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If you’re having a bad day, just remember, it could always be worse. In difficult times, I often tell myself this as well. But my favorite piece of advice on staying motivated comes from Scottish comedian Limmy. He once said, “If this has been the worst year of your life, that means next year will be even better. If it gets worse, then congratulations, this hasn’t been the worst year of your life.”

Served in true Scottish fashion, it’s a blunt but honest way to encourage yourself. You’re probably not going to see Limmy’s inspirational words on Pinterest boards any time soon though. Maybe it’s better to frame your situation against others. Yeah, sure, you had a bad day but was it as bad as smashing a brand new phone that wasn’t even taken out of its box? True story — we’ve got the pics to prove it.

Here’s our compilation of people who probably felt like they were having the worst day ever. It makes us realize that maybe we don’t have it so bad after all. But if you’re looking for motivational quotes after all, there’s some from Bored Panda here, here, and here to help you get by.

#1

Went Into My Attic Looking For A Water Leak Coming Into My Living Room And It Appears That I'm With Whatever Monstrosity Left This Behind. It's Soft To The Touch So I'm Assuming It's Still Around

Went Into My Attic Looking For A Water Leak Coming Into My Living Room And It Appears That I'm With Whatever Monstrosity Left This Behind. It's Soft To The Touch So I'm Assuming It's Still Around

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tuzdayschild
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So where did you go after you burned the house down?

Hailtobaphomet
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feed it mice and name it Jeff, that's what I did and Jeff is my favorite snake now.

Juniper Taylor
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwww that’s sweet. I love snakes. What kind of snake is Jeff, do you know?

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Lola
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of a sudden Coronavirus doesn’t seem too bad.

Becky Moore
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t! I wouldn't care about lockdown, I'd be out of there!

What does a Foxxxy say?
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be off to a hotel faster than you could say, "f**k this noise."

Pat Tamarin
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's probably eating the mice that are also somewhere in house.

Erin Bladzinski
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh hell no!! I'd be sleeping in my shower tonight with my dog and cat, with duct tape all around the edges of the sliding glass door and over the drain and faucet!!

Anna Repp
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, especially the drain - because it can climb out of the drain!

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Emma Lyons
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be happy it’s taking care of the mice and/or rats in your home.. I feel like snakes are the “pit bulls” of the reptile world.. they are not out to “eat” you.. they want warmth, a shelter, and a bit of food every 3 to 4 weeks depending on the size of the meal.. That shed means that is a well fed well misted/watered snake. It looks very much like a ball python to me.. But I also don’t know where you’re from and if snakes are everywhere.

Sivi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I guess you wont have much of a mice and rat problems now :D

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It’s ok, everyone has a bad day from time to time. Maybe you were late for work or school and everything just went downhill from there. It feels like one small mishap can set off a chain reaction to ruin the rest of your day.

It’s even worse if you wake up on the wrong side of the bed and don’t even know why you feel down — you already know it’s going to be a tough one. Although many might think of this as just an expression, it’s a real phenomenon and scientists believe it has a detrimental effect on our well-being. 

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    #2

    Do Not Order Your Toilet Paper From The Wish App

    Do Not Order Your Toilet Paper From The Wish App

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    Petra Schaap
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this floored me :-D all the people panic buying toilet paper.... panic buying in Dutch is "to hamster" :-D :-D yes, there are many many many jokes but this is new :-D

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    Rench
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not order anything from the Wish app.....

    Jeff Requier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WHAT IS THIS TOILET PAPER FOR ANTS?!"

    Sinkvenice
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you expect them to wipe their butts, if they can't even get inside the building. :-D

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    AlphaPuck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What adult is dumb enough to order from wish.com????

    Pug Pug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish is a s**t app that rips you off

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    A study was completed by Pennsylvania State University looking at how these feelings in the morning impact our performance for the rest of the day. Their results were published in a paper aptly titled Waking Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed: The Effects of Stress Anticipation on Working Memory in Daily Life

    The two-week study involved 240 adults completing reports on their emotional well-being at different times throughout the day. These reports (known as ecological momentary assessments) aimed to capture how an individual was feeling in the moment, especially in regards to stress. The reports were to be completed at random times throughout the day. The only exceptions were the morning and end-of-day ones which also asked participants if they were anticipating being stressed ahead of time. 

    #3

    Can’t Explain To My Cats The Gravity Of What They’ve Done

    Can’t Explain To My Cats The Gravity Of What They’ve Done

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in quarantine with absolutely nothing to do. The cats changed that.

    Carol Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instead of rolling it tear into allotted usage and stack..all ready to use..

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man, I'd still use it

    K Schildt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like you can't use that

    Mangoes'nRum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix - Do the unthinkable. fit the next roll so the loose end is facing the wall. so when the cats play with it, it just stays rolled. That, or keep your cats out of the bathroom, Personally, the first one is easier.

    Bob Beltcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some glue, dab the last sheet and roll it back up. That should keep you busy for an hour.

    Danielle Renee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhh, i'm so glad my cats don't play that game. they do insist on sitting on my computer while i try to work though c-at-home-...4bc59f.jpg c-at-home-5e7b73d4bc59f.jpg

    Magic lady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to just closing the bathroom door

    Sue Knerl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have nothing to do, put it back on the roll.

    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat owner: The absolute ONLY reason you are allowed to put the toiler paper roll on backwards (underhand).

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    #4

    These Guys Managed To Get Into A Crash On An Empty Street Next To A Closed Gas Station

    These Guys Managed To Get Into A Crash On An Empty Street Next To A Closed Gas Station

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    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That takes a degree of skill, that does...

    Sian Edwards
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And quite possibly a degree of drugs and/or alcohol...

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    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you assume the road will be COMPLETELY empty, and drive accordingly.

    Adam C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When u think its safe to "text and drive"

    Alan Parr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend has it, that when there were only two cars in the entire state of Kansas, they collided with each other...

    A Marie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    RitaGG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened to me over the weekend. I was walking my dog in a nearby park with no one else around. We cross through a parking lot and a hybrid vehicle with no back up lights decided to try and back up and run me over. He didn't see me. SMH!

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    After the participants logged their states, they were asked to complete a small ‘working memory’ test. An example of this could be trying to recount numbers that flashed on a screen briefly. The results from their study highlighted what anticipating stress in the morning does to people.

    “Waking up on the wrong side of the bed” (or being ready to feel stressed) appeared to have a knock-on effect on participants’ working memory tests throughout the day. Although being stressed normally had an effect on their test performance, reporting negative feelings from the start of the day influenced their behaviors far more than anything else. So, science has confirmed that having a bad day isn’t completely the universe throwing you a curveball.

    #5

    That Online Session Didn't Go Well Then. Not Surprised At All, These Next Few Weeks Are Going To Be Hell For Teachers & Parents

    That Online Session Didn't Go Well Then. Not Surprised At All, These Next Few Weeks Are Going To Be Hell For Teachers & Parents

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha!!! This one is funny

    sh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like her kids need some discipline.

