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A few weeks ago, I posted a collection of my single-panel comic "Eyewash" and many of you seemed to enjoy them. Well, there's plenty more where those came from!

You can read them all on the Eyewash website or my Instagram page. Also, make sure to check out my previous post on Bored Panda by clicking here.

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Catman (He/Him)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what people are going to be saying about me.

Monday
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I have any money left towards the end of my life I'm tempted to have whoever speaks about my passing to hold a contest. The person who can come up with the most horrific but still reasonably believable story about me wins the cash!

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Isabel Care
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mum asked if we wanted to say something at our dad's funereal. "Can we be truthful?" "No" None of us said anything.

yannick van gennip
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No kidding i went to an funeral not that verry long ago and the priest said we all do our best to do good in life but *** maybe wasnt always good they shure treid or something simuler the shurg went strike laughing but hey he had his mistake but he did try to make up for it as have i forgiven him for what he had done

SparkleFarts
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was my grand father-in-law's funeral

jmdirks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like to say that the deceased was a loving, caring man. But I'm just not that good a liar.

Kai Shika
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

am I the only one who thinks this is based off of hella jeff and sweet bro, bc the art style is similar and the dead guy being named dave doesn't help

Dale Williams
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the past 45 years or so my friends and I have made a running contest of one upmanship. We try to top each other with puns and good natured insults. It didn't stop at my wedding; I hope that it doesn't end at my funeral.

Ugh_What_Now
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really wish more people would be like this. Sitting around and listening to people praise disgusting people because "one doesn't speak I'll of the dead" does no good to the living. Meanwhile the opposite is also true, waiting until somebody is gone before saying the nice things, and never saying them to the person directly. The belief in the afterlife and the supposed punishment/reward system has really warped humanity's view of the here and now. Don't waste time folks.

Markus Weiler
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What is this, in the church they lie all the time

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Years ago, I teamed up with a buddy to create some comics loosely based on our lives and our friends. It was more of a traditional three-panel comic than “Eyewash” and had a group of recurring characters. When I decided to start my own comic, however, I changed the format to match my preference for single-panel comics (like my all-time favorite, “The Far Side”).

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    Beaver boi🦫️‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried reading between the lines in all of my books, but it's just white space there. Now I see how you're really supposed to do it.

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    K Madd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she needs brown hair!

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    I soon realized it was a much bigger challenge to come up with a brand-new premise each day. There were no catchphrases or continuing narratives I could tap into … each panel had to stand on its own. On one hand, that makes it more difficult to come up with new gags. On the other hand, it gives me a lot more freedom to draw whatever I want. “Eyewash” is a boundless universe that includes the bizarre, the mundane, and everything in between.

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've the skinniest twigs for arms. How are they holding up those books? Which were probably made up of distant relatives. Don't they know their roots?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Palms aren't trees. They're much closer to grasses, which they still aren't.

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    Why?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They quickly leafed through the pages.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably got the books from one of the branch libraries.

    Eledore Massis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have made them read from PDA's

    Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might say they palmed their books.

    Amy Beckler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could, perhaps,hold their boos frondly?

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    unseeable mouse
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least take one bite come on..... I haven't had cake in a year plz ur making me jealous.

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    I realize that the absurd nature of some of these comics isn’t for everyone, but I’m always humbled by those who let me know something I’ve created has brightened their day a little. Sure, I could probably make more traditional stuff with wider appeal, and maybe that would attract more followers on social media. But this started out as a fun hobby — and if it ever becomes a chore or something that I’m only doing to gain likes and comments online, then I think I’d be better off just calling it quits.

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    Why?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take that as a condiment!

    Chase Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't nobody got thyme for that.

    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mustard of the tea that was spilled recently!

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relish puns like these!

    Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mayo heard of my terrible puns

    unseeable mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I asked her, “Where is Rose, Mary?”

    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she said, “I don’t oregano, but I hope she’s not hitting the sauce!”

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    Markus Weiler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPFbfVAO3Fc

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    Catman (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could say it's mysterious as the dark side of moon.

    Scott Anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no dark side, matter of fact it's all dark

    Ronnie Cutshall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to have someone ask me that question.they will not like the answrs

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    Of course, I’d love to reach a bigger audience and turn this side project into my main job (what artist wouldn’t?), but until then I just have to fit cartooning into my spare time. That’s where it can get tricky since my comics cover such a broad range of topics. I’ve had to learn how to draw a wide variety of people, places, and things over the course of more than 200 comics so far, and some of them are much more challenging than others. I can come up with a silly version of a mouse or a chicken without much trouble, but when I need to draw something that looks realistic I often have to spend a lot more time on the artwork. This has been the case with a few comics, including one in which I drew a map of the United States and another that included the entire solar system. These had to be instantly recognizable in order for the punchlines to land, so there wasn’t any room for error … and believe me, my drawings are known to have plenty of errors!

