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So it's exam day, you've forgotten to study, and you're staring blankly at the paper in front of you wondering how on earth you're going to pass. What are you going to do? Well, you're probably going to fail, that's what. But hey, that doesn't mean you can't fail in style! Take a look at this collection of brilliant exam answers to see how to do just that. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list includes some of the funniest and most creative responses to exam questions we could find. They won't help you pass, but they'll certainly help you to fail with your head held high! Sort of. Don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Draw A Line To The Correct Answer

Draw A Line To The Correct Answer

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Daria B
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my students mark their answers in an unclear manner, I ask them which one it is. You know, to make sure to be fair. ^_-

Quant
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Edge bundling at its best, I would give this kid an A+

Isaac Joe (Joe)
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I genuinely did that in my exam once. Teacher gave me 50 percent of the full mark for the question! ;)

d bradley
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the world's greatest answer in the history of learning

G.
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I knew this at school T.T maybe other would be my story... UnU (Sigh)

Natasha L
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel for the teacher who has to mark this

Scott West
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12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #2

    Creative Indeed

    Creative Indeed

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    Unwelcome guest
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the questions that are the problem not the answers

    gis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was just thinking the questions are really strange for an exam paper too! haha

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    Valentino Wunderlich
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, fake. The questions seem to be set up for the answers.

    Luke O'Dwyer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a fake. I remember all these questions from 35 years ago...

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    Rukmania
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all riddles some put into test form so they can purposely answer "creatively,"!

    Chris Macdonald
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullllshit. Those questions were clearly written as a setup to each joke. "What can you never eat for breakfast"? "What looks like half and apple"?...yeah. Bullllshit

    Sick Boy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what kind of class is that? This list has been around the net for ages, but it seems phony.

    bertrand colin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF happen with the question on the death of Napoleon ?? I died because of stomac cancer during is exil on Saint-helene island ... not during battle !! Does teacher have to pass test to begin teaching other people in USA ( I assume it's USA but I don't know ) or do school pick random people on the street and put them in class for teaching and .. come what may

    Nini
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of subject has all these questions in the same test?

    Gibberint Dark
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa Whoa, Wind that back to question 7, "What looks like half an apple", What kind of question is that? Half an apple 'looks like' half an apple...!!

    Henrique Kenzo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...The answers are good... But what the heck is this test???

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    #3

    This Kid Is Going To Be Ok

    This Kid Is Going To Be Ok

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    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has to learn this at some point.

    Kat Blak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets hope this kid becomes President someday..

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i fell off my bike when I was on those ramps on holiday. massive wheel shaped bruise on my leg, but I got up and dealt with it. It's how I've been taught

    Hannes Rothschild
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of test is this? And for whom?

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    #4

    This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

    This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

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    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha the hand on the head is an extra touch :D

    Nini
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just completely changed this post for me! I had always thought it was a hunched back!

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    Ron Moran
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This test paper is breathtakingly odd. The Department of Immigration and Border Protection could be at play.

    jacluckycat
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this kid can really convey pensive.

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    #5

    If A Country Can't Figure It Out, How Can I?

    If A Country Can't Figure It Out, How Can I?

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    Mike Olson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been clever if it were not for that pesky "might".

    Natasha L
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't underestimate yourself! Sometimes a country can't figure it out just because they don't work together enough

    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Planet of the Apes", all over again... 🐵

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    #6

    Apparently Even 7 Year Old Me Was A Smart Ass

    Apparently Even 7 Year Old Me Was A Smart Ass

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    Viola Black
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid.... Trust me.... You're going places! XD

    Joanne Palmer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Octopus Lmao!!! So random

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really smart. Teacher said 10, not which 10.

    Kookfilosoofia
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what stupid questions teachers asks tho?!

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's legit. Exam didn't say you can't copy the words in the question

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a politician in the making

    Stupid horse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always answer with a full sentence.

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    #7

    Totally Got This

    Totally Got This

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, math is probably not yours, but pattern recognition is also something to excel at, right?

    Kat Blak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The logic beats out the math

    Anak Shaleh
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    math doesn't lead you through the day, logic does

    szatan667
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL that's a genius, taking logic & math apart.

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    gis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i totally emphatise with the kid, cos' if i didn't understand my math, i probably would have felt this way too lols. my math was terrible as well haha

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    #8

    Bob Has 36 Candy Bars

    Bob Has 36 Candy Bars

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...if it only would not have said "math test" but "biology"...

    ΣΚΡΟΥΤΖ ΜΑΚ ΝΤΑΚ
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scientifically correct answer to the question given, by using all the data should be considered even mathematically correct :)

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    Bo Bednar
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake! What kind of test is called 'Math Test'? Also, why would they put an algebra question on the same test as the question 36-29? Those are very different levels.

