Women and little kids have one thing in common - crying spontaneously for the weirdest reasons ever (no offense, ladies). Remember the time you first saw Barrack Obama? Crying. The time meeting Iron Man out of this costume? Sobbing. Having to eat a plate of veggies? Bawling your eyes out. These and many other reasons are absolutely reasonable to set a kid crying, and they have been documented in a website called 'Reasons My Son Is Crying' by Greg Pembroke. He collects photos of funny babies sent from parents around the world and posts them on his website. He's even made a book on crying for no reason, which you can buy on Amazon!
So whenever you have a temper tantrum about the fact that you cannot fit all the crayons in one hand, remember that there's probably a funny kid who also feels the same. Have more examples of why do babies cry? Add your picture and quote to our list below, and don't forget to vote!
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He met Iron Man... out of costume
"And how can I stop this ending up on the internet?"
Load More Replies...Because he is not ironman without costume, the kid doesn't care about the actor.
I would cry if I met RDJ...from MUTHAFUCKING HAPPINESS! :D I love you Robert!
Maybe the kid wouldnt know who RDJ is. Kid could be thinkin he's Tony Stark? Lol
Take that kid and throw him into upcoming traffic and watch his lifeless body go airborne after getting hit by a pickup truck while still sitting in that’ thing 😂🤣
I have a better idea. Why don't we do that to you instead :)
Load More Replies...She met Barack Obama
Well actually she was crying because she could not wear sheets instead of her clothes (that's according to her mother)
I told her Darth Vader was the bad guy
OMG, spoiler alert! Was just about to finish the original trilogy, 30 years after watching New Hope and Empire. THANKS A LOT... (just kidding)
Load More Replies...well, this girl is right! Vader was actually a tragic figure who managed to redeem himself at the very end...
She found out that I have a name other than "Mum"
I didn’t know my mom’s name was Mindy until I saw it on a computer. I didn’t cry, but I was shocked that her name wasn’t actually “mommy”
betrayal. I knew my grandparents and parents name when I was her age... didn’t care, oof to the parents ears, rip
wait, was that the kid that was spotted in picture 15 where the little boy tried to push the chair and the dog was in the way?
He met Bill Murray
Bill Murray and Tom Hanks look a lot alike when making certain faces. This is Bill Murray people.
Load More Replies...These kids are crying over everything wrong in their world there is literally not one thing worth crying over in these photos they are just being snowflakes that’s all. What a bunch of wussies 😒
He doesn't want to go (even though we've repeatedly told him we're not going anywhere)
That’s what he gets for wearing a Thomas the tank engine train shirt hahaha 😝
maybe his brain told him you guys were goin somewhere that he absolutely hates
Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)
Reminds me of the time when my little brother ate the last piece of custard pie and there was no more.
She doesn’t need any more muffins she’s already carrying them all over her body look at her muffin top arms hands and stomach not to mention her face and ugly nose 😝
Microwave ate his lunch
Should have just went a step further and destroy his lunch in the microwave he wants to cry over the microwave eating his lunch then he can have a legitimate reason to cry over it. F.ucking pussy 😈
Miley was on TV
I would scream and shoot the TV with a Nintendo Zapper laser cannon.
I wouldn't let him eat the rest of the football
Stupid kid hope he chokes to death on any of the pieces he DID eat his death will teach his mom a lesson about leaving stuff lying around where he could get to it 😡
Dude death threats ain’t cool kids do eat s**t Ik we should put it away it happens tho
Load More Replies...His dinner isn't ready
Amy, I think your toddler may have gotten onto your account.
Load More Replies...I bet Shaggy from Scooby Doo cried when his dinner wasn't ready when he was a toddler.
Grab the back of his head and slam his forehead up against the stove, bang that ugly little bastards head against that glass
I told her she can't marry daddy (...or her brother)
Seems legit, I wanted to marry my mom when I was her age. And I'm a straight girl.
I wanted to marry my dad too, I was so pissed at my mum when she told me dad already got a wife... ????????????and then I wanted to get married with Toto Cutugno. That didn't happen either! ????????
When I was a kid, the idea of marrying some guy that I didn't know yet and not living with my parents anymore terrified me... :)))))
As a child I also wanted to marry my mother and dad. My mother understood that I wanted to marry them because I thought it means that you love someone and so I married with both my parents. It was really fun as a child. And now we can make jokes about our marriage :D
I said "good morning"
He couldn't fit all the crayons in one hand
Frustration is possibly the worst emotion a child can have. Chin up, little one. Things get better.
He needs to have Dr. Octopus fix that issue. You can blame Spiderman for making multiple grabbers a crime.
I can relate to this even as a grown up. We all fit in his shoe dont we? Just that its not the crayons everytime...
