50 Times Women Posted The Funniest Things On Tumblr

Done this - it's fun.

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

i don't even wear one but now I want one

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

Yesssss!!!

I laughed way too hard at this.

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

it is a test.

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

What on earth is spackle?

That's a great idea

I like the brother already lol

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

Organic milk bags😄

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

A few weeks ago a taxi driver kept telling me how much he would have loved to have been born a woman and be able to feel a baby grow inside him. He just couldn't understand how I, a woman, was truly horrified at the prospect of having an alien displacing my organs, stealing my nutrients and then ripping me apart. Not all women want to have kids! He kept trying to convince me all the way, longest trip ever...

Yes! I don't want children. Get over it. I don't find them funny or cute - yet I don't mind that you do so why mind that I don't want them?

Ugh there is no balance!! Husband and I were married for years and years before having kids. We swore them off and got harassed on the regular on it. Then we somehow changed our priorities/minds and decided to have kids. We had a boy then a girl. I would like to have a third now and I get either "oh but you already have one of each!" or "Two is enough don't be so selfish!". People just love to judge no matter what the situation in my experiences. Some more than others. people suck

Yep. I said this when I was 14 and I'm 60+ now and still haven't changed my mind.

This needs more upvotes. I'm just done with so many people judging my choice to not have any kids and for some reason they feel the need to convince me to have a kid. No idea why people keep on doing this, as it has zero effect on their lives whether I have or don't have kids. Some people just don't want any kids and you can tell me "I'll regret it" all you want, it's not going to change my mind.

I say it all the time and am always met with " You never know". B***h, I'm 43 and going through menopause - I'm pretty sure not wanting kids wasn't a f*****g phase. PS - your screaming hell spawn aren't making your case, so zip it.

Ugh... people were asking my now husband and I when we were having kids before we were even married.

Having a kid shouldn't be expected just because you came with the necessary equipment to create one. Again it comes down to women being ALLOWED to have control over their own bodies. Although I do have children, neither were planned. I was taking the pill AND using condoms. I used to joke that my son should have been born with a hormone imbalance wearing a shower cap.

It's worse when men tell you it's your job to have children and sacrifice everything to take care of them.

But you're a woman and your whole point of existence is to reproduce (this is sarcasm fyi)

Those people were neurotypicals, weren't they?

I AGREEE

Meanwhile I *kind of* want kids, but find babies and toddlers absolutely disgusting (human larvae), with their only redeeming quality that they will grow up eventually... how the heck do I explain that to people?

I usually say, good for you. If you don't want them please don't have them. Only people who really want kids should have them, let the ones who don't alone for goodness sake.

I think the craziest response to that is "It's selfish not to have kids". Seems like selfish would be bringing another life into the world when you don't have the means or mentality to properly care for them.

When people ask why just tell them you never want to be the recipient of that much ingratitude. They won't know whether your kidding or not, give you an awkward chuckle and change the subject. Works for me :)

This is me

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I am not judging anyone who doesnt want kids for fair personal persons like no preference for the life style and happiness in not mother hood its even if i personally do want children and mother hood but i am gonna judge people who go flat out "i hate kids "or " kids are disgusting annoying little brats " because well i find them to be slightly larger disgusting annoying brats most the time why the f**k would you say that about a child and to a kids face too sometimes ya jerk get a life or human decency classes

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

LMAO

Women? Any animal lover!

I think this was debunked.

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed