Cats don’t care about your rules, sometimes it seems like they don’t care about you at all. Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza? And for some reason we, silly humans, still love them no matter what.
Have you ever been surprised by how mean your cat is? Share pictures here and shame them! Just kidding, they don’t care, but everyone will have a good laugh!
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We Made Ourselves A Cat Door
F*cking *sshole
My cat loves sitting on warm unopened pizza boxes... does NOT want to be moved.
at least they're unopened, unlike the one in the picture.
Load More Replies...I love the salty look on his face "yeah I'm sitting on your pizza, what are you going to do about it?"
Well you should have shared the pizza with him. This looks like a revenge.
Nothing as extreme as a revenge. Just everyday, normal cat behaviour.
Load More Replies...Have The Huge Bed While The Dog Has The Small Bed!
It's soooo funny when this happens! The dog surpresses to the cat!! Hahaha!
I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
“Well, my cat, when you are old enough you have many mood swings, like for example one moment you want your hooman to rub your tummy but then you might attack your hooman for rubbing your tummy”
Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care.
How do we know that the hooman spawn is not ALSO in the crib? Being intimately acquainted with the cat's derriere?
Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...
Yes she has a squirrely tail 😁 ist a Somali cat.
Load More Replies...OUCH! And what an interesting coat on your cat. Maybe he is confused as to what animal she really is. A monkey?
She is very much like a monkey but she was very young in this picture and does not use her claws anymore. At least not on me 😅
Load More Replies...Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins
They say the queen is the most powerful player ;) ;)! I'm sure she knew that, too!!
And you obviously know that adult cat females are called queens. :D. p.s. those look like brilliant cat toys, where could I get some ?
Load More Replies...What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...
My cat does the same when we don't say hi to him first thing when we walk in the door
We were out of town for 10 days, and when we returned, the cat did not meet us or even twitch her ear.
Load More Replies...Yes indeed, the cat in the background has the unmistakably stare that foretells the imminent, utter devastation of those little pieces.
Load More Replies...I like the grumpy one. he seem to ask, "You two done playing, AMA HUNGRY"
A lot of cats actually like the smell of weed and will get your weed sack and tear it up all to hell and back and then ur picking up weed all over your house for the next week. Yea, that totally happened to a friend of mine lol
Ha! That dude/ chick is totally rolling up a joint with their fat sack of weed. Lol
This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!
Cat don't care...mine has chewed through, 2 headphones, one mouse wire and one internet wire..oh wait, I forgot he also ate through my speaker wires! I've learned to wrap ALL wires with tinfoil. He HATES that stuff! *L*
Also immediatly protected from aliens trying to use it to their advantages. Gotta thank your cat for that :p
Load More Replies...That's exactly what the cat said with moustache, eyes and ears, but hooomans sometimes didn't understand.That's why cats think that we are idiots and want to rule the world^^
Load More Replies...Cat saved your home. If you were charging your phone all night then overcharge could have caused a fire. Cat is not A*s hole, cat is Hero.
That's what you get human for having such a handsome cat like me..... says he...
Ears, moustache and eyes... 1-2-3... Kameamehaaaaaa
Load More Replies...My friends cat chewed through their cable for their Nintendo Switch! Luckily there wasa day left of the free replacement period - phew!
Maybe he wants you to talk more to him and play with him and not your phones? I'm reaching, here... but perhaps?... :)
My Cat, Riker, Isn't The Sharpest Claw In The Paw. I Have No Idea What He's Doing.
A lot of cats seem to have a real thing about foot smell. One of ours used to routinely shove her entire head into our shoes!
Think you're right. My cat loves to nap on top of my slippers. Usually when I need them.
Load More Replies...My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card
Let me edit my comment, cuz it sounds weird, hah. Our cats walk across our Pokemon game mats all the time.
Load More Replies...I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...
my cat once dropped a live mouse on my foot that proceeded to scurry under the couch. apparently my hunting skills needed improvement.
My cat brought me half dead mouse... The mouse woke up and run behind my bookshelf. That the story about me being bad neighbor, because i made a lot of noises in 2 A.M. trying to catch the mouse.
Load More Replies...Nope not venomous - though I did use a spatula and garbage can to catch and release.... I've also had a baby duck Ann's bat among the stranger things they brought in... 🙄
Our cat Hootie used to bring in snakes. He's come in with them hanging out of his mouth. And he never left a mark on them. I could usually catch them, but one got under our stove. Lived there for months. I actually made sure it was fed. Grabbed it one day when it came out to eat. Released into the desert - it had a nice warm place to spend the cooler winter months :)
Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
Well...