    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually..she knows children really well. If me and my siblings had done this to my mother, there would have been holy hell to pay once the witnesses were gone. Mom needs to take the time to set up ground rules and explain to them the seriousness of what her job is. If they can't understand that, then they can be more bored when mom starts taking away TV, video games, toys and other privileges. In order for them to understand the seriousness of the situation..their mother needs to sit down and lay it out for them. Otherwise, mom may find herself out of a job. No job, no house, no food, no toys. Plain and simple. One way to make them behave..make them earn the privileges. Assign time to each chore, task or assignment. If they don't do it..they get no time for TV, video games or other fun. If they behave and get their stuff done..fun time for everyone. If these kids did this at school, they'd be looking at detention or a trip to the principals office.

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason #845 why I prefer cats to kids.

    Ninja Kitty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly my friend, it is not....

    Fran Morasco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So students increased their. vocabulary today they learned a new word. Ha ha ha. Welcome to the real world

    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say how old the students are so may not be learning new word. Just a matter of unprofessional is what teacher is implying.

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    Carlye Piparato
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former teacher I say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Martina Třešková
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re homeschooling and since the first morning, the online systems the school set up are down or “having difficulties” (so basically down). Luckily there’s still lots to do offline.

    RL R
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don´t you have enough balls or ovaries to give your f*****g kids some discipline?

    Anna roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be surprised at the number of teachers kids who are holy terrors. He/She has only herself to blame

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    Miriam Baartman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no!! Oh well, you're only human, right?

    Jane Dorothy Warner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers are going to get so much more respect when this is all over. My own children are tearing their hair out in lockdown with their own kids... the little darlings :)

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    #6

    Poor Kid

    Poor Kid

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this kid, CORONA, you are the F-WORD

    Jade Knutson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Destroyed my birthday too! They don't have birthday cake on the hospital menu!

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    G13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corona is destroying my senior yr of high school))):

    Jaymi Leigh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt Messy that was a very insensitive comment. I'm a teacher and it is devastating for our grade 12s who have looked forward to their graduation for the last 12 years. They have worked so hard for this. It's a huge achievement and they were so looking forward to the chance to celebrate with the families and friends. Have some compassion.

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    I_Love_Food🍰🍨🍱🍤🐕🐈
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. my birthday is soon, and i don't get a party :( or a cake- but i am making myself cookies

    G13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that sucks ): but happy early birthday to you!!!

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband’s birthday was this past Sunday, March 23rd, and even though I did everything I could think of to make it as enjoyable as possible for him, he still moped and pouted all day. I suspect he was the one who wrote this. (BTW, he turned 57.)

    Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey. Just have a late birthday, with interest in the form of extra cake 🧁

    teeshy hedding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes indeed, the Coronavirus is the f word

    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my friends kid is in like kindergarten, and one day idk what happened but Oliver (the kid) was really mad at his mother and said to her "Y-y-your TEN of the f-word" and whatever he was mad at still didn't go away and he yelled "Y-your F****N'!"

    Hien Le
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you kid. CORONA is the F-WORD

    Mo Poppins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, kid...it’s all about you, you, you.

    Judy Hofer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a look at the shacks that have no running water, electricity, internet etc., and wonder how they will get food in the coming days, then tell me the F word???????

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    Staying motivated can be tricky, but there’s always a way to get through. According to Bo Muchoki, a motivational speaker, being optimistic is tantamount to getting through difficult times. He said, “You can’t control the painful situations that life puts in your path. All that you can control is your mental response to the painful situations that you find yourself in.”

    #7

    Governor Just Ordered All “Non Life Sustaining” Businesses To Close, Including Construction And Contractors. This Is The Current State Of My Only Bathroom

    Governor Just Ordered All “Non Life Sustaining” Businesses To Close, Including Construction And Contractors. This Is The Current State Of My Only Bathroom

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    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would think functional plumbing would be considered an essential service...

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, at least in my state (TX) construction AND PLUMBING are considered essential

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    AlphaPuck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling b******t. My wife works for a custom home builder and they are still up and running if the project is not finished. Ohio

    Helene
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you have a bucket?

    Alan Parr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dwelling without a functioning bathroom would be considered uninhabitable, by law. So, you should be able to legally compel the contractor to finish the job. I would consult the authorities....

    Susan Bishop
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send this photo to governor for exception

    Sandy Townzen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got internet installed this week. Surely if that's considered essential a working toilet is as well.

    Elizabeth Roethle Crawford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the governor you will be right over to use the loo

    Jo Ellen Washburn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, damn. I had to live with a bucket for a toilet for 2 days and it nearly did me in.

    Carrie Hilliard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say-they should be able to finish. No "Police" are going to come and arrest anyone for this! Come on!!! :(

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    #8

    My Kiddo Cut His Hair Yesterday, Then Agreed To Let Me Have A Little Fun With It Before We Fixed It

    My Kiddo Cut His Hair Yesterday, Then Agreed To Let Me Have A Little Fun With It Before We Fixed It

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    What does a Foxxxy say?
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a preview of what's to come about 50 years from now!

    Hinchess
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A different background would have made this a little easier to see.

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    YoyoSthlm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a bad quarantine?

    Martina Třešková
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to see how you “fixed” that, please :D

    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg that looks exactly like me when I was younger (except the hair and the outfit) same eyes, same smile... i think I’m related to this kid

    Jolanda Dracus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, and luckily for him it will grow back really fast, hope you save this pic to show him when he hits 30 years of age.

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    #9

    My Husband Has Been Home 24/7 For A Whole Three Days And My Dog Is A Full On Traitorous Bastard. It’s Like I Don’t Exist. This Is Crap

    My Husband Has Been Home 24/7 For A Whole Three Days And My Dog Is A Full On Traitorous Bastard. It’s Like I Don’t Exist. This Is Crap

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    AuntyJem
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :( Definitely sucks. But be glad you have him. I just lost my sweet best friend Chaz to cancer last Friday. I miss him so much. FAITHSPLAC...d0fbc1.jpg FAITHSPLACE-WIN_20140821_142506-2-5e7ba9cd0fbc1.jpg

    Denis Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am truly sorry. Such pain it is to lose one of these wonderful creatures. When you can, get another dog to sop up some of that love you have. And tell him all about Chaz.

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    Carlye Piparato
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some cats. They’ll ignore both of you.

    Denis Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is our dog to a "T". All week I feed him, take care of his needs, make sure he is clean (which he enjoys), make his doc appointments, pick up his flea and tic meds and administer them (which he also enjoys as they come in a tasty nugget), allow him a taste of what I'm having for lunch and every other damned thing in his well-loved life. My husband comes home for the weekend and Saturday morning, BAM. He is attached to hubby's ankles like velcro. I say something to him and I get that look with the slightly arched on eyebrow that says " Oh yes? Have we met?". I won't even go into the little traitor's behaviour on vacations. ARRRRRRRRRRGH!

    fainasKeturatis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    24/7 for three days... XD. It's only 3 days but one does think it's every hour for a whole week. People are desperate there.

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His arm is resting on the chair, I can do that too ;-D

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    Kat Rogers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just Kissin 💋 Some Butt SO THE DADDY WILL GIVE HIM WAY MORE TREATIES THAN HE GETS FROM YOU! HE'S Using Him~ DON'T FRET... YOU CAN STILL CLEAN UP THE 💩!