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm… the ones with the fluorescent blue shoes! That’s a fashion statement

    Jadax Martian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seltzer water? Well, it's whoever's the oldest in that group, obviously 🙄

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yes sir, he’s the one on the far right. I’d recognize him anywhere.”

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no! It's clearly second from the left! They're hiding their guilt behind those glasses!

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    Deborah Clyne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes officer; It's the man in the yellow shirt!

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    Jadax Martian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even roads aren't safe from working anymore...

    ur_fav_tranny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Road work ahead?' Yeah I sure hope it does"

    Ted Morris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that employee is at a crossroads...

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to see a road doing honest work, I hear most of them are just trafficing.

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's hard:even if they try to take the high way they usually end up a bit messed up.

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    But in the end, I don’t fret too much over a stray line or a punchline that I should have phrased differently. I have redrawn some of my earliest comics just to make them a bit more legible, but they’re all a reflection of my own warped sense of humor — for better or worse. Some come from weird jokes I tell my son, others are sparked by a random pun that pops into my head while I’m driving around town. Wherever they come from, if there seems to be the seed of a joke in there somewhere you can bet that it’ll become an “Eyewash” panel sooner or later.

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can do multiplication well, you should be alright

    Disinforminationalisticalities
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing for a cell to do is divide. Multiplication does not sustain existence :(

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death: Heyyyyy, thanks. Wanna go see this realllllllllllly cool haunted house? It's to die for!

    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death: “It’s NOT cute! IT’S TERRIFYING!”

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotch Tape can play bagpipes.

    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what shoe glue looks like

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    Why?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other drivers were in stitches.

    John Hurd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...doing home-done first aid the way you like it: SUTURE-SELF

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    Ted Morris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought the ambulance was full, but it was EMT.

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lost his train of thought it looks like.

    Aaron Gronkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual footage of an interview at Norfolk Southern, as we speak.

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    Ted Morris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fred's in a high pressure system.

    any rei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that weird gray shape behind the news reporters supposed to be the continents 😂

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's forecast: Mostly cloudy, with scattered tears and a chance of severe depression 🫥

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    Michael Bryant
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WUTANG KILLA BEES WE'RE ON A SWARM!

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    ur_fav_tranny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like this is the guy from all the gay massage thing on porn sites lmao?

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    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That company is cruisin’ for a bruisin’!

    Catherine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but it probably already happen...somewhere...somehow... These customers really exist. Sadly

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh, they could dance chess to chess!

    Jadax Martian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they're going to die there of old age

    MadOrca99
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they do, they might take the other one out! Provided they make a move as well

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    QAstral777
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a pink car is a topless dancer... Does it mean that a red car is a bottomless visitor?

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red one is cruising for a pickup.

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    Playerwon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just going to ignore the truck with no pants on??

    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife auto come in there and steer your straight!

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    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon guys, mop it up already!

    Catherine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one !!! It nourishes my soul like an all you can eat buffet

    julie mothman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't get the last one that the rug says?

    Jennifer Crowley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've ever tried to vacuum a throw rug, unless you are using industrial strength Velcro, it's going to get at least an edge (usually more) sucked into the vacuum at some point.

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    Mike Behr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard memory was the 2nd thing to go, I can't remember the 1st...

    Allie Herz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my professor once said. “ The knees are the first to go, followed closely by the mind.”

    julie mothman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof, that one hits close and I'm not even middle age yet ._.

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    Phoenix Jackson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the plane looks like the Pokemon Kyogre.

    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t give a kid a toy you don’t want them to play with!

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    Eledore Massis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no good suggestion. Whe he sees someone in the mirror it mean something is wrong

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    Why?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was better than when he had his foot in his mouth and his head up his butt.

    Kramer Morgan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The backwards writing is pure dedication.

    Playerwon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he just turned the chair around...

    David Shaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your eye on the ball, your ear to the ground, your shoulder to the wheel and your nose to the grindstone. Now try working in that position.

    P.C.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, do you think this is a better position? *goes into splits*

    Duck god
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that you guys know the backwords thing says human resources

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    Raven Long
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Window shoppers window shopping

    Brice Sang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only really needed to say, "window shoppers."

