People Can’t Stop Trolling This $9000 Swiss Army Knife On Amazon, And Here Are 46 Of The Funniest Reviews

I love this!

You know you bought the right thing when you "accidentally" repair engines ...

People never cease to amaze me with their creativity.. xD

That's a handy tool.

If "truck" was replaced with "Impala," this would be a perfect episode of Supernatural.

It's Allen key, god damnit!

Although this is hilarious, i am considering the possibility very seriously.

That knife is like a cat.

As expected.

I'm more amazed that he got his money back for the original ticket.

My goodness, this one is first in my heart :D

Post was from the knife...

They just throw the knife from top of their mountains to disassemble the German artillery.

You'll end up with a Lamborghini I guess 😂

You could have just asked it to read it for you. I'm sure it has AI somewhere in there.

Marty, you should read the users manual first! You must pull the third screwdriver twice, the toothpick once and the 115-th knife three times to come back in our time. But stay there, it's better! No, there is no risk of nuclear war and food is healthier! And you have no Facebook, lucky guy!

Reverse IKEA technology !

So how's Chuck now ?

I hate it when that happens.

Some of the tools are bags with plasma and blood.

Best!

One of the tools is a piece of kryptonite, so be careful!

I forgot to mention: one of the tools is a female mate! It's between the 11-th corkscrew and the sniper rifle.

To use wifi, you just need to say: "Wifi activate".

A lawyer is included!

But does the TV in it work ?

My favorite

But it also has an air compressor, so don't bother!

LMFAO!

WHOA! WHAT'S HAPPENING? IT'S IN MY HOUSE! IT'S DISM

yes!!!!!!!!

jajajajajajajjaja excellent,...

Mine came home on it's own feet and he introduced himself, very politely. Now, it needs another beer...

Wow! The dedication

I'll take it!

Beautiful word play

But does it have a lemon zester?

NEVER leave the toilet seat up.

He's lying for sure. Actually, he's Harrison Ford.

Demand gifts in return

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in a text-based adventure game?

I was drunk and it told me the sex of the girl I was trying to...

Marty, ask Mr. Zemeckis for another sequel! Or prequel...

One of the tools is a wallet with 100K!

Some believe your son though.....,

If you go the amazon and read the comment section, there are waaaaay more than are listed here, and all of them are golden XD