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Our generation takes a lot of time and pride in meme culture. An average millennial consumes 20-30 of them, which totals 30 minutes, every day. Thankfully, the supply is there too.
Sharing memes has become a way to express our experiences, opinions, and emotions while staying in touch with our community. The great thing about them is that there’s something for every situation we can all relate to. Uncomfortable with public speaking? There’s a meme about that. Colleagues at your office are getting on your last nerve? You’re not alone!
The Facebook group “Relatable Memes” we’re looking at today is a place where people can find solace in humorous posts about anything and everything. We’ve compiled a list of the best ones that are perfectly suitable for all generations. So don’t be shy; scroll down to get your daily dose of spot-on silly pictures that might make you smile and nod in agreement.
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#1
Kay Lyn Evans 1 year ago
I'm 49 and started driving at 16. I've never had any kind of accident. Obviously I'd call 911 if I got in a bad one, but if it was a small one, I'd have to call my husband for instructions.
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
And then people are like “Are you ok? ARE YOU OK!??!?!??” Let me just talk while my body is choking me to death!
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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago
Some sort of overflow value, or emergency flush button.
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Linda van A. 1 year ago (edited)
I laughed so hard. I have a swallowing problem, probably something hereditary, my grandmother had it and my mother had it and this is so relatable.
Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
Which is worse: this, or looking down and accidentally drooling on something?
Tabitha 1 year ago
Or even worse, the contents of your nose, which were bone dry a split second beforehand, suddenly become thin liquid when you look down. WTF? Where in the hell did THAT come from?
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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
Hey, don't ignore the saliva choke, okay???!!! It might be a sign that you're about to evolve into Gyarados XD
#3
Tabitha 1 year ago
And you can now start abjectly apologizing to me for doubting me and telling me I was dead wrong.
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the harbinger of doom (she/he) 1 year ago
everytime this happens my head just screams "I KNEW IT I WAS RIGHT MWAHAHA"!
Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
Yes! One of our clients years ago. An engaging and fun guy but I just didn't trust him. I refused to make changes for him unless he put it in writing. From that moment on we were tolerant of each other but he would always ask to speak to someone else. If everyone else was at lunch he would call back later. After about a year of increasing trouble our boss said to him "we're tearing up your contract and won't hold you to it. Find another supplier".
UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you) 1 year ago
Apropos image, since I’ve intensely disliked Simon Cowell from the first moment I heard the smarmy little baştard.
Kristal 1 year ago
Me and JK Rowling. Other HP fans would think I was insane. Turns out I'm just a genius :p
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
Right? I was sadly really into Potter in the beginning. But I started to notice some questionable things in the last few books. It was very clear she had very strong ideas about gender. It wasn't surprising to me at all that she came out as anti-trans given she seemed to view men and women as basically separate species and clearly held to very traditional gender views.
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Andy Cran 1 year ago (edited)
and what when your feelings are completely unwarranted,and that a person has been totally misjudged...one cannot rely on feelings alone they need to be applied with care caution and objective reasoning... remember the Salem witch trials accused were prosecuted on the basis of feelings
We love to giggle at memes and share them with our friends; there’s absolutely no shame in that. But have you ever wondered if they can be bigger than just little humorous pictures on the internet? In 2022, the global meme industry was valued at $2.3 billion and was expected to grow to $6.1 billion by 2025. It seems that these pictures can bring in surprising revenue for their authors and brands that use them.
#4
Iampenny 1 year ago
I remember getting strange looks in the train on the way to work, because the book I was reading was hilarious, and I laughed loudly at some parts, I just couldn’t help it. Some people were looking at me like I was some kind of weirdo, others found it amusing that I was so amused, and two people asked what book it was, because they needed a good laugh too.
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Cyber Returns 1 year ago
Happens to me all the time in public. Best way to get a seat to yourself on the bus
CryingChildKinnie 1 year ago
My mom always seems to think I'm thinking of something inappropiate when I randomly laugh. I'm not.
* * * Being_Cori * * * 1 year ago
when i am alone ?! this happens to me when i am in public as well ...
