Twitter has its own unique vibe and energy. Any of you Pandas who have ever been on the platform probably know what we’re talking about—the platform is unlike any other social media site. For better or for worse… usually both!
Comedian Trevor Lewis, who is from Illinois but is now based in Los Angeles in California, created ‘The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2’ as a way to show the highest highs and lowest lows that the platform has to offer. The Facebook group has amassed nearly 175k members since being founded in September 2021. And its popularity is all because of its relatable content and the candid tweets that it features.
Scroll down for the best of the worst and the best of the best, dear Pandas. Hold on to your hats because it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists, turns, laughs, and groans, dear Pandas. These tweets are bound to restore your faith in humanity, potentially make you lose it again, only to restore it again.
Bored Panda got in touch with the creator of the group, Trev, and he was kind enough to answer our questions. He told us all about the inspiration behind the group, its success, and why Twitter is how it is. We also reached out to talk about Twitter with comedy writer and author Ariane Sherine, who has been actively using the social media platform for over a decade now. So she's got a pretty good handle on the site's pulse and atmosphere. Read on for both interviews.
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Every employee in a nursing home should be a resident for at least one week. Things would change.
Every employee in a nursing home should receive a decent salary, have a reasonable workload and be properly trained. Until the companies managing nursing homes provide that, the situation is not going to improve.
Load More Replies...Then the nursing home needs to pay a decent wage to make it ok to work there and deal with difficult patients. Some caregivers are overworked and paid sh1tty wages
That's not the fault of the elderly. How much are you wanting to get paid to fake treating others with dignity and kindness?
Load More Replies...We cared for my dad at home for 20 years. There were a few times he had to go to a care facility when he needed extra medical care. It always broke my heart when I’d go to stay with my dad (he needed a 24/7 caregiver present) and I’d see the overworked staff AND the sometimes-neglected patients. I wanted to become the adoptive granddaughter to all the residents :(
It would make it easier on the staff if families came around to help out every week or so. Unfortunately, some senior care homes are barring families from the premises due to the neglectful, filthy conditions they don't want people on the outside to see. There was a big bust during 2020 and 2021 when it was found seniors were abandoned for a month in one nursing home.
Load More Replies...Easy to say until you're a nurse or tech trying to take care of 30 people for a barely livable wage.
Baby listen I worked at a state facility and got a management position. I love food and other peoples birthdays. At least once a month we were having a birthday party or some type of celebration. My buildings attendance improved and client behaviors were down. Treat them as humans and appreciate the staff and it will work wonders.
Yeah start paying people for what you want them to do. My experience is that most people in healthcare work there because they've got heart for it. Elas it's the pay and shitty treatment that makes them sour. If you don't like where your loved ones are....pay more or do it yourself. Yes this is easy talk...
Correction. IT IS a workplace, they are paid workers. Argee on everything else.
Two things I didn't understand. When my mom was living there they used to change the nurses and the caretakers all the time so she would never know who she was having. With memory issues they would always be oh she remembers me she knows my name. It wasn't a game. Just tell her your name over and over again if you have to. And let her have a relationship with you. Don't constantly change the caretakers. Let them have some kind of real responsibility to the patient. And the other thing is the caretakers and nurses will always talking about oh when I get home I'm going to do this or I can't wait to get home because I'm going to do this or that or I'm so excited to be out of here for the weekend. These people don't get to go home for the weekend or they don't get to get out of here at the end of the day. It was thoughtless. That is all
Sad this even needs to be told to ppl, we live in an effed up world..Those ppl need to take a step back and think what if it were their mom or dad getting mistreated and abused the way a lot of elderly do in those places..very sad 😔 😔
'The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2' wasn't the first group that Trev had created. He's had a lot of experience and runs quite a few groups. "I had created some other Facebook groups before, including the very first Baby Yoda meme group, 'Baby Yoda’s Strong Force Memes," he said, adding that the Baby Yoda group (sadly) no longer exists.
"I began to notice a lot of the posts people submitted were just screenshots of Tweets, so I thought to myself, 'I should make a group that is dedicated entirely to Tweets!'" Trev told us that's when things clicked for him.
"I think the group is successful because people are very curious to see what everyone online is talking about, but most of the time they only personally use one or two apps. Nobody has the time or energy to be extremely active on every site. Our group offers Facebook users an easy way to see the biggest moments from Twitter without having to spend a bunch of time scrolling through another app, or even open an account," he said that his group is like a bridge to Twitter for those people on Facebook.
Ha, same thing happened to us! Our dog is an uncommon breed, and one day we were with him at the dog park and saw some people walking past with another dog from the same breed who looked just like him. Not only did it turn out they came from the same breeder and had the same mother, but they had the same name!
like those things where siblings are reunited. this is just a bit cuter and fluffier
I just adopted a GSD mix out of a litter of 8. I hope we meet up with one of his siblings like this someday.
Never thought word would come to mind XD
Load More Replies...I feel awful but I hadn't even thought of this. I know we are so whitewashed here, but this did not cross my mind. I'm so glad someone is trying to fix it! I need to pay more attention!
This is something that worries me so much. I'm in school right now to be an EMT and every time we learn about symptoms to look for, they only teach us how to see signs on white skin. I think I'm gonna research it myself before I actually go into the Field
I was a psychology major, and had a prof who focused about a quarter of his class on Black people and mental illness. Some of the students were resistant, but it just makes sense. Why would you not want as much information as possible to better treat your patients?
Can you imagine being "resistant" to learning about people who are not exactly like you. This is shameful.
Load More Replies...Trev believes that Twitter, as a whole, has some of the brightest people online using it. At the same time, the way the platform works can also make some folks aggressive. "Like any social media site, Twitter’s algorithm can inspire people to be more aggressive and controversial for attention. However, I do think it is the funniest and smartest social media site overall. The trending topics encourage people to discuss the top news stories of the day, which gives it more substance," he told us.
"It also is the app public figures use most, which means it allows regular citizens to directly share their voice with and criticize people in power more often than other sites."
Trev opened up to Bored Panda that he's originally from a small, rural town in Illinois, called Canton. Eventually, he moved to LA to work with audio/video production in the entertainment industry. He's also a standup comedian and internet personality.
"My collection of Facebook groups, which we call Trevbook, currently has over 250,000 members in total. 'The Best and Worst Of Twitter' is the largest. I also just started a podcast and YouTube channel called 'Trev Show' where I talk about many of the same stories that are trending on Twitter."
Same, tbh. Did anyone even watch the nominated films? If so, what was it?
Come to think of it, perhaps the slap was planned in order to publicise the Oscars.
Will Smith deserves an Oscar for "Most exciting thing that happened in the Oscars".
This is so true! We were like, where was this?! Oh the Oscars are still happening?
I've lost hope in those awards, so many wonderful films go unnoticed or without recognition. Which is in addition to the big names usually taking the prizes...looking at you Disney.
