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My name is Pierre Mortel and I’m a skeleton living in the French countryside. I’ve been drawing ever since I was barely a bone. Since I wasn’t good at it, I decided to focus on making up stories. Year after year I created many comics, until I came up with a character called Sadboy (see my previous post to read one of his adventures).

It’s a weird place where fruits and ducks talk, where people get brain transplants and sell used bananas. But deep down it’s a lot like our world. Now I’m exploring this universe through my art and comics, and I think it’ll take me a while.

More info: Instagram | Facebook | pierremortel.tumblr.com | pierremortel.com | twitter.com

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James Doe
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't EVER feed bread to ducks! It makes them sick and kills the fish, because it leads to an increase in algea that uses up the oxogen. Just Google it if you can't believe it. Just stop it!

Samantha Melnychuk
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We will now keep you in a habitat and toss you food chunks once daily after the reckoning.

Jonathan Labelle
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CVe7svYJb0

best turtle
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh my god this is a "what if" for radioactive ducks!

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Along the way, I meet a lot of cool artists whose work I like, and every time I try to collaborate with them. Some of these collaborations are in these comics, I recommend checking out their work if you liked mine!

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most disturbing mental image: Pinnochio, with his nose tied to the trigger of a rifle pointing at his head, saying "I want to live."

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the last panel reminds me of the long-necked guy from Aldera Junior High in MHA, honestly

    Daft
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont know if anybody has read it but this is basically pinocchio vampire slayer

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    THE GREAT PAPYRUS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Napstablook nooo don’t cry! Here have some cheer up spaghetti!

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you try to put someone down don't be surprised if they retaliate.

    I hope you’ll have fun in Sad City. Don’t ask me for the way out, I haven’t found it yet...

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    If you liked these comics, you can follow me on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook, and check out my frequent streams on Twitch!

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    Aisling Raye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty much the exact feeling I have anyone says "can we talk later?"

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not keep seeing someone, who would do such a thing to me.

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    Mia Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SO and I always end our calls to each other with " I love you". A few days ago his boss called him at home, they spoke for a few minutes, then SO goes "ok then, love you..." His horrified Pikachu face was hilarious as he realised. But, just like this guy, his boss was polite and, after a pause, said "...uh yeah, love you too..." My poor guy is still cringing about it, nearly a week later haha

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta hate it when that happens

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has the right to be cute, even death commandos.

    jk nbt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the new navy, and the new seal team. Things have changed the last 20 years.

    Firkin Dirkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hector victor in the sector lol

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    Adam Rindegård
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know why but i want to just see what would be in there.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here are more judgable covers: https://www.boredpanda.com/terrible-book-covers/

    Stormblessed&Stressed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't judge a book by its cover but you can judge it by the title

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. I have started reading some books with very exiting titles, which turned out to be rather boring when read.

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    Marissa Taylor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeahh.. the movie was way better :B

    Samantha Melnychuk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kink shaming slugs! They have it bad enough already 😂

    Rez Fidel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Slutty Slugs" Perfect couples costume for the next carnival..love it.

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    Vibe Check
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That horse has seen some things

    Londo Cotto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there is a little too much going on here . . .like, why is the artist drawn that way? Way to weird.

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    Aria Whitaker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just cant help but TWERK!! lololol

    Pualani Dalton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't help laughing at this one, dat booty shake at the end man

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why James downvoted for being a furry how many times do I have to say that not all furries are perverts omfg

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to specify that this comic isn’t attacking furries, it’s making fun of me being so desperate for a commission that I would even draw furry p*rn

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    Rosemary Janiak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a furry why must you insult furry's!?

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    that is really offensive. i myself am a furry and i hate this.

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    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a tiny cowboy hat under his hat-

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't call anyone shallow because they prefer their friends with skin.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like maybe this one didn't need to be there if it's censored haha

    Mia Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way, I think this one is fracking hilarious. Anyway, most of us here at BP are so used to the censorship, our brains edit it out and replace with the *forbidden* words 😜. Great work btw

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    Londo Cotto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with 'box ticking' sex? 'Did you cum, did we do doggy once or twice, did I do oral on you as foreplay or as after your orgasm . . . . . .GEEZUS, how about ENJOYING sex with a willing partner who wants you rather than doing a census afterwards.

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if that "Sausage Party" movie wasn't disturbing enough :P

    ChrisZAUR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...I might not ever eat tomatoes again

    Londo Cotto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a weird new trend and it's kinda indicative of how we manage to constantly find new depths to plumb . . . . . .

    The Last Demon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WILL NEVER EAT AGAIN (not that i do anyway)

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    Bexxxxx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so funny hahahahaha

    Kurzgesagtfan number 1229
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call yourself a temporary collection of atoms.🤣🤣

    Wonderful
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful name. It's just rolls off the tongue./s

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it was just a face transplant for another guy. Jeff is dead.

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    juice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he means he's pretending not to listen to the crying?

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    I'm pretending this is funny.

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    Linda van A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ever decided mice love cheese?

    Night Owl
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    Actually, mice don't really like cheese at all

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    Space whale
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More unrealistic body expectations! /J

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, the perfect woman doesn't look like that. The perfect woman is an alien, and is otherwise completely normal.

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you impostering an imposter?

    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's the first one to test the new airlock?

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    Mia Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q'Anon loonies are popping up in increasingly higher levels of power and influence fr tho...

    Jill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whoa. There. Fix it for you. :)

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    fu yu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but he was voted out.

    R Carson
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    Geeze reminds me of someone in government.

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch ouch ouch! And also: Poor bees

    Pommpeii
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda reminds me of happy tree friends

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    Zedrapazia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what he did with the banana, but what's the myth?

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean ... it's not like we couldn't learn a lot about this...

    Nadja Lambacher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just learned that there are green sapphires.

    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it green or is it blue? I don't care why do you?

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    Meme
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    4 years ago

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    This one too!

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easier to pick up your dog poop in concret than on the grass

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    Lukyan Terdal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S where I put that growth hormone.

    Meme
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    Yay first to comment on this one:D