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Memes are more than just entertainment. If you scroll through Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, then you've surely noticed how mainstream they've become—memes dominate our newsfeeds more than actual news itself. Whether they come as images or videos, they can be political, satirical, comical, pretty much anything you can imagine, and they not only make us laugh, but have the ability to identify a common feeling, experience, or opinion as well. I mean, how many times have you seen a funny meme and thought 'that is so me'? And then tagged your friend in the comments? It's this that makes memes such a popular cultural phenomenon: they're both personal and universal. To see what I mean, scroll through this relatable memes list compiled by Bored Panda—you'll see that even seemingly harmless, funny memes can open up doors to more serious topics.

#1

Bear catching fish in river with funny caption about relatable moments.

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Sarcastic Panda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why. why is this so relatable...

Jelly the Bean
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know right? This somehow always seems to happen when other people are around.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh the pressure, we can’t handle the pressure.

Jo Johannsen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If typing involved, suddenly have ten thumbs.

Adam C
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Type 100 words per minut when no one is looking but can't type your password when someone is looking.

Verena
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang it, every single time

KiwiBubbles
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my gosh so I've been walking in high heels for years. I have zero issues with it, BUT when I wear heels in public... any kind of heel, even a wedge... I'm 100% fine until I walk past another person. And the moment someone looks at me, I trip in a way that *very much* looks like I have *no idea* how to walk in heels. 😳

Tin Woman
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My god, this is why dogs refuse to do the trick when we're trying to show them off. They know they're gonna fail!

Teresa Thomas
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me, when I try to display my literal ability to type 90 wpm (which no ome believes) and then wkhfbsoxbwixebsixnbfbdi

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    #2

    Dog drawing contest meme showing first and second place winners with funny illustrations.

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog in pic 1 looks so happy! I get that all the people voted for them

    Antonia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just the difference, my brother had a international coding contest, you need to put a piece of Lego to the finish line racing other robots, and my brother got 2nd place even if he got to the end first.

    The term meme was coined in 1976 by British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in his work The Selfish Gene. Dawkins conceived of memes as the cultural parallel to biological genes and considered them, in a manner similar to "selfish" genes, as being in control of their own reproduction, thus serving their own ends. 

    #3

    Grain of rice meme comparing the likelihood of paying for YouTube Premium, illustrating relatable humor.

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    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have to laugh at some of the advertisements I see on YouTube. What makes them think that I would buy a new sports car when I can't even afford the ad-free version of the app?

    Anastasia Shalunkova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using it for a year and I like it. There are a lot of content worth litstening

    NoYFB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use it too. Mostly because I hate the ads. The family version allows my kids and hubby to use it too.

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    Aiyana Menrige
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say grain but I misspelled it as Grian. My have the turns have tabled

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this comment on so many levels! Grian is my favorite Hermit and The Office is my favorite fall back TV show. You have officially won the day!!

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    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The skip ad button. Don't forget the skip ad button

    Luke Chalmers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube: so you're sayin there's a chance...

    DaVo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying... there is a chance?

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    #4

    Colorful 3D graph meme illustrating the struggle of finding a blanket's long side at 3am, relatable and hilarious.

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    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fitted sheet when you're trying to change the bedding... 😬

    M McKenzie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or realizing USBs have a 3rd dimension we're not aware of. Try & plug it in, won't go, flip it over, still won't go, flip it to (what you're 110% convinced is) the first side you tried, and voila!!

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    Terilee Bruyere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the advantages of being less than 5 feet tall, there IS no short side.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as my blanket starts to move because of my husband trying to cocoon in it, I get a death grip on it. No more waking up blanket less.

    PineappleQueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I’ll wake up in the middle of the night and my blanket will be rapped around me, and I can never get untangled from it Ps it’s been 3 years since it last happened, and I’m still stuck!

    Furry_Danger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It turns into a cinnamon bun shape...

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    So in those terms, memes carry information, are replicated, and are transmitted from one person to another, and have the ability to evolve. Memes mutate at random, undergoing natural selection, and can take a variety of forms, such as an idea, a skill, a behaviour, a phrase, or a particular fashion.

    #5

    Cartoon character wide awake at night, hilariously asleep just before alarm; relatable meme.

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    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. I know this. This is me. The Simpsons once again predicted me, just like they predicted Trump and Harris

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life right now. Stress induced insomnia sux a**e. If it isn’t one thing, it’s another.

    (-)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh it’s my profile picture....also oh my gosh that’s so relatable XD

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    #6

    Man rushing back to trash can in a funny meme most people relate to.

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    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake mix boxes are the number one on this list . . .

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When u throw the postal receipt from sending back the clothes that didn't fit u in the bin but then two days later you haven't got your refund and you need to look in that bin to find the receipt so you get the refund

    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me just yesterday!!!

    Ballet Master
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did that this morning with my hot pocket

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    #7

    Bald man's self-image meme, comparing self-perception to self-checkout camera view for relatable humor.

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know and also when u look in the mirror and u look amazing but on camera you look awful

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f***ing hate that thing. WHY? Why would they do that? Also when I unlock my phone and for some reason the camera is on and facing me...shudder.

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm like that but for the camera. I look good in the mirror but ugly on camera - I hate being unphotogenic.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like Fester in both! :-D

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also if you try to record your voice it sounds like your voice from 3 years ago (or is that just me?)

    William McGivney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? Same in the bathroom mirror.

    Jen Jackson
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the front-facing camera on my phone for me. Im always paranoid I will take an accidental screenshot and send it to everyone I've ever dated.

    Fabio maximus
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me it's the opposite. IDK WHY.

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    #8

    Man sitting on a bench with sandwich, feeling considerate. Hilarious memes relatable to people.

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why leave when Keanu sits next to you?!

    bookshellf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha this but with stray cats. There are many around and when one sit by me, of course cannot leave xD

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a stray, then you have been privileged with a blessed event. Definitely can't leave

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Keanu is your spirit animal, you're a better human than me.

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO. I have a thing where I don't scratch my face (and I always get an itch RIGHT THEN) or my hair as I pass someone driving -paranoid they think I flipped them off.

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    The replication and transmission of a meme occurs when one person copies cultural information from another person. It is carried out primarily by means of verbal, visual, or electronic communication, ranging from books and conversation to television, e-mail, or the Internet. Naturally, those memes that are most successful in being copied and transmitted become the most prevalent within a culture.

    #9

    Yoda meme about staying sleepy while going to the bathroom at 3am. Hilarious meme most can relate to.

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as soon as I wake up and it's past 3am, I am awake.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until juuuust before your alarm goes off

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    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to pretend you don't need to go, and you're all warm and comfy, but you know you Will. Need. To. Go.

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, nearly every night! We bought a house that has automatic lights in the bathroom and I hate it so much. I always used to just pee in the dark to keep my tiredness and this really doesn't help. It's been nearly four years and I'm still not a fan.

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in an unfamiliar house, I would rather stumble around in the dark than turn the light on and wake myself up too much.

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    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about having to go to the bathroom half an hour before your alarm goes off?

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solved that problem by putting a nightlight in the bathroom -- it's just bright enough to see the toilet.

    Pelleh Din
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did that at my physician's suggestion. also take a tryptophan capsule [a melatonin precursor]. between the two of them, I manage to get back to sleep. try it, Yoda.

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    Izzy_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha Laughed way too hard at this!!! Nailed it!!

    ChIcKeN bReNt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if its 3 i dont sleep cause demons

    Alexander Sefcik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so relatable.When I was younger I would wake up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. And I would try to squint and close my eyes and keep the light off to try to prevent me from feeling not tired and not feeling like magnets are attracting my eyelids together.

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    #10

    Child calculating sleep time with a puzzled expression, relatable meme.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so invested in my books or catch up tv that I lose track of the time completely. One minute it will only be 7:30pm and the next it is almost midnight.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you said “7:30 AM and the next it is almost midnight” and that’s just more relatable for me. Especially when I read. Lol

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Me calculating how much work I can accomplish if I watch one more episode"

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a trap! You'll always want one more episode after "one more episode"

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't do this anymore... I just sleep the required 4 hours a day

    NotR3X
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when i watch anime ;-;

    maia martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate that this is so relatable

    Colin Winkler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never do this when im watching anime

    Vera Paradiso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: he just watched the last episode.

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    #11

    Meme showing frustration with password rules, featuring a clenched fist.

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    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be at least 12 characters, at least 1 upper and 1 lower case, at least 1 special character, can not contain consecutive numbers, can not contain repeating characters, no common words, no common names, can not be the same as the last 10 passwords, expires in 30 days. Welcome to my hell.

    PikachuTwoKing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Expires in 30 days” must be annoying as hell to use this.

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    Kattie0530
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to sign into my account the other day. Took me about nine tries to get into my account, then realized I forgot the space

    Cathal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Continues for days to incorrectly type in old password every time!

    Patty Stier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss- - and when you hit the 'FORGOT PASSWORD?' button and need to change it the next question is 'ENTER PRIOR PASSWORD' ... makes no sense!

    oddkiddo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then just abort changing and now you know the password. I did it this afternoon. ;)

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    #12

    Patrick Star with big brain meme, crafting ideas vs e*******n, relatable humor.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get this, especially when it comes to working with wood and fondant (not together) Not as easy as it looks.