#5
Liesel Ryan 1 year ago
i just had back surgery and used my extendable back scratcher to grab my extendable grabber to grab my phone charger.
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Iampenny 1 year ago
It's all fun and games until you fall out of the bed and whack your head on the floor. Yes, I am speaking from experience (well, actually from multiple experiences, I'm clumsy and will never learn).
Jason 1 year ago
That's why you pile the pillows and weighted blanket on you as a counter weight
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I got what I call a Grabby Stick. It's a claw on a long stick with a handle and trigger on the end that you see litter collectors using in shopping centres. Bev keeps telling me off because I keep pinching her bum with it
1 year ago
I would literally rather break my neck than get up to grab something from the floor
BarkingSpider 1 year ago
Me yelling at my husband to grab my legs and pull me back up when I get stuck lol
S. E. in Indiana 1 year ago
Not me, I leave it there until somebody walks by and I tell them to hand it to me.
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
I had to give my mom a talk when this happened at 15 years old. I said, “mom I was just about to clean my room. Now that you’ve ordered me, now I don’t want to”…She laughed and said “Hate that for you. I bought a new duster!”…
Breadcrumb. 1 year ago
I learned to just do things and don't announce it before. Don't have to explain yourself if it doesn't work out.
Platforms like “MemeChat” and “Yepp” make it possible for creators to get some actual money out of them. For example, “Yepp” offers an in-app studio for anyone to make memes and shares 50% of their advertisement revenue with their users. The app’s mission is to provide an opportunity for people to monetize their sense of humor and grant them tools to make content easier. Similarly, “MemeChat” is working with brands to access the best memes and use them to promote their products. In return, the brands then pay the creators.
#7
Jason 1 year ago
I have one simple trick the grocery stores don't want you to know about that has worked for me for years to avoid this. Be poor.
Lee 1 year ago
And bruises to your legs from the insane Christmas shoppers ramming their trolleys into you! What is it about Christmas' the time people are supposed to be nicer, that brings out such aggression in shops?!
Cyber Returns 1 year ago
A bit of advice that will help people say no to frivolous buys. Most of the brands in these aisles are Aldi's own brands (Ambiano) and when they have a part break, you can't get a replacement part or send them off for repair. If you are lucky you might get a second hand part off eBay but that's it
Mike F 1 year ago
That's partly true, I bought a toaster oven from Aldi ~10 years ago. I paid $40 US for it and I use it almost every day. The timer tried to get a bit wonky on me, but I squirreled around with it and now it's fine. It has outlived 3 coffee makers and I love it.
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Timbob 1 year ago
What the kind of Aldi’s do you shop at ? Nothing like that in my store ! And mine has 6 aisles, so there is no middle aisle.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Aldi (in Germany) comes up with an assortment of deals twice a week (mon/thu). Ranges from pyjamas to mobile phones, sunglasses, shower heads, drill sets, cabinets, children's books, faux fur comforters, speakers, cast iron pots,... Usually quite affordable and good quality. They're generally displayed in two aisles in the middle of the store.
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Gandalf the Pink 1 year ago
Even worse when it just goes "Ok, card services :)" D:
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Simple trick that works on most systems... do nothing. It will usually connect you to a real person because it does not know what to do and has it programmed in. Sometimes it will repeat forever or hang up but the most common action it takes is to connect you to an operator
SuperChicken 1 year ago
We used to be able to hit 0, and it takes us to a human being to talk to. Not, anymore.
Steve Robert 1 year ago
"I don't understand. Did you want payments? No? Let's try this again. Did you want payments? I didn't understand. Good bye.
Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago
Every time I call Xfinity. I hate how they ID my number and pronounce my name like it's a threat. Then it takes 40 minutes to get around the loop of numbers to finally get to a person after it hangs up prematurely 6 times, thinking the issue is resolved.
Leave Me Alone 1 year ago
My dad went ballistic on one of these yelling over and over "I WANT TO TALK TO A PERSON YOU DUMB@SS"
#9
BitchinintheBurgh' 1 year ago
Getting up to pee and realizing I still have hours to sleep is best feeling ever!
