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50 Hilarious Posts About Procrastination You Probably Shouldn’t Be Reading Right Now
Do you pick up the phone and call your grandmother without a second thought? Do you clean your room without waiting for it to first turn into an inhabitable toxic wasteland? Do you write all of your essays with plenty of time to spare? Then it sounds like Marvel might have found a new superhero, because very few people have the strength to resist the persuasive powers of procrastination.
As you can see from this hilarious list of posts compiled by Bored Panda, procrastination is, for most of us mere mortals, an unfortunate yet inevitable part of our existence. Still, although it doesn't help us to get anything done, it does at least give us something to laugh about. Are you a master procrastinator? Then let us know in the comments below...whenever you find the time that is...
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I would do that too, I have slight OCD, but I'm often too lazy so it's conflicting
You don't have OCD, you just prefer things orderly. The "c" in OCD is for compulsive. Trust me, there is no too lazy for someone with OCD to place something in it's "proper" place or to complete or repeat a ritual behavior. It's honestly torturous not to indulge in whatever is compelling you. A lot of people with OCD are strait up slobs. Hoarders for example. Let's say someone tied you to a chair and trashed and moved everything in your room around th en just left. Orderly folks will be annoyed AT, somebody with OCD will be contemplating chewing off an arm 10 minutes after he leaves. Trust me, you don't want this s**t. Not even in jest.
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Well, those two boxes in the center column (blue-orange-yellow wrapper) are still backwards in comparison to the rest...he had one job...
As a person with *actual* OCD I'm tired of people calling themselves OCD when all they are are neat freaks, a**l retentive or they just like things orderly. The same goes for any other type of mental illness or neurodiversity. "I'm so depressed today." No, you're not. You're sad. You're not "a little autistic" when you are at a loss for words or didn't get the joke, you're not "so ADHD" when you have a hard time concentrating on something today. Just STOP.
Studies have shown that customers are drawn to bins of jumbled merchandise, so store management almost certainly ordered some employee to re-jumble these items.
I did this with a cheap movie bin at a Movie Gallery in the 90s. Th manager yelled at (15 yo, social anxiety sufferer, depressed) me and I cried. My sister's boyfriend, best friend, and her boyfriend all started shouting at him while my sis took me outside. That manager for instantly regrettedhis decision and we all left with free candy and movie rentals.
I love how happy he looks, because he put a lot of commitment into this. Lol
l do this when l go to JB Hifi..chuckles..as ll look through their tables of messed up DVD's and l want to see what the titles are..l stack them up tidy..
Sad part is, he'll study for finals, do well and graduate with stacks of student loan debt, then only get a crappy job stacking candy boxes.
Because many people are talking about OCD on here,I would like some peoples opinions on something...I sometimes wonder if i have OCD ,and i don't mean like being organized or not liking when people move my stuff, I mean I do a bunch of really stupid things,usually sub consiously ,like i count going up and dwn stairs (i have to take 12 steps going down my stairs,and if it messes up then i get like reaaaally anixous and freak out trying to get my mind off it ) and if i build something,like for example a box, and someone else messes with the box or puts a screw in or i think they messed up a measurement,then i get really agitated ,sometimes I even start shaking,and have to take the entire thing apart ,remeasure everything ,recount all of the tools and start over,i also tend to count my food,like if I am eating cheerios I eat only 6 cheerios at a time,no more, no less, i check the spoon bottom to make sure there aren't any sticking and a couple more things...so,do I possibly have OCD ?
You really should see a doctor, I'd bet none of us here are qualified to answer that.
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I would do it as well if no one thought I was nuts for arranging it in a proper order. It just goes against my grain to see dump bins where you have to pick thru everything to find out if there is something you want to buy, especially movies!
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I learned this lesson a long time ago, and if you are hooked on adrenaline it also satisfies your addiction. Once you know how long it takes to complete a job, its possible to wait until the last minute before going into overdrive in order to complete it. The thrill you receive from the rush to finish, and completing it on time, justifies your next procrastination. ;D
Sometimes I wait another hour anyway (e.g. 5:50 pm, procrastinates till 7)
Sounds like me. Oh wait... I need to get HW done. Eh I'll do it later, too busy looking at Bored Panda
i have 4 tests today but instead of studying i'm on Boredpanda.com
Well, just replace the "C" with a "G" and the doG will be fine as much
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The key to successful procrastination is to know one's capabilities, and the minimum time required to complete a job. Once that is established, the wait is justified, and the exhilaration of the speedy completion, makes it all worth while. :D
Some call it procrastination/laziness. I call it efficiency. As long as I know the minimum time to do something NOT fun (but with a decent output, mind you), I would honestly prefer to set aside more time and effort to things I actually find fun. :P
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I've gotten so ridiculously good at procrastinating that I forget I've been procrastinating for weeks... And when a friend drops by I'm like: Jeeeezz... where did all these dishes and laundry come from all of the sudden???
Very Good Miriam, you're ready to graduate to the next level. 👍
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i'm in school right now and i have work to do but i am just that lazy #longliveprocrastination
A healthy life is just procrastinating on death. And productivity is just procrastinating on procrastination.
I'm supposed to be studying for three tests I have tomorrow it's Ironic that I'm looking at these photos.
I joined a group on Procrastination 4 years ago, we are going to have our first meeting soon.
I tend to procrastinate things a lot too, but I like to pretend it's a race, which tends to help. One time this guy challenged me to a race through the STAAR test and I finished in 16 mins. XD
I think this encouraged me to procrastinate more! I'm trying to stop!!
Nope got so bad once I had to have friends find where I was commenting or posting and put up memes telling me how disappointed I was for not doing my work. 😂😂 It sorta worked. Every time I saw one I went back to what I was doing. But the circle was vicious.
My submission: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-procrastination-memes/?cexp_id=5744&cexp_var=12&_f=featured
The key to successful procrastination is to know one's capabilities, and the minimum time required to complete a job. Once that is established, the wait is justified, and the exhilaration of the speedy completion, makes it all worth while. :D
Some call it procrastination/laziness. I call it efficiency. As long as I know the minimum time to do something NOT fun (but with a decent output, mind you), I would honestly prefer to set aside more time and effort to things I actually find fun. :P
Load More Replies... I've gotten so ridiculously good at procrastinating that I forget I've been procrastinating for weeks... And when a friend drops by I'm like: Jeeeezz... where did all these dishes and laundry come from all of the sudden???
Very Good Miriam, you're ready to graduate to the next level. 👍
Load More Replies... i'm in school right now and i have work to do but i am just that lazy #longliveprocrastination
A healthy life is just procrastinating on death. And productivity is just procrastinating on procrastination.
I'm supposed to be studying for three tests I have tomorrow it's Ironic that I'm looking at these photos.
I joined a group on Procrastination 4 years ago, we are going to have our first meeting soon.
I tend to procrastinate things a lot too, but I like to pretend it's a race, which tends to help. One time this guy challenged me to a race through the STAAR test and I finished in 16 mins. XD
I think this encouraged me to procrastinate more! I'm trying to stop!!
Nope got so bad once I had to have friends find where I was commenting or posting and put up memes telling me how disappointed I was for not doing my work. 😂😂 It sorta worked. Every time I saw one I went back to what I was doing. But the circle was vicious.
My submission: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-procrastination-memes/?cexp_id=5744&cexp_var=12&_f=featured
