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Trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus, many governments across the globe are imposing strict quarantine regulations. However, sitting within your four walls 24/7 can take a toll on any of us.

So, to let everyone know we're in this together and relieve the tension during these difficult times, some people have been making funny signs to describe their everyday reality of living in isolation. From birthday announcements to shopping requests, Bored Panda has collected some of the most amusing quarantine signs, showing that the pandemic hasn't destroyed our spirits yet.

#1

He’s Got A Point

He’s Got A Point

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Human #1,232,867
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not ignoring. Putting him to Jail, forcing him to write a denial and later died of the very same virus he was warning people.

Why?
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... or calling him/her back later to ask how to remedy a situation that already become a catastrophe.

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AndersM
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this time you can add a dumb-a*s president

TheKnightOwl
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one way I'd describe him. Tyrannical, murderous dictator is another way. Yep, President Xi really screwed up this time.

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Lane Buckner
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Chinese government jailed scientists and doctors who told about the disease in Wuhan.

Zac Nicol
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No they just killed them. Why any country it's doing business with China is beyond me.

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CR Harvey
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is it the higher the rank the lower the IQ?

Hazel King
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean..... he’s not wrong..

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The coronavirus pandemic has caused many things to happen, some predictable, others not so much. European leaders have confined people at home and their approval ratings soared. Some right-wing politicians have temporarily socialized their national economies. And as the world faces arguably the worst global health crisis in a hundred years, there's been a mass outpouring of jokes and general silliness. Even if we are scared, we're coping with our fears through laughter.

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    #2

    Anyone, No?

    Anyone, No?

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    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, no humans. Have you got any cats?

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog, shivering on top of the cupboard: "NO! No, no, no! I can't bear going for another walk! I'm done. I can't handle it any more! Please, listen to me..."

    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure dogs are over quarantine as well. Mine loves his naps and hasn’t been able to nap much with everyone home.

    danielw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure mine *understands* the concept of social distancing. And is militantly hostile to it. Every time anybody mentions it, she forces her way into their laps for cuddles, with a look on her face that's just challenging you to send her away. given that she's a forty pound Aussie shepherd... she's not exactly a lapdog. (not as bad as say a newfie, mind you.)

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    Katie Bell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog takeover has started in this house already

    CR Harvey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even. Be patient with them please.

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    According to Tom McTague, the why of humor has long been a mystery. "For ancient Greek philosophers such as Plato and Aristotle, it was a dangerous phenomenon, something that had the potential to undermine authority and the good order of society. Laughing at those in charge was a serious issue then (and still remains the case in more autocratic parts of the world). Today, in democratic societies, we know the importance of mocking those with power, and we celebrate it, on Saturday Night Live in the United States and Have I Got News for You in Britain," McTague explained in The Atlantic.

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    #3

    Strict Dad

    Strict Dad

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    Boudica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is really feeling it - bless him!

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    Hazel King
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the principal dad is actually really nice

    NAS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok people, it seems that some of our bored panda friends commenting here do not understand that this is a STAGED photo. Principal dad here is giving them the ol'stinkeye just for the photo. So calm down, and just enjoy the picture.

    Henry C Myers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im quarantined with college professors :(

    Foock Auff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they will be 100% ready when they return to school in the fall/2021 -- no way the principal's kids can fall behind!! (To those saying they look sad, I'm pretty sure it's staged :) They all have the same R-B-F hahahaha)

    Hazel King
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All except for the littlest one! He’s adorable!

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    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Principal? He looks like the gym teacher!

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feel bad for them, teachers' kids get away with more

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you aren’t wearing men’s size 13 Nikes...cause you aren’t wearing shoes

    Shart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like south park's pc principal...thats a microaggression

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    However, the writer thinks humor is more than thumbing our noses at power. "It is slapstick as much as satire, a man hitting another man with a frying pan; Kevin McCallister terrorizing Harry and Marv; Ross, Rachel and Chandler struggling to get a sofa up the stairs to Ross’s apartment."

    The late Robert R. Provine, a professor at the University of Maryland who was of the world’s leading experts on laughter, said that laughter was our way of bonding. "Most people think of laughter as a simple response to comedy, or a cathartic mood-lifter," he wrote. "Instead … I concluded that laughter is primarily a social vocalization that binds people together." We laugh with others to give us “the pleasure of acceptance," Provine argued—to show that we are the same.

    #4

    My Parents Wouldn't Let Me In... Something About "Not Being On This List"

    My Parents Wouldn't Let Me In... Something About "Not Being On This List"

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    Theherplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The firefighters holding puppy's lol

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are welcome at my place anytime! Together with the puppies, of course.

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    Katie Bell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppies are important otherwise get out

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    Radrob311
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in my city. Kim Quintero is our local weather lady. During yesterday's morning news Kim went to surprise these folks house live on camera. She had with her 3 firefighters with puppies and Kim gave the couple a Thor toy and a pack of toilet paper. Apparently the wife asked the husband who he likes /has a crush on. He had no idea why she was asking, but answered Kim and the wife made the sign. The husband was really embarrassed telling the story as she's standing in front of him on their front porch. Their son set up the whole thing because his parents wouldn't let him in on Easter Sunday. It was pretty funny.

    Maria Rohlen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I settle with the firefighters, don't want Reynolds, Quintero and/or Thor.

    Hazel King
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thor with long hair or short hair? I must know ಠ_ಠ

    Vanessa Sorensen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want the fire fighters, I want the puppies!

    AJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take Thor AND the firefighters with puppies AND some kittens too

    Hailey Klee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Quintero and fire fighters with puppies showed up at their house today

    Radrob311
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw. Pretty funny but the homeowners didn't seem very excited. The lady didn't even reach out for one of those puppies. If that were me nothing would stop me from from snuggling them.

