Trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus, many governments across the globe are imposing strict quarantine regulations. However, sitting within your four walls 24/7 can take a toll on any of us.
So, to let everyone know we're in this together and relieve the tension during these difficult times, some people have been making funny signs to describe their everyday reality of living in isolation. From birthday announcements to shopping requests, Bored Panda has collected some of the most amusing quarantine signs, showing that the pandemic hasn't destroyed our spirits yet.
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He’s Got A Point
Not ignoring. Putting him to Jail, forcing him to write a denial and later died of the very same virus he was warning people.
... or calling him/her back later to ask how to remedy a situation that already become a catastrophe.
Load More Replies...That's one way I'd describe him. Tyrannical, murderous dictator is another way. Yep, President Xi really screwed up this time.
Load More Replies...The Chinese government jailed scientists and doctors who told about the disease in Wuhan.
No they just killed them. Why any country it's doing business with China is beyond me.
Load More Replies...The coronavirus pandemic has caused many things to happen, some predictable, others not so much. European leaders have confined people at home and their approval ratings soared. Some right-wing politicians have temporarily socialized their national economies. And as the world faces arguably the worst global health crisis in a hundred years, there's been a mass outpouring of jokes and general silliness. Even if we are scared, we're coping with our fears through laughter.
Anyone, No?
Dog, shivering on top of the cupboard: "NO! No, no, no! I can't bear going for another walk! I'm done. I can't handle it any more! Please, listen to me..."
I’m sure dogs are over quarantine as well. Mine loves his naps and hasn’t been able to nap much with everyone home.
I'm pretty sure mine *understands* the concept of social distancing. And is militantly hostile to it. Every time anybody mentions it, she forces her way into their laps for cuddles, with a look on her face that's just challenging you to send her away. given that she's a forty pound Aussie shepherd... she's not exactly a lapdog. (not as bad as say a newfie, mind you.)
Load More Replies...According to Tom McTague, the why of humor has long been a mystery. "For ancient Greek philosophers such as Plato and Aristotle, it was a dangerous phenomenon, something that had the potential to undermine authority and the good order of society. Laughing at those in charge was a serious issue then (and still remains the case in more autocratic parts of the world). Today, in democratic societies, we know the importance of mocking those with power, and we celebrate it, on Saturday Night Live in the United States and Have I Got News for You in Britain," McTague explained in The Atlantic.
Strict Dad
But they will be 100% ready when they return to school in the fall/2021 -- no way the principal's kids can fall behind!! (To those saying they look sad, I'm pretty sure it's staged :) They all have the same R-B-F hahahaha)
At least you aren’t wearing men’s size 13 Nikes...cause you aren’t wearing shoes
Cause you’re not an Essential workers, get it!
Load More Replies...However, the writer thinks humor is more than thumbing our noses at power. "It is slapstick as much as satire, a man hitting another man with a frying pan; Kevin McCallister terrorizing Harry and Marv; Ross, Rachel and Chandler struggling to get a sofa up the stairs to Ross’s apartment."
The late Robert R. Provine, a professor at the University of Maryland who was of the world’s leading experts on laughter, said that laughter was our way of bonding. "Most people think of laughter as a simple response to comedy, or a cathartic mood-lifter," he wrote. "Instead … I concluded that laughter is primarily a social vocalization that binds people together." We laugh with others to give us “the pleasure of acceptance," Provine argued—to show that we are the same.
My Parents Wouldn't Let Me In... Something About "Not Being On This List"
They are welcome at my place anytime! Together with the puppies, of course.
Load More Replies...This happened in my city. Kim Quintero is our local weather lady. During yesterday's morning news Kim went to surprise these folks house live on camera. She had with her 3 firefighters with puppies and Kim gave the couple a Thor toy and a pack of toilet paper. Apparently the wife asked the husband who he likes /has a crush on. He had no idea why she was asking, but answered Kim and the wife made the sign. The husband was really embarrassed telling the story as she's standing in front of him on their front porch. Their son set up the whole thing because his parents wouldn't let him in on Easter Sunday. It was pretty funny.
I settle with the firefighters, don't want Reynolds, Quintero and/or Thor.