I hear ya, but that's why this year's big winner ("CODA" for Best Picture) should have grabbed all the headlines. It was the first time a big-time studio movie didn't win ("CODA" was distributed by Apple TV+) and the first time the majority of the cast were deaf. The guy that won Best Supporting Actor, Troy Kotsur, has been a real delight on the congratulatory interview circuit.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, Roman Polanski is still a member and gets standing ovations in absentia, and top profile stars are still willing to work with him. The whole Will Smith thing is a farce. No, he shouldn't have slapped the guy. But I'd rather see a guy slap someone in defense of his wife (understandable even though crossing the line), than idolizing pedophiles.
Imagine Jada Pinkett Smith slapped Chris Rock behind the scene...
I would be living in the Swiss hills with my grandfather and spending my days with a goat herder boy.
Load More Replies...Now I'm angry that I didn't grow up to be a hobbit with a magic ring.
I would be a wild thing ..even though I now live where the wild things are ,I am still mostly quite and reserved
Here's the secret, if a book can turn you trans or gay, you were already trans or gay
If we follow this logic, then my love of sci-fi and my collection of additional books from childhood until now would make me some kind of alien. Only question remaining is what kind. Klingon? Borg? Yeerk? Hork Bajir? Goa'uld? Asgard? V'ornn? A Grey? A Grey from a different universe?
If video games counted towards becoming XYZ& or whatever, i'd be space god.
Load More Replies...She's the reason I can get books for my siblings
Load More Replies...Dolly is my mother's spirit animal. I love her too!
Load More Replies...In our good guy super hero club I guess she's the queen since Betty White died 😭😭😭😭😭
My thoughts exactly. She's a wonderful philanthropist and I've loved her since 9 to 5.
Load More Replies...Though I'm STILL sad we've lost Betty, it's wonderful we still have Dolly.
Comedy writer and social media expert Ariane shared her insights about Twitter as a platform. "I think Twitter attracts more intelligent and witty users than other social media networks because it's primarily text-based and lends itself to brevity, concision, and humor. People also seem to be a lot more cynical on there, and angrier too. The character limit differentiates it from every other network, enabling you to read posts more quickly. I personally love it and am on there all the time. Feel free to follow me at @ArianeSherine!" she said.
Ariane told Bored Panda that Twitter "is definitely darker" than other social media sites. However, she thinks that makes it more genuine. "I kind of like that though, it's real," she said.
They are just happy if you're happy. They live for you, and they feel your happiness as theirs. We don't deserve dogs.
I too exhaled from my nose.
Load More Replies...Fairly certain the comments on this are going to be evenly split between those who will take this at face value and hate on the poster, and those who recognise it as satire.
I remember our daughter coming up to me when she was 6 and asking "Dad, what are stars made of?" I told her about the big balls of nuclear fire in space and how their own gravity holds them together and all the science stuff when she looked into her hand and said "So, not glitter then?" and that's when I saw the card, glue stick and glitter.
Good on your for recognising. If you are not YET able to do this because you don't feel you deserve to be treated respectfully..... perhaps flip it around. It is easier as a starting point, to believe that, at the very least..... you don't deserve to be abused and disrespected - because NO-ONE deserves to be treated like that.
Load More Replies...A LOT of couples would break up if that became a defining thing. Good riddance
You should never accomodate disrespect. But forcing people out of your life aint the answer either. This will only result in hurt feelings and possibly spite or even hatred! This causes many people to go out on the street and protest. And there is that person you forced out... In the counterprotest... Throwing rocks at you... Dont breed hate!! Try to understand the other guy's perspective. Even if you dont agree.
I love this and had to give it an upvote even if I had to spoil a perfect number 444.
"To avoid getting canceled, just steer clear of hot button topics like race, etc, because it's very easy to inadvertently say the wrong thing, and try not to make any jokes that could be misconstrued as your genuine opinion, even if you're just being ironic."
Ariane told us that she's been on Twitter for over 13 years now and is a huge fan of the site.
"The positives for me are: meeting great people I otherwise wouldn't have, learning about fun trends such as Wordle which would otherwise have passed me by, keeping up with news stories and hot takes on them, discovering cool accounts like @fesshole, getting DM'd with work opportunities, going viral with jokes," she said, adding that it's also the place to meet great journalists like yours truly.
would you mind an under age kid coming to get away from their brother? I'd bring my own apple juice! and cookies!
Load More Replies...Who calls animal control over a wild animal doing what wild animals do 🤔
My tree has 2 racoon babies that look happy as pie to roll around with each other
Why would you call animal control about a fucken wild animal being a damn wild animal?? That's THE RACCOONS TREE! Like... she's just sitting at home and you're over here calling the animal cops on her. Ok Karen...
/shakes literal physical scars and self-deprecating sense of humor used as a defense mechanism XD
I can't shake that. She just gave me dinner she just made and its beef stew. I shake that were gonna have a big mess on our hands...
When you're angry, you move slightly faster. Your patience is lower and you rush things subconsciously. This throws your own personal timings with the world around you out of sync and everything seems to go imperceptibly slower, so when you do something that your mind considers automatically correct, you move too fast and mess up. Such as opening a door. Normally you open it and step through. Angry you yanks the door open leaving your arm in the wrong position, and you rush through with everything in the wrong position and the door is not open wide enough. This also applies to everything else that goes wrong when you are angry and makes you angrier and more prone to make mistakes
You're right. But angry-me does not want to hear this
Load More Replies...The weight of the anger and frustration shortens you to doorknob height.
Trev’s Facebook group is very inclusive and he wants everyone to feel safe. Any bullying or degrading comments of any kind are now allowed.
What’s more, the group greatly frowns upon any misinformation, conspiracy theories, and fake news. Posting anything like that can get you banned not only from this Facebook group but from all of the ones linked to it.
Comedian Trev is very right to be so strict about misinformation. In this day and age, it’s easier than ever to spread it, whether intentionally or otherwise.
I’ve heard shady people can print out a fake QR code and tape it on top of the authentic one on a menu or table at a restaurant and can actually really mess around with whoever scans the fake code :O
But you can order with the QR code and not have to speak with anyone- I love it!
I am here to eat. Not to whip out the addiction plastic. If you are too cheap to have a physical menu ready, then I am too cheap to tip.
It's not the server's fault. Tip, but skip out on the bill.
Load More Replies...Gen X-er here and I agree. but I know this is inevitable. Look if you're going that route, make sure your damn site is lightweight enough and works with all types of phones.
Including the ones that don't read QR codes! Maybe just print it on paper?
Load More Replies...Especially when you don't get internet in their establishment and they don't have wifi 🙄
I kinda dont mind if the menu is online but give me the url not a qr code most qr code apps suck (our covid app has been surprisingly good)
I had to scan a QR code to get the instructions on how to set up or use my digital thermometer. There was a sheet explaining the safety warnings in 10 languages but they couldn't just tell you quickly how the batteries should be placed and to hold the trigger to turn it on. Had to look up a youtube video to figure out why the damn thing didn't want to turn on.
I can confirm that this is true. The system is broken, things cost too much money.
Box of bandaids: 7-10 dollars me: bro I'm broke from buying a gallon of milk, some eggs, gas and other groceries 🥲
Load More Replies...Oh, the System is definitely working - for those getting overly rich from the rest of us!
Why is this not being talked about as a social crisis at government level?
