Women and little kids have one thing in common - crying spontaneously for the weirdest reasons ever (no offense, ladies). Remember the time you first saw Barrack Obama? Crying. The time meeting Iron Man out of this costume? Sobbing. Having to eat a plate of veggies? Bawling your eyes out. These and many other reasons are absolutely reasonable to set a kid crying, and they have been documented in a website called 'Reasons My Son Is Crying' by Greg Pembroke. He collects photos of funny babies sent from parents around the world and posts them on his website. He's even made a book on crying for no reason, which you can buy on Amazon!

So whenever you have a temper tantrum about the fact that you cannot fit all the crayons in one hand, remember that there's probably a funny kid who also feels the same. Have more examples of why do babies cry? Add your picture and quote to our list below, and don't forget to vote!

More info: reasonsmysoniscrying.com | Amazon

#1

He met Iron Man... out of costume

He met Iron Man... out of costume

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Antonia
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, poor RDJ, look at his face, it's like: 'what did I do wrong?' xD

Beckoning Chasm
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And how can I stop this ending up on the internet?"

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Arjan
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he's about 3 years old and watches Iron Man...!!?

Volkan Başoğlu
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because he is not ironman without costume, the kid doesn't care about the actor.

Jasmine
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're tears of happiness. The tears of sadness will come years later after realizing what an awesome opportunity that was!

Salma Abidi
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RDJ's face is priceless :D :D :D

Susanna Vesna
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would cry if I met RDJ...from MUTHAFUCKING HAPPINESS! :D I love you Robert!

Maheak
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why cry when you are meeting RDJ???!!! I would have loved to be in his position.. :(

Trina Nassir
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the kid wouldnt know who RDJ is. Kid could be thinkin he's Tony Stark? Lol

Arboklover@yahoo.com
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take that kid and throw him into upcoming traffic and watch his lifeless body go airborne after getting hit by a pickup truck while still sitting in that’ thing 😂🤣

JamieFazbear
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a better idea. Why don't we do that to you instead :)

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    #2

    She met Barack Obama

    She met Barack Obama

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    Kelly Crane
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently she's a republican. LOL

    Liz Smock
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michelle Obama's face, "Ok, little Drama Queen!"

    Ayesha Khalil
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well actually she was crying because she could not wear sheets instead of her clothes (that's according to her mother)

    Ice Bear
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice Bear thinks that this is a good reason to cry

    ldao
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obama's like - hey secret service, what do I pay you guys for? lol

    Robert Featonby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is upset because Obama was happy.

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    #3

    I told her Darth Vader was the bad guy

    I told her Darth Vader was the bad guy

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    Carl
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well....vader did save Skywalker and killed himself instead, so......

    Juno Suk
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, spoiler alert! Was just about to finish the original trilogy, 30 years after watching New Hope and Empire. THANKS A LOT... (just kidding)

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    Albert Cohen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, this girl is right! Vader was actually a tragic figure who managed to redeem himself at the very end...

    Lou Wow
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that he was her father?

    Samuel Polák
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    darth vader was good guy in the end

    Fin Atkinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to see her when realising that s-claws isn’t real lol

    Lindsey Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luke i am your father 🤣🤣🤣

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little. b!tch needs a punch to the face 😈

    TomTomuan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow she could’ve faked that he was a good guy and avoided it.

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    #4

    She found out that I have a name other than "Mum"

    She found out that I have a name other than "Mum"

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    Edward Chieng
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other Than Mum..hmm..what a name..no wonder she cried

    PrincessMadison2008
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know my mom’s name was Mindy until I saw it on a computer. I didn’t cry, but I was shocked that her name wasn’t actually “mommy”

    Sage Bray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL MUMS HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES!!!!!!!!!

    Elizabeth Tunney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    betrayal. I knew my grandparents and parents name when I was her age... didn’t care, oof to the parents ears, rip

    Kathleen Dotterweich
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, was that the kid that was spotted in picture 15 where the little boy tried to push the chair and the dog was in the way?

    Karin Fern
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL one of my nephews freaked like that too!

    #5

    He met Bill Murray

    He met Bill Murray

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    Nina Hadzic
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Tom Hanks

    Margie Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Murray and Tom Hanks look a lot alike when making certain faces. This is Bill Murray people.

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    Liz Smock
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incidentally, Bill Murray rocks!!!

    Fin Atkinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Tom Hanks too not gonna lie lol

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids are crying over everything wrong in their world there is literally not one thing worth crying over in these photos they are just being snowflakes that’s all. What a bunch of wussies 😒

    Aesthetic club
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he is mimicking the kid

    CynB H
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is Bill Murray, not Tom Hanks: https://youtu.be/C2rrkc4xfL4

    Margie Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how Bill is crying with the baby. He is so awesome.

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    #6

    He doesn't want to go (even though we've repeatedly told him we're not going anywhere)

    He doesn't want to go (even though we've repeatedly told him we're not going anywhere)

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    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what he gets for wearing a Thomas the tank engine train shirt hahaha 😝

    Jasmine Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s letting you know that he doesn’t wanna go

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is totally crying for no reason

    Nikoloz Machaidze
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe his brain told him you guys were goin somewhere that he absolutely hates

    Rosy Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I don’t wanna go anywhere!” “We’re not going anywhere!”

    Julia Love
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you talking about him going potty?