Kim Quintero and fire fighters with puppies showed up at their house today
I saw. Pretty funny but the homeowners didn't seem very excited. The lady didn't even reach out for one of those puppies. If that were me nothing would stop me from from snuggling them.
Load More Replies...And when you think about it, it totally makes sense. Professor Naomi Eisenberger, a social psychologist at UCLA known for her research on how the brain behaves when it experiences social rejection and disconnect, told BBC that our current situation, with billions of people cut-off from their normal lives, is unprecedented. She pointed out the importance of people living alone trying to stay connected with those we care about.
Professor Stephanie Cacioppo, an expert in behavioural neuroscience and psychiatry at the University of Chicago, added that adjusting our mindset and expectations is key to avoiding feelings of loneliness.
"Right now you live alone. And right now you have no choice. So you can either scream all day long or make the most of it," Dr Cacioppo said.
Which is precisely what these people are doing through their signs. Consioucly or not, they're following these advice and connecting to one another in a time of isolation using humor. They're making the most out of it.
The Sign At The Pizza Place I Go To
I would assume they had a previous sign that said something like "Please stand behind the blue line," but people ignored it so they switched to this sign. I think the part about the nice sign not working is the funniest part.
Load More Replies...Between the color changes and the curse words is more prone to make someone stop and actually read it instead of glancing at it and ignoring whatever it said before.
My Local Shop Putting Up Signs Of 2011 Memes Due To The Lack Of Toiletpaper
One person in the supermarket coughed - and all the rest s**t themselves.
...this actually makes sense. More sense than all the other explanations I've heard.
Load More Replies...Why is D. (Dumbass) Trump so anxious to 'open up' the country? Can't he see that this will only lead to more widespread contagion?
Columbus, Oh
Well, the world might be formatted if we don't control spread and find vaccines soon.
Load More Replies...My Sister Sent Me A Picture Of My Newborn Niece For My Birthday, Since I Haven't Been Able To Meet Her Yet
I'm looking at the slipper and his face is making me laugh so hard. "Hmmm... Dying, I am." -Yoda Slipper 2020
Load More Replies...https://www.google.com/search?q=positive+possum+believes+you+can+do+the+thing&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjr2KO__f_oAhWKLM0KHQa9D1YQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=positive+possum+&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQARgAMgQIIxAnMgQIIxAnMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgQIABAeMgYIABAFEB5QmGNYmGNg44QBaABwAHgAgAFeiAFekgEBMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1n&sclient=img&ei=JUqiXquyN4rZtAaG-r6wBQ&bih=641&biw=1366&rlz=1CAKSOU_enUS886&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=VmkQk-ggdyDY-M
I had a nephew born yesterday, wont be able to see him for a while. So sad but healthy is what matters
She Held Up A Sign In Her Window Saying She Needs More Beer, And Before Long She Was Suprised With 150 Cans Of Her Favorite Ale
I think Hans is an "ill-flavoured" beer snob. She's 93 and she likes what she likes.
Go Grandma! I can't stand Beer, but I'm glad that she got her fix, and enough to last for at least 2 months and a couple of fish fry's after everything is all said an done.
These people doing the lord's work!! Check on your elderly -- they may be out of booze XD
I'm a craft beer drinker myself, but if Coors Lite is her preference, let her have it. Different strokes for different folks.
To each their own, if she likes Coors that's her choice. But please don't call it "ale", because it's not ale. It's lager.
While Updating A Bathroom, I Left A Surprise Under The Floor For The Next Remodeler
To ply you from morals 😂 make that your bottom line
Load More Replies...If someone young finds this in 50 years they'll have no idea what this was about and think a crazy person buried toilet paper. Lol
Bro said a lot more than turn the other cheek He said the word "bequeathed " And turn the other cheek is what stuck with you?! Hahah omg Anyways his letter is fantastic and I would love to find it Should definitely be higher up!
We have a stock of toilet paper, but we aren't going out at all and only have enough for until about June
If You Have To Work, You Might As Well Enjoy It
I would do what he says! That last sentence doesn't look like a joke! XD
Bruh if he needs TWO signs, he really IS a miserable bastard... or maybe just vigilant
Can I just be honest, and admit that I'm really enjoying the pandemic, personally. I get people are dying/getting horribly sick and all, but so far, personally, it hasn't affected me or people I know... and now there's no traffic, less noise, and people finally respect my bubble.
