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One moment a person is advising others to give themselves time off and ignore voicemail, the next he's saying they should burn their house down. Things can go from 0 to 100 in a heartbeat. And when they do, they end up on the subreddit r/ThatEscalatedQuickly.

Inspired by a classic meme, this online community might not be the biggest (it has 16K members) but 9 years after its creation, these folks are still active and constantly share new, surprising content. Below you will find some of their all-time most upvoted posts. Enjoy!

#1

I'm Sorry, What?

I'm Sorry, What?

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Caffeinated Hedgehog
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then in another room, the TV kept changing channels for no reason at all

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According to the famous internet culture catalog Know Your Meme, the quote "That escalated quickly" was originally heard in a scene from the 2004 comedy film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, in which the main character and his colleagues discuss their previous encounter of a violent midday brawl with the rival KQHS Channel 9 evening news team.

Along with many other memorable lines from the movie, Ron Burgundy's afterthought quickly spread to various comedy and movie forums, as well as comment sections under news articles and other places as a general notion that something has gone out of control quickly.

We reached out to the subreddit's moderators and one of them, u/zzcolby, was kind enough to have a friendly chat. They said that what makes a 'quick escalation' captivating are "mainly something wholesome or innocent becoming the complete opposite within a very short amount of time."

"Usually, said twist is morbid or sexual in nature," u/zzcolby told Bored Panda. "One example I remember is a post about bread hamsters that starts off focusing on how cute the designs are, before quickly devolving into graphic detail about eating them. Another popular post type are situations that start off completely normal, then instantly turn chaotic."

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    #2

    Top 5 In The World...

    Top 5 In The World...

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what game the second uncle was playing?

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    #3

    This Sign

    This Sign

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many goats for that packet of chips?

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    #4

    That Took A Turn... Masks Required

    That Took A Turn... Masks Required

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    Psychologist and relationship consultant James Creighton, Ph. D., agrees that people tend to blow things out of proportion, and said there is even a predictable pattern to this phenomenon in our interaction.

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    "Escalation is triggered when someone feels poked, threatened, or put down," Creighton wrote in Psychology Today, adding this may be something very small when you look back at it.

    "Almost immediately people go to the first escalating behavior: blaming and accusing," he continued. "One thing that starts escalation is a lot of 'you messages' — 'you did this,' 'you did that.'"

    Blaming and accusing usually don't solve the conflict but leads to the second stage of escalation, which is name-calling. "In addition to calling her lazy for leaving the cap off the toothpaste, Dennis may say that Theresa is irresponsible. Theresa may call Dennis a 'bastard,' a 'jerk,' and [so on.]"

    #5

    In 30 Days You Will Be Unrecognizable

    In 30 Days You Will Be Unrecognizable

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no sugar is a bit excessive, but everything else is manageable in my opinion

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    #6

    Give Yourself Permission

    Give Yourself Permission

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    #7

    0-100 In Record Time

    0-100 In Record Time

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slwo and steady wins the race, this just backs me up. Unless he was actually TRYING to kill them, in which case go as fast as possible

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    As I mentioned before, r/ThatEscalatedQuickly isn't the biggest of subreddits. However, its members revisit it regularly. "I think people like to come back because it's such a small community that's generally free of off-topic reposts," u/zzcolby explained. "The reason it's small is that it's very similar to much bigger subs like r/WhatCouldGoWrong. Strange considering the sub's name is directly taken from a famous Anchorman quote."

    The moderator said that "due to it being such a small sub, the community is pretty serene and doesn't get into much in-fighting." So if that sounds like a fun setting to click around (honestly, why wouldn't it?), consider joining r/ThatEscalatedQuickly yourself!

    #8

    Son Is Taller Than Dad

    Son Is Taller Than Dad

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like the dad. Same nose, hair, smile and squint. That doesn't prove paternity of course. I bet the 'geneticist' is a party pooper.

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    #9

    Wait... No, That's Not What I Meant

    Wait... No, That's Not What I Meant

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guillotines-R-Us went bankrupt long ago, tho.

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    #12

    Damn You Think She’d Know How By Now

    Damn You Think She’d Know How By Now

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waahaha. The dirty flirty went hurty.

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    #13

    Relationship Goals

    Relationship Goals

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    #14

    Sing Us A Song You're The Piano Man

    Sing Us A Song You're The Piano Man

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha should try this on my crush, maybe they'll get enough brain damage and actually like me

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    #15

    How Am I Driving?

