ADVERTISEMENT

Twitter has its own unique vibe and energy. Any of you Pandas who have ever been on the platform probably know what we’re talking about—the platform is unlike any other social media site. For better or for worse… usually both!

Comedian Trevor Lewis, who is from Illinois but is now based in Los Angeles in California, created ‘The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2’ as a way to show the highest highs and lowest lows that the platform has to offer. The Facebook group has amassed nearly 175k members since being founded in September 2021. And its popularity is all because of its relatable content and the candid tweets that it features.

Scroll down for the best of the worst and the best of the best, dear Pandas. Hold on to your hats because it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists, turns, laughs, and groans, dear Pandas. These tweets are bound to restore your faith in humanity, potentially make you lose it again, only to restore it again.

Bored Panda got in touch with the creator of the group, Trev, and he was kind enough to answer our questions. He told us all about the inspiration behind the group, its success, and why Twitter is how it is. We also reached out to talk about Twitter with comedy writer and author Ariane Sherine, who has been actively using the social media platform for over a decade now. So she's got a pretty good handle on the site's pulse and atmosphere. Read on for both interviews.

More info: Facebook (Group) | Facebook (Trev) | Website | Twitter | YouTube

#1

Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

Stephanie Did It
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every employee in a nursing home should be a resident for at least one week. Things would change.

Laugh or not
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every employee in a nursing home should receive a decent salary, have a reasonable workload and be properly trained. Until the companies managing nursing homes provide that, the situation is not going to improve.

Load More Replies...
Donna Webber
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then the nursing home needs to pay a decent wage to make it ok to work there and deal with difficult patients. Some caregivers are overworked and paid sh1tty wages

LagoonaBlueColleen
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not the fault of the elderly. How much are you wanting to get paid to fake treating others with dignity and kindness?

Load More Replies...
Lakota Wolf
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We cared for my dad at home for 20 years. There were a few times he had to go to a care facility when he needed extra medical care. It always broke my heart when I’d go to stay with my dad (he needed a 24/7 caregiver present) and I’d see the overworked staff AND the sometimes-neglected patients. I wanted to become the adoptive granddaughter to all the residents :(

LagoonaBlueColleen
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would make it easier on the staff if families came around to help out every week or so. Unfortunately, some senior care homes are barring families from the premises due to the neglectful, filthy conditions they don't want people on the outside to see. There was a big bust during 2020 and 2021 when it was found seniors were abandoned for a month in one nursing home.

Load More Replies...
John Topper
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easy to say until you're a nurse or tech trying to take care of 30 people for a barely livable wage.

LagoonaBlueColleen
Community Member
3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

Load More Replies...
Sara Blu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby listen I worked at a state facility and got a management position. I love food and other peoples birthdays. At least once a month we were having a birthday party or some type of celebration. My buildings attendance improved and client behaviors were down. Treat them as humans and appreciate the staff and it will work wonders.

Sami
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes they are extremely short staffed. Please be kind about the conditions they are work under as well. I know at one place here there are 30 residents to one nurse...

EQXL
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah start paying people for what you want them to do. My experience is that most people in healthcare work there because they've got heart for it. Elas it's the pay and shitty treatment that makes them sour. If you don't like where your loved ones are....pay more or do it yourself. Yes this is easy talk...

joop
Community Member
3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

Load More Replies...
Mary August
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Correction. IT IS a workplace, they are paid workers. Argee on everything else.

ohjojo (you/your's)
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two things I didn't understand. When my mom was living there they used to change the nurses and the caretakers all the time so she would never know who she was having. With memory issues they would always be oh she remembers me she knows my name. It wasn't a game. Just tell her your name over and over again if you have to. And let her have a relationship with you. Don't constantly change the caretakers. Let them have some kind of real responsibility to the patient. And the other thing is the caretakers and nurses will always talking about oh when I get home I'm going to do this or I can't wait to get home because I'm going to do this or that or I'm so excited to be out of here for the weekend. These people don't get to go home for the weekend or they don't get to get out of here at the end of the day. It was thoughtless. That is all

Emma Mae Winiarski
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad this even needs to be told to ppl, we live in an effed up world..Those ppl need to take a step back and think what if it were their mom or dad getting mistreated and abused the way a lot of elderly do in those places..very sad 😔 😔

View more comments

'The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2' wasn't the first group that Trev had created. He's had a lot of experience and runs quite a few groups. "I had created some other Facebook groups before, including the very first Baby Yoda meme group, 'Baby Yoda’s Strong Force Memes," he said, adding that the Baby Yoda group (sadly) no longer exists.

"I began to notice a lot of the posts people submitted were just screenshots of Tweets, so I thought to myself, 'I should make a group that is dedicated entirely to Tweets!'" Trev told us that's when things clicked for him.

"I think the group is successful because people are very curious to see what everyone online is talking about, but most of the time they only personally use one or two apps. Nobody has the time or energy to be extremely active on every site. Our group offers Facebook users an easy way to see the biggest moments from Twitter without having to spend a bunch of time scrolling through another app, or even open an account," he said that his group is like a bridge to Twitter for those people on Facebook.

ADVERTISEMENT
RELATED:
    #2

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    Beavs Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not cryi- Oh heck na I AM CRYING AND YOU ARE TOO

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, same thing happened to us! Our dog is an uncommon breed, and one day we were with him at the dog park and saw some people walking past with another dog from the same breed who looked just like him. Not only did it turn out they came from the same breeder and had the same mother, but they had the same name!

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like those things where siblings are reunited. this is just a bit cuter and fluffier

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bring the wrong one back. But, nevermind

    Oriphyra Xilphine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its so cute! also the fluffy little bum (:

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just adopted a GSD mix out of a litter of 8. I hope we meet up with one of his siblings like this someday.

    View more comments
    #3

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I never even thought about that before...

    Joie Stangland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel awful but I hadn't even thought of this. I know we are so whitewashed here, but this did not cross my mind. I'm so glad someone is trying to fix it! I need to pay more attention!

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO GLAD this is happening. Late, but never too late.

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only recently can you buy bandages for different skin tones...can only imagine what needs to be done with actual medicine.

    Ari Trionfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something that worries me so much. I'm in school right now to be an EMT and every time we learn about symptoms to look for, they only teach us how to see signs on white skin. I think I'm gonna research it myself before I actually go into the Field

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a psychology major, and had a prof who focused about a quarter of his class on Black people and mental illness. Some of the students were resistant, but it just makes sense. Why would you not want as much information as possible to better treat your patients?

    Black Karen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine being "resistant" to learning about people who are not exactly like you. This is shameful.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments

    Trev believes that Twitter, as a whole, has some of the brightest people online using it. At the same time, the way the platform works can also make some folks aggressive. "Like any social media site, Twitter’s algorithm can inspire people to be more aggressive and controversial for attention. However, I do think it is the funniest and smartest social media site overall. The trending topics encourage people to discuss the top news stories of the day, which gives it more substance," he told us.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    "It also is the app public figures use most, which means it allows regular citizens to directly share their voice with and criticize people in power more often than other sites."

    Trev opened up to Bored Panda that he's originally from a small, rural town in Illinois, called Canton. Eventually, he moved to LA to work with audio/video production in the entertainment industry. He's also a standup comedian and internet personality.

    "My collection of Facebook groups, which we call Trevbook, currently has over 250,000 members in total. 'The Best and Worst Of Twitter' is the largest. I also just started a podcast and YouTube channel called 'Trev Show' where I talk about many of the same stories that are trending on Twitter."

    #4

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    MrSkinnyGenes Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, tbh. Did anyone even watch the nominated films? If so, what was it?

    Raverny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enchanto won best animated movie :D

    Load More Replies...
    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to think of it, perhaps the slap was planned in order to publicise the Oscars.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will Smith deserves an Oscar for "Most exciting thing that happened in the Oscars".

    Jenny Rosbach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true! We were like, where was this?! Oh the Oscars are still happening?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost hope in those awards, so many wonderful films go unnoticed or without recognition. Which is in addition to the big names usually taking the prizes...looking at you Disney.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear ya, but that's why this year's big winner ("CODA" for Best Picture) should have grabbed all the headlines. It was the first time a big-time studio movie didn't win ("CODA" was distributed by Apple TV+) and the first time the majority of the cast were deaf. The guy that won Best Supporting Actor, Troy Kotsur, has been a real delight on the congratulatory interview circuit.

    Load More Replies...
    Z Kalnina
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hollywood could stop existing for all I care. Most people I know cannot afford to (or don't want to) follow it anyway. Either time, or money, or commitment or just lack of interest.

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, Roman Polanski is still a member and gets standing ovations in absentia, and top profile stars are still willing to work with him. The whole Will Smith thing is a farce. No, he shouldn't have slapped the guy. But I'd rather see a guy slap someone in defense of his wife (understandable even though crossing the line), than idolizing pedophiles.

    It's Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forget every day. I’m quite satisfied with this.

    Marshall Leonardo Matthers III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Jada Pinkett Smith slapped Chris Rock behind the scene...

    View more comments
    #5

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that standard I would be a tugboat

    lenka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be living in the Swiss hills with my grandfather and spending my days with a goat herder boy.

    Load More Replies...
    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm angry that I didn't grow up to be a hobbit with a magic ring.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It explains why I'm not a fairy or a princess too! 🧚🏻‍♀️👑

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i lol'ed.... loudly.... good post.

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly why am I not a magician or a warewolf ???

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were the case I'd be a dinosaur roaming Isla Nublar.