    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with craft ideas in the middle of class vs. me with essay ideas when the essay is due in 2 hours

    DogMatic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit of good advice I was given & try to follow - scribble down art/craft ideas whenever & wherever they occur (in a note/sketchbook, on a phone. Written or drawn or both.) Even if you don't do anything with the idea, it becomes a good place to refer to & a basis to inspire other ideas from.

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely have more enthusiasm than skill when it comes to crafts, but that's not going to stop me having a go!

    DogMatic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enthusiasm is incredibly important! Skill comes through practice & hard work. With enough enthusiasm to keep you motivated and working at it, your skill level will increase :)

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually just buckled down and SEWED THAT HAT two days ago. It felt good actually doing something. But mostly this meme is true.

    Madi D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was just me😂

    Anotherustyspoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who plays Minecraft daily I get the feeling.(Unless you meant actual crafts.)

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    #13

    A humorous meme showing a relieved person after finishing a phone call, capturing relatable introvert feelings.

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    Saoznei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching this while I'm on a video meeting with a potential client, leaving my colleague do the talk is so soooo relatable 🤣🤣🤣

    KitKatss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I literally cringe through the entire phone call, hearing my echo as well and I just want to die of shame

    Boudica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrgh, I hate the echo too, and I stop talking while I'm listening to it - makes the call a tad disjointed!

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be voicemail please be voicemail

    Lisa Ohazurike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an introvert and I hate talking to people, so I can relate.

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    #14

    Person reacting with frustration and relief at a slow-loading page, embodying relatable meme humor.

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't experienced this u don't know true pain

    Lovely_hobi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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    Robert Thornburrow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it probably hasn't finished loading, but rather when you stop it, the browser renders what it has loaded so far. Still doesn't make it feel any better though.

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude right here (seokjin) is the funniest person in the world. By the way this is just so true, it happened to me at school ^o^

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    The exploration of relationships between cultural evolution, cultural transmission, and imitation has led to interesting theories about memes. For example, various ideas have emerged about the nature of memes, wondering if they are beneficial, neutral, or harmful.

    #15

    Tweet humorously reflecting on how reading habits change, capturing a relatable meme moment.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not a competition, you’re missing the point just to brag.

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    KrabbyGramps666
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a lot of books in elementary and middle school but now that I’m in high school whenever I look at a book my brain jus shuts off.

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember reading Jessie from Stephen king in one day. and the entire Lord of the ring in about a week i think. now i can't even read rules of boardgames. my brain is completly f****d up

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Read all those books in short time. Can't remember even one.

    ChIcKeN bReNt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read all the Harry Potter books in a week

    ZZAM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear thats how i feel! i used to finish whole book series in a week, now it takes me a month!

    Bonna Fyde
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read a 1400 page book in four minutes and twenty-seven seconds!!

    Kaelum Gardner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. I read 1200 page novels in one day. Granted I get schoolwork done fast

    Esther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get through like a novel a day!!!

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    #16

    Concrete parking blocks in an empty lot with a relatable meme about the brain's impulsive thoughts.

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    Exit Bleu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i act like i'm doing parkour

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ER Physician: "And how exactly did you manage to twist your ankle and break your wrist at the same time?" (from personal experience)

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you fall from those things, you really need to practice more. Go on, do it. It's important for your health! 😉

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    Cheezees
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 40 years old and this is still my life😁

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally. Never too old, and anyway, you should always test your balance, especially when you turn older. It's mandatory for staying fit longer.

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    Just another bot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this is all the fun you're gonna get with all the lockdowns

    Antonia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just how human brain logic works

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    #17

    SpongeBob meme, showing frustration with headphones, relatable humor.

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The because and all words before are not exactly necessary.

    Gold roses
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how many times I tell my mom I can’t hear her with my headphones on it’s the only time she seems to want to talk to me

    white_shadow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as you finish using your headphones, the person leaves you alone.

    Diddlybop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when Ur in the middle of that really good podcast you have been listening to

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why the “oh they’re wearing headphones” never seems to click

    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when I drop something, pick it up, and immediately drop it

    Kaelum Gardner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (In the sweetest voice ever) yes? (In my mind) SHUt UP AND GEt AWAY FROM Me SO I CAN WATCH SOME FREAKING MINECRAFT VIDS!!!

    Chance Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do this today ;-; It was annoying- I was listening to Trippie Redd aka my favorite music artist of all time and always will be :>

    WolfDog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep especially during zoom school

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wanted to talk to you, I would not be wearing headphones.

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    #18

    Man in blue shirt before and after dishes, a relatable meme showing shirt with water stains.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he has done the dishes, why is he still standing straight?

    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I thought I was the only one, it always hurts my back!

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    Summer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea this happened to other people. For years I just thought I was really bad at washing dishes. I feel so much better now!

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly didn't wash the spoons..

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought an apron to stop this happening. It went through the apron.

    MERCI LANGSTON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when I brush my teeth after my little brother.

    Mohammed Koudy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohmaigod i always have to change shirts

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least now I know I’m not the only one, anybody manage to get wet socks too?

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha. I yell "FUCCCK. I did it again! each time. (Not to the tune of Britney's song...)

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    #19

    Police officers humorously carrying a smiling person, illustrating a relatable meme moment.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is just having a goodtime

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they took him to the police station, where he was given a stern talking to and a free cupcake

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    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to see here. Go on. We're justing playing monopoly. Even tho there's no board

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish all police were like that! A sense of humour goes a long way!

    Jackson Sharpe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridiculously Attractive Cops and Robbers

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember kids, don't beat up the younger sibling, They have unholy powers

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s an animal rights activist at the G7

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German policeman is one of the best. POLIZEI of Deutschland

    Petra Pan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germans are so good looking.... (dreamy sigh)

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    For example, some scholars say memes may be interpreted as being inherently harmful because they are parasites or viruses of the mind; once assimilated into the human mind, their chief purpose becomes their own replication, with humans having little or no control over them.

    #20

    Dog memes humorously comparing resilient outdoor plants to finicky indoor plants.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats in the wild: "Mmm, a week-old roadkill" Cats at home: "Is there beef in this kibble? I'm allergic"

    Becklass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also cats inside...I will only poop on the finest most absorbent lightweight expensive cat litter. Cats outside...craps inside my ornamental grass plants.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Houseplants: "You did not water me at 3.27 sharp, therefore I must die." Wild plants: "Oh look, a crack in the concrete!"

    Reynard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a different problem, I can't stop the grass growing in the sidewalk and driveway cracks, but can't get the grass on the lawn to grow.

    Nicholas Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this always made me cry.

    Rose-Bay Alcatraz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal people: “mmm noice music” Me with perfect pitch and perfect rythym: “is this beat off or that note off? I’m allergic”

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a brown thumb, can't even keep silk plants going.

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite, people will bring me their almost dead plants and they just...recover. I don't even do anything special. But I must say that owning a cat has kinda ended my relationship with plants....she'll kill them all

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    Anotherustyspoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love dandelions they are natures true survivors. (and they're medicinal.)

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    #21

    Four-panel meme relatable to uneven shopping cart wheels featuring humorous facial expressions.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is usually the one with the brakes. When people try to move the trolley with the brake on, the tyre gets ruined, and then it becomes the bad apple.

    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always a derpy one

    PikachuFan7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone ever have the one cart with a random piece of hair caught in the wheel?

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get the one with 3 wheels and a hoof....

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always grab a cart in the parking lot on my way in. I can test it before I get stuck using it in the store. Of course if it doesn't work the next one is a crap shoot too and sometimes they work fine until you put weight in them. Still, it gives me a fighting chance.

    Antonia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for tables and chairs we see at school

    mimi luvs cats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "3 out of every 4 dentists approve..."

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    #22

    Spider-Man meme pointing at spelling variations, relating to English learning confusion, with a man screaming humorously.

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am English and that has made me cringe!

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, Who has an irish accent, trying to pronounce any of the above. Screenshot...01-png.jpg Screenshot_2021-02-04-09-59-36_kindlephoto-114737602-601bc61a44301-png.jpg

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaawwww- the pain in the kitty's eyes! I am so sorry. I bet you sound beautiful though.

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English isn't hard...but occasionally you will have to deal with crap like this.

    Scratch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who like to say "English isn't hard" are always the worst at speaking it.

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    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all non-native speaker are

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English can be hard for native English speakers, especially when there are different types of English. Try reading this https://pages.hep.wisc.edu/~jnb/charivarius.html

    red panda inc.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is like %30 words that are the same spelled differently (not really but...)

    Giulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo it's nice as a italian to be represented in this meme

    Mal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's: Bill = a guy's name. Bill = a law thing. Bill = the beak of a duck. Bill = the thing that says you owe money.

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    #23

    Hilarious meme of a woman at a table thinking of a comeback long after an argument.

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    FroggyGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like, "F**K! why didn't i think about that a f*****g MONTH AGO??"

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    Lisa Ohazurike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an argument with a friend 5 years ago and I taught of a comeback just last month. It sucks.

    Wendy MacDonald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even got a name - Esprit d'escalier - the perfect response you think of when going upstairs to bed!

    Reynard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quote from Douglas Adams: "like a man saying 'And another thing...' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument."

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like working with internet explorer :/

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are often the same day, well, actually, night...at 3AM.

    Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can always think of comebacks to me, by nobody else

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    #24

    Woman making a skeptical face, captioned funny meme about excuses and solutions.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you find another excuse, and they know you just don't want to.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the face she made when she saw Ed for the first time 😂

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i'll think about it later" there, problem solved

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I’m tired of people coming up with stupid excuses for thing

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    #25

    Two people in a meme, with captions about pocketing change, capturing relatable humor.

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just run and let the change fall out my hands

    bookshellf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because of the hasty customers I drop the change, then scramble to pick up each coin. This has happened more than twice xD

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    Hilary James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch the people in front of me because I always wonder “ how do other people handle this” I guess I should worry about myself. I’m just making everyone nervous 😂

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back off 3 feet dude, there's a pandemic going on! :O

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when they hand me the receipt under the money. I jam it all in the money part of the wallet with the receipt and money hanging out then shove it all in my purse. But at least no one had to wait on me.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think we women would be a little more patient because we all have had to deal with ridiculously small pockets at some point in our lives.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at the drivethru, they just handed you your change and are impatiently waving the bag at you.

    Bradley Lloyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take all the time you want. Just step to the side first. I'm too impatient myself so I just do it while I'm walking away, and I can also chew gum at the same time.

    Cameron Alford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just stuff them in my pockets then organize it when i get to the car

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    Some memes, on the other hand, are benign or beneficial but can become dangerous because after they have been seeded in the human mind, they lend themselves to being misused or abused. Consider memes associated with religious or political ideas, for example. They may benefit the people who carry them, but those same memes, when imposed on people whose religious or political memes are different, may cause harm, such as through the loss of religious traditions or social or political stability. 

    #26

    Golden retriever puppy inside a fridge, relatable memes about healthy food choices.

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    Durga GS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... Look at thosh puppy eyesh... And thosh pawsh I want to cuddle him

    Rose-Bay Alcatraz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme is true. OMG JUST REALIZED THE DOG IS PEEING IN THE FRIDGE🤮🤮🤮💀💀💀

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! Those eyes!! I would run back to the bad-for-you-food place if a human looked at me that way.

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @JoeDunn & I'm A Black Cat, mooo and Claire Elizabeth-no, that's just a space in his shadow. Also, Emma Cryder and Bill Cypher-GROW UP and CHILL your prudy asses out, moronic bitches.

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    #27

    Squirrel looking shocked, humorously reacting with outstretched arms, capturing a relatable meme moment.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS close the lid before flushing. Don't want anything splashing on me! And I definitely don't see the water rising.

    bookshellf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was 7 my mom and even a neighbor used to advise "always close the toilet lid, ya never know when snakes and frogs climb out" xD

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonononononononononononononononononnonnononon

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse when it's at someone else's house

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God yes it’s terrible, and if they don’t have anything to unclog it with so you have to go awkwardly ask them

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAHHH YESSS. IT IS THE SCARIEST FEELING

    Lisa Ohazurike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when the toilet won't flush. So you have to wait for a few minutes.

    Patty Stier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't you DARE - I just mopped this floor! Back - back I tell you!"

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like if we were Yoda to stop it, in that moment we do believe it. May the force be with you on the way to the bathroom ovo

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    #28

    Man paddling through a flooded street with a kayak and a sword, showing a hilarious meme situation most people relate to.

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    Sandra Amazing Star
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont mind me im just sailing on nothing at all

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    #29

    Hilarious meme showing a doctor's scribble with a caption about understanding prescriptions.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet whoever deciphered the Rosetta Stone was a pharmacist!

    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My handwriting is so bad my teachers think I will be a doctor when I grow up :(

    Joan Bohlmann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a required subject in med school (illegible handwriting) :)

    Just a Marine Veteran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a real problem that kills patients when pharmacy staff think they know what it says and fill the prescription without double checking. Also, it ends up with people being mad at the pharmacy staff for taking too long because they have to try to call the doctor and get the doctor to clarify what the prescription is for.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a face going to kiss

    Halie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same i did not understand at first until I looked at the comments

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    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, the only people who can understand doctor are doctors and pharmacists

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: my country (Denmark) reduced the number of deaths from being prescribed wrong medication, or the wrong dosage, by about 75% when we switched to digital prescriptions. Turn out, even the pharmacists couldn't read it, and just made an educated guess.

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    #30

    Funny meme illustrating relatable moments: holding breath, exercising, loading screens, microwaving food.

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, and when you're actually getting ready/playing the game/eating the food it goes so quickly!

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get verified on bored panda? Make me verified!😂

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The length of a minute depends on on which side of the bathroom door you are

    Emma Cryder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else hate when bored panda has like 150 memes and then then shorten it to 50?

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waiting in front of occupied toilet

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you tell mom you'll come to dinner when the microwave finishes it's one minute . .. you barely sit down when you hear the beep. However, if you're late to work, that one minute takes 30 years . . .

    Orca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you sit to watch TV with food, but just end up finishing your food before it loades

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    #31

    SpongeBob meme with a relatable expression, captioned about waiting for a phone to stop ringing.

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father still leaves voice-mail, 2 minutes long and if you call him after he calls the first thing he'll ask is if you listen to it. If you say no, he'll get mad that you wasted his time because now he has to repeat what he said.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you reject the call, they will know you did it, so you need to wait... I think there is an idea for an app.

    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you just mute it by pressing the volume down button?

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you can...but you still need to wait for the call to end before you can resume using your phone.

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    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw I just swipe the red button. You don't call me whatsoever. I call you all the time. That is how this works UwU

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. My ringtone is The Final Countdown and I use Google screen and nobody understands what that means and I can read what they're saying.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was Spongebob doing at that angle? :|

    Vuun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my new Samsung the incoming call just takes a tiny bit of the screen allowing me to ignore it and keep doing whatever. The greatest feature ever!

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    #32

    Funny meme showing a chair with human arms and legs holding a drink, illustrating awkward social situations.

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in good company! Sometimes I want to join a conversation, but as soon as I start talking somebody else yaps and I CAN'T GET ONE EFFING SYLLABLE IN EDGEWISE!!! It's so frustrating, sometimes I just wanna scream and jump up and down on the table! I don't want to be obnoxious or pushy, but I'm tired of being ignored.

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    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it's worse when you're the host of the hangout/party

    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you were just finished with the obligatory time to appear polite and were about to stand up and just leave when someone asks you a question ... like darn it

    I ain't tellin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how i feel when im new to a friend group

    Briley Lennen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me all the time; I'm too old to participate in children's convos but too young to participate in adults' convos.

    WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me with my husband's family. They like to talk about people they knew in the 70s or 50s or whatever and I'm just like

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I feel at zoom meetings :D I'm not mad tho

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats how I felt in my in laws family parties for the first three years until I got fluent enough in their native language. They all speak english perfectly but why would you actually talk to the newcomer of the family? I am just a dirty immigrant after all.

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    #33

    Therapist meme showing a woman on a couch joking about shopping as a solution to sadness.

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    Iron Eddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed a bit too hard at this one :D

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, if you just "add" it's harmless

    Anotherustyspoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's stay up all night playing Zelda.

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    #34

    Funny meme comparing nervous system response to Minecraft error message.

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very annoying when minecraft does that. This can also be when you stub your toe

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trueeeee. I have almost fainted 15 times.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I get up to fast my eyes have this whole readjusting process where I can only see colorful static.

    Yopees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh me too, I thought it was only me.

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    Michelle Rutherford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low blood pressure is so much fun when you do this. One minute you're getting up to make a drink, the next you're on the floor with carpet burns on your chin & a head wound from your coffee table.. 😆🙈

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I reacted when my fingernail decided to go all the way back. My whole body went numb *Cue Monsters Inc. Music*

    I ain't tellin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that has never happened to me in minecraft but when i wake up and im exited for something ill jump up out of my bed and ill feel like AGHH WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO MEH HEADDDDDDD

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Code red, code red! We need the heart to pump faster or we're gonna hit the floor!

    Halie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whose foot fell asleep on the couch and when she tried to stand up she sprained her ankle

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this feeling all too well! Happened to me on a bus recently - I like to fell down.

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    #35

    Two people, a boy and a man, look up at a passing helicopter, capturing a relatable and hilarious meme moment.

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    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age 10- hands straight. Age 40- hands on hips. Age 60- hands clasped behind back

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or airplanes, or cows, or cars, or whatever distracts me from reality

    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age 49: middle finger pointed at the sky. Goddamn tourist helicopters.

    Evangeline Cairns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk* sound of a helicopter

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad is 90 and still does this!

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me two nights ago. I heard a thunderous noise, ran to my balcony and saw nearly a dozen military helicopters flying over, lights flashing. I was like a kid.

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near to a helipad and the owner of the property uses his helicopter several times a day. I'm also on the flight path for the air ambulance heading to two different hospitals, so I see that passing overhead at least twice a week.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, living under a goddamn flight path: "it must be 2am, there goes the helicopter. See you at 2.45 buddy"

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    #36

    Hilarious meme about explaining a song with Google looking unimpressed.

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need an app where if you hum the tune or riff, it finds the song. quickly, Scientist Pandas!

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exists already! Shazam. You can find it for free on the app store so-

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    Tony James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: years ago someone lent me a tape onto which he'd copied 2 albums and added a couple of extra tracks that he thought I'd enjoy. No track listing. I really liked one of the songs, but over the years I lost the tape, and I could only remember part of the chorus. I Googled, Shazamed, haunted Reddit, hoping that one day I'd find out what the song was and who sung it. Then, quite by chance, I was talking to someone who told me that he'd been in a band in the 80s. I mentioned that I had this song stuck in my head, but didn't know what it was called. "How does it go?" I hummed the melody, and he gave me a really strange look. "That song is called Sheepshead Bay, it's by Sudden Afternoon, and I played bass on that album."

