People Can’t Stop Trolling This $9000 Swiss Army Knife On Amazon, And Here Are 46 Of The Funniest Reviews

I love this!

$9,000 and you still have to pay shipping??!!

But it also have tools for repairing breast and implanting, am I right?

Hahahaha 🤣

I wouldn't have it!!! Most cumbersome tool you will ever confront. By the time you figure out what part of it you want to get involved with, another birthday has passed.

You know you bought the right thing when you "accidentally" repair engines ...

I only had this knife for ten minutes and some ahole named McGyver stole it from me.

But the head of the small engine must be small too, am I right?

People never cease to amaze me with their creativity.. xD

Kids. Can't turn your back for a second.

So funny

After he dugged, he built all these houses.

That's a handy tool.

ahahaha

One of the tools is a lawyer, but there is a judge too!

If "truck" was replaced with "Impala," this would be a perfect episode of Supernatural.

That is so funny

Worth every penny!

It's Allen key, god damnit!

You should be proud Martin. Good job we’ll done.

Although this is hilarious, i am considering the possibility very seriously.

Do you know if it ever found her?

LMAO!

OMG.... :D

That knife is like a cat.

This might be my favourite

...Ahahahahahaha!

The knife knows what you need in your life.

As expected.

. . . It is said to Never bring a Knife to a Gun Fight ~~ WRONG !!!

Love this one .

Brilliant!

AWESOME! (no wonder I keep returning to 1984)

I'm more amazed that he got his money back for the original ticket.

Amazing tool. Chuck Norris used it in a knife fight against Bruce Lee. It split Bruce Lee in two. One half became Jackie Chan, the other half became Jet Li.

My goodness, this one is first in my heart :D

But it's very handy! You can take it in the pocket of your bathing suit when you go scuba diving! You'll be the first to touch the bottom of the ocean!

I wish I could like this more than once :D

Upwardsly - my new favourite word

Post was from the knife...

This is why I never go sky diving with my unicorn.

Thanks for the heads up on that. I will wait to buy until they work out all the bugs!

They just throw the knife from top of their mountains to disassemble the German artillery.

You'll end up with a Lamborghini I guess 😂

You could have just asked it to read it for you. I'm sure it has AI somewhere in there.

Marty, you should read the users manual first! You must pull the third screwdriver twice, the toothpick once and the 115-th knife three times to come back in our time. But stay there, it's better! No, there is no risk of nuclear war and food is healthier! And you have no Facebook, lucky guy!