Not every hurtful action deserves jail time. Sometimes, a bad deed is pretty trivial and could even be forgotten. However, we humans are petty and vindictive creatures, so we improvise. We devise detailed plans of vengeance, and when everything is done, we even post stories of the petty revenge ideas we’ve carried out online.
Bored Panda has collected some of the best revenge ideas people have come up with. These stories prove that everyone should think twice before being an asshole to other people. Keep scrolling to find out what epic revenge ideas the human mind can come up with!
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Grandma's Revenge
She could spend it more wisely. There is nothing else to spend charity money on than climate change...nothing.
Load More Replies...It's your money and you can do what you like but what a waste when it could do good. I would give monthly donations to charity. You can still tell them what you doing and why to stop the squabbling.
In their name. so they send all those 'thank you for your big munies' cards. and after the donations stop... they never leave the family alone :)
Load More Replies...When my father refused to spend his retirement money, I asked "Why?" He said he wanted to be sure there was money for us to inherit. I looked straight at him and said "It's your money..you worked your butt off to earn it. The one who deserves to spend it is you! Don't worry about us." By the time he passed last May, the money was gone as my sister used it to take care of him. But he felt no guilt about not leaving us anything. It's as it should be.
Your father sounds like a good man and you sound like a good daughter. I am sure your father died knowing that he was loved by you and your sister.
Load More Replies...I would donate to a pet shelter and send my ugly relatives thank you cards in the name of shelter. 🐾
She could spend the money by something usefull - charity, dog shelter, home for seniors, etc. 🤷🏻♀️
Would have been a lot smarter and nicer to have given it to charity or someone who really needed it, but it's a classically cold dish of vengeance for sure!
Lawyer-up and distribute your assets however you wish BEFORE you die (gifts, charities, trust funds, etc.) so that you die essentially penniless. That makes things uncomplicated for everyone so as to preempt any internecine squabbling, as well as potential taxation entanglements.
Petty Revenge
Hopefully it was a tattoo of her name in a big heart
Load More Replies...Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk
Parking over the line is ridiculously inconsiderate and she's lucky all she got for it was a turtle to color.
It is inconsiderate. However, I've had a situation where someone else parked over the line and I had to park next to them now placing me over my line. Then, while I was shopping that person left and now I look like the jerk.
Load More Replies...While most parking shame notes/signs are probably deserved, sometimes you’re left no choice but to park that way yourself. All it takes is one idiot to park their tire on (or over) one of the boundary lines, and it forces everyone who parks parallel to them to do the same. In one case, a car to my left was partly in my empty spot - I had to invade a bit of the already-occupied spot to my right just so I could open my door (I live in ‘Murica. Steering on the left). When I returned to my car, who got the nasty windshield note? Me. The idiot who should’ve received it had already driven away. Someone made a point to call me a "parking douche bag” :-/
nope..back car into spot real close to their car take pictures of cars and license plate..do it all time here in florida
Load More Replies...That's hilarious! It's not rude or nasty but it certainly gets then point across.
this should be obligatory on all parking spaces... some are so bad that it just breaks ones mind when you see it
I was blocked from getting into my car. I went back in the store, bought a bag of "zip-ties" and took them along with two shopping carts out to the parking lot. Zip-tied the carts fore and aft to the vehicle that had blocked me in, and then went back into the store to wait and watch. Didn't have a long wait; the driver of the offending (offensive?) vehicle didn't have a lot of fun trying to get out of his self-induced pickle.
Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had
I would make a will AMD say goodbye to my loved ones. This cat will not forgive and will not forget.
i shut mine in the bedroom to bring in groceries....i left the sliding glass door open and she ripped a hole in the screen so she could sit in the back yard...a-hole
Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way
I would say it's more 'logical' than 'creative'...
Load More Replies...Wow, that's real cheeky of the ex-GF to keep using Petty's Netflix account, without asking. Serves her right!!! 😹
Should You Go Through With Petty Revenge?
If you’re seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it’ll make you feel better. We often generate what seems to us evil revenge ideas just to irritate people we perceive as our enemies in work or personal life. It’s one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.
“The struggle with revenge is centuries old,” she wrote for Psychology Today. “Shakespeare said, ‘If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?’ Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising.”
“But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, ‘Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.’ Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, ‘An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.’”
Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It
And it seems to be a warm sunny summer day that it will create a bit of buzz too
Absolutely deserved. Should have added some peanut butter too!!
Load More Replies...Don’t know why,but most of the times I see something like this it is always by BMW drivers (parking on crossing,2 spaces,parking on places infront of the stores where there is no parking spave,etc). Like, 7 out of 10. This makes prejudice,but in my experience it is not prejudice,it is “I saw it too many times” situation.