    Kat Rogers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOO, Do NOT Fret~ Actually THE 🐕 IS SIMPLY PURRTENDING THAT HE LOVES DADDY... I SEE 👀 HIM LOOKING FOR/AT YOUUU! ALL Is Well.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him vote when it comes time for food!

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    “Your mental response to the tough situations that you find yourself in is huge,” he continued. “Whether you choose a negative mentality or a positive mindset to interpret your pain determines how well you fare in life.”

    “The only difference between those who crumble into sadness, helplessness, depression, hopelessness, and defeat in tough times and those who rise above their pain is a positive mindset.”

    #10

    Today My Partner Learned That You Shouldn’t Put Off A Haircut Until The Only Person Left To Do It Is Your Girlfriend

    Today My Partner Learned That You Shouldn’t Put Off A Haircut Until The Only Person Left To Do It Is Your Girlfriend

    I have never even trimmed my own ends. He calls this look “Cambodian garbage Hitler.”

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    Bitch Cassidy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cambodian Garbage Hitler is an amazing name. I might name my next kid after you!

    dev mehta
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your girlfriend just invented a new hairstyle. Call it CoronaCut

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers

    jevais
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So loved the humour of Will Roger, lovely guy

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name alone is a win, lol.

    Fran Morasco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank for the cheer this morning

    Lola
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I like it.

    Meami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great name for a band!

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    #11

    The Dental School I Was About To Visit Has Been Shut Down For The Next Month. Wish Me Luck

    The Dental School I Was About To Visit Has Been Shut Down For The Next Month. Wish Me Luck

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His situation is already bad enough, but what would happen if someone gets a heavy or excruciating toothache and there is no dentist available?

    Kristie Yuill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend slipped on the ice outside and broke her tooth just after all the non-essential businesses shut down here. She had to call around to every dentist in the city to find out which was was taking emergency appointments. It was a long and frustrating process.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Had a root canal postponed. I traded root canal anxiety for anxiety about not getting a root canal.

    Laura Pantazis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had 2 root canals. They are really not painful anymore. I didn't have any issues with mine and the relief is immediate. I hope you're able to get yours soon.

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    Unicornstar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine has had her chemo cancelled, CANCELLED because they want to keep beds and hospital staff for virus victims. She's 42 as nd has 4 children. Pray for her.

    ryan weiss
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    5 years ago

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    Bitch Cassidy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the big deal? He doesn't look different than any other pro hockey player...

    Tallulah Benton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have braces and am in need of some work. At least I’m not in his shoes!

    Teresa Groth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one time I would keep my mouth shut!

    GirlandProudofit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was visiting Taiwan with me to visit our family and she broke one of her teeth. All of the dentists refused to see her until she had been quarantined for at least two weeks. Then we went back to the US and people there refused to treat her because she just came from Taiwan. Luckily, we found someone but she had to deal with super expensive healthcare right after she and my dad got huge pay cuts.

    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH 💩~ And I WAS looking into THAT A MONTH & A HALF AGO... THANK GOD MY MEMORY ISN'T WORKING VERY WELL!

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    #12

    So My Fridge Doors Just Fell Off

    So My Fridge Doors Just Fell Off

    CaptnRaz Report

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unit is pushed in too far so that the door hits that pantry cabinet when opened. It probably put too much stress on the hinge pin and broke it.

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    Bernadett Nagy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get a screwdriver and put it back on and dont weight it down next time with all the things it was there...

    Susan Bishop
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essential. My plumber came. I stepped back and pointed to the kitchen, disinfected everything afterwards

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape and quilt. Eat the ice cream now just in case.

    Chloe Drury
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that must have made a loud noise

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did that whilst I was opening it. Managed to hold it up so the freezer door stayed on. Then did some nifty moves to reach tools to re attach it (whilst still holding it up) Only the top hinge unscrewed so I was luckier than this person (the top door holds the hinge for the bottom door)

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the damage, you might be able to order the parts and repair it. I replaced a fridge seal by mail order

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    Whether it’s meditation or motivational quotes, everyone has their own ways of changing their mindsets. Our loyal readers tell us that Bored Panda always helps to lift them up when having a bad day. Of course, we love to cover inspiring stories, but at the same time, reflecting on the difficult times helps us to stay focused on the better ones. Just remember, it could always be worse. 

    #13

    Switch On TV. It Decides To Just Die

    Switch On TV. It Decides To Just Die

    TinyTownFamily Report

    Lucka Rakowska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect time to get out of the TV monster trap ;) read a book

    Nicole Carro
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's got to be the most insensitive thing I ever heard! Are they going to read 24/7 indefinitely?

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same brand, a Sceptre. Luckily it's working or I'd be freaking out. Amazon probably wouldn't consider a tv a priority order right now. I'd be pulling a Homer without my tv. homer-no-t...349ae6.gif homer-no-tv-5e7bad1349ae6.gif

    Max L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Near Venice, last I heard they are delivered in person.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order one from Amazon. You know that Multi-billion dollar company that asks the public to fund the Amozon workers that are sick and that doesn't even take care of the drivers that are working for them "because they are self-employed contractors."

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: I know you are not American, but since a couple days Amazon only delivers the essentials. All non-essential items are excluded. Wondering if a tv is essential or not.. but.. it is interesting.

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    ELLIOT QUINONES
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like God looked down and said "oh this will be funny"

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murphy has taken over the world.

    Carrie Hilliard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computer amazon prime or sling! Also READ!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Walmart might not have bottled water and toilet paper, but their electronics department is like a ghost town. You know, priorities.

    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAGH~ THEM DAMN FRIDGE DOOR~GREMLINS FOUND THEIR WAY TO THE T.V.... IT DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE! They're Little M.F., alright!😝😁

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    #14

    My Plumbing Is Fine, Thanks For Asking

    My Plumbing Is Fine, Thanks For Asking

    JustCallMeLyraM8 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you switched to waterpower. How is that working for you?

    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it’s supposed to do that.

    MidnightFury
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What..... how in the WORLD did that happen?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello? Yeah, my electricity is very wet..."

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... maybe you'll need one of those XLR-to-Gardena adaptors...

    Hil Hsia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must live in a Jared Kushner owned property

    Casey Herman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that switch for the floodlights?

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    #15

    Can You Spare A Square?

    Can You Spare A Square?

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    fainasKeturatis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you wouldn't love it that much if you saw that when sitting there yourself. It would be a s****y joke. just sayinn

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not have a square to spare, Elaine, rotfl

    Bean53
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a washcloth and rinse it. Same with diapers.

    ELLIOT QUINONES
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall make sure that google fixes this...

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever thought up this CORE-fully constructed joke is on a ROLL!

    Keys Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press down on your a-hole for 30 seconds and that'll fix it.

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    #16

    Girlfriend's Grad Cancelled, So She’s Picking Up Her Degree From The Student Desk

    Girlfriend's Grad Cancelled, So She’s Picking Up Her Degree From The Student Desk

    kookfart Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm clapping and cheering for you from a distance.