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    And when you think about it, it totally makes sense. Professor Naomi Eisenberger, a social psychologist at UCLA known for her research on how the brain behaves when it experiences social rejection and disconnect, told BBC that our current situation, with billions of people cut-off from their normal lives, is unprecedented. She pointed out the importance of people living alone trying to stay connected with those we care about.

    Professor Stephanie Cacioppo, an expert in behavioural neuroscience and psychiatry at the University of Chicago, added that adjusting our mindset and expectations is key to avoiding feelings of loneliness.

    "Right now you live alone. And right now you have no choice. So you can either scream all day long or make the most of it," Dr Cacioppo said.

    Which is precisely what these people are doing through their signs. Consioucly or not, they're following these advice and connecting to one another in a time of isolation using humor. They're making the most out of it.

    #5

    The Sign At The Pizza Place I Go To

    The Sign At The Pizza Place I Go To

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    Clove Kentwell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The nice sign wasn’t working” 😂😂😂

    Tracy Lord
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume they had a previous sign that said something like "Please stand behind the blue line," but people ignored it so they switched to this sign. I think the part about the nice sign not working is the funniest part.

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    Roadkill TheBrave
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between the color changes and the curse words is more prone to make someone stop and actually read it instead of glancing at it and ignoring whatever it said before.

    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that they had to qualify their statement. This happened to me at the grocery store the other day. Back up, leave plenty of space, and look at signs and tapes. Now is more important than ever to be conscientious.

    Pamela Scott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This place would be getting my business for sure!!!

    ƒιѕн
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to tell a store employee to back the hell away from me, if I need help I will ask, don't come down the aisle at me asking.

    xvslnx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they were right that “the time to be politically correct has passed.” 😩

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    #6

    My Local Shop Putting Up Signs Of 2011 Memes Due To The Lack Of Toiletpaper

    My Local Shop Putting Up Signs Of 2011 Memes Due To The Lack Of Toiletpaper

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person in the supermarket coughed - and all the rest s**t themselves.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this actually makes sense. More sense than all the other explanations I've heard.

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    Hiram Lough
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is D. (Dumbass) Trump so anxious to 'open up' the country? Can't he see that this will only lead to more widespread contagion?

    Maverickw335
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again: WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING TOILET PAPER!?

    Hiram Lough
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald puts the Stock Market ahead of the lives of people.

    T P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from a very funny book called hyperbole and a half

    Layla Blank
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get why people buy all the toilet paper...

    CHUA YEE HWEE
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh mah gosh DATS HILARIOUSSSS🤣😂🤣😂

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    #7

    Columbus, Oh

    Columbus, Oh

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    athornedrose
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you tried turning it off an on again?

    Hazel King
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error, uninstallation failed ಠ_ಠ

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try a fdisk. format could ne be enough

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the world might be formatted if we don't control spread and find vaccines soon.

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if we do a system restore from November 2016 and make better choices, things may go better.

    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Download an antivirus software

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    #8

    My Sister Sent Me A Picture Of My Newborn Niece For My Birthday, Since I Haven't Been Able To Meet Her Yet

    My Sister Sent Me A Picture Of My Newborn Niece For My Birthday, Since I Haven't Been Able To Meet Her Yet

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    Anouk Raemen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these yodaslippers!

    Esca Sav
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking at the slipper and his face is making me laugh so hard. "Hmmm... Dying, I am." -Yoda Slipper 2020

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    Jill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im waiting for the next crisis which will be the second biggest baby boom in history in 9 months.

    Kelly Hall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Stormtrooper shirt :-)

    Barn Owl Hedwig
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/search?q=positive+possum+believes+you+can+do+the+thing&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjr2KO__f_oAhWKLM0KHQa9D1YQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=positive+possum+&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQARgAMgQIIxAnMgQIIxAnMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgQIABAeMgYIABAFEB5QmGNYmGNg44QBaABwAHgAgAFeiAFekgEBMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1n&sclient=img&ei=JUqiXquyN4rZtAaG-r6wBQ&bih=641&biw=1366&rlz=1CAKSOU_enUS886&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=VmkQk-ggdyDY-M

    Kari Freyholtz Summers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a nephew born yesterday, wont be able to see him for a while. So sad but healthy is what matters

    Someone youdontknow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to die from laughter reading these

    Apricity
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quarantine day #4: chic yoda slippers go missing

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    #9

    She Held Up A Sign In Her Window Saying She Needs More Beer, And Before Long She Was Suprised With 150 Cans Of Her Favorite Ale

    She Held Up A Sign In Her Window Saying She Needs More Beer, And Before Long She Was Suprised With 150 Cans Of Her Favorite Ale

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    Norart norart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Hans is an "ill-flavoured" beer snob. She's 93 and she likes what she likes.

    Roadkill TheBrave
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Grandma! I can't stand Beer, but I'm glad that she got her fix, and enough to last for at least 2 months and a couple of fish fry's after everything is all said an done.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans, who cares! Let people like what they like.

    Foock Auff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people doing the lord's work!! Check on your elderly -- they may be out of booze XD

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    93? Wow, that beer is clearly the elixir of life. Time to stock up!

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a craft beer drinker myself, but if Coors Lite is her preference, let her have it. Different strokes for different folks.

    Marcin Barczyński
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To each their own, if she likes Coors that's her choice. But please don't call it "ale", because it's not ale. It's lager.

    FosterDraws
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imma just say it first: why didn't corona extra do that😂

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    #10

    While Updating A Bathroom, I Left A Surprise Under The Floor For The Next Remodeler

    While Updating A Bathroom, I Left A Surprise Under The Floor For The Next Remodeler

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    Luna Lovegood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher!

