30 Of The Best Memes From “Funny Recruiter” Instagram Page

Also in public facing hospitality.

The one that never reaches our cold, jaded eyes.

AMEN!

Yup... especially when dealing with a "patient" who could quite easily self-manage their "illness" but they don't want to for whatever reason...

Feat. Brandon Urie from Panic’ At The Disco

Exactly this. I'm hiring for an entry level position and on the job description I changed the required years of experience from 2 - 5, to 1 - 3 because the senior position job description also says 2 - 5. HR came back and said that change drops the position down a pay grade.

At first I didn't understand what you meant. When I read horn I my mind was jumping to the instrument and I wondered what a horse would do with a horn. Took me a while and that while sitting under a sideboard full of collectible 🦄🦄🦄

The Eiffel tower is definitely not useless. Gustav Eiffel build radio and telegraph transmitters in the top of it, this was taken advantage of during WWI. He installed a lab in the second floor in which he studied meteorology, physics and he installed a wind tunnel within the feet of it. He welcomed other scientists to come and study there too. But it has also become a symbol of France and an icon in the city. That is not useless.

Pretty things serve a purpose

The one on the left is former cheerleader trying to sell boner pills. She's popular but doesn't do much. The one on the right is the chemistry major who then went to med school and COVID made them decide to go into pharmaceuticals instead. She is the #1 seller because 75% of the doctors don't care what you look like as long as you know right answers because knowledge is power.

Attracts paying tourists. Underpaid hard worker

That's not even the point. It's saying that the one on the right is how the candidate presents themselves on paper. The one on the left is what they're really like. One's a lie, the other is the truth.

That looks like everyone's cubicle

And where are my red stapler?

OMG for real.. even through it would greatly benefit both the student and the parent for them to hear that

I had teachers who would criticise me a lot, it ended up messing my whole life. So, I think it's better if teachers don't always say what they think.

Same with Nursing...

Preach!! 🙌🏼- Principal here 🙋🏻‍♀️

In germany back in the day I had to send in my applications and rejections to prove I really tried to get the job

Come to customer service. It's just the same here