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    #7

    Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)

    Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha lol xD Poor kid though..

    Glynis Lailann
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time when my little brother ate the last piece of custard pie and there was no more.

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn’t need any more muffins she’s already carrying them all over her body look at her muffin top arms hands and stomach not to mention her face and ugly nose 😝

    Bong Salvador
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and the burped..aah ok..back to normal.

    Fin Atkinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when burger breakfast is gone cos my six brothers take forever

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    #8

    Microwave ate his lunch

    Microwave ate his lunch

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    Gothilocks
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, fair enough. I'd cry too.

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have just went a step further and destroy his lunch in the microwave he wants to cry over the microwave eating his lunch then he can have a legitimate reason to cry over it. F.ucking pussy 😈

    Robert Featonby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just look at me sucking this p****s"

    Fin Atkinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair George that’s not how a microwave works honey

    TomTomuan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember how mom boiled me hard boiled eggs and left them (it was my school’s holidays) and I thought it would be a good idea. It wasn’t…. The eggs exploded and I had to clean the mess up AND make something else,. And also this kid isn’t wearing pants just like me.

    Julia Love
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lunch will come back, son. I promise.

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    #9

    Miley was on TV

    Miley was on TV

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    Devin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would cry too if I saw that video.

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One should cry if they look at her

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people hate some actors/singers very much….

    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would cry to baby. Poor unfortunate tortured child.

    Satoshi Ketsuban
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would scream and shoot the TV with a Nintendo Zapper laser cannon.

    Clever Fool
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I would cry if I saw Miley Cyrus

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    #10

    I wouldn't let him eat the rest of the football

    I wouldn't let him eat the rest of the football

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    lerbedeknorst
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the football ate his hair first!

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid kid hope he chokes to death on any of the pieces he DID eat his death will teach his mom a lesson about leaving stuff lying around where he could get to it 😡

    Fin Atkinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude death threats ain’t cool kids do eat s**t Ik we should put it away it happens tho

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    PrincessMadison2008
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t eat football, it wouldn’t taste good.

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    #11

    His dinner isn't ready

    His dinner isn't ready

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    Amy Eales
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I cry when my dinner isn't ready. And then I eat cereal.

    Slosh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amy, I think your toddler may have gotten onto your account.

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    Liz Smock
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admit it, that is what we all want to do when dinner isn't ready. I love that he is ready and waiting with the fork, though.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Shaggy from Scooby Doo cried when his dinner wasn't ready when he was a toddler.

    Ching Limpangog
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a reason to bawl over! :-D

    Marika Stanway
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, that's me when I'm really hungry ????

    J&K Channel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could just bring her brother to Alabama and marry him

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab the back of his head and slam his forehead up against the stove, bang that ugly little bastards head against that glass

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    #12

    I told her she can't marry daddy (...or her brother)

    I told her she can't marry daddy (...or her brother)

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    Irina Diac
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit, I wanted to marry my mom when I was her age. And I'm a straight girl.

    Kai Tembo
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    1 year ago

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    ldao
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids don't know what "marriage" it just means they love that person, chillax she's not a Lannister.

    Catrinel Petrovici
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to marry my dad too, I was so pissed at my mum when she told me dad already got a wife... ????????????and then I wanted to get married with Toto Cutugno. That didn't happen either! ????????

    Jana Bazoosh
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, the idea of marrying some guy that I didn't know yet and not living with my parents anymore terrified me... :)))))

    Mai Vân Nguyễn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet. She thinks they are the best guys.

    Levi Poop
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister wanted to marry my dad.... because he gave her soda

    Ruellen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she already got prepared...look at her wedding dress

    Afke Huldrike Hiemstra
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child I also wanted to marry my mother and dad. My mother understood that I wanted to marry them because I thought it means that you love someone and so I married with both my parents. It was really fun as a child. And now we can make jokes about our marriage :D

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    #13

    I said "good morning"

    I said "good morning"

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    Riri BlaBla
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows "good" and "morning" don't belong in the same sentence. :)

    Teresa Stockroske
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame her. I'm not a morning person either.

    Pi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How COULD you! :-D

    Melody Lanzatella
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trials and tribulations of being a toddler.

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    #14

    He couldn't fit all the crayons in one hand

    He couldn't fit all the crayons in one hand

    Judy P. Report

    Grace Barclay
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frustration is possibly the worst emotion a child can have. Chin up, little one. Things get better.

    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to have Dr. Octopus fix that issue. You can blame Spiderman for making multiple grabbers a crime.

    Celia McDaniel
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My fat fingers can't do it!!! HELP ME!!!"

    Liz Smock
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind him that his hands will grow.

    Jarrod Melson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lie to the child, it only gets worse.

    Abhisek Chakraborty
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this even as a grown up. We all fit in his shoe dont we? Just that its not the crayons everytime...

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    #15

    The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair

    The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair

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    Vellichora
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so dramatic tho XD

    Shruti Naik
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I like the dog... he's least bothered...

    Kitty Kat
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how the dog isn't giving a s**t

    Barbi Lucas
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have asked the dog to move!

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d push him down for that 😡and repeatedly slam his skull against the wall tilll he blacks out 😂

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    #16

    Her brother joined her for breakfast

    Her brother joined her for breakfast

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    Lynne Stankard
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - THAT'S his sister - be afraid - be very afraid!