    JD
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rockin the gown. Congrats to you!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually more efficient. Graduation ceremonies are boring as hell.

    Lip
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still like to experience that bore :/ mine got cancelled too

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    AuntyJem
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats on the getting that diploma! Not having a ceremony definitely stinks.. but you should be very proud of yourself for what you've accomplisheed

    Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graduation should be postponed. Everyone deserves to feel special after all the hard work.

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It's an experience that can't be recreated.

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    Mireia Dos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood graduation ceremonies.

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom line: You did it!! You finished school and even a stupid virus couldn’t stop you from collecting your much earned degree!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! I’m so proud of you!!!

    Anthony James
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's lucky. Graduation ceremonies are a useless waste of time and money. You're not required to go to get your diploma so why go?

    Ryan Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hello from the other side...”

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    #17

    Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told Not To Come In For The Next Week

    Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told Not To Come In For The Next Week

    Peencub Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thats breakfast taken care of, whats for lunch ;)

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be a win-win for me :D

    Pat Tamarin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop them off for overworked doctors and nurses.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them to your local police station. Problem solved in 0.5 minute.

    K. Margarete
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure if you put them outside with a "free donuts" sign they'll disappear :)

    Xandra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wellll...this is a challenge I wouldn't mind taking on

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't. It's a stomach death ahead. My husband and I had two boxes for New Year, back when we were young and brave. The next day was... well, constipated.

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    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can sell some for toilet paper

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. YOU bought them for YOUR OWN birthday? Your company or coworkers didn’t buy them for you? You work with a bunch of Scrooges.

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    #18

    Lost His Blueberries

    Lost His Blueberries

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    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's so sad! Plus his shopping cart is almost empty so he was probably already sad :(

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pick up as many as I could and wash them when I got home. So they taste a little like asphalt, oil and diesel fuel... could be worse... could have no blueberries. :(

    Ginny Swart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making the birds happy in this time of crisis , give the man a clap!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression on his face speaks volumes.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had big plans for those blueberries. Maybe he was going to add them to a fresh fruit shortcake, muffins, or a smoothie. There is something so poetic about the slump of his shoulders it could be a 21st Century Norman Rockwell oil painting.

    Slim Bluesbender
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then someone snapped a photo to post on the internet. Not helping.

    Chloe Drury
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has more blueberries in the cart haha

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    #19

    HS Teacher Remote Teaching. Our Platform Generates Unique Classroom Codes For Each Course. For My Course, I Have To Screenshot And Send "Jizzin' To God" To All My Students

    HS Teacher Remote Teaching. Our Platform Generates Unique Classroom Codes For Each Course. For My Course, I Have To Screenshot And Send "Jizzin' To God" To All My Students

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    AuntyJem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... as a teacher, I can say those kids are going to LOVE this one. They'll be telling stories about it when they're 40

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's all that talk about Jesus COMING AGAIN!

    Cecily Beatrice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jizzin' to GOOD! See that sounds better!

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey what did god tell you about touching yourself?! HE NO LIKEY

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God never said a damn word to me about anything ever!

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    Kat Rogers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOH~KAAAAAY...🤔🙄🤐

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    #20

    Bathroom Flooded And I Lost Four Good Men

    Bathroom Flooded And I Lost Four Good Men

    CappaWasDetated Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let them dry and still use them?

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stuff is made to biodegrade quickly in water so it may not be usable. I would let it dry and find out though.

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    Max Han
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them a proper burial. They may be dead but their legend lives on. *insert me saluting*

    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOH, SUUURE~ WE KNOW YOU PEE'D ON THE FLOOR! Texting AAAND PEEING, At The SAME Time... YEAH, IT WAS A WATER PIPE! UH HUH...

    Kat Khatib
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely dry 'em out! They are still good!

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn dude don't eat so much maybe your feces will be smaller and not clog the toilet.

    John Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry em out, all good ... rat chewed through a plastic pipe, wet mine, dried em ... real wrinkly

    Al Reilly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They won't be as soft but dry them off

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    #21

    My Buddy Was Cleaning Out His Desk And Found A $50 Gift Card From Another Era

    My Buddy Was Cleaning Out His Desk And Found A $50 Gift Card From Another Era

    Juztaan Report

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! I used to work at Blockbusters. Best job ever! $50 would have bought you a shitload of stuff! :P

    Samantha C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm so jealous! I always wanted to work there when I would go as a kid but by the time I was old enough for a job nearly all of them had closed :(

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    dev mehta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to see if Netflix will honor it ;-)

    Eric McClellan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! Send it to me. We've got the last Blockbuster in the world here in Bend, or.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1.I expect it's already been used up. 2. When was the last time he cleaned his desk?

    Sam Kunz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is ONE Blockbuster left I heard...Can they use it there?

    Cooper Franklin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. It's in Bend, OR. if there's no expiration date, I bet it's still good.

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    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S SOOOO FREAKING SAD AAAND HILARIOUS! SO TYPICAL FOR A PANDEMIC!

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thank God I'm not the only one that does that kind of stupid sh**!

    Cathy Proctor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just makes it that much sadder :(

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only the second one I found laughable!

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    #22

    Angry French Noises

    Angry French Noises

    ImperatriceSaltea Report

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angry French noises! Love it!!

    Jean-marc Doniat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am French ! Never use Swiss tools for french bottles !

    Slune
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a military knife, for self defense, very dangerous;)

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    Jill Ferguson
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lips are pursed forward. Dramatic shoulder shrug And eyebrow wiggle. All in French. Oui?

    Nicole Carro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push the cork in and strain it through a coffee filter to get rid of the bits of cork.

    Ginny Swart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might have go bush and just smash the top off with an axe....

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink (tastes foul) and even I know to push the cork in when this happens.

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    #23

    We Were Getting Our Kitchen Redone When The Workers Just Left. We Currently Are Living With A Toaster Oven And A Sink

    We Were Getting Our Kitchen Redone When The Workers Just Left. We Currently Are Living With A Toaster Oven And A Sink

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    Cathelijne van Weelden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order a camping stove online! I did this when my kitchen was being renovated

    Mia Hamsa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did the BBQ thing everyday. Paleo for the win :p

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    Sky Loveridge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there are the celebrities sitting there crying in their multi million dollar mansions crying that they can’t stay in their mansions and that quarantine is too hard for them

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some day you’ll have a big laugh over this. No... Really!!! Don’t cry. Trust me, you’ll really laugh!

    Tammy Hardy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instapot, crockpot, electric skillet

    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUUUT, DO YOU HAVE 🚽 PAPER?? IF SO, YOU ARE A RICH PERSON!

    Cathy Proctor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of puts it all in perspective

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are doing it without shelter or running water, so you still got it pretty good

    Maureen Rouse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our house didn't have a stove or refrigerator when we bought it. Made do with an ice chest, induction plate, microwave and toaster oven for almost three months....for a family of four!

    Jerry Stover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the dude with his bathroom gutted!