The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair
I’d push him down for that 😡and repeatedly slam his skull against the wall tilll he blacks out 😂
Her brother joined her for breakfast
Yep - THAT'S his sister - be afraid - be very afraid!
Load More Replies...I wouldn't let him finish eating dirt
Such a cute face, it kills me. It is like, ok honey, you can eat all the dirt you want.
I wouldn't let her wipe my butt
Wouldn’t want that rats nest head of a sh!t stain being anywhere near me
I told him he could not take his unwrapped tampon out to run errands
If I were his mom I would show that picture to his future girlfriend
Seriously my kid LOVES playing with tampons! He calls them "shuttles" lol
Mh... Why did he get an unwrapped tampon in the first place?!? And how?!? o_O
The muffins didn't come out of the oven cold
That would not matter to my son. He is an alien so burnt fingers and tongue do not stop his urges for the munchies. He is 23 now and probably a hellspawn because of the fact he will eat food even when it will fry anyone else's mouth off from the heat of the stove or heat of the spice.
Of course they didn’t come out of the oven cold. I knew that my whole life.
Ovens are for cooking things hot not cooking things cold
He Can’t Find His Rubber Ducky
Omg. I've done that with my glasses that I wear every day. I have run around saying where are my glasses when they were on my face.
Time to grab that brown bottle behind him and knock some sense into his head lol
He got stuck
We took her to a Justin Bieber concert
I told him we couldn't keep it as a pet
Can't imagine his state when you told him you were going to boil it alive in the most cruel way... -_-
Awww that was my 3 year old brother Hiblee wanting a dead squirrel lol
I wouldn’t want a lobster as a pet, but I would like a baby raccoon.
He didn't want to share his leg hole
Oh my god, look at how cute this little girl is!!!! Go on young lady, take all the leg holes you want, your cuteness puts you to cat level: you can have it all!
i love all the pix in which the sibling is well-behaved, astonished, and chagrined at having to share their childhood with this raving idiot
I wanted to put his used nappy in the bin
He thought that if he colored himself green he would grow into the incredible hulk
Well, at least he tried. He just needs to throw bigger tantrums since that is how Banner gets by.
The colour is a pretty close to the Hulk ... & the facial expression is close to an upset Hulk face ... Mom, are you sure it won't work?
She keeps dropping her fork
She looks like a 6 year old crying about something nobody would cry about.
I can't fix his cracker
....maybe he's crying because he thought that mothers could fix everything XD. At least I heard that almost everyone believes their mother could fix things at some point in our lives
Grab a second cracker in second hand and "magically" repair it behind your back
Load More Replies...That is easy. Just pretend you are doing magic in the cracker box and get a new one.
I told him he couldn’t go trick or treating in March
I was like: Why aren't you letting him go trick or treating- (Seems "In march") Oh, that's why!
Claim to be of swedish heritage and go dressed as a witch for easter, collecting candy.
She dropped a receipt we got from the gas station
the man and kid in the back ground are like "get your s**t together"
The baby in the background is going to be a Karen one day, I can see it
I won't let her wash her face with the sponge that I use to clean the toilet
He wasn't allowed to electrocute himself
it will be painful when he electrocuted himself
He doesn’t want the banana he wasn’t offered
I Broke This Cheese In Half
They're kids. They get upset over dumb things. No reason for you, an adult, to also get upset over dumb things.
Load More Replies...My son would not have given a damn. He hated any cheese other than yellow American and did not care if it broke. Like his Dad when he was little, James also separated everything so nothing touched and still does that to this day just like his Dad afraid each food item will get germs from the others.
He has a cereal bar in his left hand but he wants the cereal bar in his RIGHT hand
Take it from ur left hand and hand it to ur right hand :) (that's the only way)
He discovered that his soup was homemade
Poor parent. Kid isn't amused that the soup is homemade. In fact, he is having a hole tantrum!
I wouldn't let him lick the doormat
Usually I lick just indoor "rugs" ;) - What do you know where "doormat" was during the night and if protection was used :)
Load More Replies...Hahahahahaaahahahahhahahahha.. Well, they are xD
Load More Replies...I'm not a parent but hearing things like this really make me wonder what weird things I'm gonna say no to when I am a parent
I wouldn't give him beer
I'd give him just a tiny tiny little bit, just to show him the taste and watch the reaction on his face.
Funny thing is, that although they make very funny faces and obviously do not like the taste, they usually want more...
Load More Replies...I was about 1 year and I got a hold of someone's beer. I screamed "ICKY JUICE!" after taking a sip
So do old men. Does anyone else see the connection here (and elsewhere)?