Sans Serif 1 year ago
For me now though, I'll also need to get up again at 6 to pee again. Still, lovely to realize you're hours away from rising...
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Interestingly, the most profitable meme to date is "Disaster Girl,” which sold for more than $573,000 at auction. In 2021, Zoe (the one in the picture) decided to exchange her involuntary fame by selling the image as an NFT (non-fungible token). She retained the copyright, which allowed her to authenticate and monetize her work. From now on, in addition to the money she received, she will continue to get 10 percent of future sales. So, while this meme might have started as a harmless photo, it has since become a source of amusement for millions and a great source of income for its creator.
#10
Ariom Dahl 1 year ago
Used to watch him in Unit One before he got famous. :)
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Desiree Meredith 1 year ago
Why is every frame sexier than the last?It's discombobulating...
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BossyCloud 1 year ago
To be fair, most tasks have been on the list for months so completely any of them is an achievement
#11
Jason 1 year ago
I have bad hearing. I want to know what you said it's just embarrassing for all of us if I ask "what?" More than once
Panda Boi 1 year ago
And they talk even more softly the 2nd and 3rd time.
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Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
Usually when you’re in deep thought, or doing something you really need to concentrate on, and you’re tuning everything else out so you can do that, and their question pulls you out of that deep thought/concentration, so you need a couple seconds to switch gears and start tuning back in to hear them—-only by then they’ve blurted out all the important stuff so you don’t even know WTF they’re talking about. But they have the nerve to get all pissy at you? How about getting my attention FIRST?
LizzieBoredom 1 year ago (edited)
"What?". "I SAID THE KOBAYASHI PEPPER FLUME IS IGNITING IN FLABBABSTATION".
That Person 1 year ago
I have to ask “What?” Like 5 times and then give up and pretend to hear you
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
I do this when I have my regular zone outs. My wife just says “You didn’t listen to a word I said, did you?” Me: “I love you.”
#12
Marnie 1 year ago (edited)
I was misdiagnosed for decades because of a similar cycle. Do nothing because I have executive functioning disorder (part of being autistic). Being depressed because I do nothing. They kept trying to fix the depression that was obviously - to them - causing me to do nothing. It only took 25 years of knowing they were wrong before I finally had a name for it and got confirmation. (Actually, I was told I had "moderate executive functioning impairment" in my 30s, but nobody bothered to explain what it meant, and since I had great difficulty communicating (see: autistic), I didn't know how to ask.) I feel for anyone who is in this loop, whether it's depression, or whatever the root cause is.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Becoming inactive because of the pain from my chronic condition- pain being worse because I'm inactive!
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Hey just remember: whatever you have to do, do not worry, there’s always tomorrow…
However, it wouldn’t be possible to monetize memes in the first place without the vast number of people who consume and share them. According to the latest survey, 31% of respondents admitted to sharing memes on their social media and chat apps. They also reach quite a wide audience, with 75% of internet users between the ages of 13 and 36 sharing these pictures. Additionally, it appears that 38% of social media users follow meme accounts. As the popularity of memes shows no signs of slowing down, it is clear that they are here to stay.
#13
sunnxflowerr.zip 1 year ago
"of course!" *ten seconds later* *deep breaths* "katherine, i'm giving you five seconds to run."
#14
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Interviewer: Ok, so far so good. Any questions on your part? Me: *long sigh* No, it's just... this could've been an e-mail.
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
“You’re hired. Make sure you’re here for the 7am meeting! Glad to have you aboard!”
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Yes, I have a question. What are the opportunities for training, advancement, or having a disability-worthy slip 'n' fall?
Steve Robert 1 year ago
One of the qualifications for a job in Customer Service. Put them on hold for twenty minutes, and then disconnect the cal.
#15
Your Local Weeb 1 year ago
Everyday i say “Ok bai bai i will now fly to the TV” but no. I read the GC’s entire convo
Of course, this information hasn’t slipped the eyes of marketing strategists. Memes reach about ten times more people and have 60% engagement compared to regular visuals in advertising campaigns. Because they are funny and relatable, people automatically tend to share them more. For companies looking to reach a broader audience on a tight budget, these pictures may be an effective way to do so. To create a meme that is successful and resonates with the viewers takes craftsmanship, but when done correctly, it can be a powerful marketing tool.