One side of the aisle is not only talking about it, but trying to do something about it.
Load More Replies...I graduated with two Bachelors degrees. I planned to get my Masters, then life happened. Now, because I need insurance, which means I have to work full time, and no program I could find would accept part time students in the program I wanted, I work at a drug store, just now making $15 an hour, and live with my parents. I'm 39 YO. I tried looking into online, but the cheapest program I found was $92,000, plus expenses, because it required several weeks training on-location, which meant airfare, room rentals, food, rental car, gas...the system is definitely broken.
Totally understand. I have no idea how to do school for what I want. I don't live with my parents, fortunately, but also never had the luck of finding a long term partner. So I feel stuck. Shouldn't be so hard to get education to do better.
Load More Replies...Join a trade. I’m 27 and supporting a wife and two kids. I own a home and two vehicles. We can’t all be doctors or scientists.
In Cat's POV: My hooman is so annoying. Bro, you've known me for 9 years. WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO REMIND YOU TO GIVE ME FOOD!? And after the reminder, you act like you didn't need it in the first place!
I feed the cat every day and play with her but who's her favorite hooman? My granddaughter, who basically ignores her and the cat sits across the room and stares at her and follows her wherever she goes and sleeps with her. Cat logic 🤷🏻♀️
Load More Replies...Mine is very reasonable and polite. He'll put his front paws on my leg, indicating he wants to sit in my lap. I will tell him no, and he will go away. (And then come back and do it again and again and again and again and again and again at 2 minute intervals, until I let him sit on my lap)
Oh, SHE hasn’t forgotten. She’s hoping that YOU’VE forgotten, so you’ll feed her again XD
Load More Replies...Dogs are 180 degrees different. They’re like, ‘Huh? What? Food? You mean …. I get food!?!’ Every day. Like they’ve never had it before
Ha. Lucky. I get glared at and when I acknowledge his stare and tell him it's too early I get the foot shuffle and some backtalk
Load More Replies...My new foster kitty is the QUIETEST cat I have ever met. I'll pet her, and she'll be purring up a storm, but you could only tell by feeling her ribcage vibrating. Every time I get home, she'd run to the door to greet me in total silence. After 1 month in my care, she has finally started to quietly mew, 1-3 times, while I am filling her wet food dish.
Dear Mike, did you really expect to have a reasonable cat?
Bro. I told you that breakfast time is exactly 517AM. You have ONE JOB.
That's my kitty Mora in a nutshell. Every morning like clockwork, at 5:30 "MEOW! MMMMMEOW!!!" translation: "even though you didn't fall asleep till 2am because of your awful, unmedicated anxiety, I require my breakfast. So. You know. Get your @$$ up"
How many of us can relate to that “bleary stumble to the kitchen to get kitty breakfast then back to bed” moment 😂 but for real I hope you can find some help/easy-to-acquire meds for your anxiety 🧡
Load More Replies...Previously, Bored Panda spoke to news and social media expert Mike Sington, from LA, about why people tend to lie on the internet. He believes that part of the answer is that it’s done for the sake of attention.
"Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush," social media expert Mike told Bored. "The monster feeds itself."
I once walked by a group of teenagers who were trying to be 'tough'. Had my Jack Russell Terrorist who was about 4 months old in my jacket. Stopped, pulled him out and instant 5 year olds - "A Puppy!!!"
Give it something to chew on as a distraction. A cookie, a bone, a small child, whatever you have handy.
Load More Replies...This will also work with a cat if you have trained said cat to walk on a leash and harness. Bonus points if the cat is wearing an adorable outfit as well.
Or just do that in a onesie and nothing, but underwear beneath it
Remembering my children's delight in a dog wearing a Christmas jumper makes me smile every time I think of it.
Love how it kinda looks like she's thinking "You need a f****n hobby or something!".
They didn't sunbathe for fun, they were working and possibly wearing more clothing than a bikini or budgie smuggler
You beat me to that, though I’ll add hats to it. When I go to a baseball game on a hot day I wonder how people did it 100 years ago. If I’m sweating in a tshirt and shorts how would I have been in a long dress? How did men wear suits?
Load More Replies...Their sunscreen was bonnets, and other big hats, and not leaving much other skin to show besides hands. And lots of light fabrics that don't absorb the sunlight.
They didn't live long enough to develop skin cancer...since 40 was considered a very advanced age.
I’ve read that that’s kind of a myth - it wasn’t uncommon to die at that age, many people died young, but there were plenty of people living into their 50s/60s/70s/80s all throughout the history of humanity. 40 year olds have never been “old people!”
Load More Replies...I used to play outside from sunup to sundown all summer long. My melanin was working overtime.
I have two piglets named Hamlet and Notorious P.I.G., nothing wrong with Voldetort!
My Guinea pigs are called Oxford And Cambridge And my vět found it hillarious
This is a huge deal and everyone should be paying attention, he looks insanely handsome in that hat and this should be international front page news. Also what do you think he’s eating
Load More Replies...They are not pretending. Bruno comes in for his lunch and a pint at 12pm every day. He has had a hard day of fetching sticks, chasing cars and tail wagging and it's his break for the day. Leave him alone or just say hi to Bruno and give him a smile. No pets though, he is on his lunch break
well the dog wants to try new things! like when people try and do memes like eating their pet’s food
Why? Don't you want your dog to be exactly like that? Are you jealous?
ugh wdym no offense?! you’re a (those inserted words here)!
Load More Replies...People who are 'brutally honest' are more interested in the brutal than the honesty.
Brutal honesty is one of those things that can be extremely beneficial when done correctly. Just the facts. No blame or shame. And only when someone is in some form of personal danger. Such as loosing a job or loved one because of their own disrespectful or even toxic behavior. I will give it to you carefully and with empathy and compassion. Once.
Load More Replies...People like that are the reason why I immediately dislike anyone who says BS like "I'm just being blunt/playing devil's advocate!". Because then they act like any negative response from you is now automatically your own fault.
But playing Devil's advocate isn't about honesty, it's about taking a step back at a situation and trying to get a perspective from the other side. More likely it leads to "what ifs" and, if done diplomatically, can bring enlightenment to an otherwise one-sided conversation. It doesn't have to be right or wrong, though.
Load More Replies...Whenever someone says “I’m not racist, but…” the next thing to come out of their mouth is incredibly racist.
That one really annoys me. I have yet to meet anyone who does not have some form of bigotry they have to work on. Even if it's thinking blue eyes are somehow superior to green. And it's all just as stupid as that. And includes me
Load More Replies...Whenever a statement such as."I don't mean to be rude" or "I don't want to hurt you" is followed by "but", expect the exact thing they said they didn't want or didn't mean to do. The first part of that sentence was just a lie.
Maybe you should (insert offending words here)
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, physicist Steven Wooding from the UK told Bored Panda that the first thing you should do if you doubt a fact or piece of news is to use trusted fact-checking services. Some of these include PolitiFact.com and FactCheck.org.
"I think that while reading the news every day, we should never forget that the world is a complicated place. The events that occur are usually the result of multiple processes rather than a single cause," he said that there’s rarely a simple answer to complicated issues. And we shouldn’t expect to find simple solutions.