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    Toni_0794
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes like " tell me again why you needed another kid"

    Carl
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brothers face tho...

    John
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look - "why did we have to have her again?"

    Éva Ivicz
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face. "B***h what the F**K"

    Banafshe Mgh
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D his brother's face is awesome :D :v

    Florin Hercal
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a future Dexter. And I don't mean the cartoon ;)

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    #17

    I wouldn't let him finish eating dirt

    I wouldn't let him finish eating dirt

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    Pi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bib. It's aaall Coz of the bib.

    TomTomuan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you reisest such a cute pup face?

    Margie Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a cute face, it kills me. It is like, ok honey, you can eat all the dirt you want.

    Carolyn Rudek
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wipe his mouth and give him an Oreo.

    Stacey Bancroft
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t let him finish eating Minecraft dirt

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He IS dirt hahaha what is he crying about 😝

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    #18

    I wouldn't let her wipe my butt

    I wouldn't let her wipe my butt

    Samantha B. Report

    Liz Smock
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her to give it 60 or 70 years, then she will be able to return the favor!

    Anda Bosinaki
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's got a point. you do it all the time!

    Max L.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems legit, you wipe her one.

    G Helm
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well, mum gets the pleasure to wipe her butt all the time ;) So she is right. That's pretty unfair :D

    Audrey Lian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HER FACE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t want that rats nest head of a sh!t stain being anywhere near me

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    #19

    I told him he could not take his unwrapped tampon out to run errands

    I told him he could not take his unwrapped tampon out to run errands

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    -1,000,000 Total Upvotes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were his mom I would show that picture to his future girlfriend

    Lou Wow
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to regret this photo when he's older.

    Annie Tsai
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously my kid LOVES playing with tampons! He calls them "shuttles" lol

    Sharon Kemp
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, he'll were a misery memoir entitled, 'This was my only toy'

    Annette McLeod
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were his mom, I'd have let him.

    Annette McLeod
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was his mom, I'd have let him.

    Ann Flynt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a discrete pouch to put his tampon in, then he is good to go!

    Jeanne Deaux
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mh... Why did he get an unwrapped tampon in the first place?!? And how?!? o_O

    Donna Price
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pictures are hilarious!!!!

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    #20

    The muffins didn't come out of the oven cold

    The muffins didn't come out of the oven cold

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    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would not matter to my son. He is an alien so burnt fingers and tongue do not stop his urges for the munchies. He is 23 now and probably a hellspawn because of the fact he will eat food even when it will fry anyone else's mouth off from the heat of the stove or heat of the spice.

    PrincessMadison2008
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they didn’t come out of the oven cold. I knew that my whole life.

    Rosy Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait, they’ll cool down :)

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    #21

    He Can’t Find His Rubber Ducky

    He Can’t Find His Rubber Ducky

    Elizabeth Report

    Celia McDaniel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. I've done that with my glasses that I wear every day. I have run around saying where are my glasses when they were on my face.

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to grab that brown bottle behind him and knock some sense into his head lol

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    #22

    He got stuck

    He got stuck

    Nicole E. Report

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you show nudity on BoredPanda? Because I can see a part of the buttquack.

    Heather Bishop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, he misunderstood the instructions. A lot.

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    #23

    We took her to a Justin Bieber concert

    We took her to a Justin Bieber concert

    Megan B. Report

    Celia McDaniel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reaction exactly little girl, exactly

    Jessie isobel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS ONE IS REASONABLE THE CHILD KNOWS WHATS GOOD FOR HER

    Rhon
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that considered child abuse????

    Kelly Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be crying too.....get me outta here!!

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    #24

    I told him we couldn't keep it as a pet

    I told him we couldn't keep it as a pet

    Lindsey R. Report

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine his state when you told him you were going to boil it alive in the most cruel way... -_-

    Antonia
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have escaped right from the kitchen?

    Fin Atkinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww that was my 3 year old brother Hiblee wanting a dead squirrel lol

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a huge scorpion! 😳

    PrincessMadison2008
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t want a lobster as a pet, but I would like a baby raccoon.

    Audrey Lian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GAAH! It freaked me out for a sec. Thought it was a scorpion

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    #25

    He didn't want to share his leg hole

    He didn't want to share his leg hole

    Cheryl M Report

    Samantha Wells
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think she wants to slap him?

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, look at how cute this little girl is!!!! Go on young lady, take all the leg holes you want, your cuteness puts you to cat level: you can have it all!

    Zulkarnain K.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face is priceless :D

    Marion Jansie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks very determined to keep her side of the leg hole

    Nardo218 x
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love all the pix in which the sibling is well-behaved, astonished, and chagrined at having to share their childhood with this raving idiot

    Holly Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face is priceless.

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could’ve separated it! I never experienced that because in my country there are no carts where you can fit 2 kids.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIS sister gives zero f.

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    #27

    He thought that if he colored himself green he would grow into the incredible hulk

    He thought that if he colored himself green he would grow into the incredible hulk

    Melissa T. Report

    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he tried. He just needs to throw bigger tantrums since that is how Banner gets by.

    A Green Squid Kid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my little brother colored his entire face blue

    PrincessMadison2008
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed when I saw this for the first time

    Guinevere Blodgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colour is a pretty close to the Hulk ... & the facial expression is close to an upset Hulk face ... Mom, are you sure it won't work?