    Robin Winterberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be a wild thing ..even though I now live where the wild things are ,I am still mostly quite and reserved

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the secret, if a book can turn you trans or gay, you were already trans or gay

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we follow this logic, then my love of sci-fi and my collection of additional books from childhood until now would make me some kind of alien. Only question remaining is what kind. Klingon? Borg? Yeerk? Hork Bajir? Goa'uld? Asgard? V'ornn? A Grey? A Grey from a different universe?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If video games counted towards becoming XYZ& or whatever, i'd be space god.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    That pigeon ->
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's the reason I can get books for my siblings

    Load More Replies...
    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our good guy super hero club I guess she's the queen since Betty White died 😭😭😭😭😭

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. She's a wonderful philanthropist and I've loved her since 9 to 5.

    Load More Replies...
    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly is a national treasure.

    Mmm K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the reasons why I love Dolly so much 😂

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though I'm STILL sad we've lost Betty, it's wonderful we still have Dolly.

    View more comments

    Comedy writer and social media expert Ariane shared her insights about Twitter as a platform. "I think Twitter attracts more intelligent and witty users than other social media networks because it's primarily text-based and lends itself to brevity, concision, and humor. People also seem to be a lot more cynical on there, and angrier too. The character limit differentiates it from every other network, enabling you to read posts more quickly. I personally love it and am on there all the time. Feel free to follow me at @ArianeSherine!" she said.

    Ariane told Bored Panda that Twitter "is definitely darker" than other social media sites. However, she thinks that makes it more genuine. "I kind of like that though, it's real," she said.

    #7

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why my dog's legal breed name is: teacup parti poodle 🐩🥳

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my dog had a very bad haircut, I would say to him " Oh God, what have they done to you" in such a cheering voice and he was jumping for joy hahaha

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just happy if you're happy. They live for you, and they feel your happiness as theirs. We don't deserve dogs.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day is their birthday yaaay!!!

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For fun, look up "start dancing in front of your dog and see what they do" videos.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #8

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly certain the comments on this are going to be evenly split between those who will take this at face value and hate on the poster, and those who recognise it as satire.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember our daughter coming up to me when she was 6 and asking "Dad, what are stars made of?" I told her about the big balls of nuclear fire in space and how their own gravity holds them together and all the science stuff when she looked into her hand and said "So, not glitter then?" and that's when I saw the card, glue stick and glitter.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, satire, beautiful satire.

    Thrasher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.....

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    shae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory yes, in practice my self esteem hasn't made the journey yet

    lenka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on your for recognising. If you are not YET able to do this because you don't feel you deserve to be treated respectfully..... perhaps flip it around. It is easier as a starting point, to believe that, at the very least..... you don't deserve to be abused and disrespected - because NO-ONE deserves to be treated like that.

    Load More Replies...
    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A LOT of couples would break up if that became a defining thing. Good riddance

    Twan J. Ponte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should never accomodate disrespect. But forcing people out of your life aint the answer either. This will only result in hurt feelings and possibly spite or even hatred! This causes many people to go out on the street and protest. And there is that person you forced out... In the counterprotest... Throwing rocks at you... Dont breed hate!! Try to understand the other guy's perspective. Even if you dont agree.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl power

    Andrea Delden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this and had to give it an upvote even if I had to spoil a perfect number 444.

    Leena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just closed this web page to go find that phrase and make it what shows up every time my boss calls me

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I really needed to read this right now. Exactly right.

    Deanna Crichley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather be alone, than wishing I was.

    View more comments

    "To avoid getting canceled, just steer clear of hot button topics like race, etc, because it's very easy to inadvertently say the wrong thing, and try not to make any jokes that could be misconstrued as your genuine opinion, even if you're just being ironic."

    Ariane told us that she's been on Twitter for over 13 years now and is a huge fan of the site.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    "The positives for me are: meeting great people I otherwise wouldn't have, learning about fun trends such as Wordle which would otherwise have passed me by, keeping up with news stories and hot takes on them, discovering cool accounts like @fesshole, getting DM'd with work opportunities, going viral with jokes," she said, adding that it's also the place to meet great journalists like yours truly.

    #10

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up, I'm coming too

    gay insomniac assassin panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would you mind an under age kid coming to get away from their brother? I'd bring my own apple juice! and cookies!

    Load More Replies...
    Angie E
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who calls animal control over a wild animal doing what wild animals do 🤔

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tree has 2 racoon babies that look happy as pie to roll around with each other

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your spirit animal manifests.

    Sherman Von Gee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you call animal control about a fucken wild animal being a damn wild animal?? That's THE RACCOONS TREE! Like... she's just sitting at home and you're over here calling the animal cops on her. Ok Karen...

    View more comments
    #11

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too loud at this. Brilliant !

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shaking prescription for antidepresants

    shae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if only she would pay it

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /shakes literal physical scars and self-deprecating sense of humor used as a defense mechanism XD

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aggressively shakes bipolar meds

    Toni Ahlgren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaking a bottle of X***x would make a nicer sound though.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't shake that. She just gave me dinner she just made and its beef stew. I shake that were gonna have a big mess on our hands...

    View more comments
    #12

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    door handles want to give you a hug

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're angry, you move slightly faster. Your patience is lower and you rush things subconsciously. This throws your own personal timings with the world around you out of sync and everything seems to go imperceptibly slower, so when you do something that your mind considers automatically correct, you move too fast and mess up. Such as opening a door. Normally you open it and step through. Angry you yanks the door open leaving your arm in the wrong position, and you rush through with everything in the wrong position and the door is not open wide enough. This also applies to everything else that goes wrong when you are angry and makes you angrier and more prone to make mistakes

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. But angry-me does not want to hear this

    Load More Replies...
    Mouse Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you wants to rip your clothes off and break the door!

    Adam merkle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weight of the anger and frustration shortens you to doorknob height.

    sara Attar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! That's a really good question!!

    It's Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know why this only started happening to me about 15 years ago. I mean I know one reason In one place that I cannot go to anymore but …

    MPS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you are like Miranda

    View more comments

    Trev’s Facebook group is very inclusive and he wants everyone to feel safe. Any bullying or degrading comments of any kind are now allowed.

    What’s more, the group greatly frowns upon any misinformation, conspiracy theories, and fake news. Posting anything like that can get you banned not only from this Facebook group but from all of the ones linked to it.

    Comedian Trev is very right to be so strict about misinformation. In this day and age, it’s easier than ever to spread it, whether intentionally or otherwise.

    #13

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone doesn't read QR codes and I'm fine with that.

    Gypsy Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Just point the camera at the code lol

    Load More Replies...
    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to try to not spread covid. But they could just print them on cheap paper.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard shady people can print out a fake QR code and tape it on top of the authentic one on a menu or table at a restaurant and can actually really mess around with whoever scans the fake code :O

    Ranch Dressing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can order with the QR code and not have to speak with anyone- I love it!

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am here to eat. Not to whip out the addiction plastic. If you are too cheap to have a physical menu ready, then I am too cheap to tip.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the server's fault. Tip, but skip out on the bill.

    Load More Replies...
    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen X-er here and I agree. but I know this is inevitable. Look if you're going that route, make sure your damn site is lightweight enough and works with all types of phones.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Including the ones that don't read QR codes! Maybe just print it on paper?

    Load More Replies...
    Sarah Kramis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when you don't get internet in their establishment and they don't have wifi 🙄

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda dont mind if the menu is online but give me the url not a qr code most qr code apps suck (our covid app has been surprisingly good)

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to scan a QR code to get the instructions on how to set up or use my digital thermometer. There was a sheet explaining the safety warnings in 10 languages but they couldn't just tell you quickly how the batteries should be placed and to hold the trigger to turn it on. Had to look up a youtube video to figure out why the damn thing didn't want to turn on.

    View more comments
    #14

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm that this is true. The system is broken, things cost too much money.

    That pigeon ->
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Box of bandaids: 7-10 dollars me: bro I'm broke from buying a gallon of milk, some eggs, gas and other groceries 🥲

    Load More Replies...
    Who cares what I think, but...
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the System is definitely working - for those getting overly rich from the rest of us!

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s because the money dragons of capitalism are hoarding it all

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not being talked about as a social crisis at government level?

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One side of the aisle is not only talking about it, but trying to do something about it.

    Load More Replies...
    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I graduated with two Bachelors degrees. I planned to get my Masters, then life happened. Now, because I need insurance, which means I have to work full time, and no program I could find would accept part time students in the program I wanted, I work at a drug store, just now making $15 an hour, and live with my parents. I'm 39 YO. I tried looking into online, but the cheapest program I found was $92,000, plus expenses, because it required several weeks training on-location, which meant airfare, room rentals, food, rental car, gas...the system is definitely broken.

    Katarzyna B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally understand. I have no idea how to do school for what I want. I don't live with my parents, fortunately, but also never had the luck of finding a long term partner. So I feel stuck. Shouldn't be so hard to get education to do better.

    Load More Replies...
    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't live with my parents because of the system. I live with them because my husband died and I don't do well alone.

    Robert DeWindt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join a trade. I’m 27 and supporting a wife and two kids. I own a home and two vehicles. We can’t all be doctors or scientists.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Dan Price (and his hair)!

    View more comments
    #15

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    michaelcheque Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Cat's POV: My hooman is so annoying. Bro, you've known me for 9 years. WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO REMIND YOU TO GIVE ME FOOD!? And after the reminder, you act like you didn't need it in the first place!

