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Not a single thing in this world has been as divisive as the enigmatic Severus Snape. Dumbledore’s confidante and healer, yet apparently his murderer, Snape terrorized Harry Potter almost as much as He Who Must Not Be Named, gaining momentum as one of the most controversial characters ever to have existed.
But there’s a fun side to Snape not many knew existed. The Twitter account Professor Snape brings out all the dark online musings that may as well be put in The Great Hall.
Both savage and painfully hilarious, the tweets are making sure “no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations” are allowed on the thread. Because if there’s anyone who can give that much-needed grain of salt to all the turmoil we are going through right now, it must be Snape. And a whopping 1.2 million followers show it works wonders.
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Valquerys 5 years ago (edited)
If people can give birth wearing a mask, we should stop complaining about how stuffy it is wearing it. #Karens
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Lydia Coy 5 years ago
I lift my cats in the air all the time. 1 is too fat one is too old and the other hi fives me after i do it
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago
I just imagined this scenario... someone please obliviate me.
Analyn Lahr 5 years ago
That sounds more like something the Marauders or the Weasley twins would do. Unless Snape was drunk and under a spell cast by Sirius at an Order of the Phoenix meeting.
Sheryl Thompson 5 years ago
HaHa " Apologies Minerva " I've a mental image of Dame Maggie Smith being swung round & round in my head now 😄
Bored Panda contacted Taylor Nikolai, a social media connoisseur and self-proclaimed Snapchat guru who made a bunch of memes back in the 2010s. Taylor now runs the marketing company Viral Spark and he is also the mind behind the Professor Snape Twitter page.
In an interview, Taylor stuck to the whole Snape world concept and took the answers as his new alter ego. Thus, in a couple of deliberately short-spoken sentences, he presented himself: “My name is Severus Snape, and I am proud to say that I was a Hogwarts professor who worked his way to the top.”
Taylor then kept on explaining how Snape is such an iconic character because “I'm not only relatable on a fundamental human level, but I show people that you can redeem yourself after you have done wrong.”
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PotterAvatarDoctorWho 5 years ago
9Ahh... another Weasley, I know just what to do with you... GRYFFINDOR!” Lolzers
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Fernleaf6505 5 years ago
Hermione: attacked by a troll Ginny: abducted Myrtle: died Katie: cursed
Ani Archeron 5 years ago
ginny went alone and got possessed, myrtle died, and katie got cursed.
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Vic 5 years ago
Bah.. probably just an engorio spell (pardon the spelling, please)
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Albus Dumbledore 4 years ago
Harry! What will Professor McGonagall say if you brought these dogs to Hogwarts! These dogs are goings to chase her all around the castle!
Snape, aka Taylor, believes that the on-point and bold statements are precisely what makes his Twitter account so successful: “My tweets are so funny because they are true.”
He then added that the replies were done in Snape’s true voice and “it'd be ruining the fun to do any more.”
In this short meta-interview, we (kinda) get the point. Speaking, or rather tweeting, like Snape doesn’t do much, but the laconic voice combined with salty remarks give us a glimpse of what Snape would probably have been like if he had the internet.
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Valquerys 5 years ago
Honestly, any ship is a better love story than twilight. Even Mineta x Mineta
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago
Maybe cause it was cheaper than toilet paper?
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PattonPawter 5 years ago
Nah, the book works better as fuel for a fire. I know from experience
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Vic 5 years ago
When I read this, the first thought came to mind was Alan Rickman, not Severus Snape 😢
Pamela24 5 years ago
Nah, I think Alan Rickman was considered a great person even before he passed.
Load More Replies... Analyn Lahr 5 years ago
Because Snape was a horrible person. If he truly loved Lily he would have wanted her to be happy no matter who it was with. And he treated Harry like c**p because he looked like James. Maybe being a double agent for Dumbledore was his was of trying to make up his mistakes. But he was only upset that Lily died, he didn't give a rat's a*s about James. Anyway, enough about that.
Mark Morey 5 years ago
I thought Harry looked like Lily. That’s why he looked into his eyes the last time.
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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago (edited)
What I never understood was: A) there are millions of letters B) Why did he not pick one up off the ground C) WHY IN PYRRHIA DID HE NOT JUST CRAM A BUNCH OF LETTERS INTO HIS POCKETS AND HIGHTAIL IT OUT OF THERE???
Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 5 years ago
or just...........you know, grab one of the hundreds on the floor already
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Slytherin_blood 4 years ago
srry I broke it I was aiming to hit someone on the head with my textbook
PattonPawter 5 years ago
And a Harry Potter nerd to point out electricity doesn’t work in hogwarts
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Parmeisan 5 years ago
As a Canadian, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about us being lumped in here with that. Our educational system definitely has some flaws and there's no point in hiding it, but... I don't think we're as bad as the US. I think the US is at a level all its own, and you might want to just strike "North" out of that sentence.
John Doe 5 years ago
Yeah, you probably don't deserve this. There's probably enough idiots over here who'd want you out anyway for some reason but hey, it means you're not lobbed in with us.
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Daniel Gómez 4 years ago
Also, the joke would be the USA healthcare system, or rather the lack of a decent one.
Daniel Gómez 4 years ago
North America is actually composed of three countries, so a little more specificity would be good.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
That was actually some advice I got from my Grandmother about 45 years ago.
