This weekend, the entire Twilight Saga hit Netflix, leaving fans and the fresh aficionados of this vampire-themed—can I call it ‘classic’?—romance glued to their screens. The 2010s hit stirred the nostalgia for our careless teenage years and sparked the long-forgotten rush of seeing Bella and Edward navigating through their complex love story, weird adventures, and trying to stay alive.

Have we finally learnt to appreciate this weird fantasy saga? It seems like it. So, as a tribute to that, fans are now sharing some of the most hilariously spot-on tweets that capture all the insanity that Twilight really was.

And it all poses the question: how on earth didn't we see just how bonkers this golden nugget of cinematography was at the time?

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Francis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ohmygosh! yes! when did this happen?! why is he still single?!

Monday
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly nobody in Forks was good enough for him....or at least the only woman that was anywhere close to good enough was married.

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Casey McAlister
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does somebody actually find Edward attractive? The only character I found attractive in those movies was Alice.

Francis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she was the only really interessting one :D

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Kerri Peek
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought Bella'a dad was hot. Then I am old.

jenjie.newt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was always a Carlisle fan, sans bleach-job

willi santiago
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billy Burke - soooo hot 😍😍😍😍

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly! he was the only one I found attractive in the movie. (But I was a bit above average-Twilight-age when I watched. that might be it...)

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    #2

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was today years old that i realisied that michael sheen was in this movie... WTF?!

    Sam rice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your minds about to be blown more that this is the same guy who plays Lucien in underworld.

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    Loretta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk for about Michael Sheen for a moment? Because most good actors playing in bad movies are like "Uhh, just get over this s**t :| " while Michael Sheen is like "Yaays, free playground!!! :D"

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He defended the hell out of it on an interview where the interviewer was acting all "haha... we're both really above that fantasy-crap, right?" He got very verbal about fantasy and praised Neil Gaiman, which led to Neill sending him a whole set of the Sandman-comics and they became friends and ate accidental-dolphin-while-the-FBI-raided-the-Sushi-place and then later, Michael became Aziraphele when he'd originally been supposed to be Crowley but both of them realized he would be better as the angel and then they both didn't dare to say so because they thought the other really wanted him to be Crowley... And then they cast David Tennant and the rest is history ;-) So basically: never dismiss something just because it's not for your personal taste. It might lead to meeting your platonic soulmate and becoming the embodiment of an iconic character from a beloved book.

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    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen this before today and now I want it as my desktop wallpaper!

    Loretta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he make this face in the movie?? Or behind the scenes?

    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol , I can still hear the entire theater laughing at this point of the movie

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my “AAARRGH! SPIDER!” face.

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still a better lovestory than original twilight

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the best comment I've read today. Thanks.

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    Airis Malfoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anything is better than twilight.

    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The odd thing is I actually really like her and have seen her do some great roles ... but she sucked as Bella

    Himanshu Raj
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She reached the power level where she could easily cheat on Robert Pattinson.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, anyone who has seen Andy Weir's "The Egg Theory" based on Kurzgesagt's Reincarnation Theory has GOT TO LOVE THIS IDEA. Right?!?

    Back in 2018, the Twilight Saga celebrated its 10th anniversary with a very typical division that once again separated fans from its skeptics. People who rolled their eyes 10 years ago are rolling them again. But it takes one glimpse at the Netflix top 10 chart, and you realize what a controversial (master)piece the vampire saga really is.

    After its initial release on Friday, the five Twilight films immediately made their way to Netflix’s top 10 most-watched list. As it currently stands, Twilight (2008) is in third, New Moon (2009) is in sixth, Eclipse (2010) is seventh, Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011) is eighth, and Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (2012) is 10th.

    #4

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Depriction". Yes, some teenage boys do engage in depriction.

    ALEXIS CISNEROS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and girls, i too shove worms in people faces just to see them disusted

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I! Especially because movie-Jacob comes off as very, very gay. Yes, I saw a couple of the movies, I recommend them to anyone who needs an unintentional comedy.

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    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought of this... I am wasting seconds of my life contemplating this.

    Katniss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me laughing and crying so hard.

    Fiorella Barcelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally, coffee squirted through my nose

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, because the sperm (1/2 Renesmee) had already "left the building" to unite in Bella.

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    Léandre Merceron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A human caprisun 😂😂 omg that one is killing me!!

    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess she misunderstood what "he wants to eat her out" means?

    Catmomma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really shouldn't be laughing this crazy at the office but human caprisun🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Chicago Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look where that s**t got Armie Hammer

    But contrary to what we see today, the beginning wasn’t an easy one for this fantasy saga. When Twilight first premiered, no one could know if Stephenie Meyer’s hugely successful teen novels would transfer to the screen. After all, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were almost unknown to a wide audience. Plus, director Catherine Hardwicke had a sprint of 44 days to shoot with a tight $37M budget. Have in mind the usual rate at the time was more like $200M for similar CGI-fantasy-action movies.