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feed the cat every day and play with her but who's her favorite hooman? My granddaughter, who basically ignores her and the cat sits across the room and stares at her and follows her wherever she goes and sleeps with her. Cat logic 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Load More Replies...
    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is very reasonable and polite. He'll put his front paws on my leg, indicating he wants to sit in my lap. I will tell him no, and he will go away. (And then come back and do it again and again and again and again and again and again at 2 minute intervals, until I let him sit on my lap)

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, cats. Mine forgets I've fed her, after ive just fed her.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, SHE hasn’t forgotten. She’s hoping that YOU’VE forgotten, so you’ll feed her again XD

    Load More Replies...
    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are 180 degrees different. They’re like, ‘Huh? What? Food? You mean …. I get food!?!’ Every day. Like they’ve never had it before

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. Lucky. I get glared at and when I acknowledge his stare and tell him it's too early I get the foot shuffle and some backtalk

    Load More Replies...
    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new foster kitty is the QUIETEST cat I have ever met. I'll pet her, and she'll be purring up a storm, but you could only tell by feeling her ribcage vibrating. Every time I get home, she'd run to the door to greet me in total silence. After 1 month in my care, she has finally started to quietly mew, 1-3 times, while I am filling her wet food dish.

    Deanna Crichley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro. I told you that breakfast time is exactly 517AM. You have ONE JOB.

    FreshlyWashedHoodie 🇺🇦️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my kitty Mora in a nutshell. Every morning like clockwork, at 5:30 "MEOW! MMMMMEOW!!!" translation: "even though you didn't fall asleep till 2am because of your awful, unmedicated anxiety, I require my breakfast. So. You know. Get your @$$ up"

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of us can relate to that “bleary stumble to the kitchen to get kitty breakfast then back to bed” moment 😂 but for real I hope you can find some help/easy-to-acquire meds for your anxiety 🧡

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments

    Previously, Bored Panda spoke to news and social media expert Mike Sington, from LA, about why people tend to lie on the internet. He believes that part of the answer is that it’s done for the sake of attention.

     "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush," social media expert Mike told Bored. "The monster feeds itself."

    #16

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    shae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a sweater. Or a raincoat. Or just a dog, that works fine

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked by a group of teenagers who were trying to be 'tough'. Had my Jack Russell Terrorist who was about 4 months old in my jacket. Stopped, pulled him out and instant 5 year olds - "A Puppy!!!"

    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know how to put a hat on a Rottweiler let me know.

    ButterflyMcQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it something to chew on as a distraction. A cookie, a bone, a small child, whatever you have handy.

    Load More Replies...
    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will also work with a cat if you have trained said cat to walk on a leash and harness. Bonus points if the cat is wearing an adorable outfit as well.

    Marshall Leonardo Matthers III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just do that in a onesie and nothing, but underwear beneath it

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembering my children's delight in a dog wearing a Christmas jumper makes me smile every time I think of it.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dog! *Hint look at my profile pic*

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'll do this with my dog. Great tip!

    View more comments
    #17

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I bet the spark when you picked her up was painful.

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't even tell that was a pup until I enlarged the pic.

    Chamber Laine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, that's what baby ewoks look like....

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how it kinda looks like she's thinking "You need a f****n hobby or something!".

    Monica Leigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one of those spikey caterpillars.

    View more comments
    #18

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also skin cancer, probably

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't sunbathe for fun, they were working and possibly wearing more clothing than a bikini or budgie smuggler

    Luna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ancestors didn't have toothpaste, but I'm pretty grateful that I'm still allowed to use all of my teeth

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they wore hats and long clothes even in summer

    MMcD
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to that, though I’ll add hats to it. When I go to a baseball game on a hot day I wonder how people did it 100 years ago. If I’m sweating in a tshirt and shorts how would I have been in a long dress? How did men wear suits?

    Load More Replies...
    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine came from northern england the didn't need it!

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their sunscreen was bonnets, and other big hats, and not leaving much other skin to show besides hands. And lots of light fabrics that don't absorb the sunlight.

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't live long enough to develop skin cancer...since 40 was considered a very advanced age.

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read that that’s kind of a myth - it wasn’t uncommon to die at that age, many people died young, but there were plenty of people living into their 50s/60s/70s/80s all throughout the history of humanity. 40 year olds have never been “old people!”

    Load More Replies...
    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever wondered why your ancestors had a shorter life expectancy?

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also died around 30 -40. That was old

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to play outside from sunup to sundown all summer long. My melanin was working overtime.

    View more comments
    #19

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    shae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know naming a tortoise Susan is not the less weird option

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But c'mon that's an awesome name! 🐢

    René Studer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable, after all, it is the tortoise that must not be named.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chirpy cat was named Queen LaPeepa. The vet's staff loved it

    Madzdad the Bard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two piglets named Hamlet and Notorious P.I.G., nothing wrong with Voldetort!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as good as Ferret Beulah that was on a tv show.

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Guinea pigs are called Oxford And Cambridge And my vět found it hillarious

    robin woordes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call it Rafael.. Or Michaelangelo.. You know.. Turtle names

    View more comments
    #20

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    visagermusic Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog has achieved a life that most only dream of.

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a huge deal and everyone should be paying attention, he looks insanely handsome in that hat and this should be international front page news. Also what do you think he’s eating

    Load More Replies...
    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not pretending. Bruno comes in for his lunch and a pint at 12pm every day. He has had a hard day of fetching sticks, chasing cars and tail wagging and it's his break for the day. Leave him alone or just say hi to Bruno and give him a smile. No pets though, he is on his lunch break

    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hat is really fetching.

    Katmama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to go to that bar now

    MRSS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it is NOT A BIG DEAL!!! In fact this is the best thing I have seen in month's!!

    mm65851
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he stand out? Those hats are very in-style now...

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well the dog wants to try new things! like when people try and do memes like eating their pet’s food

    Marshall Leonardo Matthers III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Don't you want your dog to be exactly like that? Are you jealous?

    Arcade Fire_Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s cause everyone is drunk. *smiles sarcastically*

    View more comments
    #21

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, but (insert offending words here)

    Lyn Arnold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are 'brutally honest' are more interested in the brutal than the honesty.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brutal honesty is one of those things that can be extremely beneficial when done correctly. Just the facts. No blame or shame. And only when someone is in some form of personal danger. Such as loosing a job or loved one because of their own disrespectful or even toxic behavior. I will give it to you carefully and with empathy and compassion. Once.

    Load More Replies...
    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like that are the reason why I immediately dislike anyone who says BS like "I'm just being blunt/playing devil's advocate!". Because then they act like any negative response from you is now automatically your own fault.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But playing Devil's advocate isn't about honesty, it's about taking a step back at a situation and trying to get a perspective from the other side. More likely it leads to "what ifs" and, if done diplomatically, can bring enlightenment to an otherwise one-sided conversation. It doesn't have to be right or wrong, though.

    Load More Replies...
    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever someone says “I’m not racist, but…” the next thing to come out of their mouth is incredibly racist.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one really annoys me. I have yet to meet anyone who does not have some form of bigotry they have to work on. Even if it's thinking blue eyes are somehow superior to green. And it's all just as stupid as that. And includes me

    Load More Replies...
    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not 'telling it like it is", you are just making yourself feel superior by making somebody else feel inferior.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the words, its the tone of deliverance.

    Louise Platiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever a statement such as."I don't mean to be rude" or "I don't want to hurt you" is followed by "but", expect the exact thing they said they didn't want or didn't mean to do. The first part of that sentence was just a lie.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all due respect, you are complete and utter (redacted) from all those (redacted) that I know

    View more comments

    Meanwhile, physicist Steven Wooding from the UK told Bored Panda that the first thing you should do if you doubt a fact or piece of news is to use trusted fact-checking services. Some of these include PolitiFact.com and FactCheck.org.

    "I think that while reading the news every day, we should never forget that the world is a complicated place. The events that occur are usually the result of multiple processes rather than a single cause," he said that there’s rarely a simple answer to complicated issues. And we shouldn’t expect to find simple solutions.

    #22

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    clichedout Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 this store is on fireeeee 🎵 edit: woahh that’s a lot of upvotes

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't need no water, let the motherf***er burn!

    Load More Replies...
    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whole other mood level in itself.

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im mentally that produce guy

    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s customer service.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. That was pretty much the attitude of myself and all my co-workers when I worked in a grocery store.

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's... an honest response...

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    former Walmart employee, very relatable .

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Balls of Fire, or Grape of Wrath

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all feel like that more than we care to admit.

    View more comments
    #23

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot lying awake four hours thinking about all the above

    Robyn Bowns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where the existential dread and the self pact happen 😒

    Load More Replies...
    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You explained my days. Do I have adhd?

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that ! i don't hate myself, a hate my-tomorrow-self (or my-yesterday-self hates me, not sure)

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i looked at symtoms of adhd once and i think i have adhd but lmao i shouldnt have adhd, and apparently all the things on the list but one are things i do in daily life so lmao wut

    JayCee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: Tylenol is often used as a remedy for existential dread. It's in the long list of directions and side effects that comes with the bottle!

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the same. I procrastinate so much even my death would be delayed.

    R Burke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition the fixation on WHEN you FINALLY fix it all....how it will all look and make all those other issues just disappear.....

    Stevo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been diagnosed or anything, but are you me?

    View more comments
    #24

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    virtuoso_22 Report

    robin woordes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was an edit for amatures. Took me three times reading to understand

    Load More Replies...
    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right? Its like, "I wouldn't wish this paper cut on my worst enemy!" Who's your enemy? A snail?