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    #28

    She keeps dropping her fork

    She keeps dropping her fork

    Christina D. Report

    Liam Blasco (Grade 03)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a 6 year old crying about something nobody would cry about.

    Addison Reynell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you wearing those big gloves?

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    #29

    I can't fix his cracker

    I can't fix his cracker

    Fiona C. Report

    Melanie Liang
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....maybe he's crying because he thought that mothers could fix everything XD. At least I heard that almost everyone believes their mother could fix things at some point in our lives

    Jennifer Wigert
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have used some butter or icing to fix it :D

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab a second cracker in second hand and "magically" repair it behind your back

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    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is easy. Just pretend you are doing magic in the cracker box and get a new one.

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t fix the crack

    Malena Erez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing they ran out of crackers

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    #30

    I told him he couldn’t go trick or treating in March

    I told him he couldn’t go trick or treating in March

    Joanna L. Report

    Cris Grudberg
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is going to be my kid one day, we love Halloween!

    Micah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's maybe crying 'cause he hates Halloween! I sure do...

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kiddie pumpkins... trying to be both scary and kid-friendly but failing intensely(at being scary, not at being kid-friendly.)

    Kai Tembo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Halloween is only in October

    fadil mohamed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He that is oct 31 but maybe is march 31

    Aurora Hellman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like: Why aren't you letting him go trick or treating- (Seems "In march") Oh, that's why!

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is his costume for ''trick or treating'' in march?

    Matti-Veikko Haapamäki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claim to be of swedish heritage and go dressed as a witch for easter, collecting candy.

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    #31

    She dropped a receipt we got from the gas station

    She dropped a receipt we got from the gas station

    Claire R. Report

    Teresa Stockroske
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... the person holding her is SO OVER IT.

    LuNaLover Alex
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the man and kid in the back ground are like "get your s**t together"

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YIKES! Her undies are showing!

    Malena Erez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby in the background is going to be a Karen one day, I can see it

    Micah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol just the people staring behind them like wtf

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why girls need pockets.

    JKBisms
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man AND his daughter in the background with the most judgemental looks lol.

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    #32

    I won't let her wash her face with the sponge that I use to clean the toilet

    I won't let her wash her face with the sponge that I use to clean the toilet

    Effie Report

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She escaped one pissy face and ended up with another!

    Gah Lai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll thank you one day mommy! Lol.

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in the hunger games she’s like

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    #33

    He wasn't allowed to electrocute himself

    He wasn't allowed to electrocute himself

    Emily Report

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he took off the pacifier.

    Sir Isaac the Great
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he’s sad that he can’t commit hara-kiri?

    meow point1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Uncle Fester as a toddler.

    Nikoloz Machaidze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he probable thought he would become either flash or shazam

    JahelTheCrazyOne777
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this kid want to execute himself

    JKBisms
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to electrocute myself as a child because I thought it looked cool on TV.

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    #34

    He doesn’t want the banana he wasn’t offered

    He doesn’t want the banana he wasn’t offered

    Nicole T. Report

    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my son with dill pickles for a long time.

    Micah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me after my alarm goes off for school

    EJ Borge
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you have some rum left

    Brian Hermann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must think a banana is a insult.

    Jasmine Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s letting you know he doesn’t want it XD

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is basically just crying for no reason. :)

    #35

    I Broke This Cheese In Half

    I Broke This Cheese In Half

    Reasons My Son Cry Report

    Kelly Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent I would not be amused. Not one bit.

    Amy Weiss
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're kids. They get upset over dumb things. No reason for you, an adult, to also get upset over dumb things.

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    Jake Longden
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worst war crime i have ever seen

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parent: breaks cheese in half Kid: noooooo

    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would not have given a damn. He hated any cheese other than yellow American and did not care if it broke. Like his Dad when he was little, James also separated everything so nothing touched and still does that to this day just like his Dad afraid each food item will get germs from the others.

    #36

    He has a cereal bar in his left hand but he wants the cereal bar in his RIGHT hand

    He has a cereal bar in his left hand but he wants the cereal bar in his RIGHT hand

    Theresa E. Report

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that IS a problem, clearly :) I hope he figured IT out :)

    Margie Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure he got over it eventually.

    Nathalie Wasembeck-Green (Tribe WGreen)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it from ur left hand and hand it to ur right hand :) (that's the only way)

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he figured it out. :D

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    #37

    He discovered that his soup was homemade

    He discovered that his soup was homemade

    Reasons My Son Is Crying Report

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love some good hecking homemade soup. M-m-mmm

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. I only like store bought macaroni and cheese

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor parent. Kid isn't amused that the soup is homemade. In fact, he is having a hole tantrum!

    #38

    I wouldn't let him lick the doormat

    I wouldn't let him lick the doormat

    Karissa Report

    Holly Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, hello, who doesn't lick doormats?

    Neon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I lick just indoor "rugs" ;) - What do you know where "doormat" was during the night and if protection was used :)

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    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d slam his forehead on that glass door behind him

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a parent but hearing things like this really make me wonder what weird things I'm gonna say no to when I am a parent

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    #39

    I wouldn't give him beer

    I wouldn't give him beer

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give him just a tiny tiny little bit, just to show him the taste and watch the reaction on his face.

