We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

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meaghano Report

Flameclaw
Community Member
1 year ago

Karma.

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bjcolangelo Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

Busted in a parent fib, lol

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CampbellxEmma Report

N G
Community Member
1 year ago

Even jail birds have rights.

Joshua Seaman
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1 year ago

This comment is better than the actual post 😂

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tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

You're not allowed to show their faces if they're mynahs

Dilly Millandry
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1 year ago

Seriously under-rated joke right here!

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Sunzilla
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1 year ago

Silly bird should have flown the coop before the cops caught him. Actually, what? Were the police just having a laugh or were they serious about this? Since 2016 I can't tell what's real anymore.

Full Name
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1 year ago

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What? The world was logical and practical and then one guys changed it all? *sigh *. Another victim with a severe case of TDS.

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glowworm2
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1 year ago

Did the little guy sing like a canary when the cops questioned him?

Virgil Blue
Community Member
1 year ago

Stool pigeon! (Ha-cha-cha-chaaa)

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Tara
Community Member
1 year ago

I can’t even deal with the little black bar over his face. So funny!

Iris Engler
Community Member
1 year ago

Privacy is everything lol; wonder if he's still encaged

April Simnel
Community Member
1 year ago

Heeheehee! I know that in medieval times, animals could be tried for crimes. I hope a there's a legal eagle out there who'll take his case!

Full Name
Community Member
1 year ago

I bet the more delicious an animal is, the more likely it was to be found guilty.

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Fizz511
Community Member
1 year ago

A bird doing ‘bird’ huh? (You May have to be British to get that gag... 🤔)

Donovan Strader
Community Member
1 year ago

haha its a jail bird

Michelle Chevalier
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm sure he'll turn into a stool pigeon if they knock some time off the sentence

Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 year ago

The flightless protection program?

J. Zingler
Community Member
1 year ago

Dutchies :D

Aria
Community Member
1 year ago

What BIRDbrains

Kaylan Kersey
Community Member
1 year ago

this is amazing

Cindy Snow
Community Member
1 year ago

Did they really arrest a bird? Or was it a joke?

Felicia Dale
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh, poor bird! This is a male red bellied poicephalus, one of the sweetest, quietest and tidiest (all with the caveat of it's a parrot) birds around! I sincerely hope it found a good home.

Kathleen Gordon
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahaha

Theory Buchannon
Community Member
1 year ago

Jailbirds

Mary Tonningsen
Community Member
1 year ago

LOL!! Love this!

Jo B. Ventura Gurule
Community Member
1 year ago

Doily but sweet!

Michèle Gyselinck
Community Member
1 year ago

I’m amazed that they were able to catch it.

Rhiana
Community Member
1 year ago

The fact it's a lovebird doesn't surprise me. They are always getting into trouble

Elizabeth Gardner
Community Member
1 year ago

A true jail bird.

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
1 year ago

Hilarious!

Devyn Nagy
Community Member
1 year ago

Is this for real!?

HorrorWeirdo
Community Member
1 year ago

Aw

Sean Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey, In the shows the animal is always the evil genius who is always appearing at the end of the season. they gotta be sure.

Gabrielle St-Pierre
Community Member
1 year ago

Couldn't be more dutch

Camil Gagnon
Community Member
1 year ago

Can't wait for the trial.

Belle_Pandamonium
Community Member
1 year ago

Well..this birdie anonomys will be tweeting about it later, fo sure! 🐦

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

Is it a stool pigeon? Did he sing like a canary? Did it get put on twitter or did someone tweet the story?

Max L.
Community Member
1 year ago

among every crime story I tend to believe the bird took part to a robbery, and the amount of food he's been given ia a good hope the prison systems keeps him well fed

glorytherainwing
Community Member
1 year ago

this is hilarious as fuck

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Animal rights activists everywhere will be pleased

Hendra Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

seriously?

Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 year ago

No. Its owner got arrested and they didn’t have a cage, so they put it in a cell until someone could pick it up. The black bar was just a joke.

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Kayli Boring
Community Member
1 year ago

wow just wow

Ronnel Samonte
Community Member
1 year ago

Seriously?

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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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Jessicaadxx Report

kAiTLyN
Community Member
1 year ago

at least you know hes loyal 🤷‍♀️

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daynamcalpine_ Report

George Digamma
Community Member
1 year ago

Hot veg smoothie can be charged 8 dollars extra, though.

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Sam_JP_ Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 year ago

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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AbbyHasIssues Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

You are amazing just the way you are

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BUGPOSTING Report

kasa alex
Community Member
1 year ago

LOLx100

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angelnumber420 Report

George Digamma
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe he knows you from someplace.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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LaLa_Lyds Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

Therapist "so, what brings you to marriage counseling?" Well....

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LizHackett Report

John Greene
Community Member
1 year ago

Quick! Grab a potted plant of increasing size as you do that too. His coworkers will appreciate it

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mermoneyy Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 year ago

This was unexpectedly funny!

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#13

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KaylaAncrum Report

Tara
Community Member
1 year ago

A Roman Emperor. That’s funny stuff

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liv_reed17 Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

That is funny as hell

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broganpaget Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

Me giggle like a 5 year old over this and I am a girl.

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kttgros Report

Nikki D
Community Member
1 year ago

I really hope this is real!

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Vitt2tsnoc Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

...and not even plugged in.

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Kristen_Arnett Report

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 year ago

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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KarenKilgariff Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

This could be any of my students ...

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maybefrommoon Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Can relate to that

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march03rd Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

??!

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hailtotheHunny Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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Coll3enG Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

Parenting at it's finest

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corietjohnson Report

Shawn
Community Member
1 year ago

Run!

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munaism Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

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Autistic spectrum disorder ?!

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KristianaKuqi Report

Ale_Vidal23
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1 year ago

you hope what? don't get the caption

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theresemerkel Report

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
1 year ago

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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MiseryVulture Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

This is gold!

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#29

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SophiaArmen Report

Tara
Community Member
1 year ago

Now I want dip

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gothshakira Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

Chaotic and reckless? Comfortable and pragmatic!

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sarahsholder Report

kAiTLyN
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1 year ago

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girls when the hot girl summer is over:

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britrbennett Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

Unicorn mic drop...

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gothtitty Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

What is the purpose for that masked?

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katelizabee Report

Tara
Community Member
1 year ago

!

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auntieeva7 Report

Ale_Vidal23
Community Member
1 year ago

huahuas x(

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chrissyteigen Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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leonamcgrew_ Report

Hans
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1 year ago

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And you post that at 1:27 PM? Fishy...

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Autumn_Kamrie Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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ka_waltz Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Like this logic

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taylor_ortega Report

Kayli Boring
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

yes is it sad that i just did that to see waht it did?

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