    AW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever people say that, they think of even worse things to wish on their enemies. This is only the PG rated version

    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do wish stuff like stuff on my worst enemy. Sometimes stuff plus other stuff. Double stuff. With a side of stuff.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make love, not hate! ✌🏻☮️

    Masen Silas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was a terrible human, words cant even describe. I dont hate her or wish her anything but the best because im NOT her and dont want to be. She died alone so karma hasmy back anyways

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't HATE anyone, that's not an issue, so when I say that it's probably true.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to do something wrong, do it right! ~Joey Tribbiani

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do think of my worst enemies getting it, then l feel bad for thinking that.

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter how much you may hate another person. If you've truly been through something traumatic mentally, physically, or both you'd never want anyone anywhere ever to feel pain like that.

    View more comments

    "If a theory explaining an aspect of reality has monocausal tendencies (or even shamelessly presents itself as monocausal), it is highly likely to be wrong. We should develop a habit of thinking about this every time we hear a theory supposed to explain some 'hidden truth' to us. Then, if you think to yourself, 'Wow, that sounds pretty monocausal!'—it's a sign you should do your research,” Steven told Bored Panda.

    #25

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    shae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this were always true because I would love to find the woman I got cheated on with and let her know I was pregnant and he was probably lying to both of us but I don't even know where to begin

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The FBI should just be full of mum’s

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner is a search trainned and still can't find his own socks lol

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why your wife can find things in the house you can't. The criminals are probably just standing behind a jar of mayo.

    Knights Dagger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, if I’m gay does that come back around to me, my friends started calling me Houdini because I could find lost things so easily.

    Super P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. I would look for something in the fridge or cabinet for what seemed like forever and my wife would come and find immediately!

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the FBI should be made up of mums and wives. They can go around finding lost pants and squeezing enough toothpaste for a family of 20 out of the empty bottle and sort out the spices by smell alone, all while tracking down the boys that cheated on their daughters 30 years ago and going undercover at birthday parties to keep an eye on the local Karen(s)

    Marshall Leonardo Matthers III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, isn't that what FBI wants you to think that way?

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what the bureau wants you to think.

    AbbyNormal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband thought a uterus was a homing device. I told him, "no more than a penis is a divining rod".

    View more comments
    #26

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    SparkleOmarase Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. Thought it was common

    Abigail Coty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also I have nosy siblings and don’t really want to explain all of my messages 😅

    Load More Replies...
    april jenkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    phones flipped so screen won't get wet or dirty you dong head.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're more likely to wipe your hands before picking it up to check instead of just sliding a possibly damp or greasy finger across the screen

    Load More Replies...
    Simon Kendra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it so I dont get distracted by notifications when I am there for you, to listen to you, to enjoy you. Simple as that.

    Jono
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you have a pocket or a bag just put the damn phone away!

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge red flag if someone makes a fuss about not having access to your phone. That's controlling, shows no respect for boundaries and privacy, unhealthy compensation for insecurities and more often than not cheating themselves.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also would rather get spaghetti sauce on the cover than on the screen.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Learn to get food in your mouth

    Load More Replies...
    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're out with someone, your phone shouldn't even be on the table, imo. Your total attention should be on that person and not on your next notification.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Unless you have kids and need to know if the babysitter calls or something like that. But in general, absolutely.

    Load More Replies...
    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I want you to know I am there and you have my undivided attention I don’t take my phone out of my pocket.

    A_Human_Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying people put their phone face up?? It’s a lot harder and you would actually have to think about it if you wanted to put face up…

    View more comments
    #27

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right now i want to smash a brick at anyone because my aircon is loud and i cant get into a comfortable position

    Robin Garcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I totally get this. I have an autoimmune disease and when I flare up it's like my brain can only handle so much. Lights are too bright, there are too many people around, too many noises and my feet tell me they weren't made for standing.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ear plugs. You need to wear ear plugs. I wear them all day when I'm home.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this way on the bus and the more I take the bus the worse it gets. I have my earbuds in but that always seems to attract people who want someone's attention, so they gravitate towards me. The screechy fare boxes, the talking, the people playing music aloud, the shouting, the cramped spaces, feeling my arm being smushed into the window, the cigarettes and perfume, the flashing sunlight through the trees and blinding death rays from the glass skyscrapers. It's all too much.

    imontape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have adhd so i feel this

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to smack my whole family rn cuz they all yelling at be for something lmao

    XRaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sorry that I yelled at you my skin was on too tight"

    Pink Dahlia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me spread my toes and adjust my tongue.

    View more comments

    "The world is complicated: many processes are going on that we don't have time to follow, don't have the knowledge to explore, don't have an awareness of their existence. Conspiracy theories are usually simple: in their worldview, one cause determines everything (the world is ruled by lizard people, etc.)," he said why some people fall for conspiracies.

    #28

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else sprinkle their tumeric and be like: this golden powder is that which would give me eternal blessings from ancient gods!!! Just me? ok.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in the vitamins and supplements department at a grocery store for two and a half years. What you described is EXACTLY how I’d sell turmeric supplements to people XD

    Load More Replies...
    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have half a jar of Old Bay - I would be the king of Holland.

    C O S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you be the King of my country because of an American product? Also, whilst that would be very expensive indeed, we were the richest country in the world in the 17th century and still are the 4th richest in the world...

    Load More Replies...
    Tom Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my wife is slowly getting tired of me flinging open the cupboards with all the spices in and flamboyantly declaring "Behold! My baronial wealth!" whenever I need nutmeg.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone with indoor plumbing and a toilet is living better than an emperor

    Nicole Normand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to make a list of all my herbs and spices for labels the other day and stopped counting after 70.

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! We don’t have enough cupboard space for my BF’s spices!

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! We live like Emperor's of old.

    View more comments
    #29

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    MAHINDRA Report

    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then the DMLE would catch on- better stay in the ✨muggle✨ world

    Load More Replies...
    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That boi better bring me a tree cause I plan on quitting my job and opening up a cookie factory just for him!

    Cheese Dinner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this dog deserves all the cookies🥰

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My instant first knee-jerk thought: They better not be giving that goodest boi CHOCOLATE cookies!!

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was at a school in Brazil? (Correct me if I'm wrong) after watching students paying with paper money for their lunch he started coming with leaves for food.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out it was from a pot plant. That explains the dog's munchies and why the vendor took it in exchange

    View more comments
    #30

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just about put something back and I already own it!

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At work I prepared a drink fo a customer and it almost tumbled over so I yelped "STAND STILL!" And one customer walking around stopped dead in tracks, asking sheepishly "me?"

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in the store yesterday said "SUSIE WE NEED BREAD" and it scared the s**t outta me so I quickly grabbed bread even though there's other people named Susie as well and I forget that

    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once yelled at my dog (who was running to jump in the river while she was supposed to jump in the car) to come back that my neighbour's dog came and sat next to me :D

    Just saying
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the school playground I yelled to my son 'E____, stop that RIGHT NOW!'. A dad whose name was also E_____ jumped out of his skin.

    Leena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember the scenerio exactly but I know I've had this happen to me once before. Like I was doing something and a black mom yelled at her kid and I almost s**t my pants along with he kid. That's not racist that's acknowledging that black moms are f*****g scary.

    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bike isle at Walmart... Little boy said "But imma ride it at Dad's house! Please!" " She said "F*** him! Get yo a** off that d*** bike! You ain't gettn s***!" 🥺 I got off my bike, as well, 😂 got to the register and he was in line 2 registers away, looking defeated. Then she made him do all the work at the register.... She must really hate his dad.

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me you know when your ki is about to step on something or to touch something so you're "baby don't touch that/ don't step on the poo In Spain we say NIÑO/A NO TOQUES ESA MIERDA o NO PISES ESA MIERDA 😊❤

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you shop at walmart? gross

    Catarina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry that was me....still laughing tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    View more comments

    "They present (at least at first) a clear and lucid vision of the world—often based on Manichean [good vs. evil] opposition. They give the false impression of thoroughly understanding and explaining the world in a simple way," he said.

    "Studies prove that people who believe in one conspiracy theory are much more likely to believe in another. In this sense, I think that every conspiracy theory is wrong. They differ only in scale, but they are all part of the same mechanism."

    #31

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Bill Dolman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a true class act.

    Steph l
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took the words out of my mouth. Classy Lady

    Load More Replies...
    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to the parents that raised her right

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you may or may not love her work, but she knows how to show love and admiration

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around the time Born This Way came out, I knew a little girl with serious illnesses whose Make-A-Wish trip was to see and meet Lady Gaga. LG spent way more time with her than she had agreed to, really interacting and being just lovely.

    View more comments
    #32

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is so f****d up

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently went off on my high-schoolers principle over this. If my kids gotta pee they have to pee. My oldest had a uti.

    Load More Replies...
    A_Human_Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our school tried to ban going to the bathroom during class periods, like you could only go during passing period. On top of that most teachers would count you tardy if you came late because you were using the restroom… like what the crap

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or drink water from the water fountain for more than three literal seconds after playing outside / having PE in the crazy hot Central Texas weather. WTF was that? They didn't allow us to drink water in class. Did they want us dehydrated? Because that's how you get dehydrated.

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup this is why we don't learn because I am far to focused on not passing out and making sure that no one heard my stomach rumble then having a panic attack because I think someone heard my stomach rumble then asking to go to the toilet to have a panic attack in peace but the teacher says no so I have to sit and have a panic attack in class and it's getting worse cuz I think everyone is watching me and I'm about to pass out because of low blood sugar but I'm not aloud to eat in class... F****d up indeed

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I peed on the floor in third grade, just before lunch. "I can wait!"