The Church In My Town Makes Me Laugh On A Weekly Basis
Except he didn't, for two reasons: 1)The bible story says 2 of each of the unclean animals and 7 and "his mate" of each of the clean animals, and 2) its all imaginary.
Load More Replies...I love the sign saying, "No Matter Who You Are Or Where You Are On Your Journey, You Are Welcome Here." It's too bad more houses of worship, across all branches of religion, don't have this philosophy.
Churches are really against the gays... I don't get it. They're always the best singers in choir, they help out before/after service, AND they bring amazing food to every church potluck. Y'all are missing out on the LGBTQ+ realness
Load More Replies...i'm pretty sure i used to live right near that church! they were very welcoming and seemed lovely <3
O god I walked past that church every time I walked home from school
No Gloves
What about immune compromised people? Or those unable to use alcohol gel on their skin? Or any number of genuine reasons to need or want to wear gloves? Not everyone is incapable of following basic instructions on glove use! Why not explain how to use them properly, instead of banning them?
Load More Replies...Besides, you have to wash your hands BEFORE and AFTER wearing gloves. The bacteria and viruses you already have on your hands feel very comfy in that moist surrounding of a glove and will multiply extremely fast.
Also, people like me will start quoting Firefly ("Two by Two, hands of blue... Two by Two, hands of blue...")
Load More Replies...If I decide to wear gloves I remove them after every store. I don't carry contaminated gloves into my car (into my personal space). Maybe a sign that informs ppl how to use them would be better.
That’s a good system you have. The store is well meaning, but where is the average person going to have a chance between every store/errand. I get what the store intends. I take off gloves, throw it in a designated bag, clean car surfaces I’ve touched with Lysol, and spray alcohol into my hands before entering my car. DON’T LEAVE YOUR TRASH IN THE PARKING LOT PEOPLE.
Load More Replies...How are you supposed to wash your hands between stores while out h about? This advice is good in theory but so impractical. Wear new gloves to each store, discard properly after leaving a place. I guess go to this store with your bare hands that have been all over town w/o being able to wash them.
Not hard to do. Keep a box or a mop pail in your car containing: foam soap - an old dish soap bottle (or a 1/2 gallon milk jug) filled with water for rinsing, a couple of dish towels and some hand creme. I also keep an old cookie tin with a small spray bottle of alcohol, small bottle of hand sanitizer, masks, gloves and a plastic bag to discard used items. The clean masks and gloves are kept in a separate sealable bag in case something leaks.
Load More Replies...I dont know for others but I put on my gloves before i enter and take them off & throw them in the bin when I leave the store. Not all over town. And how will they know if people without gloves havent been "all over town" ?
then the stores should have hand sanitizer in each isle. I wear gloves to the supermarket and after placing the groceries in my trunk, I take off the gloves and put it in the garbage. I have a car that opens itself, therefore the environment in it other than the trunk is safe. If I have no gloves on I would have to disinfect everything I touch inside the vehicle,
Common Sense , great reply to the nuts who don't understand cleanliness.
Free Cure
Notice how no one has taken one(of course, they could've just put it up and I may be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time and won't be the last.)!? People can't grasp the fact that they need to actually stay home. Stay home and stay safe!
I'd rather something else was taped on the WH's door. I'm not sure what, but something that would make the orange freak shut up.
Load More Replies...Kjorn, this is nature’s cure for idiots. Stay at home if you want to live
Kind of food to see all the tabs are there. Maybe people are starting to learn they do not need to touch everything with there grubby hands!
Advice From God
"Keep your distance, for our future existence." Dr John Campbell. I recommend following him on youtube!
NO HATING ON CHILL CHILL PILL JUST CAUSE HE WAS DOSENT AGREE WITH CHURCH🦆🐛🐻🦄🐼🦅🐯🦏🍂🎍🐁🌾🪐⛄️💦💦☄️🦆 you haters
My germaphobe friends are always sick. People are freaking out over this virus, that in itself will kill them not the virus.
Quarantine Is Going Well In My Neighborhood
Gay couple here. Does that mean we're both going to die?
