds like a perfectly good way to handle rejection compared to some people out there
Load More Replies...He was not rejected, because you were never being hit on. I don't know if anyone finds this baffling, but it sounds more like he was making observations, possibly comparing notes with his expectations. You can recognize if someone is generally attractive, without being invested in them romantically.
I think it’s also the fact that the kid asked if she has a boyfriend that makes it likely he was hitting on her
Load More Replies...Kinda sad that an 11 year old is already at u sound hot and do I have a boyfriend. Kids def done get to be kids anymore
Bad news for you Daisy, we were like that in the 70s. But at least it wasn't turbocharged by the internet
Load More Replies...No woman is worth feeling bad about yourself over. No human even is. Learn to love yourself first before you try to learn to love someone else. If you find you can't love yourself then work to improve yourself. If all this takes your whole life and you end up alone it will still be worth it.
Now be fair. Many grown men have not yet reached the emotional age of an 11 year old.
I think if it applies to the majority it’s self-evident. Ergo, the majority of 22 year old men act like 22 year old men. Only 11 year olds act like 11 year olds. But, you’re right in the sense that men’s emotional & intellectual & physical development maybe don’t line up with expectations. Something if we acknowledge we can work with.
Load More Replies...Girls Are Always Taught How To Stay Safe, It's Not As Common To Teach Boys, And I Feel Like We Have Lots Of Young Men Here (Xpost Trollxchrosomes
The old "when a girl says no she's *playing* hard to get" toxic mythe.
The problem is that every "chick flick" taught this, at least up until I quit going to movies in the theater because I had a baby and a streaming internet. (I call them "chick flicks" to emphasize that they are seen as being written FOR WOMEN. Guy movies teach that women want a guy who will rescue them from armies of telepathic aliens; Women's movies teach men that women want a guy that doesn't ever take "no" for an answer... and is already dating someone!)
Load More Replies...Wait, people keep trying? I always become too embarrassed to go for a second shot.
That's a good thing. They just embarrass themselves by keep asking
Load More Replies...THis is so gross of men to do. When a woman says no it means no, back the f**k up. A woman is a person not an object or a damned prey animal. You are not a predator chad, your a middle aged nobody that got a 12 on you ACT score calm the f**k down.
While I agree with you 100%, this is not how we teach little boys to become good men. Tell that to the Hallmark & Lifetime movie networks. Tell that to every single form of media that contradicts the message of “no means no.” It’s no wonder they’re confused. As a queer cismale, I can’t speak from personal experience, but I’ve witnessed the example and the verbal lesson of “no” being continually & constantly challenged in all forms of messaging with the contraindication being evident specifically in romcom/sitcom. It corrodes the legitimacy of the lesson into a “she likes to play hard to get” mentality, which is horrible. The OP is correct: we need to teach these lessons in meaningful, lasting ways that aren’t subject to degradation because all of tv/film is telling them otherwise. We need classes of all sorts on setting healthy boundaries and respecting them and on respecting people’s right to say “no” on any sort of engagement. Because not everyone has parents or a living & social situation that sets the example.
Load More Replies...I feel relationship skills need to be taught in schools because so many parents are dropping the ball. Or, they don't have these basic skills to teach their offspring.
Especially for guys. Many guys have lucked into one meaningful relationship and have no idea of the basic skill set on dating. So yeah teaching it would be complicated.
Load More Replies...On the reverse side, society teaches girls that being straightforward is unfeminine. These two together are an obvious recipe for disaster.
Who gives this advice? Dad of 5 sons asking. Like what? Doesn't sound very accurate.
Yet, there are literally hundreds of clips of posts of girls being like “i rejected him but then he didn’t even try to get me to change my mind.” It’s a bad situation.
If men start ignoring this silly game that some women play, then hopefully they'll get the message and stop doing it. More good men for the rest of us I say.
Load More Replies...It's easy to spot the women who say no when they mean yes. They all ride unicorns.
Love it! But also, women are so used to be treated like objects that the guy has to prove they are actually interested in the long term. So be direct, respectful and keep trying until you get the no, then walk away.
David D. Gilmore tried to find an answer in his book “Manhood in the Making." He examined cultures around the world and found some universal principles of what it meant to be a man. "Gilmore’s main finding was that no matter what culture or society he surveyed, there were always three clear, distinctive, and universal principles common to all men. They are the basic ingredients of the masculinity cocktail, no matter where you go."
A True Man Stands For Justice
There seems to be something frankly misogynistic about a lot of women's fashion. The lack of usable pockets is a leading example.
Here's an actual example of misogyny in women's fashion: workplace dress-codes requiring women to wear high heels when men can wear flats. The scarcity of good pockets in womens clothes though? Women choose which clothes they want to buy for themselves, and over and over again they choose aesthetics over functional pockets. That problem is 100% self-inflicted via the simple rules of supply and demand.
Load More Replies...Do men understand that some women's slacks come with pockets BUT the manufacturer takes the time and expense to SEW the pockets closed. Change the default to permitting the women to CHOOSE to sew pockets closed and not assume we prefer form over function as a rule.
OK, the pockets being sewn closed is a manufacturing decision - just like men's suits have the vents stirched closed. It keeps the clothing looking finished while on hangers in the store. This particular practice is NOT part of the pocket wars against women.
Load More Replies...I've started buying husky boys' jeans. My cell phone doesn't fall out when I bend over any longer.
THIS! Thank you. The jeans I wear today don't have ANY front pockets, only back.