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay that version i would watch!

    Ann Bramlette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stop laughing at this!!!

    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only describable as amazing

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have mixed feelings of where this is going.

    Rannveig Ess
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you think there's nothing more on the Internet that is of global import and unites all of Humankind....

    Angela
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely hysterical! I'm laughing my head off- I'll maybe have it replaced with a Velociraptor myself!

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t i'm at work, i shouldn't be laughing THIs hard right now :D i'm crying :'D

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I'm at work and I'm trying so hard to stifle the laughs that I look totally unprofessional.

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed much much too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Cordi Schmidt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love how Robert hates playing in this sh*t show. Great interviews about it. :D

    On Twilight’s opening weekend in the United States, it turned out that the emo crush was bordering on mass hysteria. The film made a jaw-dropping $69M by Sunday on Twilight’s opening weekend in the US. Mass hysteria started and critics couldn’t believe the success of the story that was aimed primarily at girls.

    Melissa Silverstein of Women and Hollywood commented on this phenomenon to The Guardian: “The part that shocked Hollywood was that the film’s stunning success was fuelled by ‘girl power.’ The general consensus in Hollywood is that films and books made for men and boys are seen as ‘universal,’ and things that are made for women and girls are somehow seen as ‘other.’ Women are seen as a ‘niche’ audience. This ‘nichification’ of women has been one of the most enduring problems facing the much-maligned chick flick.”

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be in the movie.

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats the male version of vagassled ??

    Crazy Stay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what happens when he goes to the toilet? Or showers !!?😳

    Katniss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is the Skin of a killer." The killer of what sparkle haters??

    Nourhene Mellouli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TITTOK (This is the tracksuit of a killer)

    #12

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His pose cracks me up. Lol

    Ms.GB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good example of not everything that is written as being romantic in the movies is okay irl....talk about creepy

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes thanks! my nightmares almost ran out of fuel

    Airis Malfoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *nervous laughter* cause i actually said "what is that thing?" while watching the movie...

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's voldemort disguised as a little girl!

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    Lara Verne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it so hard to cast normal baby?

    Seonie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I totally see it! Although, I dont think any of my sims have ever looked this cursed! 🤣

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, hold on! I never watched (or read) the series, but is that what the kid looked like? Someone was an anime fan.

    matilda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. So baby was fake or what?????

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    QueenMiri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't understand why they choosed cgi for this... Why not a child actor? Like every other movie out there?

    Sur Mer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably wanted to bypass the strict child protection laws and save money on child actors.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was it so badly done? I mean, they must have seen children so why is that toddler’s eyes practically on the side of her head???

    Loretta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, this is a joke, right? I mean she didn't look like that in the movie, right??

    Sarah Tate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly she did. They were trying to show how fast the baby was growing but it backfired hideously.

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    Laura Würker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they even cut Alice Story out of the movies.

    Kayo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her story was so sad, i really wish they left it in

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We his vampire family have all heard his war story a billion times each, and he can't talk about it to any humans but Bella. And she's an idiot.

    willi santiago
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, he looks exactly like Harpo Marx

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    Airis Malfoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER? Lol.

    Luka Verheijen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I believe that kid was supposed to be smart.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edward please stop crying so loudly, we're trying to have a nice family dinner....

    Bronwyn Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Louis from Interview with a Vampire with Brad Pit and Tom Cruise at the end of the movie . " Louis still whining! I've been listening to that for centuries!"

    mia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im just laughing bc holt-

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    Crazy Stay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never attend school for such a long time. Be useful Edward !!

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    Francis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i stopped watchin the last movie when the battle almost ended... it was my happy ending :D

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the funniest battle ever filmed! Vampire heads flying into the air like popcorn! You should stuck it out.

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    Amy Dodds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'no look, I've got someone here half vampire and they are peachy' 'oh, okay then. Sorry to have bothered you folks. See ya.' the end.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually it was a very clever way to make the movie interesting because really there was nothing in the book! no material to work with! at least there was some action

    Be Gay Do Crime
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But here's the thing — Alice can't see any of the werewolves, or Renesmee, so that vision was just her imagination, it wasn't an actual prophectic thing.

    Luka Verheijen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the book, everyone prepared for a battle... And then some random woman tells a sad story and that's it. And I'm like, what the s**t?

    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as bad as the Lost season finale

    Duncan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a BS ending. I can't bring myself to watching it again.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Benjamina is still a better name than renesme!!

