So it's exam day, you've forgotten to study, and you're staring blankly at the paper in front of you wondering how on earth you're going to pass. What are you going to do? Well, you're probably going to fail, that's what. But hey, that doesn't mean you can't fail in style! Take a look at this collection of brilliant exam answers to see how to do just that. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list includes some of the funniest and most creative responses to exam questions we could find. They won't help you pass, but they'll certainly help you to fail with your head held high! Sort of. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Draw A Line To The Correct Answer
I genuinely did that in my exam once. Teacher gave me 50 percent of the full mark for the question! ;)
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Creative Indeed
i was just thinking the questions are really strange for an exam paper too! haha
Load More Replies...Again, fake. The questions seem to be set up for the answers.
Definitely a fake. I remember all these questions from 35 years ago...
Load More Replies...Bullllshit. Those questions were clearly written as a setup to each joke. "What can you never eat for breakfast"? "What looks like half and apple"?...yeah. Bullllshit
WTF happen with the question on the death of Napoleon ?? I died because of stomac cancer during is exil on Saint-helene island ... not during battle !! Does teacher have to pass test to begin teaching other people in USA ( I assume it's USA but I don't know ) or do school pick random people on the street and put them in class for teaching and .. come what may
Whoa Whoa, Wind that back to question 7, "What looks like half an apple", What kind of question is that? Half an apple 'looks like' half an apple...!!
This Kid Is Going To Be Ok
i fell off my bike when I was on those ramps on holiday. massive wheel shaped bruise on my leg, but I got up and dealt with it. It's how I've been taught
This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places
You just completely changed this post for me! I had always thought it was a hunched back!
Load More Replies...If A Country Can't Figure It Out, How Can I?
Apparently Even 7 Year Old Me Was A Smart Ass
Actually it's legit. Exam didn't say you can't copy the words in the question
Totally Got This
Bob Has 36 Candy Bars
A scientifically correct answer to the question given, by using all the data should be considered even mathematically correct :)
Load More Replies...8 because the teacher's anseer is wrong it should be negative infinity otherwise the the question state mentioned should have been written 1/(x-8).... x limit x as it approaches 8
I don't know anyone who has that good of printing and level of spelling that is doing 2nd grade (?) math.
fake... I think a kid will learn basic subtraction first before knowing how to perfectly spell diabetes
My Friend's Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally
The Best Answer I've Ever Given
Taxonomy
Don't say that, now Trump is bound to pretend racism is science in his next tweet.
Risky Business
Apparently In an oxford university entry exam, students were asked to write an essay on "what is courage". Kid wrote "this is" and walked out. Dude got in ;)
I heard another version of this, they were asked : "Is this a question?" And the kid got in with this response: "Only if this is an answer."
Load More Replies...I like it. Hope he got bonus points, as a way to encourage more creative thinking.
Seems Right To Me
Tell that to the ghosts RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Just kidding... or am I? I am. 0.o
Well at the moment I'm sat against a wall so, ummm... 0.o
Load More Replies...this is a made up, it is a question for kids like, 2nd or 3rd grade, and that handwriting is sure not of a kid, and there is an erased 3 in the paper.
Ugh I can't even figure out the real Answer this is very difficult math right here
Well, If You Say So
I swear these kids has different perspective! They will become successful when they grew up.
boredpanda ruin coding ruin use string if it is between " " XD
Load More Replies...The teacher needed to explain what was actually required. The question was very poorly worded. Sometimes you only realise in hindsight I suppose.
Load More Replies...Interstellar Fan Boys Be Like
That teacher must have had a bad experience with love tho feel the need to put such a big x through the most powerful force!
Actually, the strongest force on in the universe (and thus on earth, too) is literally called "the strong nuclear force".
Load More Replies...I think she needs to add a note next to the cross for the reason why it was crossed
Phyto-Cell
The only places he'd be going to is the corner or the principals office
Load More Replies...This Smart Kid
She Sit Down Of Course
Guaranteed to be a more accurate answer than whatever the teacher intended.
