Memes are more than just entertainment. If you scroll through Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, then you've surely noticed how mainstream they've become—memes dominate our newsfeeds more than actual news itself. Whether they come as images or videos, they can be political, satirical, comical, pretty much anything you can imagine, and they not only make us laugh, but have the ability to identify a common feeling, experience, or opinion as well. I mean, how many times have you seen a funny meme and thought 'that is so me'? And then tagged your friend in the comments? It's this that makes memes such a popular cultural phenomenon: they're both personal and universal. To see what I mean, scroll through this relatable memes list compiled by Bored Panda—you'll see that even seemingly harmless, funny memes can open up doors to more serious topics.
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I know right? This somehow always seems to happen when other people are around.
Load More Replies...Oh my gosh so I've been walking in high heels for years. I have zero issues with it, BUT when I wear heels in public... any kind of heel, even a wedge... I'm 100% fine until I walk past another person. And the moment someone looks at me, I trip in a way that *very much* looks like I have *no idea* how to walk in heels. 😳
Me, when I try to display my literal ability to type 90 wpm (which no ome believes) and then wkhfbsoxbwixebsixnbfbdi
The term meme was coined in 1976 by British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in his work The Selfish Gene. Dawkins conceived of memes as the cultural parallel to biological genes and considered them, in a manner similar to "selfish" genes, as being in control of their own reproduction, thus serving their own ends.
I just have to laugh at some of the advertisements I see on YouTube. What makes them think that I would buy a new sports car when I can't even afford the ad-free version of the app?
I've been using it for a year and I like it. There are a lot of content worth litstening
I use it too. Mostly because I hate the ads. The family version allows my kids and hubby to use it too.
Load More Replies...I was going to say grain but I misspelled it as Grian. My have the turns have tabled
I love this comment on so many levels! Grian is my favorite Hermit and The Office is my favorite fall back TV show. You have officially won the day!!
Load More Replies...Especially when your blooming cat is sitting on it!
Load More Replies...Or realizing USBs have a 3rd dimension we're not aware of. Try & plug it in, won't go, flip it over, still won't go, flip it to (what you're 110% convinced is) the first side you tried, and voila!!
Load More Replies...This is one of the advantages of being less than 5 feet tall, there IS no short side.
As soon as my blanket starts to move because of my husband trying to cocoon in it, I get a death grip on it. No more waking up blanket less.
Sometimes I’ll wake up in the middle of the night and my blanket will be rapped around me, and I can never get untangled from it Ps it’s been 3 years since it last happened, and I’m still stuck!
So in those terms, memes carry information, are replicated, and are transmitted from one person to another, and have the ability to evolve. Memes mutate at random, undergoing natural selection, and can take a variety of forms, such as an idea, a skill, a behaviour, a phrase, or a particular fashion.
I feel this. I know this. This is me. The Simpsons once again predicted me, just like they predicted Trump and Harris
My life right now. Stress induced insomnia sux a**e. If it isn’t one thing, it’s another.
I know and also when u look in the mirror and u look amazing but on camera you look awful
I'm like that but for the camera. I look good in the mirror but ugly on camera - I hate being unphotogenic.
And also if you try to record your voice it sounds like your voice from 3 years ago (or is that just me?)
Its the front-facing camera on my phone for me. Im always paranoid I will take an accidental screenshot and send it to everyone I've ever dated.
haha this but with stray cats. There are many around and when one sit by me, of course cannot leave xD
If it's a stray, then you have been privileged with a blessed event. Definitely can't leave
Load More Replies...If Keanu is your spirit animal, you're a better human than me.
LMAO. I have a thing where I don't scratch my face (and I always get an itch RIGHT THEN) or my hair as I pass someone driving -paranoid they think I flipped them off.
The replication and transmission of a meme occurs when one person copies cultural information from another person. It is carried out primarily by means of verbal, visual, or electronic communication, ranging from books and conversation to television, e-mail, or the Internet. Naturally, those memes that are most successful in being copied and transmitted become the most prevalent within a culture.
Trying to pretend you don't need to go, and you're all warm and comfy, but you know you Will. Need. To. Go.
This, nearly every night! We bought a house that has automatic lights in the bathroom and I hate it so much. I always used to just pee in the dark to keep my tiredness and this really doesn't help. It's been nearly four years and I'm still not a fan.
Even in an unfamiliar house, I would rather stumble around in the dark than turn the light on and wake myself up too much.
Load More Replies...I solved that problem by putting a nightlight in the bathroom -- it's just bright enough to see the toilet.
did that at my physician's suggestion. also take a tryptophan capsule [a melatonin precursor]. between the two of them, I manage to get back to sleep. try it, Yoda.
Load More Replies...This is so relatable.When I was younger I would wake up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. And I would try to squint and close my eyes and keep the light off to try to prevent me from feeling not tired and not feeling like magnets are attracting my eyelids together.
I get so invested in my books or catch up tv that I lose track of the time completely. One minute it will only be 7:30pm and the next it is almost midnight.
I thought you said “7:30 AM and the next it is almost midnight” and that’s just more relatable for me. Especially when I read. Lol
Load More Replies..."Me calculating how much work I can accomplish if I watch one more episode"
It's a trap! You'll always want one more episode after "one more episode"
Must be at least 12 characters, at least 1 upper and 1 lower case, at least 1 special character, can not contain consecutive numbers, can not contain repeating characters, no common words, no common names, can not be the same as the last 10 passwords, expires in 30 days. Welcome to my hell.