Load More Replies...I said he couldn't take the store's display wagon full of pink socks home
I won't let her wear dirty underwear as a hat
If it's hers, let her. Then promptly photograph it and print it on the top of her sweet 16 birthday cake ;)
Just slam her head on that floor already multiple times and hard enough to cause a skull fracture
I did that when I was little because..wait for it..... I saw it on tv
She wouldn’t fit through the doggy door (note the open door right next to her)
They received new hats
"These hats are scratchy! Make it stop make it stop mum 😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!!!!!"
I crochet and am about as good as you can get... well done and as for fashion sense I totally would weir them people with no talent judge away you just can't do it and your judgement is unjust.
Her ice cream cake was cold
We said she couldn't have more bacon
I said that her sweater looked so soft and comfy
If I felt I was sporting the best look EVA, and someone would tell me I look "soft and comfy", I would cry too. :D
I don't like the word "comfy", either. Maybe it's because I don't feel "comfy" or "uncomfy" like other people do, I just tolerate everything I'm wearing.
The goat ate the goat food from his hand
Lol! So many kids react like this. Poor little fella. It is just like my little sister :) I was wondering for a reason and I guess the kids just realize that goat could have actually bite them.
its just fine. the goat food is inside the goats belly.
I told him he was too young to watch Breaking Bad
🎶I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was🎶
Load More Replies...The neighbor's dog isn't outside
There are only "ugly" outfits left in her drawers
I picked up the cat poop off the floor without her
She looks like baby hazel And she doesn’t look like she’s crying
She walked in on me changing
gedwards1 -If it was Dad probably seen some thing new. If it was mum was a fit : You still have b*** but dont allow me to eat from them any more!?!?! ;)
Load More Replies...She got inside the locker and couldn't figure out how to get back out
She had to brush her teeth
No no, if you can't see it then it is definitely not happening... :D Sort of like the kids at hide and seek who just covers his/her eyes to hide.
Load More Replies...This picture always makes me laugh for some reason. Probably how devastated she looks
I hate brushing my teeth, too, but there's no reason to cry about it. My little 3 year old sister usually loves brushing her teeth.
I would not open the string cheese for her. It was a tampon
Haha....my son saw me carrying a tampon when he was younger and got mad bc I didn't give him any string cheese!
I wouldn't walk across "the bridge"
Awww poor thing, he wants to show how strong he is ! Well, it wouldn't have been a drama to just TRY to figure out something, like pretending you cross on "the bridge", tho...
T-Rex’s jaw is not big enough to bite this Lego-man’s head
this is a thing on the amazing world of gumball aka the world without gumball
I told him he doesn't need sunscreen when it's raining
What he needs is a good slamming against that bed frame. Grab his face and repeatedly slam the back of his head against it and repeatedly slap the top of his head till he falls down and cries 😈
It depends on the time of year. Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't.
Load More Replies...I threw out his dirty band-aid... a month ago
Guess he wanted to keep it on forever though they are painful to remove
I want abs. I’m Kinda fat and I’m too busy watching bored panda to exercise, I’m jelly of dem kiddo abs
Anna Kendrick's "Cups" song is on the radio, and I didn't have a cup to give her
frankly, i would cry too if this song was on the radio and i didn't have any cups to play it with. lol
There was a hotdog hidden in his cornbread
For some reason I found two skinny one in my cornbread and have always been looking for another yes I am 65 yrs old now and still looking. LOL!
He can’t reach the pennies. They’re too far away
In my times of old TVs We were the "remotes" for our parents... Junior go to Tv and press 4th button ;)
Load More Replies...He can’t get down
Help The poor thing! pleeeeeaaaaassssssseeeee????🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
His brother is also on a swing
She doesn't want to come out
Why eww? lol the water in the toilet is the same water from the faucet xD I mean, unless there are poop streaks in the toilet... but who just leaves those without cleaning them D:
Load More Replies...I wouldn't let him get a tattoo
I'm cooking her eggs instead of feeding them to her raw
Gurl raw eggs will give u salmonella! kids that age can die from food poisoning
Load More Replies...He wasn't allowed to pee on the rocks
He asked when he could be a baby again. I told him "never"
only in the other lives, you can be a baby.
He put himself in timeout... For no reason
He could not hold the railing and his cereal in the same hand at the same time
I refused to let him continue to play in his own vomit
He's like an adult when they realise their coffee got cold 1 hour ago! Hahahaha! LOL
She Wanted To Travel Inside The Suitcase
He cut his own hair
She can’t hold all three drinks at once
I have a feeling you will find this exact same picture of her when she's much taller...
