Are you planning on committing any illegal activities tonight? Are you into smoking non-tobacco products out of glass tobacco water pipes? Do you know where the best place to hide drugs is? Then get in touch with this guy. Don't worry, he's not a cop. His twitter account is even called "Not A Cop," so he's definitely not a cop. He's actually a "17-year-old YOLOer" whose favorite pass times include "buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, and using drugs as well." So if you want to smoke 71 blunts and then go rob a bank, send this guy your coordinates and he'll come pick you up. And don't worry, he's definitely not a cop.

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Priya 2 years ago

My favourite!

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Katie M 2 years ago

This one is super funny!

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Sue Z Q 2 years ago

Where the sun don't shine.

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Miklós Nagy 2 years ago

Me with my morning coffee.

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

I wonder if someone got actually caught because of this guy ^^

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Friedlander Rosenzweig 2 years ago

Does my Uncle Sol, the Daley Discount Drugs & Fountain Pharmacist count? He's been 15 years, but my was he a spiffy dresser back in the day!

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Cayman 2 years ago

I have a feeling somebody responded to one of these at some point...

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

beers that get you the highest DEAD!

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Sue Z Q 2 years ago

Is a picture after the explosion OK?

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Marzo Florida 2 years ago

Marijauna hangover? xD

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Cayman 2 years ago

See when I did it...

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Caera Dunn 2 years ago

Do some beer

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Den Star 2 years ago

This is about the strangest tweet I've ever read.

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Maria Beilschmidt 2 years ago

Gluten free - yes. Organic - as organic a something made entirely of lab- produced chemicals can be

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Aiden Gregg 2 years ago

You know they're faking it when they use YOLO as a verb.

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Lara B. 2 years ago

I wonder if some are actually thick enough to answer 🙈

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Thi Bu 2 years ago

And wait for the raid!!

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Kelly Johnson 2 years ago

This cop, oops I mean not cop, has a thing for meth

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