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the days of raising your hand and wiggling it with increasing intensity as your teacher ignored you. Some teachers would pretend like they didn’t see you at all. And there was always that ONE teacher who wouldn’t let you go until you said “MAY I use the restroom?” instead of “CAN I use the restroom?” Ah, the 80s and 90s. Good times.

    Beautifullybroken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reported a kindergarten teacher when my daughter was doing remote only classes last year, she refused to let a child(not mine) go to the bathroom durning morning reading class... he ended up wetting himself on camera poor baby and his mom didnt care she was sitting on her phone instead of making sure her 5yr old was paying attention... so I contacted the principal about the situation next day durning class the new policy was u can get up and go whenever u need just tell the teacher before u disappear off camera

    JayCee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. One year, I had lunch at 10:04AM. Who is doing this in real life?

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot "humiliating them in front of the rest of the class when they peed their pants" One can only hold it for so long before the body takes over and handles it for you. 6 hours of holding it isn't healthy. Thanks for damaging my bladder teachers of Ethridge Elementary School Garland Tx ca.1984

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bathroom part, yeah. I totally agree.

    View more comments
    #33

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    _RobertSchultz Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be real here: nobody goes to the mall and doesn't buy anything!

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never used to just hang out there after school, or pop into the arcade? Well okay, things have changed from when I was a teenager I admit.

    Load More Replies...
    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean a silver bullet would work in both scenarios right?

    ButterflyMcQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% does not work! As soon as we get there, my husband disappears to the nearest pretzel shop🙄

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the next day the trail of wreckage can be seen

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this thing. "Omg you gotta stop me from making bad choices"

    Nicole Normand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for the people inside a store I just came out empty-handed. The guilt is real. Just follow us when my husband and I are doing groceries with a list but I'm hungry - he puts everything back and if he missed any at the cashier I can only choose one. That's the deal.

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her to lock her purse/wallet in the car & no, she can't use Google/Apple/Samsung Pay, either. And in writing that she won't get mad when you refuse to loan her the money.

    Stalin's Moustache
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i go to the mall and i don't buy anything, but I'm broke to begin with so yeah

    View more comments
    #34

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Cathy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are those people??

    Katie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left: Pete Davison and Kim Kardashian. Top Right: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. Bottom Right: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly

    Load More Replies...
    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, machine gun Kelly and Megan fox, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis barker. They're famous in the US and England sometimes

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how many generic looking "celebs" there are, do you think someone ordered too many and now we have a job lot?

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 celeb couples who may or may not be together in 6 months... or 1 month even.

    Marshall Leonardo Matthers III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson. Top right: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Bottom right: Megan Fox and MGK

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally do not know who these people are

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I didn't. I only know by accident because celebrity worship is so big in the US. I don't have social media nor do I watch reality shows, but the useless information still finds me.

    Load More Replies...
    Miss Kat O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognise travis from blink 182...

    B Jean the Jelly Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, ...once I read some of the post I recognize the names of the women but have NO idea who Pete, Travis or Machine Gun is!

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pete davidson is a comedian. machine gun kelly is a former rapper, now punk rock singer. travis barker is the drummer for biink 182

    Load More Replies...
    Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the Kardashians pictured look like they regret their life choices

    View more comments
    #35

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if it's broke or like super modern

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So it's a sink, but deconstructed. I was inspired by the ancient cultures that invented plumbing."

    Load More Replies...
    Saltea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah so this is the new minimalism trend

    Blackbelt Shopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this in one of those restaurants serving deconstructed dishes... even the sink design reflects the deconstructed vibe?

    LaZyBeAr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it is really broken or just some art installation...

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah "Functioning" is the answer I give when I know the interrogator either doesn't want or can't handle the truth.

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of my apartment in st Louis, just add 50 cockroaches

    View more comments
    #36

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    JayCee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called "learned helplessness," and I literally do this at work all the time. Can I masterfully teach college-level courses? Hell yes. Can I fill out that committee paperwork? Sorry. I don't know how. 🤷‍♀️

    Rider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at level "make s**t up, say it with confidence, and people will follow along." That's also how I became a manager.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.

    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont tell your grandparents your good with computers. just DONT.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this one is Chaotic Neutral level of GENIUS

    Tarhes ~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an art form and I have been closely observing.

    View more comments
    #37

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. With locked doors so I can finish the damn song before I hear "mooooommmmmmmm, so and so did ....."

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sit out in the car and finish "Don't Stop Believing, hold on to that feeeeeling...." Then I go inside and stop believing...

    Load More Replies...
    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a downtown public library dealing with people all day. Including colleagues. There were a few times I went to the underground parkade at lunchtime and sat in my car while I ate my cheese sandwich. Couldn't handle the lunchroom. Peope are frigging exhausting.

    Joanne Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has genuinely never occurred to me before right now that there are absolutely zero extroverts working in any library anywhere. So yeah, that would be exhausting. You have my sympathies.

    Load More Replies...
    Lisa McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, I’m sitting in my car right this very minute, looking at this.

    Sarah Kramis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a roommate who made this a regular for me 😑 ...wait until she went inside after smoking 3 cigarettes and I won't see her for the rest of the night

    The danish woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! The heat in that seat if soooo nice.

    Flops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes I have to lock myself in the car.....

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh people function this way. We work and live healthier having a certain place and time to each activity we do. That's why giving some time between two activities (like driving and doing anything at home) IS self care.

    Christina Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fine until my mother closes the garage door and is still talking on the phone to God knows who. So we quietly open the garage door and just let her continue her phone call.... Safely. 😂

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must really hate what's waiting for you inside.

    View more comments
    #38

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    ConorOToole Report

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be correct, but my heart doesn't want to believe.

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I saw a pic of me on my mum’s friend’s lap as a baby the other day and I was like “wtf she looks as old as I do now” 😂 she was 26 in the photo and I’m 29 now so I’m even older. I remember thinking 20 sounded so old. Kids are hilarious.

    Load More Replies...
    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the ones that you thought were actual grown ups were just your dads youngest brother and his best friend, barely 20 years old, still living at home with their parents, in the time you remember them to be full-blown, responsible adults

    Niamh Nomen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels like they aged quicker back then. Probably from all the indoor smoking, the lead paint, and the leaded petrol fumes.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I am 40 years old myself, I know exactly how those haggard old friends felt. :(

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought 40 was really old... Now I'm 62 & wish l was 40 again.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just looked so much older back then.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O nooo🥺. I'm a haggard old friend

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my mom was 40 when I was born, so

    Lauren Capp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haggard cause they had kids! 37 and freeeeee!

    View more comments
    #39

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Shawn Matalino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I'ma donate mine it science fiction

    Mim Sörensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What in gods name IS it?” “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I suggest we pack it back up, tape it into a bundle with industrial tape, burn it in the incinerator and never, ever talk about it again.” “Deal.”

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do something not everyone does. Brains of longtime addicts, highly functional, barely functional or completely outta their mind for decades straight are sought after. If you can arrange that, you will be a very valued specimen.

    Leena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually what's called a lithium baby. I'm actually going to donate my brain because there aren't many of us out there because they decided it wasn't a good idea to take lithium while pregnant so I'm a unicorn.

    Sarah Kramis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about this a little too often 😂

    Amanda Reicha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they take all kinds of bodies. I'm donating mine because of my medical conditions. It helps learn what the conditions look like

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna donate mine specifically to Mathematics.

    View more comments
    #40

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    siebsyy Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain assumes that everything after 2019 happened in one year so last year is actually 2018 for me

    Pheeb Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me I don't believe I'm 16 either

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hardly believe myself and I'm a 21st century mint!

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, they are -6 yo, my brain temporaly implodes and I keep living on 1999.

    Marshall Leonardo Matthers III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am bad at age estimating, so this post is wayyy too relatable

    Bedlamite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone handed me their ID, DOB 2001. I really wanted to kick them out (I work in a casino)

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1992 was 30 years ago

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who were already adults at the turn of the 2k, it gets even weirder. What do you mean it's the last century? Oh wait it is.

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swore to myself I'd quit working as barkeeping/waiting staff when 00-kids were allowed to drink liquor, which would be at age 18 over here. Achieved this goal half a year early.

    •The Comic Hero•
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't believe people born in 2012 is already 10, I just won't do it, my cousins are babies till this day

    View more comments
    #41

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Baron Simone Von Bianco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably everything? People already trash down normal movie theatres with heaps of discarded/thrown snacks and their packages, let's add some spilled drinks and so on.

    Load More Replies...
    Shelby P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine working there and having to change the sheets. ick!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cinema did this. The lights came up and the film paused because I was snoring

    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, it's much cheaper to fall asleep at home than at the cinema 😄

    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I thought. What kind of movies does the theater show?

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like those cushy recliners really are enough

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend would be asleep before the end of the previews

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign. Me. Up. 🛌🏻 (For a home theater.)

    View more comments
    #42

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lie! Each one of you thought of a specific song at this moment. Which one was it?

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enemy by Imagine Dragons, I’m not saying it’s bad, just saying that the rest of the song isn’t as good

    Load More Replies...
    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second lion is actually a taxidermy lion they gave to the king of Sweden in the 18th century. Everyone thought a lion looked like that for a 150 years. :)

    Aamna Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Pasoori is a lit song that's so much better on YouTube. My apologies to the English speaking world for not mentioning an English song but this is the most amazing song made in recent times and music from my part of the world deserves more global recognition.

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been on tik tok is am uncultured and stupid I don’t know

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that just means you're more cultured and not stupid.