This is a first for me! Normally they like to go INto the boxes... not sit on top of them! Very cool.
"Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink
Actually, she’s telling you it’s time to clean her toilet, and she’s too educated to poop in shoes
Clean the litter every day and change it weekly your cat just wanted to make sure you kept up on his box
Hey, better in the sink than on the floor or carpet! Besides, your cat is probably very smart and just tried to emulate you....
Are You Eating A Tuna Sandwich?
My Sis's Cat Forgot How To Cat. Where's His Front Arms At??
That is soo bizarre looking. I've never seen a cat sit like that! Amazing!
You Shall Not Wipe!!!
My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School.
But wait...that's the painting in Eustace' s house that takes you to Narnia
What's A Baby?
You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)
They figured all the news was too depressing for you to read anyway. Just looking out for your mental health. Big smiles!
Such a different look on their face compared to dogs. This cat does not give a s**t ha ha
Laying On Some Of My Hooman Painting And Drawing Paper
Lola Likes To Sneak In At Night And Attack Feet.
My friends cat did that when he was a kitty, she got him during summer and I dont wear socks during summer. Visits and sleepovers suddenly got scary. He also likes to sleep on our faces as he got older. This cat as an freaking adult was 8+ kg and HUGE, a housecat on steroids. Still miss getting greetings from him when i go to work. RIP Mist
I've got one of those too. My cat, Leo, additionally thinks it's play time if he sees my hand move under the covers in the middle of the night when I'm sleeping. Love waking up to claws on my hands or feet. O_o
The Face He Made After Conquering My Favorite Blanket
Yes XD... he sometimes makes evil face, sometimes silly face XD
Load More Replies...I Woke Up Today And I'm Guessing Someone Was Watching Me During My Sleep
"Did anyone ever tell you your tail is on backwards?"
Load More Replies...im a siamise if u please (i think i spelled somthing wrong mom!!!
I Love This Chair And Somebody Stole It!
Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!
She does look comfy, but when I try to gently nudge her out she becomes all claws and teeth. She is tortoiseshell colour and she has tortitude.
Load More Replies...Shes trying to tell you that youre doing it wrong! The edges go first, duhhhh.
Ruger, I'm Trying To Pack. Yeah, So...
Nay, Human- There Shall Be No Car Washing This Day.
Lou Walks All Over My Work-Space. He Now Has A Work (Sleep) Space Of His Own.
That is cool you incorporated him a place! That way he can be next to you while you work! Very cool !!
My kitties have a pillow on my desk. One uses it, the other still prefers my keyboard.
There's something... odd in this image. Something wrong. Wait, now I see what it is: the toolbox is STILL on the table.
I thought you were talking about that strange species of soldering iron.
Load More Replies...Because Every Activity Needs An Aid.
Haha I know right?? Glad you enjoyed it.
Load More Replies...My cat's favorite place is between my face and anything I am looking at.
I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper....
Everyday In Bathroom
One of my cats loves to race me into the bathroom and hop into the shower before I can get in. It's a daily battle to get him out so I can turn on the water and shower! (he will stay out once I get the water going though, so there is that)
I would just turn on the water. He should get the idea real fast.
Load More Replies...He's The Reason Why I Die So Often
Have to love when they pull that before the one shot mechanic hits ya
He's managed to wipe my entire raid group when I've been tanking. :)
Load More Replies...and that is why my cat perches on the back of my pc chair while I play WoW...no dying for me :)
Do You Want To Play A Game?
She looks like the the twin of my cat who sadly passed away recently. Her name was Salem
I am so very sorry about your loss. Losing a pet is brutal. This is Gatsby...he is a beast!
Load More Replies...He is. Gosh I've never known a smarter cat
Load More Replies...I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!
Your artwork is very pretty and so is she. As I thought. She desperately wants you to paint, Her!!
Thank you, he like me to rub his belly while I do painting or drawing 😃
Load More Replies...He almost always want to participate XD
Load More Replies...What she really means is I'm having your painting for a mattress tonight !!
No Human, You Cannot Transport Your Infant Child, This Car Seat Is Mine Now.
Oh... You're Home Early....
Murphy Our Rescue Cat Eats When My Son Sits At The Island. He Doesn’t Climb On The Counter And Sits And Eats Meals With Us...
HE IS FAMILY ISN'T HE?! HE DOES LOOK AS THOUGH HE'S MINDING HIS MANNERS!