Well, there's a joke in Germany: "A new law was passed. Tailgaters will get their BMWs confiscated."
Load More Replies...I did this once with superglue and to make sure my nice note didn't fly off his windscreen.
Shame that comes off quite easily with nail varnish remover.
Load More Replies...Looks like a bloody murder scene happen right in front of the car.
You are right...Maybe he parked like an idiot somewhere else and the jelly happened and then he drive here and parked like a jerk too. Maybe some peanut butter should be added.
Load More Replies...Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him
Yea, coleman's mustard is aming the most brutal mustards I know
Load More Replies...Had a mystery thief at work that seemed to like my turkey and avocado on sourdough sammies. Only, the last time they ate it..I subbed the avocado for a sh*t load of wasabi..... I heard lots of coughing from the break room.
Aaaaaand? What happened next? I must know!! Confrontation? Law suit for damage to thief's larynx? Talk with management and termination? Swift kick to the thief's (presumed) balls (leading to a variety of endings...)??? One MUST KNOW!!
Load More Replies...someone kept doing that with my sandwiches, so i put laxatives in them, soon found out who was stealing them from work... never had any sandwiches stolen again.
How do you put laxatives in a sandwich, though? Did you grind them up or something?
Load More Replies...I would have spent time to make Jam from a Carolina Reaper or a Trinidad Scorpion Pepper, then put that in the doughnut.
Better make a delicious ones and put a lot of laxatives medicine. He gonna s**t himself and you will know who is the lad.
I live in Norwich England where Colman's mustard was originally made. My husband's grandad was a foreman there so my husband when he was a baby lived in a Colman's house, and oh boy a doughnut full of mustard that is one heck of a mouthful!!!!
It's so vicious! I'd love to see his face when he bites into that.
Bizarre that someone does something like that repeatedly, and obviously not sneakily or they wouldn't know it was a "lad".
Load More Replies...Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge
as a normal, rule following human being, this makes me happy. Only way it could be any better is if it was a Mercedes GLS or BMW X-whatever.
Load More Replies...Probably related to the a*****e who takes up two to three spaces parking at an angle—-in a crowded parking lot, I might add—-to save his precious car or truck (quite often not even an expensive model, either) from being parked in. Total d**k move. Anyway, I like to park right up next to one of the corners of his vehicle, and always hope someone else will be of the same mind and box the other corner in too, so he’s (yes, this usually is a male thing) totally stuck.
Sometimes, it's a teeny tiny, dyed blonde Karen, driving an F-150 double cab
Load More Replies...Did...did they park where they store the carts? What made them think that was allowed?
Why/How did they park like that? It appears like it's inside of a store - is that even possible?
You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car
Unless the reason for parking in two spots is that the driver or a passenger is using a wheelchair and actually needs much more space to maneuver in and out of the car than one spot offers. But only then.
Load More Replies...cute...but it is possible when they parked the car next to them started the bad lineup and then gone once you saw it. it happens in the parking lot of my office all the time.
It's a huge lot, park elsewhere. Looks like a Home Depot cart.
Load More Replies...Me too! Got a big bag of zip ties and no time for s****y park jobs.......
Load More Replies...Unless you leave a note they may have no idea why you did this. These people tend not to be very observant. After all, they didn't notice the lines.
they probably would't even notice that the cart was zip-tied to the car.
Load More Replies...Not that I park like this, but this is reason #1128 why I carry a pocket knife. Also, you're never sure WHY they parked like this - I appreciate the ingenuity but might turn out to be a pretty good reason, which makes YOU the a*s.
I never leave the house without my knife and a lighter, and no I don't smoke lol, but you never know when you might need one or the other. Being a country girl (woman) it's a lifelong habit.
Load More Replies...This one is kinda risky because you don't know the situation the cars people are in. They should have a disabled sign if they are disabled though.
Also looks like the truck in front of them parked over their line too since this car is lined up behind it.
Load More Replies...The problem with this is maybe someone parked badly and this guy was left with this choice. It does happen.
Zip tie carts to each door and pile carts in a ring around it and zip tie all of them together.
Punk’d
One day I let a older man pass in front of me in the Supermarkt because he was having a lot of ages and only 3 articles. He call his wife that was carrying a shopping car full to the top. Couple thank me and explained that their son were in town, have car , so they use the help to get all products at one and not only what they can carry themselves.
One person, small cart...I would do the same. Bring in another cart and a family of help? Now you are abusing generosity AND KNOW IT.....I am apt to have my wife park my truck behind your car....until I come out. And take my sweet time doing whatever I want.
