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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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    Caroline Murphy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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    London River
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

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    Anna Lourie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't even wear one but now I want one

    Talia Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bra manufacturer needs to read this and implement!

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are you asking for it? I would be willing to pay extra for this bra

    Dilly Millandry
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah - the perfect bra would also be a reasonable price!

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    meAgan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS BRA IS VOICE CONTROLLED LIKE "BIT LOOSER PLEASE" AND IT RESPONDS CUZ IF YOU GOT TECH TO MAKE SPACE LAMBORGHINIS YOU CAN PUT SIRI INTO MY BRA. AND IT COMES PRE-EQUIPPED WITH SURVIVAL S**T LIKE SWISS ARMY KNIVES AND CHOCOLATE BARS CUZ DAMN A GIRL'S GOTTA LIVE. ALSO THERE'S LASER RAY GUNS IN THE NIPPLE PART, NO RADIATION, THAT S**T GIVES YOU CANCER, AND IF A GUY PISSES YOU OFF YOU POINT YOU TITS AT HIM AND GO BANG BANG MUTHAFOOKA HELL YEAH. ALSO JUST IN CASE YOU WANNA KNOW ALL OUR ELECTRICITY IS POWERED BY ECO FRIENDLY WIND TURBINES AND SOLAR PANELS. THIS THE BRA YOU GONNA WANT. GOING GOING GONEEE

    MsBungle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "bra will make you feel like Tom Hiddleston is personally holding your breasts 24/7" also available? I would buy it.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now be spending the rest of the day dreaming of Chris Evans personally holding my breasts 24/7. The people at work are so not going to understand this stupid grin on my face!

    Jill Stevenson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "asgardian bilgesnipe tail hair" bwahahahahhaha

    minerva15
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bra? What is this bra you speak of? Do you mean the uncomfortable breast binding device?

    BostonGreekGirl BGG
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a bra that is different cup sizes? My right boob is at least one cup bigger than my left.

    Id row
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they really wanted to market it to women, they'd say it's the next best thing to not wearing one at all. No matter how comfy a bra is, it's the first thing we want to take off when we get home. That moment of 'ahhhhh' when you take it off is the best.

    Robert Waters
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, there's a different Chris Evans in the UK. Wouldn't be a selling point.

    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that!! The UK's Chris Evans is not someone I'd want to even think of being anywhere near my boobs!

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    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asgardian - does it feel like Thor is holding stuff up for me? I'm in!

    Lyndsey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always loved how obviously that response is written by a Marvel fan.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even stranger that bras are designed to please the males' eyes than being comfortable to wear. Come on girls, these wire reinforced contraptions cannot be cool to wear. Isn't a sports bra much more comfortable?

    Carrie de Luka
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, not for long term wear. They tend to squash 'em.

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    Heidi Matsumoto
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if I should say this but I find bad words funny and more colorful if used in situations like this. I really had fun reading it., LOL

    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL THE MONEY. MINE, YOURS, BILL GATES', EVERYONE'S.

    Emma Langowski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else hate when your mom tells you to put your bras away around your dad or your little/older brother? I know I do.

    Dilly Millandry
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. These things exist and mom needs to stop being ridiculous.

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    Taryn Wallace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this doesn't get picked up soon by a bra manufacturer I'm stealing the idea and making it myself!

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chris Evans must holds a boob with great support then!

    Megan O'Neil
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I read this, I just imagine Chris Evans holding my boobs and it would be the greatest bra......never take it off

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I buy a bra from that company........can that be a real company please

    Alex Ageroni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my moms been bugging me to finall wear real bras. gotta say im convinced

    Deborah Brett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heh... I wore soft and comfy sports bras all thru highschool (lucky enough to have small breasts). Some girl in the locker room would tell me that 'proper' bras would make my breasts look bigger and be more attractive to boys. "but bra is to make my breasts comfy, not for eye-candy benefit of stinky boy?"

    Luna Moonwatcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saved this to my camera roll

    Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this magical bra you speak of?

    Laura Murzynski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tru Fax - any Avenger comparison where they are holding your breasts will sell more of your product. I'm just sayin'...

    katboxjanitor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many things right with this post.

    Amanda Hunter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I would imagine that would work!

    Lu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good points. I have yet to see a bra commercial...is this a special PPV channel?

    Kristen Veader
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my clothing must now be made from Asgardian Bilgesnipe Tail Hair exclusively.

    Jeanette Hudon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in some pockets and it's a deal!

    Wings
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My moms friend is actually currently finding companies to make her bra that detects when you're gonna have a heart attack

    Ryo Bakura
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one time you want to direct your product at a load of tits.

    Amanda Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been able to wear underwires. I stick to wireless or preferably sports bras.

    LunaFae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they think the only reason girls wear bras is for men?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean "the audience that's actually going to *wear* the bra"?

    Keuthonymos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how bra's advertised by Bravissimo for fat girls are aimed at me, or any other man for that matter.

    Ingrid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washable bras? I don't think that is possible as it would already be in the market. I mean, how else to explain £30 bras in every shop that you can wash 3 times before throwing them to bin. Its almost like someone just trying to make business out of it...

    Scuffy
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    7 years ago

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    Extra bonus depending on the way he is facing, is you could just lie down and your 'bra' is technically spooning you and we all love being little spoon

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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    Elizabeth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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    Tarmin Slingerfinger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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    Alex Bailey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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    Cat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the brother already lol

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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    Nina S
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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    Ozacoter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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    Erin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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    Rose the Cook
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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    Erin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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    Cactus McCoy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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    Bumble
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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    r3dd3v1lL
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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    nanashi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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    Miriam Vr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I name my periods, this month it's Barses

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    Clare McDuff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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    The Girl on Fire
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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    Random Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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