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    #24

    As A Single Man Who Has Eaten Out Pretty Much Every Day Since I Was 19, This Whole "Fend For Yourself " Plan Is Utter Crap

    As A Single Man Who Has Eaten Out Pretty Much Every Day Since I Was 19, This Whole "Fend For Yourself " Plan Is Utter Crap

    You see this? This is instant oatmeal and I messed it up. There is no hope for me. Stay healthy, folks.

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    K. Margarete
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably a good thing that now you have to learn to cook

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every human on earth should learn how to cook before they leave home (within their physical/learning capabilities).

    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth do you eat out every day! Who can't make oatmeal? I have so many questions as I'd genuinely never considered that people lived like this!

    Miguel Ángel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no sympathy for grown a*s persons who can't cook for themselves.

    YupItsMe1234
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think about how much money you will save by not eating out everyday

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puts cerial in bowl, pours in milk... bowl catches fire

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to cook and chances are you won't stay single. Seriously, guys, noothing is more untattractive than a man-child who needs staff or a mummy to cook for him. Learn the basics!

    Aleksandra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking for yourself is an essencial skill. It's only your fault that you can't even make instant outmeal.

    Akula971
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? With the internet? So much information out there? How?

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You murdered it XD but hang in there it'll get easier, and it's a handy skill to hone ^-^

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    #25

    I'm Regretting Panic Buying $100 Worth Of Legos To End Up With My Children Ignoring Them And Instead Playing With A Cardboard Box And A Can Lid For The Last 2 Hours

    I'm Regretting Panic Buying $100 Worth Of Legos To End Up With My Children Ignoring Them And Instead Playing With A Cardboard Box And A Can Lid For The Last 2 Hours

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    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so cute...just let them play.

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, and the dad can play with the legos

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    lenniee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like my cats! They just want to play with the packaging and ignore their actual toys and things

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panic buying Lego? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've adopted a cat lifestyle. You don't want to be stepping on leggos anyway.

    Shane Chang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you $50 for the legos.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expensive toys aren’t always the most attractive to a kid. Growing up, I knew kids who had all kinds of pricey toys, but had way more fun with snowballs or sticks or other improvised toys made from totally free found objects.

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in the 1950s--here goes the Grumpy Old Folks' "in my day"--and those were all the kinds of toys we had.

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    Pug Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well 100 bucks of legos these days is like 3 figures and a pre-build motorcycle

    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOMG~ IT'S TRUE!! RESEARCH HAS SHOWN THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE FELINE 🐈 DNA~ WHICH USUALLY IS BROKEN DOWN BY THE LYMPHATIC SYSTEM AND PURGED BY THE BODY AS THEY MATURE... WITH BOYS, THIS MAY NOT HAPPEN FULLY UNTIL THEY'RE ABOUT 50! BE PATIENT~ WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT GIRLS MATURE FASTER THAN BOYS.😂

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother gets LEGO sets as presents snd only plays with the minifigures.

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    #26

    Had To Say Goodbye To An Old Friend Today. I’ve Had It For About 11 Years And It Finally Gave In. Rest In Peace, Buddy, And Thanks For All The Incredible Memories

    Had To Say Goodbye To An Old Friend Today. I’ve Had It For About 11 Years And It Finally Gave In. Rest In Peace, Buddy, And Thanks For All The Incredible Memories

    JakeyMcSwain Report

    Kendra Keller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! Completely forgot about the red ring of death

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quarantine or not, that is just sad! Hit me right in the feels tbh.

    Ninja Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His Time Has Come..... Now, Let Him Rest In peace.....And hopefully not explode

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time Has Come my foot ---- playing 120+hours in the first three days of quarantine, what did he expect!?

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    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had 5 of those die on is- we bought one, it died and got replaced by warranty, my uncle passed and gave us all of his video games, his died and was also replaced under warranty. Both of those ended up breaking as well and we got one replacement at a p**n shop... we ended up getting a PS4 after that.

    Gabi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a beautiful eulogy.

    Michael Reilly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look online for possible fixes... may not work, but worth a try.

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    #27

    I Didn’t Partake In The Toilet Paper Panic. Maybe I Should Have?

    I Didn’t Partake In The Toilet Paper Panic. Maybe I Should Have?

    ProjectIronhide Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll let you in on a secret. Water is cheaper, cleaner, more hygienic and better for the environment. Win win win win situation.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll let you in on another secret: they’re still manufacturing toilet paper. They’re just a bit overwhelmed trying to meet the massive—-and totally unnecessary—extra demand. But rest assured, there WILL be more toilet paper coming.

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    K. Margarete
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you did the right thing. It's the hoarders who caused this

    Steve Haigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. "Perhaps I should have" is the exact attitude to avoid since it's adding to the hoarding and panic buying. To put it more basically, two wrongs don't make a right.

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    Bookey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mildly amusing watching people in developed nations try to figure out how to wash their butt with water after using the toilet.

    Amy Fisher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Buy and install a bidet. 2. Buy baby wipes. If they're good enough for babies, they're good enough for everyone else. 3. Think back to before toilet paper was invented. People used leaves. They also used their left hand for #2. Maybe try the leaves first.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why left handed people were demonized back during the middle ages. It was a huge insult to shake with your left hand.

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    Heidi Bosley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still have a shower, right?

    Cheryl Fontaine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can thank your local hoarders for this... they should be shot, and so should the stores that allow it.

    Alan Parr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the past two weeks, there's been no paper products at the Supermarket or Costco, but I have seen TP and towels at some of the convenience stores...a bit pricey, but not like the gougers are getting...

    Connie Keller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad!/Even the one-ply was bought out. Desperate times.

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    #28

    Dropped My Charger Cable Behind The Desk To Then Go And Plug It In - It Landed On The Power Strip. And Turned It Off. My Computer Was On That. And So Was My Work

    Dropped My Charger Cable Behind The Desk To Then Go And Plug It In - It Landed On The Power Strip. And Turned It Off. My Computer Was On That. And So Was My Work

    Student_Arthur Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't trust Trust. Never trust Trust. It's the only company in the world that can be accused of false advertising by just showing their name.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The odds were worse than winning the lottery - go out and buy ticket NOW!

    Al Reilly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now try to make that shot again

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the fates are laughing; but I'm sorry for you

    Kathy Valentine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Chicago. We should all save our work the same as we vote: Early and Often.

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    #29

    Someone Forgot Their Bag Full Of Groceries

    Someone Forgot Their Bag Full Of Groceries

    mikaelasloth Report

    Lucky Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how people’s first instinct nowadays is to take a photo rather than assume it’s a bomb... growing up with the IRA has lasting effects for some of us lol

    Ninja Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does It Have a roll of toilet paper in it?

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope there was nothing perishable in there...

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too tired to remember it. (Yawn)

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! After all the trouble this person probably went through to get in and get out of the grocery store with a few supplies... How sad...

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably really battled for that too.

    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WELL, IT APPEARS TO BE RIGHT WHERE THEY LEFT IT... UNLESS THEIR BFF MOVED IT AS PART OF A PRANK?? WHEERE/WHAAAT IIIIS THAT PLACE?

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    #30

    Someone Threw A Rock Through My Front Window At 4 In The Morning

    Someone Threw A Rock Through My Front Window At 4 In The Morning

    IR3kUNubs Report

    Hailtobaphomet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k is wrong with people

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm profoundly grateful to be living in a log cabin on the side of a mountain right now. People suck.