    Ripley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That note is groaning under the weight of all those puns. Any more and it would have reached critical mass and sucked the universe into oblivion.

    Basel Kaskas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro said turn the other cheek 😂😂😂

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To ply you from morals 😂 make that your bottom line

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    kasa alex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many toilet paper puns...love it

    Vytas Navickas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I could upvote this a thousand times!!!!!!!!

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone young finds this in 50 years they'll have no idea what this was about and think a crazy person buried toilet paper. Lol

    Steffani Sloan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro said a lot more than turn the other cheek He said the word "bequeathed " And turn the other cheek is what stuck with you?! Hahah omg Anyways his letter is fantastic and I would love to find it Should definitely be higher up!

    danielw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a few centuries, there's going to be a very confused archeologist trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

    Ginny Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a stock of toilet paper, but we aren't going out at all and only have enough for until about June

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    #11

    If You Have To Work, You Might As Well Enjoy It

    If You Have To Work, You Might As Well Enjoy It

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    Draco Malfoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do what he says! That last sentence doesn't look like a joke! XD

    Hazel King
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh if he needs TWO signs, he really IS a miserable bastard... or maybe just vigilant

    danielw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just be honest, and admit that I'm really enjoying the pandemic, personally. I get people are dying/getting horribly sick and all, but so far, personally, it hasn't affected me or people I know... and now there's no traffic, less noise, and people finally respect my bubble.

    Matthew Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he really looks like a misrable bastard.

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    #12

    The Church In My Town Makes Me Laugh On A Weekly Basis

    The Church In My Town Makes Me Laugh On A Weekly Basis

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    Charlotte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except he didn't, for two reasons: 1)The bible story says 2 of each of the unclean animals and 7 and "his mate" of each of the clean animals, and 2) its all imaginary.

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    Kathy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’d like that church.

    Chris DiFonso
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sign saying, "No Matter Who You Are Or Where You Are On Your Journey, You Are Welcome Here." It's too bad more houses of worship, across all branches of religion, don't have this philosophy.

    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And.... there is a gay "fish" Well done!

    Foock Auff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Churches are really against the gays... I don't get it. They're always the best singers in choir, they help out before/after service, AND they bring amazing food to every church potluck. Y'all are missing out on the LGBTQ+ realness

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    Haley Hansen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm pretty sure i used to live right near that church! they were very welcoming and seemed lovely <3

    Fran Stateler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its good to see their religion didn't kill their sense of humor.

    Liz not Lis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O god I walked past that church every time I walked home from school

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    #13

    No Gloves

    No Gloves

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    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely LOVE this. These should be everywhere.

    Motherofdogs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about immune compromised people? Or those unable to use alcohol gel on their skin? Or any number of genuine reasons to need or want to wear gloves? Not everyone is incapable of following basic instructions on glove use! Why not explain how to use them properly, instead of banning them?

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    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, you have to wash your hands BEFORE and AFTER wearing gloves. The bacteria and viruses you already have on your hands feel very comfy in that moist surrounding of a glove and will multiply extremely fast.

    danielw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, people like me will start quoting Firefly ("Two by Two, hands of blue... Two by Two, hands of blue...")

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    Kanga9ine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wish they wouldn't dump them out the window and onto the parking lot as they drive away from the grocery store.

    Brittany
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I decide to wear gloves I remove them after every store. I don't carry contaminated gloves into my car (into my personal space). Maybe a sign that informs ppl how to use them would be better.

    K.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a good system you have. The store is well meaning, but where is the average person going to have a chance between every store/errand. I get what the store intends. I take off gloves, throw it in a designated bag, clean car surfaces I’ve touched with Lysol, and spray alcohol into my hands before entering my car. DON’T LEAVE YOUR TRASH IN THE PARKING LOT PEOPLE.

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    J.D. Winstanley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you supposed to wash your hands between stores while out h about? This advice is good in theory but so impractical. Wear new gloves to each store, discard properly after leaving a place. I guess go to this store with your bare hands that have been all over town w/o being able to wash them.

    Donna Crowe
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hard to do. Keep a box or a mop pail in your car containing: foam soap - an old dish soap bottle (or a 1/2 gallon milk jug) filled with water for rinsing, a couple of dish towels and some hand creme. I also keep an old cookie tin with a small spray bottle of alcohol, small bottle of hand sanitizer, masks, gloves and a plastic bag to discard used items. The clean masks and gloves are kept in a separate sealable bag in case something leaks.

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    M Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I change gloves when I leave a place.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know for others but I put on my gloves before i enter and take them off & throw them in the bin when I leave the store. Not all over town. And how will they know if people without gloves havent been "all over town" ?

    Alan Nowak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then the stores should have hand sanitizer in each isle. I wear gloves to the supermarket and after placing the groceries in my trunk, I take off the gloves and put it in the garbage. I have a car that opens itself, therefore the environment in it other than the trunk is safe. If I have no gloves on I would have to disinfect everything I touch inside the vehicle,

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't fix stupid and common sense can't be taught. This won't help, unfortunately. It just highlights how stupid people are.

    Robert Mandarino
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common Sense , great reply to the nuts who don't understand cleanliness.

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    #14

    Free Cure

    Free Cure

    Rksta8 Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how no one has taken one(of course, they could've just put it up and I may be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time and won't be the last.)!? People can't grasp the fact that they need to actually stay home. Stay home and stay safe!

    Luanne Male
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this could be taped on the White House door.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather something else was taped on the WH's door. I'm not sure what, but something that would make the orange freak shut up.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kjorn, this is nature’s cure for idiots. Stay at home if you want to live

    Kori K. Warriner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they went outside to post this? Nice.

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of food to see all the tabs are there. Maybe people are starting to learn they do not need to touch everything with there grubby hands!