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy porcelain looking doll child, must die!!!!

    𝖊𝖆
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the frilling hell went wrong with this? The films had pretty decent budgets and they did some really cool CGI stuff, like the baseball scene for example. It’s like they asked someone who has NEVER seen a baby before to animate it, and it ended up coming over as a hellish cross between cgi, puppetry and Animatronics

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were planning on a 6th horror movie where renesme is all grown up and kills everyone for giving her such a terrible name!

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    Cordi Schmidt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuckesmee....the legend says it will one day break out of its glass box in the studio and will murder Stephenie Meyer in sleep...

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no reason to kill her now! the book is already written!

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never watched or read Twilight can someone tell me why this baby is being hated so much?

    Amanda Reicha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used a poorly done CGI for the baby until the child grew up enough to use a real actor. The child was aging at a very quick rate.

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    Bianca Du Toit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell are people getting these images of Renesmee?? It's not even in the movie!

    Amanda Reicha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more images in the extended version of the movie, but there are enough in the regular one to see it. It's so obvious that the baby is fake. They could have done a much better job.

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    ENEBETH PARKER
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bella' s reaction in whole movie was gasping for air.

    Marie Stanford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed….That actress made the same loud inhaling in many of her other movies too

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me cleaning the cat´s litterbox is pretty much the same.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my reaction to the whole franchise. And I only saw teh movie when the MST3K guys got it. (I assume he's covering his mouth to hold back vomit?)

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably realised that the series was a stinker.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was just his first reaction to her scent. His first non-smelly reaction to her was at the cafeteria where he realised he couldn't read her thoughts. Lol.

    Luka Verheijen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He apparently couldn't read her mind, but he jyst saw how stupid she was.

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ruined literally the only plot twist ever.

    Hello Dolly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I have that! And my son too! We must be vampires. Too bad I don’t have the glitter skin to go with it. I am pasty white though does that count?

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    MilaFi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that uncommon to have cold hands, you could have bad circulation for example.

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, just judge too quickly.

    BabyYoda 542
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine after thathe just went with it so she wouldn't feel bad about him not actually being a vampire. Plot twist of the century.

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    Sa Ruuu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher lmao the overlap between serial killer vibes and vampire vibes is pretty damn big

    J Kee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still can’t believe Twilight taught an entire generation of girls to idolize creepy old men with no boundaries impersonating high school students 😅😭

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    We've come full circle bois

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    Johnny Rodriguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day, one very desperate day, i'll watch the movies..

    Zenozenobee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try something else before that: count the nails you have in your tool box, try to learn a new language, watch a youtube video about tardigrades...

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    Pamela Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reading all these posts in bemusement. Am I the only person on the planet who has never seen an episode of this program?

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal people: I have actual personality traits Bella: My personality is loving Edward and being clumsy

    Anke Dieken
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't watch all the films but read the books. It felt like about half of the books was "she was stunned on how beautiful/attractive/etc. he was. Boooooooring

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    Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they censor the word s*u*c*k?!!!

    ! ?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nono word, even though another post didn't sensor bitch, but apparently suck is worse. Idk

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    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the "personality of a la croix"? What does it mean please? I googled it to find the meaning and found nothing. Just a beverage, be careful in France "La croix" is a bleach brand.

    Lady Snowfall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    La Croix is a carbonated seltzer with light flavor, it's nothing special, kinda blah, and is only good when mixed with alcohol. Just like Bella.

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    Jenny Rosbach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our thoughts when re-watching exactly! Like, what is this mass appeal to want to date and be friends with her so badly!

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're pretty enough, I guess you don't have to have a personality.

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    Paola Barbosa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just lost it at this one. LOL!!!

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean Renewable.

    ! ?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks at her daughter's smudged face

    Clarissa Granada
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rumpelstiltskin people... GEEZ!!! and you'd think people would know this by now!!!

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    xolitaire
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *squint* is that Jenna Marbles?

    Mii
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. Good old days when she still made videos

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss Jenna. For years her content made me laugh. I hope she´s well.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aargh, my Trypophobia is officially triggered 😖

    Silre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The SKIN of a KILLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRZOMG!

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    mia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boyle just being here 😂

    Xottel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now my brain keeps singing: B-b-b birth birth birth, birth is is a curse...

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    zims
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Red is the color of sex! And fear! And danger! And signs that say Do! Not! Enter! All of my favorite things in life."

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was probably the most realistic part....we google everything.

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    googles "everything" ....it's a tool for finding files on the WPC ..who knew ?

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    Debbie Barnes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even stranger, just accepts that he's a vampire, like they're discussing the weather.. Wouldn't you need an inhaler or something? Ha, ha, ha...

