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Childbirth is nothing short of a miracle, but as you can see from this list compiled by Bored Panda, the whole nine months before it can be a little, well, up and down. Some women get random food cravings while pregnant for example. Like pickles. Or, you know, Dr Pepper with Vanilla, Miami Sunrise Slush with Nerds candy, Supersonic Breakfast Burritos and Mozzarella Sticks...all at the same time. Others like a little "extra space" in the bed, regardless of how much space her partner might require, and some pregnant women get tired of carrying that bump around all the time, even if that means taking a nap in the most unlikely of places.

Scroll down for more funny pregnancy problems that all parents will no doubt relate to. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

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    #2

    Going Shopping

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    Sparked Silly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband documenting style is very "on an expedition into the unknown" <3

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    #3

    My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live

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    #4

    Sorry

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    Steve Bowman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It rather ought to be "Sorry for whatever I did".

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    #5

    Morning Nausea

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    Ntosh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaa, I can totally relate. Not just the breath, his deodorant, cologne was making nauseous. He had to be completely fragrant free before he could get close to me.

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    #7

    When You Need A Little Extra Help

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    vikki
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really want a husband like this, but I'm a d**k. 😥😥😥

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    #8

    Nice Messages

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    #11

    The Grocery List My Pregnant Wife Sent Me To The Store With

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she may want some cereal.

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    #13

    Note To Self

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    Taryn Wallace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never take away ANY woman's ice cream...what the hell were you thinking???

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    #15

    Pregnancy Disappointments

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    3ke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something would've said when we were expecting.

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    #17

    Pregnant Wife

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    Monia Monika
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... When someone's hungry... Everything can happen

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    #18

    The Struggle

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    Roxane Milko
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to put all your stuff on high shelves then!

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    #21

    A Croissant

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    Misterscooter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only one thing getting you back in the house.

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    #22

    She's Threatening Me With A Divorce Over Fast Food

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    Frost Heartfilia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao he about to skip divorce and go straight to funeral lol

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    #23

    I Don't Know If We Have Enough Pickles!

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never have too many pickles.

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    #24

    Pregnant Wife

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    Misterscooter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that baby some Vitamin D. Or to Springfield.

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    #25

    Better Not Open This Tupperware

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like the juxtaposition of the sparkly pink ink with the threats of violence.... only way it could make me happier would be if the exclamation points had hearts instead of dots...

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    #26

    Didn't Even Get The Car Started And She's Opened The Muffins... She Started Crying When I Laughed At Her

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    #28

    Do We Need...?

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife went all winter without blankets. Bonus points: I never got in trouble for stealing them.

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    #30

    Apples And Peanut Butter

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be so nice to have a healthy craving...

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    #32

    Finally

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife says: Your smell is making me nauseous. Husband: Ok babe, I'l sleep in the spare. Wife: No! Leave your pillow here! I need it to smell you! Husband: *backs away slowly

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    #36

    Pregnant Wife

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    #38

    Trying To Survive

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    #39

    Pregnant Wife Forgot To Put Filling In My Sandwich Due To Her Mooshbrain

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    Barbara Velasquez
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about doing your own lunch ? she"s already making you a baby :p

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    #40

    Lmao! My Poor Hubby, Maybe If They Made The Vanilla In Neopolitan Ice Cream Taste Better I'd Eat It

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    mocochang
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh it's the same at my house and no one is pregnant

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    #41

    Why Yes, My Wife Is Pregnant. Why Do You Ask?

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    sh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen these Best Maid pickles in my life, and here they are twice in one post. Same person or popular pickles? We may never know.

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    #44

    Pregnant Wife

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    tara skogly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was expecting my third I craved smoked mackerel and demanded hubby to buy some..it was 11 at night. He woke up an old pakistani neighbour of ours who owned a store. The old man jumped out of bed and drove straight to the store to get me some <3 He had 9 children.

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    #45

    Food Trips

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    makenzie stephenson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even close to a blizzard. Not even a dusting. Were i come from 2 feet of snow is needed to even delay school lol

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    #47

    Surviving Her Perfect Temperature

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    tara skogly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 months pregnant hubby found me sound asleep on the balkony...with a thin nightgown. It was in the midle of december...in Norway...

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    #48

    Pregnant Wife

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to adjust the heigth, jar is too high, requires to much efforts to get them.

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    #51

    No Exercise, Please

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    Sparked Silly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You brave little b*tch. Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant.

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    #52

    Time To Make Some Pee

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    #53

    Sleep And Cookies

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    Becky Csernik
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be normal for my husband.. #notpregnant

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    #54

    Ups

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    Isabel Care
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More? There is no more. You drank the whole fairy! (True Blood)

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    #55

    My Pregnant Wife Went To Buy Some Milk And Baby Formula...

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    #57

    Wife Needs To Keep The House A Nice Balmy 60 Degrees To Be Able To Nap For Work...

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    Steve Bowman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us living in a country with normal measurement units, it's 15,5° C. ;)

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    #58

    An Ordinary Day

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morning sickness is a stupid name. ALL the damn hours sickness would be way better.

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    #60

    Pregnancy Cravings

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    Lillian Chesak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the cake: I'm so full I couldn't eat anymore!

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    #61

    What My Pregnant Wife Packs To Go Shopping

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    #62

    Things My Pregnant Wife Just Said

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    #64

    The Doughnut Nibbler Strikes Again!

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please remove those few yellow sprinkles from this donut, they are messing with my counts, lol

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    #65

    I Turned Around And Saw My Pregnant Wife Carrying A Tub Of Clothes Labeled "Maternity"

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