Looking for a Christmas gift that the giant tool... Er, giant tool-lover in your life will love? Look no further than the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant. 674 Amazon customers can't be wrong, can they?

With over 87 implements, the sleek and subtle device is able to perform over 141 functions, from apple coring to fish scaling. It's a steal at just $9000 plus shipping, meaning you won't feel so bad about the second mortgage you'll need to take out to pay for it. According to users, if you leave the knife in your car overnight, it'll even fix it up, drive it into town, and return with 2 hookers and a cooler full of beer. Now that's value!

In case you're still having doubts, we've compiled some Amazon reviews from satisfied Wenger customers that will definitely sway you. If you're stumped on what to get everyone else on your list, check out some more products that received Amazon praise.

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riley.girl
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3 years ago

I love this!

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3 years ago

Awesome stuff :DD

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Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos
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3 years ago

People never cease to amaze me with their creativity.. xD

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

That's a handy tool.

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Lilly Friedman
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3 years ago

If "truck" was replaced with "Impala," this would be a perfect episode of Supernatural.

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David Jeu
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3 years ago

It's Allen key, god damnit!

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Royal_Emperor
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3 years ago

Although this is hilarious, i am considering the possibility very seriously.

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frank0ys
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3 years ago

...Ahahahahahaha!

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

As expected.

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

I'm more amazed that he got his money back for the original ticket.

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frederic eeckman
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3 years ago

My goodness, this one is first in my heart :D

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Cody Eriksen
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3 years ago

Post was from the knife...

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Mikleo
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3 years ago

They just throw the knife from top of their mountains to disassemble the German artillery.

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just a thought !
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3 years ago

You'll end up with a Lamborghini I guess 😂

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Max
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3 years ago

You could have just asked it to read it for you. I'm sure it has AI somewhere in there.

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Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos
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3 years ago

Oh my, awesome one!

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just a thought !
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3 years ago

Reverse IKEA technology !

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just a thought !
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3 years ago

So how's Chuck now ?

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Tony Moon
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3 years ago

I hate it when that happens.

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

Some of the tools are bags with plasma and blood.

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

Best!

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

One of the tools is a piece of kryptonite, so be careful!

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

I forgot to mention: one of the tools is a female mate! It's between the 11-th corkscrew and the sniper rifle.

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Mikleo
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3 years ago

To use wifi, you just need to say: "Wifi activate".

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earringnut
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3 years ago

this is so bad. it needs more up votes.

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just a thought !
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3 years ago

But does the TV in it work ?

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Ποιητικό Αίτιο
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3 years ago

My favorite

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

But it also has an air compressor, so don't bother!

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An Ambitious Lemon
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3 years ago

LMFAO!

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Slosh
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3 years ago

WHOA! WHAT'S HAPPENING? IT'S IN MY HOUSE! IT'S DISM

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earringnut
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3 years ago

yes!!!!!!!!

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Yezid Puerto
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3 years ago

jajajajajajajjaja excellent,...

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

Mine came home on it's own feet and he introduced himself, very politely. Now, it needs another beer...

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Cody Eriksen
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3 years ago

Wow! The dedication

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Lillian Chesak
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3 years ago

I'll take it!

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Beautiful word play

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April Caldwell
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3 years ago

But does it have a lemon zester?

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Lianne Dale
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3 years ago

I suspect a 'friend' has access to your email, saw your order and decided to move in to take possession of your knife, not being able to afford his own... And possibly your wife. Your friend is an evil genius!

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Roxy Kruger
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3 years ago

well written!

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TheReader19
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3 years ago

Demand gifts in return

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Parmeisan
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3 years ago

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in a text-based adventure game?

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

I was drunk and it told me the sex of the girl I was trying to...

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

Marty, ask Mr. Zemeckis for another sequel! Or prequel...

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Cip IESAN
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3 years ago

One of the tools is a wallet with 100K!

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Pamula Furness
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3 years ago

Some believe your son though.....,

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Slosh
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3 years ago

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"Destroyed the hell out of Megatron"? That's like saying "killed the nit until it was dead".

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