    Jaclyn Ciocco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys she googled the cold ones 🤪

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    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have named Edward "Edward Silverman"

    Liam Farranree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be grateful Edward wasn't called Sparkles Van Pyre

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that's not Jacob's real name, those are the fake docs Bella had made for him and Renesmee, and in the book Bella specifically chose that as Jacob's fake name because she thought he'd find it funny.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socring negative ten on the subtlety scale....

    Boaty McBoatface
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Don't they need another passport for Renesmee for when she's suddenly a decade older in two days?

    Be Gay Do Crime
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAVE THESE PEOPLE NEVER READ THE BOOKS. HIS LAST NAME IS BLACK, BELLA CAME UP WITH THAT LAST NAME FOR THE FAKE ID AS A JOKE.

    Carlie Cox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well. when you think about it... cullen and cold ones sound alike and that's what vampires were called in quileute stories so. but i bet most of the wolves and/or vampires wouldn't actually *have* last names, no need for them honestly.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow related, reminds me of Harry Potter's only werewolf named Lupin. So creative.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I was wondering what was up with his weird shoulder pads....

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she has jaundice like constantly before she becomes a vampire.

    Sur Mer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Romeo + Juliet with Leonardo diCaprio - this time he is wearing the wings costume.

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I think they both have that constipated look.

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the goddam owl wings constantly behind him? Okay this is only the second picture I've seen but still...

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's holding in a nuclear bomb level fart

    NeonDisco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's about to go ballistic.

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok seriously...I'd like to know the story behind this meme...this guy...wtf was going on with him...

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this photo is so funny :D why did they do this?

    Skylar Thompson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson actually took this picture

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just imagined how he is in the bathroom throwing up :D "f*ckin pizza"

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    BetterBitterButter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she didn't become a vampire or had a vampire by her side she would have slipped over spaghetti and died in school cafeteria or fell off a cliff accidentally because she was so lost in whatever made her so uncomfortable or something like that.

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    Becklass
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalking, breaking in, voyeurism, obsessive behaviour…husband material obviously.

    Thomas Duncan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in addition, how old is he? My SIL and many other mature women swooned over Edward, but mention a normal adult male over 20 dating a high schooler? EWWW! so gross!. Apparently it isn't the age, its the looks...

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    Marie Stanford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching that first movie I totally fell in love with this man

    Jjiinnee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because I am a cop. And I know things. Like how to use a gun.

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    R.k. White
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is better with Bernie!!

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shoe under the person in the front made me think he had a third leg for a solid 30 seconds.

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always wondered about period.. at any given day a girl must have been on her periods in that school.. how did he cope with that? and how did edward and jasper cope with bellas period, if her blood smells so much better than everyones else?! and do alice and the other two vamp-women (gosh forgot thier names) still have their periods? i guess not, so THAT would be the sole reason to become a vampire for me

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wondered very long about this topic!

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    Zaineb Bookwala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jasper didn't go wild because of a papercut. His powers were sensing and controlling other people's emotions. He went wild sensing Edward's emotions for Bellas blood.

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salem....good childhood memories. Lol

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't quite get why he didn't look up sooner, all the folks in red must have been thinking "Wtf this crazy lady doing in the fountain"...depressed or not that would at least warrant a glance.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read something about this scene. Apparently someone had to balance the person who plays Edward (can't remember his name) so Kristen Stewart didn't knock him over when they hugged.

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    xolitaire
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay grooming! But its totally ok since they are immortal right? Right??

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the author thinks that grown men falling in love with babies is ok, as long as he's okay with a period of abstinence. A.k.a. "grooming", in the real world.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for real? Did they added a pedophiliac relation between a man and a little girl?

    Delta the hybrid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''Jacob will be a *brother figure* to Renesmee...''

    BG
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    4 years ago

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    He didn't have a choice, this was explicitly stated. She was drawn to him/had feelings for him, from the womb. Also, we're talking about an immortal human who EATS OTHER HUMANS!

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    Michael Myers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one who found that annoying? I just hated Rose for it.

    im_so_bored13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was pretty weird, but yeah, that didn't make me like Rosalie anymore than I already did.

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    BetterBitterButter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody read it in Kelly's voice. Twilight love story(ies) more toxic than Kelly and Ryan's.

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not even undead, it's just the Botox.

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    RadiatorAnkleSpider
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jacob Black: Bella, come on! You can spout that crap to your blood sucker, but you don’t fool me! I can see what that thing’s doing to you. It’s a killer, Bella!

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to re-watch High School Musical.

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    Airis Malfoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i screwed up pops, i screwed up. now we are going to have a half vampire - half spider monkey.

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