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    #15

    Advice From God

    Advice From God

    Dreamba Report

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Keep your distance, for our future existence." Dr John Campbell. I recommend following him on youtube!

    I love cats
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO HATING ON CHILL CHILL PILL JUST CAUSE HE WAS DOSENT AGREE WITH CHURCH🦆🐛🐻🦄🐼🦅🐯🦏🍂🎍🐁🌾🪐⛄️💦💦☄️🦆 you haters

    Sharon Moran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My germaphobe friends are always sick. People are freaking out over this virus, that in itself will kill them not the virus.

    CharliAnn Olney
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Should be MUCH Higher.

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    #16

    Quarantine Is Going Well In My Neighborhood

    Quarantine Is Going Well In My Neighborhood

    furrygreencurry Report

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are getting validation that men would just die without help.

    Stijn Cornelis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay couple here. Does that mean we're both going to die?

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    ROBBIE BUNGE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it light, folks, life's too short to take offense at everything

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be okay with these kinds of jokes if people would be as okay with "Wife for sale jokes". But you know a lot of the women liking this picture would be furious if the genders were reversed.

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    ROBBIE BUNGE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is free to good home... Or any flipping home

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, someone might want to sell the children.

    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure many are offering that too.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it is not "Free to a good home".

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the man. I love my husband but, anytime a tiny hiccup in his otherwise smoothly running life happens, he’s the one who literally crawls into bed to curl up and die. While I just start fixing the problem.

    Karen Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you sell them? I didn't know that was an option. Hmmm

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you kept the receipt you can return your sig other, your kids or both.

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    Clove Kentwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom broke a framed picture of her and my dad. 😬😬😬

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of post that would get tons of angry responses from women if it said "Wife for Sale".

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    #17

    Spotted This In My City

    Spotted This In My City

    DiscordDonut Report

    Summer C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin “accidentally” did this. I really don’t know why or how.

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    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my classmates did that in elementary school. You never know the importance of eyebrows until someone shaves them.

    Hilliary Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know the importance 'til you go to a convention where most people haven't got them!

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    Vanessa Sorensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am imagining this. A year 12 at my school did this.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to have a mirror next to the door in case you forget what you did ;)

    Rachel Replogle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying your hair, cutting your hair.

    Kylie Stovall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that wont work my 10 yr old brother has none

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just did it! Now I really want to stay in.

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus made me laugh more than I should have.

    Fran Stateler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or shave only one side of your head.

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    #18

    Saw This At The Dog Veterinarian Today

    Saw This At The Dog Veterinarian Today

    steenlys Report

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nerve damage in my left eye from time to time I have to lower my left lid manually cause it does not always close and my eye starts to dry have to close it or I can end up with dry eye issues that over the long run could cost me the sight in that eye. Have other health issue to so I have been staying home and of course I wash my hand a super lot. Guess what I already did before this started!!!

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus you won't need the satellite dish anymore.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We unconsciously touch our faces about 24 times an hour. So hard to control something we don't think about, yet do so often.

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    #19

    The Joys Of Working From Home

    The Joys Of Working From Home

    4musing_User_Name Report

    Jenna Bois
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can I have a snack?" "What's there to eat?"

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kjorn, Matt, this quarantine would be a great time to re-evaluate the choices you’ve made and what led you to become an immature seventh grader. Grow up or shut up

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you mind if we get pizza and ice cream for dinner?" "No"

    Hazel King
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this isn’t as efficient as she hoped

    Suzy Shams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is funny how "yes" is not on there

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. Saw this in another thread a week or two ago.

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    #20

    My Town’s Example Distances For Social Distancing

    My Town’s Example Distances For Social Distancing

    blinker1eighty2 Report

    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth Mauls lightsaber 😂 Who else is a Star Wars fan?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *takes out measuring tape, cautiously approaches deinonychus*

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more afraid of the female sea lion. She might think you were calling her fat... and things just go down hill from there.

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    Watching
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Refrigerator was a football playa js

    Maddie H
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to go Cary, NC! Every time I walk by those signs I giggle.

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe post the sign every 6 feet!

    Dian Parama Kosala
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My feet or your feet?.. mine is size 13

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I want this as a wallpaper! Badly!

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    #21

    We Are Living In An Unforeseen Circumstance

    We Are Living In An Unforeseen Circumstance

    BlueWoof Report

    Phart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The true prophecy is that in 100 years, all you Jesus nuts will be in league with Thor, Zeus, Ra, Apollo... and friends.

    -----
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you know Jesus was born 2000 years ago, and all of us "Jesus freaks" are still out here. This is the beauty of Christianity, Christ will hold it up till the end of times.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procrastinators anonymous..next meeting eventually.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That there's even an 'academy' for that nonsense is ridiculous.

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    #22

    Sun Ray Keeping It Real

    Sun Ray Keeping It Real

    cheesemoose Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the last drive-in theaters hadn't closed, we could still see new releases.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's still one north of Minneapolis. Just saying. not sure they'll open up this season, though.

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, who would have thought we'd find ourselves in this dystopian melodrama?

    Someone youdontknow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT DOES!! IT FEELS LIKE THAT ONE MOVIE!! WHERE THE PANDEMIC TOOK OVER THE WORLD

    William Pitre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmmmmmm okay then very..... special

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Items a happy song when there’s someone by your siddde to sing along

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice sign not sure some folks understand the concept of be kind saddly!

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    #23

    Saw This On My Walk Today

    Saw This On My Walk Today

    countryroots Report

    Suzy Shams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoever wrote this must have graduated from harvard

    Sabina Y-eva
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In actual, it was " April showers bring May flowers" :)

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    #24

    My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke

    My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke

    MistressDrey Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what, now that I think about it, the people I know lacking deodorant also lack common sense!

