35 Funny Tumblr Posts Students Will Probably Relate To

THIS SHOULD BE WINNING THE THREAD, NOT #22!!!

Doesn't all the money go to the publisher too, not the actual authors?

You're paying for the research and the time spent writing the book, not the materials. Same way you buy a movie and you're paying for the production, not the cost of the disk.

About that (printer) ink...

the number of rude poems i've written about my first period teacher...

Is there a way to make a career as a salt-water crocodile expert without doing any fieldwork? Because you really don't want to do giant crocodile fieldwork if you can help it.

When attention to detail is a curse

My AP Lit teacher always said to write until it makes sense…it has helped a good few times so far.

I wish that would happen to me

For an assignment once I had to measure parasite load in this species of shrimp. While doing so it became pretty evident that this population was protandric (a type of sex change), despite the species being confirmed as non-protandric decades ago. Presented the research to my professor, who didn't care, and I didn't have the resources to pursue it myself. One day that population will be "discovered" as a new species or subspecies and I will get zero credit. This dude should honestly be proud that his professor took him seriously and supported him in such a cool finding.

I think lots of us are just night owls.

Ooooooooooooohhhh. Prince. Prints. I’m an idiot, idiotically.

I actually had a professor that slept most of the day. His first class was at like 2:30 in the afternoon and he point blank told us if we had questions, to email at night of we needed immediate communication

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Snow White sang that song, not Sleeping Beauty...

During graduate school, if a professor assigned their own work, they also just provided us with a copy.

I had a sixth form Geography teacher who literally wrote the textbook. He was paid 2p per copy sold.

Bwahaha. thats dope 😂

How to get students automatically engaged in your class…brilliant

Lucky. I had like 2 or 3 books written by the professor of a class and he made us buy them. Psssst go to chegg or Amazon not ur bookstore

A doctor who reference ? I like that. Take my upvote.

As an American that would still be confusing. Did the event happen when you were a freshman in high school or college? Still doesn’t also answer the question because your age doesn’t indicate your education level. My first year of college the youngest person in one of my classes had just turned 17 and the oldest was in their 50’s.

That’s why it’s just 1st to 6th year in Ireland. It’s just easier

Sixth form is a thing in England. We don’t have it here in Scotland.

Poms be like "I'm in sixth class" and Aussies are confused. "For today? or for the week?"

There are different words for the languages spoken in China. 中文 is kind of a catch-all for any language spoken in China. 粤语 refers specifically to Cantonese. 普通话 is often translated as Mandarin, but literally means "the common language." If the slide said 我不会说中文, then "I don't speak Chinese" would be the best translation.