Load More Replies...I hate it when there is a long line, so they open another lane. "I'll take the next person." Then people all the way at the back rush over. Also hate it if I've already put all my stuff on the counter.
As beautiful as I think this was, I can't help but think of the consequences later on IF this particular lady in question was going to drive home and any possible negative things other drivers then encountered.
I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk
ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole - the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet - a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again... to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.
I can't believe there are still men who think telling a woman to make them a sandwich is somehow funny
Ovreheard a drunk guy tell a woman to make him a sandwich. She mimed waving a wand, then said: "BAM! You're a sh*t sandwich with no girlfriend," and she walked away.
As a man, there will always be those who make me wish I wasn't. To quote Negan `she has a set of Beachball sized lady balls` whereas her critics are just pathetic.
She is responding to trolls: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/jade-hameister-internet-trolls-sandwich-south-pole
Thanks for sharing that. Excellent article, and her Tedx video is fantastic!
Load More Replies...My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead
In my town, some a******s raided all of the decoration a kindergarden put up - including all the self-made ornaments MADE BY LITTLE KIDS!. I can only guess it was bored or drunk teenagers because it's a degree of assholesness only a temporarily insane person is capable of.
Load More Replies...Some one broke into our underground garage and stole my walker (I store it in the garage during the winter). It was securely locked to a steel O-ring. Looks like they cut the lock..and stole that too. I'm on disability and the company won't replace it for another 18 months. Who steals a disabled person's walker? D:
Here you go: Download: https://www.mediafire.com/file/mte4e24h472yw8d/sr.zip/file Make the exe autorun on a usb/flash/thumb drive so when you insert the usb, there is no need for user intervention! ** Only works in Microsoft Windows ** ::::: For Best Results ::::: -= Make several ("Loaded") autorun usb/flash/thumb drives with this exe file (document included to show how to do it) =- Leave a ("Loaded") usb/flash/thumb drive in your foot-steps. Examples: School Work Library Network Cafe In the Taxi-cab On the Bus In the Train Station At Someones House... Anywhere some fool will pick it up and put it into a computer. Pass these ("Loaded") usb/flash/thumb drives around like a joint... You get the idea! The best idea ever! They won't --- or shall I say, never f**k with you again, guaranteed! -= Master of Revenge -=
Mad Wife
Am I the only one who looked this up on Spotify? Found this playlist with the complete collection:https://open.spotify.com/artist/2PgD2yAtkUcDgZ1Yz0SPSA 😂😂😂
You were pretty much guaranteed to lose that one, buddy. However, from personal experience, when your snoring spouse of 43 years dies, you find yourself unable to sleep without the snoring -- seems it is comforting to always know your mate is by your side. Ladies, take note. Wish I had thought to record that snore for replay on those lonely nights.
You can't help it when you snore... maybe there are some temporary fixes but some people have legitimate issues. It's fun to joke around with your spouse but common.
Some snore engines are amazing you can even feel some gear changing
Load More Replies...Deserved Petty Revenge
yes. eight years later, hold a child responsible for actions she likely didn't understand were stressful for you at the time, and is so far away from them she won't be able to connect the behavior with your reaction. way to show your child how to be a mature adult.
I agree with Kaley... relax. Lighten up! Child probably went back to sleep and they laughed it off the next day. No major damage done
Load More Replies...Yeah, right ... And then you wait that she's 16 to vomit on her because she did it to you when she was one month old?
You people make me lol. [Mom plays "I've Got Your Nose" with baby] kurisutofu: You MAIMED that child!
Load More Replies...It's other way round- it is your daughter who avenged your parients for what you did for them when a kid.
Clearly some people expect a 4-year old to have the same understanding and responsibility as an adult.
Clearly some holier-than-thou adult has less sense of humour than a 12 years old.
Load More Replies...The daughter is 12 now, but this father still has the mental age of a 6 year old. With little hope of maturing any further. I don't understand how people can like this petty meanness.
Wow you have no sense of humor... babies wake parents up constantly for years and one joke of waking their daughter up early is meanness? Grow up!!
Load More Replies...Evil Genius
Oooooh! You would have caused less offence if you'd slapped his mother! Tea in the microwave is a mortal sin! :-D
can I reheat it at least? I forgot about the tea I made some time ago very often and it's already cold ;p
Load More Replies...I dated an Italian and when I wanted to annoy him I cut my noodles with my fork.
What Triggers Revenge?
Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack, and counterattack can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.
“Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future,” she said. “But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions other than to inflict suffering on others.”
“Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt, and power.”