    Jana Bazoosh
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is, that although they make very funny faces and obviously do not like the taste, they usually want more...

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    Gamma Azul
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that face! I'm dying! This is the demon baby!

    Carlee Franklin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p GIVE HIM THE BEER!!GIVE HIM THE BEER!!!

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's roaring.

    A Green Squid Kid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about 1 year and I got a hold of someone's beer. I screamed "ICKY JUICE!" after taking a sip

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same reaction, for the same reason.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great job dude, great job.

    Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future swimmer at Stanford

    Gamma Azul
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that face tho! I'm dying of laughter!

    Sheila Graham
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little kids love beer for some reason.

    Clever Fool
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do old men. Does anyone else see the connection here (and elsewhere)?

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    #40

    I said he couldn't take the store's display wagon full of pink socks home

    I said he couldn't take the store's display wagon full of pink socks home

    Dan Report

    Leen Pol
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just too cute That's just too cute!!

    Leen Pol
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't mean to write that twice lol

    Brian Hermann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to be a robber when he grows up.

    #41

    I won't let her wear dirty underwear as a hat

    I won't let her wear dirty underwear as a hat

    Tiffany Report

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's hers, let her. Then promptly photograph it and print it on the top of her sweet 16 birthday cake ;)

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just slam her head on that floor already multiple times and hard enough to cause a skull fracture

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that when I was little because..wait for it..... I saw it on tv

    #42

    She wouldn’t fit through the doggy door (note the open door right next to her)

    She wouldn’t fit through the doggy door (note the open door right next to her)

    Amy L. Report

    #43

    They received new hats

    They received new hats

    Katy L. Report

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 heads worthy of being bashed with a baseball bat 😈

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their heads are probably burning. Relatable because it happens when I wear a hat and I never wear hats.

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angry Birds underwear

    Chihuahuarocks7
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These hats are scratchy! Make it stop make it stop mum 😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!!!!!"

    meow point1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like it's their worst nightmare, LOL!

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I crochet and am about as good as you can get... well done and as for fashion sense I totally would weir them people with no talent judge away you just can't do it and your judgement is unjust.

    #44

    Her ice cream cake was cold

    Her ice cream cake was cold

    Annette P. Report

    Liam Blasco (Grade 03)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it becomes warm, it'll surely drip on him.

    #45

    We said she couldn't have more bacon

    We said she couldn't have more bacon

    Lisa Report

    gedwards1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cried for the same reason yesterday and i'm 55 years old

    Steve Maas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    note: there's still bacon on the plate... 🤔

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why couldn’t she? If she wants more, FEED HER MORE!

    Emlyn Vo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some on her plate though...

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    #46

    I said that her sweater looked so soft and comfy

    I said that her sweater looked so soft and comfy

    Kara F. Report

    Pi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gorsh! A right Royal hissy fit, this!

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I felt I was sporting the best look EVA, and someone would tell me I look "soft and comfy", I would cry too. :D

    Patrick Swan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a compliment kid learn to take a compliement

    Jack Rea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What rude parents! Her sweater looks rough and terrible :)

    Charles ONeal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It LOOKS comfy. Maybe it’s really itchy and she’s offended.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the word "comfy", either. Maybe it's because I don't feel "comfy" or "uncomfy" like other people do, I just tolerate everything I'm wearing.

    #47

    The goat ate the goat food from his hand

    The goat ate the goat food from his hand

    William Report

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you gave it to him and the goat stole it!!!!

    Ronja Rövardotter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! So many kids react like this. Poor little fella. It is just like my little sister :) I was wondering for a reason and I guess the kids just realize that goat could have actually bite them.

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how we can see the dad in the mirror taking the picture.

    Jasper Holden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just note the random dude filming in the backround.

    #48

    I told him he was too young to watch Breaking Bad

    I told him he was too young to watch Breaking Bad

    Corinne A. Report

    Jessica Padgett
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little one after I said she couldn't watch The Godfather

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job boy, good job.

    Satoshi Ketsuban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him watch Pokemon. Much more fun.

    ForThePeople
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was🎶

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    Gözde Gencer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this one makes sense : ) He has a point.

    nikkicole
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow look at those eyelashes

    Steve Maas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like my kiddo, and the no Breaking Bad? I can relate!

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    #49

    The neighbor's dog isn't outside

    The neighbor's dog isn't outside

    Reasons My Son Is Crying Report

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take that toy behind him and bash his skull with it

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww.. he must be his playmate...

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put his kid out to play with the neighbours

    #50

    There are only "ugly" outfits left in her drawers

    There are only "ugly" outfits left in her drawers

    Claire Report

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this every single day!

    EJ Borge
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cry about the same thing

    meow point1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She reminds me of Rarity from My Little Pony.

    Rebecca Brown
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still go threw this at least week and I'm in my 40's!!

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    #51

    I picked up the cat poop off the floor without her

    I picked up the cat poop off the floor without her

    Jill C. Report

    PrincessMadison2008
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like baby hazel And she doesn’t look like she’s crying

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like me when my people do stuff without me

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    #52

    She walked in on me changing

    She walked in on me changing

    Joyce K. Report

    Elspeth MacKenzie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Well, that's kinda mean! Hahaha

    Holly Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I react the exact same way when I see myself changing. It's scary!

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably feels bad that’s why she’s crying.

    gedwards1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was the picture taken by the mother or the father?