    A Confused Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My search history be like : what's the song that goes doo doo bop bang nanana doo doo bang - google search

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *types* la la laaaa la nah nah Me: WHY DOESN'T GOOGLE KNOW THIS?!

    Cathal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you met my friend soundhound?

    Yakinya Maddi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once heard a beautiful Japanese song but I don't know its name and I can't find it on google as well.😭

    I ain't tellin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i try looking up a song but i dont know the name so i just type in the lyrics

    FunK_One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soundhound , my friend, Soundhound! Hum, whistle, sing in it in all your tone-deaf glory.... It will find it like magic.

    red panda inc.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ;-; this was literally happening to me today, never did find that song...

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    #37

    Orange cat caught on a branch, humorous meme with relatable text overlay.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I would rather the clothes caught on the k**b than a stick up the nose.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! The word K-N-O-B got censored. So what should I call the thing on the door now?

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    louise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how are we supposed to have wholesome conversations about a k**b now??

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    Tin Woman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doorknobs. On my top 3 of objects I get furious at.

    Juniper Listowich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive heard k**b can be used as an insult so i guess maybe that??

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    #38

    Funny meme showing a woman and a cat looking awkward with the caption about saying goodbye but walking the same way.

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    MALEC GWITTER🤩
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sprints fast as humanly possible, "ummmmmm sorry, my lobster died! Gotta get to his funereal!" *

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    Cameron Alford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i act like i was going the wrong way

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, I always check with them first if that looks possible and it avoids this awkwardness.

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I try to do this most of the time, but when I forget it's majorly awkward

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    Elizabeth Sieben
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i go another way, then wait 5 minutes, then continue going the way i need. Yes i waste 5+minutes just to avoid walking with them

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then one of you just crosses the street just to get away

    Sandra Amazing Star
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh! wrong way im going to the donut shop.. see u!

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    #39

    Anime character hiding from a robot with text "people who call instead of text" and "me," illustrating relatable memes.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the opposite. I prefer phone calls to texts. Especially if the texts end up being back and forth, I f*****g hate that. Get the convo over and done with by calling them, plus you get the tone of voice and emotion that you can’t get from texting.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not respond to my text with a phone call. Just text back.

    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate phone calls because: the one who is being called is always interrupted. Then the caller first has to explain why he/she is calling. Then the person being called is expected to know the answer straight away. Just send an email or text, I'll get back to you with the specific information you need

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hate both, I try to avoid it hehehe

    Mag Marguerite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I text, it's because i don't wanna talk... so...

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate phone calls so i relate to this sooo much

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I don't feel like talking I send it to voicemail then text them"sorry what's up?"

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't be reasoned with, can't be bargained with. They do not feel pity, or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop. Until you answer that phone.

    Hurrem Haseki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's also more invasive. Text first, and ask when is a good moment to call

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    #40

    Person raising remote control in different positions to make it work; a hilarious meme everyone can relate to.

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push the button HARDER

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Opens back up and slides hand over batteries to make them rotate*

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dealt with that recently for about a week before I broke down and replaced the batteries.

    Kattie0530
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just throw the remote and get up, go to the TV, and press the buttons on that. Works. Cringe, but efficient

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even tell you how many times I've had to do this within the last few weeks for the Roku.

    Melissa Peck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Broke down and replaced the batteries, works great now lol

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    #41

    Paved road meme humorously depicting laziness with a patch labeled "Random motivation at 2 in the morning."

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to being an animator, friend. I feel really called out here.

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIGHT!!! I was thinking this the other night haha! why do I always get motivated at night, like it doesn't help me at all.

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when I'm going for a s**t I start randomly thinking ' oh I'm gonna be super nice to everyone from now on' and then I come out the cubicle and hug someone really hard and theyre just like wtf leave me alone

    Nope Rope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uum i like drawing comics at 10:00... I'm only 11 but the best ideas always come in the evening

    Thamar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm making whole plans for cosplays and art in bed and the next morning I'm there like "wait how did I think I was gonna be able to do that?"

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 IN THE MORNING?? Stuff that. That time does not exist in my world.

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    #42

    Cat in a box meme humorously highlights relatable music playlist habits with endless song options vs. the same favorites.

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7* songs from the playlist. Contrary to the other 82-

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that you always skip but won't remove because maybe you'll want to listen to them next time

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    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    76 in my playlist, but always look for more. A fun way to do it is to type three random words in youtube followed by "music" 763, 452 fails and 2 wins so far.

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 33 songs on my playlist

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I still listen to albums.

    ELzone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! My playlist has over four hundred songs!

    James Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    167 different songs on my playlist called chocolate box..no repeats..

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favorite band is your favorite band.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently turned on "Discovery Mode" on my Pandora station; big improvement!

    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck no. I wish Spotify would stop putting so many songs it already knows I like on my daily mixes.

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that as a way to establish a theme about what types of songs are there, personally

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    #43

    Two men in a car, with captions comparing brain activity during normal hours and from 2-6am; a relatable meme.

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So accurate! I love the expressions.

    Mintchinchilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Briley Lennen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me on the weekends... because I don't have to do anything at all...

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    #44

    Jerry the mouse crying, relatable hilarious meme about biting your tongue while chewing gum.

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    Raghad Mohamed Osman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever doesn't relate to this either isn't human, doesn't have teeth, or doesn't have a tongue.

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you accidentally bite the same spot again half an hour later... :(

    Isabelle
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    4 years ago

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    Not the chewing gum's fault

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    Sarah Fry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you keep biting it over and over again..the pain is unexplainable.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Randomly started laughing my ass off in the middle of a zoom class because of this

    Yeuk hei Chui
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened just now and I thought my tongue was dieing

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also when you put food in your mouth and it's really hot but you can't take it out of your mouth

    ChIcKeN bReNt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my toungue always hurts in the back

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the inside of your cheek

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    #45

    Bust sculpture in a car seat with captions "What's wrong?" and "Nothing," illustrating a relatable meme situation.

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    Patty Stier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and his face is like stone, mouth set in a straight line and nose held higher!

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    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are not immune to doing this either!!!

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men do this too. Probably worse

    Emma Hilliard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro it kinda reminds me of that one scene in episode 7 or 8 of season 4 of steam things…

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a much more pleasant statue in countries like the UK and Australia, e.g.

    Nevada De Avibus
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I have that same statue :>

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    #46

    A realistic spider tattoo on a person's leg creating a relatable meme humor.

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original image seems australian. I wonder why. But anyways, very relatable, very big yikes every time, worse in the shower.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, it’s a huntsman. They look scary but are pretty harmless. They are good to have around coz they eat the bad spiders like red backs and white tips. If they bite it may be tender and redness around the bite area. it is apparently similar to an inch ant bite (although not as bad).

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    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeling this under the covers and forcing myself to calm down at 2am, then waking up with a spider bite... It's happened more than once and now I question reality.

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm desperatly trying to get the fact in my head that there are "good" spiders....maybe in a year or two ...

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything that can kill, lives in Australia

    I ain't tellin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i touch a blanket with my foot Me: SCORPION!!!!

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    #47

    Man humorously splitting "I'm" into "I am" using log halves, highlighting relatable meme content.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because = This is due to the fact that

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However= Given the aforementioned information (insert summary), it is surprisingly, yet undeniably, a factual statement that (insert your after however here)

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    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high-school, I did whatever I could to pad my essays to make them bigger. By the time I was in 3rd year college, I was struggling to trim things down and make my essay shorter. Not sure how that change happened.

    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the font color to white and mash all the buttons >:)

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't! Correction: I would not do such a thing. No, sorry: I would never even consider in a million years to do a thing of that kind.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is worse: having to elongate boring essays to meet the word count, or having to shorten essays on topics you're passionate about?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, they're both so bad. But I think it's always better to have more than less,so to me, having to elongate boring essays is worse

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once in first grade I had to explain what I did for a math problem or something and I just wrote super big XD

    ZURIEL ADOM-RETVIG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I just put a VERY long middle name.

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    #48

    Soap as a skateboard soaring through a skatepark, illustrating a hilarious meme most people will relate to.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t have that problem using body wash. Hate soap bars.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But over time body wash uses a ton more plastic.

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i literally laughed out loud YES THIS IS TRUE

    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next stage, step on the soap and your in the soap paradox!

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) Ventura County line (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) Santa Cruz and Trestles (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) Australia's Narrabeen (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) All over Manhattan (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) And down Doheny Way (Inside, outside)

    Orca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also when you press the soap from the curve slightly harder

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    #49

    Boxing match meme with cherry tomatoes dodging a fork punch; relatable humor.

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olives go on finger to make olive hands. Then goes in mouth.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only eat whole ones when alone to avoid embarrassment.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Float like a cherry tomato, sting like a fork.

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then all the juicy mush squirts out

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f*****g hate spearing tomatoes. It is like a death scene.

    red panda inc.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your done with your salad but have croutons left and don't want to use your hands

    Antonia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And anything spherical and with glossy skin

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anything in that weird oval shape

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    #51

    So, In Co Nclusion

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    kate h
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am convinced Word was created in a collab with Satan.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah more like https://youtu.be/rs9w5bgtJC8?t=9556

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really pisses me off. Word Gone Wrong . I always get so close to tossing my computer.