#16
Connie Martin 1 year ago
This photo hurts my heart no matter how many times I see it. I hope she's happy, wherever she is
#17
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
You are 100% never too old for a sugar daddy. However I have a job I enjoy so thank you.
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 1 year ago
I don't have the body for a sugar daddy, no qualifications for a job that pays enough but I need to provide for my land snails
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Ezigma 1 year ago
This is how the 'running in circles around the living room' starts. And where you learn remote control yoga!
Ashlyn Ward 1 year ago
And also how the remote gets lost because you try to steal and / or hide it so the other can’t change what your watching
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My cats have learnt to sit in front of the sensor when they think it's time for dinner.
Cyber Returns 1 year ago (edited)
HA! A true sibling learns how to be the remote control ninja and becomes able to change channel undetected and no one can find the remote control on you even if they strip searched you
Furthermore, memes have also outperformed advertising campaigns in terms of click-through rate (CTR). The average CTR for a marketing campaign is approximately 6%, whereas strategies including funny and relatable pictures reach 19%. This is measured by the number of clicks the ad receives divided by the number of times it's shown. Besides, 60% of people say that they would be more likely to buy from a company that uses memes in their advertising. The use of them helps the brand appear more modern, tap into popular culture, and effectively communicate messages in a bite-sized and lighthearted way that makes people keep coming back for more.
#19
Cyber Returns 1 year ago (edited)
Well discovered and known fact. Everything with a mic and internet access is listening to you. Alexa (think about the wake word... how does it know you said Alexa if it wasn't listening) Smart TVs, mobile phones etc. Just to target ads based on what you say. My problem is the ads are also targeting the things the voices in my head say
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
Smart tvs are also reporting everything you watch back to the manufacturer unless you have deliberately removed permission for pixel tracking. They aren't allowed to record what programs or services you are using directly, so they track which pixels are lit and their AI works out exactly what you're screening. This works for any content, whether from your laptop, streaming service, mirrored from another screen, external drive - you name it. This is not paranoia on my part, this is fact.
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Mario Strada 1 year ago
For a while I put an old android phone next to my Alexa playing old BBC radio dramas on shuffle. I am dying of curiosity to see what that did to the algorithm.
Lauora 1 year ago
I'm going to do the same. I'll target my Alexa show that seems a little too aware!!
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Kathleen Pearlman 1 year ago
That happens with the Lockhorns in the comics. We think they have a camera in various place. One we have framed is - "They're a mixed marriage - he's from New Jersey and she's not"
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Jason 1 year ago
I was confused when the bank gave me a mortgage for my first house. Like y'all know how much money this is? Where do I put my easy bake oven?
Cyber Returns 1 year ago
I feel like a kid in an adult suit pretending to be an adult that has just realized he is 3 racoons in a trench coat and a Stetson
Princess Mar-li Cathryn 1 year ago
I'm ten years older and still pretending...
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Duvet Woman 1 year ago
Recently I was in the car with 3 young adults, the driver being my husband's daughter who had recently passed her driving test. She hit a stag which ran off butcwas obvious injured and the front of her car was trashed. They were all understandably hysterical and inconsolable. Obviously I had to do some major adulting and sort out the whole mess. It was all I could do to not get back in that car and cry and shake uncontrollably with them.
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Cyber Returns 1 year ago
I use scissors. I chop up the clothing because it is beyond saving and I have lost my temper with it. Then I buy a new one hoping it wont happen again
As we can see, memes have become big business. There’s even a term “meme coin” that is used to refer to cryptocurrencies named after characters, individuals, animals, artwork, and other viral trends. It gains support from enthusiastic online traders and is generally intended to be fun. You can invest in currencies like Pepe coin, Dogecoin, and Shiba Inu coin. They profit from the community’s participation, humor, and social media and are often designed not to have any specific use. However, just like other investments, it can be highly risky, as it usually targets younger people to obtain profits.