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This and the others posted, totally spot on.

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And seem to be clueless to the fact that they are missing it!

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    #25

    My Township Has Some Funny Business Owners

    My Township Has Some Funny Business Owners

    jgibs2850 Report

    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love people who see the humor during tough times.

    CHUA YEE HWEE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmmmm,it sounds like a nice movie!

    Ava Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh yes an original im in that movie!

    Alexandra Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The state has be killing it in the marquee game... <3 TC

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    #26

    Stayin' Alive

    Stayin' Alive

    KarenKnoeb Report

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you now I can't stop singing the song in my head. Perfect just what I need in isolation.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone tried to break out of quarantine through the bottom left window...

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just can't read that w/o singing!

    Jayne Sargent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Gibb brothers would be so proud!

    Val Izhakevich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'And everybody's gettin' fat except Mama Cass'

    Queen Nehelenia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep yourself alive.Keep yourself alive. Ooh, it'll take you all your time and money Honey you'll survive All (we) people, keep yourself alive!

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    #27

    Just Stop

    Just Stop

    dudewithsign , dudewithsign Report

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen!! Your productivity is stressing me out...but yeah I’ll follow suit the week before quarantine ends.

    Tracy Lord
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had more than enough of the Zoom screenshots. Thanks for posting a photo of me without asking.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right. Also, that lady that took a dump on screen. now, that video is...out there. for ever.

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    Wayne Beesley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop posting yourself holding signs out of your windows .....

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind being quarantined with him! Merrow!

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Also, posting zoom screenshots can be dangerous because anyone can access your meeting.

    CHUA YEE HWEE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y not???We r HOOMAN and we needa post!

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    #28

    Poor Kid...

    Poor Kid...

    yourpantsaretoobig Report

    Kathy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like it was his parents’ idea, and he doesn’t want to be out there.

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo is suspect... no teen would be out there with a dumb hat and sign... more likely to be commiserating with pals over some online gaming.

    Katelynn Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is so cute... I’m 14 btw lol but darn he is cute

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh..good! I was nearly going to call you creepy because I assumed you were older. lol Carry on...

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    Lou
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Birthday! Honk!

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    #29

    I Saw This At My Local CVS

    I Saw This At My Local CVS

    BaconPancake62 Report

    Rhiannon C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA and most of that length? Side-effects

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of that chocolate looks so good!!

    Christine M Quigley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A major thorn in my side, CVS receipts...All the wasted ink, paper..I never use your darn coupons!! Keep them!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CVS likes me - they mail me a 30% coupon every month.

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    #30

    Days Since Pants

    Days Since Pants

    hoosiernamechecksout Report

    Sunee Days
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 days since Bra. i win.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're living alone and not seeing other people except from the waist-up on Zoom, so they're not bothering with pants. Lots of people just wearing sweatpants, boxers, pajama bottoms, nothing at all... they get some enjoyment from the freedom. :)

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    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried this until my cat reminded me that a) he loves me, and b) he has claws.

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US you can drive around naked as long as you don't leave your car. Supreme Court says that is your right

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly fair on any police officer who might have to stop them for some reason though.

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    #31

    Gentlemen’s Club In My Hometown For The Covid Sign Win

    Gentlemen’s Club In My Hometown For The Covid Sign Win

    jugbandfrog Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop calling Gentlemen’s Clubs Gentlemen’s Clubs. Actual gentlemen do not enter such clubs.

    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn’t sound right if they called them douchebag clubs.

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no gentlemen going to places that exploit vulnerable young women like that. Euphemistic bs.

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans buddy, Gentlemen's Club sounds much better than "Perverted Men's Club".

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel free to remain clothed

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's place is in Pharr Tx, its litterly next to Mexico. Be thankful they're just calling a Gentlemans Club, compared to some of the place named here.

    D Gangwere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does a G-String count? Asking for a friend...

    Maverickw335
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then i will move out on April 30th

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    #32

    Not Bad, Not Bad

    Not Bad, Not Bad

    winklereli Report

    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My church has online services, it really helps to still be a little connected to civilization.

    Camy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks exactly like my church

    Kylie Stovall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ur right he is every were sooo ur not safe at home dur ; } lol

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God should stay the f**k at home. Like everyone else. Didn't he hear Samuel L. Jackson?

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    #33

    Truth!

    Truth!

    tinrinca Report

    Jaymi Leigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a thing to put hearts in your windows right now. Some kind of unification feel good thing.

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    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hanbs ~ they couldn't find or make a D

    Suzy Shams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine that it was posted on a preschool window

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a good way to get the window broken with a brick

    William Pitre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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    #34

    Message From God

    Message From God

    tglnyc Report

    Clove Kentwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have been having online church for a while now.

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly there are some American churches who are in denial of Covid 19, some Pastors have already croaked because of their denial.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The church where everyone refused not to attend service & the preacher said he'd quit when he was dead got his wish & dropped dead from the virus ... I have zero sympathy for him or his congregation. If they all drop dead it's because they asked for it & it's better to then the herd as much as necessary

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    Ringo Starkey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help us Obi-Wan, you're our only hope.

    Id row
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    5 years ago

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    But I thought Jesus saves?

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago

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    Christian have more sense than many others.

    TheKnightOwl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. There are varied IQ's and levels of common sense in every kind of religion. I've known many very intelligent Christians, but I've also known many extremely foolish ones. Thinking you're better than others is one of many mistakes Christians can make, and it certainly isn't going to make people want to know God better.

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    Ray Martin
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    5 years ago

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    Middle East Jesus and Black Jesus were unavailable for comment.

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    #35

    Day 7

    Day 7

    posterstock Report

    Aileen Cann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they might be scary stares, Incentives to stay home.🤪

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how much money could be made selling funny signs. A drive-thru of course.

