Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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ZazaChilvers Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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lexilafleur Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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thaisaustin Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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chinchlady701 Report

YourAveragePooh
Community Member
4 months ago

A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

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DoumaGreg Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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raahinasomani Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Ummm why?

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Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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perf_sonnet Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

I can see your camel toe.

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chelbee611 Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Ridiculous, idiotic, stupid.

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wakuwakuwooper Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

For very fancy cats!!

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Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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jamiesanpedroo Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

That is FUGLY.

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Kristin_wrote Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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strickhedonia Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

They are on my Christmas wish list lol.

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megataros Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?

Printerman
Community Member
4 months ago

At that price, I'd say she's the one getting f-ed.

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Michał Jastrzębski
Community Member
4 months ago

for when you are having a party at 5 but have to cut up a body into pieces at 6

Xandra
Community Member
4 months ago

For when you go to a fancy party but want to be ready to deep-clean the toilet before using it.

kjorn
Community Member
4 months ago

when you go to a fisting party and want to look classy

Amethyst Blitz
Community Member
4 months ago

I outright snorted on this one.

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Sue Grigg
Community Member
4 months ago

Those look like lobster claws.

Miss Cris
Community Member
4 months ago

It's perfet with the shrimp plastic bag. Even their colours mat h.

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Aeon Flux
Community Member
4 months ago

How does this "evoke the Golden Era of Hollywood?!"

Reese2906Hi
Community Member
4 months ago

Those look like gloves vets use to help horses give birth

Jojo Dancer
Community Member
4 months ago

For just $740, you too can look like Dexter

Dragon Whisperer
Community Member
4 months ago

I live on a working ranch. Our large animal vet has a box full of these. And to this day if you want to see a horse look surprised and violated at the same time? These do it.

Douglas Turner
Community Member
4 months ago

My lobster queen!

Steve
Community Member
4 months ago

I didn't know Dexter was selling his old murder outfits

sweetly.
Community Member
4 months ago

PLEASE-

glowworm2
Community Member
4 months ago

Zoidberg?

Marie
Community Member
4 months ago

My first reaction too.

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Judith Wilson
Community Member
4 months ago

Lambskin? As in the skin of a lamb? I'm going to be sick.

Christy Smith
Community Member
4 months ago

I can't believe that the ppl who come up with this ridiculous s**t are considered great stylist who make a stupid amount of money.

Virgil Sanders
Community Member
4 months ago

when you want to be a lobster for halloween but the party is disney themed?

m squared
Community Member
4 months ago

It's what all the stylish horse inseminators are wearing!

Gabby M
Community Member
4 months ago

So far these just show how stupid rich people are. Also a serious lack of taste (which is all in their mouth, as my mom used to say).

Lydia Gichia-Black
Community Member
4 months ago

Agree...a fool and his\her money are soon parted.

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tracy potter
Community Member
4 months ago

Nurse Ratchet?

OUSSAMA AGZOUL
Community Member
2 months ago

gimme that gloves

Colleen Stadnick
Community Member
3 months ago

They look like lobster claws!

Anthony Finney
Community Member
3 months ago

This looks like most of a hazmat suit! This may work for residents that want to return to Chernobyl!

Geordie Insomniac
Community Member
4 months ago

She needs the extra long jeans and extra baggy boots to go with the inseminating gloves!

Eliyahu Rooff
Community Member
4 months ago

Looks like she's ready to clean the toilet.

Duncan
Community Member
4 months ago

Zoidberg from Futurama?

Eileen Schwab
Community Member
4 months ago

That HAS to be a hoax.

Colin Swan
Community Member
4 months ago

So how much is the rest of the hazmat suit

Katey-Rose Thomson
Community Member
4 months ago

It's me, Dr Zoidberg

westwing
Community Member
4 months ago

Is this from the Dexter collection??

Farid Red
Community Member
4 months ago

Maybe the rich want their maid to wash dishes in style.. yes..

Stacy S.
Community Member
4 months ago

Ready fur Halloween babe!

A Random Panda
Community Member
4 months ago

She looks ready to murder somebody.

Frances Petendra
Community Member
4 months ago

For the vet to the wealthy horse breeder

23AClark
Community Member
4 months ago

This has to be the scrabby end.

Scorpio Maurus
Community Member
4 months ago

They say it "evokes the golden era of Hollywood" I literally thought this was some sort of crappy halloween doctor costume.

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
4 months ago

Yeah, that's attractive, and really not at all limiting with the built-in gloves.

VanillaBean654
Community Member
4 months ago

It looks like crab arms

Pascale Pierloot
Community Member
4 months ago

Dating a lobster?

Dawn Ours
Community Member
4 months ago

? fancy dress vet assistant ball ?????????

Fixin'Ta
Community Member
4 months ago

"...evokes the golden era of Hollywood..."

Merilyn Horton
Community Member
4 months ago

Handy in COVID times.

elfin
Community Member
4 months ago

Human-lobster mutant.

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
Community Member
4 months ago

That is the ugliest thing ever

shado
Community Member
4 months ago

wait, wait ... Veterinarian? ... or, ah ... Costume Party Lobster?

Johnny Døpe
Community Member
4 months ago

Bull testicles checking gloves

Terri Wood
Community Member
4 months ago

I was thinking lobster arms.

Connie Martin
Community Member
4 months ago

"evokes the golden era of Hollywood"??? Evokes Karen Silkwood's work uniform, more like

Freloise_Raven
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Wow. Um. Ok? At least there is free shipping.....