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George-Florin Constantin 5 years ago
Daniel deffinitelly starred in some pretty weird sh1t since "Harry Potter".
Tequila4Two 5 years ago
I like him for that. He is great in Miracle Workers.
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Caffeinated Hedgehog 5 years ago
Left picture: *learns about unforgivable curses* Right picture: "Say hello to my little friends! Avada and Kedavra!"
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Anthony Goldstein (female) 5 years ago
I actually have a theory that those who play "bad guys" in movies age worse.
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maia martin 5 years ago
tom felton, the actor for draco malfoy in the movies
Load More Replies... Albus Dumbledore 4 years ago
Miss Granger, Mr Weasley is right now waiting for you in my office... Remember to take Malfoy with you...
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John Baker 5 years ago
If you have nothing he wants and don't present a threat to his plans, Voldemort will probably leave you alone. You aren't worthy of his attention. Umbridge, on the other hand, will screw with you for no reason simply because she enjoys hurting people.
Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
She controls the school board, Orange County, California, USA: They just announced the schools will be in session with no distance learning.
Sarah Schmidt 5 years ago
I wonder what would have happened if Umbridge had been young Tom Riddles teacher... (btw interesting grammar exercise, that doesn't sound correct..)
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Peter Chee 5 years ago
Snape should take her to a dog show! ... I wonder how she would look with a rubber doge mask and leash+collar on.
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Jennifer Crompton 5 years ago
Thank God it's not just me. I was beginning to question my sanity
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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago
EWWW! Why?! Some of us have to go to work in the morning; I don't need nightmares!
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Fin Diffenderfer 5 years ago
Is that a spelling error, Vic? (read in Snape's voice lol)
Load More Replies... Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago (edited)
I WILL JUDGE BACC RAVENCLAW STYLE BY QUIZZING U ON YOUR RANDOM HARRY POTTER KNOWLADGE
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Albus Dumbledore 4 years ago
Ofcourse, I always wonder why Lily Evans chose James Potter over you.
BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
yep but trying to explain it to someone who has never read the books that's another story
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Colin L 5 years ago
Also, with all due respect to Rowling: don't be anti-trans. That is yet another type of idiocy.
danielw 5 years ago
the problem with democracy isn't that everyone gets a vote. the problem is the idiots outweigh the intelligent people. Not that most democrats are any smarter than trump-voters. But... details...
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Colin L 5 years ago
Roses are red, They also are thorn-ed, And Severus' tounge, Will sting like a hornet
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago (edited)
Excuse me, but you must have mistaken me for a mirror, Snape
Luna Lovegood for Justice 3 years ago
Roses are red Violets aren't blue They are purple What is wrong with you
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Sanchi Shiva 5 years ago
ok, this one made me laugh. the clothes are what makes it really funny.
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Catlady6000 5 years ago
This would have been better, just random hands reaching out of the shelves
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BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
"Well it kept me alive when I met Voldemort that one time so I am going to keep using it" Me "And if it doesn't work this time?"
PattonPawter 5 years ago
In book 4, he literally used the spell against Voldemort which saved his life
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Laura Gillette 5 years ago
That wasn't really her fault, though. The film writers seriously dropped that ball.
Nitro Codes 3 years ago (edited)
Book Ginny for President! Apparently, Movie Ginny was a piece of wet cardboard, while Book Ginny was actually cool!
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Robyn Denton 5 years ago
I thought I was the only one who loved Book Ginny, but loathed Film Ginny!
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The_Lion_Queen 5 years ago
The real Snape does't actually mention what his least favorite house.
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Valquerys 5 years ago
Surprised Trump would even support social distancing when he has only been seen in a mask once.
Gwen Pollock 5 years ago
Twice. The first time was when he was visiting a manufacturing facility. He wore it real quick, but then took it off before the press saw him. However, one person caught it on camera!
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Guile main 3 years ago
Why did I imagine your pfp with legs like that?! Lol
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BoredPundits 5 years ago
When I was little, my dad used to joke, "What's yours is mine, and what's mine's, my own"!
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PattonPawter 5 years ago
And she has a really great singing voice. I’ve only seen her in Harry Potter and this so it was wonderful to hear her sing
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Jim Price 5 years ago
two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine...
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BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
yas now explain to my younger bro. (It is hilarious when I quote from the book he is clueless and everyone is falling over with laughter)
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BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
Just because I remember this just now: YOU ONLY HATED NEVILLE BECUASE HE COULD'VE BEEN THE CHOSEN ONE AND LILIY COULD STILL BE ALIVE!!!
Ceci_The_Nerd 5 years ago (edited)
Ok but my name is actually no one cares and not just no one bc my birthday is in July
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Felipe StillChill 5 years ago
I thought his nose was flat because he ran into the wrong platform when he grew up
John Montgomery 5 years ago
I've always head cannoned that he didn't have a nose because Harry destroyed the diary before he fully came back.
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panda_legerdemain 5 years ago
I can’t say how happy i am that I won’t have to entertain another of my husband’s friends or in laws😌
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BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
Yas I can't wait for next year already even though I am still in school
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Courtney Christelle 5 years ago
Anybody else really wish Alan Rickman was still around, giving people the business?
Courtney Christelle 5 years ago
Anybody else really wish Alan Rickman was still around, giving people the business?
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