#22
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
Because at THAT moment they probably didn't want anything. Now they do.
#23
Ezigma 1 year ago
I had a fluffy cat that looked like him named after him and one now named Ludo!
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PiAnisum 1 year ago
This would be for me the physical form of my anxiety at 3 am knowing I have to stand up again at 7am
Cyber Returns 1 year ago (edited)
When you sit on a dark crystal shard by accident and realize you have to explain it to the ER nurse who will nod her head and say "Suuuure you did. It's the third time this week"
#24
Annabel Wood 1 year ago
or me when someone says something completely normal and i make it dirty
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
"....in bed!" --me during the entire 90s decade
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
That line between bursting into tears and laughing is really thin sometimes!
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ are similar. Except at a funeral
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LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
But I never get to stay there! It's gotta be better than this dimension.
Cyber Returns 1 year ago
I always end up with an alien language randomly appearing in my vision
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago
Mine looks like spinning neon-yellow squares
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Mr. Nurse Man 1 year ago
Phosphenes! Like I’m having a visual acid trip just from rubbing my eyes for a few seconds.
What started as an online niche phenomenon has infiltrated the mainstream and even started to influence purchasing habits. But what is the future of the meme industry? Reflecting on "MemeCon2022" (yes, a whole convention for memes), the head at Meta, Ricky Sans, says that they have infinite possibilities. Instagram expects creators to push the boundaries of new formats through experimentation. Lastly, the memes for ads are likely to grow further as companies look for new ways to reach younger audiences. The industry will only get more extensive and competitive, so if brands want to stand out, they'd better start refining their meme-crafting skills now.
#26
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
This is my cat. I'm not allowed to talk to other cats, much less pet them.
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Have you not sniffed me enough??? TheGoodBoi: “Nope. Working on their first born child’s name…”
#27
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
But it's not like those fish who can't stop moving...you can stop eating for up to ten minutes under the right conditions
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That shiba looks smug. But that cake is NOT good for its health
Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
Not good for mine either but I would do exactly the same.
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#28
Multa Nocte 1 year ago
Yeah. Uh-huh. "By accident." Oops, it just all fell in my mouth when I wasn't looking. 🤣
WindySwede 1 year ago
Just what you (not you-you I mean! 👍) would say at the emergency room, after you fell on something...
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WHADDAYAMEAN?! There's nothing inside the circle! /s
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#29
JJ 1 year ago
Yep. Then mum cut my hair short, very short from hip length. ...haven't had short hair since and started buying conditioner myself when I was 10-ish. I also wish tangle teezers would've been available back then...
nomnomborkbork 1 year ago
Tangle tweezers?? That sounds horrid! I too had hip length hair, which my mom braided every morning. She'd pull it so tight, it wasn't until nightfall that I could blink properly. She'd never cut it.
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Im pretty sure she was tryna pull my hair out so she wouldnt have to deal with it honestly. The pain 😭
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
My mum hated it when I and my sister did ballet. It was hard getting us to stay still when doing our hair
Strega Nonna 1 year ago
This was my grandmother, for sure. I remember falling asleep with bubblegum in my mouth and it wound up in my hair in the morning. She took a metal comb to my hair and OH THE TORTURE!
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
I'm a dad who sometimes brushes his kids hair. It would have hurt no matter what, but it would hurt less if you sat still, or if you let her stay on time instead of waiting until you were late, and she wanted you to start doing it for yourself anyway!
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SuperChicken 1 year ago
I know. The funny thing is, they never listened to me - now, they did?
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* * * Being_Cori * * * 1 year ago
when you are not a morning person - but as per society the start of the day is the morning
#32
Nurichwersonst 1 year ago
Yes. Because... have you ever accidentally stabbed that spiky thingy in your eyeball? 👀
Multa Nocte 1 year ago
I do admit, we move our lips about as if that will make the mascara go where we want it to.