I Applaud This Level Of Petty
Well, 'attacked' can also just mean jumped up at him or maybe tearing at the trousers. Scary for the victim but not enough to get rid of a dog, much less put them down. It's still s****y behaviour to just ignore someone who feels or is threatened and leaving poop lying around is also a d**k move, so it's a good revenge.
Load More Replies...How does it work then? You take pictures of someone supposedly committing a crime and send them to the police and on the same day the cops fine them without confirming their identity or anything? Maybe I misunderstood something
Likely to the apartment management as a fine for not looking after common areas. And in some places they actually DNA test the dog c**p to fine people
Load More Replies...Love that so much... If you had gotten bitten, you could have gotten the dogs put down too. **I do love dogs but bad owners cause issues and unfortunately its tough for dogs to come back from that
Joe Mode
Depends what the information icon displays when you select it. The description may not be as nice. I don't know though.
Load More Replies...That's an absolute win for Joe if its true. I'd love to have my own mode in a fancy expensive car that I will never be able to afford.
My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day
Good for you for taking the p**s out of him. Flat earthers are just silly. He might as well say the sky is made of candy floss.
Where did you get the vintage globe? The USSR hasn't existed in more than 30 years
Flat Earthers really annoy me. THE EVIDENCE IS THERE PEOPLE!!!! Also, if the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the side by now.
Flat earth believers have supporters all around the globe...
The day a flat earther shows me where I can walk off the edge into space is the day I believe the earth is flat.
Hopefully he's traveling to before the 1990's. That globe calls Russia the USSR.
I’m 34 and seriously as a teenager I wouldn’t have believed that I would live in a world where “flat Earthers” would be a thing...😐
Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch
Waaaaay more common than you’d think—-and has been going on since forever. I mean, I was poor and struggling when I was younger, but I never once thought that would justify my stealing someone else’s food. I just did without. You never know if that person may be struggling too.
Load More Replies...I can smell that through my screen. that's just nasty. I hope he learns his lesson.
I thought 'What's wrong with Tuna and cheese?' Took me a moment to notice the cat on the tin!
A couple of dozen jalapenos would really add to that. And a tablespoon of English mustard.
Many years ago I worked as a heavy equipment tire man so that meant that I worked out in the field. I would show up early in the morning and load up the tires for the jobs that I needed to do that morning and I'd leave my lunch in the shop's fridge and then come back to the yard for lunch and a tire reload for the afternoon jobs. Several times my lunch had been stolen and I finally got tired of it. So over the weekend I set 3 frozen burritos out in the HOT sun on Friday and refrigerated them over night on Sunday and took'em to work on Monday morning and went about my business for the day. Note, I'm from Phoenix, AZ so it gets damn hot here in the summer time. Anyhow, it knock 3 guys out of work for a couple of days due to food poisoning. My boss knew about my plan before I did it and he decided to give the 3 thieves and extra week off without pay. I love this story and I tell it every chance I get.
I wonder if they noticed the difference. That would have been cool to sit and watch them eat the entire thing, then tell them about the secret ingredient.
The smell from heated upcat food would not be pleasant..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I had someone doing that when I was in the Navy. So I made a cake with Eppicac syrup (makes you puke violently) and put Ex-Lax tablets ( makes you s**t violently ) all over it and melt of those for icing. I made an announcement at morning muster that I had brought in a cake and no one should touch it until lunchtime. We finally figured out who the thief was about 9:30 in the morning…
The Best Petty Revenge
You didn't have to eat it lady so don't look so sour and stop talking to people like that.
she looks like she never passes up a free meal, hell, any meal!
Load More Replies...Stephanie can take her head out of her a*s and go buy her own a*s lunch. Byeeee
She doesn't need any Olive Garden, or any restaurant food, in the first place. She looks like a c**t, & I'd have a really hard time doing something generous like buying lunch for someone who is nasty to me daily.
Everybody always says bad things about Olive Garden. I don't know why. Have you had their salad. It is always COLD. Always CRISP. I could eat one of their salads every single day.Forever.
just stay away from anything with fish. Puked for 3 days after having calamari. They never even offered to reimburse me the money I had to spend on take out tacos for my guests at my BnB. I cook all the food hot. There was no way I could even get out of the bathroom that night! Nope! No Olive Garden for me!
Load More Replies...Sleep On Your Revenge Ideas
So, how do we deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Try to fight it for as long as possible. Eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations.
“When people don’t get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn’t act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn’t a big deal. Then, it’s easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse.”
So, even if you have come up with some petty ways to get revenge on your colleague for constantly losing your stapler, think twice if it’s really worth it. Instead of wasting time on inventing revenge ideas, you could always just start placing your stapler in the drawer and maintain peace of mind. As they say, the best revenge to take on people who irritate you is to live an unbothered, happy life.