Load More Replies...I would be okay with these kinds of jokes if people would be as okay with "Wife for sale jokes". But you know a lot of the women liking this picture would be furious if the genders were reversed.
Load More Replies...Depends on the man. I love my husband but, anytime a tiny hiccup in his otherwise smoothly running life happens, he’s the one who literally crawls into bed to curl up and die. While I just start fixing the problem.
If you kept the receipt you can return your sig other, your kids or both.
Load More Replies...This is the kind of post that would get tons of angry responses from women if it said "Wife for Sale".
Spotted This In My City
My cousin “accidentally” did this. I really don’t know why or how.
Load More Replies...One of my classmates did that in elementary school. You never know the importance of eyebrows until someone shaves them.
You never know the importance 'til you go to a convention where most people haven't got them!
Load More Replies...Saw This At The Dog Veterinarian Today
I have nerve damage in my left eye from time to time I have to lower my left lid manually cause it does not always close and my eye starts to dry have to close it or I can end up with dry eye issues that over the long run could cost me the sight in that eye. Have other health issue to so I have been staying home and of course I wash my hand a super lot. Guess what I already did before this started!!!
The Joys Of Working From Home
Kjorn, Matt, this quarantine would be a great time to re-evaluate the choices you’ve made and what led you to become an immature seventh grader. Grow up or shut up
My Town’s Example Distances For Social Distancing
I'd be more afraid of the female sea lion. She might think you were calling her fat... and things just go down hill from there.
Load More Replies...We Are Living In An Unforeseen Circumstance
The true prophecy is that in 100 years, all you Jesus nuts will be in league with Thor, Zeus, Ra, Apollo... and friends.
do you know Jesus was born 2000 years ago, and all of us "Jesus freaks" are still out here. This is the beauty of Christianity, Christ will hold it up till the end of times.
Load More Replies...Sun Ray Keeping It Real
If only the last drive-in theaters hadn't closed, we could still see new releases.
There's still one north of Minneapolis. Just saying. not sure they'll open up this season, though.
Load More Replies...Yes, who would have thought we'd find ourselves in this dystopian melodrama?
IT DOES!! IT FEELS LIKE THAT ONE MOVIE!! WHERE THE PANDEMIC TOOK OVER THE WORLD
Items a happy song when there’s someone by your siddde to sing along
Nice sign not sure some folks understand the concept of be kind saddly!
Saw This On My Walk Today
My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke
You know what, now that I think about it, the people I know lacking deodorant also lack common sense!
My Township Has Some Funny Business Owners
Stayin' Alive
Thank you now I can't stop singing the song in my head. Perfect just what I need in isolation.
Looks like someone tried to break out of quarantine through the bottom left window...
Keep yourself alive.Keep yourself alive. Ooh, it'll take you all your time and money Honey you'll survive All (we) people, keep yourself alive!
Just Stop
I have had more than enough of the Zoom screenshots. Thanks for posting a photo of me without asking.
I know right. Also, that lady that took a dump on screen. now, that video is...out there. for ever.
Load More Replies...Yep! Also, posting zoom screenshots can be dangerous because anyone can access your meeting.
Poor Kid...
He looks like it was his parents’ idea, and he doesn’t want to be out there.
This photo is suspect... no teen would be out there with a dumb hat and sign... more likely to be commiserating with pals over some online gaming.
Oh..good! I was nearly going to call you creepy because I assumed you were older. lol Carry on...
Load More Replies...I Saw This At My Local CVS
A major thorn in my side, CVS receipts...All the wasted ink, paper..I never use your darn coupons!! Keep them!
Days Since Pants
They're living alone and not seeing other people except from the waist-up on Zoom, so they're not bothering with pants. Lots of people just wearing sweatpants, boxers, pajama bottoms, nothing at all... they get some enjoyment from the freedom. :)
Load More Replies...In the US you can drive around naked as long as you don't leave your car. Supreme Court says that is your right
Hardly fair on any police officer who might have to stop them for some reason though.
Load More Replies...Gentlemen’s Club In My Hometown For The Covid Sign Win
Please stop calling Gentlemen’s Clubs Gentlemen’s Clubs. Actual gentlemen do not enter such clubs.
