We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

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meaghano Report

JuJu
Community Member
1 year ago

You sure she didn't cast a spell?

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bjcolangelo Report

George Digamma
Community Member
1 year ago

Lies have short legs, as we say here.

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CampbellxEmma Report

N G
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1 year ago

Even jail birds have rights.

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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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Jessicaadxx Report

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
1 year ago

That's very nice of him actually :p

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Asat Voong
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't! Her head may explode .

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 year ago

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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AbbyHasIssues Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

You are amazing just the way you are

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#8

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BUGPOSTING Report

kasa alex
Community Member
1 year ago

LOLx100

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angelnumber420 Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd state back. At both.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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LaLa_Lyds Report

dani_q
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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#11

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LizHackett Report

Jane Martin
Community Member
1 year ago

can we be best friends?

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#12

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mermoneyy Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 year ago

This was unexpectedly funny!

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#13

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KaylaAncrum Report

Nadine
Community Member
1 year ago

That actually sounds delicious, hehehe.

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#14

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liv_reed17 Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

That is funny as hell

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#15

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broganpaget Report

Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

Awww 😂

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#16

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kttgros Report

MagNat
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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Vitt2tsnoc Report

Iris Engler
Community Member
1 year ago

Well I can receive texts on my landline as well so there is no excuse

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Kristen_Arnett Report

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 year ago

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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KarenKilgariff Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

This could be any of my students ...

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maybefrommoon Report

Madzdad the bard
Community Member
1 year ago

I cannot up-vote this enough!

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march03rd Report

Stephanie Blasyak
Community Member
1 year ago

...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.

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hailtotheHunny Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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#23

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Coll3enG Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

Parenting at it's finest

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#24

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corietjohnson Report

Shawn
Community Member
1 year ago

Run!

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#25

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munaism Report

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
1 year ago

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

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KristianaKuqi Report

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Kind of an odd thing to do.

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theresemerkel Report

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
1 year ago

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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#28

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MiseryVulture Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
1 year ago

This is gold!

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#29

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SophiaArmen Report

Renee Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

Hummus beings.

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gothshakira Report

Isabella
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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sarahsholder Report

Kayli Boring
Community Member
1 year ago

i do say same

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#32

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britrbennett Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

Unicorn mic drop...

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#33

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gothtitty Report

Tara
Community Member
1 year ago

Hannibal lé dog

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#34

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katelizabee Report

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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auntieeva7 Report

Ale_Vidal23
Community Member
1 year ago

huahuas x(

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#36

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chrissyteigen Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

She paid attention in English class though so let’s focus on the positives lol

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ZombieGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a joke, yall

Crochet lady
Community Member
1 year ago

I have a delicate stomach and probiotics have made it possible for me to go back to eating many foods I had stoped eating. I had stopped dining out, now I can again. It took awhile to the right one, it's not one size fits all, I had actually just about given up thinking I had tried them all when I found the perfect one. Anyone with stomach issues should give them a try, but keep in mind you may have to try more than one to find the best one. And when I need an antibiotic my doc always says increase your probiotic for a few days and it seems to make a difference.

Chris Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

Pleased for you - will be having a look to see if I can find a similar answer. 😃

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
1 year ago

A black hole is going to open up in your belly.

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, bit you're the Biotic Woman!!

Susan Gardner
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG people are taking these things wayyyyyy too seriously. They are JOKES, people. JOKES! Lol

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Reminds me of when Homer took a handful of speed and a handful of sleeping pills and then waited to see which one won out.

Wyndmere
Community Member
1 year ago

It’s like a quarter; one side is heads (pro-), one side is tails (anti-). It is still worth 25 cents.

Wyndmere
Community Member
1 year ago

They each affect a different kind of biotic (body).

Wyndmere
Community Member
1 year ago

Might as well inhale air. ... Oh, wait. That’s breathing.

Gingergirl
Community Member
1 year ago

I always take a probiotic with an antibiotic ‘cause thrush is a bitch

Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

It means you will end up with the hershey squirts.

Rench
Community Member
1 year ago

Showdown in your belly!

Kathleen Gordon
Community Member
11 months ago

Hahahaha

Steve Cruz
Community Member
11 months ago

Chrissy Teigen: Love ya! Sincerely, All the queers!

Fuzzy Johnson
Community Member
11 months ago

A probiotic is just a biotic that has lost its amateur status. An antibiotic is a person who thinks biotics cause some completely unrelated disease.

Just saying
Community Member
11 months ago

Well, the antibiotic may well kill of the bio bit of the pro biotic.

moeless
Community Member
11 months ago

It means it will not help that pie-face at all.

Marlene Ricker
Community Member
1 year ago

Good one!

Camil Gagnon
Community Member
1 year ago

It actually mitigates the effects of antibiotics on your microbiome.

Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
1 year ago

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no, that just man that pharmacy get moremoney from you because you dont know, that you can get probiotic from the milk and yoghurt, and dont need to buy that expensive pills

Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
1 year ago

Really? Facepalm is the only thing left.

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leonamcgrew_ Report

Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂😂

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Autumn_Kamrie Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
1 year ago

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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ka_waltz Report

Shelby P
Community Member
1 year ago

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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Kayli Boring
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

yes is it sad that i just did that to see waht it did?

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