Janette Bruck 1 year ago
I actually trained myself to keep my mouth closed when putting on mascara lol
That Person 1 year ago
People be wearing more makeup than face these days in middle & high school
#33
SuperChicken 1 year ago
What's with the servers and their timing? They always seem to watch me take that bite, then decide to come over to ask if everything's ok or if I need anything else.🤦♀️😁
Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
Why bother asking? If it tastes terrible my mouth will not be full.
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David 1 year ago
If they are a good server I give them a thumbs up type response so they are socially free to move on. If they are a bad server I stare at them and chew until my mouth is empty so I can respond. That forces them to either wait or to walk away, acknowledging they didn't actually care. And no, I'm not generally a "D" to servers. But I dislike the ones who are obviously being disingenuous. The ones who do things like ask you a question as they are walking by but don't actually slow down to hear the answer.
Sans Serif 1 year ago (edited)
Travel guide level 'restauranting' psychology, David...
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Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
Honestly, back in the day you could just browse the Internet without being questioned about cookies.
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago
Yeah. Just change the oil. I don't want your $3000 repair list.
Donna Peluda 1 year ago
They tried to pull that on me. Normally I do most servicing on my car but one day I was in a hurry to get oil changed. The mechanic told me my brake pads were worn. And he couldn't let me drive the car like that. I told him to get the car out off the facoking lift and get out the foorking way cos' I ain't got no brakes!!
Bobby 1 year ago
"Well we can't let you leave without these repairs" I love when they say this. At least where I'm at its illegal for a mechanic to hold your vehicle unless it's because of payment. Great now give that to me in writing and I'll get this repair super cheap(corporate just waives the charge as "settlement")
Michael Fernandez 1 year ago
Well, you should check your maintenance schedule beforehand, as some items they’ll suggest are legitimate.
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
and would be much more expensive if you leave them to fester
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Kira Trepanier 1 year ago
I would call my mechanic brother and just have him help me, dang greedy bastards
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Me. A mechanic of cars, boats, and small aircraft: “Shhhhhhhhhhhh. I know. I know. I just didn’t feel like changing my own oil…”
#36
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I'm trying D: my partner thinks my body "frame" is "meant" to be no more than 115 lbs... I'm 165 lbs XD (5'5")
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
There’s a certain window of not-totally-skinny that more people need to learn to love.
Natalie Kelsey 1 year ago
I'm comfortable the way I am. And the way I am is "eats what is tasty when hungry" and "weighs whatever I weigh".
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
But where is the point at which you’re no longer happy with your weight or health because you chose short-term happiness in the form of food too frequently?
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago (edited)
What if I told you...that you can be within a healthy range and still enjoy a burger.
#37
That Person 1 year ago
Mah brain don’t got motivation to do its job well cuz it knows if I could I woulda fired it a long time ago
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
You couldn't smoothe a silk sheet of you had a hot date with a.......I lost my train of thought
Pink Panda 1 year ago
I've been driving my husband nuts recently cause I keep forgetting what I'm saying mid sentence. Or I had something to tell him and can't remember. I'd blame baby brain but I don't think i can get away with that forever.
#38
OmMi 1 year ago
I said "Wait!" to a coworker instead of "just give me a second" when she called me. Its been three days and its still on my mind
CryingChildKinnie 1 year ago
Me when I say something to someone and realize it sounded mean two hours later:
Kari Panda 1 year ago
Or two seconds later. I once jokingly told a cashier I came back to her shop because she had been so friendly before (I just had forgotten an item and was embarrassed about it, hence the stupid joke). The moment the words left my mouth, I realised she thought that it was sarcasm and that I was bullying her. I felt sooo bad about it… (Also for clarification, I‘m female and my husband was with me. I was not flirting with her.)
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Ruth Harper 1 year ago
And here in Texas, we're somehow now getting fall here in December. The trees are beautiful.
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Cyber Returns 1 year ago
Grind the insolent tree feather under foot for it has defied it's true purpose!
#40
the harbinger of doom (she/he) 1 year ago
WITH SATAN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE (comment below if you know which musical this line is from!)
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Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
By having an A+ in every other subject.
