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Are you planning on committing any illegal activities tonight? Are you into smoking non-tobacco products out of glass tobacco water pipes? Do you know where the best place to hide drugs is? Then get in touch with this guy. Don't worry, he's not a cop. His twitter account is even called "Not A Cop," so he's definitely not a cop. He's actually a "17-year-old YOLOer" whose favorite pass times include "buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, and using drugs as well." So if you want to smoke 71 blunts and then go rob a bank, send this guy your coordinates and he'll come pick you up. And don't worry, he's definitely not a cop.

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if someone got actually caught because of this guy ^^

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    Friedlander Rosenzweig
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does my Uncle Sol, the Daley Discount Drugs & Fountain Pharmacist count? He's been 15 years, but my was he a spiffy dresser back in the day!

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    Cayman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling somebody responded to one of these at some point...

    The Great Gambino
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    8 years ago

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    Sure mines STFU-YOU-BASTARD

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    Sue Z Q
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a picture after the explosion OK?

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    Den Star
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is about the strangest tweet I've ever read.

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    Maria Beilschmidt
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gluten free - yes. Organic - as organic a something made entirely of lab- produced chemicals can be

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    Aiden Gregg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know they're faking it when they use YOLO as a verb.

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if some are actually thick enough to answer 🙈

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    Kelly Johnson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cop, oops I mean not cop, has a thing for meth