“Expires in 30 days” must be annoying as hell to use this.
Load More Replies...I tried to sign into my account the other day. Took me about nine tries to get into my account, then realized I forgot the space
Yesss- - and when you hit the 'FORGOT PASSWORD?' button and need to change it the next question is 'ENTER PRIOR PASSWORD' ... makes no sense!
I totally get this, especially when it comes to working with wood and fondant (not together) Not as easy as it looks.
Me with craft ideas in the middle of class vs. me with essay ideas when the essay is due in 2 hours
Bit of good advice I was given & try to follow - scribble down art/craft ideas whenever & wherever they occur (in a note/sketchbook, on a phone. Written or drawn or both.) Even if you don't do anything with the idea, it becomes a good place to refer to & a basis to inspire other ideas from.
Load More Replies...I definitely have more enthusiasm than skill when it comes to crafts, but that's not going to stop me having a go!
Enthusiasm is incredibly important! Skill comes through practice & hard work. With enough enthusiasm to keep you motivated and working at it, your skill level will increase :)
Load More Replies...I actually just buckled down and SEWED THAT HAT two days ago. It felt good actually doing something. But mostly this meme is true.
As someone who plays Minecraft daily I get the feeling.(Unless you meant actual crafts.)
Watching this while I'm on a video meeting with a potential client, leaving my colleague do the talk is so soooo relatable 🤣🤣🤣
And I literally cringe through the entire phone call, hearing my echo as well and I just want to die of shame
Arrgh, I hate the echo too, and I stop talking while I'm listening to it - makes the call a tad disjointed!
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Load More Replies...Army!!! Borahae, i have this meme downloaded on my phone
Load More Replies...Actually, it probably hasn't finished loading, but rather when you stop it, the browser renders what it has loaded so far. Still doesn't make it feel any better though.
This dude right here (seokjin) is the funniest person in the world. By the way this is just so true, it happened to me at school ^o^
The exploration of relationships between cultural evolution, cultural transmission, and imitation has led to interesting theories about memes. For example, various ideas have emerged about the nature of memes, wondering if they are beneficial, neutral, or harmful.
It’s not a competition, you’re missing the point just to brag.
Load More Replies...I read a lot of books in elementary and middle school but now that I’m in high school whenever I look at a book my brain jus shuts off.
Yup. Read all those books in short time. Can't remember even one.
I once read a 1400 page book in four minutes and twenty-seven seconds!!
Dude. I read 1200 page novels in one day. Granted I get schoolwork done fast
Like walking out of Target without buying anything.
Load More Replies...ER Physician: "And how exactly did you manage to twist your ankle and break your wrist at the same time?" (from personal experience)
If you fall from those things, you really need to practice more. Go on, do it. It's important for your health! 😉
Load More Replies...Totally. Never too old, and anyway, you should always test your balance, especially when you turn older. It's mandatory for staying fit longer.
Load More Replies...Because this is all the fun you're gonna get with all the lockdowns
No matter how many times I tell my mom I can’t hear her with my headphones on it’s the only time she seems to want to talk to me
As soon as you finish using your headphones, the person leaves you alone.
I don’t know why the “oh they’re wearing headphones” never seems to click
(In the sweetest voice ever) yes? (In my mind) SHUt UP AND GEt AWAY FROM Me SO I CAN WATCH SOME FREAKING MINECRAFT VIDS!!!
I had to do this today ;-; It was annoying- I was listening to Trippie Redd aka my favorite music artist of all time and always will be :>
Yes! I thought I was the only one, it always hurts my back!
Load More Replies...Hahahahaha. I yell "FUCCCK. I did it again! each time. (Not to the tune of Britney's song...)
Apparently they took him to the police station, where he was given a stern talking to and a free cupcake
Load More Replies...Nothing to see here. Go on. We're justing playing monopoly. Even tho there's no board
Remember kids, don't beat up the younger sibling, They have unholy powers
For example, some scholars say memes may be interpreted as being inherently harmful because they are parasites or viruses of the mind; once assimilated into the human mind, their chief purpose becomes their own replication, with humans having little or no control over them.
Cats in the wild: "Mmm, a week-old roadkill" Cats at home: "Is there beef in this kibble? I'm allergic"
Also cats inside...I will only poop on the finest most absorbent lightweight expensive cat litter. Cats outside...craps inside my ornamental grass plants.
Load More Replies...Houseplants: "You did not water me at 3.27 sharp, therefore I must die." Wild plants: "Oh look, a crack in the concrete!"
Normal people: “mmm noice music” Me with perfect pitch and perfect rythym: “is this beat off or that note off? I’m allergic”
I'm the opposite, people will bring me their almost dead plants and they just...recover. I don't even do anything special. But I must say that owning a cat has kinda ended my relationship with plants....she'll kill them all
Load More Replies...This is why I love dandelions they are natures true survivors. (and they're medicinal.)
It is usually the one with the brakes. When people try to move the trolley with the brake on, the tyre gets ruined, and then it becomes the bad apple.
Does anyone ever have the one cart with a random piece of hair caught in the wheel?
This is why I always grab a cart in the parking lot on my way in. I can test it before I get stuck using it in the store. Of course if it doesn't work the next one is a crap shoot too and sometimes they work fine until you put weight in them. Still, it gives me a fighting chance.