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a c*nt* This pandemic is certainly bringing the worst out of a lot of people.

    maya P.K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throw it back at them! problemo solved

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it mean when you upvote this entry? That you have compassion for the homeowner or you like the deed that was done. I have no idea what to do!!!!

    Bindi Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a jerk...hope they get their comeuppance!!!

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the eve of ANY perceived Apocalypse, peeps just lose their minds.

    Boo Vaher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Front windows, plural. Being in the tropics I am not used to that.

    Kat Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PROBABLY A DAMN 🐿... DO YOUUU OWE SOMEONE BREAKFAST?! OORRR JUST A NUT!

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    #31

    My Friend Went To The Apple Store Today Because He Broke His iPhone XS Both Front And Back. They Told Him That Because Of Corona The Repair Service Was Temporarily Closed. He Then Chooses To Buy The 11 Pro Which He Then Dropped When Opening The Box

    My Friend Went To The Apple Store Today Because He Broke His iPhone XS Both Front And Back. They Told Him That Because Of Corona The Repair Service Was Temporarily Closed. He Then Chooses To Buy The 11 Pro Which He Then Dropped When Opening The Box

    Motherhazelhoff Report

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my Samsung S6 with a heavy Otter box. I've had my phone for almost 4 years. Dropped it, had my kid drop it multiple times, listen to music in the shower. Has never failed me. Bought the phone on EBay for $150 And the Otter box for $30.

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very solid phone if the back breaks after the first time you drop it...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, at Apple HQ, they light another cigar with a $100 bill.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? I've dropped my MI on pavement with no protective screen (nearly had a heart attack) and there isn't a scratch on it. My Huawei and Samsung were pretty sturdy too. These are way too fragile.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear my samsung bounces. It's been dropped on all sorts of surfaces.

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    Mollyyy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! im very happy with my iphonr 11pro

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I immediately put my new Motorola phone(which costs a mere fraction of that one) into a protective casing after I opened it on my desk at home...

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t try to open the box while walking out of the store and/or to your car. Concrete (sidewalks) and asphalt (parking lots) are like magnets for fragile electronics.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you don't unpack expensive stuff right outside the shop

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson learned - don't buy a thousand dollar phone just for the logo on the back

    Kendra Keller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an expensive unfortunate events

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    #32

    Behold, 125 Kazoos With Our Wedding Date On Them That Arrived At Our Door The Day We Emailed Everyone To Tell Them The Wedding Was Postponed

    Behold, 125 Kazoos With Our Wedding Date On Them That Arrived At Our Door The Day We Emailed Everyone To Tell Them The Wedding Was Postponed

    rnilbog Report

    Lucky Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell wants 125 people in one place using a kazoo?? Even one is too much

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr? Pretty tacky thing to want for a wedding - each to their own I suppose but yikes.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, because what the world needed right now were anothor 100 plastic disposal kazoos.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say it, but if that is what you were using at your wedding, I bet most everyone is glad it got called off

    Anthony James
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ordered kazoos for your wedding it seems to me like you dodged a bullet

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're out 20 bucks, but you'll have enough to last a lifetime.

    Susan Bishop
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use them later anyway. That's part of your story now for your future children, grandchildren. Those anecdotes are fun.

    Angela
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes yes scrolled down until I saw the comment cuz I knew someone saw the same thing

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    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just buy pack of labels, print new wedding date, and have a sticker party with your wedding party before the wedding.

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    #33

    Never Ordered Groceries To Be Delivered. I Just Wanted Three Bananas

    Never Ordered Groceries To Be Delivered. I Just Wanted Three Bananas

    yeahidontknoweither Report

    Fran Morasco
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you bananas ———-

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cut them in slices, put them in the freezer and you can use them for a lot of things later on!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a bad thing? Also, why would you order only 3 bananas???

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would because only one person in my house can eat bananas. I can't have too much potassium.

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    B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's the fun part: waiting for that four minute period one random day when they're all perfectly ripe and scoffing the lot.

    Rebecca Howell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the same, ended up with 4 bunches 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌 🍌

    Melody Fox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, bananas are rich in potassium...and you can also make some banana nut bread (or plain banana bread if you don't have the nuts)... (;o)* Stay safe... LPM

    Heidi Bosley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see banana bread in your future...

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm told that frozen bananas are nice.

    Stephanie Flood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make banana choc chip muffins when they're overripe mmm

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    #34

    That Was The Last Bottle

    That Was The Last Bottle

    saturnsqsoul Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One bottle wouldn't have been enough anyway....

    SweetCee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your loss

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your liver is happy at least.

    Time Itself
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a straw and keep it movin. We ain't wastin that wine

    Angel Feliciano Jr.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife would of cried, yelling bloody murder.

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    #35

    We Had One Roll Left. Kids...

    We Had One Roll Left. Kids...

    RK-Today Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trade the kids for a 6 pack of toilet rolls. A fair deal, I'd say.

    Oscar Guerrero
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they will be disciplined and a lesson will be taught about not wasting resources..

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for your kids to get paying jobs. I’m sure there are some lucrative paper routes in your area.

    Christel Nellemann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them wipe w their hands, then wash. That will teach them the value of a roll

    Elise Williams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold one of the kids by their ankles and use their heads as a plunger.

    Christopher Mayer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, just touch off the effing nuke and be done with it!!!

    ptm45
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use a pail and dipper. not the end of the world

    Connie Keller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their allowance for the next month should go to buying more TP.

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    #36

    My Door Was Being Repaired When The Repair Man Suddenly Left In A Panic

    My Door Was Being Repaired When The Repair Man Suddenly Left In A Panic

    fay8ell Report

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he left his tools and shoes? Seems unlikely.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fixing a lock yourself isn't that difficult.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you got down-voted, you're right

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know how to install a doorknob? Go you youtube and learn, it's really easy.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The repairman is irresponsible idiot.

    Nick P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a lock-down and not an attack that he leave his footwear and run home...

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    #37

    My Son Clogged The Toilet. Then This

    My Son Clogged The Toilet. Then This

    krawler2 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another way is to boil water and pour it in, wait 1 min roughly then try flushing agn (worked when my kid did an enormous one!)

    Bob Connely
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to "Crack the Ceramic!" It's a new quarantine game show where you WIN nothing, but DO get the opportunity to spend a couple hours mopping up all the water from the destroyed pot!

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take out the plunger. Wrap your toilet bowl tightly with seran wrap/cling film. Push it in. It will bounce back and presto. declogged. check you tube for a how to

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the look of it that's actually a sink plunger and not a toilet plunger anyway. Just based on the size of it- I could be wrong. So many people use drain plungers as toilet plungers though and they're not nearly as effective.

    Stephen Joslyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pail of water dumped from 3'+ above the toilet will apply enough force to clear clog. The power of water!

    Samantha Bushnell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill an empty bottle, shove it upside down in the toilet and squeeze fast, worked a treat on a grown a*s man butt demon!

