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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silly bird should have flown the coop before the cops caught him. Actually, what? Were the police just having a laugh or were they serious about this? Since 2016 I can't tell what's real anymore.

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What? The world was logical and practical and then one guys changed it all? *sigh *. Another victim with a severe case of TDS.

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Tara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t even deal with the little black bar over his face. So funny!

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April Simnel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heeheehee! I know that in medieval times, animals could be tried for crimes. I hope a there's a legal eagle out there who'll take his case!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the more delicious an animal is, the more likely it was to be found guilty.

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Fizz511
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A bird doing ‘bird’ huh? (You May have to be British to get that gag... 🤔)

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Michelle Chevalier
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure he'll turn into a stool pigeon if they knock some time off the sentence

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Mark Kelly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in Canada there was a crow walking around with a knife

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Felicia Dale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, poor bird! This is a male red bellied poicephalus, one of the sweetest, quietest and tidiest (all with the caveat of it's a parrot) birds around! I sincerely hope it found a good home.

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Rhiana
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact it's a lovebird doesn't surprise me. They are always getting into trouble

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Sean Reynolds
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, In the shows the animal is always the evil genius who is always appearing at the end of the season. they gotta be sure.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well..this birdie anonomys will be tweeting about it later, fo sure! 🐦

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Mya Lugar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it a stool pigeon? Did he sing like a canary? Did it get put on twitter or did someone tweet the story?

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Max L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

among every crime story I tend to believe the bird took part to a robbery, and the amount of food he's been given ia a good hope the prison systems keeps him well fed

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Its owner got arrested and they didn’t have a cage, so they put it in a cell until someone could pick it up. The black bar was just a joke.

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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

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What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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dani_q
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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MagNat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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