Me, Who has an irish accent, trying to pronounce any of the above. Screenshot...01-png.jpg
Aaawwww- the pain in the kitty's eyes! I am so sorry. I bet you sound beautiful though.
Load More Replies...English isn't hard...but occasionally you will have to deal with crap like this.
People who like to say "English isn't hard" are always the worst at speaking it.
Load More Replies...English can be hard for native English speakers, especially when there are different types of English. Try reading this https://pages.hep.wisc.edu/~jnb/charivarius.html
English is like %30 words that are the same spelled differently (not really but...)
Then there's: Bill = a guy's name. Bill = a law thing. Bill = the beak of a duck. Bill = the thing that says you owe money.
It's like, "F**K! why didn't i think about that a f*****g MONTH AGO??"
Load More Replies...I had an argument with a friend 5 years ago and I taught of a comeback just last month. It sucks.
It's even got a name - Esprit d'escalier - the perfect response you think of when going upstairs to bed!
Then you find another excuse, and they know you just don't want to.
This is probably the face she made when she saw Ed for the first time 😂
because of the hasty customers I drop the change, then scramble to pick up each coin. This has happened more than twice xD
Load More Replies...I watch the people in front of me because I always wonder “ how do other people handle this” I guess I should worry about myself. I’m just making everyone nervous 😂
I hate it when they hand me the receipt under the money. I jam it all in the money part of the wallet with the receipt and money hanging out then shove it all in my purse. But at least no one had to wait on me.
You would think we women would be a little more patient because we all have had to deal with ridiculously small pockets at some point in our lives.
Or at the drivethru, they just handed you your change and are impatiently waving the bag at you.
Take all the time you want. Just step to the side first. I'm too impatient myself so I just do it while I'm walking away, and I can also chew gum at the same time.
i just stuff them in my pockets then organize it when i get to the car
Some memes, on the other hand, are benign or beneficial but can become dangerous because after they have been seeded in the human mind, they lend themselves to being misused or abused. Consider memes associated with religious or political ideas, for example. They may benefit the people who carry them, but those same memes, when imposed on people whose religious or political memes are different, may cause harm, such as through the loss of religious traditions or social or political stability.
This meme is true. OMG JUST REALIZED THE DOG IS PEEING IN THE FRIDGE🤮🤮🤮💀💀💀
OMG!! Those eyes!! I would run back to the bad-for-you-food place if a human looked at me that way.
@JoeDunn & I'm A Black Cat, mooo and Claire Elizabeth-no, that's just a space in his shadow. Also, Emma Cryder and Bill Cypher-GROW UP and CHILL your prudy asses out, moronic bitches.
I ALWAYS close the lid before flushing. Don't want anything splashing on me! And I definitely don't see the water rising.
when i was 7 my mom and even a neighbor used to advise "always close the toilet lid, ya never know when snakes and frogs climb out" xD
Load More Replies...God yes it’s terrible, and if they don’t have anything to unclog it with so you have to go awkwardly ask them
Load More Replies...Or when the toilet won't flush. So you have to wait for a few minutes.
Like if we were Yoda to stop it, in that moment we do believe it. May the force be with you on the way to the bathroom ovo
My handwriting is so bad my teachers think I will be a doctor when I grow up :(
This is actually a real problem that kills patients when pharmacy staff think they know what it says and fill the prescription without double checking. Also, it ends up with people being mad at the pharmacy staff for taking too long because they have to try to call the doctor and get the doctor to clarify what the prescription is for.
same i did not understand at first until I looked at the comments
Load More Replies...Fun fact: my country (Denmark) reduced the number of deaths from being prescribed wrong medication, or the wrong dosage, by about 75% when we switched to digital prescriptions. Turn out, even the pharmacists couldn't read it, and just made an educated guess.
yes, and when you're actually getting ready/playing the game/eating the food it goes so quickly!
You can get verified on bored panda? Make me verified!😂
Load More Replies...The length of a minute depends on on which side of the bathroom door you are
Does anyone else hate when bored panda has like 150 memes and then then shorten it to 50?
When you tell mom you'll come to dinner when the microwave finishes it's one minute . .. you barely sit down when you hear the beep. However, if you're late to work, that one minute takes 30 years . . .
My father still leaves voice-mail, 2 minutes long and if you call him after he calls the first thing he'll ask is if you listen to it. If you say no, he'll get mad that you wasted his time because now he has to repeat what he said.
Load More Replies...If you reject the call, they will know you did it, so you need to wait... I think there is an idea for an app.
Yes you can...but you still need to wait for the call to end before you can resume using your phone.
Load More Replies...Naw I just swipe the red button. You don't call me whatsoever. I call you all the time. That is how this works UwU
Haha. My ringtone is The Final Countdown and I use Google screen and nobody understands what that means and I can read what they're saying.
You're in good company! Sometimes I want to join a conversation, but as soon as I start talking somebody else yaps and I CAN'T GET ONE EFFING SYLLABLE IN EDGEWISE!!! It's so frustrating, sometimes I just wanna scream and jump up and down on the table! I don't want to be obnoxious or pushy, but I'm tired of being ignored.
Load More Replies...And you were just finished with the obligatory time to appear polite and were about to stand up and just leave when someone asks you a question ... like darn it
That is me all the time; I'm too old to participate in children's convos but too young to participate in adults' convos.