    Michael Tischler
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 because the teacher's anseer is wrong it should be negative infinity otherwise the the question state mentioned should have been written 1/(x-8).... x limit x as it approaches 8

    Monkey D. Luffy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penmanship seems way too nice for a child.

    Cynthia Doyle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know anyone who has that good of printing and level of spelling that is doing 2nd grade (?) math.

    Heather Ogden
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fake... I think a kid will learn basic subtraction first before knowing how to perfectly spell diabetes

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    #9

    My Friend's Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally

    My Friend's Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally

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    Declan Fessler
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalize every name unless it starts with H apparently.

    Rocha
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww so quirkily adorable

    Hyodo widger
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job giving them those nice names lol

    Đen Nguyễn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kid's name is Hope, I don't expect less

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    #10

    The Best Answer I've Ever Given

    The Best Answer I've Ever Given

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    #11

    Taxonomy

    Taxonomy

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    Joanne Palmer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    short and to the point!! Legend :)

    szatan667
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like self-skin-color-low-esteem to me....... There's no racism in naming stuff. Black/white/whatever is still the same color no matter how how hard you try to not call it that way.

    Quant
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was always hard for me to remember that one, don't know why, but then I realized a simple anger-driven mnemonic... I like anger. We get classified by the government every day as they suck our taxes... taxonomy ;P

    Koko Sempai
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot the question down in flames

    Emma Pearson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow I never thought of it that way...

    Jose Baeyens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say that, now Trump is bound to pretend racism is science in his next tweet.

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    #12

    Risky Business

    Risky Business

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently In an oxford university entry exam, students were asked to write an essay on "what is courage". Kid wrote "this is" and walked out. Dude got in ;)

    Lisa-Marie Saunders
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard another version of this, they were asked : "Is this a question?" And the kid got in with this response: "Only if this is an answer."

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    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE GOT A POINT FOR THAT OMFG I WANT THAT TEACHER

    Chuck Bartowski
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Hope he got bonus points, as a way to encourage more creative thinking.

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    #13

    Seems Right To Me

    Seems Right To Me

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    Jace
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 points for not being a credulous person

    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the ghosts RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Just kidding... or am I? I am. 0.o

    Jedi Ewok
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at the moment I'm sat against a wall so, ummm... 0.o

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what a unclever task. Flying away but being x'ed out? Come on...

    Adrien Wrenn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for number 16, "3i" would me a good answer too.

    Hyodo widger
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a made up, it is a question for kids like, 2nd or 3rd grade, and that handwriting is sure not of a kid, and there is an erased 3 in the paper.

    Kiwi Warren
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I can't even figure out the real Answer this is very difficult math right here

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    #14

    Well, If You Say So

    Well, If You Say So

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    Lyrae Lalyn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear these kids has different perspective! They will become successful when they grew up.

    Jose Baeyens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is done intentionally. No one can be this stupid....

    Elisabeth Gordon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher needed to explain what was actually required. The question was very poorly worded. Sometimes you only realise in hindsight I suppose.

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    #15

    Interstellar Fan Boys Be Like

    Interstellar Fan Boys Be Like

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    Sophia Marotta
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That teacher must have had a bad experience with love tho feel the need to put such a big x through the most powerful force!

    Kat Blak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently, that teacher hasn"t found love yet

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural sciences: E. Philosophy: A

    Valentino Wunderlich
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the strongest force on in the universe (and thus on earth, too) is literally called "the strong nuclear force".

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    J Morelli
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's stupidity and humankind's propensity to outdo their previous failures time and again. It is boundless and no end to how stupid people can be.

    Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The X just seems unnecessary

    Koko Sempai
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she needs to add a note next to the cross for the reason why it was crossed

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    #16

    Phyto-Cell

    Phyto-Cell

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    The Alchemist
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kids going places. Not college but places.

    Virginia Cuff
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only places he'd be going to is the corner or the principals office

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    Kat Blak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a bio test about cells once for extra credit the professor put a picture of a jail cell on the back and asked us to name it.

    Bree Brents
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done this if it had crossed my mind.

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    #17

    This Smart Kid

    This Smart Kid

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    shealynnjoyner
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    done this my teacher gave me an a lol

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    #18

    She Sit Down Of Course

    She Sit Down Of Course

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    Robert Morson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guaranteed to be a more accurate answer than whatever the teacher intended.

    J Morelli
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk to herself loudly while planning and plotting. Laugher followed. Then she sat down.