    Barn Owl Hedwig
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea, but I don't have the supplies, and Walmart is SUCH a nightmare right now (shudder)

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    chachkimooch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that orange door! I'll admire it from afar...

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    #36

    Keep Your Distance

    Keep Your Distance

    Dutchie_86 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An adult grey kangaroo or red kangaroo?

    J Haven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whichever one can grasp a coconut w - no that’s swallows, isn’t it...

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    D Gangwere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tie me kangaroo down && use it as a measuring stick...

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kangaroos are the best thing about Australia. Everything else just wants to kill you.

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about quokkas ? Also, a kangaroo CAN kill you. Quokkas love people.

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    #37

    Love The Sense Of Humor Of This Sign Owner

    Love The Sense Of Humor Of This Sign Owner

    djak Report

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been spending way too many hours listening to Reddit stories on Youtube.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same...my recommended section is fecked now

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    Alexandra Kurth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada we measure the distance using a hockey stick

    Bumblebee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we had something fun to use the measuring too. But over here it is just the lame 1,5 meters. I want something fun too!

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    Jo Ellen Washburn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. Watching "Breaking Bad" for my SIXTH time.

    Phillip Ludlow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive past this sign every day recently 😬, he always posts humoring stuff

    mermaidgirl960
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too buddy... Me too... Same with Hulu, Sling, and almost Disney+ God dang Disney+...

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    #38

    In The Spirit Of The Quarantine Season, I Decided To Have A Little Fun With My Pressure Washer

    In The Spirit Of The Quarantine Season, I Decided To Have A Little Fun With My Pressure Washer

    redwolf1017 Report

    Roadkill TheBrave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hell, I don't know what impresses me more about this, how nice their handwriting is with a pressure washer wand (someone knows basic calligraphy), that they managed punctuation, or the fact that its so bright because of how badly that sidewalk needs cleaned. Every time I try to write with a pressure washer wand its a hot mess.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The serifs aren't actually serifs, It's the recoil from pulling the trigger on the wand.

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    Maverickw335
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude i could read that from a plane

    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that means I'm too close

    Moopy Reboot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a sidewalk in Hawaii, they get like that in about two weeks because of the frequent rain and humidity.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn that sidewalk is dirty

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll make it permanent at my house

    Snowy Tundra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used the right "you're". Thumbs up!

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    #39

    Welcome To Canada

    Welcome To Canada

    tractornucleareactor Report

    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be "Now PLEASE f**k off. SORRY!" (I'm Canadian) ;-)

    Mohra Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t you think saying “please” makes saying “sorry” unnecessary . Canadian, too. Sorry.

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians swearing. Impossible, I tell ya.

    Lillukka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's serious when that happens.

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, when you push canadians to rudeness, it's REAL

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it’s bad when the Canadians are getting rude.

    I'm.in.wonderland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else has the highschool musical song stuck in their head now?

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    #40

    My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke

    My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke

    JulesGirth Report

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you're inside like you're supposed to be, you can just take your shoes of so that doesn't happen.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not everybody is supposed to be inside....

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man, that's the worst.

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear flip flops and don't venture outside. I win.

    Suzy Shams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only the children with siblings would know how terrible it is when you end up going to school with your 1st grade sister's my little pony socks.

    Kylie Stovall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get ur joke because my sister took all my socks lol ........ -_- true story tho

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    #41

    This Sign On A Furniture Store Window

    This Sign On A Furniture Store Window

    puppyluvr321 Report

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Automatic doors don't keep zombies out!!

    CG2018
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    5 years ago

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    What kind of furniture store has a life-sized Barbie in a tanning bed?!

    #42

    My Local Independent Theatre Has A Good Sense Of Humor

    My Local Independent Theatre Has A Good Sense Of Humor

    jackedandtan16 Report

    #44

    Social Distancing Drinking Games In The Wild

    Social Distancing Drinking Games In The Wild

    Alaskan_Lost Report

    Kate Kyffin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should go online, make it a viral party. I'd join in!

    #45

    Chicago Is Done With This. Started A Countdown To 2021

    Chicago Is Done With This. Started A Countdown To 2021

    Trimtramtron Report

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spanish influenza epidemic lasted from January 1918 until December 1920. I put my hope to modern medicine and all accomplished scientists working on finding cures, evidence-based and properly tested, for Covid-19 and hopefully also a vaccine. Social distancing and meticulous hand washing give all of us a greater shot at still being around to get the good news.

    Gin Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately you can't quantify Republican selfishness, mendacity, and cruelty. After three decades of Republicans promoting paranoid conspiracies, hatred, lies, and disdain for science, we now have armed Qanon cosplayers strutting around who think that Trump is a good Christian and patriot, while Obama is a Kenyan Muslim, that Sandy Hook didn't happen but Pizzagate did, and treating 36,000 dead Americans as of less importance than the 2,997 who died on 9/11.

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    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this is going to be gone in 2021.....keep counting.

    #46

    When Canada Meets Coronavirus

    When Canada Meets Coronavirus

    penapox Report

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the majority of us have at least one of those it makes a great Canadian way to measure 🇨🇦

    Queen Nehelenia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's funny for most of you, but not for me. Almost in all Europe we use metrical system. For example six feet is not the best of measure way for me, but I know how lenght hokey stick is. More less, but I know! It's better for me than " at least 6 or 7 feet" because I have to convert six feet to the X centimeters in my head.

    Vuun
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your average hockey stick is nowhere near 2m. But I guess if you extend your arm you can keep people 2m away with one.

    Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I was thinking they're a bit too short. Good fix.

