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In this modern age, most of us pretty much eat, breathe, and live technology. I mean, we communicate through technology, work with the help of technology, and spend our free time using technology (not everyone, and not all of our time, of course), so obviously we've got a lot to say about it.
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious tweets about technology. Including tweets like - "hey empty nest parents, if you want your kid to call you just change your Netflix password" - they're guaranteed to make you laugh! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
My bestfriend and I have an agreement. If I die, she is to delete my entire search history. No one, must EVER know!
Amy Carter 9 years ago
except that it can't print anything if you don't feed it ink. I know I know but it had to be said.
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Master Markus 9 years ago
"Dark", not cruel. It's not like the joke writer KILLED them!
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Marius Jan 9 years ago
They do if they use USB Type C ports and sticks :)
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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Thank you! Now I can go and tell that dude that I like him without a bad case of verbal dihrroea (s**t! I can't spell it! Sorry folks! That's the only word that confuses me with the spelling. Please correct me if I'm wrong).
Carly Noelle 9 years ago
But of your default browser is internet explorer chances are she'll say no.
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Nomadus Aureus 9 years ago
Sometimes in coding you think you solved a problem (bug), only to realise that your solution has actually created new problems elsewhere.
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Alexandru Rosu 9 years ago
the difference between internet and tv is that on internet u can choose what to view when u want to view it...on tv ur forced to watch all that political c**p and murders...i rather spend 20h on internet than on a tv :D but that's just me..
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Kahlil Hernández 9 years ago
This is one of the reasons why I use Adobe Indesign; I haven't touched a MS Office product in years(except Excel)
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Intensive Panda 9 years ago
... but then the loading screen is over and i go on like nothing ever happened
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Skunk Drunk 9 years ago
That awkward moment when you buy a baseball bat on Amazon and the suggested item combos include a ski mask and a large duffel bag...
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Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
i remember when this tweet went viral and suddenly hundreds of copycats
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Sistar Love 9 years ago
you kind of already can do that by using "Where's My Cellphone" or something like that...you don't even need to download an app. easy peasy.
Raluca Secosan 9 years ago
Less likely on August 2015, when the tweet appears to have been made.
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Skunk Drunk 9 years ago
When you open IE and then you have to wait for it to open so you can wait for it to close...
Olivia W 9 years ago
then you have to wait an hour for it to finish closing
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Jess Hodges 9 years ago
You can buy 5 different types of watches, on sale, then the ones you don't want, you put on Ebay for twice the price!
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Jess Hodges 9 years ago
You wake up in the morning to a large puddle, your fridge water dispenser has gotten a virus!
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Monica Rhodes 9 years ago
OMG never thought about that. Thanks, now I'm feeling 90 right along with you.
Christoffer Norbeck 9 years ago
This raise the question of what kids say today instead of hanging up the phone
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Unwelcome guest 9 years ago
By the way this doesn't really work, I just sent it my boss when he asked me to work late tonight
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
I think everyone knows that you don't need to comment
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Dracule Mihawk 9 years ago
Most barber shops are this way too. People staring at their little screens.
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Bradley Auerbach 8 years ago
The Recursive Folder! Like the Recursive Room (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-970), but with folders!
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Daria B 9 years ago
I don't think they'd bother reading. Laptop? Instantaneous physical close down (like a book), unplug and run.
Dracule Mihawk 9 years ago
Yeah I agree. Who's going to sit there and read the search history? Ha ha
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Davi Maran Junior 9 years ago
As if she needed to type her own name. Probably she have someone to do it for her
Muhammad Cisco Zulfikar 9 years ago
you know you could long-hold the keyboard button to do this "é"
Thegreatcountryofverden 8 years ago
Let me try: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you lied.
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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Even if they're out, I still hide in my room. It's much nicer in there
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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
This is what I thought back in 1997 whilst playing "Blade Runner" on my first computer. Dad was like, "that's what the future is going to look like". Yeah mate, where's my flying car?
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Thegreatcountryofverden 8 years ago
If your kid is young this is an accurate representation title: SPIDERMAN ELSA COLORS VENOM POOP ON JOKER URINATE DIG IN GROUND FUNNY COLORS EDUCATION KIDS TRAPPED FINGERS IN DOOR MICKEY MOUSE BUTTOCKS SURGERY!
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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Yeah, ordered the slow cooked lamb. We will be here for another 4 hours
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Samantha Beckett 9 years ago
Also when you wear your fitbit charge to bed and in the middle of the night you accidentally turn your wrist towards your face.
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Samantha Beckett 9 years ago
Iphone has them. Not sure about other phone models though.
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Beatrice Alighieri 9 years ago
One capital=Paris is the capital of France :)
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The Laugh Fan 9 years ago
Oh hell yes - spent 3 hours with Microsoft trying to sort out the mess that created on my ancient laptop... Had to buy a new one.
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Thegreatcountryofverden 8 years ago
Introducing the Iphone 419! We removed everything!
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Whovian Kid 9 years ago
hell I'm young and regularly watch black and white tv shows, I cringe when I hear people say they don't like it
Wulfur 9 years ago
YES! I'm also just a kid but I've seen most of the best hitchcocks and Carrie Grant movies
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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Or this: "someone just broke into my house. I'm gonna put that s**t up on Twitter (or Facebook), rather than call the cops
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
Kidnappers be like: "Oh s**t! Hurry up! My battery is kinda low too"
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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHA I know quite a few people who do that! Glad that one of them no longer speaks to me. YAY!
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Norman van Druten 8 years ago
As long as it's not taken from the beach during holiday season!!
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Master Markus 9 years ago
I know! I was immediately like 'AGHH! IT'S "BATTERIES"!'
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Samantha 9 years ago
That's a really good point. Why don't we have batteries that last DAYS? Sure when you first get your phone the battery does that for a VERY SHORT amount of time, but then it just dies faster the longer you have your phone.
Dracule Mihawk 9 years ago
Cause there's too much money to be made on things like batteries and chargers etc.
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Karen Fields 9 years ago
What is worse though. Your phone tries to correct you.....so you have to actually physically change it to be wrong...
Daniel Mallory 9 years ago
yeah now excused will be i havent charged my phone in like a full 10 minutes excuse me it is like on 0.5% bye
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Amanda Codlin 9 years ago
Me too..... I don't get it yet so many retweets lol
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Debby Keir 3 years ago
Actually... I'm 70 - got a Sinclair computer in 1980, and am an avid gamer. Spent a lot of my career (medic) on call and when I retired swore I'd never get another mobile. Fast forward to the pandemic, and if I want to travel have to take tests and get emails to show vaccination and -ve status. Now, do I carry my PC with me or buy a smartphone? Things have changed with mobiles soooo much in the last 10 years that I had to have help to set it up and when the torch randomly comes on, I spend hours trying to find the blooming app.. They're complex beasts - you went from a to b to c. Us oldies are starting from hieroglyphics.
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Amanda Codlin 9 years ago
You know that guy that's always at the bar on Thursday's lol
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Šimon Špaček 9 years ago
Ok, reboot doesn't solve EVERY problem, but it is needed for 60% of Microsoft-products-related issues. Internet explorer, Outlook, Office - lots of things solved by reboot.
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alexa_bessee 9 years ago
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alexa_bessee 9 years ago
Only came her because of MatPat.... I love his FNAF world Gameplay more than anything. And he' and Stephen are funny as all get out. Love the channel.
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