🎵 this store is on fireeeee 🎵 edit: woahh that’s a lot of upvotes
We don't need no water, let the motherf***er burn!
Load More Replies...Can confirm. That was pretty much the attitude of myself and all my co-workers when I worked in a grocery store.
That's where the existential dread and the self pact happen 😒
Load More Replies...that ! i don't hate myself, a hate my-tomorrow-self (or my-yesterday-self hates me, not sure)
I'm the same. I procrastinate so much even my death would be delayed.
I thought it was an edit for amatures. Took me three times reading to understand
Load More Replies...right? Its like, "I wouldn't wish this paper cut on my worst enemy!" Who's your enemy? A snail?
Aw man a paper cut probably really sucks for a little snail :( especially if you get salt in it
Load More Replies...I do wish stuff like stuff on my worst enemy. Sometimes stuff plus other stuff. Double stuff. With a side of stuff.
My mother was a terrible human, words cant even describe. I dont hate her or wish her anything but the best because im NOT her and dont want to be. She died alone so karma hasmy back anyways
I do think of my worst enemies getting it, then l feel bad for thinking that.
It doesn't matter how much you may hate another person. If you've truly been through something traumatic mentally, physically, or both you'd never want anyone anywhere ever to feel pain like that.
"If a theory explaining an aspect of reality has monocausal tendencies (or even shamelessly presents itself as monocausal), it is highly likely to be wrong. We should develop a habit of thinking about this every time we hear a theory supposed to explain some 'hidden truth' to us. Then, if you think to yourself, 'Wow, that sounds pretty monocausal!'—it's a sign you should do your research,” Steven told Bored Panda.
I wish this were always true because I would love to find the woman I got cheated on with and let her know I was pregnant and he was probably lying to both of us but I don't even know where to begin
My partner is a search trainned and still can't find his own socks lol
That's why your wife can find things in the house you can't. The criminals are probably just standing behind a jar of mayo.
Bro, if I’m gay does that come back around to me, my friends started calling me Houdini because I could find lost things so easily.
the FBI should be made up of mums and wives. They can go around finding lost pants and squeezing enough toothpaste for a family of 20 out of the empty bottle and sort out the spices by smell alone, all while tracking down the boys that cheated on their daughters 30 years ago and going undercover at birthday parties to keep an eye on the local Karen(s)
Not gonna lie, isn't that what FBI wants you to think that way?
My husband thought a uterus was a homing device. I told him, "no more than a penis is a divining rod".
Also I have nosy siblings and don’t really want to explain all of my messages 😅
Load More Replies...And you're more likely to wipe your hands before picking it up to check instead of just sliding a possibly damp or greasy finger across the screen
Load More Replies...I do it so I dont get distracted by notifications when I am there for you, to listen to you, to enjoy you. Simple as that.
This! I never keep my phone on the table unless I'm wating for a call.
Load More Replies...Huge red flag if someone makes a fuss about not having access to your phone. That's controlling, shows no respect for boundaries and privacy, unhealthy compensation for insecurities and more often than not cheating themselves.
Also would rather get spaghetti sauce on the cover than on the screen.
If you're out with someone, your phone shouldn't even be on the table, imo. Your total attention should be on that person and not on your next notification.
Yep. Unless you have kids and need to know if the babysitter calls or something like that. But in general, absolutely.
Load More Replies...If I want you to know I am there and you have my undivided attention I don’t take my phone out of my pocket.
Are you saying people put their phone face up?? It’s a lot harder and you would actually have to think about it if you wanted to put face up…
right now i want to smash a brick at anyone because my aircon is loud and i cant get into a comfortable position
oof, I hate when I can't get in the right position! in fact, I am having trouble finding it right now too. joy, we can suffer together!
Load More Replies...🤣 I totally get this. I have an autoimmune disease and when I flare up it's like my brain can only handle so much. Lights are too bright, there are too many people around, too many noises and my feet tell me they weren't made for standing.
Ear plugs. You need to wear ear plugs. I wear them all day when I'm home.
I get this way on the bus and the more I take the bus the worse it gets. I have my earbuds in but that always seems to attract people who want someone's attention, so they gravitate towards me. The screechy fare boxes, the talking, the people playing music aloud, the shouting, the cramped spaces, feeling my arm being smushed into the window, the cigarettes and perfume, the flashing sunlight through the trees and blinding death rays from the glass skyscrapers. It's all too much.
"The world is complicated: many processes are going on that we don't have time to follow, don't have the knowledge to explore, don't have an awareness of their existence. Conspiracy theories are usually simple: in their worldview, one cause determines everything (the world is ruled by lizard people, etc.)," he said why some people fall for conspiracies.
Anybody else sprinkle their tumeric and be like: this golden powder is that which would give me eternal blessings from ancient gods!!! Just me? ok.
I worked in the vitamins and supplements department at a grocery store for two and a half years. What you described is EXACTLY how I’d sell turmeric supplements to people XD
Load More Replies...Why would you be the King of my country because of an American product? Also, whilst that would be very expensive indeed, we were the richest country in the world in the 17th century and still are the 4th richest in the world...
Load More Replies...I think my wife is slowly getting tired of me flinging open the cupboards with all the spices in and flamboyantly declaring "Behold! My baronial wealth!" whenever I need nutmeg.
Anyone with indoor plumbing and a toilet is living better than an emperor
I had to make a list of all my herbs and spices for labels the other day and stopped counting after 70.
But then the DMLE would catch on- better stay in the ✨muggle✨ world
Load More Replies...That boi better bring me a tree cause I plan on quitting my job and opening up a cookie factory just for him!
My instant first knee-jerk thought: They better not be giving that goodest boi CHOCOLATE cookies!!
I thought this was at a school in Brazil? (Correct me if I'm wrong) after watching students paying with paper money for their lunch he started coming with leaves for food.
Turns out it was from a pot plant. That explains the dog's munchies and why the vendor took it in exchange
At work I prepared a drink fo a customer and it almost tumbled over so I yelped "STAND STILL!" And one customer walking around stopped dead in tracks, asking sheepishly "me?"
Someone in the store yesterday said "SUSIE WE NEED BREAD" and it scared the s**t outta me so I quickly grabbed bread even though there's other people named Susie as well and I forget that
I sometimes act as if my name is trademarked.
Load More Replies...I once yelled at my dog (who was running to jump in the river while she was supposed to jump in the car) to come back that my neighbour's dog came and sat next to me :D
In the school playground I yelled to my son 'E____, stop that RIGHT NOW!'. A dad whose name was also E_____ jumped out of his skin.
Bike isle at Walmart... Little boy said "But imma ride it at Dad's house! Please!" " She said "F*** him! Get yo a** off that d*** bike! You ain't gettn s***!" 🥺 I got off my bike, as well, 😂 got to the register and he was in line 2 registers away, looking defeated. Then she made him do all the work at the register.... She must really hate his dad.
"They present (at least at first) a clear and lucid vision of the world—often based on Manichean [good vs. evil] opposition. They give the false impression of thoroughly understanding and explaining the world in a simple way," he said.
