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68 Funny Pics That Show What Husbands Have To Go Through When Their Wives Are Pregnant
Childbirth is nothing short of a miracle, but as you can see from this list compiled by Bored Panda, the whole nine months before it can be a little, well, up and down. Some women get random food cravings while pregnant for example. Like pickles. Or, you know, Dr Pepper with Vanilla, Miami Sunrise Slush with Nerds candy, Supersonic Breakfast Burritos and Mozzarella Sticks...all at the same time. Others like a little "extra space" in the bed, regardless of how much space her partner might require, and some pregnant women get tired of carrying that bump around all the time, even if that means taking a nap in the most unlikely of places.
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Fsociety 8 years ago
That needs to be burned in the minds of men not wanting to wrap up their pickles!
Sparked Silly 8 years ago
You know, that's a good point! Bring this picture to countries that need a little population control. Scared straight?
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Gellert panda Grindelwald 3 years ago
the drawing does get the point across very well, doesn't it?
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Beth McFadden 8 years ago
I think every man who impregnates a woman should have to be hooked up to those electrodes that simulate labor. For 6 hours.
Allana Rose 8 years ago
Hmmm this concept might work for other indignities a woman has so suffer due to man's "help". *L*
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Sparked Silly 8 years ago
Husband documenting style is very "on an expedition into the unknown" <3
Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
"today she went for strawberries, there were no more. I think she'll go mad. Wait she's coming this way help heeeelp noooooooaaarrgllll"
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DelilahnLily Clubachus 5 years ago
a pregnant women is not something to joke about, they are highly dangerous animals who deserve respect and FEAR
panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
Day 240: She ate the candle she bought, claiming that it would taste like pickles
Cecelia Kennedy 7 years ago
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Renato Spirano 8 years ago
Me too, definitelly...lose the life, but don't lose the joke
Load More Replies... panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
If she would've been mad at you, you could've sung "Let it Go"
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Never mess with a woman and her craving! No substitutes allowed, even if you have to go to three stores...
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Char Char 8 years ago
I get it Steve! This wasn't a grammar correction, just stating the obvious...that whatever he did, wrong or otherwise, he is sorry!
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Fiona Greer 8 years ago
I always felt sick after making love when pregnant from the smell. Always had to go to the toilet to vomit. Couldn't have been good for hubby's ego :P
Sparkle Plenty 8 years ago
Mom always got sick from dad's after shave when she got pregnant. He had to put it on in the car.
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Sparked Silly 8 years ago
She thought he ate all of the _____fill in the ____ and then discovered he bought a backup.
Cat Meow 8 years ago
You're welcome to act the same way, when you're the one carrying a baby inside you with all that comes along with pregnancy
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panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
I'm sure you're not a d**k! You just have to find someone perfect for you, sometimes it will take a while. But hang in there, you'll find someone deserving of the wonderful person you are :)
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
My bf does this for me and I'm not pregnant. I️ think it makes them so much more sexy when they are able to push aside their masculine things (sometimes, I️ still want him to be manly and like hold a door open for me and what not) and help a lady out....
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Awwww. I couldn't even get mine to change the damn cat litter! Yours is a keeper!
panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
Hopefully when I'm married I have a husband like this
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panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
She must have a sixth sense: She can feel the presence of tacos.
Monika Pajor 8 years ago
It's so cute he has a picture from their wedding as his phone wallpaper :3
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Even after many hours and breath fresher, she will smell it on you, and dont dare lie!
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Julien P.Lefebvre 7 years ago
Now I realized that a pickle bottle, actually look pregnant too.
mellenheadgirl head 8 years ago
Looks like he's in quite of a pickle. Oh well. Guess he'll just have to dill with it
panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
You should take extra care to make sure you avoid the holes so it'll be fine
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
LMAO! My 33 year old daughter is like this about cosmic brownies NOW! She has NEVER been pregnant yet! LOL
Allana Rose 8 years ago
Told u! Never ever eat a pregnant lady's snacks! This ought to be written in stone!
Roxane Milko 8 years ago
Time to hide all kitchen knives. And any thing that can be used as a lethal weapon
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
I think you mean, subterFUDGE. Amirite?? Oh yeah people, I'm here all day.
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Never take away ANY woman's ice cream...what the hell were you thinking???
Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
There IS always a positive side to things! LOL
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
Every man's nightmare! Big boobs at last but can not touch. Only drool over! So sad really.
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Dodo, you offer to place warm wash cloths on them, gently , fingertip massage them and, have her do a nice stretch upward with arms that will stretch her back and shoulders and while she does this, you, stand behind her, touching her. You help her lift her arms high, and when they are up in the air, and she is leaning on you, you gently cup her swollen and tender breasts, so they fell good. Then you move hands down to baby belly and gently run your hands over her and back up her arms then down, and back to gently cup her tender breasts. She needs to be naked and so do you. Your legs need to be a spread stance to support her. Contact...3...2....1...