When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece
My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win
It should be "FINAL NOTICE - this is your last free lunch. XO - Mom."
Load More Replies...Once they're old enough to request no notes, they're old enough to pack their own lunch, no?
My mom left me notes in my lunch all the time I was a kid. I so wish I had even one of them now.
Sonic Savagery
Well, it’s true. McD’s in my town frequently had a broken ice cream machine and my dog and I were very disappointed.
When I was in fourth grade in high school we had the sign with "IV" in the middle of our door. My classmate put P and O in front and behind it so it read "PIVO" which means "beer" in Czech. We laughed every time we saw it. We also had to take it down. (Yes, I still remember 12 year later.)
"When I was in 4th Grade in high school ... ". What?!
Load More Replies...Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work
We are raised to believe all bodily fluids are gross and to be avoided. It makes no logical sense, but logic rarely applies to our sense of disgust and isn't easily overcome when do.
Load More Replies...I was thinking the same thing! Like dang, you have enough to spare like that?!
Load More Replies...Well, we all know it wasn’t breast milk, right? Right. Just someone having a giggle at a thief’s expense.
There are a significant number of guys who would pay *extra* for that ...
Breast milk is specifically designed for human consumption so Thanks -B for the milk.
I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day
Wow. This cars people didn't even try. They just straight up crooked parked the wrong way.
I love the idea that the car 'has people' rather than just a boring old driver.
Load More Replies...you know, I got b!tched at once for parking similar to this. BUT: The parking lot was covered in snow, I could not see the markers when I parked (at a store I rarely visit), and I parked in line with all the other vehicles at the time. While inside the snow melted enough to see the lines and everyone parked the same way had left....it is rare but sometimes there really was not animosity or carelessness in the parking
This is such a good idea! I once had to wait before a parking garage (because it was full). Once I got in, there was only one place left and it was next to a German car who was parked similar to the car here. Impossible to park next to. I actually made it fit, but getting out my own car was a challenge. For the German dude/girl it would be impossible though, entrance through trunk or roof only. When in a day I came back to my car, it had a note under my windscreen wipers: "Scheisse Hollander". This put a smile on my face: At least I made his/her day a bit wors :)
It's alarming how people are so disconcerned with the concept of right and wrong, all it matters is self. Sad, really. 😩
I saw the chalk thing used with a red sports car that straddled the white line. They drew lines on either side and wrote "A**hole parking" under it.
I feel the comment should be more harsh. That looks too mild too me.
Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So
I'm glad he/she didn't actually slash anyone's tires. The problem with a lot of these parking revenge stories is that you don't know if that person was forced into parking like that. I have had several incidents where I need to park but the person in the next space parked over the line so I am forced to as well. Someone could come along later and see just my car and assume that I am the rude one.
or heres a crazy theory, park somewhere else...unless its the very last spot in the lot theres no need to park over lines because someone else did.
Load More Replies...Slashing tires is old school. Today we remove the license plates. The cops will pull him over and give a hefty fine.
At first I was thinking "How is that in any way defensible?", then I saw the other pictures XD well played
I have had to park like this because the neighbouring park was parked like that. When I returned the offending car had left but guess who had a note on their screen...
Side note: In most jurisdictions, full coverage car insurance will cover slashed tires if all four tires are damaged. So do three.
Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester
These kind of people just expect other people to do the work for them. Just set an alarm and go to the lectures and take your own damn notes instead of expecting other people to do it for you. I would send my notes to someone if they had a legit reason to be absent, like family issues or something, but not just because they're lazy
Well, don't mix in the first person to ask, since sleeping through an alarm happens to the best people and doesn't make anyone automatically lazy.
Load More Replies...We had a girl like this in class. "Does anyone have the notes? What was the lecture about? I overslept." And she never read the assigned book. Fellow classmates were getting upset about it. I told them to let me handle it. I made up bogus notes with information that was totally contradictory to the text and lectures for 4 weeks. Needless to say, when she failed the next exam, her butt started magically showing up in class because everyone else but me refused to give her notes anymore. I was glad the day our school made a new policy that if you missed more than 20% of your assigned class time, you were automatically failed.
If people complied with the wishes of lazy people, that road would never end.
I relied a lot on people notes this semester and I'm thankful to the nice sharers. I always attend class but online classes... ugh, they suck my soul outta me.
Lazy bum, think about their future, not one who will have a promising career !!!
I would fall asleep in class, at least I attended. Was in too much pain to sleep at night sometimes and the history teacher had a monotone that always made me drift off.