She Scared The Shit Out Of Me
It's almost like she wanted to make sure you weren't going anywhere without her! :)
Secret Of The Jar
If you paint yogurt onto these (not the cat. The rocks and background), you will get more moss. Yogurt works for moss.
Get A Cat They Said, And Get A New Bed While You’re At It!!
One Bird, 3 Cats
Two cats. One is blending in, until you notice what happened to the toilet paper.
Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!
He heard you talking about cat tree for his welfare. So he made one. Just a misunderstanding. This is a cat tree right...
When Your "Mr I Know Better Than You" Cat Won't Stop Teaching Phd Teachers How To Teach Ethology At Uni
She thought you were getting a little too anthropomorphic and felt the need to intervene.
"You made a mistake just HERE bloody hooman!" 20171004_1...ab9854.jpg
My guess is the cat is after that bright light that's shining on the screen to its left.
The light is because of the phone low quality, he was chasing the MOUSE cursor. It's a mouse, right...
Load More Replies...This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence.
I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...
Haha didn't think of it that way
Load More Replies...Sleeping Like A Boss On Our Bed, Day & Night!
I Thought It Would Be Fun To Climb Here...
That's what I asked him, but all he can reply is "maow"
Load More Replies...I'm really curious to know how he got down! lol I'm sure if he was brave enough to get up there, he was brave enough to jump down. but still!! you gotta tell me. hahah
He just jumped with like it was a normal thing XD
Load More Replies...I have difficulties believing, that he did it by himself. And yeah, I'm a cat owner too ;)
So what do you think ? That I put him there ? Come on lady... that would be cruelty and I love my cat I would never put him in danger. So no, he jumped by himself, if you are a cat owner you should know that different breeds are very different, mine is an Arabian Mau, very athletic cat.
Load More Replies...Mittens, I Thought I Told You To Stay Out Of The Catmint!!!!
why would you do that?Cats are addicted to drugs we need to talk about that. Mine may have met some bad guys at the shelter...(it's a pen) 20171017_1...0b4f14.jpg
The look on Mitten's face says that "Yes, indeed you DID say to stay out of the cabinet. Then you said 'catmint', look. and then pointed at it, and started droning on and on about how much I would want it. Well. You were right. It's good."
There Will Be No Christmas
Very Cute. But seriously Christmas is a health hazard for cats and other animals. Swallowed tinsel can tear their intestines. Those little balls can break and plastic or glass tiny shards can do serious damage to paws and noses. Some Christmas plants are *very* poisonous. Please pleeeeese have a chat to the Vet nurse and get some (free) information about protecting your animals. Do NOT believe everything you see on the net, some is just plain wrong. Over feeding at this time - with the wrong foods - can also make your pet realllly uncomfortable and sick.
So My Cat Dijon Is Obsessed With The Smell Of Plastic....
My Lap During Work...
That’s Not Your Bed Sui!!!
One of mine will do this too from time to time. I wonder why they do this? This is like us climbing into the toilet for a nap!!! ICK!
It was clean & she wasn't feeling well. :(
Load More Replies...Meet Milo, My New Supervisor
Where Is My Plate, Human?
How To Properly Wrap Your Cat: Step 1
You Need This Laptop? How Cute!
He Used To Fit Completely When He Was A Kitten
When You Call Him And Just Turns And Looks At You And Then Just Goes To Sleep!
After Knocking Over All The Plants....he Hid Out
AND GIVES YOU A KIND OF "WHATEVER COULD BE WRONG" LOOK, OR EVEN A "YES MAY I HELP YOU/IS THERE A PROBLEM" LOOK?! PLANTS?! YEA I SAW THAT, THE DOG DID IT!
My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)
We got him as a very scared 6 month old kitten from a rescue centre, I don't know what had happened to him but he didn't like being touched. He still wees on things very occasionally even with a fresh litter tray. Pickle is 7 years old now and a cuddle monster! He can be a bit scratchy at times but so so affectionate, he's come a long way!. And has a big tabby brother who he adores :-). This kitty has a home for life, I love him to bits :-)...don't worry, I bought new shoes!
Every. Single. Meal.
Of my two indoor cats, one couldn't care less about "people food", the other one would be ears deep in your dinner quick as a wink.
Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along..... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days...
I was about to say... that could have been pretty awkward.
Load More Replies...She Just Had To Be Part Of Our Ironclaw Session.
Every Time I Do The Dishes!