It wouldn’t sound right if they called them douchebag clubs.
Load More Replies...Ain't no gentlemen going to places that exploit vulnerable young women like that. Euphemistic bs.
Hans buddy, Gentlemen's Club sounds much better than "Perverted Men's Club".
That's place is in Pharr Tx, its litterly next to Mexico. Be thankful they're just calling a Gentlemans Club, compared to some of the place named here.
Not Bad, Not Bad
My church has online services, it really helps to still be a little connected to civilization.
God should stay the f**k at home. Like everyone else. Didn't he hear Samuel L. Jackson?
Truth!
It's like a thing to put hearts in your windows right now. Some kind of unification feel good thing.
Load More Replies...Message From God
Sadly there are some American churches who are in denial of Covid 19, some Pastors have already croaked because of their denial.
The church where everyone refused not to attend service & the preacher said he'd quit when he was dead got his wish & dropped dead from the virus ... I have zero sympathy for him or his congregation. If they all drop dead it's because they asked for it & it's better to then the herd as much as necessary
Load More Replies...No. There are varied IQ's and levels of common sense in every kind of religion. I've known many very intelligent Christians, but I've also known many extremely foolish ones. Thinking you're better than others is one of many mistakes Christians can make, and it certainly isn't going to make people want to know God better.
Load More Replies...Day 7
Imagine how much money could be made selling funny signs. A drive-thru of course.
Good idea, but I don't have the supplies, and Walmart is SUCH a nightmare right now (shudder)
Load More Replies...Keep Your Distance
Whichever one can grasp a coconut w - no that’s swallows, isn’t it...
Load More Replies...So do they hand out the kangaroos or you must bring them from home?
Kangaroos are the best thing about Australia. Everything else just wants to kill you.
But what about quokkas ? Also, a kangaroo CAN kill you. Quokkas love people.
Load More Replies...Love The Sense Of Humor Of This Sign Owner
I've been spending way too many hours listening to Reddit stories on Youtube.
I wish we had something fun to use the measuring too. But over here it is just the lame 1,5 meters. I want something fun too!
Load More Replies...I drive past this sign every day recently 😬, he always posts humoring stuff
Me too buddy... Me too... Same with Hulu, Sling, and almost Disney+ God dang Disney+...
In The Spirit Of The Quarantine Season, I Decided To Have A Little Fun With My Pressure Washer
Well hell, I don't know what impresses me more about this, how nice their handwriting is with a pressure washer wand (someone knows basic calligraphy), that they managed punctuation, or the fact that its so bright because of how badly that sidewalk needs cleaned. Every time I try to write with a pressure washer wand its a hot mess.
The serifs aren't actually serifs, It's the recoil from pulling the trigger on the wand.
Load More Replies...If this is a sidewalk in Hawaii, they get like that in about two weeks because of the frequent rain and humidity.
Welcome To Canada
Don’t you think saying “please” makes saying “sorry” unnecessary . Canadian, too. Sorry.
Load More Replies...Who else has the highschool musical song stuck in their head now?
My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke
Well, if you're inside like you're supposed to be, you can just take your shoes of so that doesn't happen.
But only the children with siblings would know how terrible it is when you end up going to school with your 1st grade sister's my little pony socks.
i dont get ur joke because my sister took all my socks lol ........ -_- true story tho
This Sign On A Furniture Store Window
My Local Independent Theatre Has A Good Sense Of Humor
Brother-In-Law's Neighbor
Social Distancing Drinking Games In The Wild
Chicago Is Done With This. Started A Countdown To 2021
The Spanish influenza epidemic lasted from January 1918 until December 1920. I put my hope to modern medicine and all accomplished scientists working on finding cures, evidence-based and properly tested, for Covid-19 and hopefully also a vaccine. Social distancing and meticulous hand washing give all of us a greater shot at still being around to get the good news.
Unfortunately you can't quantify Republican selfishness, mendacity, and cruelty. After three decades of Republicans promoting paranoid conspiracies, hatred, lies, and disdain for science, we now have armed Qanon cosplayers strutting around who think that Trump is a good Christian and patriot, while Obama is a Kenyan Muslim, that Sandy Hook didn't happen but Pizzagate did, and treating 36,000 dead Americans as of less importance than the 2,997 who died on 9/11.
