It's not you, it's me. A classic break-up cliche, but what if the same logic applied even before you were in a relationship. Dating is hard, and when asking why you are single it can be cathartic to think, perhaps the problem is not me it's them. But if we are being honest with ourselves maybe we do know why we haven't found "the one." Well, Jimmy Fallon of the Tonight Show has given his viewers a chance to air their dating failures on Twitter. The hashtag is called #WhyImSingle and it has caught on like wildfire. Whether you have too many pet peeves, keep meeting jerks, or haven't met someone that matches your special brand of weird, somebody out there can relate. Check out this short list of "Why I'm Single" tweets featured on the Tonight Show and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
2 years ago

Should have named the cat Sheldon :D

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#2

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...

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#3

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Ingela Ambreen
Community Member
2 years ago

Like that guy phoebe dated on friends

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#4

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
2 years ago

This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!

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#5

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Lola
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).

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#6

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
2 years ago

I concur

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#7

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Gryffindor Grace
Community Member
2 years ago

STOP, wait a minute

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#8

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Troux
Community Member
2 years ago

Somewhere down the list we will find: "I thought I was making progress with the girl I like, until I found out she's a lesbian and she wants my mom. #WhyImSingle"

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Nina S
Community Member
2 years ago

One girls creepy is another girls romantic (think Twilight) and stay positive! She's out there :)

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#10

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Me
Community Member
2 years ago

Could have been me

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#11

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Lola
Community Member
2 years ago

I do that with Capri pants too :). Oh well!

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#12

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Lola
Community Member
2 years ago

Until you get to the window where they can see you.

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#13

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

That's adorable.

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athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

dads like this always creep me out

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Bored Fox
Community Member
2 years ago

I have met many pet owners who admit that they sometimes eat pet food because it tastes OK. Or adults who eat baby food because it tastes good and is easy and quick snack.

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#16

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Lola
Community Member
2 years ago

Awww, share the love brother.

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#17

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't worry, my husband has been wearing same shirts too in the last couple of years. And nobody seems to find it weird. Also, cheaper this way.

chaoskind ds
Community Member
2 years ago

Right, like we are anyway too obsessed with clothing, makeup..stuff, also black can never be wrong :-)

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boredkoala
Community Member
2 years ago

Um, why would anyone force a metalhead change their wardrobe? Try dating in kind!

Cat person
Community Member
2 years ago

That's a picture from the store (sorry if I'm being captain obvious)

Martina Třešková
Community Member
2 years ago

Nothing wrong with black. As a minimalist, I would cringe, though, because why keep fifty same t-shirts? :D

snoozy womble
Community Member
2 years ago

My husband has shirts nearly as old as me, all in black obviously. He has a shirt that looked like it had escaped from Robert Smith's wardrobe, washed so many times it has faded to grey. It is mine now, it is pretty comfortable tbh.

Thomas Kolev
Community Member
2 years ago

But then your twitter handle would be innacurate.

Bored Fox
Community Member
2 years ago

Me and my boyfriend have been together over 10 years and we both usually buy very similar clothes than our old clothes. So both have had the same clothing style over 10 years. And that is fine.

Coco!
Community Member
2 years ago

lol he's wearing one in the profile picture

Jiří Schindler
Community Member
2 years ago

\m/

Remliel
Community Member
2 years ago

Are they from black to slightly darker black?

Felicia Dale
Community Member
2 years ago

Naw. Wear what you want and be happy. The right person will not give a rat's ass about what you're wearing. Though black leather is often a winner...

KT Trondsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't worry, i'm a ninja too :D

Elaine Brown
Community Member
2 years ago

I once dated a guy who had a closet of pink shirts.

Erika Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

At least you aren't wearing the same shirt every day (even though they look the same).

Shari H
Community Member
2 years ago

There is a lot to be said about consistency.

starhunter64
Community Member
2 years ago

hey! black is beautiful baby

shellie webster
Community Member
2 years ago

we have the same style. :p

Mer
Community Member
2 years ago

...why???

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
2 years ago

Going by the hangers and the price tag showing on one shirt, I'd say the photo was taken in a clothing department somewhere.

Steven Meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

I do black a lot as well

Laura Donohue-
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahaha////yes

SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

Dr Dre in "Nuthing but a G thang", is that you?

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#18

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Anne
Community Member
2 years ago

Should have offered your date some.. you would not be single anymore!

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MammaG
Community Member
2 years ago

Worth it.

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Lilly
Community Member
2 years ago

and on the opposite end of that spectrum, i fight like hell to keep my icing OFF the plate--'cause it seems like you can NEVER get it all licked off once it touches it!

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Ryo Bakura
Community Member
2 years ago

I'll be here when you retire, Lindsey.