Women deserve pockets on ALL their pants. Women! Stop BUYING pocket-less pants.
Yeah. As a women, I've dealt with plenty of problems. But I can honestly say that the size or the lack of pockets is not on that list. There are way more serious issues. 🤦♀️
Exactly
I'm straight and I like to do my hair and wear markup. I also look smashing in a black miniskirt. Does that make me gay? No it makes me sexy AF.
You rock your miniskirt and I'll rock my kilt 😁
Load More Replies...Can we stop treatining feminine/"girly" things like they're inherently bad? Maybe then calling men girly wouldn't be an insult.
I could not agree more Tracy. I never understood why anything stereotypically feminine is seen as an insult. I hate the whole, "You run like a girl" type of c**p. Like, what the heck is that even supposed to mean?
Load More Replies...My brother is gay and he played Division 1 football in the Big 10. He is extremely rugged and enjoys hunting, fishing, woodworking, and building things. He is probably the least "feminine" man I know, and he is married to a wonderful man, and they have two children together and are the best fathers.
and also being feminine is ok, man or woman, gay or straight or else.
I agree with this completely. I kinda hate that it seems like almost every gay side character in a TV show or movie seems to be basically the same character who is super fem. Kipo on Netflix did a GREAT job with their gay character. I'm a gay male, and it's been a little bit of a touchy subject for me, in the past, because in high school, there was only one other out guy in the school, but he had a bunch of purses, primarily wore clothing from a women's clothing store, and wore flashy colorful makeup, then told me I was just saying I was gay for attention just because I typically dressed in cargo shorts (the big pockets let me carry multiple books around XD) and a T-shirt, and also was in multiple sports. However, I also played multiple instruments, and did musical theatre, because I just did what I liked. I also was with a group of theatre people in college and no one would believe I was gay, even after I showed them a picture of me kissing my partner of the time. The stereotypes are so annoying sometimes.
My current partner is a little older than me, and he actually told me once that he used to act way more feminine and was uncomfortable doing so, but did it because he thought that's how he had to act to be gay. The stereotypes are harmful in many ways.
Load More Replies...I'm gay and have never been particularly feminine. Quite the opposite. I'm more masculine than a lot of my straight guy friends. It's not something I try to do, it just is. The number of times people have literally told me I must be bi or am just confused, as a grown a*s man, still astounds me. The other one I love (/s) is "You're gay?! OMG I would have NEVER guessed! You seem so straight!" like... oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to wear my queer name tag and matching feather boa today, excuse me for the confusion. The number of people (of varying sexualities and gender identities, but especially straight cis people) that seem to think gender and sexuality means fitting into neat, comfortable boxes so people can "tell" who you are from a mile away seriously makes my blood boil. I'm not going to try to "act more gay" because it makes you comfortable with MY sexuality. Just like super effeminate gays don't need to act more straight. We are who we are, whether you find us to be fabulous or not.
The problem is what people label "feminine" - and "masculine". Sewing a button on your shirt is not feminine. Replacing the oil in your car is not masculine. Both are merely expressions of self-reliance. (And cheaper than having someone else do it.)
Levar Burton Is Such An Awesome Person
EWWW forgot about that. I know who Drake is but couldn't name a single song. Probably a good thing.
Levar Burton is a truly kindhearted soul. He ranks right up there with Mr.Rogers and Bob Ross. I used to love watching Reading Rainbow growing up and have to credit Levar Burton for my love of reading and language.
Anyone else here such a nerd that I read "Drake format" in a sci-fi context and thought "Drake equation" (a formula for calculating how many/how likely alien life in the universe is; the only catch is that it's filled with unknowable variables.)?
I have totally loved him since I saw him in reading rainbow. The man can do no wrong.
Now I'm singing the theme song in my head. <3
Load More Replies...If you need some LeVar Burton then check out the LeVar Burton Reads podcast it's great!
The ingredients according to The Authentic Man magazine are:
- Protect your loved ones
- Provide for your family
- Initiate the connections with females/reproduce
Pls Stop
ha! Oppression Olympics :-D going to steal it. I always just say "its not a contest" this is way better.
People are always arguing answers to different questions. Its why politics are so messed up. The world would be a better place if we started with our point and then went into the issues.
Women are treated like they are less important than men. Everyone has it hard in life, but its sad that a woman can't feel safe out in public by herself.
Load More Replies...The red isn't very neatly colored at the edges, but that's just the naggy opinion of a cartoonist.
Cis Hetero men are NEVER more oppressed. They been running the world since before Jesus.
and the gold medal in the oppression Olympics goes to
Load More Replies...Even Batman's statement is too much of a generalization. Every PERSON has different struggles.
If you don't believe that women are oppressed by other women, you're sorely mistaken!
Load More Replies...As A Tall Guy Myself, I Want To High-Five This Troll
Lol this man got a business card to tell you just how hard you can go f**k off.
I'm only 6'1" and I still get questions like that. XD I'm only about two inches above the average for USA males. Not that big of a difference from the average. These cards are awesome.
Load More Replies...I am tall, I do not play basketball. You are short do you play miniature golf???
Several years ago I worked with a very tall woman who was the superintendent of a juvenile detention center. By the time we met, she was in her 60s, but she said that when she was younger she used to have a tee shirt that read: 6'5" Yes, I did. University of Maryland
I am 6'4, and growing up in the 80's, that was really tall. Would have loved to have that business card, ha ha.
The question I most often get asked is about football. I'm Black, 6'1", 270 lbs., and graduated from one of THE most storied football universities in the country. People are often surprised that my scholarships were academic, not athletic.
I Like It Here. Keep Smiling Guys
Aww Ranger, you're a decent chap, you deserve appreciation
Load More Replies...True if a man doesn't seem interested in you, try complimenting him. He might never be able to get you out of his head after that, so also be careful
Well said, Jared! The intent needs to be honest but, be always cautious with the seeds you sow!
Load More Replies...A place I write for recently switched over to wordpress, and in one day the "how good for searching your page is" AI feature gave me more positive feedback than I've had in 14 years from the people I write for.
That's...disappointing. People can be short-sighted sometimes, I'm afraid. And too self-involved to pay a proper compliment.
Load More Replies...Not to mention the very real epidemic of “touch starvation” which is pervasive in straight single adult men. When one has normalized a complete lack of physical contact from another, it’s easy to mistake a pat on the back, or touch on the shoulder with physical or sexual attraction. This is a social problem all spectrums of gender need to be mindful of and working toward solving.
The last time I got a genuine, unsolicited compliment I will never forget. She said I was cute. I was 6 years old.
I think women understand that a compliment might be all it takes to make a guy interested in them... thus they avoid giving out compliments in order not to lead guys on and to avoid having to hurt them if they're not interested. It's also a great way to gain a stalker which is not as uncommon as you might think.
I knew a guy like this in high school. The simplest compliment from a girl made him fall in a super crush. I was sad to see
The main reasons for these duties were that men were stronger and more expendable. The Authentic Man online magazine argues that, "The number of women directly correlated with a species’ ability to survive. A single female could carry, bear, and nurture only a limited number of children, whereas a few men were enough to conceive all of them. Put simply, the womb was more valuable than the sperm. Men were the ones who had to engage in dangerous tasks like hunting mammoths or beating up rival tribes."
Meirl
Saw This Post And Thought Of This Sub, If You Want I Can Delete This
I hiss if i'm complimented (hetero female). I always figure it's a prelude to an attack.
Load More Replies...Men, police other men. You'd get so many more compliments if $hitty men didn't make it too risky.
......and dads, teach your sons what a compliment is, as well as how to accept it for what it is.
Load More Replies...My cat actually does this. I have to get it on YouTube some day. If I pet him and pause with my hand in reach, he will reach up and grab my hand -- claws out but oh, so gentle -- and pull my hand and his head towards each other.
i just forget it when im complimented and dont want it. its always fake.
Hell, a little old lady in the grocery store told me I had "nice biceps" and gave one a little squeeze a while back. Made my day.
I changed my google assistant's voice for the male because every time the female voice is kind to me I almost get hooked up
For All My Fruity Drink Loving Trolls, Including My Hubby
Yeah, I enjoy beer, but I also love Blackberry Sours - basically a Whisky Sour with Blackberry Brandy instead.
Load More Replies...I love this when I have guys at my table ask about our margaritas. Just three dudes sitting in cocktail, trying to decide between a white peach margarita or the whole margarita flight to so they can try them all. I'm like, yes, let's drink all the sugary goodness fellas. I'm with you.
I'm diabetic and prefer a vodka tonic(sans sugar) but put an umbrella in there by all means... I do like how a VT glows in black light.
yeah you drink your nasty tasting beer ill stick with my fruity cocktail thank you
I was told by a bartender that those fruity little cocktails are some of the booziest drinks you can order! They have a high sugar content and go down easy so they are sure to give you one hell of a hangover.
my brother finds me so weird for liking fruit stuff saying its gay
Times change, but many of these duties are still attributed to men. A lot of boys when growing up were taught to just "suck it up" when dealing with difficult times. It was not acceptable to cry, share emotions or in general be "weak." It is quite sad when you think about it... not to be given the same platform to feel out your emotions as women, but rather try to always "be strong".
Remember This
I love my hobbit husband. We make a perfect pair of smiley shorties who love sharing the delicious food we make with our friends. The capacity of our hearts to care deeply and resist becoming hard, and the strength of our arms to hold people close and share their burdens is all that matters in life.
What a gorgeous comment! I hope to find my lovely hobbit partner one day (I too am a smiley shortie who loves good food and a healthy dose of adventure).
Load More Replies...We talk so much about how society and the fashion industry shame women into thinking they must took a certain way, but we can’t forget that men also have these same issues.
Same Bro
I dream of this every night. My favorite memories are from the rare times I actually had someone I loved in my life. Just laying in bed together, my arms around her, her head laying on my shoulder. Waking up in the morning, feeling her warmth against me. Her waking up and immediately snuggling against me without even thinking about it, just wanting to be close. These little moments are the most important, most wonderful moments. And I so wish I could find someone who wanted me, wanted to share those moments with me.
This exactly. 💔 The way you wrote this makes me teary eyed.
Load More Replies..."Cuddle horny "!!!! The stereotype that men don't wanna cuddle has just been blown.
Yeah, but when you’re married for over 20 years, it’s “stay OFF of my side of the bed, and stop touching me, your feet are cold!” 🤣🤣🤣💕
I would suggest separate bedrooms then. You might miss each other and the romance might come back.
Load More Replies...This is the s**t I tell the boys I work with who are flirting with any woman they can possibly flirt with. They're trying so desperately to be with a girl for one night. I get to go home to snuggle up to my wife every single night and it's amazing. Pursue cuddles over sex, always.