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    long time i didn't play hockey not sure of the length

    #47

    No Breathing

    No Breathing

    Sailorman53 Report

    seriously tho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you die of suffocation you can't die of covid-19😞 obviously

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, just an average day.

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    #49

    State Sign On 309 North Just North Of Tamaqua PA

    State Sign On 309 North Just North Of Tamaqua PA

    chaosphile Report

    Esca Sav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bunghole" is my new favorite word

    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall my 9 yo son has been running around for a month now, shirt up over his head, arms up like bevis (or butthead) yelling i am cornholieo I need tp for da bunghole. I still don't regret showing him that video clip.

    #50

    Company Health And Safety Not Holding Back

    Company Health And Safety Not Holding Back

    50ShadesOfPalmBay Report

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the family of idiots who were running all over Rite Aide after going swimming local park's swimming pool. Wet hair, and the 13-14 year old son, barefoot, no shirt, wet trunks and bringing CDs, one at a time for dad to buy and running back to pick another when told no. And there I stand in my mask, goofing up my sunglasses. The inmates are running the asylum and another hitch in the get-along of the evolution of man. Survival of the fittest. Fit for what?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also someone who says that their rights are being violated by the state.

    #52

    A Breath Of Fresh Air In These Crazy Times. See At The McDonald’s Drive Thru This Morning

    A Breath Of Fresh Air In These Crazy Times. See At The McDonald’s Drive Thru This Morning

    JonathanSafa Report

    Roadkill TheBrave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh whoever did that is so dead it that's Duct Tape.

    ChocolateCake
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's painter tape - it should come off easily with no damage.

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    #53

    Was Driving Around With The Wife And Kid When We Saw This

    Was Driving Around With The Wife And Kid When We Saw This

    sublimeaces Report

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google, so maybe it'll help another one: BYOB is the acronym for "Bring Your Own Bottle"

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beer! It is bring your own BEER. ( yeah i'm Aussie)

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    Kim Bush
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    5 years ago

    #54

    Lebanon Maine, Yessah

    Lebanon Maine, Yessah

    jimmyb207 Report

    #56

    Liquor Store In Arkansas Has Jokes

    Liquor Store In Arkansas Has Jokes

    mikefromtheclub Report

    Olli Glx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that building used to be a fast food place from the 50s.

    #57

    She Has Proper Social Distancing

    She Has Proper Social Distancing

    AngryCrow91 Report

    Shart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but this is a threat...

    Thundercuss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By not keeping distance a person is potentially aiding the spread a deadly disease.

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    #58

    This Is A Place Called Chipmunks On Diversey And Pine Grove (Near Sheridan)

    This Is A Place Called Chipmunks On Diversey And Pine Grove (Near Sheridan)

    CraycraftBrett Report

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    #59

    “Essential”

    “Essential”

    marvelousmondays Report

    #60

    Friend Who's A Nurse Got His Shoes Stolen Off His Porch. Bad Pair To Take

    Friend Who's A Nurse Got His Shoes Stolen Off His Porch. Bad Pair To Take

    FieldMarshal_VonDerp Report

    Alan Green
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    5 years ago

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    Could have been a critter of some sort

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One shoe would have been missing, not the pair.

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    #61

    Good To See The Sign Person Still Has A Job

    Good To See The Sign Person Still Has A Job

    Donnydean Report

    #62

    Travel Plans

    Travel Plans

    VeryVino20 Report

    #63

    Keep Yours At Home

    Keep Yours At Home

    seeyabeU Report

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm atheist but I do love the religious humour.

    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .y kids found out that the word A*s is written in the Bible. So now they said its OK to use instead if donkey. I'll allow it. I do love a good loophole.

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you blurr out the name of an actual animal? Asses are so discriminated against.

    Olli Glx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why tf do they need to pixel out the word a*s? Neither the animal nor the body part is something to be ashamed of.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing what they pick and choose to censor

    #64

    Pizza Place In My Town Is Known For Being Stoners, This Was Their Sign Today

    Pizza Place In My Town Is Known For Being Stoners, This Was Their Sign Today

    ComplexToxin Report

    #65

    Local Vet Keeping It Fresh

    Local Vet Keeping It Fresh

    Dmed24 Report

    #66

    Local Cleaning Service Always Has Fun Signs For Us To Read

    Local Cleaning Service Always Has Fun Signs For Us To Read

    BELO- Report

    Esca Sav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope they use this in their commercial... it is literally the only time they can... a gold opportunity...

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was saying that wayyyyyyyyy before COVID-19

    #67

    Even The Mailbox Should Be Social Distancing

    Even The Mailbox Should Be Social Distancing

    link229 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll just have more later. won't change a things sadly

    #68

    My Family Had Some Fun With Post-It Notes To Entertain People Who Pass By

    My Family Had Some Fun With Post-It Notes To Entertain People Who Pass By

    opie81280 Report

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    #69

    Sign In New York. Can't Wait To Go Back One Day. Telling People Like It Is

    Sign In New York. Can't Wait To Go Back One Day. Telling People Like It Is

    PolisSquad01 Report

    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should've put "And have a nice day!" at the bottom of it! 🤣

    #70

    The Casino In My Area Recently Closed For COVID-19. This Is Their Sign

    The Casino In My Area Recently Closed For COVID-19. This Is Their Sign

    Fr3shBread Report

    #71

    How I Beat The Quarantine Birthday Blues Today

    How I Beat The Quarantine Birthday Blues Today

    veraliis Report

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else seeing "drive-by" parties or is it just a regional thing? (It's essentially a parade for kids' birthdays under quarantine. Everybody drives by and honks. Some of them include fire engine, police, etc.)

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very much a thing in several places now. Including West Central Wisconsin.