    Neon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gedwards1 -If it was Dad probably seen some thing new. If it was mum was a fit : You still have b*** but dont allow me to eat from them any more!?!?! ;)

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    Marcena Cashman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not good for your self-confidence.

    Neon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -If it was Dad probably seen some thing new. If it was mum was a fit : You still have b*** but dont allow me to eat from them any more!?!?! ;)

    Rosy Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that’s probably a bit traumatizing

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    changing... someone's diaper?

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    #53

    She got inside the locker and couldn't figure out how to get back out

    She got inside the locker and couldn't figure out how to get back out

    Krysia V. Report

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbass , should’ve locked her in there and let her die 🤣

    Lillian Magruder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s open! Right in front of you

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm... I think the door is open.

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    #54

    She had to brush her teeth

    She had to brush her teeth

    Ann-Marie H Report

    Amber Ridgdill
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, if you can't see it then it is definitely not happening... :D Sort of like the kids at hide and seek who just covers his/her eyes to hide.

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    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb brat, beat her a$$ the f.uck up

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Im always mad too because after that you can only drink water.

    PrincessMadison2008
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture always makes me laugh for some reason. Probably how devastated she looks

    Liam Blasco (Grade 03)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate brushing my teeth, too, but there's no reason to cry about it. My little 3 year old sister usually loves brushing her teeth.

    Holly Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll thank you later for causing her so much grief.

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    #55

    I would not open the string cheese for her. It was a tampon

    I would not open the string cheese for her. It was a tampon

    Ariel A. Report

    Carly Childs
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha....my son saw me carrying a tampon when he was younger and got mad bc I didn't give him any string cheese!

    #56

    I wouldn't walk across "the bridge"

    I wouldn't walk across "the bridge"

    Reasons My Son Is Crying Report

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww poor thing, he wants to show how strong he is ! Well, it wouldn't have been a drama to just TRY to figure out something, like pretending you cross on "the bridge", tho...

    #57

    T-Rex’s jaw is not big enough to bite this Lego-man’s head

    T-Rex’s jaw is not big enough to bite this Lego-man’s head

    Reed J. Report

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw that tot into the television behind him , head first 🤣

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the head smaller or the dinosaurs had an articulated jaw

    JKBisms
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even a LEGO man, it's a f*****g rip off. For shame!

    Taylor Bentley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a thing on the amazing world of gumball aka the world without gumball

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    #58

    I told him he doesn't need sunscreen when it's raining

    I told him he doesn't need sunscreen when it's raining

    Tiina V. Report

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just trying to be safe!!

    samantha iza
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....edit his face to a man body....Tadaa a new adult!

    Arboklover@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he needs is a good slamming against that bed frame. Grab his face and repeatedly slam the back of his head against it and repeatedly slap the top of his head till he falls down and cries 😈

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would get slimy!

    Kriss Mendoza
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you do need sunscreen even when it's raining

    meow point1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the time of year. Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't.

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    Kriss Mendoza
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually you do need sunscreen even when it's raining

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    #59

    I threw out his dirty band-aid... a month ago

    I threw out his dirty band-aid... a month ago

    Reasons My Son Is Crying Report

    Elizabeth Tunney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want abs. I’m Kinda fat and I’m too busy watching bored panda to exercise, I’m jelly of dem kiddo abs

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    #60

    Anna Kendrick's "Cups" song is on the radio, and I didn't have a cup to give her

    Anna Kendrick's "Cups" song is on the radio, and I didn't have a cup to give her

    Soraya T. Report

    Tania Andini
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    frankly, i would cry too if this song was on the radio and i didn't have any cups to play it with. lol

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn’t carry cups in their car?.

    Addison Reynell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she maybe wants to dance along with the cup!

    Ani Asnever
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The song never mentions the word "Cups"

    #61

    There was a hotdog hidden in his cornbread

    There was a hotdog hidden in his cornbread

    Sarah S. Report

    Andrew Wozniak
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kid was excited to find a hot dog in her hot dog...

    Steven Ganz
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I found two skinny one in my cornbread and have always been looking for another yes I am 65 yrs old now and still looking. LOL!

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love even a microwaved Hot Dog rn.

    Clever Fool
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid. Hotdogs are made of pig buttholes.

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    #62

    He can’t reach the pennies. They’re too far away

    He can’t reach the pennies. They’re too far away

    Whitney L. Report

    Lena Hunter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until it's the tv remote

    Neon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my times of old TVs We were the "remotes" for our parents... Junior go to Tv and press 4th button ;)

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    Makenzie Sylvester
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he get them if hes to far away from the coins?

    Makenzie Sylvester
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Aurora Hellman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me sometimes, when i'm too lazy...

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    #63

    He can’t get down

    He can’t get down

    Amy Report

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a f*****g girl are you miss gender Ing sexually?

    Aurora Hellman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the legends say that he is still sitting there...