"Studies prove that people who believe in one conspiracy theory are much more likely to believe in another. In this sense, I think that every conspiracy theory is wrong. They differ only in scale, but they are all part of the same mechanism."
you may or may not love her work, but she knows how to show love and admiration
Around the time Born This Way came out, I knew a little girl with serious illnesses whose Make-A-Wish trip was to see and meet Lady Gaga. LG spent way more time with her than she had agreed to, really interacting and being just lovely.
Recently went off on my high-schoolers principle over this. If my kids gotta pee they have to pee. My oldest had a uti.
Load More Replies...Our school tried to ban going to the bathroom during class periods, like you could only go during passing period. On top of that most teachers would count you tardy if you came late because you were using the restroom… like what the crap
Or drink water from the water fountain for more than three literal seconds after playing outside / having PE in the crazy hot Central Texas weather. WTF was that? They didn't allow us to drink water in class. Did they want us dehydrated? Because that's how you get dehydrated.
Yup this is why we don't learn because I am far to focused on not passing out and making sure that no one heard my stomach rumble then having a panic attack because I think someone heard my stomach rumble then asking to go to the toilet to have a panic attack in peace but the teacher says no so I have to sit and have a panic attack in class and it's getting worse cuz I think everyone is watching me and I'm about to pass out because of low blood sugar but I'm not aloud to eat in class... F****d up indeed
I remember the days of raising your hand and wiggling it with increasing intensity as your teacher ignored you. Some teachers would pretend like they didn’t see you at all. And there was always that ONE teacher who wouldn’t let you go until you said “MAY I use the restroom?” instead of “CAN I use the restroom?” Ah, the 80s and 90s. Good times.
I reported a kindergarten teacher when my daughter was doing remote only classes last year, she refused to let a child(not mine) go to the bathroom durning morning reading class... he ended up wetting himself on camera poor baby and his mom didnt care she was sitting on her phone instead of making sure her 5yr old was paying attention... so I contacted the principal about the situation next day durning class the new policy was u can get up and go whenever u need just tell the teacher before u disappear off camera
you forgot "humiliating them in front of the rest of the class when they peed their pants" One can only hold it for so long before the body takes over and handles it for you. 6 hours of holding it isn't healthy. Thanks for damaging my bladder teachers of Ethridge Elementary School Garland Tx ca.1984
Let's be real here: nobody goes to the mall and doesn't buy anything!
You never used to just hang out there after school, or pop into the arcade? Well okay, things have changed from when I was a teenager I admit.
Load More Replies...100% does not work! As soon as we get there, my husband disappears to the nearest pretzel shop🙄
I don't get this thing. "Omg you gotta stop me from making bad choices"
I feel so bad for the people inside a store I just came out empty-handed. The guilt is real. Just follow us when my husband and I are doing groceries with a list but I'm hungry - he puts everything back and if he missed any at the cashier I can only choose one. That's the deal.
Tell her to lock her purse/wallet in the car & no, she can't use Google/Apple/Samsung Pay, either. And in writing that she won't get mad when you refuse to loan her the money.
i go to the mall and i don't buy anything, but I'm broke to begin with so yeah
Left: Pete Davison and Kim Kardashian. Top Right: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. Bottom Right: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly
Load More Replies...Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, machine gun Kelly and Megan fox, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis barker. They're famous in the US and England sometimes
Amazing how many generic looking "celebs" there are, do you think someone ordered too many and now we have a job lot?
3 celeb couples who may or may not be together in 6 months... or 1 month even.
The left: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson. Top right: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Bottom right: Megan Fox and MGK
I wish I didn't. I only know by accident because celebrity worship is so big in the US. I don't have social media nor do I watch reality shows, but the useless information still finds me.
Load More Replies...Ok, ...once I read some of the post I recognize the names of the women but have NO idea who Pete, Travis or Machine Gun is!
pete davidson is a comedian. machine gun kelly is a former rapper, now punk rock singer. travis barker is the drummer for biink 182
Load More Replies..."So it's a sink, but deconstructed. I was inspired by the ancient cultures that invented plumbing."
Load More Replies...Is this in one of those restaurants serving deconstructed dishes... even the sink design reflects the deconstructed vibe?
Yeah "Functioning" is the answer I give when I know the interrogator either doesn't want or can't handle the truth.
I'm at level "make s**t up, say it with confidence, and people will follow along." That's also how I became a manager.
I do this. With locked doors so I can finish the damn song before I hear "mooooommmmmmmm, so and so did ....."
I sit out in the car and finish "Don't Stop Believing, hold on to that feeeeeling...." Then I go inside and stop believing...
Load More Replies...I worked in a downtown public library dealing with people all day. Including colleagues. There were a few times I went to the underground parkade at lunchtime and sat in my car while I ate my cheese sandwich. Couldn't handle the lunchroom. Peope are frigging exhausting.
It has genuinely never occurred to me before right now that there are absolutely zero extroverts working in any library anywhere. So yeah, that would be exhausting. You have my sympathies.
Load More Replies...In fact, I’m sitting in my car right this very minute, looking at this.
Had a roommate who made this a regular for me 😑 ...wait until she went inside after smoking 3 cigarettes and I won't see her for the rest of the night
This is fine until my mother closes the garage door and is still talking on the phone to God knows who. So we quietly open the garage door and just let her continue her phone call.... Safely. 😂
This seems to be correct, but my heart doesn't want to believe.
Yeah I saw a pic of me on my mum’s friend’s lap as a baby the other day and I was like “wtf she looks as old as I do now” 😂 she was 26 in the photo and I’m 29 now so I’m even older. I remember thinking 20 sounded so old. Kids are hilarious.
Load More Replies...It feels like they aged quicker back then. Probably from all the indoor smoking, the lead paint, and the leaded petrol fumes.
Now that I am 40 years old myself, I know exactly how those haggard old friends felt. :(
I thought 40 was really old... Now I'm 62 & wish l was 40 again.
“What in gods name IS it?” “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I suggest we pack it back up, tape it into a bundle with industrial tape, burn it in the incinerator and never, ever talk about it again.” “Deal.”
Do something not everyone does. Brains of longtime addicts, highly functional, barely functional or completely outta their mind for decades straight are sought after. If you can arrange that, you will be a very valued specimen.
Actually, they take all kinds of bodies. I'm donating mine because of my medical conditions. It helps learn what the conditions look like
My brain assumes that everything after 2019 happened in one year so last year is actually 2018 for me
For me, they are -6 yo, my brain temporaly implodes and I keep living on 1999.
I am bad at age estimating, so this post is wayyy too relatable
For those who were already adults at the turn of the 2k, it gets even weirder. What do you mean it's the last century? Oh wait it is.
I still don't believe people born in 2012 is already 10, I just won't do it, my cousins are babies till this day
Probably everything? People already trash down normal movie theatres with heaps of discarded/thrown snacks and their packages, let's add some spilled drinks and so on.
Load More Replies...Our cinema did this. The lights came up and the film paused because I was snoring
Don't lie! Each one of you thought of a specific song at this moment. Which one was it?