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    Tommy Raymond
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he remove his glasses, he will see badly....

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    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I love paying $20 to watch fuzzy blobs moving around.

    Jdmguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn’t make sense. Can someone explain???

    54
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if he takes of his glasses, he will see badly

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    Andy Mellor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, there is a TRex called Sue on display in the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago. A missed opportunity....

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    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Let's say that I actually DID listen to you..... what then???

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    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prosecutor, near tears: "But that's what covers are for! That's how we're supposed to find out if we want to read it or not!"

    Angel
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late. Your words can and will be used against you in a court of law. Plus, it's written all over his face!

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *court of law, thank you autocorrect, I wish we could edit our commenrs

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    Jadax Martian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hot because YOU'RE WEARING A FULL FACE MASK.

    setsuriseikou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's nothing but a mirror in the lobby

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    Elizabeth Peer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

    Lydia Gichia-Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A second on the lips, your life is over with.

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much cheese is bad for you.

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Que the pointe shoes coming in:

    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. Especially if the shank is too soft or too hard.

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    Ghost Of Writer's Past
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how you actually have to arch your feet to wear these... arch enemy 😂

    Dale Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question in this scenario is, which one of them is the real heel?

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    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish parents would just lettuce be! 🙄

    Dale Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is worried that someone might seize her salad!

    4mySweetheart369
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hear about that massacre yesterday at the mall? All the salads got chopped.

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not "lettuce alone without any dressing"

    dragonic_meg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, everybody knows buttermilk ranch is the best

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    Dale Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like this girl I knew, Page.

    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the type. Seems interesting at first, and then you realize it’s the same old story again and again.

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have it in type B? I’ve been looking for some but nobody seems to carry it anymore…

    Hannah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I did once. But i couldn't be positive.

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    Deanashae Delisser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear type AB is bloody difficult to find nowadays

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Type 0- saved my life, I can vouch ✋🏻

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    Dale Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it feels like to work for someone who is a few decades younger than you. Been there.

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely upper management!

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and this little piggy laid on the couch watching Netflix all day ...

    Hello Danny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this little piggy was a smoker and his lungs turned to bacon

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    Frappuchino the hedgehog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this little piggy was chopped by a man and slathered in honey then put in a pan

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s probably Chris. Probably

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doug probably wants his car with custom plates back then.

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    Dale Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparent Doug was driven to distraction.

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    Levi Ackerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What their lobster souls don't realize is that they are already deceased

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to cook crawdads like this. I could never bear to watch it bc if i see it alive i won't eat it

    Dale Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the left is always steamed about something.

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    Playerwon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents always thought I'd be an astronaut cause my teachers all said I was just taking up space

    Dale Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seem to think that he is an astro-not.

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    Norma Jean Morrissey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really funny stuff. Clever creations! Want to see more of these. Norma Jean Morrissey

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treble clef: “You’re all trouble, that’s what you are!”

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's about to lose his tempo too

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    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we'd take things slow

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    Cardboard Box (He/She)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to write a shít ton of stuff you want on a notebook and then tell the genie you want everything on it to come true, technically it'll just be one wish!

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well, i need more effort from you to open up properly…”

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you go electric, you never go back

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    Russ Kincade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not far off the mark, actually. I've seen hawks sit on phone poles where road kill often occurs.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absurd. There’s always me and my evil and rude twin, but then again you will never see us in the same room

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean like EVER? 🤯 Mind blown!

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my pet turtle like:

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pet turtles approves. Just yesterday, one of them bit a new fish to death just for the heck of it and not because they’re going to eat it. She looked smug about it but she is too cute to stay mad at

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    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't yell at him! Just tap him lightly on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and with a firm, yet loving voice, say "no". This might take several people before he learns

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regular ants are spicy btw. I ate one once off of a donut and immediately knew something was wrong

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    sora's lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ted is that you? I missed you so much but you look different

    dragonic_meg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stabs* oh hey I love your earrings

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I dunno. I’ve been getting these headaches a lot, some cramps in my neck. I’m trying to keep my head despite all that, but sometimes I just lose it.”

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding me? I've been running around like a headless- well, you know!

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    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotten tooth 🦷😫💢😡

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    A gay cat man (he/him&Tré/Trè)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg those snails make me wanna kick them, i'm a vinyl collector(ish) btw

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re missing some one, too

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone finally schedules a meeting: nobody is there because they’d rather go next week

    Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A professional procrastinator would've cut to the chase and just write TBA and be done with it forever