My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them
All you really did was pick them up for them and make it easier for them to throw them in the trash. Should have dumped them out on their front doormat.
I swear I've never ever seen a smoker throw their cigarette butts in the trash. At least where I'm from, they simply throw these out on the floor and leave. It's infuriating
I'm a smoker, 1 pack a day, on the streets I leave the butt in the floor, step on it, then to the trash.
Load More Replies...In our apartment complex, you're fined $50 for every cigarette butt left on the ground. This would have cost them a fortune....
So infuriating! I struggle with smoking. But that's my problem. Dropping nasty butts on the ground turns an individual smoker's problem into EVERYONE ELSE's problem! Gross.
It also makes the place they’re dropped stink like the bottom of a dirty ashtray. Believe me, if you don’t smoke, the stench can be overpowering.
Load More Replies...They deserve it..and p.s. smokers, NEVER throw your butts on the ground - tobacco is biodegradable, filters are not - those little fibers are plastic, stop being a******s. If you're too F*ng lazy to dispose of properly I'm sure your entire life is a mess in addition to the sidewalk.
Your a better person than I am. I would have picked them up & dumped them all over their front steps.
Sweet Revenge
I love it when two total strangers are on the same wavelength and pull something like this off.
Like when someone is trying to fly past a line of traffic to cut everyone off, so you and the guy next to you stay side by side so the douche can't get past :D
Load More Replies...I love the guy that used Hydraulic Wheel Dollies to move a car that kept parking in his spot to a place where none of the doors could be opened and the only way to get in the car would be to climb over the top and go through the trunk.
This is what I always try to get started when someone pulls the d**k move of taking up too many parking spaces like this.
I wouldn't have. The bad guy just would've messed up both cars to get out, right?
Payback
Never had your teeth drilled, eh? They're secretly sadists!
Load More Replies...Seriously, it feels like they're sawing my gums every time they floss me! (And I have good dental health, so there isn't really a good explanation for it)
I have found that if I floss before going to the dentist then they never bother - they can tell. I hate other people doing it as well.
Load More Replies...If you don't like dental procedures then don't go to the dentist. They're optional. Dentists recommend brushing your teeth because it keeps them in business. Why would they want your oral cavity to be trouble-free? They would go out of business. Regularly brushing your teeth with toothpaste kills the beneficial microorganisms that have kept human mouths healthy for eons, and abrade your enamel, enabling caries-causing bacteria to gain a foothold. Dentists are all given a human skull to study when they're in school, and they're all from societies that practice no tooth-brushing, yet strangely have a full set of teeth at a very old age.
Pothole Birthday Party
That is a not much of a pothole... should see the one that took out two wheels on my husband's car. Police car coincidentally came along and then stayed with him as his car was stuck on a dangerous corner until a rescue vehicle arrived. Council fixed that one sharpish when I complained with backup evidence from the police.
Yeah, yall need to drive around Pittsburgh if you think this is a pothole. You'll hit one here and lose a bus in it.
Load More Replies...That's not a pothole. You can see the bottom of it. We have some where you can look in on Satan.
Pfft! That's nothing. I saw kids with fishing poles in the pothole on our corner.
They should drive through Indy or any part of Indiana really, their motto is "New Pothole that needs to go? Put up a Roundabout!"
And those things are not just Potholes, but rather car swallowers here in Indiana!
Load More Replies...Our city has an app where you can report a pothole and it gets filled within a few days unless they are about to redo the entire street. So awesome!
That's NOT a pothole, they apparently have no idea what an actual pothole truly is.
Try driving around Ensenada. You see what looks like a little pothole, and realize it's the roof of a Volkswagen Beetle that's already fallen into the pothole.
I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge
I saw a comedian that used bagpipes in his routine. He said he spent a night at a hotel trying to get some sleep, but the neighboring tenants threw a party that lasted until 4 am. So he waited until everything was dead quiet and started playing the bagpipes. He started off making it sound like a police siren. He said it was pure joy hearing the crashing, scrambling and flushing taking place next door.
We had a champion howler nest door. He'd howl all d***d day long. He was really good at it! My plan was to record it then go walk into his owner s work place and play it for him in front of everybody.
i totally get it, but sometimes you really can't keep your pets quite all the time
Ugh. I don't let my dog bark and my neighbors got a drum set, which they put on their patio... and they are really BAD at drumming. Perhaps it's time for me to let the dog bark... and bark... and bark.... (and I hate my neighbors, they also throw their cigar butts over the fence into my yard...)
Most of the time they aren't at home which is also the reason why the dog is barking.
