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Sappy Dayz is a webcomic that doesn't have any idols. It pokes fun at pretty much everything you can imagine. X-rated entertainment, death, even our own stupidity, nothing is off-limits.

In a way, you can view these comics as short personality tests. You scroll through them, pay attention to which ones you find funny and which ones offend you, and the topics where you draw the line can tell a lot about your values and idols.

The creator of the series (let's call them Sappy Sap), says it is "politically incorrect, bold, and sometimes over the line" and "if you are offended by anything published here and feel the need to express your outrage please kindly f**k right off". They don't care.

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If Watching The Discovery Channel Has Taught Me Anything

If Watching The Discovery Channel Has Taught Me Anything

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"I'm a professional comedian and writer who likes to doodle silly cartoons to help people stay entertained while they poop," Sappy Sap told Bored Panda. "I don't like the idea of my public persona associated with my cartoons so I keep my identity secret which lets me escape the 'cancel culture' that exists today for humorists like myself."

The artist said that if Sappy Dayz gets canceled, they will just start it up again under a different name, rebranding it to "The Far Side 2" or "Garfield" if those names aren't taken.

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    Jehovah’s Witnesses On Halloween

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    As you've probably noticed by now, most of these comics consist of just one frame. That's because Sappy Sap likes a joke that is snappy, that hits fast, borders on absurd, is stupid, and a little childish.

    "I also have adult hyperactive disorder and can't draw the same thing twice. I get bored. I have enough focus for one frame of one joke in one setting and then I'm ready for the next joke."

    #4

    Space Lawyers

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    #5

    Shift Change

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    Jokes come to Sappy Sap at weird times, usually when they're on the toilet. "I write them down on my phone and think about a fun scene that would be fun to draw. My phone is extremely unsanitary and you should never touch it," the artist noted.

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    #7

    Follow The Formula

    Follow The Formula

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    Levels of irony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then those 10 friends will lie to more ten friends Then those 10 friends will lie to more ten friends Then those 10 friends will lie to more ten friends...

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    Old People Soup

    Old People Soup

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    Furry_Danger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the ratings of the bear, old people soup is pretty good... not that I would try it...

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    They said the comics have offended many people. "Some say that some of my comics are the 'worst thing that's ever happened to them.' That's a very charming life if my poopdoodle hurt you that deeply," Sappy Sap said. "Wait until you experience menopause or erectile dysfunction... or both!"

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    #9

    Airbnb

    Airbnb

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Brother is watching you. (And probably out it on You Tube).

    Zayd Long
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t really understand this one.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's up with the teddy bear? He has something stuck in his belly Poor lil guy

    Zzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the picture has lovely eyes

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they really do that? Is that even legal ?

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    #10

    Snack Bagans

    Snack Bagans

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wow! I felt something! You cannot know whether I am lying or not because this it TV, so you have to believe me!"

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    A Fly’s First Day In The Job

    A Fly’s First Day In The Job

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    However, don't get the wrong idea—Sappy Sap doesn't aim to offend. It's not their intention. But they also don't really care if someone's feelings get hurt. "I prefer an inclusive joke we can all enjoy and I try to never take shots at disenfranchised or oppressed people, but sometimes if you're Trump, anti-vaxxers, televangelists, or a regular idiot, you may take some shrapnel. If you haven't been offended yet, stay tuned. I'll get to you eventually, buttercup."

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    #12

    Perp Talk

    Perp Talk

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    #13

    Sedative

    Sedative

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    #14

    God Provides A Wife For Cain

    God Provides A Wife For Cain

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me wonder? So relationships is very very long incest

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    #15

    The Real Golden Ticket

    The Real Golden Ticket

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    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theory: Will wonka is a murderur. Well that’s just a theory a film theory

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    There's little agreement when it comes to humor. What some people find funny may enrage others. Over the centuries, the nature of humor has intrigued many, many scholars. Plato and Aristotle, for example, introduced the superiority theory, the idea that people laugh at the misfortune of others. And while their premise seems to explain teasing and slapstick, it doesn't account for knock-knock jokes.

    #16

    Trolling Uphill

    Trolling Uphill

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    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't he be running down, back to his mother's basement?

