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If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we're about to show you the list of the most badass babies you've ever seen.

From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice - they just don't give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself - be sure to upload it to our list!

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This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

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#5

Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

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#7

I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

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#8

I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Minimini Cooper parked a Mini Cooper in XD That said, I'd have loved to have a Minimini Cooper like this as a kid

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#10

My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

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#11

Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers

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#14

My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

My Friend's Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years

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#15

The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

The Thug Life Didn't Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life

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rai mei
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

baby: this is what ya get for taking a picture while I'm in my meal time

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#16

Relaxing Like A Boss

Relaxing Like A Boss

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#17

Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

Mastering Selfie Like A Boss

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#18

Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

Put It Back, You Filthy Animal

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#20

Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It

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#21

Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”

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#25

Bring Me The Ladies

Bring Me The Ladies

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#26

Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter

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#27

Sup

Sup

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#29

My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

My Friend's Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face

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#30

My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning

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#33

I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened

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#34

This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass

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#35

Deal With It

Deal With It

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#36

My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don't See It

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#37

Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I'll Give It Back

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Aline Malta
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my nephew!!! So delicious!! Titia te da todos os beijos que vc quiser amoreeeeeeee!!!

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#38

What Are You Staring At?

What Are You Staring At?

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#39

Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism

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#40

Yeah, Crawl In There

Yeah, Crawl In There

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#43

This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

This Guy's About To Start A Baby Revolution

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#49

Road Rage

Road Rage

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is another guy I've seen on the streets!!! Looks like he's getting ready to ram me!

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#50

I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

I Didnt Choose The Thug Life... The Thug Life Chose Me

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#51

Gangsta Baby

Gangsta Baby

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#52

This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together

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#53

Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe

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#54

Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin

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#55

Just Chillin

Just Chillin

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#56

My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

My Baby Is Not A Morning Person

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#58

My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor

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#59

Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen...

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#61

Best Birth Announcement Ever!

Best Birth Announcement Ever!

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#62

I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler

I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler

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#63

Jax Was A Badass Newborn

Jax Was A Badass Newborn

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#65

Sup Yo

Sup Yo

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#66

Can't Mess With Her

Can't Mess With Her

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#68

Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way

Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way

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#69

My Best Friend's Baby Brother Is Already Cool As Fuck

My Best Friend's Baby Brother Is Already Cool As Fuck

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#70

Can't Even Deal With Life!!

Can't Even Deal With Life!!

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#71

Born The Day Trump Was Elected

Born The Day Trump Was Elected

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#72

My Daughter Points With A Gun

My Daughter Points With A Gun

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#75

Ridin' Like A Chola

Ridin' Like A Chola

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#76

So After I Fed My Son. He Thought He Should Buy A Boat

So After I Fed My Son. He Thought He Should Buy A Boat

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#77

Ya'll Do Not Want To Mess With This Little Lady

Ya'll Do Not Want To Mess With This Little Lady

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#79

Lil Gangsta Baby

Lil Gangsta Baby

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#80

Eating Pancakes Like A Boss.

Eating Pancakes Like A Boss.

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#81

Daddy's Girl

Daddy's Girl

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#82

B!7ch, I Will Strangle The Sh!7 Out Of You!

B!7ch, I Will Strangle The Sh!7 Out Of You!

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#83

Baby Leonardo

Baby Leonardo

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#84

Ladies Man...

Ladies Man...

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#85

Living In The Gangsta's Paradise

Living In The Gangsta's Paradise

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#86

Thug Nephew

Thug Nephew

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#88

Absolutely Not Staged, Just My Little Mans First Time In Sunglasses.

Absolutely Not Staged, Just My Little Mans First Time In Sunglasses.

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#89

Just Give Me The Booby And Nobody Will Get Hurt...

Just Give Me The Booby And Nobody Will Get Hurt...

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#90

This Is For You Doc 😂✌️😎

This Is For You Doc 😂✌️😎

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just got here and u shoving me ur camera man chill we have whole life

#91

I Asked Him If He Was Ready For A Nap...

I Asked Him If He Was Ready For A Nap...

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#92

Excuse Me? Why Are You Talking To Me?

Excuse Me? Why Are You Talking To Me?

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#93

Don't Worry, I Can Find The Snacks Myself.

Don't Worry, I Can Find The Snacks Myself.

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#94

One Little Badass In A Public Transport

One Little Badass In A Public Transport

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#95

He Likes His Personal Space...

He Likes His Personal Space...

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Jespren Ray
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one of these, all day he's do e then at night he is like 'stop touching me Mom, personal space!'

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#96

Wadaaap My Gangsta baby

Wadaaap My Gangsta baby

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#97

I Learned How To Suck My Thumb Mother-Effer

I Learned How To Suck My Thumb Mother-Effer

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#98

Baby's Flipping The Bird

Baby's Flipping The Bird

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#99

Like A Boss

Like A Boss

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#100

Can't Be Doing With This S**t Right Now. Step Away From The Phone.

Can't Be Doing With This S**t Right Now. Step Away From The Phone.

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#101

It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp.

It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp.

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#103

F You! This Is My Mom!

F You! This Is My Mom!

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#104

My Son At 8 Months Old: "i Said, No Paps Mother. Jesus Chraist!"

My Son At 8 Months Old: "i Said, No Paps Mother. Jesus Chraist!"

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#105

My Son Looks Like I Told Him Funny A Story And Now He Things I Am Totally Awkward.

My Son Looks Like I Told Him Funny A Story And Now He Things I Am Totally Awkward.

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#106

Too Annoyed To Be Clicked :)

Too Annoyed To Be Clicked :)

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#107

You Will Have Me To Answer To If You Break My Sister Heart!

You Will Have Me To Answer To If You Break My Sister Heart!

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#108

I'm Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

I'm Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

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#109

Hello