    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then it crashes and I realize that I forgot to do a backup.

    #52

    I'm Just A 20-Year-Old Trapped In An 80-Year-Old Body

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stood up too fast. Bent over. Stubbed toe on an empty plastic bag...

    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut yourself with bread... No not the knife, really the bread crust... I managed to do that

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    ScarlettofHydraIsland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tripped over thin air. Smacked shoulder into wall for the second time today. Bent my ankle wrong.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time you wake up in the morning, all your bones creak and pop.... and then you get out of bed...

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walked too much. Walked too little.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog on leash jerked me off my feet. Shattered pelvis.

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I earn a living as a massage therapist--yay middle age!

    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would that child just pick up scab

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    #53

    True

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    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! It looks like cucumbers got the better deal.

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's why cats hate me

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The average human adult's body is 60% water, the average cucumber is 95% water. Sorry, I'mma have to disagree with him.

    Barbz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90%??? It's closer to 60 to 70%

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that describes my current mood perfectly.

    Orca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A human body is about 70% water, and we get thirsty when the water level drops by 1%

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the lower pic really necessary here? Feels very 2010-ish like it could've as well been "True story" or something

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    #54

    Share Your Secrets

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone just has naturally lovely nails and then there's me after £20 manicure and my nails still look like s**t

    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting with your hands totally still for an hour to let nail polish dry at home. Slightly flexes finger in mid air. Nail polish ruined. Other people: doing their nails perfectly on a moving train. I no longer wear nail polish.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meanwhile my ring and pinky finger nails can get to like almost 2 inches before breaking but my thumb and pointer finger's nails can't even show over a millimetre of white before flaking and breaking off 🙄

    Orca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My index is curve shaped but rest are flat

    Heaven Gooch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASSEEE WHY IS THIS SO TRUEEEEE

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are short and uniform on my left hand, long and peeling on my right, because I am right handed and cannot cut with my left hand and don't own a nail file or have easy access to sandpaper or something that could do a similar job.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used a skateboard as a nail file once. It worked.

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    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago

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    #55

    Always

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the ones that you can't zoom in - how am I supposed to see a bicycle in a 1 /2" tall, low resolution panoramic shot of three blocks of a busy downtown street.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not supposed to, you're supposed to be a damn robot, that's how.

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    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me: "Ok, traffic lights, does that mean just the lights or the plastic frame part that goes around the lights as well..? Hey, Google, define traffic lights..." I sometimes have to do captchas twice.

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it ironic you have to convince a robot you're not a robot?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some sites still think I am a robot, but I am not a robot! Do robots take xanax? I think not!

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last week it told me to click busses. I had 5 or 6 to click. Then it very condensendingly told me I needed to click busses. yes, robot, I clicked the non-existant firehydrants by mistake...

    Sarah K
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont think ill ever understand how this sh "proves you're a human" 💀

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you love it when they make you do four or five pages of them?

    #56

    Lol

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    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have to listen to the advertising person explain it to you

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know that they know that you don't care but they gotta say it cuz that's what they do

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad and don't want to be a freeloader but don't want to be roped in, either.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then I put it in the cart, only to turn the corner and secretly put it back

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve bought stuff I didn’t want that bad because of this before.

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually straight up tell them I'm just interested in the free sample lol

    bookshellf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the perfume swatch they hand out, i keep one in my purse.

    #57

    *looks At Floor* *pretends To Be Texting*

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 44 and still get uncomfortable when this happens :/

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Once when I was like 25, I visited my dad and his neighbors had loud sex while we were just having a conversation. So awkward.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother once asked me if we could maybe turn on one of "those" movies. I was like, watch whatever you want, I 'm outta here.

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha u know coz if u look at the screen they would think Ur really interested in it so u have to look up

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'm more "do you want me to explain what's happening?"

    AroAcePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hmm yes yes the design on this floor is very nice"

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
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    4 years ago

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    Ana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, in my grandparents mountain house we have books next to the couch and i just grab one when this happens

    Anime_Nerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked in on my mom whatching an old action movie when I was like 10 and I was like "Hey mom what are you- ahhhhhh what the heck?!" I was traumatized for a week. I needed some unsee juice after that one.

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    #58

    I See This As An Absolute Win

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    RayAnna Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the difference is consent! I didn't consent to watching a whole add, how dare you make me.

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    usually 5 sec unskippable add they put 2!!!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh - the joy of adblockers! (Shhh!)

    Ratatouille
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're watching crunchyroll and there is no skip button ;-;

    #59

    Every Damn Time!

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, u look 8 years younger!

    Pasion Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hell if it was that easy ID SHAVE my face and im a woman! LMAO

    #60

    I'm An Adult But Not A "Call To Make My Appointments" Adult

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope I don’t get an answering machine/voice mail, I am so awkward with them.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, yes, um, well, this is, you know, Alice...from, er, school, y'know, and, well...

    #61

    Snack Tax

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right and when u offer them some when you are outside the shop they say no

    TY FERGUSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they birthed, raised, and feed you so moms don't owe children anything

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    usually she pay for it. it's the tax

    Neon Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my kids they have to pay the candy tax.

    Nikki Bastian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Parent Tax is real, yo

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is extra funny because it looks just like my mom's hand

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this too. No, you do not get my food. Go find your own compressed sugar

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Can I pleeeeease have some Haribos? "

    Verena
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is "saving" us from the unhealthy food...

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    #62

    Everytime

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    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lulu! Always so pleasant to see Kittisaurus out in the wild

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the opposite. People are too insecure.

    #63

    Haha, Yes, I Am An Adult

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    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom is becoming aware, she had to s**t at like 3 in the morning one day and heard me up still, and last time I was "up" early, she asked if I'd even gone to sleep yet lmao

    #64

    Finally

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are marvelous critters, and they get a bad rap. They are the Rodney Dangerfields of the farm.

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsure how this pic of me got on here, but cool.

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fat-a$$ rabbit does this! She flips her bowl of pellets over, then lays down and licks them up off the floor. 😆 (God, I am so jealous of her...)

    ...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when you have been at home non-stop for 12 months it stops feeling special.

    #65

    Scratch That Brain

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put nail varnish remover on them and use them to go round the bits my nail varnish went off my nail

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, I thought you put the varnish remover in your ears! Sheesh... So relieved

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else? I tried placing them on a shelf and nothing much happened.

    ButterScot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to be the model that posed for this.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the f**k are we supposed to clean the inside of our ears then if we don't do that

    Thamar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your ears are supposed to clean themselves, the little hairs inside your ears "push" the earwax out

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago

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    So bad for you putting those in your ears.

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    #66

    It Is A Truly Sad Moment

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    Yes, I’m a Bookworm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gravity falls... why did you have to do this to me.. MULTIPLE TIMES!!!

    Linda Roy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M*A*S*H! 😭 and Lost (even though it made no sense, imo)

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time a Fargo season uses its main theme toward the end of the season 🥺

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A darn you! I finished the Ranch the other day 😥

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. i really like that serie. Bo was just great!

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even happy endings are sad because they are endings.

    A Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's Adventures, Savers, Tamers, I think Xros wars after that.

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    #67

    So True

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    Sarcastic Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brain past 10pm: sleep. my brain past 8am: sleep. my brain between 2am and 5am: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAKE UP YOU IDIOT

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9am early?... damn... if i can sleep until 7am i just praise the gods for making me sleep that long

    #68

    Truth

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    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people forget to turn off webcam before doing that, I have heard.

    David Dwyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * realizes they missed the button

    #70

    Can Y'all Stop Being Better Than Me?

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have BDD and you see someone who has not had an horrible accident involving fire or acide.

    MERCI LANGSTON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to not want to watch anything with my parents if it had someone my age in it.

    Anime_Nerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I as an artist: "I'm not going to draw today." Some five-year-old kid making a perfect rendition of the Mona Lisa. "I AM GOING TO DRAW TODAY."

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey hey your can always shoot your shot with them yk, get that bank... I mean you can probably hit it off, you're the same age, right? ;)

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too late to become skilled or successful with something!

    Petra Christovová
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    4 years ago

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    Robert Thornburrow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it can be good though. Dara O'Brien is more or less the same age as me, but looks about 20 years older than I do. Sorry Dara! :D

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    #71

    One Leg In, One Leg Out

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    jwashere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT THEN DA DEMON IS GONNA GRAB ME AND CRAWL AWAY WITH ME UNDER MY BED

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    Elish Janzen-Bender
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why mine is half on half off lmao

    Nikki Bastian
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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution : keep the blanket, open the window.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. ALL THE TIME! I instead opt for a thin summer blanket. That helps.

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    #72

    Sorry, Sorry, Sorry

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    Tami
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American women totally do this too!

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    #73

    Making 2 Trips Is For Suckers

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    ...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ass-grip is hilarious

    Lunar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain’t eating those fruit loops in the bag with those tight ass buns

    I'm a Gryffindor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hands hurt just looking at this

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    #74

    Hoisted By My Own Procrastination

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    KiwiBubbles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad that no one else commented or replied to your comment yet, but I honestly just... You said it so perfectly there's nothing else to say! 😮👍

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, those 7 minutes of doing dishes will KILL me for sure.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, looking up at the alphabet over the blackboard on the first day of 1st grade: OMG, I'll NEVER learn all those letters! Me growed up: Look at me, I write for a living! You can do it!