    Load More Replies...
    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bitches come and go brah, but you know I stay". I listened to that part and I thought "this song is LIT !!!", then I watched the whole video and I was like 😬 *cringe*

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right pic makes my heart very very sad =*(

    Jamara Nowell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Leena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doja cats song for real

    View more comments
    #43

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks. 2020 was long enough.

    QibliOfTheSandWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today is March 756th 2020 and no one can tell me otherwise

    Load More Replies...
    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I dedicated some time to learn how to Excel, I'm sure I'd love it. But, right now, it feels like a dozen Minions are running the show.

    Res Earch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: types 3/23 Excel: Here, let me fix that for ya, "1 March, 2023" Me: No..........

    robin woordes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some verions still do this: Write January, February.. Then pull down for the rest. Maruary, Apruary, Mayuary.. Thanks excel

    v
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw a space in front of it and you can sneak it past Excel's date police.

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quoting a friend of mine: "At least you know where you are with Microsoft. I just wish I'd brought a paddle."

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait until you try hexadecimals in excel.

    View more comments
    #44

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only non-native English speaker who has prepared himself to Google horngus, dongfish, scungle, and nutte sac only to find out that I have been fooled?

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native English speaker here- this is fake but the references (dong, horn, dillsack and nutte sac [nut sack]) are references to male genitalia. In all actuality this is just a freshly hatched fish with yolksack still attached.

    Load More Replies...
    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a dogfish embryo. Amusing, but fake af.

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAA CALL THE HOSPITAL IM DYING OF LAUGHTER SHDBDBBDBSJSJSBXBSHZHBZBJSHSHDJH

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I look at it... good bejeesus I can't stop!!! ☠️

    Load More Replies...
    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I was fooled completely and english is my first language, but you to give the writer credit, that was very funny.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much giggling was going on when this little bugger was named?

    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it's totally fake. Still funny af though.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So close but yet so far from its name

    Chamber Laine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they make those at the same place they make the almighty Plumbus. /S

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, please tell me this vocabulary is real! :-D

    View more comments
    #45

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    Y2SHAF Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that was bad? Let me tell you about the great Zoom class era of 2020.

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i miss just not getting dressed all day, and then just searching through our booty for a good ol' snack while having the meeting on in my airpods. if i had my airpods back then, that is. got them last year. im a bit late

    Load More Replies...
    Shelby P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this little girl in whatever meme, I feel really sad for her and just want to picker her up and hug her and giver her ice cream.

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope she's recovering from whatever and the coloring is making her feel better.

    Load More Replies...
    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to make it even more complicated, the anti-vaxxers alleg that COVID was a government/media conspiracy.

    Chef Wooly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re-reading the 2016-2020 US presidential catastrophe …

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher turns around and looks at the class "Now then, Things really turned to sh*t in 2023 but that only set the stage for the following 10 years"

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, current kids aren't working too much on the 1989-1990 chapter, so don't worry about that.

    AW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even til 1990 is too optimistic, most teachers kind of stop with WWII where I'm from

    Load More Replies...
    Panda power
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they're also imitating us during those times. That's a great way to learn

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't begin to imagine the lies that future historians will be repeating about this era..

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is going " mom, I know that you had to do school at home and that your grandma died, and all... But I just started the chapter....." Grabs the book mom , "we don't need no stinking book, go wash your hands put on your mask and will tell you. It started in 2019....."

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see the meme of this little girl I want to cry!!!

    View more comments
    #46

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    shae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose great grandma out there just walking around naked cuz this man stole her clothes?

    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep thinking that he seems like a trainwreck, but then again, compared to Kanye, this dude is kinda mentally stable and fun? For Kim he might just be a breath of fresh air haha Everything is relative, perspective matters

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he know he is not at home on his own sofa?

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am... am I supposed to know who the eff this is?

    sinking kitchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't know why I know this, but that's Pete Davidson, dunno what he's got to do with Kanye though

    Load More Replies...
    Louise Platiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After this interview he's headed to Walmart to be in one if those "People of Walmart:" collections along with some dude in neon green cowboy boots, fuchsia hot pants, and a shirt that says "I'm with Stupid" 😅

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His pants remind me of the wall on The Dating Game (70s).

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think is that he's hung like a baby's arm,holding an apple or it's like a rolled up newspaper

    Meike H
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Pete Davidson, an SNL comedian, has a Netflix special. Dates very successful and beautiful women. Is very open about his mental health problems and the medication he takes for them.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #47

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't treat your children in any other way that you would treat any other person you meet or are friends with."

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Ask yourself: would I yell to my adult friend? Would I beat an adult passerby? Would I talk this way to a coworker? Then why do you treat your child -probably the human being you love the most in the world- like that?

    Load More Replies...
    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to lie, I've been known to lose my s**t with kids and shout at them quite badly, but it takes a lot, and I mean a lot, for me to get to that point, and if it was anyone else but my kids I would've likely done a will smith on them - like when I found out my daughter made up lies about my dad to her friends about how he was abusive to me literally days after he died - that totally deserved a bollocking from me. Teenagers especially push limits like you wouldn't believe, and as such need to understand how damaging their wee fantasies can be. That being said I've never hit my kids, never will - I fully understand they're just people who will have good and bad days just like the rest of us, they're not immune to it just because they're kids. It's my job to raise them to be good adults and I'll never wrap my head around people hitting and generally being abusive to their kids - that doesn't raise good people, it raises more people who'll abuse their role as a parent

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are spot-on - I have chosen to not have children because I don’t dare trust myself in the role of a parent. I can tell myself over and over “I will never be like mom”, but I just don’t dare. It’s just one more thing she took away from me by being physically, emotionally, and verbally abusive.

    Load More Replies...
    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came across so many parents that acted like they hate their kids. Then I was there telling my daughter I love her every day and hugging each other all the time to the point the school noticed and thought there was something wrong. That's where we're at, everyone. It is now suspicious if your child expresses affection to their parents.

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't as common as people think and it's becoming really stupid how many people just assume every kid is just getting beaten at home.

    A_UserHere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all of my friends were raised with gentle parenting and theyre the most chaotic roudy and disrespectful people ive ever met i wasnt and I think i turned out pretty well.

    Masen Silas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except, and dont hate me, but my sister was a hell demon early on. There was no time out, or conversation with her, it would take a slap go shock her out. Shes better now, but it still requires that half second of pain.

    Jennifer Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once the generation of "Go get the wooden spoon!" die off, kids may stand a chance.

    Marvelous Rex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Say you allow the kid(s) to run the house rather than be a parent to them without actually saying it". Believe it or not, there is such a thing as disciplining a kid without beating them. Some of the most immature, entitled adults I've ever met had this type of "let's sit down and talk about our feelings" type of upbringing. It may be fine in some cases but generally kids who never grew up with limits and the word "no" make bad adults who don't know how to cope with something they don't like.

    Sarah Kramis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just learning this phrase, how my sis is parenting (and it was so confusing/frustrating)

    View more comments
    #48

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love scalding hot showers they are absolutely amazing

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is the same. When she leaves the shower, her skin is lobster-red.

    Load More Replies...
    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope stay in till it starts to cool then add more hot water this is how we beat the men !!!!

    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this when the blood moon rises, if you get my meaning...

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when it's like lukewarm within 10 minutes.

    GoddessOfChaos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this and try to summon my inner Daenerys Targaryen and fail every time

    Pink Dahlia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love them on the coldest Winter night. You're lowering yourself into it all like "ow ow ow ow ow..."

    Nicole Normand
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to slowly add cold water, like a trickle - I stay there at least 30 minutes. The funniest thing is that I love really cold showers.

    Lauren Capp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't shower with my man for this very reason, I freeze or he cooks. Or we both cook 🤣

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I thought my wife was the only one. This is a common thing?

    View more comments
    #49

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, about that....my bestie and I are doing the same to them. So, even?

    Yep it's Ella 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my friends bond while talking shi.t about everyone... mainly the b.itchy girls and the a.sshole boys. Please excuse my language, I am Australian, it is in my DNA to swear.

    Load More Replies...
    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone, somewhere "Joke's on them because I don't like me either"

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d ram myself right between two of them talking about me and be like “yes! you’re right! I AM funny-looking and I dress stupidly! Let me tell you some of the OTHER stuff you’ll dislike about me!”

    Load More Replies...
    Ian McMahon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I'm not that interesting, but thanks for the attempted boost!

    Celeste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show you that more than one person can have the same bad taste.

    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft, that would require me to engage with other people.

    Kachink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone, let alone 2 people, gives enough of a sh*t about me to bond over disliking me.

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whole camp cabin bonded over how much we hated this one girl. Gabbie, if you’re reading this, you had no right to treat us the way you did when we were nothing but nice to you.

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the less people that like me, the less people want to borrow money or help them move. being an introvert has (some) advantages

    View more comments
    #50

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 You just want attention, you don't want my heart! 🎶

    -cavewoman-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your just making sure im never getting over you

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #51

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *googles turtles eating strawberries*

    Florence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “i’ll work out at 8” i tell myself as i press the “next episode” button at 7:59

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off to youtube I think! Turtles eating strawberries... ed: makes a little crunch sound, their faces get covered in strawberry goo so it can look like a crime scene (and according to comments, eating a raspberry instead enhances the latter look)

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it certainly does 🤣 baby tortoise with raspberry image search is a great pick me up lol

    Load More Replies...
    #52

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sick of Will Smith Oscar memes but this one is the best I've seen!

    #53

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pro tip: always say that you are a bit tired and that it is not so good so that if it’s good you’ll get complimented a lot

    #54

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    blucyxo Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press "Reset Password" to continue.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "please enter new password"...."new password cannot be the same as old password".

