If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we're about to show you the list of the most badass babies you've ever seen.

From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice - they just don't give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself - be sure to upload it to our list!

#1

Badass Brother

Badass Brother

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Diana Lazar 2 years ago

Chuky!!

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#2

This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

"Ya talking to me? "....Ha,ha,ha...

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#3

1st Birthday Thug Life

1st Birthday Thug Life

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Amy Carter 2 years ago

Mommy got a no, and the finger!

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#4

Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi

Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi

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Lelia Ungureanu 2 years ago

Little Buddha :)

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#5

Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

I know the feeling, bb. I really do

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#6

You Can Talk To Me Now

You Can Talk To Me Now

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Kristi Zoebelein 2 years ago

My absolute favorite!

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#7

I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

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Liliannah 2 years ago

Dr. Evil 😂

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#8

I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

Minimini Cooper parked a Mini Cooper in XD That said, I'd have loved to have a Minimini Cooper like this as a kid

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#9

Relaxing Like A Boss

Relaxing Like A Boss

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giulia earheart 2 years ago

Omg! So cuuute!

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#10

My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

I hope the baby is doing well

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#11

Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

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Maja Laimaa 2 years ago

Three angels, to save the world❤

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#12

Check Out My Tiger, Yo

Check Out My Tiger, Yo

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Petra Madsen 2 years ago

Cat be bad as f*** too

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#13

My Son Has Swagger

My Son Has Swagger

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Dana Miller 2 years ago

"Hey, girl..."

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#14

My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

just chillin and watching it BURN!!

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#15

The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

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rai mei 2 years ago

baby: this is what ya get for taking a picture while I'm in my meal time

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#16

Relaxing Like A Boss

Relaxing Like A Boss

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

He's gorgeous!!!..Loving the look of utter contentment!!

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#17

Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

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Carrie Shaw 2 years ago

I know adults who look just like this!!!

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#18

Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

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Uni N 2 years ago

Yes it not nice showing tongue kk

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#19

This Baby Has Seen Some Shit

This Baby Has Seen Some Shit

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Elizabeth MacTavish 2 years ago

Sorry not a real baby. Look up reborn babies

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#20

Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

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Ioana Manuela 2 years ago

Yeah soooooon!

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#21

Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

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Carrie Shaw 2 years ago

LOL!

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#22

There Can Only Be One

There Can Only Be One

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icarus feelsgood 2 years ago

let the games begin

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#23

Whut?

Whut?

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Magdalena Bertola 2 years ago

"what da feck u just said?!"

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#24

You Thought You Were Cool As A Kid? So Did I

You Thought You Were Cool As A Kid? So Did I

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Ana Super 2 years ago

cool kid

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#25

Bring Me The Ladies

Bring Me The Ladies

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Cody Eriksen 2 years ago

This is what I looked like New Years Day

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#26

Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

Watch your hands, mister

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#27

Sup

Sup

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Heather Keedy Bateman 2 years ago

"Touch my juice box and I'll cut you..."

#28

Flipping The Bird From Early Days

Flipping The Bird From Early Days

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Cobraul2 2 years ago

Is this Jay Z? Kidding.

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#29

My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

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Maggie Mae 2 years ago

Nice try gram-gram.. Full house! Pay up!

#30

My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

Reminds me of Mr Wallace from Clueless Wallace-as...a40832.jpg Wallace-as-Mr-Hall-in-Clueless-wallace-shawn-12109400-852-480-587f9bca40832.jpg

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#31

Talk To My Hand

Talk To My Hand

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Cahit Andaç 2 years ago

like Neo stopping bullets :D

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#32

I Don't Need Your Charity

I Don't Need Your Charity

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rai mei 2 years ago

this tastes like sh*t!

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#33

I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

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Shelley Hawkins 2 years ago

Looks like she is taking a shit....

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#34

This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

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rai mei 2 years ago

the background needs some explosions a la Michael Bay

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#35

Deal With It

Deal With It

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Heather Keedy Bateman 2 years ago

Lol--I'm a little disturbed that all the dolls are naked! xD

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#36

My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

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anonymous 2 years ago

This is photoshopped for sure

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#37

Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

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Aline Malta 2 years ago

This is my nephew!!! So delicious!! Titia te da todos os beijos que vc quiser amoreeeeeeee!!!

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#38

What Are You Staring At?

What Are You Staring At?

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rai mei 2 years ago

I'm staring at your Michelin Man-like layers of skin

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#39

Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

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Uni N 2 years ago

Hehe in church? o.O u have guts

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#40

Yeah, Crawl In There

Yeah, Crawl In There

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

Cute but be weary of toddlers who can open driers and any kind of kitchen appliances..