"Everyone wants to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe." -Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg's character) in Brooklyn 99.
Load More Replies...Well if you ever cross my path, feel free to ask for one. I'll never ask first, but I'll never turn down if someone needs one.
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Hah. I have been a child over 5 decades now, impersonating an adult. The thing you end up learning, is that we are all still children, but we find ways to hide it. You lose when you hide it from yourself, so don't do that.
Load More Replies...My Dad and I park in the parent and child space. Nobody said anything about an age limit. (this is not true, obv)
Some places are wise to you and your dad, they specify 12 years for the child... No it was nothing to do with me and my mum. Honestly.
Load More Replies...He’s the dude from one of those dating reality shows and they couldn’t put “Fückboi Trust-fund GymRat” on the title card.
The outcome of this was many men being silent when having troubles, not expressing their feelings and trying to always act tough. It is a recipe for disaster with outcomes like mental health issues, bad communication in relationships, depression, etc.
Wholesome Bernie
While, society has imposed that attitude that men shouldn't cry. Aren't these a****** podcasters a( You know who I'm talking about) promoting They're version of masculinity....Suggesting that women giving the ok for men to cry is de masculating them, there's so much confusion?
its ok to not be ok this goes out to all the brothers and the sisters and those in-between there is nothing manly about pretending youre ok when you actually feel like youre falling apart
It's okay to cry in general. Here, you can have my shoulder to cry on <3
Here's the problem for men: TELLING men/boys stuff doesn't work very well. They've lived their whole lives with a complete disjunction between what is supposed to be okay and what is actually okay. You have to lead by example, which means you have to learn how to do it yourself.
But, because of people like you and the general sentiment of others on BP (and hopefully far beyond), the tides will begin to turn and... "They've lived their whole lives with a complete disjunction between what is supposed to be okay and what is actually okay." Will cease to permeate their formative years and they'll not suffer that influence...
Load More Replies...Its okay, so long as they don't care about having respect or having romantic relationships with women. Don't let anybody see you
I don't think Bernie is the person to associate with this message. He pushed his wife on stage, thinks women fantasize about being raped by three men every time they have sex, bought thousands of his own book so he could be on the top selling list, and didn't pay women staffers during his campaign because he thought it was a gift to work with him. Seriously, not the right person to empower anyone.
Support Your Homies, Remember Your Worth
I had a friend whose husband told her to man up while she was giving birth. She bit him on the hand.
I would have whacked him in the nuts and then asked the midwife to remove him and contact a lawyer for the divorce papers!
Load More Replies...I feel like this phrase could be taken one of two ways, depending upon where the comma is placed. 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...man up and help your bros when they're down, man up and ask for help when you need it, man up and be a kind person who doesn't put people down for being vulnerable
I worked with these two guys a few years back and we bonded other our shared sense of humour, we are very different people. We meet up when we can and openly talk about how we are doing, when we say goodbye we go, 'love you man'. If we were 'man up' types we would not be as close as we are. It's really nice.
>:-(
Not all bodies can do that, even if you put in the effort.
Not every person wants a partner that looks like that either, even if Katiey prefers that kind of body. For instance that's actually my least prefered bodytype.
Load More Replies...Unless you have amazing genetics, it will take you a couple of years with a strict diet + gym to get like that (both for skinnier and heavier dudes) Gym alone will never give you a six pack. A ridiculously low body fat percentage will. I have a 21 BMI, go to the gym and still have twice "too much" fat to have a six pack
I had a six pack when I was seven (I was small ig). And now I have a faint one after not having one for almost ten years. (I’m 17) It is definitely hard to achieve. I’m a woman, so it’s supposed to be “easier” for us, but I had to have an eating disorder for a year to get a six pack. Not worth it.
Load More Replies...I'd rather have my bf cuddling with me on the couch than spending hours at the gym toning his abs.
Typically hydration, those fantastic shirtless pictures are usually taken when dehydrated.
Dear women, what is preventing you from looking like this? 😍
Luckily, times are changing and with today's fast-moving world, men are finally seen as a whole person, not just the strong ones to always lean on. Men are more open and free to express their fears, desires and bad feelings. We are shifting into a place where vulnerability and authenticity are celebrated, with strength being considered being able to openly communicate what's inside.
It's True
Toxic masculinity hurts everyone, including men. It's called "toxic" for a reason.
But pretending that "toxic" can be defined on an individual basis while still being applied broadly to all men is beneficial for everyone huh? Just like the endless din of criticism being lobbed at men, while women are treated as inherently perfect.....probably because being critical of women is "toxic" right?
Load More Replies...Be better at choosing your memes. You shouldn't accept advice from a psychopath. They may be occasionally right but you shouldn't take the risk and using one negates the message. Remember this guy slaughtered their nurse and ran away laughing about 15 minutes after this shot.
the onyl toxic that is good is the Britney Spears song and poison used for inheritance money
"I'm bigger than you, so I could kick your a*s." is the toxic thought that makes men evil, it's something you have to fight against.
Also a dangerous misconception from my experience...
Load More Replies...Last Week I Asked Her To Marry Me
I love the message that although Thor was going through a ton of grief and guilt, despite the fact that he’d been dealing with depression and subsequently weight gain, he was still worthy.
I read this thing once that theorized that Iron Man ragging on him for looking like The Dude as opposed to commenting on his weight gain was intentional. Having suffered from depression himself, the character recognized that the weight gain was a symptom of Thor's depression and therefore not funny and not appropriate to mock. That's a nice thought.