    #75

    There's Not Much Left

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same I know what u mean🥲

    Anime_Nerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you! I have short curly hair I can barely touch!

    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time in a 6th grade field trip, I found a hair in my mouth that just mysteriously popped up. I find a couple more and source it to some girl behind me

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know there's a girl living in a house when you go to clean the shower walls and this comes off LMAO

    Conceptual&Colorful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just look at her profile pic for a second?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And it seems so frightening if your hair is long because two or three strands feels like a ton

    Gemmila Cadd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have short(ish) hair, but it is T H I C K. I get it.

    Queen Cucumber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the THICKEST hair!!! I love it, but I hate looking after it.

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    Livvy
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    4 years ago

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    This is why I will never be caught in public with my hair down

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    #76

    It Just Works

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention their long lashes and smooth feet! Why???????

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smooth feet? Every guy I’ve ever seen has monster feet, even if he’s perfectly groomed otherwise.

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    Cooper Schultz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or after, like, rubbing their face with a brick

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This only applies to guys with short hair, and it's because the shorter your hair is, the newer it is.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, like a makeover for a guy is a shave and haircut. But women need the haircut, color, style, and the works on the makeup. And some need the shave too I guess.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fr like y'all use the 4 in one shampoo conditioner toothpaste and shaving cream or the same bar of soap you use to clean your ass and balls with I don't understand how y'all pull this s**t off

    #77

    Every Time

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I am camera-shy and avoid group photos like Chernobyl

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    Adriana Coppage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i once saw a photographer taking candid shots for the yearbook, so i gave them the death stare.... the photo had me centered in it and could be found in the yearbook

    A Lemon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that to a spoon trying to open a jar the other day 😑

    #78

    Relatable-Jokes

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    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to fall asleep and I've been lying there for so long I can't figure out which wall of my room I'm facing but I know that if I open my eyes to find out I'm gonna be up for the rest of the night.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every time. For at least an hour. I now start to consider if i really need that nap.

    #79

    It'll Never Be Enough

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you. That photo is about 1/4 of what I use to make a loaf of garlic bread. If you can see bread under the garlic then I failed.

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a running stereotype here in Korea that "Westerners" and (posh) Europeans don't like garlic. As a European in Korea, I never understood this one. I mean, nobody likes the smell of garlic from one's mouth, but, honey, garlic is in almost every cooked dish back there where I'm from... And we even have these folk tales of vampires and witches. It's just we don't really eat it raw in our culture, but it's not like I can't enjoy a slice of it on a peace of meat wrapped in leafy greens. ♡

    _BillyJean_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you’ve gotta keep the vampires away somehow

    A Lemon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta keep the vampires away.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this ... garlic isn't to be enjoyed in homeopathetic dosage. The more, the better.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to protect yourself from vampires?

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    #80

    Relatable-Jokes

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    Linus Nilsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to buy new ones until the old ones blows away

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs do that to underwear and socks. Items of that kind are sacred in our house.

    The only Plueschopossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tf can I upvote this more than once? That's so accurate!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's logical : men never wearing sexy panties. Unless it's a fetish, or a forfeit for a lost bet, or they are late for work and nothing else is available, or they just want to know what it feels like, or a surprise for their partner who likes it, or a fundraising dare... Forget what I wrote, there are actually lots of reasons.

    Loa Mun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the Graham Nortan Show Red chair story when an Irish woman tells a story of her running towards a car and she shouts Geezas at the end. I hope someone gets it

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing, but nothing, worse than a man, even a gorgeous man, wearing briefs with a crotch than is threadbare.

    #81

    Who Is This Monster?

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed my a**e off.

    Lunar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrmmp (try’s to hide geeky and awkward laugh)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always demand the photos are deleted. I mean, it was hazing, I was literally naked on the quad, and I don't want my relatives to find it when they google me.

    #82

    Relatable-Jokes

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    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah fam i'm a teenager and getting 5 bucks is like getting 9 grand

    #83

    Some Biology Meme

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That exact thing, mitochondria and all, happened to me

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey...that carpet has the same pattern as the hotel in the Shining, but in different colors.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out, you are actually doing the Geography paper!

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i dont see a question on the ONE thing I know, I'm very angry

    Claudia COULSON
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE MITROCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For biology majors: Choose the answer that is “more correct.”

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    #84

    I Am Both, Depending On My Financial Condition

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually cost the same to keep it full

    RayAnna Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at what time you spend the money can make a difference.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m neither. I fill it all the way up and then let it get pretty low. Not E, but almost.

    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is more fuel efficient with less fuel / weight in it

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    #86

    Dirty Boi

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    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this. Also my teabag caddy is around 3 inches high right now.

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had like 5 cups of tea in an afternoon once.

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I walk my dishes from the dishwasher to the cupboard.

    TTorrest Author
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh this is my husband cleaning out his work van every Friday.

    bookshellf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i honestly didnt know we can carry that many mugs.

    #87

    It Happened To Me

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember I left a mouldy apple in my school bag and I was too scared to take it out so all my books got covered in mouldy apple and the teachers had to give menew ones and then I got those ones covered in apple and oh it was awful. Then one day I looked through my bag and the apple had disappeared and the moral of the story is that if your too lazy to fix something that is getting your books covered in mouldy apple your mum or dad will fix it for you

    Birgit Merkentrup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with a nice hairdo it would look like the cheese sandwich i once found...

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me with cucumber salad once. Cucumber salad with cream in its dressing... Six weeks, during a hot summer. Needless to say, I threw away the bowl :/

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 5th grade, I'd get the school apples religiously and stuff them in my bag, promising myself I'd eat them at home. Then I'd get home and forget about them. At the end of the year, there were **10 apples** in the bottom of that cursed bag, yet NONE of them were moldy. The next year I got into the lunch line and found a moldy apple, and fear pierced my heart at the mere thought of how long that apple would've had to have sat there for.

    bookshellf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this was very creative, especially the darkness of the bag but I wouldnt let a banana live there so long :D

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a baloney sandwich in your school locker all morning.

    #88

    Haha Head Go Brrr

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    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get on a bus--any bus--right now, sit down, let your head rest gently on the window beside you (yes this is niiice) then the bus starts to drive...boom!! There it is

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faster than the rain droplets that always have to be racing.

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't miss those days. But I have forgotten until now. I believe the last (city) bus ride I took was like 12-15 years ago (About 17 for a school bus).

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just snort-laughed. And always when you're having A DAY and just need to rest...just a little...

    Nicholas Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    #89

    No Worries

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    DungeonQuestPlayer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughs* IM FINE IM NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING *sobs*

    #1FriendsFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha "no worries, sink happy"

    #90

    Relatable-Jokes

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    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aka my mom's handwriting versus my dad's. I pity the teachers that had to read the notes he sent to school.

    #91

    Now I’m In Debt And Unemployed

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought we'd get a starter pack 😭✋

    Ednineson Vertus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes the starter pack is student debt and poverty

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    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Big Hev, she was killed by Ben Mitchell.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about 'pick your major wisely'.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have friends who went to university who are waffling while others went to trade school and are doing fine.

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

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    Welcome to the real world, Snowflakes.

    #92

    So Sad Yet So True

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you're inside. sometime i remember something funny and i got a big smile out of nowhere while walking in public.

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, I always feel happy when someone in public randomly starts smiling or laughing at something they thought of.

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    #93

    Baby Names

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I'm named after Veronica Mars (first name) and roīsīn Murphy (second name)

    StrangerOfTheDark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veronica Murphy, we have tracked you down and are coming to your location to give you a hypothetical red velvet cake.

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    Giles McArdell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    {Me} : Only name I can think of that does not have bad connotations is Joseph. {Soon to be Grandad} : You mean like Stalin.

    Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to name my far in the future daughter Scarlett, not after anyone, I just like the name

    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just become Christian! 90% of kids in my church are named after someone in the Bible

    Party Poison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: names self after murdered character in a murder mystery

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. for my girl i wanted Camille or Gabrielle 2 name i really love but it was a no from my wife. :-( we settle for Lily wich was a short for Elisabeth for wich was a common ground for both of us.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Au contraire, you can't let them keep all the good ones!

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    #94

    Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, this happened to my birthday pizza once. My parents. ate. my. birthday. pizza.

    Sarah Fry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *breaths heavily* I can't relive the memories.

    Loralie Chase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when you ate it but forgot that you did and your parents asked if you needed anything at the store and you said no...

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this to me all the time

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my sister once and she talks about it 20+ years later lol

    Lil_Tae_29
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me singing with an axe in my hand: There is fire on the mountain and nobody seems to be arond, ooo there is fire on the mountaintop and no-one is around me... This song is normal but seems deadly when i sing it in a deep voice

    Rohan A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then you realize that someone was you

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    #95

    Still Struggles To Put An Outfit Together Even Everything's The Same Color

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always the darker ones for me

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I had to spend 10 minutes looking for a shirt that is not green, black, blue, or gray.

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    i'll sleep when im dead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love bright colors (which is why I dyed my hair red) but for some reason everything I own is black apart from the green rugby jersey I stole from my dad.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely relate to this!