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#41

Gangsta Baby

Gangsta Baby

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rai mei 2 years ago

he's already in prison?

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#42

Yo Yo Gangsta

Yo Yo Gangsta

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rai mei 2 years ago

asian gangsta

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#43

This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

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Carrie Shaw 2 years ago

I want to know WHY I can't have more cake!!!

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#44

My Son Is A Ridiculous Little Person

My Son Is A Ridiculous Little Person

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Dżoana Kałuża 2 years ago

chubby

#45

Wait, Not Now, Baby

Wait, Not Now, Baby

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rai mei 2 years ago

I'm not 18 yet!

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#46

He Owns This Corn Pit

He Owns This Corn Pit

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Panda Bae 7 months ago

Country album cover, yes.

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#47

Watch Out For This Badass

Watch Out For This Badass

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Carrie Shaw 2 years ago

Where are ze paperz??

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#48

Badass Kid!

Badass Kid!

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Adrian Jenkin (MarauderDeuce) 2 years ago

Waiting for his rap movie - 8 Foot

#49

Road Rage

Road Rage

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Carrie Shaw 2 years ago

This is another guy I've seen on the streets!!! Looks like he's getting ready to ram me!

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#50

I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

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Uni N 2 years ago

Wats up folks

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#51

Gangsta Baby

Gangsta Baby

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#52

This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

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Meeow 2 years ago

hahaha so cute!!

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#53

Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

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Maggie Mae 2 years ago

No no I swear to drunk I'm not God..

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#54

Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

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2 years ago

Thanks guys for checkin it out and thanks for the vote

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#55

Just Chillin

Just Chillin

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#56

My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

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#57

West Side Gangsta

West Side Gangsta

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Sari Fitzgerald 2 years ago

Live long and prosper!

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#58

My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

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Maggie Mae 2 years ago

Back off I earned this lolly.

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#59

Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

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#60

I Asked My Son If He Would Like To Go Home ..

I Asked My Son If He Would Like To Go Home ..

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Shaun Lew 2 years ago

Beautiful

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#61

Best Birth Announcement Ever!

Best Birth Announcement Ever!

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Lindy Mac 2 years ago

"ok... I'm here...now wut?"

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#62

I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler

I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler

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Maggie Mae 2 years ago

These boots were made for walkin.

#63

Jax Was A Badass Newborn

Jax Was A Badass Newborn

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#64

Come,say It In My Face!

Come,say It In My Face!

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

Wanna piece of me??

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#65

Sup Yo

Sup Yo

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#66

Can't Mess With Her

Can't Mess With Her

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#67

Rocking A Better Squat Than Most

Rocking A Better Squat Than Most

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Shelley Hawkins 2 years ago

Poopin

#68

Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way

Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way

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#69

My Best Friend's Baby Brother Is Already Cool As Fuck

My Best Friend's Baby Brother Is Already Cool As Fuck

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#70

Can't Even Deal With Life!!

Can't Even Deal With Life!!

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Maggie Mae 2 years ago

Stop posting my every breath on Facebook mom!

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#71

Born The Day Trump Was Elected

Born The Day Trump Was Elected

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#72

My Daughter Points With A Gun

My Daughter Points With A Gun

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Maggie Mae 2 years ago

I said this was a stick up! Pew pew!

#73

Thug Baby

Thug Baby

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Heather Keedy Bateman 2 years ago

"Screw you--I'm eating!" xD

#74

Guten Tag, Ladies.

Guten Tag, Ladies.

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Uni N 2 years ago

Woa so many boobs

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#75

Ridin' Like A Chola

Ridin' Like A Chola

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#76

So After I Fed My Son. He Thought He Should Buy A Boat

So After I Fed My Son. He Thought He Should Buy A Boat

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#77

Ya'll Do Not Want To Mess With This Little Lady

Ya'll Do Not Want To Mess With This Little Lady

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#78

Gangsta Baby

Gangsta Baby

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Melinda Burge 1 year ago

Rambo with a necklace

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#79

Lil Gangsta Baby

Lil Gangsta Baby

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#80

Eating Pancakes Like A Boss.

Eating Pancakes Like A Boss.

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#81

Daddy's Girl

Daddy's Girl

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#82

B!7ch, I Will Strangle The Sh!7 Out Of You!

B!7ch, I Will Strangle The Sh!7 Out Of You!

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#83

Baby Leonardo

Baby Leonardo