    Load More Replies...
    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me just using the same 3 passwords

    Kristen Kidd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when an app or website makes you use a special character, while others don't allow you to use one, and I use my regular password plus a special character... I forget it almost every time

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *adds an uppercase letter* "it must contain a number too" *adds number* "also must contain a special character" *adds exclamation mark* "great, all done...now add three memorable questions, and then select all squares with cars in". FFS, I JUST TO WRITE A COMMENT ON BORED PANDA!

    #55

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My days are either “oh. I forgot to eat.” or “ima get 12 doughnuts for each meal”

    #56

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    Flailmorpho_ Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Salty Jesus is explainable, like look what he died for in today's world!

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a statue in my town of Jesus. His hands are out as in "I will hold you" but all I can think is him saying "f*****g really guys? This is what yall doing now uh?"

    Load More Replies...
    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whos been tasting all of these Jesuses?

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one! Bitter Jesus! Spicy Jesus. Sour Jesus. I display my own ignorance because I can’t picture umami Jesus. What is hi like?

    View more comments
    #57

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How click bait should be used! Hie-hie!

    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people did they actually feel worthy enough to view as human to count?

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be counted if you're in a labor camp.

    Load More Replies...
    Ian McMahon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well when they view over half of their own population as sub human I don't trust those numbers. Ohhhh it's a communist friendly page, so just propaganda.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You saw a sn with marxist in it and assumed they weren't proving your point exactly?!

    Load More Replies...
    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right: I really didn't get that.

    #58

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks the same when you bite into it too! different texture tho

    GoddessOfChaos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very cursed…. Also try not to start another pandemic

    Load More Replies...
    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great, so how long until someone eats that thing and we get another one of those bat diseases???

    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except the doughnut might bite you back

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or… has the jam donut been created to look like the bat?

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it looks like a little hamster! Its adorable 🥺

    Hydroboi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat the bat pleaseee... I don't want a decade of lockdown.

    View more comments
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #59

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big wig at one of our clients asked me the same question. If he asked, "have you ever been skiing?", I would have accepted that as a reasonable question. But he actually thought skiing might be a hobby of mine. I was wearing a 'sale-rack' shirt & tie. Do I look like I have a lodge in the Alps?

    april jenkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got that while admiring me mate's harley. said i should get one so we can go riding together weekends. like bra... am a mid income earner with 5 young kids bra..

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking from a personal experience Michael? 🙉🙈🙊

    grace galán 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in Colorado, it’s a regular question

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously does people ever travel Just to see museums, castles And other curiosities or they Just lay on a Beach for 2 weeks like a ashore pebbles?

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't grow up with money, but I grew up in a city in the Alps. Context, people, context.

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah in a New England city, it's really common. I mean, you definitely need *some* money, but it's not just upper middle class types doing it.

    Load More Replies...
    #60

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this girl is awesome" is all thats going through his mind while nuggets are flying.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that lad was looking to pick up some chicks anyways, he just got a bucket of extra crispy too!

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain to me how drunk you were without saying you were drunk

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know more about this. How do you even fit chicken nuggets into your bra? Isn't that uncomfortable? Smell? What about all the grease? And how do you FORGET something like that?

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Large quantities of alcohol is my guess

    Load More Replies...
    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh nah, I don’t think you did

    lenka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the man deals with this is the best litmus test ever! Ladies... you know what to do. lol

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet! A snack, with a snack!

    webster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just propose right there.

    View more comments
    #61

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started working in an office in 1979 at age 21 for a little over $4.00/hr and barely supported two people

    Jackson Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom started working at an insurance company at 18 in 1972, she made $300/month!!!

    Load More Replies...
    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she was making $7/hr when she started working, she's either not a boomer or didn't start working until her 30s or 40s.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First library job, reached 18 and my pay went down. Asked them about it. So sorry too bad. At 18 you start paying full government deductions but you didn't get the normal raise because you haven't been here long enough and are still on probation. Worked another year on a pittance. About 1962. I'm a pre boomer. Born before the war ended so no boomer gibes please.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first paying job in 1973 paid $4.32/day ($3.64/hr in 22 bucks). Not sure why the exact amount stuck in my head.

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady isn't a boomer! I'm late Gen X and my first job payed $4.25/hr in 1994!!

    Supernatural
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first job ( Saturday and after school) paid £1.50 per hour when I was fourteen I did 8 hrs a week and got paid on the Saturday,thought I was loaded...I'm 50 now so would anyone care to work that into todays rates?

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first job in high school was $1.85/hr union.

    #62

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are visual creatures dammit! 📔

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have indeed bought a book because the cover was pretty. Hated the book.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy wine buy the picture on the label

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good book with a pretty cover is an absolute jackpot

    #63

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT? Don't give me unnecessary anxiety by pulling that card.

    T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Tell you what I want, what I really really want..

    Load More Replies...
    LadyEncredible Rand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the tell me later crap. Either tell me now or don't contact me until you can.

    Abigail Coty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend called me around midnight once. I was unable to pick up so I told her that I needed a moment and then I could call her back. She said she had something to tell me tomorrow. The next day I woke up after barely getting sleep and asked her what she needed to tell me. Her urgent thing was asking me whether I was going to be at a swim meet. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    #64

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe that dog thing was a show character! like not tv but maybe acting?

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hast thou availed thyself of the newest antics of Karagiozis? He hath madeth excit'ment of Cerberus! (yeah, I know, I'm mixing Shakespearean, Old English, Greek, and Turkish there)

    Load More Replies...
    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered why everything that people from history did had to have some meaning, some significance related to religion or spirituality- why? Not everything we do has some deeper meaning - maybe someone made those wee statues because they looked cool. Maybe they collected them the way I collect pop vinyls? I don't worship Howard the duck but I sure as hell have his pop vinyl. We seem to put people from history on this pedestal and forget they were just people, and I bet they were just as fickle as we are today, that they had certain belongings just because - no big sentiment around it, they just had it because it was cool.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've wondered that too. I wonder if some things on display in museums are just an ancient person's version of the "live, laugh, love" trend??

    Load More Replies...
    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want some Scooby snacks with that?

    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - Do you drink out of Greek Scooby's snoot? How?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A major schism happened due to some worshipping Grommet at the same time.

    View more comments
    #65

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would fight a giant magic bear like the dad in Brave.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a friend to all animals and they know it, I swear

    #66

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you only have to cancel the conservative party...

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancel the concept of sentience

    #67

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    chuckybrewster Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah i think its just me you and Kanye

    Simon Kendra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I think it' just me, Kanye, you, chi-wen Shen, Will Smith, Lakota Wolf and and My O My.

    Load More Replies...
    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently looking at the comments I'd say everyone is, in fact, low key losing it right now.

    #68

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you didn't ask for a Jumbo

    Kaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask for a bucket.

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #69

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one would ever believe you.

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it happened to you too?!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say, "Why would I tell anyone. It would be nice to have someone to talk to that can keep things private" and then I would hug the dog

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dammed auto correct drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk is that hard to spell drunk not dunce!

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bout this a drunk furry breaks into your house and you are to so dunce that you think there real

    Alex K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then its time for a brain scan

    #71

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    skyler_higley Report

    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay that's Kanye in the first picture and the other is Pete Davidson in an SNL skit

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does ‘beefing rn’ mean? Christ, the evolution of slang is going at Warp 9

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Beefing rn"= "Beefing right now"= arguing/ disagreeing/ fighting right now

    Load More Replies...
    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count Chocula VS Ronaldo Statue?

    #72

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the stranger, the stranger is me. I know waaaay to much about random strangers.

    #73

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he could at least have some sympathy tho

    #74

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe Doug Marcaida from forged in fire?

    Lucy Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely more productive use of your time.

    #76

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian's comment really means, "No one wants to work long hours for slave wages and no benefits while being verbally abused constantly." And no one should want that.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! And did you know that the Kardashian clan hires unpaid interns all the time?? No wonder no one wants to work for HER

    Load More Replies...
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #79

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Knights Dagger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg same, my parents would take me too the gas station and I would switch with one.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause they didn't want their new family to see the old family

    #80

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    higher than the burj khalifa

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    And hopefully less full of feces.

    Load More Replies...
    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s now breeding I think, it’s growing at an alarming rate

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's hiring sherpas. He's planning to reach the summit in spring...

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one? The pile of dirty clothes, or the pile of clothes that I washed and dried but never folded? Cuz they’re both like 10 feet tall.

    Kyndal T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly in the hamper. "Mostly" counts as normal, right? It's just really tall.

    Miss Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's taken over my entire sofa. I think it's become sentient, sometimes I hear the TV at night when I'm in bed, I'm pretty sure it's been binging the first season of Euphoria.

    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im waiting for the weekend to do it, I can hold out a little longer without pants

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I split it in 3 and put one pile over other junk that needs to be sorted and put away, one pile on top of work that still needs doing and one pile in a basket of what I wasn’t sure was clean or dirty clothes…

    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its broke and not paying it's part of the rent

    View more comments
    #81

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, that's exactly what it is...

    kate h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingredients: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup and 2% or Less of: Concentrated Orange Juice, Concentrated Tangerine Juice, Concentrated Apple Juice, Concentrated Lime Juice, Concentrated Grapefruit Juice, Concentrated Pear Juice, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Thiamin Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Natural Flavor, Modified Cornstarch, Canola Oil, Sodium Citrate, Cellulose Gum, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium, Neotame, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Potassium Sorbate to Protect Flavor, Yellow 5, Yellow 6.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that exactly what Sunny D is?