Load More Replies...On A Scale From Y To 10 How Is This Bad?
Dad: "Let's go back to calling me Bob" OP: "But your name isn't Bob" Dad: "Until you know the difference between Dad and Daddy, it's Bob"
If that's how he reacts to the mere use of "daddy", then it's the father's secret sexual activities that are in question.
I was reading this thinking: "That's adorable. What's wrong." Then suddenly, last message.
Hopefully this means better mental health, relationships with family and men being able to show their softer and creative side. Keep scrolling to have a laugh, relate, and get a grasp of what it's like to be a man in today's world. Feel free to upvote your favorite posts.
Boom
Never understood this. I used to sub for an exgf who was a dom at playshows. I'm OK being seen seen in public but NOT OK being recorded and posted on the web. Most places like that make you check your phone at the door these days.
That is a lot to unpack in such few sentences! I admire your forthrightness.
Load More Replies...I would never trust a man to pose naked for him. It's beyond me why any woman would. What does she think he's going to do when they break up and he's pissed off.
Nothing. Because I may be angry, pissed off, heartbroken and all that, but that's still no reason to be a kunt. Same as I know my pics are safe with her. We are adults, not monsters. Wtf?! I don't know what kind of guys you are getting together with. Are they all untrustworthy bastards or are you the one who cannot trust? Not saying it's your fault or your responsibility. Just saying there might be something there you may wish to look into.
Load More Replies...DO NOT RECORD. DO NOT ASK FOR PICS! DO NOT SEND NEKKY PICS OF YOURSELF. EVER. TO ANYONE!
Exposing someone is a form of rape. It's allowing someone to use another person's naked body for their own sexual gratification, or to humiliate that other person.
Not sure why you got down-voted; a lot of victims of revenge p*rn have similar traumatic aftereffects as victims of other SA. It's seriously an evil thing for the perpetrator to do to someone who trusted them. And anyone who will blame the victim can just go pound sand. 👋
Load More Replies...Can't believe there are men out their evil enough to do anything else.
Women too. There's laws about this kind of stuff now. People get pissed after a breakup so they post their sex tapes and naked pictures online to not only embarrass their exes, but ruin their lives and careers as well.
Load More Replies...It Ain't Gay
I’m not, it’s not. At least in my circle of friends, support is there for all, from all. We are a group of people who seem to have gravitated towards each other and have a collection of mental health challenges so maybe we are all focused on that rather than anything to do with sexuality. My wingmen (and women) couldn’t care less who you get support from just so long as you are actually getting support 😀
Load More Replies...Girls: *literally make out with each other* Society: eh just girly tings Guys: I love you bro Society: AHHH GAYYYYY
Which is funny considering the number of historians who like to say "they were best friends/brothers" until their deaths lol) so basically we have reversed our opinions on men being affectionate with each other!
Load More Replies...Only if they are gay. Otherwise, it's two decent persons helping each other.
I'm sure you can be gay/straight/whatever while also being terminally celibate, but it's still a pretty good rule of thumb is that you're only homosexual if you've had sex with somebody of the same gender.
Well, yeah, the same can be said for 2 women who are close and show affection....they must be lesbians.
Damn I Really Wonder Why
There's a ute (pick up truck) someone drives around here with a big bumpersticker on the back that says "It ain't weak to speak" and I love it so much.
you don't need the parethesis, it's just a ute
Load More Replies...it takes a real man to be open about his feelings in world that openly criticizes them
Yes, and thanks for saying it just like that, Tobias!
Load More Replies...Bearing things silently in life is like quinine. See, quinine was a medicine for tropical diseases, of the sort that British folk were only going to get in war or foreign service. It's the most horrible tasting substance known to mankind, so it was often cut with gin. Hence, the invention of a tonic and gin. But all the young men saw all the tough warriors drinking tonic and gin and thought, "hey, that'll make me look bad-a*s" and enough were killed by quinine poisoning that tonic water no longer contains very much quinine at all. Quinine is an easy way to self-medicate, but it's unhealthy itself, and obsolete. Likewise, if someone is being stoic because their movie heroes (the sort played by John Wayne or Clint Eastwood) are stoic, you're just drinking poison. But if you're dealing with someone who is stoic because they've had to stay alive, understand that before trying to coax them into being emotionally open.
Boys grow up alone. You don't talk to your buds about anything but sports. You don't speak in a public restroom. You don't tell other men how you feel. You don't get emotional support from any man in your life, except maybe(big maybe,) your father.
Quite often men are not taught or equipped as well to manage emotions as girls are. This adds an additional barrier to them seeking help. Teach your kids to name and understand their emotions and when to seek help.
You cannot be courageous with out being afraid but you don’t have to be afraid alone
this si why i grew up crying for everything it makes me express my emotions more and I dont care about yall
A Familiar Struggle
I had that one customer once, too bad if you pick out the damn manager of the store for that... ( I had no one above to tell me how to talk with customers)
Why Is This So Accurate?
Strangely, even my male cat does this. Except instead of "check this girl out," the left nod usually refers to an empty food dish.
I was going to say that the left and right are interchangeable depending on if eyebrows are raised. Talk = eyebrows, girl = eyes widening. (A secret for the ladies in the audience there)
Load More Replies...Dressing How You Like
I went to the source. It's Hoe https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollYChromosome/comments/7cv03w/dressing_how_you_like/?rdt=58008
Load More Replies...So many people commenting Hoe on here, it's tarting to look like a Santa convention
Thank you for sharing the uncensored version. BoredPanda is crazed when it comes to censorship.