    How Am I Driving?

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny. I wouldn't drive on the same lane with this person 😅

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    #16

    That Was A Steady Escalation If I’ve Ever Seen One

    That Was A Steady Escalation If I’ve Ever Seen One

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    #17

    Steal Of A Deal

    Steal Of A Deal

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cutting your losses and moving on" level > 9000

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    #19

    Isn't This A Little Excessive For Losing A Pen?

    Isn't This A Little Excessive For Losing A Pen?

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We note typers be like: ; -)

    Bisexual Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Lose your charger… 50. Find it underneath your pillow during your last second

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    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought at the get skinny stage you become a supermodel and then you get money and then marry a billionaire...then I'll try to lose all the pens...

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could have been 1: lost your pen = get another one

    bee_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Skinny doesn't necessarily mean ugly and no lover or children doesn't necessarily mean you're alone and being alone doesn't necessarily mean you get depression.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also no pen doesn't necessarily mean no notes! You can use a pencil

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    Peter Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person didn't lose their pen, they just wore it out in a matter of days...

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 14 needs some justification.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unemployed people that own diplomas be like😒😒😒😒

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it could go, "10. Get Skinny. 11. Become super model. 12. Become rich and famous and marry Brad Pitt. Who uses pens nowadays anyway?"

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I find interesting is that this, whatever this is has probably used up all the ink. So what if you have a pen, but it's empty?

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn all this just for losing a pen

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should be: "the moral of this story" don't lose your pen, unless you bought a package of them then it doesn't matter.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the small things in life that can have the biggest impact.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lot of unnecessary and arguable steps when it could have stopped at NO FOOD = DEATH.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pen might be mightier than the sword, but the sword would have got to the death part a whole lot quicker.

    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of those Directv ads that were like "when your cable company keeps you on a hold you get angry" and then it ends with getting bodyslammed by a gorilla

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pen is stupid. Don't buy into it.

    Lauren St.Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you can't read and write at all? Then pens are obsolete 🙂

    Vulf Byte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life is a series of these cascades.

    jimmy pop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm at 16. now ... then again, I've had my diabetes long before, so if anything, it should be vice versa. Anyway, how long does the last one take? Asking for a friend.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they never lost their pen

    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when i get a 92 on an assignment

    Jules Daly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need marriage for kids. Lol. Single women are the happiest of all. Lol.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this comes from the pre-Covid era, wow!

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my pen and still I'm at step #13.

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    #20

    Comment On A Hamster Video

    Comment On A Hamster Video

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    #22

    Grover Takes Food Very Seriously

    Grover Takes Food Very Seriously

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    #23

    I Don't Think He Understood The Question

    I Don't Think He Understood The Question

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet her. We might not work as a couple, but I bet she'd be fun.

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    #24

    Some Heavy Metal Right There

    Some Heavy Metal Right There

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    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W-W-what the f—k I fight over people being racist,sexist,homophobic but this is nuts

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    #25

    I Too Enjoy Collapsing The Universe

    I Too Enjoy Collapsing The Universe

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when it the universe infinite though? Unbounded, but not infinite.

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    #26

    This Amazon Review For Cookies And Cream Pocky

    This Amazon Review For Cookies And Cream Pocky

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    #27

    Just A Regular Day At The Saloon...

    Just A Regular Day At The Saloon...

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's new at your local saloon? You can now watch wildlife up close while you sip your Old-Timey Western Movie Whiskey and enjoy a haircut. We'll have more about that tonight at eleven."

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    #28

    M8 Sold An Xbox

    M8 Sold An Xbox

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I still have a roll of duct tape available, £10+pp"

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    #29

    Thought This Would Also Fit Here

    Thought This Would Also Fit Here

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    #30

    At Least Buy A Guy Dinner First

    At Least Buy A Guy Dinner First

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah there. Woulda been better if thats when Ollie finally responded

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    #31

    Welp, That Happened

    Welp, That Happened

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    69
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupidity is strong with this one.

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    #32

    Damn White People And Their *Shuffles Deck* Ability To Walk In Rain

    Damn White People And Their *Shuffles Deck* Ability To Walk In Rain

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for being born :( Also it rains like 80% of the time in the Netherlands so you learn to phasewalk between the drops.

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