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    #18

    Stranger Not Looking To Make Friends

    Stranger Not Looking To Make Friends

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    #19

    Tanked

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    Sigmund Freud argued for relief theory. This concept states that humor is a way for people to release psychological tension, overcome their inhibitions, and reveal their suppressed fears and desires. It works well for dirty jokes, but not so much for (most) puns.

    #21

    Doom-O-Matic 5000

    Doom-O-Matic 5000

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    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The foundation of every religion ... "You don't believe like us, damn you to hell."

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    #22

    Choose Your Wizard

    Choose Your Wizard

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    #23

    Misinformation Man

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    It's a huge topic and we can't cover it all. But considering Sappy Dayz, it might be interesting to take a look at the benign violation theory—the idea that humor arises when something seems wrong or threatening, but is simultaneously OK or safe.

    #24

    Ad 33

    Ad 33

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    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do Europeans plaster stickers all over their cars?

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    #25

    Things Getting Serious Here

    Things Getting Serious Here

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    #26

    Thoughts On Chiropractors?

    Thoughts On Chiropractors?

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    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Chiropractor thinking it was my back/lower back that was causing me problems. Two months later ... after multiple back crackings ... I went to an orthopedic doctor who took an x-ray ... he said, "Oh, see here. You have the beginning of arthritis in your hip." I kept telling the Chiropractor, "It feels like something is amiss with my hip, not my back."

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    A dirty joke, for example, trades on moral or social violations, and it will only get a laugh if the person listening is liberated enough to consider risqué subjects, such as sex, okay to talk about. Puns can be seen as linguistic violations but they still make grammatical sense.

    #27

    Truth! Am I Right??

    Truth! Am I Right??

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    #28

    What Exactly Do Guidance Counselors Do?

    What Exactly Do Guidance Counselors Do?

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    Abby Not Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eek. Counseling student here. School counselors do a lot (and hate the "g" word). Among other things they provide counseling to students who are having a difficult time. I know this is a joke but wanted to advocate for my field.

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    #29

    Thanksgiving Tradition

    Thanksgiving Tradition

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    So it's okay if you laugh at these comics, and it's certainly okay if you think they're too much as well. We all have our own personal moral compass. The beauty of such unapologetic content, however, is that it helps us to calibrate these complicated inner mechanisms.

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    #30

    Game Spot

    Game Spot

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boohoohoo... they defeated my by using my own rules... Please, government, we need more regulation to prevent other people than me from doing anything that does not please me!"

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    #31

    Bosom Buddies

    Bosom Buddies

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    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake picture ... the drawing of tRump is too thin. He's much, much, much more obese than that.

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    #32

    Herb Got Caught

    Herb Got Caught

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    Special Offering

    Special Offering

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jet boat they don't want a jet boat, they want a luxury yacht.

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    #34

    Now That’s A Frightening Costume...

    Now That’s A Frightening Costume...

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    Fish Tacos

    Fish Tacos

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    MantisKeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but almost all fish eat other fish (except small ones), so i wouldn't be to worried about them.

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    #36

    Magic For Dogs

    Magic For Dogs

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    #38

    Lazy Days

    Lazy Days

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    KitKatLord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The couch is blocking the door to get out

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    #39

    Sexual Harassment Training

    Sexual Harassment Training

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    #40

    250,000 Years Ago Homo Sapiens Arrive On Earth

    250,000 Years Ago Homo Sapiens Arrive On Earth

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    Random Bible Verse Generator

    Random Bible Verse Generator

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like random bible verse selectior since it actually says that.

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    #42

    Jared Would Have Approved

    Jared Would Have Approved

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    #43

    Spiritual Fish

    Spiritual Fish

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    #44

    Earcestors

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    #46

    Read Your Bible, Commie

    Read Your Bible, Commie

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    #47

    Bless This Meal

    Bless This Meal

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus choosing prayer over life, apparently.

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    #48

    That’s Going To Cost A Pretty Penny

    That’s Going To Cost A Pretty Penny

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    #49

    Turtle Power

    Turtle Power

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    #51

    Intro-Bert

    Intro-Bert

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    #52

    Anyone Else’s Neighborhood Getting A Little Tense?