Mike Proco
Community Member
4 months ago

THIS IS THE ROCK LOBSTER DRESS, SILLY!

MAKtheknife
Community Member
4 months ago

Maybe veterinarians could preg check a cow with this outfit.

Stephen Archibald
Community Member
4 months ago

Did anyone know George was coming to the company party with a lobster?

Crycket
Community Member
4 months ago

I thought a bolero was more of a short jacket to go over dresses....

Hollysmom
Community Member
4 months ago

Lobster claw jacket. No one in old Hollywood would be caught dead in this

Chloe Ross
Community Member
4 months ago

I thought it was sort of new Covid gear.

KttyMazMeow
Community Member
4 months ago

lobster claws

Patricia Brown
Community Member
4 months ago

Freak.

Caroline Overill
Community Member
4 months ago

She looks like a medical examiner

Larah Juckes
Community Member
4 months ago

Dr Zoidberg chic

John van den Elzen
Community Member
4 months ago

Washing dishes on the soup line gloves

John van den Elzen
Community Member
4 months ago

Work on cleaning dishes on the soup line

Kristin Elliott
Community Member
4 months ago

This screams Moira rose

Lorraine Bryan
Community Member
4 months ago

For when the HAZMAT suit is at the cleaners! And look: FREE SHIPPING!!!

Gina
Community Member
4 months ago

I want to see the reviews. I can't believe 57 people bought it

Bored Dog
Community Member
4 months ago

r u about to wash the dishes????

HilCo
Community Member
4 months ago

Perfect for that after dinner autopsy

Kitcat0828
Community Member
4 months ago

Only 740 to be mr. crabs?! Sold!

Granny
Community Member
4 months ago

??????

James F. Wilson Jr.
Community Member
4 months ago

Why's the mask?

James F. Wilson Jr.
Community Member
4 months ago

For the perfect COVID-19 Party.

Legen ( wait for it ) dary
Community Member
4 months ago

Who created this are the same guys who did the pink period gloves.

TANISHKA ballodia
Community Member
4 months ago

Looks like kitchen gloves made from satin that would send u straight to hell

Sami
Community Member
4 months ago

I get these at work for free!! XD

Franziska
Community Member
4 months ago

The quarantine outfit for the fashionista

Shadow4523
Community Member
4 months ago

dafug?

Samantha Robinson
Community Member
4 months ago

This is most the expensive Dr. Frank N. Furter costume I have ever seen.

Yort
Community Member
4 months ago

Free shipping, tho

parmadillo
Community Member
4 months ago

Lobster, anyone?

Charlotte
Community Member
4 months ago

This is the outfit you wear when you're planning on doing a Katherine Knight...

Kim Crook
Community Member
4 months ago

And it looks so much worse with the green satin dress !

Real Princess
Community Member
4 months ago

Looks like a Lobster 🦞

Dodo
Community Member
4 months ago

When it doesn't even look good on the model, you know it's awful

Louise Rexford Wolfram
Community Member
4 months ago

They look like lobster claws.

goldfish
Community Member
4 months ago

ok, the dress is nice but we didn't need the gloves. and for $740? yeah, no thank you.

SydneyP
Community Member
4 months ago

For that "I just done an autopsy look"

Mer
Community Member
4 months ago

"Evokes the golden era of H.W."! Ha! Looks like welder's gloves and a cheap children's princess costume! Bleck!

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
Community Member
4 months ago

no more covid

Karin
Community Member
4 months ago

For birthing breach calves. In style!

a Minecraft girl
Community Member
4 months ago

.....

Yana Friman
Community Member
4 months ago

Well...one could have doubts for $740, but free shipping definitely makes it worth buying!))

ren bandong
Community Member
4 months ago

When i make my high end meth...must wear

pro introvert
Community Member
4 months ago

... what the-

4glenn2
Community Member
4 months ago

looks like future American Horror Story outfit

4glenn2
Community Member
4 months ago

looks like American Horror Story outfit

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kermelbar Report

Jean Shultz
Community Member
4 months ago

She doesn't get it...wearing this reflects everything BACK to the snow!! It also blinds other skiers so they get out of your way! LOL!

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Peril_in_Pink Report

YourAveragePooh
Community Member
4 months ago

I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

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chinny_says Report

troufaki13
Community Member
4 months ago

"everyday objects"! lol

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nells7851 Report

YourAveragePooh
Community Member
4 months ago

Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

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TSatch17 Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

That's not how you put on a straight jacket.

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sashxmoni Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh boy

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jamiesanpedroo Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

For reals?

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jennyofohio Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

Broccoli is too trendy lately

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Rageagainstrepu Report

troufaki13
Community Member
4 months ago

That's one expensive raincoat!

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cdcast1991 Report

Asy EnderDragon
Community Member
4 months ago

?????????????????????????????????????

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Is_becca_marcus Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Super lame, actually Lamer than lame.

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Buncombian Report

Pigeon Witchcraft
Community Member
4 months ago

who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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drdpdo Report

Taradactyal
Community Member
4 months ago

I dont hate it

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_LokeyDokey_ Report

Friday
Community Member
4 months ago

Le rip off

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sarahjeanmaher Report

Jayne Kyra
Community Member
4 months ago

Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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lkc11225 Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 months ago

Hey whatever works for everyone

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Elizabe95140124 Report

thetacotruckman
Community Member
4 months ago

the long ass rain jacket?

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