Enemy by Imagine Dragons, I’m not saying it’s bad, just saying that the rest of the song isn’t as good
Load More Replies...But Pasoori is a lit song that's so much better on YouTube. My apologies to the English speaking world for not mentioning an English song but this is the most amazing song made in recent times and music from my part of the world deserves more global recognition.
No, that just means you're more cultured and not stupid.
Load More Replies..."Bitches come and go brah, but you know I stay". I listened to that part and I thought "this song is LIT !!!", then I watched the whole video and I was like 😬 *cringe*
Today is March 756th 2020 and no one can tell me otherwise
Load More Replies...If I dedicated some time to learn how to Excel, I'm sure I'd love it. But, right now, it feels like a dozen Minions are running the show.
Some verions still do this: Write January, February.. Then pull down for the rest. Maruary, Apruary, Mayuary.. Thanks excel
Quoting a friend of mine: "At least you know where you are with Microsoft. I just wish I'd brought a paddle."
Am I the only non-native English speaker who has prepared himself to Google horngus, dongfish, scungle, and nutte sac only to find out that I have been fooled?
Native English speaker here- this is fake but the references (dong, horn, dillsack and nutte sac [nut sack]) are references to male genitalia. In all actuality this is just a freshly hatched fish with yolksack still attached.
Load More Replies...AAAAA CALL THE HOSPITAL IM DYING OF LAUGHTER SHDBDBBDBSJSJSBXBSHZHBZBJSHSHDJH
Everytime I look at it... good bejeesus I can't stop!!! ☠️
Load More Replies...I wonder if they make those at the same place they make the almighty Plumbus. /S
You think that was bad? Let me tell you about the great Zoom class era of 2020.
i miss just not getting dressed all day, and then just searching through our booty for a good ol' snack while having the meeting on in my airpods. if i had my airpods back then, that is. got them last year. im a bit late
Load More Replies...Every time I see this little girl in whatever meme, I feel really sad for her and just want to picker her up and hug her and giver her ice cream.
I just hope she's recovering from whatever and the coloring is making her feel better.
Load More Replies...And to make it even more complicated, the anti-vaxxers alleg that COVID was a government/media conspiracy.
The teacher turns around and looks at the class "Now then, Things really turned to sh*t in 2023 but that only set the stage for the following 10 years"
Well, current kids aren't working too much on the 1989-1990 chapter, so don't worry about that.
even til 1990 is too optimistic, most teachers kind of stop with WWII where I'm from
Load More Replies...So they're also imitating us during those times. That's a great way to learn
This kid is going " mom, I know that you had to do school at home and that your grandma died, and all... But I just started the chapter....." Grabs the book mom , "we don't need no stinking book, go wash your hands put on your mask and will tell you. It started in 2019....."
Whose great grandma out there just walking around naked cuz this man stole her clothes?
I keep thinking that he seems like a trainwreck, but then again, compared to Kanye, this dude is kinda mentally stable and fun? For Kim he might just be a breath of fresh air haha Everything is relative, perspective matters
don't know why I know this, but that's Pete Davidson, dunno what he's got to do with Kanye though
Load More Replies...After this interview he's headed to Walmart to be in one if those "People of Walmart:" collections along with some dude in neon green cowboy boots, fuchsia hot pants, and a shirt that says "I'm with Stupid" 😅
All I can think is that he's hung like a baby's arm,holding an apple or it's like a rolled up newspaper
That's Pete Davidson, an SNL comedian, has a Netflix special. Dates very successful and beautiful women. Is very open about his mental health problems and the medication he takes for them.
Load More Replies..."Don't treat your children in any other way that you would treat any other person you meet or are friends with."
Exactly. Ask yourself: would I yell to my adult friend? Would I beat an adult passerby? Would I talk this way to a coworker? Then why do you treat your child -probably the human being you love the most in the world- like that?
Load More Replies...Not going to lie, I've been known to lose my s**t with kids and shout at them quite badly, but it takes a lot, and I mean a lot, for me to get to that point, and if it was anyone else but my kids I would've likely done a will smith on them - like when I found out my daughter made up lies about my dad to her friends about how he was abusive to me literally days after he died - that totally deserved a bollocking from me. Teenagers especially push limits like you wouldn't believe, and as such need to understand how damaging their wee fantasies can be. That being said I've never hit my kids, never will - I fully understand they're just people who will have good and bad days just like the rest of us, they're not immune to it just because they're kids. It's my job to raise them to be good adults and I'll never wrap my head around people hitting and generally being abusive to their kids - that doesn't raise good people, it raises more people who'll abuse their role as a parent
You are spot-on - I have chosen to not have children because I don’t dare trust myself in the role of a parent. I can tell myself over and over “I will never be like mom”, but I just don’t dare. It’s just one more thing she took away from me by being physically, emotionally, and verbally abusive.
Load More Replies...I came across so many parents that acted like they hate their kids. Then I was there telling my daughter I love her every day and hugging each other all the time to the point the school noticed and thought there was something wrong. That's where we're at, everyone. It is now suspicious if your child expresses affection to their parents.
This isn't as common as people think and it's becoming really stupid how many people just assume every kid is just getting beaten at home.
all of my friends were raised with gentle parenting and theyre the most chaotic roudy and disrespectful people ive ever met i wasnt and I think i turned out pretty well.
Except, and dont hate me, but my sister was a hell demon early on. There was no time out, or conversation with her, it would take a slap go shock her out. Shes better now, but it still requires that half second of pain.
Once the generation of "Go get the wooden spoon!" die off, kids may stand a chance.
"Say you allow the kid(s) to run the house rather than be a parent to them without actually saying it". Believe it or not, there is such a thing as disciplining a kid without beating them. Some of the most immature, entitled adults I've ever met had this type of "let's sit down and talk about our feelings" type of upbringing. It may be fine in some cases but generally kids who never grew up with limits and the word "no" make bad adults who don't know how to cope with something they don't like.
Just learning this phrase, how my sis is parenting (and it was so confusing/frustrating)
I absolutely love scalding hot showers they are absolutely amazing
My wife is the same. When she leaves the shower, her skin is lobster-red.
Load More Replies...Nope stay in till it starts to cool then add more hot water this is how we beat the men !!!!
I do this and try to summon my inner Daenerys Targaryen and fail every time
I love them on the coldest Winter night. You're lowering yourself into it all like "ow ow ow ow ow..."
The trick is to slowly add cold water, like a trickle - I stay there at least 30 minutes. The funniest thing is that I love really cold showers.
Can't shower with my man for this very reason, I freeze or he cooks. Or we both cook 🤣
Yeah, about that....my bestie and I are doing the same to them. So, even?
Yeah, my friends bond while talking shi.t about everyone... mainly the b.itchy girls and the a.sshole boys. Please excuse my language, I am Australian, it is in my DNA to swear.
Load More Replies...I’d ram myself right between two of them talking about me and be like “yes! you’re right! I AM funny-looking and I dress stupidly! Let me tell you some of the OTHER stuff you’ll dislike about me!”
