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Staying at a hotel seems like it should be a pretty standardized experience, most travelers know that it’s anything but. At the same time, hotels, motels and hostels are all places that seem outside of space and time, where there are just other rules and norms. So it can be nice and entertaining to see that others have had similar thoughts in the past. 

We’ve gathered some of the best and most relatable posts on X about people’s experiences staying at hotels. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and stories in the comments section below. 

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Arnold Larkins
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just one choclate bar wouldn't destry me financially... right?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the Walrus option?

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom actually does this every couple of months or so. She calls them her mini vaccinations and we can't disturb her unless it's an emergency. She's a Queen and deserves it. Edit:. Ha 🤣 of , of course I meant vacations. But it looks so funny I will leave it that way. I enjoyed the funny replies to my goof

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    If you are currently at a hotel, this might ruin the experience a bit, but once you imagine the sheer volume of people who have most likely stayed in the room you are in, it can get a little bit nauseating. After all, even if the staff have the best intentions, can you really trust that they reliably clean it out every single day?

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    This is perhaps why so many travel bloggers actually spend a good amount of time recommending specific hotels and giving their best tips. These are huge machines behind the scenes, with so many people coming and going. 

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    Bell-icose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you left a crisp $20 inside that thing.

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    However, just like that other staple of travel, the airport, hotels have their own, very specific vibe. Many social norms are out the window, the dress code barely exists and eating options can range from the preferences of an eight-year-old in the candy aisle to some pretty disappointing “real” meals. 

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    jonesnori
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not only about charging your phone, either. CPAPs need to be plugged in, and that's medical equipment. I once had to ask a hotel for an extension cord so I could plug mine in. Fortunately, they had one. (They were very gracious about it. The room design was not the staff's fault.)

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    Despite this fact, the main experience most of us have is a feeling of vague disappointment and a few visuals and smells that we would prefer to never learn more about. And that is ok, in many cases, going to a hotel is something we do because we need to sleep between activities while on vacation. It might not seem like much at first glance, but a meal and a warm room to sleep in goes a long way. 

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a dad, I approve of this joke!

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's what *every* girl says to me. Shouldn't I get something special if I'm paying for a luxury hotel?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They charge extra for a slap with the rejection.

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    Chintan Shah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm daft but I don't get this lol

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C: "That was a bit strong" G: "I'm doing my hair, tonight and every night."

    Chrissie Anit
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this "Word play hotel" skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vzTo70izI

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got it the second time I read it.

    Hyunjinswife143% real
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said sir could you turn that down? "sure" Id rather die than go out with you. It didn't make sens

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME: "Hello, Front Desk, Can I get a wakeup call please?" FRONT DESK: "You're 50, underpaid, average looking, single, drink too much and haven't saved a single damned cent towards retirement." ME: "Thanks."

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be the other way around.

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite hotel has a hand-held steamer...

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    Lucus Adams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have asked for the neutron rate : no charge

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    🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we don't have those little bottles of soap etc in hotels, there's a soap and shampoo dispensers on the wall of the shower. We try to reduce the plastic waste.

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    Kitty
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the plates drifting

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where being near-sighted comes in handy.

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    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childfree hotels with pools need to exist.

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious as to how that would work out, if the shower is more difficult and confusing does the rate increase or decrease? 🤔

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine a kid from Arkansas finding a "surfboard" in a Nebraskan hotel - that's what I call "surrealism"...

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell by the price. If it's not the cheapest item on the menu, they've added the dreaded twigs and shitt.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically pack our entire house up, unpack at the beach. A week later pack it all up and take the entire house back home.

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    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, staff needs time to clean a room (or a holiday house). The less time, the poorer the job is done. I live in a tourist area with lots if holiday parks. Everybody here earns extra money by helping with cleaning, and being mostly farmers and fishers, the job is done very well and quick. Not fast enough for tourists, who sometimes stay late and arrive early. Especially the late stayers leave a complete chaos, fridge full, no dishes washed (there is a dishwasher), beds not cleaned up. We can do a 6 person house thoroughly within 1,5 hours, IF they followed the rental instructions. So if you are lucky and your house is the first I did, you can start your holiday at 1 or 2 pm instead of 3 or 4pm.

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    Pickle (any pronouns)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, this. When I was staying in a hotel in Shanghai they would show the same ad for the same candy 5 times with 1 minute intervals, show two episodes of a random cartoon, a psa advising to prevent electrical fires, the same candy ad 5 times, an advertisement for some prestigious school, repeat until deemed ready to broadcast Octonauts.

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holidays give you new and exciting insights into yourself

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    BloodyBun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easier to distinguish the vampires from the bodyguards.

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I would settle for a coupon for the local pizza place.

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    Vix Spiderthrust
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I follow the Mann-Zaltzman rating system. Five-star hotel: pool has a swim-up bar; Four-star hotel: pool has a jacuzzi area; Three-star hotel: pool is full of kids; Two-star hotel: pool is full of dogs; One-star hotel: there's a body in the pool.

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    Lorenzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went mountain biking/camping in Mongolia for two weeks. Stayed in a Renaissance in Beijing on the way home. Caught up on the news by watching CNN while soaking in the tub. That's why.

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stayed in one because it advertised breakfast. Breakfast was a basket with granola bars and instant oatmeal.

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    Annik Perrot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sit, so you don't need to see where to aim.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Addams Family Skin Lotion for that lovely ashen look.

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    Samsquatch & Monko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, and at hotels I usually end up falling asleep at 4am because I’m so fascinated by how different the bed is from my normal bed, or questioning reality, or fantasizing about normal stuff like manslaughter or smth

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you won't be laughing so much when you learn what hotels charge for phone calls.

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