    Jacque Martinez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO THIS ....( BE WARNED !!! LITTLE AT A TIME ) put BAKING SODA in the hole (2 Tablespoons ) & add 2 tsp. Of COKE. Wait 5 minutes.....if it doesn't work ...keep doubling ingrediants & wait 10 minutes each time. THIS WILL EXPLODE LIKE A BOMB >>>> IF YOU DONT DO IT CAREFULLY. I have undone the TOUGHEST issues. .....when everyone else's ideas didnt work. Unclogs sinks, drains, toilets, & dishwashers too.....I've NEVER called a plumber or buy harsh/ expensive chemicals & I am almost 55

    Monika Lynch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO HOT WATER, HAHA I CRACKED MY TOILET DRAINING THE BOILED POTATO POT.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize, don’t you, that you can still go to the store and get a replacement plunger. Just practice your social distancing and refrain from touching anything you don’t have to—-in fact wearing disposable gloves isn’t a bad idea.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason #466 on why I prefer cats to kids.

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    #38

    It's Better Than Nothing

    It's Better Than Nothing

    nicknack605 Report

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it? :P think I'd rather use a face flannel & wash it!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the 1,000 sheet roll, that's the stuff I get. Just pull off a bunch and wad it up. There's a lot of spoiled house cats out there. If single ply tp is your biggest problem right now, you're doing just fine.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wad it up. I don’t know why any company makes s****y TP like this, let alone any public restroom being stocked with it. It just forces people to use more.

    MacDudu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the emperor's new clothes of toilet paper

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we bought some 1-ply by mistake. It can still be used, you just have to use twice as much.

    Carlota Ocón
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, do you know you can also was your a*s in the shower if you run out of toilet paper right?

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    #39

    Can't Get Anyone To Get Our New Kitchen Fitted. No Oven, Stove, Nothing

    Can't Get Anyone To Get Our New Kitchen Fitted. No Oven, Stove, Nothing

    RuthlessYeezy Report

    ERIKA H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pharmacies arw still open, sometimes they sell cheapy toasters and microwaves

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toasters at the pharmacy ? You are joking right?.

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    Anne M Sim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try buying some electrical cooking appliances online. Best buy imo is All In One Cooker. Cooks just about everything.

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My electricity went out and we cooked over a fire like the colonists for a few weeks.

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    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're supposed to be able to do repairs for things that are a risk to health and safety. No fridge, sink or stove MUST qualify.

    Bindi Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Camping is fun, especially in doors...not recommended to make a fire on the floor though (yep, kids have done that), purchase camp stove and gas online, and that's all you need.

    Calico Patty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cans of cold soup, cans of cold veggie. They fill up the empty spot.

    Susan Crabtree
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waffle irons work great for making sandwiches.

    Granny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i GUESS ITS A CAMFIRE AND A STICK

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    #40

    So, I'm Stuck At Here In Italy With Already Not Much To Do, And This Morning My Gpu Decided To Just Fry

    So, I'm Stuck At Here In Italy With Already Not Much To Do, And This Morning My Gpu Decided To Just Fry

    Cunctator5 Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a resistor

    RollDdice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man is obviously grieving and you're giving him resistance? Have you no capacity for empathy? ;-)

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    Cathy Proctor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay now that's asking too much of anyone!

    Just saying
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It caught the virus! Keep your distance.

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    #41

    Dental Implant Just Fell Out And When I Called The Dentist I Was Told I Was Their “Last Call” As They Had Closed Until April 5th As Of 5 Minutes Ago

    Dental Implant Just Fell Out And When I Called The Dentist I Was Told I Was Their “Last Call” As They Had Closed Until April 5th As Of 5 Minutes Ago

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aren't most dentists open for emergencies only?

    Daniel Erman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of them are closed. Working in everyone's mouth is a good way to give/get the virus.

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what kind of implant that is but the two I had done a few months ago will be the only thing left after I die and am cremated (hopefully in 30+ years).

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owzhit, they can fall out like that? I'm looking to have a couple of those bad boys put in..

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dental hygienist here...that’s not the actual implant, that’s the implant abutment and crown that goes on the implant post that is in the bone. That looks like a molar and hopefully it can be screwed back into the implant post. It may need an new abutment, though. Either way, the implant itself is probably good.

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    Wottermehlon Doge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good thing its April 5th. bad thing they're probably gonna keep postponing the open date

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like someone unscrewed it a lot, maybe to show people. Just my guess

    Susi Moffitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that wouldn’t happen?!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it would screw right back in.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this even happen?!?!?!?!

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    #42

    Nothing Like Some Fresh Ground Coffee To Wake You Up In The Morning

    Nothing Like Some Fresh Ground Coffee To Wake You Up In The Morning

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    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laugh, I dropped a two pound bag of rice.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud. Of course sir, it's been ground

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it coffee or did 100 rabbits pass through in the night?

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just pick them back up.. hope you keep a clean floor.. otherwise.. rinse, dry in oven on low setting for a couple hours.. use.

    B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spilled the beans.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who installed your flooring?!

    Alexis D.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my heart goes out to you. hopefully it wasn't your last scoop of beans!

    Andrew P Jump
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you picked up every last bean...

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    #43

    Stay Inside They Said

    Stay Inside They Said

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should have stayed inside.. you've been warned :D

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me a month ago. Then the inside one did it last week.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prophecy has been fulfilled.

    #44

    My Sink Exploded

    My Sink Exploded

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    Jaz Jensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ia that a poo poker that I've read about lol

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they threw everything except the... oh...wait...

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of those designer glass sinks that are not practical and simply style over substance. Get a proper sink to replace it with.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a big bowl. Dump dirty water down tub. Problem solved.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might consider an alternative to a bowl made of glass.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first six months you have to wear sandals in your bathroom.

    Nick P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was he doing with a knife?...

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right for having one of those stupid looking sinks.

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    #45

    My 21st Birthday On Saint Patrick's Day, All Bars In My State Closed The Day Before

    My 21st Birthday On Saint Patrick's Day, All Bars In My State Closed The Day Before

    dfc09 Report

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep socially isolating and you WILL be able to go to a bar when they reopen...

    Donnie Villemez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your 21st birthday didn’t become nullified. The year I turned 21 was the year Louisiana (stupidly) set the min drinking age back to 18. The change didn’t last long but it ruined my birthday.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try having your birthday on the same day as the favorite sibling. At least this is only one bad birthday.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news - most states consider their liquor stores "essential" so you can still get your first legal booze!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of the money saved. ON the brightside, hopefully you do not have the virus.

    #46

    Quarantine Day 3: This Is Fine. We Are Fine

    Quarantine Day 3: This Is Fine. We Are Fine

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    Lynne Lyon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not a real Mom until your baby has thrown up on you, I always say

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was at home. Seems like every time me son did that, we were in public somewhere.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, reason #589 why I prefer cats to kids.

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what this has to do with the quarantines though.

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the upside, you are rushing anywhere so you have time to clean this up.

    Ninja Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the baby is really cute!!

    #47

    Guys, It Has Been An Honor

    Guys, It Has Been An Honor

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    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight."

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I buy the 1,000 sheet stuff. I'd go through that fancy soft kind in a day.