Load More Replies...Enough with the damned censorship, BoredPanda. What he hell is up with this site and all this censorship?
Ads. They'll lose ad revenue as companies will pull out if too many "bad" words show up on their algorithms or whatnot.
Load More Replies...Did you know, Jackie Chan once played Chun Li (yes, the girl from Street Fighter) in a movie?
Why are words censored these days?! I saw the word 'suicide' changed to 'unalive' recently as if these words are triggers for people! It's patronising and ridiculous!
On some social media sites, if you use certain words too frequently, it can get flagged and you can get suspended. So some people just self censor to avoid that.
Load More Replies...I'm An Oblivious Boy
top left, bottom right she is doing her best to not dropkick your a*s into touch.
Load More Replies...Why do women _still_ think that men are able to pick up on unspoken signals? Not just attraction nut practically everything on life. Use WORDS. Simple, unambiguous words. Please.
That why I made the first move as a lady...Ive been shot down a time or two, but I guarantee it's easier than guessing!
Load More Replies...That a relict from the time that boys HAD to make the first move and girls HAD to patiently wait for that move. We all have to grow out of what our parents were taught
I want a crossover with this: "https://www.boredpanda.com/men-share-bad-habits-women-have/" #1 "Believing that men can read minds"
We don’t think u can read minds. We just expect that you can see things…and listen…I mean there were guys who had no idea I liked them even after literally holding his hand, staring into his eyes whenever I could, telling him he was cute, and he was flirting back…..but then claimed he wasn’t….and he had no idea…I dated this guy later but like? He said that he only got it hours after we saw each other and he was like “hmm this girl is kinda into me” like you think lmao? I was playing footsies and talking abt how big his hands were….like….
Load More Replies...I was so attracted to someone once that I couldn't even look at him. We were paired for a presentation and I found out the feeling was mutual. Still found it hard to look at him.
That reminds me of My Big Fat Greek Wedding when he's getting a hotdog and she's by the water cooler on the other side of the window. It's very 'Look at me!. . . .DON'T LOOK AT ME!' energy.
Load More Replies...Her friends: OMG! He asked for my phone number just because I smiled at him and was friendly and chatted with him and asked about his feelings and complimented the way he looks! (This is not me being defensive; I'm happily married despite being the other extreme, way too shy. My wife had to clobber me over the head. But I feel very badly for the way women have treated friends of mine.)
Didnt Know Whether This Belonged Or Not
This is sad, but then the only compliments I ever get from men have been about what I look like, never anything of substance. Maybe we should all compliment each other more. But genuinely so it's meaningful.
We all need more positives... especially boys, evidently are not getting enough. I'm a woman but I was raised to say nice things to people. You appreciate them for even something small, say so...It's bound to leave them with a good feeling.
My hubby adores compliments like "smart, strong (character), kind". Y'know why? Those are what matter to him.
I hated compliments as a kid because they were usually the prelude to imposing an obligation. "You're so ___" was usually followed by "So you should be blah, blah, etc."
It's true. Women get them all the time(unfortunately not always wanted), but we guys on the rare occasion get one, it's stays with us for a while.
I compliment all of you for being here, reading, learning and challenging old af tropes & stereotypes.
When Life Starts To Get Better
At least you had a softer landing! I hit a deer! It's like a brick wall on 4 legs.
Load More Replies...Can't have car problems if you don't have a car - sadly life finds a way to screw you over anyways
Eye issues (and age) have shutdown my driving. While quite a shock after 50 years on the road, no payments, maintenance, insurance, licences, registration or taxes is... simply amazing!
Load More Replies...Literally first month with student loans paid off and in the black at the end of the month, and I (allegedly) put a tiny scratch in someone's bumper. Either I shell out 1000,- or my insurance goes up. I was sad.
If I ever have this problem Im going to call my dad and the two of us fix it together
When Did You Learn To Pilot?
I’ve always lived under the philosophy of ‘if they don’t like the real you when you reveal it in meeting them, they wouldn’t like the real you when you reveal it after being friends for a while’. It’s worth just being yourself as and when you meet someone, rather than waste the energy on someone who eventually won’t like you.
Agreed, but guys doing this aren't trying to be friends for a while, they're trying to get laid.
Load More Replies...I love so much that this is a picture of Buzz Aldrin, an astronaut who takes absolutely no s**t from space travel deniers.
My favourite part is that he's reacting to the usual Trump nonsense, lol! Short video of where this came from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGFcC5IZyvs
Load More Replies...This one confused me for a while, since Buzz Aldrin was, in fact, a pilot.
I see it in movies and TV, but then, I see dragons and zombies there too. When you put garbage into getting to know someone, it may not end well.
Load More Replies...How Dare You, Sir!
Well I'm rubbish at tinkering so I don't even know what that means.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there are two screwdriver heads (the lil pointy bit at the end) one of them has an x thing, which fits into the screws with an x thing on top, so they’re easier to twist, and another is just a straight line (that’s the flathead one I believe) which fits into the screws with just an indent
Load More Replies...I'm a chick with a whole toolbox. That simply makes me self-sufficient because I also live alone. But, ain't afraid to ask for help
I've met women who are incredible at plumbing, carpentry, flooring, tiling, etc. One woman gutted her house and completely rebuilt it - way better than most XY chromosomal people!