Hard Water
No it's water that doesn't have certain minerals not sure which ones and hard water has the certain minerals
Load More Replies...I still wonder what Hard Water is .... you should have seen the look on my face the 1st time I ever heard the phrase 'Wet Steam". Yes this is real thing.
I think "hard water" actually means water with lots of minerals and stuff in it, but I like this answer better
I Think He Got An A
Poorly worded question. You could get anything. And you can impress someone unfavourably just as much as favourably.
Giraffes Are Heartless Creatures
even the tall giraffes are still eating in the same position!
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Saturn was a heartless father who ate his children
Load More Replies...Best Excuse I've Ever Seen
I'm sorry to be the BEARer of bad news, but I can't BEAR this
Load More Replies...This Smart Kid
Communism is when the state takes everyone's stuff and everyone suffers except the top few.
maybe smart or maybe brainwashed by his communist parents.. we will never now
6. This One Is Just Funny
As Simple As I Want
Genius
We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed
Lonely Cell
Sharp And Clear
Exactly something I'd write down if 7-year-old me was given this sheet.
That's One Convincing Giraffe
again with the "??". Please, what you don't understand?!
Load More Replies...The test taker drew a humorous picture to try and get some extra points from the teacher. The choice of giraffe was incidental
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Hey, that is a difference!! Some of these teachers should go back to school themselves!!!
This Guy Is Smart
But only twenty three people die a year. I think they want a bit more than that.
23 per year, yes but many more in the revolution it would spark
Load More Replies...Just Don't Talk About It
So sad ... I just looked up the 3 Lawson of Thermodynamics and I only understand the 1st Law.
Fair Enough
Mother Of God, It Works
Jesus Is The Answer
No, it's 42! (Please note this is merely a reference and I do not mean any disrespect towards the Christian community)
One of my boys went to a very religious school for about a year when he was young and my memory is that Jesus was pretty much the answer to everything. Even maths involved Jesus according to him. Was kinda scary and I was glad when we decided we couldn't afford to keep sending him there.
Would you be amused if the kid had written 42 everywhere, because 42 is the answer to everything? Because I think you would, and are just attacking on what is either a religious kid, or a non-religious kid with a certain sense of humor (trust me, those who make jokes with "Jesus" everywhere are, in my experience, typically non-believers)
Load More Replies...Easy
My Son, The Consummate Smart-Ass. I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring Him
Living With Your Parents
Correct. Kind Of
Or you know, when it's foggy, rainy, snowy, when you have to watch for deer you're about to hit.
Smarty Pants
The Math Machine Will Get You The Correct Answer
you can find it on Amazon for $49.99 plus shipping. (joking...)
Load More Replies...Nice Try
Cakes And Pi(e)s
What Is Love?
no jace,no.... "God" is a DJ and he/she loves you....
Load More Replies...Just saying to everyone, God is real, he loves every single one of you. No matter what sin you have caused, Jesus has paid the price for you. I am a christian and the things you are saying hurts me, because I know they are not true, you just have to recognise what you are actually saying.
Don't enforce your religion! by the way, AMOGUS and Never gonna give you up.
Load More Replies...Their is a grace that goes. Love to your neighbor And love to the lord your god
Load More Replies...You are... Rather keen on attacking religion in these posts I see, but how exactly does this comment relate to the amusing answer posted above?
Load More Replies...Beer Law
This Smart Kid
Well Explained
Almost
Banana Car
Smarty Pants
The Purpose Of Cytoplasm
What Would You Say To Abraham Lincoln
Tell him to fire his personal guard and hire a better one works too
Clever Kid
Ancient joke - in the UK it is 'Where was the Magna Carta signed?'
Mmm Brain
Socrates Love Philosophy
What Is You Favorite Hue?
Genius
I'm never going to look at a woman's reproductive organs the same again:)
Come on, it's funny! Looks like an angry Koala to me HAHAHA!
Load More Replies...It's A Secret
My Moms A Teacher, She Just Sent Me This
Lady Gaga
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