This is so me with my husband's family. They like to talk about people they knew in the 70s or 50s or whatever and I'm just like
It's very annoying when minecraft does that. This can also be when you stub your toe
Or bang your knee/head into anything.
Load More Replies...If I get up to fast my eyes have this whole readjusting process where I can only see colorful static.
Low blood pressure is so much fun when you do this. One minute you're getting up to make a drink, the next you're on the floor with carpet burns on your chin & a head wound from your coffee table.. 😆🙈
How I reacted when my fingernail decided to go all the way back. My whole body went numb *Cue Monsters Inc. Music*
that has never happened to me in minecraft but when i wake up and im exited for something ill jump up out of my bed and ill feel like AGHH WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO MEH HEADDDDDDD
Code red, code red! We need the heart to pump faster or we're gonna hit the floor!
I know this feeling all too well! Happened to me on a bus recently - I like to fell down.
Age 10- hands straight. Age 40- hands on hips. Age 60- hands clasped behind back
Age 49: middle finger pointed at the sky. Goddamn tourist helicopters.
Happened to me two nights ago. I heard a thunderous noise, ran to my balcony and saw nearly a dozen military helicopters flying over, lights flashing. I was like a kid.
I live near to a helipad and the owner of the property uses his helicopter several times a day. I'm also on the flight path for the air ambulance heading to two different hospitals, so I see that passing overhead at least twice a week.
Me, living under a goddamn flight path: "it must be 2am, there goes the helicopter. See you at 2.45 buddy"
we need an app where if you hum the tune or riff, it finds the song. quickly, Scientist Pandas!
Exists already! Shazam. You can find it for free on the app store so-
Load More Replies...True story: years ago someone lent me a tape onto which he'd copied 2 albums and added a couple of extra tracks that he thought I'd enjoy. No track listing. I really liked one of the songs, but over the years I lost the tape, and I could only remember part of the chorus. I Googled, Shazamed, haunted Reddit, hoping that one day I'd find out what the song was and who sung it. Then, quite by chance, I was talking to someone who told me that he'd been in a band in the 80s. I mentioned that I had this song stuck in my head, but didn't know what it was called. "How does it go?" I hummed the melody, and he gave me a really strange look. "That song is called Sheepshead Bay, it's by Sudden Afternoon, and I played bass on that album."
My search history be like : what's the song that goes doo doo bop bang nanana doo doo bang - google search
*types* la la laaaa la nah nah Me: WHY DOESN'T GOOGLE KNOW THIS?!
I once heard a beautiful Japanese song but I don't know its name and I can't find it on google as well.😭
i try looking up a song but i dont know the name so i just type in the lyrics
;-; this was literally happening to me today, never did find that song...
Well I would rather the clothes caught on the k**b than a stick up the nose.
HAHA! The word K-N-O-B got censored. So what should I call the thing on the door now?
Load More Replies...how are we supposed to have wholesome conversations about a k**b now??
Load More Replies...*sprints fast as humanly possible, "ummmmmm sorry, my lobster died! Gotta get to his funereal!" *
Load More Replies...Heh, I always check with them first if that looks possible and it avoids this awkwardness.
Yeah I try to do this most of the time, but when I forget it's majorly awkward
Load More Replies...i go another way, then wait 5 minutes, then continue going the way i need. Yes i waste 5+minutes just to avoid walking with them
I am the opposite. I prefer phone calls to texts. Especially if the texts end up being back and forth, I f*****g hate that. Get the convo over and done with by calling them, plus you get the tone of voice and emotion that you can’t get from texting.
I hate phone calls because: the one who is being called is always interrupted. Then the caller first has to explain why he/she is calling. Then the person being called is expected to know the answer straight away. Just send an email or text, I'll get back to you with the specific information you need
If I don't feel like talking I send it to voicemail then text them"sorry what's up?"
They can't be reasoned with, can't be bargained with. They do not feel pity, or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop. Until you answer that phone.
But it's also more invasive. Text first, and ask when is a good moment to call
Load More Replies...Dealt with that recently for about a week before I broke down and replaced the batteries.
I just throw the remote and get up, go to the TV, and press the buttons on that. Works. Cringe, but efficient
I can't even tell you how many times I've had to do this within the last few weeks for the Roku.
Same here. Broke down and replaced the batteries, works great now lol
Load More Replies...RIGHT!!! I was thinking this the other night haha! why do I always get motivated at night, like it doesn't help me at all.
2 IN THE MORNING?? Stuff that. That time does not exist in my world.
that you always skip but won't remove because maybe you'll want to listen to them next time
Load More Replies...76 in my playlist, but always look for more. A fun way to do it is to type three random words in youtube followed by "music" 763, 452 fails and 2 wins so far.
Heck no. I wish Spotify would stop putting so many songs it already knows I like on my daily mixes.
I find that as a way to establish a theme about what types of songs are there, personally
Load More Replies...That is me on the weekends... because I don't have to do anything at all...
Whoever doesn't relate to this either isn't human, doesn't have teeth, or doesn't have a tongue.
Load More Replies...And then you accidentally bite the same spot again half an hour later... :(
Also when you put food in your mouth and it's really hot but you can't take it out of your mouth
... and his face is like stone, mouth set in a straight line and nose held higher!
Load More Replies...Bro it kinda reminds me of that one scene in episode 7 or 8 of season 4 of steam things…
The original image seems australian. I wonder why. But anyways, very relatable, very big yikes every time, worse in the shower.