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    #72

    Possibly The Best Sign Ever Posted In My Neighborhood

    Possibly The Best Sign Ever Posted In My Neighborhood

    drbaseband Report

    Ireland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from the T.V show The Office when he says "the worst thing about prison was the dementors" :)

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    Miss D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dementors make you feel like all happiness has gone from the earth...

    #73

    I Spotted This Sign Today

    I Spotted This Sign Today

    the_conradical Report

    I love Hermione
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the irony...have a "great" visit!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the accent as shown in the sign! Wicked cool.

    #74

    My Pandemic Daily Planner

    My Pandemic Daily Planner

    JoeBeanLP Report

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I started out strong but now I've been getting depressed. And spring is my favorite time of year.

    CG2018
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you get some fresh air and sunshine, and try to stay connected with others, even if it's hard. We'll get through this!

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    Grace Moulton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, you know the day of the week?! I just know if its one of my three school days or not. and sometimes, i don't even know that.

    #75

    On My Way To Work

    On My Way To Work

    w00tersauce Report

    #76

    I Deliver Packages For Amazon. This Is By Far The Best Door/Delivery Poll I Have Seen. Btw, Keep The Polls Coming, They Are Great! I Voted Creed FWIW, Because If I Can't Scuba, Then What's This Been About?

    I Deliver Packages For Amazon. This Is By Far The Best Door/Delivery Poll I Have Seen. Btw, Keep The Polls Coming, They Are Great! I Voted Creed FWIW, Because If I Can't Scuba, Then What's This Been About?

    drummachine621 Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Mr. Essential - it's Stanley.

    Henry C Myers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no its stanley duh!! writing this while watching the office

    #77

    This Sign Outside Of A Walmart Telling You What Is In Stock

    This Sign Outside Of A Walmart Telling You What Is In Stock

    HelpMeGameYT Report

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a really good idea

    Erin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are standard at the grocery stores around here. I love seeing these signs.

    #78

    Couldn’t Have Seen That Coming

    Couldn’t Have Seen That Coming

    mike5322 Report

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    #79

    My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke

    My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke

    JulesGirth Report

    #80

    A Thrift Store In My Town

    A Thrift Store In My Town

    dunicha Report

    #81

    It's Official, Kangaroos Are A Metric

    It's Official, Kangaroos Are A Metric

    critrolefan Report

    #82

    Rolls Since Quarantine

    Rolls Since Quarantine

    BoomFoxxy Report

    #83

    Sign Outside A Baseball Training Center That's Still Offering Virtual Lessons During The Covid-19 Shutdown

    Sign Outside A Baseball Training Center That's Still Offering Virtual Lessons During The Covid-19 Shutdown

    M116rs Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids it's soccer and our Association send to all the coaches indoor training schedules. 30 min each day. they'll be ready when it will start again

    leromeuperfil
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our soccer league cancelled everything cause we don't want to risk anything :(. But I practice alone with my dad.

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    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my daughter trains all year for softball. So she is trying to learn new skills for different positions. She even found a situational game for plays. Kind of what to do when.

    #84

    Local Strip Club Is Finally Clothed

    Local Strip Club Is Finally Clothed

    DLove19 Report

    Lee C
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    5 years ago

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    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't understand why strip clubs are a thing

    Lee C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason magic mike or the chippendales are a thing

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    #85

    How Am I Driving?

    How Am I Driving?

    dogismywitness Report

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest mistake God made is to give humankind free will... I think the experiment failed.

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, the defective units appear to be getting recalled immediately. Future updates will include common sense, empathy for others, and a strong moral compass independent of religious dogma. Some base models may not be capable of accepting updates and should be removed from service to be replaced with either a K9 or potted plant.

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    #Letallexsistwithdignity
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven is not on Earth. Free choice means idiots have the choice to create a pandemic.

    Rani Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Science & religion shouldn't mix. 2. Not everyone believes in your religion. 3. Explain wars, plagues and other commonplace diseases and disorders. If no one died, this planet would be overpopulated & non-sustainable.

    #86

    Saw This At A High School Near Me

    Saw This At A High School Near Me

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    #87

    My Local Theater Has A Sense Of Humor

    My Local Theater Has A Sense Of Humor

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    #88

    A House In My Hometown Is Making Good Use Of Their Quarantine Time

    A House In My Hometown Is Making Good Use Of Their Quarantine Time

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    Linda Roy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the huge lion/tiger/leopard thing on the right! I can't tell what it is cuz my tablet resolution is c**p

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one dude was definitely grooming a sex cult of underaged girls and the other was definitely grooming a sex cult of meth heads and a the lady who maybe killed her husband is your biggest problem?

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt. "Bread and circuses" is a metonymic phrase critiquing superficial appeasement. It is attributed to Juvenal, a Roman poet active in the late first and early second century AD — and is used commonly in cultural, particularly political, contexts. Wikipedia

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    #89

    This Store’s Hiring Sign Has Never Been More Relevant

    This Store’s Hiring Sign Has Never Been More Relevant

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    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it? Or do they just sell the moccasins there. We're across the Wisconsin border and several stores here sell Minnetonka.

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    #90

    McDonald’s Is Expanding The Menu In These Tough Times

    McDonald’s Is Expanding The Menu In These Tough Times

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    #91

    Exception

    Exception

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is the third sign mentioning Carole Baskin, gonna have to google her.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll hear a story were everyone involved should be either in jail or in a mental institution.

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    #92

    My Hometown Knows How To Quarantine

    My Hometown Knows How To Quarantine

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    #93

    Social Gathering At St. Kilda Beach Today

    Social Gathering At St. Kilda Beach Today

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    Yo-Yo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha...Covidiots ;-)

    M Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the afore mentioned covidiots

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    morons… it's the me… me… me…

    #94

    Covid-19 Cautions

    Covid-19 Cautions

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