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Jason Marshall 1 year ago
This! The moment they brought apples and oranges into math I tapped out
The Redhead 1 year ago
I've always said numbers should stay with numbers, letters should stay with letters, & shapes should stay with shapes.
Kathleen Pearlman 1 year ago
Ah, yes. WORD problems. Notice they're never misspelled - it's collusion between Math and English teachers.
David Paterson 1 year ago (edited)
The alphabet in maths doesn't faze me. This is an example of what does faze me in mathematics: "The table of small parameters of completely regular (CR) codes in Hamming graphs H(n,q). The most uplifting result is the existence of a {13,6,1;1,6,9}-CR code in H(n,2), n≥13. We also establish the non-existence of a {11,4;3,6}-code and a {10,3;4,7}-code in H(12,2) and H(13,2). A partition of the complement of the quaternary Hamming code of length~5 into 4-cliques is found. Additionally we discuss the parameters {24,21,10;1,4,12} of a putative completely regular code in H(24,2) and show the nonexistence of such a code in H(8,4). "
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
On the bright side, worrying about this sort of garbage stops mathematicians from taking over the world - or, in fact, ever reproducing
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
My parents call me a vampire because I almost never leave the house while the sun is out. :) Or ever really, but usually not during the day.
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Donna Peluda 1 year ago
Yea, I had a one night stand that went wrong, been married for 10 years.
White Sauce Hot Sauce 1 year ago
When you only wanted a sugar daddy and green card, but your husband ends up being the President.
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Dogcat vet (retired) 1 year ago
reminds me of the post where the husband sent out pics of an alien in the US...and the wife finally found out.
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Charles McChristy 1 year ago
If you need bail call someone else. Everything else can wait until 7am.
Octavia Hansen 1 year ago
I used to be the one people would call . . . but they were NEVER there for me. Now I sleep the sleep of the just not being available anymore.
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
My wife. I had to do a “find my iPhone” ping on her phone, she called seconds after that *face palm*
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Mila Preradović 1 year ago
One lip balm in bathroom, one in living room, one in car, one in office, one in every-day bag, one in party-purse, one in jogging waist-pack, one in laptop backpack, one in 28L hiking bacpack, one in 40L hiking backpack, one in beach bag, one at my parent's house, one in kid's schoolbag, I think that's all🙈
SuperChicken 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHA! Are you my twin? I'm the same way, lip balm everywhere... and hand lotion, for having bad dry skin.
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BatPhace 1 year ago
3 in my purse, 3 on my nightstand, one on every end table and the coffee table, I live in arizona so the car isn't a good idea most of the year
Mila Preradović 1 year ago
Point. My car lip balm is always one of those liquid ones so it doesn't melt but our summer sure is different than Arizona summer
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Green Machine 1 year ago
OMG I've told my mom things very personal, asked her to keep it close to the chest, only to get a text from family members (yes plural) about it within a day or two. Sigh... lol I love her but c'mon.
David 1 year ago
It only happened once or twice and she "got it" but - me telling my mom something personal, my mom later informing me how she put it out to the prayer chain so folks could be praying about it. "If I wanted strangers to know bout it I'd tell them."
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Chelsea McKee 1 year ago (edited)
Honestly. I stopped talking a long time ago, I'm in my 30s now.
Joshua 1 year ago
It's funny. I don't tell my mom secrets, but anything I want disseminated to the rest of the family. On one hand, it's kind of annoying because they ask her how I'm doing rather than texting or calling to ask me directly. On the other hand, I guess I should be happy they think about me even if it's indirectly.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
There are 3 types of communication, telegraph, telephone, and tell your mother.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
My dogs will do this thing where they will be growling at each other over a spot on the couch or something and I'll yell at them to stop (there's always plenty of room since they are tiny). Then as I'm turning away, one will let out the last growl quietly
Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Mine does it all by himself. I tell him to quit barking, though in different words & he does but then whines 1st, then walks away grumbling. Definitely cracks me up. He's about the age of a teenager.