Yup, it’s a huntsman. They look scary but are pretty harmless. They are good to have around coz they eat the bad spiders like red backs and white tips. If they bite it may be tender and redness around the bite area. it is apparently similar to an inch ant bite (although not as bad).
Load More Replies...Feeling this under the covers and forcing myself to calm down at 2am, then waking up with a spider bite... It's happened more than once and now I question reality.
However= Given the aforementioned information (insert summary), it is surprisingly, yet undeniably, a factual statement that (insert your after however here)
Load More Replies...When I was in high-school, I did whatever I could to pad my essays to make them bigger. By the time I was in 3rd year college, I was struggling to trim things down and make my essay shorter. Not sure how that change happened.
I wouldn't! Correction: I would not do such a thing. No, sorry: I would never even consider in a million years to do a thing of that kind.
Which is worse: having to elongate boring essays to meet the word count, or having to shorten essays on topics you're passionate about?
oh, they're both so bad. But I think it's always better to have more than less,so to me, having to elongate boring essays is worse
Load More Replies...You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) Ventura County line (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) Santa Cruz and Trestles (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) Australia's Narrabeen (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) All over Manhattan (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) And down Doheny Way (Inside, outside)
Olives go on finger to make olive hands. Then goes in mouth.
Load More Replies...I f*****g hate spearing tomatoes. It is like a death scene.
when your done with your salad but have croutons left and don't want to use your hands
This one really pisses me off. Word Gone Wrong . I always get so close to tossing my computer.
Stood up too fast. Bent over. Stubbed toe on an empty plastic bag...
Cut yourself with bread... No not the knife, really the bread crust... I managed to do that
Load More Replies...Tripped over thin air. Smacked shoulder into wall for the second time today. Bent my ankle wrong.
The average human adult's body is 60% water, the average cucumber is 95% water. Sorry, I'mma have to disagree with him.
Is the lower pic really necessary here? Feels very 2010-ish like it could've as well been "True story" or something
Sitting with your hands totally still for an hour to let nail polish dry at home. Slightly flexes finger in mid air. Nail polish ruined. Other people: doing their nails perfectly on a moving train. I no longer wear nail polish.
meanwhile my ring and pinky finger nails can get to like almost 2 inches before breaking but my thumb and pointer finger's nails can't even show over a millimetre of white before flaking and breaking off 🙄
Mine are short and uniform on my left hand, long and peeling on my right, because I am right handed and cannot cut with my left hand and don't own a nail file or have easy access to sandpaper or something that could do a similar job.
I used a skateboard as a nail file once. It worked.
Load More Replies...I hate the ones that you can't zoom in - how am I supposed to see a bicycle in a 1 /2" tall, low resolution panoramic shot of three blocks of a busy downtown street.
You're not supposed to, you're supposed to be a damn robot, that's how.
Load More Replies...That's me: "Ok, traffic lights, does that mean just the lights or the plastic frame part that goes around the lights as well..? Hey, Google, define traffic lights..." I sometimes have to do captchas twice.
Some sites still think I am a robot, but I am not a robot! Do robots take xanax? I think not!
Last week it told me to click busses. I had 5 or 6 to click. Then it very condensendingly told me I needed to click busses. yes, robot, I clicked the non-existant firehydrants by mistake...
i dont think ill ever understand how this sh "proves you're a human" 💀
And you know that they know that you don't care but they gotta say it cuz that's what they do
Load More Replies...I feel so bad and don't want to be a freeloader but don't want to be roped in, either.
I’ve bought stuff I didn’t want that bad because of this before.
I usually straight up tell them I'm just interested in the free sample lol
Same. Once when I was like 25, I visited my dad and his neighbors had loud sex while we were just having a conversation. So awkward.
Load More Replies...My mother once asked me if we could maybe turn on one of "those" movies. I was like, watch whatever you want, I 'm outta here.
I walked in on my mom whatching an old action movie when I was like 10 and I was like "Hey mom what are you- ahhhhhh what the heck?!" I was traumatized for a week. I needed some unsee juice after that one.
And the difference is consent! I didn't consent to watching a whole add, how dare you make me.
Load More Replies...I hope I don’t get an answering machine/voice mail, I am so awkward with them.
Uh, yes, um, well, this is, you know, Alice...from, er, school, y'know, and, well...
I know right and when u offer them some when you are outside the shop they say no
they birthed, raised, and feed you so moms don't owe children anything
Load More Replies...My mom does this too. No, you do not get my food. Go find your own compressed sugar
my mom is becoming aware, she had to s**t at like 3 in the morning one day and heard me up still, and last time I was "up" early, she asked if I'd even gone to sleep yet lmao
They are marvelous critters, and they get a bad rap. They are the Rodney Dangerfields of the farm.
Load More Replies...I put nail varnish remover on them and use them to go round the bits my nail varnish went off my nail
Oh god, I thought you put the varnish remover in your ears! Sheesh... So relieved
Load More Replies...Where else? I tried placing them on a shelf and nothing much happened.
how the f**k are we supposed to clean the inside of our ears then if we don't do that
Your ears are supposed to clean themselves, the little hairs inside your ears "push" the earwax out
Load More Replies...Gravity falls... why did you have to do this to me.. MULTIPLE TIMES!!!
Every time a Fargo season uses its main theme toward the end of the season 🥺
There's Adventures, Savers, Tamers, I think Xros wars after that.