Load More Replies...There is this method.. It is called Teaching your goddamn dog!
Load More Replies...I love this because you are also exposing your little one to music which is a definite plus.
Jason Is A Mad Man
A kid in class named Jay shouted out during a test in 5th grade: "Silence please, everybody freeze, I'm about to let a big breeze" and then let loose a huge fart and when finished, capped it all by saying "Proceed!".
Very similar thing happened in first grade. We were having a test/quiz and the girl next to me asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher very snidely said "You should have gone before the test started, now go sit down." Not five minutes later there was a waterfall coming down from her chair. That teacher never apologized to the girl and as far as I know wasn't even reprimanded. She eventually became the principal of the elementary school about a decade later. She was a truly mean spirited person who never got any Karma as far as I know.
Some people do have medical conditions that do require them to need the bathroom (both frequently and urgently) are you sure that he was not one of these people?
He just did what he was told. Love it. Such an obedient boy!
The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"
What is the punishment if you steal the sandwich sign then?
Load More Replies...In Nevada..when you are sentence to community service, it involves picking up trash wearing old timey black and white striped prison outfits. I also heard in Australia, that drunk drivers are required to drive around with a bumper sticker that states they were caught for a DUI.
That should make it easier for the cops to identify them.
Load More Replies...Since people seem to have no sense of shame these days, this is a good idea—-just might kickstart it and make them think twice about doing it again. If this is a juvenile first timer committing a petty crime, it could be the result of using mediation in Restorative Justice. As opposed to going to trial, RJ gives juvenile perpetrators a chance to see the trickle down effect of what they did, because their victims are present and not only tell their stories about the effects of the crime on them, but also get to choose appropriate punishment, as long as it fits the crime. For instance, if the kid spray painted graffiti on all the garage doors on a residential block, their punishment might be having to clean and repaint all the affected garage doors. The victims get their doors restored to pre-graffitied condition, and the kid pays for their crime without it being the start of a police record that could label them as a problem for the authorities and end up ruining their lives—look up the effects of labeling children as problems or troublemakers on the school to prison pipeline and you’ll see what I mean.
In 4th grade my teacher made me wear a sandwich board all day that had a picture of a wormy apple, with the message "I'm a bad apple". I can't remotely remember what I did to deserve it (I didn't steal anything)--probably whispering to a friend in class. But I swear, I was honestly traumatized with shame (I can STILL feel that shame)--had to wear it to the cafeteria and at recess. I nearly threw up all day, afraid that my older sister would see me and tell my parents. That was a long time ago--would certainly not happen today, thankfully.
Same thing happened to me at my primary school with the same effect except I was made to do it for almost two weeks while picking up litter (without gloves) and parading my sign every lunch and recess until my parents got lawyers involved. There is soooo much more to this story that shows how barbaric this was and that it was allowed to be done to children in 1992 (I was 7). This and most public humiliations, especially on children and teens falls under "cruel and unusual punishment" now that we and psychologists know better and goes against civil liberties. Also been proven that it does not work as a deterrent and can be a precursor for worse behavior.
Load More Replies...One summer two teenagers spent every day working for the city park department. They decided they would have fun breaking $20'000 of head stones in the cemetery. Judge made it so they had to work 12 hour days, except Sunday, 8 hours. From the first day of summer break to the day before school started the next year. No vacation, no visiting no nothing
In compassionate justice systems, which are most western developed countries except the U.S., they teach that you are NOT your crime. At the least, it should say "I stole." You are NOT what you do.
That's because the US system is about vengeance rather than rehabilitation.
Load More Replies...Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her
And if he doesn’t want to get up off the couch, then he can pay for a professional cleaner to come in once a week. She’s not his mom or his servant.
Load More Replies...Meh just leave him or kick him out. Find a grown up to have a relationship with.
It doesn't say that these 2 ppl are in a relationship, just that they're at least roommates.
Load More Replies...Please don't say you have to beg your husband/boyfriend to do chores when he lives there too... Just dump a lazy loser like that
They never said it was a romantic partner. It could've been a roommate.
Load More Replies...Aww, what a pretty snek! Wow, my husband got over any qualms about mine the first time he held him. Snek is still mine to care for, that's fine, but they are developing a nice bond.
Bitey? You sure? My little toe has more aggression than a corn snake 😬
Load More Replies...That game will be safe....forever! Beautiful markings on the snake incidently!
As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold
That's actually a fun gift idea! I feel like the real gift is that you get to smash something, who cares what's inside!
as long as it's not something that would get broken by the smashing.... of course, I kinda feel like maybe the proper solution here is to just hand them a brick of cement, and laugh as they struggle.
