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Creative pizza places not only have the tastiest menus, they know how to put a smile on your face even before you take your first bite. Say you fill the "special instructions" box on your ordering app with a request for a joke in the box. Do you really think they will miss the opportunity to display their sass? Bored Panda has compiled a funny list, showing the times people got more than they bargained for when asking for a special "topping" on their pizza, and it'll surely make you smile. And hungry. As usual, scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!
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#1
For Months I've Asked For Someone To Draw A Kitty On My Pizza Box. Today, I Finally Got It. I Am Definitely Amused
Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
Which is both fantastic, for the customers, but sad for the artists!
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#2
Ordered A Pizza And Asked Them To Draw A Giraffe. They Nailed It
diane a 6 years ago
So that's how art-students pay their fees these days - they work in pizza places.
Sammiche 6 years ago
Yeah, that's pretty much all we're qualified for when we graduate...
Load More Replies... Chris Pitch 6 years ago
A pizza and a long neck? Perfect combo. (Long neck is a bottle of beer in my part of the world)
#3
Maybe I Should Call Pizza Hut And Get Them Fired...
Anthony Canepa 6 years ago
LMFAO, that's what you get for ordering from pizza hut!
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arthur lindsay coker 6 years ago
So I could see before and after. Wonder wat's on the Pizza? grass?
#4
When You Put “Send Nudes” In The Pizza Hut Delivery Instructions...
#5
Buddy Of Mine Asked The Pizza Place For A Joke In The Box. This Is What He Got
Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago
The jokes are funny but that pizza looks awesome! Dammit... now I want pizza and nobody is open yet. Why does Baby Jesus hate me so much?!? Must I be made to suffer???
Pattie Kelly 6 years ago
Now send the half of the pizza back and ask for all your money as a return!
#6
They Listened, They Finally Listened...
#7
Asked For A Joke Inside My Pizza Box. Was Not Disappointed
#8
A Guy Asked Us To Write On His Pizza Box "Something To Cheer Up My Girlfriend." Wonder How That Went?
James 6 years ago
then when the girlfriend suddenly shouts "OMG YESSS" you realise you should have been specific
Gracie Mae 6 years ago
be careful what you wish for! would love to know the outcome of this one!
Donna Cheung 6 years ago
Now now... the girlfriend is probably cheered up, but how about the boyfriend?
Hugo Raible 6 years ago
Here is how it went: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10bty4/a_guy_asked_us_to_write_on_his_pizza_box/c6c7olb/
#9
"Write A Joke On The Inside Of The Pizza Box"
#10
I Asked Them To Draw A Dinosaur On The Box
#11
Before I Left Work, Customer Made An Order Asking For A "Panda Riding A Giraffe While Holding A Red Solo Cup On The Box"
Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
A giraffe might be able to hold up a panda. Any physics experts around who can figure it out?
#12
I Deliver Pizza Part Time. Somebody Ordered Online With The Instructions "Draw A Classy Cat"
Sophie Warner 6 years ago
Damn you! I'm getting hungry & my tuna pasta bake is still at least half an hour in the future!
#13
My Roommate Asked The Pizza Delivery Gal To "Write Something Funny"
#14
"Please Draw A Cute Heart On The Pizza Box"
Ivo H 6 years ago
I've been in Italy recently and was surprised, that all Quatro Formaggi (four cheeses) pizzas i saw there were on cream base, instead of tomato. So it's probably not so weird after all
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Denise Mirto 6 years ago
one of my favorites is white with mozz, pignoli nuts and black olives
Sue Branham 6 years ago
All these comments about white pizza! I wonder who the artist is, a medical student? Perfectly drawn heart! Bravo!!
diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Got to be a medical student to be able to draw that - helping pay the bills
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#15
I Work In A Pizza Shop, A Customer Asked For A Dirty Joke On The Box
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 6 years ago
my dirty joke = why do cave men drag their woman by the hair? If they drag them by the feet, they fill up with dirt.... :D
#16
When You Ask For A Drawing On Your Pizza Box
#17
We Ordered A Pizza And Asked If They Could Draw Something Cool On Box
#18
I Asked Pizza Hut To Draw A Funny Picture On My Pizza Box And This Is The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen
Iris Engler 6 years ago
Maybe disappointed that you ate the whole pizza already :-)
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#19
Asked For Socially Awkward Penguin On Pizza Box
Captain Marvel 6 years ago
The Pizza Hut in my country is really, really gross. If you want decent pizza you gotta order Dominos 🙃
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Pattie Kelly 6 years ago
SHOCKER penguins live in the cold. So this one must have melted on the box.
#20
I Asked Pizza Hut To Write A Joke
Anthony Talak 6 years ago
They charge enough for their pizza already (more than anywhere else). So they should probably pay their employees.
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Viki Banaszak 6 years ago
I loved working at Pizza Hut. Great peeps at the ones I worked at. I even wrote a little ditty- " I work at Pizze Hut, I am a pizza sl_t. Hey! My boss loved it.
#21
I Work At Domino's And Was Asked To Draw A Spongebob Meme
#22
Customer Asked Me To Write "I Love You" On The Pizza Box. Wrote This On The Inside
Ayesha Ilyas 6 months ago
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#23
We Asked Domino's To Draw A Unicorn On The Box
Roger Haywood 6 years ago
Are they saying the pizza is good enough without a unicorn? looks like it.
Ayesha Ilyas 6 months ago
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#24
Nolan Asked The Pizza Delivery Guy To Draw A Space Cat On The Pizza Box
#25
My Brother Ordered A Well Done Pizza. This Is What He Got
Ethan Daniel Harley 6 years ago (edited)
who tf cuts pizza like that? (I get that a lot of people like square pizza, me included, but what about the edges?)