    Party Poison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WILL NEVER EVER WEAR COLOR!! IT IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! HOW DARE COLOR EXIST??? haha anyway i am emo, so that might explain it XD

    Rohan A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally every piece of clothing in my closet I have ever worn is black

    DamnBecky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through all my clothes and like 90% are grey. Not Black, but GREY. Apparently at some point I decided I owned too much black but grey was a TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE choice when picking colors. Now I have no black...

    Aiyana Menrige
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exact opposite to me. Rainbow is my color.

    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything Black by Unlike Pluto

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    #96

    Im Never Early But

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    Average Grizzlies Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I always wait until at least 5 people are on before me

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use that time to learn the difference between "your" and "you're".

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me. I now always wait until it says "2 people are in this call" before joining.

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've always waited for 3-5 people cuz I have 🎵social anxiety🎵 and I so appreciate that they provide that function

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    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ironic part is this is for English class.

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats why i would wait until like a minute after it started 💀

    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or tries to spark a conversation

    NaruTheCollective
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why you mute the microphone & turn the camera off.

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    #97

    He Wants To Show Me Something, What Could It Be?

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    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also in french class when we were allowed to use dictionaries and everyone looked for swear words in french then passed on the page number round the class

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pute, salope, enculé, merde, tarlouze, vas niquer ta mère espèce de gros suceur de bites, that kind of things?

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also when we looked in the dictionary for the word sex and laughed about it

    Karen Harling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading a book about slang words when I was about 8 years old and looking up the word fart.Its meaning?...a small explosion between the legs.Cant remember how many times I went to the library to show my pals.still makes me smile

    1 1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man, im in high school and we still do this

    Swyft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly, they were never that interesting

    HOT CHOCOLATE <3
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....turn.to....page.....39..5........

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was page 53 in our book. Or 51, I'm not sure.

    Allison R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I was homeschooled what was on the page???

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    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the look :))))) but I don't think it is teached for 9 year olders

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 10 or 11 when it was introduced at school.

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    #99

    What Fandom Are You Drowning People With?

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    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same...but it's exciting to be able to talk about everything you learned

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    WolfDog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me telling my cousins all about Greek mythology at 1 am... we had a sleepover

    Ida Petersen (Student)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m autistic so I have this problem sometimes. Tip: while talking always check in to see if they’re interested. Hope this helps!

    #100

    How My Internet Works

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internet connection - good everywhere except where you lie down

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as you move the bed, 4G will also move

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wifi is just always bad so you switch to your personal data.

    I_Need_Some_Space07
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. God. I HATE THIS WITH A BURNING PASSION

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    #101

    Please Turn Cameras On Class...

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my school we use Google meet

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Teams" is even worse. I suspect Microsoft created the budweiservirus to sell their crap.

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    #102

    It Happens To A Lot Of People, Right...?

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    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the "exit" icon on Android phone ads.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw so much porn because of those... And I did not want to! There were women, yuck...

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    #103

    Me When I Write On The Board

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All. The. Freaking. Time.

    HOT CHOCOLATE <3
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always do it diagonally by accident :'(

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no it has to slant upwards and slowly turn to chicken scratch as it simultaneously gets smaller

    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or in the math workbook

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    #105

    Still Sleeping

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    Lunar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On school days:Kitten:it’s time Cat:Wait lil sis memes! Kitten:hell yeah ~kitten forgets to press button~On weekends: Kitten time to press button at 12:00 Cat:how about 1:00 Kitten:why not.This is why I get up and go on bored panda

    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleepy cat is the most cutest thing ever

    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your brain cells need coffee

    WolfDog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you guys have brain cells?

    #106

    Still Waiting

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just to be polite, but friends trips only exist in bad movies.

    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my friend planning to go find Amelia Earhart in a hot air balloon for her birthday when we were seven

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its gonna be a very frugal trip. Bare bones, one might say.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could tell you about an insane trip some friends and I planned to make - when we were teenagers. But it would require a LOT of explanation and I don't want to write a TL:DR comment.

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to find a date everyone is available.

    #107

    Gimme

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking thru the little holes in the screen...

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine just minding your business at the office and suddenly...

    #108

    I Can Smell This Picture

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the hotel towel is the size of a postage stamp

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wished I was one of those kids. My family never did that.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang hotel AC is freaking COLD!

    #109

    Relatable-Jokes

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    WiTchY_WoMaN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate it when I lay down in bed and get all cozy...then remember that I have to brush my teeth..

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Kids: I HATE BATHS! NOOOO BEDTIME! Also kids: *splash splash* NO I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT! Also, also kkds: *up at 6am* Damn, they really don't want to be in bed.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me with the shower in winter. I need no coaxing to get into bed. It’s my favourite place to be

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always want out of the shower. It takes too long and so does my post shower routine. I just want to get back to Robinhood and smoking weed.

    #110

    Press F To Pay Respects

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the anonymity, hate the vision obstruction.

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear glasses and every time it is cold outside I am blinded by the steam.

    HappyJoe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got glasses during the pandemic and boy do I understand now

    #111

    Goddamn USB Cables

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    Verena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor of this s**t recently admitted it was annoying AF

    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behold! The universal connector! That only works 1/3 of the time!

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    Nevid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly why they invented USB C connectors

    I'm a Gryffindor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do it on the first try... am I god?

    Orca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who has muscle memory about which is the right side in all my wires: I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW Y'ALL CAN'T GET THIS S**T ON YOUR FIRST TRY IT AIN'T THAT HARD MF 😭😭😭

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    #112

    It's Basically Useless After A While...

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    Ross Warren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is a parenting class (that he'll probably fail).

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    #113

    Please!

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    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *immediately starts imagining an entire AU with them as my spouse and we travel the world together*

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    #114

    Editing Is Hard

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You wish" would probably trigger a tantrum.

    DamnBecky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a woman tell her daughter that when I was working in a bridal salon "And this is why you go to college when you get older!" I just looked at her and was like "I have an MBA... I'm getting the employee discount on THAT Vera W**g." (which was 10x the price point she had given herself) Its called a side hustle and wanting a designer gown for 65% off. (Plus I'd worked at the salon ALL the way through undergrad and grad and actually had friends and liked it.)

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do better photoshop than this using MS paint. Which is probably what they used anyway.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I had done (and was doing) more time in academia than the people whose houses I was painting and banquets I was waitressing.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Karen : whaterver woman the speaker doesn't like.

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    #115

    Whatever Day It Is Now

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pandemic was the best excuse for not hanging out with people, because you know.. social distancing!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't want to do it but I am too kind to tell you".

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I don't want to now, I probably don't want to later.

    #116

    Dang, That's Crazy

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    Yes, I’m a Bookworm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response for everything that I wasn’t listening to: either “huh” or “ok, sure”

    ‏‏‎ ‎
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It works in almost every situation.

    #117

    Peace Out

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a creepy ass plane

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love the see the Monday morning meme to go with this one. :-)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I remember everything... I was just a baby... And my mother made me watch it... All those faces were terryfying! By the way, I don't care how much work needs to be done : the day is over, I'm already on week-end mode, so f**k off.

    Lil_Tae_29
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    girls : boys dont have nightmares, boys- nightmares:

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Friday, FUGET IT!

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    #118

    Finally A Diet Worth Trying

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    Adriana Coppage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i eat the whole pizza as one big slice

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your style, my hips not so much lol.

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend you to eat just one slice, folded and than eat it. Good luck!

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft i can eat one *wink wink*

    #120

    Yikes

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    #121

    It Hurts To Get Out Of Bed

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    TY FERGUSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Yamcha!!!!!!

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gives a f**k about Yamcha anymore? It's comedy when he dies now.

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    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 year old me sleeping on my stomach for 5 minutes and now it's sore 😭

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know why old folks are cranky all the time

    #122

    Welcome To Adulthood

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maintain a social life? Come on, everyone know social life is just a myth... Or else I am in denial to spare my ego?... Hmmm... No, it's a myth, definitely.

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older you get, the more you realize it's all a myth. You don't have to play that game. 😆

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least for now i got survive

    Joe Dunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious. Sad and true, but hilarious

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s looks like me when I get outta bed

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, although I already gave up on steps 1,2,4,5,6 and 8

    #123

    Constantly

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    Adriana Coppage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well then i'm the opposite of the avatar because im all ways being attacked be all 4 elements

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to add "getting random motivation bursts and suddenly becoming Van Gogh"

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    #125

    It's A Different Flex

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    Duck god
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waltor put some clothes on waltor!

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby used our daughter's phone to text "I farted" to a boy. I cried from laughing so hard

    #126

    Pretty Much

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    FroggyGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FROGGYYYYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS!!!

    #127

    Ouch My Back

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    bookshellf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very relatable ♡ howls moving castle is a favorite

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so proud of myself for recognizing what movie this is from! I watched it once in like 6th grade (several years ago...) and I remember it being really weird but really awesome.

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that way talking to my sister and I'm only in year seven

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when young people do that. It seems like a way of being shocked at their own maturity but also simultaneously not being self aware enough to realize they have no idea what it’s like to actually be old. Also it’s like making excuses for being out of shape or disinterested.

    Diddlybop
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    4 years ago

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    #128

    Wait No!!! I’m Finishing Them

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    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. In my house, it's "stop eating all the veggies and start eating your pasta!"