Load More Replies...my brain past 10pm: sleep. my brain past 8am: sleep. my brain between 2am and 5am: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAKE UP YOU IDIOT
I think we have some LOVELY condition called ✨ INSOMNIA ✨
Load More Replies...Lots of people forget to turn off webcam before doing that, I have heard.
When you have BDD and you see someone who has not had an horrible accident involving fire or acide.
I used to not want to watch anything with my parents if it had someone my age in it.
I as an artist: "I'm not going to draw today." Some five-year-old kid making a perfect rendition of the Mona Lisa. "I AM GOING TO DRAW TODAY."
hey hey your can always shoot your shot with them yk, get that bank... I mean you can probably hit it off, you're the same age, right? ;)
Sometimes it can be good though. Dara O'Brien is more or less the same age as me, but looks about 20 years older than I do. Sorry Dara! :D
BUT THEN DA DEMON IS GONNA GRAB ME AND CRAWL AWAY WITH ME UNDER MY BED
Load More Replies...Me. ALL THE TIME! I instead opt for a thin summer blanket. That helps.
I actually wouldn’t know which one I would fill up quicker haha.
I feel bad that no one else commented or replied to your comment yet, but I honestly just... You said it so perfectly there's nothing else to say! 😮👍
Load More Replies...One time in a 6th grade field trip, I found a hair in my mouth that just mysteriously popped up. I find a couple more and source it to some girl behind me
you know there's a girl living in a house when you go to clean the shower walls and this comes off LMAO
Yes! And it seems so frightening if your hair is long because two or three strands feels like a ton
I have the THICKEST hair!!! I love it, but I hate looking after it.
Load More Replies...Smooth feet? Every guy I’ve ever seen has monster feet, even if he’s perfectly groomed otherwise.
Load More Replies...fr like y'all use the 4 in one shampoo conditioner toothpaste and shaving cream or the same bar of soap you use to clean your ass and balls with I don't understand how y'all pull this s**t off
Why I am camera-shy and avoid group photos like Chernobyl
Load More Replies...i once saw a photographer taking candid shots for the yearbook, so i gave them the death stare.... the photo had me centered in it and could be found in the yearbook
every time. For at least an hour. I now start to consider if i really need that nap.
I'm with you. That photo is about 1/4 of what I use to make a loaf of garlic bread. If you can see bread under the garlic then I failed.
Load More Replies...There is a running stereotype here in Korea that "Westerners" and (posh) Europeans don't like garlic. As a European in Korea, I never understood this one. I mean, nobody likes the smell of garlic from one's mouth, but, honey, garlic is in almost every cooked dish back there where I'm from... And we even have these folk tales of vampires and witches. It's just we don't really eat it raw in our culture, but it's not like I can't enjoy a slice of it on a peace of meat wrapped in leafy greens. ♡
My dogs do that to underwear and socks. Items of that kind are sacred in our house.
How tf can I upvote this more than once? That's so accurate!
It's logical : men never wearing sexy panties. Unless it's a fetish, or a forfeit for a lost bet, or they are late for work and nothing else is available, or they just want to know what it feels like, or a surprise for their partner who likes it, or a fundraising dare... Forget what I wrote, there are actually lots of reasons.
This reminds me of the Graham Nortan Show Red chair story when an Irish woman tells a story of her running towards a car and she shouts Geezas at the end. I hope someone gets it
Load More Replies...Nothing, but nothing, worse than a man, even a gorgeous man, wearing briefs with a crotch than is threadbare.
I always demand the photos are deleted. I mean, it was hazing, I was literally naked on the quad, and I don't want my relatives to find it when they google me.
Hey...that carpet has the same pattern as the hotel in the Shining, but in different colors.
Pixar sneak in references like that. They are very sneaky...
Load More Replies...But at what time you spend the money can make a difference.
Load More Replies...I’m neither. I fill it all the way up and then let it get pretty low. Not E, but almost.
I understand this. Also my teabag caddy is around 3 inches high right now.
How I walk my dishes from the dishwasher to the cupboard.
I remember I left a mouldy apple in my school bag and I was too scared to take it out so all my books got covered in mouldy apple and the teachers had to give menew ones and then I got those ones covered in apple and oh it was awful. Then one day I looked through my bag and the apple had disappeared and the moral of the story is that if your too lazy to fix something that is getting your books covered in mouldy apple your mum or dad will fix it for you
with a nice hairdo it would look like the cheese sandwich i once found...
Happened to me with cucumber salad once. Cucumber salad with cream in its dressing... Six weeks, during a hot summer. Needless to say, I threw away the bowl :/
in 5th grade, I'd get the school apples religiously and stuff them in my bag, promising myself I'd eat them at home. Then I'd get home and forget about them. At the end of the year, there were **10 apples** in the bottom of that cursed bag, yet NONE of them were moldy. The next year I got into the lunch line and found a moldy apple, and fear pierced my heart at the mere thought of how long that apple would've had to have sat there for.
Haha this was very creative, especially the darkness of the bag but I wouldnt let a banana live there so long :D
Just get on a bus--any bus--right now, sit down, let your head rest gently on the window beside you (yes this is niiice) then the bus starts to drive...boom!! There it is
Load More Replies...Don't miss those days. But I have forgotten until now. I believe the last (city) bus ride I took was like 12-15 years ago (About 17 for a school bus).
I just snort-laughed. And always when you're having A DAY and just need to rest...just a little...