Adam Young 6 years ago
Its called a Chicago cut. Its for people who want to share more pieces without order more pizza.
rhyan lumilay 6 years ago
if you're in group you can slice them by that so everyone can eat and so that every part of the pizza can be eaten since some are not fond of the crust while others like it.
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
Looks like Yoda and the Grinch had a kid (and I agree that's a weird way to cut pizza)
#26
When Pizza Hut Have A Great Sense Of Humour!
Captain Marvel 6 years ago
I would not have been able to eat that pizza upon casting my eyes on his puckered little face. Gross - time to order sushi.
Whatevers not taken 6 years ago
Ahhhh pour cry baby. Its too bad he is making America awesome and the economy has skyrocketed. So what's your excuse now for not liking him. Proven not racist or bigot and has lowered taxes as promised. Your move.
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#27
I Wrote "Meme" Like 200 Times In The Delivery Instructions
danielw 6 years ago
....... and this guy (the customer) is the reason they only give us 50 characters to give instructions.
rhyan lumilay 6 years ago
they should be given tips for the effort of drawing/writing something in the box.
#28
He Said He Wanted 'Star Trek' And That He Didn't Mind If It Was Offensive
John Baker 6 years ago
He was Jewish, so I suppose it's possible he never did.
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#29
Requested That The Pizza Guy Write A Joke On The Pizza Box
BusLady 6 years ago
Why are you getting downvoted? There are many people unemployed who would be happy to find a job, even at minimum wage.
Load More Replies... Pattie Kelly 6 years ago
No one likes working at a pizza place yet they are so many who do. I'm confused.
Roger Haywood 6 years ago
I'm gonna delete that comment. In hindsight that's not a nice thing to say. Sorry. I was trying to be funny.
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#30
Asked The Pizza Place To Write Me A Joke On The Box, They Delivered
#31
Good Luck!
Ellie Ragsdale 6 years ago
OMG I just noticed the pepperoni spells out prom.
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jeffrey blankenship 6 years ago
Unfortunately, it's always been a thing.....this new generation just feels that it's mandatory to try to name everything with stupid "frienemy" style grammar.....I cringe at the thought of future generations.....
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We Asked The Pizza Guy To Put A Joke In The Box
rhyan lumilay 6 years ago
They think their jobs are not important or they are sad of their work, they shouldn't be since they are hard worker and they fill us with great and wide variety pizzas. We will not have any if they are not there to serve and conveniently deliver those priceless creations right at our doorsteps.
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diane a 6 years ago (edited)
What do you do for a living? - Creative Artist in the packaging division of a major international fast-food corporation. Would look good on a CV
diane a 6 years ago
I guess it all depends how busy they are on the night as to how much time they can put into it. - brilliant though
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diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Stomach grumbling and mouth watering for pizza now - and not even 9am. I think this is great - never heard of it before. Sadly, being a small town here, we dont really have a dedicated pizza place that delivers.
Jana Whitehead 6 years ago
Small town business opportunity? (2 caution lights here) The struggle is real.
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Sasy 6 years ago
I hope that Pizza Hut and other pizza stores do something about lack of joy their staff seem to have :( I would also like to see the creators of pizza boxes start to actually put jokes or something inside the boxes if people are so desperate for the entertainment, it could be fun, like fortune cookies :D
Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
Wouldn't that spoil the spontaneity and the 'will they/won't they' aspect?
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BusLady 6 years ago
Having worked in fast food restaurants (not pizza, though) I can tell you that humour in the workplace can make the job more enjoyable. In this case, they know that the person on the receiving end is reading their message and appreciating their humour (as well as the food). 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Tammy Ralph 6 years ago
I didn't even know it was a thing to ask pizza guys to write on your pizza box.
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
yeah, me neither, this article is the first I heard of it
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Max Palmer 6 years ago
These are awesome and now I'm in the mood for a slice.... who am I kidding I'll be eating the whole thing
diane a 6 years ago (edited)
What do you do for a living? - Creative Artist in the packaging division of a major international fast-food corporation. Would look good on a CV
diane a 6 years ago
I guess it all depends how busy they are on the night as to how much time they can put into it. - brilliant though
Load More Replies... diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Stomach grumbling and mouth watering for pizza now - and not even 9am. I think this is great - never heard of it before. Sadly, being a small town here, we dont really have a dedicated pizza place that delivers.
Jana Whitehead 6 years ago
Small town business opportunity? (2 caution lights here) The struggle is real.
Load More Replies... Sasy 6 years ago
I hope that Pizza Hut and other pizza stores do something about lack of joy their staff seem to have :( I would also like to see the creators of pizza boxes start to actually put jokes or something inside the boxes if people are so desperate for the entertainment, it could be fun, like fortune cookies :D
Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
Wouldn't that spoil the spontaneity and the 'will they/won't they' aspect?
Load More Replies... BusLady 6 years ago
Having worked in fast food restaurants (not pizza, though) I can tell you that humour in the workplace can make the job more enjoyable. In this case, they know that the person on the receiving end is reading their message and appreciating their humour (as well as the food). 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Tammy Ralph 6 years ago
I didn't even know it was a thing to ask pizza guys to write on your pizza box.
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
yeah, me neither, this article is the first I heard of it
Load More Replies... Max Palmer 6 years ago
These are awesome and now I'm in the mood for a slice.... who am I kidding I'll be eating the whole thing
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