Load More Replies...When Canada Meets Coronavirus
maybe it's funny for most of you, but not for me. Almost in all Europe we use metrical system. For example six feet is not the best of measure way for me, but I know how lenght hokey stick is. More less, but I know! It's better for me than " at least 6 or 7 feet" because I have to convert six feet to the X centimeters in my head.
Your average hockey stick is nowhere near 2m. But I guess if you extend your arm you can keep people 2m away with one.
Yeah, I was thinking they're a bit too short. Good fix.
Load More Replies...No Breathing
I mean, if you die of suffocation you can't die of covid-19😞 obviously
Saw This Today. "This Is Fine"
State Sign On 309 North Just North Of Tamaqua PA
Yall my 9 yo son has been running around for a month now, shirt up over his head, arms up like bevis (or butthead) yelling i am cornholieo I need tp for da bunghole. I still don't regret showing him that video clip.
Company Health And Safety Not Holding Back
How about the family of idiots who were running all over Rite Aide after going swimming local park's swimming pool. Wet hair, and the 13-14 year old son, barefoot, no shirt, wet trunks and bringing CDs, one at a time for dad to buy and running back to pick another when told no. And there I stand in my mask, goofing up my sunglasses. The inmates are running the asylum and another hitch in the get-along of the evolution of man. Survival of the fittest. Fit for what?
Also someone who says that their rights are being violated by the state.
I Fixed My Welcome Sign
A Breath Of Fresh Air In These Crazy Times. See At The McDonald’s Drive Thru This Morning
I think that's painter tape - it should come off easily with no damage.
Load More Replies...Was Driving Around With The Wife And Kid When We Saw This
I had to google, so maybe it'll help another one: BYOB is the acronym for "Bring Your Own Bottle"
My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke
Liquor Store In Arkansas Has Jokes
She Has Proper Social Distancing
By not keeping distance a person is potentially aiding the spread a deadly disease.
Load More Replies...This Is A Place Called Chipmunks On Diversey And Pine Grove (Near Sheridan)
Think it says Chicago, unless I’m illiterate
Load More Replies...“Essential”
Friend Who's A Nurse Got His Shoes Stolen Off His Porch. Bad Pair To Take
One shoe would have been missing, not the pair.
Load More Replies...Good To See The Sign Person Still Has A Job
Travel Plans
Keep Yours At Home
.y kids found out that the word A*s is written in the Bible. So now they said its OK to use instead if donkey. I'll allow it. I do love a good loophole.
Load More Replies...Yeah, a church sign can say it but bored panda cant?
Load More Replies...Pizza Place In My Town Is Known For Being Stoners, This Was Their Sign Today
Local Vet Keeping It Fresh
Local Cleaning Service Always Has Fun Signs For Us To Read
Even The Mailbox Should Be Social Distancing
My Family Had Some Fun With Post-It Notes To Entertain People Who Pass By
Sign In New York. Can't Wait To Go Back One Day. Telling People Like It Is
The Casino In My Area Recently Closed For COVID-19. This Is Their Sign
How I Beat The Quarantine Birthday Blues Today
Is anyone else seeing "drive-by" parties or is it just a regional thing? (It's essentially a parade for kids' birthdays under quarantine. Everybody drives by and honks. Some of them include fire engine, police, etc.)
That's very much a thing in several places now. Including West Central Wisconsin.
Load More Replies...Possibly The Best Sign Ever Posted In My Neighborhood
It's from the T.V show The Office when he says "the worst thing about prison was the dementors" :)
Load More Replies...I Spotted This Sign Today
My Pandemic Daily Planner
Yes, I started out strong but now I've been getting depressed. And spring is my favorite time of year.
Make sure you get some fresh air and sunshine, and try to stay connected with others, even if it's hard. We'll get through this!
Load More Replies...wait, you know the day of the week?! I just know if its one of my three school days or not. and sometimes, i don't even know that.
On My Way To Work
I Deliver Packages For Amazon. This Is By Far The Best Door/Delivery Poll I Have Seen. Btw, Keep The Polls Coming, They Are Great! I Voted Creed FWIW, Because If I Can't Scuba, Then What's This Been About?