Load More Replies...I don't think anyone, let alone 2 people, gives enough of a sh*t about me to bond over disliking me.
the less people that like me, the less people want to borrow money or help them move. being an introvert has (some) advantages
Off to youtube I think! Turtles eating strawberries... ed: makes a little crunch sound, their faces get covered in strawberry goo so it can look like a crime scene (and according to comments, eating a raspberry instead enhances the latter look)
Oh it certainly does 🤣 baby tortoise with raspberry image search is a great pick me up lol
Load More Replies...I'm sick of Will Smith Oscar memes but this one is the best I've seen!
pro tip: always say that you are a bit tired and that it is not so good so that if it’s good you’ll get complimented a lot
"please enter new password"...."new password cannot be the same as old password".
Load More Replies...I hate when an app or website makes you use a special character, while others don't allow you to use one, and I use my regular password plus a special character... I forget it almost every time
*adds an uppercase letter* "it must contain a number too" *adds number* "also must contain a special character" *adds exclamation mark* "great, all done...now add three memorable questions, and then select all squares with cars in". FFS, I JUST TO WRITE A COMMENT ON BORED PANDA!
My days are either “oh. I forgot to eat.” or “ima get 12 doughnuts for each meal”
Well Salty Jesus is explainable, like look what he died for in today's world!
We have a statue in my town of Jesus. His hands are out as in "I will hold you" but all I can think is him saying "f*****g really guys? This is what yall doing now uh?"
Load More Replies...Every one! Bitter Jesus! Spicy Jesus. Sour Jesus. I display my own ignorance because I can’t picture umami Jesus. What is hi like?
How many people did they actually feel worthy enough to view as human to count?
Well when they view over half of their own population as sub human I don't trust those numbers. Ohhhh it's a communist friendly page, so just propaganda.
You saw a sn with marxist in it and assumed they weren't proving your point exactly?!
Load More Replies...This is very cursed…. Also try not to start another pandemic
Load More Replies...Oh great, so how long until someone eats that thing and we get another one of those bat diseases???
A big wig at one of our clients asked me the same question. If he asked, "have you ever been skiing?", I would have accepted that as a reasonable question. But he actually thought skiing might be a hobby of mine. I was wearing a 'sale-rack' shirt & tie. Do I look like I have a lodge in the Alps?
i got that while admiring me mate's harley. said i should get one so we can go riding together weekends. like bra... am a mid income earner with 5 young kids bra..
Seriously does people ever travel Just to see museums, castles And other curiosities or they Just lay on a Beach for 2 weeks like a ashore pebbles?
I didn't grow up with money, but I grew up in a city in the Alps. Context, people, context.
Yeah in a New England city, it's really common. I mean, you definitely need *some* money, but it's not just upper middle class types doing it.
Load More Replies..."this girl is awesome" is all thats going through his mind while nuggets are flying.
Well that lad was looking to pick up some chicks anyways, he just got a bucket of extra crispy too!
I doubt they were still extra crispy at that point.
Load More Replies...I need to know more about this. How do you even fit chicken nuggets into your bra? Isn't that uncomfortable? Smell? What about all the grease? And how do you FORGET something like that?
I started working in an office in 1979 at age 21 for a little over $4.00/hr and barely supported two people
When my mom started working at an insurance company at 18 in 1972, she made $300/month!!!
Load More Replies...If she was making $7/hr when she started working, she's either not a boomer or didn't start working until her 30s or 40s.
First library job, reached 18 and my pay went down. Asked them about it. So sorry too bad. At 18 you start paying full government deductions but you didn't get the normal raise because you haven't been here long enough and are still on probation. Worked another year on a pittance. About 1962. I'm a pre boomer. Born before the war ended so no boomer gibes please.
This lady isn't a boomer! I'm late Gen X and my first job payed $4.25/hr in 1994!!
My first job ( Saturday and after school) paid £1.50 per hour when I was fourteen I did 8 hrs a week and got paid on the Saturday,thought I was loaded...I'm 50 now so would anyone care to work that into todays rates?
I have indeed bought a book because the cover was pretty. Hated the book.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT? Don't give me unnecessary anxiety by pulling that card.
I hate the tell me later crap. Either tell me now or don't contact me until you can.
My friend called me around midnight once. I was unable to pick up so I told her that I needed a moment and then I could call her back. She said she had something to tell me tomorrow. The next day I woke up after barely getting sleep and asked her what she needed to tell me. Her urgent thing was asking me whether I was going to be at a swim meet. 🤦🏼♀️
maybe that dog thing was a show character! like not tv but maybe acting?
Hast thou availed thyself of the newest antics of Karagiozis? He hath madeth excit'ment of Cerberus! (yeah, I know, I'm mixing Shakespearean, Old English, Greek, and Turkish there)
Load More Replies...I've always wondered why everything that people from history did had to have some meaning, some significance related to religion or spirituality- why? Not everything we do has some deeper meaning - maybe someone made those wee statues because they looked cool. Maybe they collected them the way I collect pop vinyls? I don't worship Howard the duck but I sure as hell have his pop vinyl. We seem to put people from history on this pedestal and forget they were just people, and I bet they were just as fickle as we are today, that they had certain belongings just because - no big sentiment around it, they just had it because it was cool.
I've wondered that too. I wonder if some things on display in museums are just an ancient person's version of the "live, laugh, love" trend??
Load More Replies...A major schism happened due to some worshipping Grommet at the same time.
Nah I think it' just me, Kanye, you, chi-wen Shen, Will Smith, Lakota Wolf and and My O My.
Load More Replies...Apparently looking at the comments I'd say everyone is, in fact, low key losing it right now.
I would say, "Why would I tell anyone. It would be nice to have someone to talk to that can keep things private" and then I would hug the dog
God dammed auto correct drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk is that hard to spell drunk not dunce!
How bout this a drunk furry breaks into your house and you are to so dunce that you think there real
okay that's Kanye in the first picture and the other is Pete Davidson in an SNL skit
What does ‘beefing rn’ mean? Christ, the evolution of slang is going at Warp 9
"Beefing rn"= "Beefing right now"= arguing/ disagreeing/ fighting right now
Load More Replies...Kim Kardashian's comment really means, "No one wants to work long hours for slave wages and no benefits while being verbally abused constantly." And no one should want that.
Yep! And did you know that the Kardashian clan hires unpaid interns all the time?? No wonder no one wants to work for HER
Load More Replies...i stand for it. like the hunger games except without the killing
Omfg same, my parents would take me too the gas station and I would switch with one.
Which one? The pile of dirty clothes, or the pile of clothes that I washed and dried but never folded? Cuz they’re both like 10 feet tall.
It's taken over my entire sofa. I think it's become sentient, sometimes I hear the TV at night when I'm in bed, I'm pretty sure it's been binging the first season of Euphoria.
im waiting for the weekend to do it, I can hold out a little longer without pants
I split it in 3 and put one pile over other junk that needs to be sorted and put away, one pile on top of work that still needs doing and one pile in a basket of what I wasn’t sure was clean or dirty clothes…
Ingredients: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup and 2% or Less of: Concentrated Orange Juice, Concentrated Tangerine Juice, Concentrated Apple Juice, Concentrated Lime Juice, Concentrated Grapefruit Juice, Concentrated Pear Juice, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Thiamin Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Natural Flavor, Modified Cornstarch, Canola Oil, Sodium Citrate, Cellulose Gum, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium, Neotame, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Potassium Sorbate to Protect Flavor, Yellow 5, Yellow 6.