    María Hermida
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    4 years ago

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    I think this is one of the most idiotic things parents do. So much stress and so much worrying about a totally unimportant thing. Instead of "calling Santa" perhaps they should learn to cook properly, or just accept that a kid will only eat what s/he finds tasty, just like an adult.

    #129

    I Just Can't Understand How People Can Do It

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    Average Grizzlies Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously how do people open their eyes underwater???

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really an issue to some people?

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    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need to keep doing it and then it's fine

    Eggplanto
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok my eyes burn like hell too but lets talk about that mans beautiful hair. my greasy onion of a bun could never

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    #131

    Uses Phone To Take Pictures Of The Slides

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Periwinkle German immagrants literally gave America the idea for kindergarten

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The german say "kindergarten", the French (sometimes) say "jardin d'enfant", so I thought the american said "children garden". It was a little embarrassing when I was told they don't.

    Nevid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jardin d'enfants" is a day care center. Kindergaten is "école maternelle".

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago

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    Did.. They mean preschool? Kindergarten is an american word but the others are european.

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly sure 'kindergarten' is a German word

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    #132

    I Need Some Sleep

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    Ida Petersen (Student)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when I go to bed at 9:00-9:30 I still wake up tired

    #133

    Can I Get A Little Space Please?

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    Average Grizzlies Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wait until everyone is out of the kitchen, and then when I'm in it everyone acts like it is the most interesting place in the world.

    shyanna banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol so this is how my mom feels around me, my bro, and dad when shes in the kitchen

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is such a relief to know that there's another person out there that gets annoyed by others in the kitchen...

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. dog is laying there. Both kids insist on being lumps there (jk). Yesterday daughter decided ro take her wheeled spinning chair thing and spin around the kitcheb. Son likes to run laps downstairs and blazes through the kitchen. They stop when we say so, but still. Or, I'll sweep or mop knowing they're elsewhere and they follow me. Today I was in our gym room and they followed me in and touched all my gym stuff. Dog laid down. Kids RIGHT THERE. The gym is being set up so it was just some weights, a ball, etc. A lock will go on the door so they can't mess with my machines once they're up and I get an hour of peace. I realize how sweet it was. The kids just want to be near me. In 5-10 years they won't.

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    #134

    Uh Oh

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me the other day

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the worst feelings ever... I did that once, blocked them for a week just to avoid explaining

    #135

    Hmmm

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    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can just say, "That was more than I was thinking of spending." As though you have the option to actually afford it.

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General rule: If you gotta ask, it's too much.

    Chaz83
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General rule when shopping - if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it

    #136

    Feeling So Old

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    #137

    So Annoying

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    #138

    I’m A Monster

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, putting the milk before the cereal, and chewing on the tablet. My friend, Eating cereal without the milk.

    Imposmate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like to eat cereal without milk sometimes

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan I think you might need to be replaced

    Giovanni Omanand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, putting a single yellow m&m in the bag of christmas red and green m&ms

    Pikachu_is_drawing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother: puts cuddle fish in the bioreactor in Subnautica. Satan: Dam that's messed up.

    Ratatouille
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im putting this as my homescreen

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those things almost killed me, the other one made me wish it happened.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my hubby and daughter take tablets without water and there’s me that needs my mouth full of water when I drop the tablets in and then wash them down with more water.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the pill but dry swallowing can cause harm. Taking them with water is recommended for medical reasons not just because it is easier.

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    #139

    It’s A Vicious Cycle

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao that's MEEee

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish i could get up at 6h. it's always at 5h30.

    #140

    Accurate

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to take a sip from the cup you're going to give your sibling

    Dylan Clerkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sibling who pours the drink gets second pick. Solves the problem

    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it though? then you're fighting over who gets to split it.

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    Kelsie Stamper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother does that to me and my little sister. Maybe I have to try doing that for a change.

    #141

    Who Relates To This?

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough* yeah only 30mins *cough* ... (Me lying in bed 3h after the alarm went off)

    Party Poison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stops alarm instead of snoozing" yeah, i dont need it to go off again, i can get up

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    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get up at 10 because I'm on BP all morning

    Olga Purington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't get up as soon as I hear my alarm going off I might as well call in sick because nothing's happening this morning...

    #142

    I Hate It When There Closed

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    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah like im not making goofy ahh small talk with the cashier like sorry no💀

    I_Need_Some_Space07
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok ok ok… I, an extrovert but like when it comes to this… helllll yes thank u lord for self checkout.

    An6i3
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the self check-outs!

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally I‘m not afraid of grocery shopping anymore!

    #143

    And Bmw

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that so much...

    Lunar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ~hisssss hsissss hissss ROARS~

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tailgaters bring out the passive-aggressive in me. The more they hang on my butt, the more slowly I go. Sometimes I do the brake-tapping trick.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were I live, I've never been tailgated by a pickup when I drive my car, but have been tailgated by cars when I drive the pickup truck.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, with their freaking laser-beam headlights reflecting off your rearview mirror right into your eyes. Plus the foglights, who needs those in the daytime???

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when something like that happen i slow down... slow down...

    Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my "Welcome to Texas" when I moved.

    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever that happens, I slow down to the legal limit. If they still don't back up, I slow down some more.

    over it already
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heehee. My car is already totalled & has over 255k miles on it. I just brake check the hell out of them if they don't get the hint when I have already slowed down (& usually also thrown up a hand as a signal to back off.)

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    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is it with pickup drivers?

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    #144

    Ah Yes, The Leaf

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just ripping off a leaf for no reason at all

    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain: do it Me: why? My brain: just do it W H A C K

    TY FERGUSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HI-Five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I do this why why why

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    #145

    Make. It. Stop

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    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pain is real. And gets more real following **every birthday**

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it last four days?! This happened to me once, years after college.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Are there really people who ever partied when they were in college? There is no social scene in college, parties are a myth.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a community college program, and we partied, especially at the end of each quarter.

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    #146

    All Around Me Are Familiar Faces

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    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    umm excuse me, i did not give consent to post my story on the internet, please take this down or i will take legal actino

    Lil_Tae_29
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    laughing on the outside, crying on the inside

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...simmering quietly...

    #147

    I Am Speed

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it says I'll arrive earlier than I do and I end up being late

    #148

    *stares*

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    Agatz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend bought some food once, I was sooo hungry, but had no money. Was really jealous while she was eating.. But halfway through, she said she was full, and before I could offer to take it off her hands.. She tossed in the trash 😭 I was so sad :p

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a waste of food, really...

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    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (me in 3rd grade when my mom gave me lettuce for snack and my friend's mom gave her cupcakes and lemonade)

    suramura
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what sort of friend doesn't share? (joey, obviously, but he would've finished that food :p)

    #149

    Still Tired

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    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes more sleep makes it worse.

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens every fricken time

    #150

    “What A Joke!”

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    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is on my bucket list

    #151

    My Bubble

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to covid, this doesn't happen anymore :D

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you COVID for reducing the amount of time that happens, and Ring Video Doorbell for giving me the ability to tell them to PISS OFF from the comfort of my bed

    Orca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man that budgie is gangsta

    #152

    It Do Be Loud Tho

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum, I know you're on this. Turn down the volume on your damn phone.

    PikachuFan7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom bought a speaker so she could blast her music...

    #153

    Can Confirm

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when he texts u it will be '👍' or 'ok' after u just texted him like five paragraphs

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pandemic has changed my dad. He yaks on for ages now. It used to be one syllable.

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is either 42 seconds or and hour, no in between

    #154

    Gasping For Air

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason to bathe a cat/kitten is if it has fleas. Or has fallen into some especially noxious substance. Other than that - let cats clean themselves!

    #155

    It’s Fax

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    Rohan A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me , an intellectual who can mute and turn off video before the meet

    Orca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before joining the meeting, check both the boxes under the input box where you put your name

    #156

    Every Time...

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me overthinking the meme that shows overthinking of overthinking

    bookshellf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me overthinking the meme that shows overthinking and your comment about the meme of overthinking.. k i'm out _ _ 🐌

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet. I did NOT overthink this. I kept scrolling -but obviously scrolled back up to write this.

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    #157

    Good Talk

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    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me telling my sister she needs to shut up

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the wall won't give you any cr4p...

    Number 5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like finding loopholes, in whatever they say

    #158

    It Always Ends In Awkward Silence

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    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your explantion of something to the teacher is currently being made up in your head bc you were listening to music the whole time

    Stack o' Pancakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find talking about bread is a good go-to

    #159

    Now It's Easy

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    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    WolfDog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually when I was 9 even that would be easy for me

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    #160

    The Duality Of The Introvert

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *actually gets invited to something* OMG somebody likes me. This NEVER happens. Me, the only one not invited: *weeps* Last year, obviously nothing going on socially, but the year before I was invited to TWO events the entire year. First time my kid got sick so it was just me. 2nd time I was sick and popped in to give my gift and left.

    #161

    Relatable-Jokes

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    #162

    Oh Boy

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat this, you fart like this

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    RayAnna Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me way too long to get. Holy crap

    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a large explosion has occured

    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed at this for waaaaayyyyy too long.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Maddie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very confused in what happened here

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    #163

    I Just Genuinely Hate Making Phone Calls

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    GeyserTMS
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    4 years ago

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    #164

    Real Men Only Need One Go

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    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's NOW-year-old me refusing to make a second trip to the car.

    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when my crush asks me for help to carry something

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good god, how much is all of those weights