50 Times Women Posted The Funniest Things On Tumblr

Done this - it's fun.

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

i don't even wear one but now I want one

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

Yesssss!!!

I laughed way too hard at this.

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

Awesome threat, but this wouldn't work for me. I'm fine after I start, but the week before...tread lightly unless you want to find out what kind of temper I have.

I am glad that there are decent, actual men in this world who don’t make that sort of derogatory comment. But for the girls who deal with the immature, weak males who do spout such a comment, you can tell those males the following: ‘ if you notice, you’d realize most of all murders in this world are caused by males; pretty much all dictators are male; who start wars are males; those who get in gangs are mostly males, too; road rage is something that a lot of males have on an almost daily basis, too, to the point of some males starting actual fights; and even when they’re not on the road, some males start fights at clubs, bars, football games, etc— so, it seems that many males are on a DAILY period of some sort (not just a monthly period like girls deal with), for all the negative and violent emotion that many males exhibit (and this proves that many males are very emotional, in the worst sense possible, since they’re emotional in a way that’s really potentially violent).

Goooood one!

OMG, yes!

Sometimes period is good excuse to someting but because my IUD I don't have periods and my man knows it. :D So can't really use it.

I wish I were a boy by Lesley Gore, from the sixties. BEST SONG EVER

YOINK

I've never had the misfortune of hearing that in an argument and I wonder if it's because I would literally throat punch someone if they said that to me....I have however heard a guy say before that he was on his "Meriod" and THAT my friends was hilarious

Hahaha, as if a bloke is allowed to 'end' an argument. Quality jokes on here.

it is a test.

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

What on earth is spackle?

That's a great idea

I like the brother already lol

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

Organic milk bags😄

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

LMAO

Women? Any animal lover!

I think this was debunked.

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

Perfect one on BoredPanda.

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

And you get your hair wet

Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

Without women, you wouldn't be born.

I name my periods, this month it's Barses

😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

they get ya with the small print

I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

Said no woman ever