He got stuck under the barstool
This is a vivid memory but when my mom was pregnant with one of my sisters, we moved of our old house were staying at my great aunt and uncle's until we moved to our current house. One time, while we were living at my great aunt and uncle's, there were people over and something like that happened to my other sister and she was crying. 🤣
I’ve done this so many times that my mom used to flip then on the side
She wasn't allowed in the mosh pit
Could always have him on your shoulders and let him flail around up there :P
I didn't even know what a mosh pit was until I first saw this and asked someone
I remember one time in 8th grade I was at a school dance, and I was minding my own business, screaming the lyrics to Baby Baby Baby Oh (In a meme sort of way.) When all of a sudden half the gym mosh-pitted me. I was like 4"9, real tiny 8th grader, so I was quickly overpowered and knocked unconscious. Jesus if some kid didn't notice me getting trampled I might not be as handsome as I am now.
Anyways, I am now a Sophomore in HS, and still a midget at 5"3.
Load More Replies...I won't let him spray the trees with sunscreen
OMG, your son looks scarily like my daughter. Don't you just love that hair!
I wouldn't let him get me a beer
I told my 5 year old that the (18-24M) lobster costume might be too small on him
Never tried a size too small for you, mom ? Thinking that whatever happen, it will fit ? Yep, we all did...
That was me once. I was jealous because I couldn't fit into a pair of shoes
I washed the dirt and sand off his pear
*Cough cough* T-to inf-f-finity, and b-e-ey-eyo-- *death rattle.*
Load More Replies...I threw away the gum he was chewing... that he found on the side of a trashcan in Old Navy
He couldn't open this bag of cereal with a fork
The goldfish came from the wrong place in the pantry
The Easter Bunny brought her an Easter basket
Or maybe she has her own easter basket and she wants to use that instead.
Load More Replies...There are some problems in the image #1 that is not a girl #2 did you kill a kid #3 is that a npc
Maybe she is afraid of the Easter bunny. It is a common phobia among toddlers
I stirred his "fruit on the bottom" yogurt
UGH! Y'all cant be stirring something like that! >:(!
i remember that i actually cried because of this too, when i was his age. it was terrible! how could anyone do such thing?!
I asked him how he was doing
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Maxi Pad
Sophie the Giraffe is very popular with babies everywhere. My girls had one each :)
Load More Replies...I turned off the TV because it was time to leave for Walt Disney World
Yeah. I know the feeling. We were already at the suite and I was watching Spongebob. My grandma turned it off and said it was time to go.
Who would watch TV over Disney world? But tv is very addicting
Disney World vacation is better than TV, unless you take a car and live in Michigan with Motion Sickness like me.
I'm not in the pool with him
Aaawww...that's the first reasonable thing to cry on from this list!
The Tacos Weren't Ready.
Sounds like me I'm always ready to eat. Unless it is something I don't like or just being lazy
I would be upset, but I would be upset if I had taco shells instead of tortilla tacos. :/
I told him not to eat the power cord to my breast pump
"Don't chew the powercord"...things you never thought you'd say, then you had kids.
"Don't chew the powercord"...things I never thought I'd say, then I married my husband.
Load More Replies...When I was little, u pretended that the yellow lamp cord was rapunzel's hair
I told her to stop playing with the trash
We took the core out of his apple
There is no core... lol. It is a myth. Watch how to eat an apple on youtube.
I wouldn't let him use the toothbrush he had just dropped in the toilet
He can't drink the Easter egg dye
Isn't that just vinegar and food coloring? Let him try it, at worst his mouth would be a different color for a bit.
I wrapped his Hannukah present
I wouldn't let her eat Sriracha
My son, when he was about 2, wanted some of my wasabi. I told him that he didn't really want it b/c it was very spicy. Undeterred, he kept asking & was on the verge of a melt down. So, I gave him a small amount. Turns out he liked wasabi.
Some mistakes are just meant for us to let the kids make... I'm sure she would not want to try again...
let her try a drop, at least she'll be crying for a legitimate reason... just have some milk or bread nearby.
that brand isn't even spicy... but i have been eating indian food for 10 years so at least not for me
Load More Replies...The Wrapper Had A Weird Taste ( She Had No Idea What Chocolate Was )
She Couldn't Go To The Potty With Her Brother
1% of these are legit problems (even if they only think they are - they're "stuck" etc.) 1% are spoiled. The other 98% just need a nap.
I've seen a baby cry when people were complimenting him and he somehow mistook it as criticism
Always feel like people who choose not to have kids are kinda like vegans. They just GOTTA let you know how great their lives are. :')
Load More Replies...1% of these are legit problems (even if they only think they are - they're "stuck" etc.) 1% are spoiled. The other 98% just need a nap.
I've seen a baby cry when people were complimenting him and he somehow mistook it as criticism
Always feel like people who choose not to have kids are kinda like vegans. They just GOTTA let you know how great their lives are. :')
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