50 Times People Threatened Someone In Such Funny And Chaotic Manner, It Ended Up In The ‘Rare Threats’ Online Group

Love this one

Haha a well worked insult.

I was once driving behind a car that had the personalised plate '025SUX' 025 was the prefix for Telecom mobiles. They'd obviously had a run in with them and decided to spend $600 on a licence plate to advertise how much they sucked. The joke was on them though, by the time I saw their plate the 025 prefix had been retired and replaced for 2 years already.

Ok ok, you got me there. Consider yourself un-crossed

I'm sorry, but I like my revenge served stinking and steaming hot

Well f*ck.

I once saw a similar sign that said, "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy". 😄

Fair enough

If you think you got cusses my kids don't know, step on up

A shop in Alpine, Texas said: UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN SUGARY DWEETS AND PUPPIES.

Take my space? = Take my disability ...

Yes it's a funny sign but it also seems dumb to me. How do you prove whether or not someone has a disability? I know loads of people who have invisible disabilities (you can't tell they're disabled just by looking at them.) and they all have loads of stories of being confronted/threatened or even assaulted by strangers who refuse to believe them, or even look at the disabled badge in their car.

I just want to remind people that not all disabilities require a wheelchair or a cane. If a car has a DP plate or a tag hanging from the windshield, keep your big f*cking mouth shut as they have every right to park in that space, You have to have a prescription from your Doctor to get DP passes, they don't just sell them at 7/11. So the next time you want to say something to someone who doesn't LOOK disabled remember: heart disease, chronic asthma, recent surgery and COPD are all disabilities that don't require a wheelchair, but can get you a parking pass. And NO, the person does not have to tell you what their disability is.

that should be the sign for all the disabled spaces

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Its the repeatedly that's the icing on the cake.

I do this in Portuguese all the time. People can't figure out until it's the middle of their dreams at 2AM

love this

Very elegant. Miss Manners might not approve of the action, but she would most certainly applaud the discourse.

I'm going to use this

I can feel the crumbs just reading this!

This is a proper threat.

I feel this.

Sleep on the dining room table.

Why did Amber Turd comes to mind.

Brilliant until vice versa

Too bad the person who's outbidding you is probably just going to rent it out to some innocents

Very funny, but the scary thing is that stuff like this actually happens. A couple of people got seriously harassed because they out-bid someone on their dream house.

Brilliant!

But they'll also know where your address is lol.

What kind of warning is this?

So you going to strip and do acrobatics in front of me.....when can you get here?

In swear I’ve seen this one another bp post but the messages were different

I am sufficiently warned, and sorry. I don't know wtf for, but still

A warning for what?