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Pregnant women already have all the gas they need. Heh. ba-dum-tss...96b7bf.jpg 
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Kim Lorton 8 years ago
You can buy a reacher , a thing to pick stuff up off the floor! Medical supply places have them. Good for back issues, and when you just can't bend over anymore!
Joanne Hudson 8 years ago
Restaurant supply store sells salad bar tongs for less.
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Sparked Silly 8 years ago
This is my favorite. Does the box of goldfish even have that many in it?
Lillian Chesak 8 years ago
Yup. That's what I'd do with a box of goldfish too
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Paige Pitcher 8 years ago
This is exactly what you'll be packing for your child for at least eight years after he/she can have solids.
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
A Girl Scouts motto... be prepared... a Oregon ladies motto...always carry a meal, you are eating for two!
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Well, to be fair, Dr Pepper IS a popular soda. And quite refreshing, too! :p
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
I only wanted pickles my first pregnancy. I can CLEARLY remember this, and it was nearly 40 years ago! (Sitting on the couch and suddenly realizing I had just eaten an ENTIRE jar of pickles combined with an ENTIRE bag of bar-b-cue potato chips!)
Zaerhin Sk 6 years ago
I'm not pregnant but I completely relate to the pickles I ate a whole jar once
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Heidrance 8 years ago
i like the juxtaposition of the sparkly pink ink with the threats of violence.... only way it could make me happier would be if the exclamation points had hearts instead of dots...
d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago
I do all of my dots with hearts. It's a girl thing.
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panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
Just leave it, and walk away... she may have planted a bomb that only she knows how to diffuse
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JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
And she went straight for the money prize, the best part is the top of the muffin! Good girl!
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panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
Wife: *with chocolate on her face* I don't know where it went
Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
Good thing you didnt come home when she was only partway thru! She would have snarled and snapped at you!
Phillipa Senior 7 years ago
Chocolate cake to a pregnant woman is like steak to a lion...that’s if she doesn’t get there first bahahaha! 😳🤣
Nadine Ducca 8 years ago
My husband does that to me (the secretly eating chocolate goodies)...
Moordy Vârcolac 8 years ago
with this logic, my uncle is very pregnant. has been for years. seriously, the guy eats way too much chocolate and ranch. separate, thankfully.
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Get your own stash of goodies, but make sure it's somewhere she'd never go while pregnant! And remember, she will sniff it out and be able to smell it on your breath, next thing you know, she's watching where you go, and then investigating where you went, and you'll come home to a notash, mad pregnant woman! So, get her, her own stash first! Get a basket, and put her favorite pregnant food in it, make sure there are plastic forks and spoons and napkins in this basket, make sure that it is refilled when it gets low. Then tell her, here is your stash. And don't worry about baby weight after, you'll look amazing with a bit of extra weight! If you dare.. so I wouldn't. Just put a bow on it and let her have it!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☠️☠️☠️☠️❤️❤️❤️
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Misterscooter 8 years ago
My wife went all winter without blankets. Bonus points: I never got in trouble for stealing them.
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Get some polar fleece to sleep in dude! Then, keep it, and get the kids some when she goes through menopause... cool is never cold enough!!
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Crochet lady 8 years ago
That's my husband and me now at the other end of the spectrum...hot flashes. He says the house is frigid. I say, you can throw on a sweater and blanket, I can't do anything when my face feels like 1000 hot suns. 😂
Sparked Silly 8 years ago
Yes, ovulation and pregnancy both cause a tiny change in the overall temp- but it affects women differently on an individual basis. What exacerbates it is hormonal level fluctuations and general discomfort. Summer pregnancy at late term is the worst.
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You just wear longjohns and a cap, socks and pretend you're camping! Under a fan!
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Tessa Groen 8 years ago
I had one for oranges, hated them both before and after pregnancy
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Dill Pickle 8 years ago
thats annoying bring your phone with you, poor pregnant wife, too many dudes f****n around
Dill Pickle 8 years ago
if your wifes f****n pregnant you better have your phone on you at all times, really? so many gross cheating men out there while their wives are pregnant
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Sparked Silly 8 years ago
Wife says: Your smell is making me nauseous. Husband: Ok babe, I'l sleep in the spare. Wife: No! Leave your pillow here! I need it to smell you! Husband: *backs away slowly
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Isabel Care 8 years ago
pregnant women need the disability dressing aids sock gadget ( for when feet are too far away)
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Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Yourereply? Honey! I'd love to go to the store for you! Do you want anything else?
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
That happens to every time I eat ramen (but only the stove top kind, not the cups o sadness) and I haven't been pregnant in 13 years!