    #83

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we don't use our real names on Twitter, boys and girls.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the old tunnel to Twitter. We don't go there anymore.

    Load More Replies...
    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worse case scenario? "Hey sis, I found you on Only Fans"

    Miss Verständnis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found you on Tumblr...you little sick f**k 😏

    Miss Verständnis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...i found you on Tumblr...you little sick fck 😏

    #84

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    lilpain1k Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, ive clearly been eating too many sad losers lately

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been eating too many confused and abnormal people

    Load More Replies...
    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eating a lot of procrastination

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like I'm way too much, sorry.

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe im too much thats y my parents hate me lol

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I eat a whole bunch of stuff and it tastes pretty darn good so what's going on here?

    #85

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tangy jesus, i never expected to find spicy jesus here

    Load More Replies...
    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 2 Mistakes in his statement. The best transit system is not in the wealthiest country. The US don't even appear on the list of top 5 transit systems (I think New York came in at #9). Based on global income, China is the wealthiest country, based on GDP per capita. it's Luxembourg.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure he was really going for exact literal precision with his statement and not trying to, you know, make a point. XD

    Load More Replies...
    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeeaaahhh, we were gonna clean that up but we spent the money on another Tank.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your train line has a corner? 😬

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The country where 1% have all the wealth? I get it, their private plane doesn't need this.

    View more comments
    #88

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true. been thinking of writing a story about one of those “ creepy guy stalks girl, they end up together, family members slowly start disappearing, it’s him, she finds out he’s obsessed over her” bla bla bla

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a walking cliche BUE IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE I KISSED HER SO IDGAF

    Theo Blackwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Wealthy character falls for someone from the wrong side of the tracks” is the one I fall for every goddamn time.

    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oml same! what are some of your fave cliches? i love big strong guy who looks mean but is a marshmallow, smol and angry and out for blood, arrogant jerk who gets owned by their future love interest, and wholesome childhood bffs turned lovers...

    Lord pretzell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell in love with my childhood BFF so yeah… cliches can be alright

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #89

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me at school when im on my damn period

    #90

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Łukasz Markuszewski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone said it! Why are people normalizing completely normal things ALL THE TIME!?

    #91

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I feel like they're perfect for a Florence + the Machine concert.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like what a middle aged guy would wear in a Disney film to pass themselves off as a little old lady

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who wears these should automatically be called Maw

    Kristen Kidd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere on Bored panda there is a bunch of pictures of people wearing these clothes and acting like farmers... It's great

    Betsy Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are fashionable at moment!

    View more comments
    #92

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love salt and vinegar chips! My 5 year old son hates them, but my 4 year old daughter loves them as much as I do.

    Ian McMahon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But salt and vinegar has a s**t ton of taste. And that taste is delicious.

    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are UK's third favourite flavour of crisps behind cheese and onion and ready salted.

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep eating until your tongue burns off!! My favorite chips!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find them effective in limiting my urge to snack.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love them but they literally burn my mouth. After a big bag I have, like, dead skin coming off my tongue and cheeks! And it's not a lack of taste thing. We're both gourmet cooks (not professional) and I have a well-developed palate. I just like them. They remind me of my childhood, growing up in the stockroom of my parents' grocery store, sneaking bags when they weren't looking, LOL!

    Karl Leaning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm, vinegar on fries. om nom nom...

    Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britain. We love a strong crisp! Worcestershire sauce,marmite,prawn cocktail,pickled onion to make a few! The ultimate salt and vinegar crisps are 'discos' God they burn.

    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm discos. I’m quite partial to squares too, but discos have the most flavour. I once ate three packets in one sitting as a kid and I couldn’t taste properly for a week

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #96

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also your 30s 40s and probably till ya die

    Miss Verständnis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah...they are for crying because you know now how bad it really is...

    Load More Replies...
    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't work, still wondering now in my 40's.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like I have a ticket to ride in that same boat with ya :O

    Load More Replies...
    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to burst your bubble, but you are in for a rough ride!

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirming that this happens at every age and stage.

    Diphylleia Grayi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I don't cringe I can't exist

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your twenties are for grossly exacerbating what is wrong with you, using alcohol and sex.

    Laura Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. And your 30s for fixing what you can.

    #97

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a vanilla milkshake or some yoghurt in there, take it to the trainstation or the mall, have some sips when a lot of people are watching

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least take the label off lol. At least it's a green solution..? 😅

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used nutella jars as kids

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Shabby Chic and every middle class home has something like it

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a middle class home and the closest I have to this is mason jars and those old fast food disney collectors cups. My tupperware drawer, however, is filled with take away containers lol

    Load More Replies...
    #98

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this game? i genuinely don’t know and i would like to prove my gaming worth.

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purble Place for Windows Vista!! It came pre-installed iirc.

    Load More Replies...
    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember playing a dos noddy game which had a similar game, except you had a ‘correct’ cake or cookie and had to squash the incorrect ones before they got packed and shipped. It had an epic splat noise when you crushed the incorrect sweets and I wish I could find it because it’s stuck with me as a memory for nearly 3 decades.

    Kyndal T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I forgot all about that game. I need it back.

    Lord pretzell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy crap I had forgotten about purple place. I played it whenever my grandma came over. I miss being a little kid

    Claire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh it's Purble Place!

    Diphylleia Grayi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be on microsoft store tho :(

    Emmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD i forgot about this what is it called please help

    Ian McMahon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noop. OG Black and green Oregon trail is the benchmark.

    View more comments
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #99

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    weewoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares how old u r disney's the best

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I (29F) want to watch Encanto SO BAD but I don’t have Disney+ :( I need to know why we don’t talk about Bruno, it’s killing me.

    #100

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you're older or younger it's okay to not like you? Was this directed at a specific person and through the interwebs lost its meaning in translation? Or is this person's ego really that giant?

    #103

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    S. Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... he specifically did?

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that night... in his acceptance speech, he apologized to everyone but Chris.

    Load More Replies...
    #104

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But… but… a whelp is a baby dog… :O

    Tash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor guy got so much grief after the Oscars

    #105

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa Claus will come to town, deliver one present, and then f*ck off 30 miles east, like he does in the movie adaptation of the book Father Christmas, which, as we all know, is the most reliable source of Santa Facts.

    #106

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see somebody from the simpsons who got burned in a house fire so they ended up getting plastic surgery to remove most of their face and their arms

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a fw angelfish with a messed up a**l fin

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a cheeseburger

    View more comments
    #107

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t the issue that people were upset because she transitioned during adulthood, meaning her body had already grown up/formed structurally male in musculature and skeleton, and thus on average she is naturally stronger/faster than the other female swimmers? Literally every article I try to read about this subject is so vitriolic on one side or the other about the subject that I don’t even know what the facts are. :(

    Dylan Dowds
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a long enough period of hormone replacement therapy any possible benefits from how her body developed have been more or less negated. That's why they do testing of hormone levels. In the end the basic facts are that the folk who study human bodies and the folk who arbitrate the sporting events have decided that trans folk are allowed to play and it won't be unfair. Folk who aren't studied in it think their opinion matters, when it's not informed by anything but their feelings.

    Load More Replies...
    Mr Zipperface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's needed is either separate trans categories for sport or everyone competing under the "We are all equal" category.

    Maxigrod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! We need another way to segregated a group of people that have to deal with discrimation in almost any other aspect of his life. I have another idea, why we don't let people live their life as they want?

    Load More Replies...
    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember seeing smth that said, "trans girl defies expectations by being the worst player on the girls' basketball team"

    Alex K
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    and that was the r******d opinion of tha day. Good night.

    #108

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get my license until I was 30. I was in a couple bad car accidents and I was too scared to drive for a very long time.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 27 and have anxiety so was worried about having professional driving lessons

    Load More Replies...
    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you live in a country with great public transportation, you don't need to. I was 32 when I got mine.

    Reece Aster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    34 no license. Bought my first house and of course public transport isn't great. I still have no intention of getting a license due to my anxiety disorder.

    Kaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    53 and still no car license. Got a motorbike one though.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in the 80s/90s and was told in no uncertain terms that I WOULD learn to drive and get my license at 16 because my parents would not be driving me anywhere ever again. My mother was actually hostile about it. There was almost zero public transport in my town then, and it’s a large enough city that biking was impossible… so I got my learner’s permit at 15 and driver’s license at 16. For many years I was so confused why a few of my friends didn’t want to get their license… driving was my only freedom from my mother XD

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #109

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph...got a sweet coat, interpreted dreams, his brothers hated on him, sold him into slavery, got put into prison, then became the prime minister. I can totally hear Drake singing " started from the bottom now we here" as the tik tok lady read all of that.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd have a YouTube channel for sure. The cowards who became teachers.

    Load More Replies...
    #110

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me are these the Power Rangers

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the characters in a Doctor Who episode that you know won't survive to the end

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn mad max looks worse than i remember

    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of 2... Avril Lavigne and Travis Barker

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You found that part of the 90s nobody wants to remember.

    View more comments
    #111

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Lydia Owen the Bi-tch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is named after his father, but neither go by their first name, and I'm not with said father anymore thank you sour jesus

    #114

    Funny-Posts-Best-Worst-Twitter

    The best and worst of twitter 2 Report

    Bisces
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...it's not the same

    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Twin Towers didn't just insult the Airplanes wife.

    dIsReSpEcT
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh- that um... escalated... very... quickly....

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Now i'm imagining a plane walking over and slapping the World Trade Center, and it's funny.

    Ian McMahon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Laughing harder cause that's f*****g r******d.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use that last word. Slurs are never funny.

    Load More Replies...