And this is why we don't use our real names on Twitter, boys and girls.
This is the old tunnel to Twitter. We don't go there anymore.
Load More Replies...I’ve been eating too many confused and abnormal people
Load More Replies...Well I eat a whole bunch of stuff and it tastes pretty darn good so what's going on here?
Tangy jesus, i never expected to find spicy jesus here
Load More Replies...There are 2 Mistakes in his statement. The best transit system is not in the wealthiest country. The US don't even appear on the list of top 5 transit systems (I think New York came in at #9). Based on global income, China is the wealthiest country, based on GDP per capita. it's Luxembourg.
I’m sure he was really going for exact literal precision with his statement and not trying to, you know, make a point. XD
Load More Replies...The country where 1% have all the wealth? I get it, their private plane doesn't need this.
true. been thinking of writing a story about one of those “ creepy guy stalks girl, they end up together, family members slowly start disappearing, it’s him, she finds out he’s obsessed over her” bla bla bla
That is horrifying and would probably be extremely popular.
Load More Replies...“Wealthy character falls for someone from the wrong side of the tracks” is the one I fall for every goddamn time.
oml same! what are some of your fave cliches? i love big strong guy who looks mean but is a marshmallow, smol and angry and out for blood, arrogant jerk who gets owned by their future love interest, and wholesome childhood bffs turned lovers...
I fell in love with my childhood BFF so yeah… cliches can be alright
Finally someone said it! Why are people normalizing completely normal things ALL THE TIME!?
I dunno, I feel like they're perfect for a Florence + the Machine concert.
Looks like what a middle aged guy would wear in a Disney film to pass themselves off as a little old lady
Somewhere on Bored panda there is a bunch of pictures of people wearing these clothes and acting like farmers... It's great
I love salt and vinegar chips! My 5 year old son hates them, but my 4 year old daughter loves them as much as I do.
But salt and vinegar has a s**t ton of taste. And that taste is delicious.
They are UK's third favourite flavour of crisps behind cheese and onion and ready salted.
I love them but they literally burn my mouth. After a big bag I have, like, dead skin coming off my tongue and cheeks! And it's not a lack of taste thing. We're both gourmet cooks (not professional) and I have a well-developed palate. I just like them. They remind me of my childhood, growing up in the stockroom of my parents' grocery store, sneaking bags when they weren't looking, LOL!
Britain. We love a strong crisp! Worcestershire sauce,marmite,prawn cocktail,pickled onion to make a few! The ultimate salt and vinegar crisps are 'discos' God they burn.
Mmmmm discos. I’m quite partial to squares too, but discos have the most flavour. I once ate three packets in one sitting as a kid and I couldn’t taste properly for a week
Load More Replies...But his butt is like a furnace…. He’s too warm for me and I overheat…
nah...they are for crying because you know now how bad it really is...
Load More Replies...Looks like I have a ticket to ride in that same boat with ya :O
Load More Replies...Your twenties are for grossly exacerbating what is wrong with you, using alcohol and sex.
Put a vanilla milkshake or some yoghurt in there, take it to the trainstation or the mall, have some sips when a lot of people are watching
At least take the label off lol. At least it's a green solution..? 😅
It's called Shabby Chic and every middle class home has something like it
I have a middle class home and the closest I have to this is mason jars and those old fast food disney collectors cups. My tupperware drawer, however, is filled with take away containers lol
Load More Replies...what is this game? i genuinely don’t know and i would like to prove my gaming worth.
Purble Place for Windows Vista!! It came pre-installed iirc.
Load More Replies...I remember playing a dos noddy game which had a similar game, except you had a ‘correct’ cake or cookie and had to squash the incorrect ones before they got packed and shipped. It had an epic splat noise when you crushed the incorrect sweets and I wish I could find it because it’s stuck with me as a memory for nearly 3 decades.
Holy crap I had forgotten about purple place. I played it whenever my grandma came over. I miss being a little kid
I (29F) want to watch Encanto SO BAD but I don’t have Disney+ :( I need to know why we don’t talk about Bruno, it’s killing me.
So if you're older or younger it's okay to not like you? Was this directed at a specific person and through the interwebs lost its meaning in translation? Or is this person's ego really that giant?
Santa Claus will come to town, deliver one present, and then f*ck off 30 miles east, like he does in the movie adaptation of the book Father Christmas, which, as we all know, is the most reliable source of Santa Facts.
I see somebody from the simpsons who got burned in a house fire so they ended up getting plastic surgery to remove most of their face and their arms
Wasn’t the issue that people were upset because she transitioned during adulthood, meaning her body had already grown up/formed structurally male in musculature and skeleton, and thus on average she is naturally stronger/faster than the other female swimmers? Literally every article I try to read about this subject is so vitriolic on one side or the other about the subject that I don’t even know what the facts are. :(
After a long enough period of hormone replacement therapy any possible benefits from how her body developed have been more or less negated. That's why they do testing of hormone levels. In the end the basic facts are that the folk who study human bodies and the folk who arbitrate the sporting events have decided that trans folk are allowed to play and it won't be unfair. Folk who aren't studied in it think their opinion matters, when it's not informed by anything but their feelings.
Load More Replies...What's needed is either separate trans categories for sport or everyone competing under the "We are all equal" category.
Yeah! We need another way to segregated a group of people that have to deal with discrimation in almost any other aspect of his life. I have another idea, why we don't let people live their life as they want?
Load More Replies...i remember seeing smth that said, "trans girl defies expectations by being the worst player on the girls' basketball team"
I didn't get my license until I was 30. I was in a couple bad car accidents and I was too scared to drive for a very long time.
I was 27 and have anxiety so was worried about having professional driving lessons
Load More Replies...When you live in a country with great public transportation, you don't need to. I was 32 when I got mine.
34 no license. Bought my first house and of course public transport isn't great. I still have no intention of getting a license due to my anxiety disorder.
I grew up in the 80s/90s and was told in no uncertain terms that I WOULD learn to drive and get my license at 16 because my parents would not be driving me anywhere ever again. My mother was actually hostile about it. There was almost zero public transport in my town then, and it’s a large enough city that biking was impossible… so I got my learner’s permit at 15 and driver’s license at 16. For many years I was so confused why a few of my friends didn’t want to get their license… driving was my only freedom from my mother XD
Joseph...got a sweet coat, interpreted dreams, his brothers hated on him, sold him into slavery, got put into prison, then became the prime minister. I can totally hear Drake singing " started from the bottom now we here" as the tik tok lady read all of that.
They'd have a YouTube channel for sure. The cowards who became teachers.
Load More Replies...They look like the characters in a Doctor Who episode that you know won't survive to the end
Mine is named after his father, but neither go by their first name, and I'm not with said father anymore thank you sour jesus
Don't use that last word. Slurs are never funny.
Load More Replies..."You wouldn't do that to a random stranger." No, I totally would, because most of them totally need it.
"You wouldn't do that to a random stranger." No, I totally would, because most of them totally need it.