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Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Next time it's the right kind? Take a picture of the bag with you're phone! Do it for any hard to find pregnant snacks!
Sparked Silly 8 years ago
You are going to need a popcorn popper machine. That is the only way to get this. On the plus side- new gadget!
adoracat 8 years ago
Air pop, add real melted butter. And a drizzle of honey. ;)
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Barbara Velasquez 8 years ago
what about doing your own lunch ? she"s already making you a baby :p
Verge Mires 8 years ago
Because marriage is a partnership and maybe making his lunches makes her happy.
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Paige Pitcher 8 years ago
Better tell your beloved that was the best sandwich ever. Then make your own lunch. ;)
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sh 8 years ago
I have never seen these Best Maid pickles in my life, and here they are twice in one post. Same person or popular pickles? We may never know.
Rhiannon Clark 8 years ago
It's a Texas local brand. Check out the lid. ;)
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tara skogly 8 years ago
When I was expecting my third I craved smoked mackerel and demanded hubby to buy some..it was 11 at night. He woke up an old pakistani neighbour of ours who owned a store. The old man jumped out of bed and drove straight to the store to get me some <3 He had 9 children.
adoracat 8 years ago
That's a smart move on your hubby's part, and a very sweet move on your neighbor's part!
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makenzie stephenson 8 years ago
That's not even close to a blizzard. Not even a dusting. Were i come from 2 feet of snow is needed to even delay school lol
Lin Haraway 8 years ago
We don't have snow but in 1991 I was preg with second son; Hubs went to grocery during tornado warning - this means there is one coming toward you , so get in the basement. He went to Winn Dixie for marinated artichokes. Tornado hit 10 miles away.
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tara skogly 8 years ago
8 months pregnant hubby found me sound asleep on the balkony...with a thin nightgown. It was in the midle of december...in Norway...
Troy Currie 8 years ago
Do you want pneumonia?...Because that's how you get pneumonia.
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Isabel Care 8 years ago
put more clothes on. Thermals, fingerless gloves, wrist warmers, wooly hat and a giant "sofa snuggler" fleece poncho... my normal winter indoor wear (not putting on heating unless it's under 10 degrees C indoors)
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
Need to adjust the heigth, jar is too high, requires to much efforts to get them.
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Hannah Ingram 8 years ago
in New Zealand you see people buying ice cream on cold days and people wearing black puffer jackets on sunny days
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
yah, even when not pregnant. It's just girly...
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Katie Bear 8 years ago
That would be normal for me. Or a 2 kg bag of chocolate chips, and I'm not pregnant either. I just love chocolate that much
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Sparked Silly 8 years ago
Nope- look gold lid- that's formula and beside it- that's milk. She had an adventure in every aisle of the grocery store.
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JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
Looks more like a Timbit covered in guacamole... (a donut hole or donut bite type thing)
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Steve Bowman 8 years ago
For those of us living in a country with normal measurement units, it's 15,5° C. ;)
Madelyn Baldwin 4 years ago
Haha, I was gonna say something about how it is normal, but then I realized we're the weird ones :)
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Sparked Silly 8 years ago
Morning sickness is a stupid name. ALL the damn hours sickness would be way better.
Magpie 8 years ago
" Pregnancy sickness" still don't understand why it isn't called that.
Load More Replies... adoracat 8 years ago
My grandmother never got sick during all 3 of her pregnancies. My GRANDFATHER, on the other hand, did. Every morning, like clockwork.
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Phillipa Senior 7 years ago
Bahahaha! She needs to be comfortable sooo you’ll need to use sofa cushions!
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Troy Currie 8 years ago
If she can keep that look until she gets home, you might get some...but doubtful that look will be around for long.
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JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
Can someone please remove those few yellow sprinkles from this donut, they are messing with my counts, lol
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Cerys Dunbar 8 years ago
i genuinely thought they couldn't get a litter box for their cat and the wife was too pregnant to clear it all
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Qwanda Parker 6 years ago
I am currently pregnant as I type and let me tell everyone: It is actually very depressing that I cant paint my toes anymore :( and I try to actually keep a healthy diet streak. I am hoping for a great future with my kids, and hoping that my boyfriend does more things for me *smirks*
panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
This is really funny, and even though I'm not pregnant, I relate to a lot of these things. I have been told that I have the characteristics of a pregnant woman 😂
Qwanda Parker 6 years ago
I am currently pregnant as I type and let me tell everyone: It is actually very depressing that I cant paint my toes anymore :( and I try to actually keep a healthy diet streak. I am hoping for a great future with my kids, and hoping that my boyfriend does more things for me *smirks*
panic! at the chemical brides 8 years ago
This is really funny, and even though I'm not pregnant, I relate to a lot of these things. I have been told that I have the characteristics of a pregnant woman 😂
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