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help The poor thing! pleeeeeaaaaassssssseeeee????🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    #64

    His brother is also on a swing

    His brother is also on a swing

    Report

    TomTomuan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lil bro is so cute, tho…. 😊

    #65

    She doesn't want to come out

    She doesn't want to come out

    Ayat A. Report

    Amber Ridgdill
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why eww? lol the water in the toilet is the same water from the faucet xD I mean, unless there are poop streaks in the toilet... but who just leaves those without cleaning them D:

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    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kamala Harris leaked picture as kid

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a picture of kid that goes to our church get stuck like that

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    #66

    I wouldn't let him get a tattoo

    I wouldn't let him get a tattoo

    Reasons My Son Is Crying Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you better be friendly with this good boy

    Yessica Carrillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ he doesn’t realize how painful tattoos are!”- Taylor Nikolai

    Lou Varner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have the same reaction when they tell me no more tattoos

    #67

    I'm cooking her eggs instead of feeding them to her raw

    I'm cooking her eggs instead of feeding them to her raw

    Lara M. Report

    Luna Cat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she wants to k**l her💀

    Addison Reynell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like raw eggs cooked is waaaaaay better.

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gurl raw eggs will give u salmonella! kids that age can die from food poisoning

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    Elizabeth Tunney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Trek sign and she’s a disrespectful brat

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    #68

    He wasn't allowed to pee on the rocks

    He wasn't allowed to pee on the rocks

    Strollering Europe Report

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were in the middle of nowhere

    #69

    He asked when he could be a baby again. I told him "never"

    He asked when he could be a baby again. I told him "never"

    Jessica M. Report

    Aurora Hellman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to know the location of the fountain of youth.

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    #70

    He put himself in timeout... For no reason

    He put himself in timeout... For no reason

    Kim Report

    tsjah
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every other kid here; follow his lead ;D

    Amy Weiss
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there is a reason, she just hasn't found it yet.

    Addison Reynell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he did something wrong but didn't want to tell his parents

    C. Wang
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i have that exact type of tile in my basement

    #71

    He could not hold the railing and his cereal in the same hand at the same time

    He could not hold the railing and his cereal in the same hand at the same time

    Elizabeth G. Report

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    #72

    I refused to let him continue to play in his own vomit

    I refused to let him continue to play in his own vomit

    Kate C. Report

    Pi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please oh internet fairy, make this a meme.

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like an adult when they realise their coffee got cold 1 hour ago! Hahahaha! LOL

    Kellys Elliott
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he has an ice cream headache....

    Holly Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really looks stressed over this situation he finds himself in.

    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Oliver Hardy move right there.

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    #73

    She Wanted To Travel Inside The Suitcase

    She Wanted To Travel Inside The Suitcase

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    #74

    He cut his own hair

    He cut his own hair

    Kourtney K. Report

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he needs a mortgage

    Caroline Manes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRO MY NIGHBOR AND HIS TWIN BROTHER LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he does't like the style.

    JKBisms
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not half bad for a kid and first time.

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    #75

    She can’t hold all three drinks at once

    She can’t hold all three drinks at once

    Jessica Report

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling you will find this exact same picture of her when she's much taller...

    Flávio de Moura
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a floor like that, I'd be a sloth.

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free drunk noise sound effect

    Alayna Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, she can crawl and hold one in her foot. (? Wut?)

    #76

    He got stuck under the barstool

    He got stuck under the barstool

    Reasons My Son Is Crying Report

    Lena Hunter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the look of pure terror in his face

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuck in the nice chair

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a vivid memory but when my mom was pregnant with one of my sisters, we moved of our old house were staying at my great aunt and uncle's until we moved to our current house. One time, while we were living at my great aunt and uncle's, there were people over and something like that happened to my other sister and she was crying. 🤣

    Lillian Magruder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done this so many times that my mom used to flip then on the side

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help him! please? 🥺🥺🥺

    #77

    She wasn't allowed in the mosh pit

    She wasn't allowed in the mosh pit

    Jennifer G. Report

    UltraMiner245
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She ain’t ready for the mosh pit shaka brah

    Amber Ridgdill
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could always have him on your shoulders and let him flail around up there :P

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know what a mosh pit was until I first saw this and asked someone

    JKBisms
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one time in 8th grade I was at a school dance, and I was minding my own business, screaming the lyrics to Baby Baby Baby Oh (In a meme sort of way.) When all of a sudden half the gym mosh-pitted me. I was like 4"9, real tiny 8th grader, so I was quickly overpowered and knocked unconscious. Jesus if some kid didn't notice me getting trampled I might not be as handsome as I am now.

    JKBisms
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyways, I am now a Sophomore in HS, and still a midget at 5"3.

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    #78

    I won't let him spray the trees with sunscreen

    I won't let him spray the trees with sunscreen

    Carrie R. Report

    meow point1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he think the trees would get sunburnt?

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunscreen, smile trees

    Elizabeth Tunney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get bright red when I’m mad/crying

    Kristina LaPlante
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, your son looks scarily like my daughter. Don't you just love that hair!

    Lily Quinn
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    You need to spray him with sun screen! Skin cancer is a thing !

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    #79

    I wouldn't let him get me a beer

    I wouldn't let him get me a beer

    Nicole H. Report

    #80

    I told my 5 year old that the (18-24M) lobster costume might be too small on him

    I told my 5 year old that the (18-24M) lobster costume might be too small on him

    Tricia D. Report

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never tried a size too small for you, mom ? Thinking that whatever happen, it will fit ? Yep, we all did...