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Today I was at school and dropped the breakfast donut (bacon donut my favorite btw) and some eight grader whispered "f-ing idiot" but they actually said the f word and I say, turning around and looking like a world class rage monster, "I'm sorry I didn't hear that SAY THAY AGAIN" and they back off like "Jesus h Christ"
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
Well, you're the Head Teacher, they owe you a bit of respect
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Lee Henderson 1 year ago
I am not even going to ask where his right hand is....
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ravn 1 year ago
It might have something to do with his 4 finger to her 3...
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David Paterson 1 year ago
It isn't a #1 because it uses the word "child" instead of "husband".
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Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
If you know who this is, it's definitely something she'd say during a speed dating session.
DarkGlassSphere 1 year ago
That classical- and I slowly gliding my gaze from top to the bottom... 💥
Mardie Mohamed 1 year ago
I am actually doing this at the moment.. Hated the fact he wear crocs, but everything else about him made me fall...
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Cyber Returns 1 year ago
I woke up to a cold wet sensation in the small of my back only to find Cleo had climbed under the duvet with us to get warm (nights are cold now and she usually sleeps on the bed with us) She booped me in the back with her nose to get me to move over
kath morgan 1 year ago
My cat was actually sitting on ME this morning, he loves my husband more so it was a rare and precious thing. But I had to get up 😭
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David Paterson 1 year ago
They're asking for my senior citizens card, right. To prove that I can get a seniors discount.
WindySwede 1 year ago
Last time at the 'Systembolaget', not that I have as smooth voice as Mr Freeman though..
Kathleen Pearlman 1 year ago
I got a bottle of liqueur (fancy, but small) at a liquor store where the couple in front of me was arguing about needing to show their IDs. The clerk told them he didn't care if they looked27, he still needed their IDs. So I walk up to the counter, get ready to get my ID out and he says to me, "You want a bag for that?" Yeah, I am over 27, dammit
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Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
And then you look on the app and find five more "pending" charges 😩
Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Email from Amazon.."you still have items in your basket."
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It's that bloke, Bill. Every time I open my wallet some one shouts "BILLS!" and all my money is gone
Terry Tobias 1 year ago
Rent, utilities, phone, insurance, cat food, cat litter, dog food, household stuff, subscription services, and if I'm lucky: a bottle of wine to drown my sorrows.
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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago (edited)
I've seen this before, iirc the "frosting" is mashed potatoes
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Prime rib is the way to my heart. Take my money and leave the Au Jus in a silver cup…
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UnpopularPanda 1 year ago
Because it's 8pm and your eyes are probably closed lol
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Jack Burton 1 year ago
You know a Meme is bad when the chosen picture have absolutely no importance...
Susie Elle 1 year ago
When you're me: require absolute silence to relax OR demand being sensory overstimulated because the mixture of dopamine and adrenaline is my fuel
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Sky Render 1 year ago
Out here an "affordable" 1BR1BA starts at that and only goes up from there. Getting out of the apartment game was a good move...
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David Paterson 1 year ago
My Christmas lights have been up since before Covid. There's no point in taking them down between Christmases. I'd only have to put them up again.
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No cuz i style it and it still looks like ive been dragged through the forest by a gang of racoons 😭
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
This, gang of raccoons, did one of them wear a fedora? I want it back…
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PiAnisum 1 year ago
Ok, what went through this doors making it look like this??? Godzilla, T-Rex...???
WindySwede 1 year ago
Just someone that can't stand tickling here: Cute_grey_kitten.jpg 
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Well the sign above the door says to run through the opening. Not my fault there were doors in the way :(
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Delenn 1 year ago
I have just breakfast so right now this is disgusting for me, so I am going to save this image to enjoy it right before lunch
Sue User 1 year ago
I havent had breakfast and my phone is still in bedtime mode ( everthing is grey ) but this is still making me hungry.
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Ahhh the little bags of molten lava beside the cosmic brownies. I believe they’re called, pizza rolls?
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LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
Is she letting an argument go, or is she "losing" the argument? Sorry, not sorry - needed to be done.
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Kiss Army 1 year ago
I used to lay on the floor and my son would roll his cars and trucks over my back - it was awesome!
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