When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.
Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?
why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.
I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.
If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one
Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point
Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.
The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.
What about chicken breast, rack of lamb, rump roast.... and because of the emojies, should we forget about peaches and eggplant?
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Gah!!! And the saying "boys will be boys"!!! I hate it It excuses stupid wrong behavior from boys, yet when a girl does something wrong, she's evil or a s**t or b***h
Boys WON'T be boys. Boys will be held accountable for their actions like the rest of us!
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The only time that I have ever been attracted to a table is when there is a buffet on it.
women are so irrational they start wars and conflicts over some land and....oops no that's men.
Explains my confusion with why tablecloths are a THING... Boner killer. Makes sense to me.
I am a man and I do not get erect from a table leg, though there are a million things that do get me there, whether or not I want it to, woman don't understand that erections aren't something you can control. It just happens on its own. There are no muscles in a penis, it fills up with blood which is how it because "erect"
The whole penis is a muscle,except the vascular part which doesn't have a sphincter if that is what you meant when you said it doesn't have muscle
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Is this real? This can't possibly be real, right? On the other hand, there are still parts of the world where they think that, if guys are allowed to see a woman's eyes, they will become uncontrollably aroused. I guess this isn't the dumbest thing I've ever heard, only because people in general are pretty dumb.
personally, I find eyes to be more...you know... eyes are a great deal more expressive, so that's really not that weird. table legs.... uh, yeah. that is weird.
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That sounds pretty dumb, so to save you time I've googled it and it's fake, The origin can be traced to Frederick Marryat, author of "Diary in America" in which he visited a girls’ seminary where he discovered the piano’s legs were shrouded in little ruffled pantaloons. The headmistress told him she’d covered the legs to “preserve in their utmost purity the ideas of the young ladies under her charge.” the butt of the joke was originally American puritan women but over time this was flipped to be making fun of British men.
Whisper it, but tableclothes were made to cover tables and protect them from scratches. Ripley's believe it or not.
Sorry for ruining a funny post, but it is based on a urban myth. It can easily be debunked with a little google, here is one source: "While it is true that during this era, some people covered parts of their furniture, they did so in an effort to keep their valuables from being damaged, not to hide the alleged sexuality of a dining table. “Victorians liked embellishment—cloth dye was the boldest and most adhesive it had ever been—so it wasn’t unusual to see all manner of decorated cloth draped on furniture,” says Oneill." https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/victorian-table-legs-covering-myth
Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.
What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.
There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.
When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.
You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
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It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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You know, as amusing as most of these are I feel like there have been too much "tumblr" articles on BoredPanda lately. I've seen most of this s**t and if I wanted tumblr humour I'd go to tumblr.
I think I have a problem, its 1:00 a.m. and i just scrolled through 203 posts reading every single one of them.
The first half I laughed til I cried - then sloooowly they got worse and worse. And why the 5-6 repeats?
Because when you reload or go to the next page the order may have changed as they will have been voted on.
Load More Replies... It's a shame that you're whiney, woman hating a*s still gets to comment on articles.
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