    #19

    Hard Water

    Hard Water

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    Walnut Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's water that doesn't have certain minerals not sure which ones and hard water has the certain minerals

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    Bree Brents
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still wonder what Hard Water is .... you should have seen the look on my face the 1st time I ever heard the phrase 'Wet Steam". Yes this is real thing.

    Carly Noelle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think "hard water" actually means water with lots of minerals and stuff in it, but I like this answer better

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher got what they asked for LOL

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    #20

    I Think He Got An A

    I Think He Got An A

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    Elisabeth Gordon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poorly worded question. You could get anything. And you can impress someone unfavourably just as much as favourably.

    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang I would have given him an A+

    Sarcastic Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80 marks?! also good frog thingy

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    #21

    Giraffes Are Heartless Creatures

    Giraffes Are Heartless Creatures

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F: they decompose in a matter of minutes

    Pikachu Lulu P.L.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even the tall giraffes are still eating in the same position!

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    Byron X.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, the parents are so brutal that let kid die of hunger.

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    #22

    This Beyonce Reference

    This Beyonce Reference

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    Daria B
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that explains one ring. So... How about the others? It says "rings".

    katarina
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least she got the joke :)

    #23

    Best Excuse I've Ever Seen

    Best Excuse I've Ever Seen

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    #24

    This Smart Kid

    This Smart Kid

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atoms of all countries unite!

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communism is when the state takes everyone's stuff and everyone suffers except the top few.

    J Morelli
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A corporation or company and its stockholders. The company does well, the employees don't get laid off and are paid what they are worth. The stockholders get their fair share. Their support of the company they've invested in is why that company does well.

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    #25

    6. This One Is Just Funny

    6. This One Is Just Funny

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the question actually?

    Sreejith
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even teacher would forgot about that after reading this... :D

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    #26

    As Simple As I Want

    As Simple As I Want

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You said as simple... your fault teach!

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, really. 1 = 1 would even have been true. If you design exam questions, be sure to get your constraints right...

    Jordy Jubilance
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I worked too hard in school..

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or X+0=7 had that exact question in school once.

    Sarcastic Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's still right though...

    #28

    We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed

    We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed

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    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG, she actually read through it all and gave advice. Bonus points for that and honesty

    Marisa Stolt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how honest this boy is! That's so adorable!

    Sarcastic Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow nice teacher, she read thru it all and everything

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    #29

    Lonely Cell

    Lonely Cell

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    Arrowheart12
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    •••••••••••Thinks about life••••••••€Starts bawling

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    #30

    Sharp And Clear

    Sharp And Clear

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    Carly Noelle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a stupid question, anyway

    Marisa Stolt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly something I'd write down if 7-year-old me was given this sheet.

    Vera Deme
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On biology exam my son wrote that horses have vegetative reproduction. I laughed so much.

    #31

    That's One Convincing Giraffe

    That's One Convincing Giraffe

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    Robert Morson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good example of knowing one's audience.

    Derpy Bob
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I get the feeling there was a bribe beneath the giraffe picture?

    Marcela Nedov
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again with the "??". Please, what you don't understand?!

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    Francis Son
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could u explain? What about giraffe?

    It's Caturday
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The test taker drew a humorous picture to try and get some extra points from the teacher. The choice of giraffe was incidental

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    Marisa Stolt
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should never refuse a giraffe. 🦒

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    #32

    My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally

    My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally

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    Kathleen de Marcellus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that is a difference!! Some of these teachers should go back to school themselves!!!

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    #33

    This Guy Is Smart

    This Guy Is Smart

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    The Alchemist
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only twenty three people die a year. I think they want a bit more than that.

    Chuck Bartowski
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    23 per year, yes but many more in the revolution it would spark

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    3 years ago

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    #34

    Just Don't Talk About It

    Just Don't Talk About It

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to watch fight club now.

    Bree Brents
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad ... I just looked up the 3 Lawson of Thermodynamics and I only understand the 1st Law.

    Chuck Bartowski
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st Law: nothing is wasted. 2nd Law: You can't win.

    #35

    Fair Enough

    Fair Enough

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bob, Hillary, Paul, Cynthia, Peter, and Stephanie" would also have worked.

    BoredBunnies
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Mia, Laura, Sabrina, Ben, James, Alex, etc."

