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That one hits me hard. Watched it happen to my Great Grandmother. I suspect it runs in the family so she won't be the last.

Amen!

This is my new mantra!

Now that's fair. Best clear headed thinking solution.

Soooo much truth

Yes.

It's always fun to get each other up to date about all the chaos that has happened in our lives in between chats

Every evening I fall asleep on the couch for about 30 minutes before I go upstairs to bed to fall asleep

It’s the pre bed nap. A Napatizer!

I've heard a pre-sleep nap referred to as a snore d'oeuvres.

I don't know i'll sleep whenever and wherever i want but i'll ask my wife .... she should know

My method of getting to sleep is to try to remember lists of things in alphabetical order. I never get to Z. I try not to remember some of the things that have happened in the past.

My coach is my bed so...

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When you're on the couch, your body is calling the shots. When you go to bed, it's what the clock is dictating for you.

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I never fall asleep on the couch....I just can't. I can only fall asleep in my bed. I also can't fall asleep in cars, trains, planes and it's hard for me to sleep in hotels so yeah....vacations aren't very fun.

I feel this and my couch isn't even that comfortable

Couch sleep hits waaay different! I don't know why I bother getting up to get into bed most of the time.....end up wide awake laying in bed 🙄🙄🙄

Unfortunately my dog had her license revoked.

Obviously. During the day off you have work tomorrow.

It's not the money going out to inconsequentials, it's the fact that every generation since the boomers has been consistently underpaid.

Where do you ladies find these boyfriends? I need one of these!

Damnnn I can see that being me 😂

GENIUS!!!

#FACTS

A-friggin-men.

True that...

I do this sometimes!

and 2024, and 2025, and ... forever.

u wouldnt survive in the eastern culture..

My wife went into labor on Labor Day. She took it quite literally.

Was in Lidl the other day and a woman was wondering where the lettuce was. I pointed and said "Iceburg deåd ahead" I couldn't resist myself. We both laughed so all was good 👍

My mother also. Used to pick her up every Saturday for breakfast and shopping. Pulled in the driveway one beautiful summer day and she opened the door, holding her phone, saying "Oh...nevermind. She's here now." When she got in the car I asked who she was talking to and she said "The police." I asked WHY??? and she said because I was late and I was never late so she thought something happened. I replied that I had TOLD her I'd be late because I had a dentist appointment. She said "Ohhhh....that's right! Where do you want to go to eat?".

The circle of life

HAHAHA!

Prince of Tides anyone?

Nope, I'm a 63 year old Dad and I still do that.

Omg I feel this. My parents performed only the required parenting duties which did not include extra curriculars, displays of love, compassion, encouragement etc. and I love them but my adult life has been very difficult to navigate.

"Females" 😒

Well what's your plan for November then? Should use it well because it sounds like your only days off the whole year

"Ya went and broke my only rule" - line I love from song that was rhymed with "I refuse to be your fool"

Glad to know I'm not the only one

Brilliant plan! No questions here.

Guess what it cost? your ear

I tell my daughter this but she’s too busy hoping her bf is something he’s not so it goes in one ear and out the other. I hope she realizes before she puts ten years in waiting for change.

Yes.

My brother did that until he died 3 years ago. I aspire to his example.

Brutal but how is it boss problem ? 🤔

"It's good to know you are eating well."

His life flashed before his eyes the moment he said that

That's so sad. I want to send you a care package every rent day.

The problem is the „not“. Instead of saying „do not spend“ say „safe money“. Sometimes your brain just cannot process a „not“

My flatulence is going to *sparkle* tonight!

I'm at the wealth level where I have a panic attack and suck it up and get back to work in ten minutes. Yeah that happened today. Panic attacks suck.

Yes but you will have enough to make more than one sandwich