This Sign Outside Of A Walmart Telling You What Is In Stock
Couldn’t Have Seen That Coming
My Neighbors Front Lawn Dad Joke
It's Official, Kangaroos Are A Metric
Rolls Since Quarantine
Sign Outside A Baseball Training Center That's Still Offering Virtual Lessons During The Covid-19 Shutdown
my kids it's soccer and our Association send to all the coaches indoor training schedules. 30 min each day. they'll be ready when it will start again
Our soccer league cancelled everything cause we don't want to risk anything :(. But I practice alone with my dad.
Load More Replies...my daughter trains all year for softball. So she is trying to learn new skills for different positions. She even found a situational game for plays. Kind of what to do when.
Local Strip Club Is Finally Clothed
How Am I Driving?
The biggest mistake God made is to give humankind free will... I think the experiment failed.
Don't worry, the defective units appear to be getting recalled immediately. Future updates will include common sense, empathy for others, and a strong moral compass independent of religious dogma. Some base models may not be capable of accepting updates and should be removed from service to be replaced with either a K9 or potted plant.
Load More Replies...Heaven is not on Earth. Free choice means idiots have the choice to create a pandemic.
1. Science & religion shouldn't mix. 2. Not everyone believes in your religion. 3. Explain wars, plagues and other commonplace diseases and disorders. If no one died, this planet would be overpopulated & non-sustainable.
Saw This At A High School Near Me
My Local Theater Has A Sense Of Humor
A House In My Hometown Is Making Good Use Of Their Quarantine Time
one dude was definitely grooming a sex cult of underaged girls and the other was definitely grooming a sex cult of meth heads and a the lady who maybe killed her husband is your biggest problem?
Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt. "Bread and circuses" is a metonymic phrase critiquing superficial appeasement. It is attributed to Juvenal, a Roman poet active in the late first and early second century AD — and is used commonly in cultural, particularly political, contexts. Wikipedia
This Store’s Hiring Sign Has Never Been More Relevant
Is it? Or do they just sell the moccasins there. We're across the Wisconsin border and several stores here sell Minnetonka.
Load More Replies...McDonald’s Is Expanding The Menu In These Tough Times
Exception
Okay this is the third sign mentioning Carole Baskin, gonna have to google her.
You'll hear a story were everyone involved should be either in jail or in a mental institution.
Load More Replies...My Hometown Knows How To Quarantine
Social Gathering At St. Kilda Beach Today
Covid-19 Cautions
Great Collection of Covid signs, no matter how bad things get, humour will always get people through it. This post will be re-posted in 1953.
Seems like being in isolation for a few weeks has affected people's lack of a sense of humour
Load More Replies...Okay but like, homeschooling is 3 times better than actual schoolwork
Load More Replies...I upvoted this article even before reading it completely when I saw the sign, "My husband is for sale." Classic!
I'm fine with that type of humor as long as the people who like it would also find it as funny if it was "My Wife is for Sale", but I think many of them wouldn't.
Load More Replies...MIchigan: Let's block roads to defend our civil right to go out and spread the virus. Essential workers can't get to their work, nurses and doctors can't reach the hospitals. You must love American stupidity.
What do I think?? Most certainly, I think thoughts..... Kinda hard not to think thoughts. LOL
Oh this mad day (67374274525137646347626476478) of quarantine so much better!!
Great Collection of Covid signs, no matter how bad things get, humour will always get people through it. This post will be re-posted in 1953.
Seems like being in isolation for a few weeks has affected people's lack of a sense of humour
Load More Replies...Okay but like, homeschooling is 3 times better than actual schoolwork
Load More Replies...I upvoted this article even before reading it completely when I saw the sign, "My husband is for sale." Classic!
I'm fine with that type of humor as long as the people who like it would also find it as funny if it was "My Wife is for Sale", but I think many of them wouldn't.
Load More Replies...MIchigan: Let's block roads to defend our civil right to go out and spread the virus. Essential workers can't get to their work, nurses and doctors can't reach the hospitals. You must love American stupidity.
What do I think?? Most certainly, I think thoughts..... Kinda hard not to think thoughts. LOL
Oh this mad day (67374274525137646347626476478) of quarantine so much better!!