When I Want To Finish My Drawing, But This Guy Decide To Sleep On The Paper,
Sorry. On the other, I guessed the wrong gender. He thinks you spend too much time on your art Luna. He wants you to paint him. Big giggles. Maybe he would like to be tickled by the paint brushes :D!
He like to play with brush, pen, and the other equipments, maybe he also want to make some artwork oneday instead of take a nap on it 😺
Load More Replies...My Albert, When Animal Planet Is On
What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...
not yer fault, it seems like there are a few duplicates, the post is just being screwy.
Load More Replies...I Cought This Guy In My Pillow Once. I Usually Use It In Nights.
The Fluffy One Doesn't Want To Play. So She Hissed At Him And Ran.
I love how you have a towel for them to lay on in the window. that's perfect!
My Son Is A Dumbass And Likes To Jump Straight At Faces... Claws Out.
OWWWCH !! I'm cringing here. suggest you carry a water pistol for a while, squirt the cat in the face just *before* contact. Spend extra time amusing and loving your cat in the part of the house where the jumping does NOT happen. Talk to a vet nurse for free guidance and info about training cats - it can be done, just different to the way dogs are trained. I have multiple issues with my vision and I am very worried about you all.
Load More Replies...I was so confused at first when I read "my son..." wtf just call your cat what it is... your cat
Before I had pets I felt the same way when people called their animals their kids... now that I have two cats of my own, I def call them my sons.... what do ya do
Load More Replies..."Hooman, Wreck Something You Said? I'm The Master, So Leave It To Me, You Peasant..."
We’re Coming On Holiday Too, Right?
Kitty Likes To Help Me With Schoolwork.
Rescue Kitty Loves The Tele
Im Above Everything Inside And Out... I Win
When You Really Really Have To Go...
This Is Panther. Every Day After Work He Joins Me At The Counter For A Daily Recap, “She Did What”!?
My Cat Sweden Took Her Own Selfie While I Was Not Looking...
I Thought It Would Be Fun To Climb Here...
Every Time You Go To The Bathroom You'll Get Company
Awh! my old cat used to do this. Then procede to use legs are a kneading post.
You Want Me To Play With This?
She Scared The Shit Out Of Me
She Actually Climbed Inside, Thru A 3x4 Opening (Same Size As Windows). And Back Out Again
It's The Dog's Bed
We Were Making Something...
Sultan. Picture Made In Istanbul
Let's Share Your Breakfast...
Don’t Worry Bro - I’ll Look After You
I'll Stay Home And Do Some Programming...
Notice How She Is Covering The Notebook And The Pen
8 March.
Caught In A Rare Moment At Karaoke Night Singing Her Rendition Of Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman”
Bffs - Best Fur Friends
Oh, This Is Your Drink?
Thunderclan Has Too Many Medicine Cats
My Breathe Could Use A Touch-Up
I Needed A Cup !
Helping Mom With Her Decorating.
Ate My Rope, Ate My Shoelace, And Anything Else Even Close To String
Just Hanging Around >.
Napping In The Blanket
Cinder Was Not Impressed With The Blanket...
I’ve Come To The Conclusion My Cat Is Jealous Of My Rabbit
Oh, I'm Sorry, Were You Doing Something?
This Is His Idea Of ”helping” Us Move.
Oh, You Wanted To Do Laundry? Don't Care.
Your Work Can Wait , Let Show You How I Clean Myself, I Know You Were Dying To See This!
My Cat : Hooman You Don't Need Board Games, You Only Need Me ( She Sat On The Money)
Hello, I See You Have Awoken
Decisions Were Made.
His Idea Of Helping Me With An Essay
Helping Mom With Her Decorating.
Helping Mom With Her Decorating.
I want to have a cat but the fact that i already have a demon dog in the house, i also dont want another demonic creature to roam around.. but I'll still think about it.
Don't have a photo but my beautiful black cat Armund tried to beat up my new adopted 3 year old Staffy. Poor dog was terrified and hid behind me. So Armund attacked me instead.
redirected attack!!! "ok i can't get you, this human will do it fine i need to finish my attack sequency!"
Load More Replies...I want to have a cat but the fact that i already have a demon dog in the house, i also dont want another demonic creature to roam around.. but I'll still think about it.
Don't have a photo but my beautiful black cat Armund tried to beat up my new adopted 3 year old Staffy. Poor dog was terrified and hid behind me. So Armund attacked me instead.
redirected attack!!! "ok i can't get you, this human will do it fine i need to finish my attack sequency!"
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