    Anyone Else’s Neighborhood Getting A Little Tense?

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    #53

    What's Her Secret?

    What's Her Secret?

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    Jetty (He/Him,She/Her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn it im an on a toilete right now... but im not judging

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    #54

    Latter Drone Saints

    Latter Drone Saints

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    #56

    Must-Have Accessories

    Must-Have Accessories

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    #57

    Necromancy

    Necromancy

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    #58

    I Still Don’t Know

    I Still Don’t Know

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    #59

    Deus Exodus Machina

    Deus Exodus Machina

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    Bill
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    This probably happened. A French expedition in the 19th Century walked almost all the way across. A land bridge exists, so the geology is there

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    #61

    The Sweet Science

    The Sweet Science

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    He Must Be Stopped Before It’s Too Late!

    He Must Be Stopped Before It’s Too Late!

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    #64

    Bonding Time

    Bonding Time

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    #65

    If Clickbait Was A Person

    If Clickbait Was A Person

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    #67

    Puppet Show

    Puppet Show

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    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought a Hustler comic would make it on BP

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    #68

    Free Fall

    Free Fall

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    #69

    Punch Drunk

    Punch Drunk

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    Healing

    Healing

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    #71

    Might Be A Deeper Issue Here

    Might Be A Deeper Issue Here

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    #72

    Speed != Code Quality

    Speed != Code Quality

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    #73

    Not Lovin It

    Not Lovin It

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    The Most 2020 Idea Ever...

    The Most 2020 Idea Ever...

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    #75

    That’s Not How You Kanban

    That’s Not How You Kanban

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    #78

    Better Safe Than Sorry

    Better Safe Than Sorry

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    Blind Date

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    #80

    Skydiving

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    #81

    Modern Fetish

    Modern Fetish

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    Homeschool Field Trip

    Homeschool Field Trip

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    Pastor’s Wife Has A New Album

    Pastor’s Wife Has A New Album

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    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they hawk CBD oil from questionable origins

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    #84

    218. If Disney Made A Musical Of My Life

    218. If Disney Made A Musical Of My Life

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    #86

    Make A Wish

    Make A Wish

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    When You See It

    When You See It

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the movie, They Live.

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    #88

    Handpicked

    Handpicked

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    #89

    Blackout

    Blackout

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    Meat The Mormons

    Meat The Mormons

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    #91

    A Romantic Tale About Puppy Love

    A Romantic Tale About Puppy Love

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    #92

    Asstronauts

    Asstronauts

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    #93

    Thanks For Supporting The Ministry

    Thanks For Supporting The Ministry

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    #94

    Even The Hairs On Your Head Are Numbered

    Even The Hairs On Your Head Are Numbered

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. Each one has a teeny tiny barcode.

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    You Know It’s True When...

    You Know It’s True When...

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    #96

    Tmnt

    Tmnt

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    #97

    Let’s Get Those Hands Up

    Let’s Get Those Hands Up

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    Cold Reading

    Cold Reading

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    Satan Cuts Ribbon On New Jim Bakker Televangelist Center

    Satan Cuts Ribbon On New Jim Bakker Televangelist Center

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine he has worn out a few scissors from all the televangelist centers hes opened.

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    #100

    Disney Announces New Pirates Ride Featuring Popular Televangelists

    Disney Announces New Pirates Ride Featuring Popular Televangelists

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    #101

    Workplace Automation

    Workplace Automation

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    Long Dis-Scents Relationships

    Long Dis-Scents Relationships

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    Slab Shot

    Slab Shot

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    #104

    Footprints

    Footprints

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    #106

    You’ve Got This, Caleb

    You’ve Got This, Caleb

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what elected official, after the rather large campaign contribution, dropped the charges?

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    #107

    Everyone Takes A Slice

    Everyone Takes A Slice

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    #108

    Emacs

    Emacs

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    #109

    Breakthrough

    Breakthrough

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    Monkey Business

    Monkey Business

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    Space Church

    Space Church

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    FlitterBug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this is Wiggins from Ender's Game

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    #112

    Church Shoppers Get Called Out

    Church Shoppers Get Called Out

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