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My handwriting already looks like signatures anyway.
yes the starter pack is student debt and poverty
Load More Replies...at least you're inside. sometime i remember something funny and i got a big smile out of nowhere while walking in public.
On the bright side, I always feel happy when someone in public randomly starts smiling or laughing at something they thought of.
Load More Replies...Haha I'm named after Veronica Mars (first name) and roīsīn Murphy (second name)
Veronica Murphy, we have tracked you down and are coming to your location to give you a hypothetical red velvet cake.
Load More Replies...{Me} : Only name I can think of that does not have bad connotations is Joseph. {Soon to be Grandad} : You mean like Stalin.
I want to name my far in the future daughter Scarlett, not after anyone, I just like the name
Just become Christian! 90% of kids in my church are named after someone in the Bible
Guys, this happened to my birthday pizza once. My parents. ate. my. birthday. pizza.
or when you ate it but forgot that you did and your parents asked if you needed anything at the store and you said no...
I did this to my sister once and she talks about it 20+ years later lol
Me singing with an axe in my hand: There is fire on the mountain and nobody seems to be arond, ooo there is fire on the mountaintop and no-one is around me... This song is normal but seems deadly when i sing it in a deep voice
Yesterday I had to spend 10 minutes looking for a shirt that is not green, black, blue, or gray.
Load More Replies...I love bright colors (which is why I dyed my hair red) but for some reason everything I own is black apart from the green rugby jersey I stole from my dad.
I WILL NEVER EVER WEAR COLOR!! IT IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! HOW DARE COLOR EXIST??? haha anyway i am emo, so that might explain it XD
This was me. I now always wait until it says "2 people are in this call" before joining.
Yeah, I've always waited for 3-5 people cuz I have 🎵social anxiety🎵 and I so appreciate that they provide that function
Load More Replies...also in french class when we were allowed to use dictionaries and everyone looked for swear words in french then passed on the page number round the class
Pute, salope, enculé, merde, tarlouze, vas niquer ta mère espèce de gros suceur de bites, that kind of things?
Load More Replies...I remember reading a book about slang words when I was about 8 years old and looking up the word fart.Its meaning?...a small explosion between the legs.Cant remember how many times I went to the library to show my pals.still makes me smile
love the look :))))) but I don't think it is teached for 9 year olders
I was 10 or 11 when it was introduced at school.
Load More Replies...Same...but it's exciting to be able to talk about everything you learned
Load More Replies...I’m autistic so I have this problem sometimes. Tip: while talking always check in to see if they’re interested. Hope this helps!
Internet connection - good everywhere except where you lie down
Load More Replies...The wifi is just always bad so you switch to your personal data.
"Teams" is even worse. I suspect Microsoft created the budweiservirus to sell their crap.
I saw so much porn because of those... And I did not want to! There were women, yuck...
no no it has to slant upwards and slowly turn to chicken scratch as it simultaneously gets smaller
It is just to be polite, but friends trips only exist in bad movies.
I could tell you about an insane trip some friends and I planned to make - when we were teenagers. But it would require a LOT of explanation and I don't want to write a TL:DR comment.
I always wished I was one of those kids. My family never did that.
Hate it when I lay down in bed and get all cozy...then remember that I have to brush my teeth..
So true. Kids: I HATE BATHS! NOOOO BEDTIME! Also kids: *splash splash* NO I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT! Also, also kkds: *up at 6am* Damn, they really don't want to be in bed.
I always want out of the shower. It takes too long and so does my post shower routine. I just want to get back to Robinhood and smoking weed.
Behold! The universal connector! That only works 1/3 of the time!
Load More Replies...I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW Y'ALL CAN'T GET THIS S**T ON YOUR FIRST TRY IT AIN'T THAT HARD MF 😭😭😭
Yes, this is a parenting class (that he'll probably fail).
Load More Replies...*immediately starts imagining an entire AU with them as my spouse and we travel the world together*
I had a woman tell her daughter that when I was working in a bridal salon "And this is why you go to college when you get older!" I just looked at her and was like "I have an MBA... I'm getting the employee discount on THAT Vera W**g." (which was 10x the price point she had given herself) Its called a side hustle and wanting a designer gown for 65% off. (Plus I'd worked at the salon ALL the way through undergrad and grad and actually had friends and liked it.)
I could do better photoshop than this using MS paint. Which is probably what they used anyway.
That’s not what Karen means, you’re just stupid.
Load More Replies...This pandemic was the best excuse for not hanging out with people, because you know.. social distancing!
My response for everything that I wasn’t listening to: either “huh” or “ok, sure”
Oh no, I remember everything... I was just a baby... And my mother made me watch it... All those faces were terryfying! By the way, I don't care how much work needs to be done : the day is over, I'm already on week-end mode, so f**k off.
Who gives a f**k about Yamcha anymore? It's comedy when he dies now.
Load More Replies...15 year old me sleeping on my stomach for 5 minutes and now it's sore 😭
Maintain a social life? Come on, everyone know social life is just a myth... Or else I am in denial to spare my ego?... Hmmm... No, it's a myth, definitely.
The older you get, the more you realize it's all a myth. You don't have to play that game. 😆
Load More Replies...well then i'm the opposite of the avatar because im all ways being attacked be all 4 elements
I'd like to add "getting random motivation bursts and suddenly becoming Van Gogh"
FROGGYYYYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS!!!