    #48

    I Bought 1 Kg Of Local Honey To Last Me Through The Quarantine Period

    I Bought 1 Kg Of Local Honey To Last Me Through The Quarantine Period

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? Some people have all the luck. All my honey is in plastic containers so I can't make honey glass. Unless.... hey! I can put it in a glass container and then I can have some too!

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    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOO ! I spilled a jar of honey in one of my cupboards like 2 years ago. By the time I found the mess, there was no way that honey was coming off. It's still there.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bee is going to be real ticked off at you!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to open the windows and invite some bees in to recycle it

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should buy the honey that comes in a plastic bottle. You're tempting fate getting the glass jar kind.

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a sticky situation you have gotten yourself into Pooh Bear.

    #49

    Well I Had An Interesting Time Covering My First ACC Tournament

    Well I Had An Interesting Time Covering My First ACC Tournament

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    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she doesn't know whether to laugh or cry, poor girl!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, you can still put the gig on your resume.

    #50

    My Product Is Finally Retail Ready Today, Just In Time For An Indefinite Nation-Wide Retail Shutdown

    My Product Is Finally Retail Ready Today, Just In Time For An Indefinite Nation-Wide Retail Shutdown

    xeno_sapien Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The site leads me to believe this has been on sale for a while now, before this whole lockdown thing started. Also, for those racists thinking this has anything to do with China... Huan is a hound from Middle-Earth. You know, Tolkien's place?

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you Tolkien about? ( sorry, force of Hobbit...)

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    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really racist to hear/see a similarity in pronouncation? Come on, this is just oversensitive complainery for the sake of complainery itself. Sometimes, to see it, you must be willing to see it.

    sh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People usually find what they're looking for.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

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    Don't know if trying to sell some bluetooth gadget called Huan is a great idea when there's a virus going round that started in Wuhan.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Huan and Wuhan are the same, right? You're quite racist here...

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    #51

    My Table Exploded, Now I Get To Pick Glass Out Of The Grass All Day

    My Table Exploded, Now I Get To Pick Glass Out Of The Grass All Day

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    Bernadett Nagy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you can use your head and vacuum it.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better the grass than the word without the g and the r.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the birds for help like a Disney princess

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    #52

    Found Out My Toaster Can Work As A Timer, Even When Not Plugged In. Now I Have To Wait Another 20 Minutes To Find Out How Good These Fish Sticks Are

    Found Out My Toaster Can Work As A Timer, Even When Not Plugged In. Now I Have To Wait Another 20 Minutes To Find Out How Good These Fish Sticks Are

    zxvegasxz Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are just getting stupid now.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I don't get this

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put the fish sticks in with it unplugged. When the timer went off the sticks ere still cold.

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not plugged in. You'll be waiting until the panic is over.

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    #53

    Since Gyms Are Closed, Decided To Do A Workout At Home. Cut My Head On A Doorframe Doing A Chin-Up. Good Thing I’m Completely Bald So It’s Even More Noticeable

    Since Gyms Are Closed, Decided To Do A Workout At Home. Cut My Head On A Doorframe Doing A Chin-Up. Good Thing I’m Completely Bald So It’s Even More Noticeable

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    Tai Dallen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I thought it was a finger before I read the title... I don't know what's wrong with me.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have been posted with no title. Great composition.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! I did that last night with a cabinet door.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you got yourself a little boo boo....be a man,will you !!

    #54

    Day 5 Of Quarantine

    Day 5 Of Quarantine

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    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth was she doing to break something so thick? I've got terrible images now!

    Boudica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god her boyfriend wasn't about - could have been him! :-D

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this doesn't need to be on here.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was cut. Rubber/sylicone doesn't "tear" like that

    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way she could have done that by "using it"

    Kev B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A superglue event about to happen.

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old superglue lol! But wait til it's set before using it again! Can you IMAGINE that trip to the hospital if you used it before it set 🤔

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can play with a cheap person, but never a cheap toy. Get yourself a safe, reliable sex toy.

    Ryan Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate just use your finger and get a boyfrien

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you not understand what self-isolation means?

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is made of silicone, that is impossible with 'normal use'!

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    #55

    I’m Actually Out Of Toilet Paper So Last Night And Tonight I’ve Had To Come Poop At My Local Target Because They’re Still Sold Out

    I’m Actually Out Of Toilet Paper So Last Night And Tonight I’ve Had To Come Poop At My Local Target Because They’re Still Sold Out

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? You don't have water and soap at home?

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we Americans don't know how to do that. Like, do you get undressed and take a shower every time you poo? Do you have a special washcloth or something? Seriously, I want to know!

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    Wendy C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they still have public restrooms open????

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, take an old tee shirt. Cut it into squares. Use that, damp, and place into a plastic box/container/bin (use a mesh laundry bag to line if you have one). Chuck in the washing machine and wash with your hot wash. Repeat until the quarantine is over.

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's times like this that I'm glad my bowels move slowly lol

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would baby wipes accomplish the same thing, or are they all sold out too?

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our grandmothers cleaned us with a wash cloth; probably clean them out with bleach-washed and reuse. TP is the last thing I'm concerned about.

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    #56

    I Just. I Just Want The Basic Things To Still Work

    I Just. I Just Want The Basic Things To Still Work

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never worked in the past and you expect them the work in a lock down situation?

    zootietoo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a more First World problem?!?

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, you've already half opened it, fingers will work here

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't you allowed knives any more?

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a good time to zonk yourself out with good brandy.

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Ring pulls come off on your finger, corkscrews snap, jar's lids refuse to open, toaster blows up, and on and on and on. Life is good.

    #57

    Tried Spraying Lysol On My Chair To Disinfect It. Now It Looks Like I Went Too Far With My 'Private Time'

    Tried Spraying Lysol On My Chair To Disinfect It. Now It Looks Like I Went Too Far With My 'Private Time'

    dopeswagmoney27 Report

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww. Time to order seat cover

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're at home, who cares

    Ninja Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ........i'm jus' going to.... scroll down

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a hand towel on mine so I don't sweat it up in the summertime.

    #58

    Day 1 Of UK Lockdown And Apparently, Repairing The Boss' Car Is 'Essential Work' Who Knew?

    Day 1 Of UK Lockdown And Apparently, Repairing The Boss' Car Is 'Essential Work' Who Knew?

    kingParson Report

    Fran Morasco
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the positive. You have a job

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least you are able to get out for a bit.

    #59

    The Potato Pudding You See Was Supposed To Be Mashed Potatoes

    The Potato Pudding You See Was Supposed To Be Mashed Potatoes

    boredtiredhungry12 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... if it tastes good enough - in with it!

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes wallpaper paste. This is how all my mashed potatoes looked when I first got married. Bless my husband he never complained and ate them every time :) I've got them figured out now

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an odd meal, but needs must in these strange times. However, mash your potatoes with a potato masher or a fork. Mix in a little milk and butter as you go, until you get the consistency you want. As said below, don't use a mixer, blender, or food processor.

    Wendy C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taste outweighs appearance!

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potato soup is delicious

    Andrew P Jump
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever hear about those children in Africa?? Yeah... eat up butter cup!

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