Load More Replies...Sometimes That’s How It Is
This would be me but I look like beef stroganoff so... Edit: Seems a lot of you actually really like beef stroganoff! I'm flattered!!
Reminds me of that class I had with all girls and I was the only guy.
Some of us are socially awkward for the same reason knights wore armor.
I was very much socially awkward until I got out of high school. Now, my 9th grade class had 31 people. I was the only male. They would fk with me so bad! I probably would have had like 8 girlfriends if I wasn't so dense! LOL!
He Be Spittin Straight Facts Doe, I Know This Was Made With Mematic
Asking for help is one of the manliest things you can do, so please man up and get support <3
There should be a third picture to this meme- the liquid spilling out of other weak areas of the vessel. Seek emotional help if you need it, or it will come out sideways on you and your loved ones and everyone gets hurt.
And this is why my close friend (and drummer in my band) committed suîcide. The only person he got emotional support and compassion from was me, but what I gave him wasn't enough to override the "man up" he was getting from everyone else. I still miss him more than a decade later.
Man up is like slapping a Band-Aid on a gaping wound. It doesn't do anyone any good.
"5'10"? Good Enough Lol" - My Body
5'2.5" 😭😭😭 my mom keeps telling me im gonna grow more but its been that way for like 3 years now 💀💀💀 thats ok tho i like being short it gives more gremlin energy >:3
I wish I'd made it to 5'10". However, can we stop acting like height = worth?
I was in high school with a guy who was short all the way through 11th grade. Like about 5’4” tall. The first day of 12th grade, I saw him and my jaw dropped to the floor. He had grown an entire 12” over the summer and was now 6’4” tall! He just apparently had ALL his growth spurts in three short months. I bet his joints ached and he took a while to get used to his new height. Anyway, anyone who is anywhere from 7th grade on up who hasn’t grown very much yet, just be patient. You continue to grow on into your early twenties. I grew an additional 2” after I graduated high school.
i was supposed to be a few inches taller but my spine won't spine correctly😭i'm 5"3 1/4"
But again, why are men still being judged on their height? This should have gone out with knights and sword fights.
In the 10th grade (usa) I was 16 years old and one of the shortest guys in school. By the time I graduated and joined the military I was 6'1". Everybody's physical growth is different.
Mrw I Cut The Grass Four Days Ago And It's Already Grown Back
Looked ut up, mrw = my reaction when. Are we all just supposed to know every abbreviation now?
I actually looked into buying a pygmy goat once. Some breeds are as expensive as them designer dogs.
You can rent them. A former boss of mine did that when he wanted to get rid of his blackberry infestation.
I only read the first sentence and filled in 'good for blackberries' before reading the second half :)
Load More Replies...I've always dreamed of having a mobile herd of goats to be hired out to those with out of control brambles ob their property
It would take an army of guinea pigs. Not that I'm opposed to an army of guinea pigs.
After You Just Had A Great Conversation With A Cute Girl At A Party
Next to the "go to the freezer and have som icecream" button?
Load More Replies...I wouldn't ask for her number, nor regret it, I'm a chubby, tattooed, bearded guy and I'm way too shy to be doing that. I'm better off alone anyway. Not risking utter embarrassment what so ever.
Hey, please stop thinking so poorly of yourself. I'm probably not the best person to say that, but seriously, it's not helping. Don't forget, you can always offer her your number. Write it down before hand, and you can go over to her and say "Hey, I think you're really cute, here's my number" and give it to her. Seriously, then if you feel bad, it's easier to get out of the situation (rather than having to wait around so she can write it down or whatever). (Also, as a woman*, I feel a lot safer, and I can choose to text them if they seem ok)
Load More Replies...Yeah, second button every time. Only it's more like six years than six months.
That Song Hits Different
Fellas, Is It Gay To Not Die In A Car Crash?
You may be a real man, but being 6ft tall with muscles doesn’t matter if your 6ft under and decomposing
And leaving your family behind like a real responsible man.
Load More Replies...Your family will thank you for being un manly and surviving.
Load More Replies...Yeah, that headline was really unnecessary and weird. The opposite of "real men" is: Fellas, is it unmanly to not die in a car accident?
Load More Replies...Yeah, that headline was really unnecessary and weird. The opposite of "real men" is: Fellas, is it unmanly to not die in a car accident?
Load More Replies...If they're not all turned to hamburger in the wreck.
Load More Replies...The same guy who puts these signs on would be writing their final will due to a flu.
Hifw My Girlfriend Is Angry At Me And I Try To Calm Her Down
Yup, then the fire would have stormed off to burn elsewhere
Load More Replies...You just need to explain to the fire how not to be a fire anymore. Fires love that.
Yeah, right. Firefighters carry jet fuel around with them all the time, right? The image above is a screenshot of a broadcast by KING 5 News here in Seattle, and I doubt they'd be involved in spreading a stupid myth of that sort.
An important lesson in my life has been that I'm not responsible for other people's feelings. If my partner is angry at me, I don't need to calm her down. I can listen and be supportive in the moment. Letter I can reflect on my actions to see if I owe her an amends.
Being Vulnerable Is Not Fun
Two days after I moved in with my boyfriend, he cried with me when we had to put down one of the two guinea pigs I brought with me. A day later we spent an entire day to find a new companion for the left piggy. Have been married for 9 years now, being a couple for 13 years.
I have guinea pigs, and I can guarantee that crying is appropriate.