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me once. I was jealous because I couldn't fit into a pair of shoes

    #81

    I washed the dirt and sand off his pear

    I washed the dirt and sand off his pear

    Reasons My Son Is Crying Report

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    #82

    I threw away the gum he was chewing... that he found on the side of a trashcan in Old Navy

    I threw away the gum he was chewing... that he found on the side of a trashcan in Old Navy

    Nanette P. Report

    Rosy Bird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it got taken out

    #84

    The goldfish came from the wrong place in the pantry

    The goldfish came from the wrong place in the pantry

    Kristy G. Report

    #85

    The Easter Bunny brought her an Easter basket

    The Easter Bunny brought her an Easter basket

    Sophie G. Report

    Gy Tis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... "but I wanted a car"

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe she has her own easter basket and she wants to use that instead.

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    Sue Lowe
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she wanted to go on an Easter Egg Hunt so she could find her own.

    Pi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure her curls are so soft, by the looks of it!

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some problems in the image #1 that is not a girl #2 did you kill a kid #3 is that a npc

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she is afraid of the Easter bunny. It is a common phobia among toddlers

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    #86

    I stirred his "fruit on the bottom" yogurt

    I stirred his "fruit on the bottom" yogurt

    Andrew T. Report

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be crying about that too! It should never be mixed! :)

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER DO THAT ! NEVER ! What kind of animal are you ?

    Fin Atkinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t mix it my autisum be bussing

    Melissa Jane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a point. You monster lol

    Holly Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the worst parent, ever!

    Patrycja Lecter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember that i actually cried because of this too, when i was his age. it was terrible! how could anyone do such thing?!

    #87

    I asked him how he was doing

    I asked him how he was doing

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    Amy Weiss
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just answering you! lol

    Holly Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, jeesh, what did you expect?

    Emlyn Vo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend: hey how you doing me: -starts crying from depression-

    Aesthetic club
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parent: how are you doing? :) Baby: waaaaahhh

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    #88

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Maxi Pad

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Maxi Pad

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    C. Wang
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's such an adorable baby!

    Bear in the Woods
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby nephew has the same giraffe toy :)

    Sarah Lennie
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sophie the Giraffe is very popular with babies everywhere. My girls had one each :)

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    Arlin Smits
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby loves the giraffe chewtoy!

    #89

    I turned off the TV because it was time to leave for Walt Disney World

    I turned off the TV because it was time to leave for Walt Disney World

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    Daria B
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They tell me that I should get out more, but the TV is my best friend" ♬♪

    Sadie Ann Foy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I know the feeling. We were already at the suite and I was watching Spongebob. My grandma turned it off and said it was time to go.

    Aesthetic club
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would watch TV over Disney world? But tv is very addicting

    Liam Blasco (Grade 03)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney World vacation is better than TV, unless you take a car and live in Michigan with Motion Sickness like me.

    #90

    I'm not in the pool with him

    I'm not in the pool with him

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    #91

    The Tacos Weren't Ready.

    The Tacos Weren't Ready.

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    Clever Fool
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be upset too. I <3 tacos!

    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like me I'm always ready to eat. Unless it is something I don't like or just being lazy

    Mario Mendez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be upset, but I would be upset if I had taco shells instead of tortilla tacos. :/

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    #92

    I told him not to eat the power cord to my breast pump

    I told him not to eat the power cord to my breast pump

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    Dharma241
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't chew the powercord"...things you never thought you'd say, then you had kids.

    Emma F. Boda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't chew the powercord"...things I never thought I'd say, then I married my husband.

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    Aesthetic club
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, u pretended that the yellow lamp cord was rapunzel's hair

    #93

    I told her to stop playing with the trash

    I told her to stop playing with the trash

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    Corina Tusinean
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is there an air vent in the floor?

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    #94

    We took the core out of his apple

    We took the core out of his apple

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    Pi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I like the fact that he's in diapers but seems to think shoes are needed to be dressed properly!

    Nic Brooks
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no core... lol. It is a myth. Watch how to eat an apple on youtube.

    #95

    I wouldn't let him use the toothbrush he had just dropped in the toilet

    I wouldn't let him use the toothbrush he had just dropped in the toilet

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    #96

    He can't drink the Easter egg dye

    He can't drink the Easter egg dye

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that just vinegar and food coloring? Let him try it, at worst his mouth would be a different color for a bit.

    #97

    I wrapped his Hannukah present

    I wrapped his Hannukah present

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    2 years ago

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    #98

    I wouldn't let her eat Sriracha

    I wouldn't let her eat Sriracha

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    Amelia Lemoine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her eat it see how it tastes

    L a El
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I could really use that on my noodles.

    Guinevere Blodgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son, when he was about 2, wanted some of my wasabi. I told him that he didn't really want it b/c it was very spicy. Undeterred, he kept asking & was on the verge of a melt down. So, I gave him a small amount. Turns out he liked wasabi.

    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some mistakes are just meant for us to let the kids make... I'm sure she would not want to try again...

    Emlyn Vo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my dear little one...your parent's just saving you from a burning mouth <3

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let her try a drop, at least she'll be crying for a legitimate reason... just have some milk or bread nearby.

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that brand isn't even spicy... but i have been eating indian food for 10 years so at least not for me

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    #99

    The Wrapper Had A Weird Taste ( She Had No Idea What Chocolate Was )

    The Wrapper Had A Weird Taste ( She Had No Idea What Chocolate Was )

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    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks older in the picture when she's crying.

    Stacey Bancroft
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwwww i feel you