I'm so proud of myself for recognizing what movie this is from! I watched it once in like 6th grade (several years ago...) and I remember it being really weird but really awesome.
Load More Replies...I hate it when young people do that. It seems like a way of being shocked at their own maturity but also simultaneously not being self aware enough to realize they have no idea what it’s like to actually be old. Also it’s like making excuses for being out of shape or disinterested.
Its the office! An amazing show, you should watch it.
Load More Replies...Seriously how do people open their eyes underwater???
Actually, it is. And to avoid misunderstandings - Germany is in Europe.
@Periwinkle German immagrants literally gave America the idea for kindergarten
The german say "kindergarten", the French (sometimes) say "jardin d'enfant", so I thought the american said "children garden". It was a little embarrassing when I was told they don't.
"Jardin d'enfants" is a day care center. Kindergaten is "école maternelle".
Load More Replies...I'm fairly sure 'kindergarten' is a German word
Load More Replies...I always wait until everyone is out of the kitchen, and then when I'm in it everyone acts like it is the most interesting place in the world.
Lol so this is how my mom feels around me, my bro, and dad when shes in the kitchen
YES. dog is laying there. Both kids insist on being lumps there (jk). Yesterday daughter decided ro take her wheeled spinning chair thing and spin around the kitcheb. Son likes to run laps downstairs and blazes through the kitchen. They stop when we say so, but still. Or, I'll sweep or mop knowing they're elsewhere and they follow me. Today I was in our gym room and they followed me in and touched all my gym stuff. Dog laid down. Kids RIGHT THERE. The gym is being set up so it was just some weights, a ball, etc. A lock will go on the door so they can't mess with my machines once they're up and I get an hour of peace. I realize how sweet it was. The kids just want to be near me. In 5-10 years they won't.
im 14 my shoulder is 71 my back is turning 89 and my head is 55
Me, putting the milk before the cereal, and chewing on the tablet. My friend, Eating cereal without the milk.
Me, putting a single yellow m&m in the bag of christmas red and green m&ms
my brother: puts cuddle fish in the bioreactor in Subnautica. Satan: Dam that's messed up.
One of those things almost killed me, the other one made me wish it happened.
Both my hubby and daughter take tablets without water and there’s me that needs my mouth full of water when I drop the tablets in and then wash them down with more water.
Depends on the pill but dry swallowing can cause harm. Taking them with water is recommended for medical reasons not just because it is easier.
Load More Replies...The sibling who pours the drink gets second pick. Solves the problem
does it though? then you're fighting over who gets to split it.
Load More Replies...My little brother does that to me and my little sister. Maybe I have to try doing that for a change.
*cough* yeah only 30mins *cough* ... (Me lying in bed 3h after the alarm went off)
*stops alarm instead of snoozing" yeah, i dont need it to go off again, i can get up
Load More Replies...If I didn't get up as soon as I hear my alarm going off I might as well call in sick because nothing's happening this morning...
yeah like im not making goofy ahh small talk with the cashier like sorry no💀
Ok ok ok… I, an extrovert but like when it comes to this… helllll yes thank u lord for self checkout.
Tailgaters bring out the passive-aggressive in me. The more they hang on my butt, the more slowly I go. Sometimes I do the brake-tapping trick.
Whenever that happens, I slow down to the legal limit. If they still don't back up, I slow down some more.
Heehee. My car is already totalled & has over 255k miles on it. I just brake check the hell out of them if they don't get the hint when I have already slowed down (& usually also thrown up a hand as a signal to back off.)
Load More Replies...No that tree slapped me while i was walking and i didnt even
Load More Replies...How does it last four days?! This happened to me once, years after college.
I did a community college program, and we partied, especially at the end of each quarter.
Load More Replies...umm excuse me, i did not give consent to post my story on the internet, please take this down or i will take legal actino
Thank you COVID for reducing the amount of time that happens, and Ring Video Doorbell for giving me the ability to tell them to PISS OFF from the comfort of my bed
me overthinking the meme that shows overthinking and your comment about the meme of overthinking.. k i'm out _ _ 🐌
Load More Replies...Sweet. I did NOT overthink this. I kept scrolling -but obviously scrolled back up to write this.
When your explantion of something to the teacher is currently being made up in your head bc you were listening to music the whole time
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Load More Replies...Me: *actually gets invited to something* OMG somebody likes me. This NEVER happens. Me, the only one not invited: *weeps* Last year, obviously nothing going on socially, but the year before I was invited to TWO events the entire year. First time my kid got sick so it was just me. 2nd time I was sick and popped in to give my gift and left.
jumping off the top of a building will tho :D
Load More Replies...¨If you eat this, you fart like this¨ (JesseG)
Load More Replies...Fun fact: "meme" is a scientific name for "an element or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by non- genetic means". It comes from the greek word "mimema", meaning "imitated". It was introduced by the biologist Richard Dawkins in 1976.
We also choose the Top 10 dank fortnite memes >> https://bit.ly/TOP10-MEMES-FORTNITE
I guess it is why it is named " most " and not all.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: "meme" is a scientific name for "an element or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by non- genetic means". It comes from the greek word "mimema", meaning "imitated". It was introduced by the biologist Richard Dawkins in 1976.
We also choose the Top 10 dank fortnite memes >> https://bit.ly/TOP10-MEMES-FORTNITE
I guess it is why it is named " most " and not all.
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