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    #36

    Mother Of God, It Works

    Mother Of God, It Works

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    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MA GOD I WANT TO DO THAT NEXT TIME AND THEY GAVE EXTRA POINTS FOR THAT TOO

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually got a -1 mark in maths for spelling a word wrong...guess this is the opposite of that haha

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    #37

    Jesus Is The Answer

    Jesus Is The Answer

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    Andrew Ramirez
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's 42! (Please note this is merely a reference and I do not mean any disrespect towards the Christian community)

    Mark Tuck
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    42 is the meaning of life - not the answer......😜

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    Nini
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please no one touch the votes, it stands at exactly 42 points and it is perfect

    Adrian Jenkin (MarauderDeuce)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my boys went to a very religious school for about a year when he was young and my memory is that Jesus was pretty much the answer to everything. Even maths involved Jesus according to him. Was kinda scary and I was glad when we decided we couldn't afford to keep sending him there.

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is going to fail far.

    Nini
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you be amused if the kid had written 42 everywhere, because 42 is the answer to everything? Because I think you would, and are just attacking on what is either a religious kid, or a non-religious kid with a certain sense of humor (trust me, those who make jokes with "Jesus" everywhere are, in my experience, typically non-believers)

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    #38

    Easy

    Easy

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    #39

    My Son, The Consummate Smart-Ass. I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring Him

    My Son, The Consummate Smart-Ass. I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring Him

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    #41

    Correct. Kind Of

    Correct. Kind Of

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    Joanne Palmer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been blinded many times before!

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When visibility is below 100 meters or in thick fog ;)

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you know, when it's foggy, rainy, snowy, when you have to watch for deer you're about to hit.

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    #42

    Smarty Pants

    Smarty Pants

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    #43

    The Math Machine Will Get You The Correct Answer

    The Math Machine Will Get You The Correct Answer

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one. Where can I order?

    panda123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the visuals they use for teaching functions, insert x into the machine and it produces f(x)

    #44

    Nice Try

    Nice Try

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half points for creative answers good teacher.

    Nini
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the student was still given a half-mark

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    #46

    What Is Love?

    What Is Love?

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    Anne Enderby
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying to everyone, God is real, he loves every single one of you. No matter what sin you have caused, Jesus has paid the price for you. I am a christian and the things you are saying hurts me, because I know they are not true, you just have to recognise what you are actually saying.

    River Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't enforce your religion! by the way, AMOGUS and Never gonna give you up.

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    Vera Deme
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The questions are strange even a bit perverted...

    Henry
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their is a grace that goes. Love to your neighbor And love to the lord your god

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    Bender
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh, How do we love God? I'm gonna vomit. And later they say Muslims are the fanatics. No one talks about Christian fundamentalists.

    Jace
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    9 years ago

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    "God" is an artificial construct invented by humans. It requires no love.

    Nini
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are... Rather keen on attacking religion in these posts I see, but how exactly does this comment relate to the amusing answer posted above?

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    #48

    This Smart Kid

    This Smart Kid

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    #49

    Well Explained

    Well Explained

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    #50

    Almost

    Almost

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    Robert Morson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if the teacher can make up a silly story, why not the student?

    Alexander Ganzer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    slamming my head against a brick wall now, please hold

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    #51

    Banana Car

    Banana Car

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    #53

    The Purpose Of Cytoplasm

    The Purpose Of Cytoplasm

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    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is correct, he would never have seen it elsewhere.

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    #54

    What Would You Say To Abraham Lincoln

    What Would You Say To Abraham Lincoln

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him to fire his personal guard and hire a better one works too

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    #55

    Clever Kid

    Clever Kid

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    Lisa-Marie Saunders
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient joke - in the UK it is 'Where was the Magna Carta signed?'

    #56

    Mmm Brain

    Mmm Brain

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    Derpy Bob
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% now please don't hurt me!

    #57

    Socrates Love Philosophy

    Socrates Love Philosophy

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    Nini
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this incorrect??

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like an adult answered this and a kid graded it?

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't think of any other way to describe this relationship with a picture...

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    #58

    What Is You Favorite Hue?

    What Is You Favorite Hue?

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    #59

    What Is A Nitrate?

    What Is A Nitrate?

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    #60

    Mariah Carey's Fan

    Mariah Carey's Fan

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    #61

    Genius

    Genius

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    Hannah Hollowell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm never going to look at a woman's reproductive organs the same again:)

    Marcela Nedov
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    9 years ago

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    Hate to admit, but this one is just stupid IMHO

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, it's funny! Looks like an angry Koala to me HAHAHA!

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    #62

    It's A Secret

    It's A Secret

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    #63

    My Moms A Teacher, She Just Sent Me This

    My Moms A Teacher, She Just Sent Me This

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    #64

    Lady Gaga

    Lady Gaga

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now conclude. Lady Gaga is a...

    pedro fowler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #65

    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

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    Jace
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    9 years ago

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    Another example of religious indoctrination getting in the way of learning the basic sciences.

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