Load More Replies...No way, if my man needs to cry then he needs to cry and I will hold him (if he wants me to) until he's cried it out.
I never say that to my hubby. I tell him it’s okay and he responds “I know. I DID get misty-eyed during that scene. But! Iron man’s death made me cry, though. Don’t worry about me. ☺️ I know I can cry with you.”
How Quickly They Forget
Begone With Thee
I only saw my ex twice after we broke up, both times we pretended not to notice each other. I looked them up on facebook recently and they have a long term partner and I'm happy for them, because I feel like I messed up his life for a while there!
Seems About Right
Remember Bros, Asking For Help Is A Huge Sign Of Strength And Nothing To Be Ashamed Of!
*masculinity Intensifies*
But they claim to be flushable. That is a lie. It is always a lie.
Load More Replies...Just for the record - there is no such thing as a truly flushable wet wipe. Yes, they will flush down, but they do not break down like toilet paper. They will cause clogs in sewer pipes and fill your septic tank prematurely. Do not flush them, throw them in the trash.
Not to mention gum up the machinery at the processing plant. I saw that in an episode of "Dirty Jobs." Poor Mike Rowe had to pick those puppies out of a machine.
Load More Replies...The Romans used to use a sponge stuck on the end of a stick.
Load More Replies...It's very common. It helps to keep the wipes from getting dried out better than just a sticky flap that collects lint and stuff.
Load More Replies...It's True
I hid my bald spot, by shaving my head. Make my wings boneless, with honey BBQ, please...
Honestly I would order the same thing ngl
Load More Replies...Nothing says toxic masculinity more than thinking the flavor of the food you enjoy makes you a tough guy or a půssy.
Never Settle
In the last picture you can actually see the intelligence leaving the brain.
Load More Replies...My first instinct is to text this to my sweet guy friend/ex-bf ...we always talked about how dating sucks. But then he went and died on me. 💔 which is why he would find it funny. Miss you SO MUCH, Brian!!!!
Mrw Spending The Weekend With My Sons At My Separated Wife's House While She's On A Trip
Re-read it. Child "Why aren't you etc Dad". Dad (to child) "That's your Mommys room". Child "Why not etc". No s**t shaming at all. Childish innocence.
Load More Replies...Right, bois, bros, men, listen to me right now. After reading this, you will get up and you will get a drink of water. This is non-negotiable. I will mangle your pre-frontal cortexes. While you’re up, find a mirror and appreciate yourself. I must say, your eyes are beautiful. That is not a lie, and not a general term directed to all the men reading this. That compliment is directed to you and you alone. Accept it. Now take a moment to contemplate the fall of humanity before returning to what you were doing before. Thank you. And to my grls, sis, women, give your bois a compliment. It doesn’t have to be anything drastic.
Nicest post I‘ve seen on BP in many months! Thank you! 🙏🏻❤️
Load More Replies...I just want to say one of the bravest and hardest things to do is ask for help, so if you're a man reading this feeling like you can't ask for help - you need to know that. you need to know it's so hard, but worth it. Society is BS. Get the help you need, live a better life. Take care!
Males of the human species, if you need a cry? I got two shoulders, no waiting, and no judging. You need an honorary sis, auntie, whatever, I got you. Your role is what you decide, not what some sociologist or magazine does. Or a neighbor or relative, for that matter. You don't need to be lonely while not alone in the world.
Fellas, I hope you start complementing each other. Ladies, express appreciation for your dudes. I complement my hubby and other guys and I know well, but rarely male strangers specifically because I don't want them to think I'm interested just because they have a cool shirt or nice hair. Then comes the potential rejection which can sometimes go sideways, so there's an element of fear. It's not that I don't want to tell you your eyes are really pretty, it's just that I have weighed the potential consequences.
If you respond to this I will give you a personalized compliment, but I’m not giving them for free. In return you have to try to have a good day.
Right, bois, bros, men, listen to me right now. After reading this, you will get up and you will get a drink of water. This is non-negotiable. I will mangle your pre-frontal cortexes. While you’re up, find a mirror and appreciate yourself. I must say, your eyes are beautiful. That is not a lie, and not a general term directed to all the men reading this. That compliment is directed to you and you alone. Accept it. Now take a moment to contemplate the fall of humanity before returning to what you were doing before. Thank you. And to my grls, sis, women, give your bois a compliment. It doesn’t have to be anything drastic.
Nicest post I‘ve seen on BP in many months! Thank you! 🙏🏻❤️
Load More Replies...I just want to say one of the bravest and hardest things to do is ask for help, so if you're a man reading this feeling like you can't ask for help - you need to know that. you need to know it's so hard, but worth it. Society is BS. Get the help you need, live a better life. Take care!
Males of the human species, if you need a cry? I got two shoulders, no waiting, and no judging. You need an honorary sis, auntie, whatever, I got you. Your role is what you decide, not what some sociologist or magazine does. Or a neighbor or relative, for that matter. You don't need to be lonely while not alone in the world.
Fellas, I hope you start complementing each other. Ladies, express appreciation for your dudes. I complement my hubby and other guys and I know well, but rarely male strangers specifically because I don't want them to think I'm interested just because they have a cool shirt or nice hair. Then comes the potential rejection which can sometimes go sideways, so there's an element of fear. It's not that I don't want to tell you your eyes are really pretty, it's just that I have weighed the potential consequences.
If you respond to this I will give you a personalized compliment, but I’m not giving them for free. In return you have to try to have a good day.