Load More Replies...My brother and I have been doing this since we were in High School. It's never about the gift. it's about how different the wrapping is. Once I sent him on a treasure hunt around Kansas City only to find that his Christmas gift was a potato that I had shellac'd and added an ornament hanger to and it was buried in 3 feet of snow in the back yard....
I gave my sister £50 for Christmas once, i gave it as 50 £1 pound coins and wrapped them individually in duct tape, i still don;t think she has unwrapped them all.
One year my family all wanted gift cards, I stuffed them in jars of slime...
A group of co-workers and I got a gift for our boss (a bullwhip because he liked to "crack the whip" in good fun). We had it canned and gave it to him with one of those P-38 can openers. He loved it, and we all cracked up.
Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge
And then people wonder why so many are too intimidated to work out in gyms.
That’s why I won’t go to the gym by myself. It took me some courage to even go with a friend.
Load More Replies...When my fiancée first went to a gym to lose weight 2 women and a guy started laughing at her. Another guy came up and told her he would help her get started for the next 3 months and when she asked how much it would cost he said he would be her personal trainer for free until she got the hang of it. He turned to the other 3 and told them they should shut up as they are not using the equipment properly even though they tell everyone that they do. Turns out the guy is the manager and does personal training too. My fiancée went from a size 26 to a size 10 to 12 in just over 1 year thanks to his support. She would have left if he didn't step in
Teasing someone who's trying to get healthier is just shameful. Everyone starts somewhere, including you, and you're taking away their opportunity to learn and get better.
Having said that, there are no "gym bros" in climbing gyms. I've had people clap for me when finally succeeding at a beginner route, and no end of high-fives. For some reason like 70% of climbers are nerds, and they're all friendly and supportive. If you're looking for a healthy activity with no judgement, try it out!
Load More Replies...The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work
My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band
This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.
What are those made of? Because I like the way it looks, just not the content
Look over the internet for adhesive vinyls, pretty sure you'll find something you like. Very easy to use also.
Load More Replies...Wait - you and your neighbour have full access to each other's houses?! Okay, it's just two buddies swapping pranks, right?
He seems to have a quite good relationship with his neighbor. Keep that.
Savage Artist
Wouldnt you want to put that on your bedroom door and a cool slogan or something underneath? :)
Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks
wtaf a boy from my school has the exact same name but he's not a skull person ive found his dark twin
Load More Replies...I do believe it would be considered a booby trap and illegal. Like you can't set up a shotgun to go off when someone answers the door. You can, however, coat it in invisible blacklight ink and catch the thief purple handed.
Load More Replies...This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex
Not enough info here to judge if it is justified or not. He may well be a twat or his ex-wife may deserve it. Does seem top level petty though.
Shoot I wouldn't care if I got that check, as long as I can cash it! Hahaha! If I were the ex-wife I'd spin it and say your new wife pays for me to live my best life!
And if he divorces again then both ex could be cheering at his expenses.
Load More Replies...But the ex gets money from him but doesn't have to put up with socks on the floor, nor toilet seat up, nor hair in the sink... win for both I guess
People who divorce seem to forget that they once loved and married the person they're divorcing. No one knows the reasons for the divorce. But the pics look like he's successful and middle-aged, and his new wife looks a lot younger. I would advise this guy to STFU: his new wife may do to him what he's doing to his first wife.
My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me
It IS extremely annoying when someone always says, "I don't know" when asked what they want to eat, followed by them shooting down every suggestion given to them thereafter. I wonder if that's the case here.
You get precisely one veto when you say "I don't care, anything" and then say no. Then it becomes your responsibility to decide what to eat.
Load More Replies...As the cook in our family, I have been hearing this for over 40+ years. What is interesting though is that each and every time they sure know what they don't want to eat.
Idk stands for I don't know and since he asked what she wanted to eat and she said "I don't know" that's exactly what he’s feeding her
Load More Replies...Im guessing this is not a long relationship, if you want to be married for many years you need to suck it up and vent at a wall.
I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer
So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write "do not eat" on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote "don't be a dick." Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person's ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn't hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.
If you put laxatives in your ice cream and someone happen to steal it, how can this be considered poisoning.? It's your ice cream, you do what you want with it.
Right? I mean, what if the owner of the ice cream put laxatives in it for themselves?
Load More Replies...According to the law you cannot set traps for people, even thieves. He could be held liable is something happens to the jerk.
The chemical structure of milk kinda kills the spicy compound (edit: Thank you N S and Samantha! Yes, it's Capsaicin!) in spicy ingredients, if I'm not mistaken. Plus, the cold of the ice cream, kinda lowers your sense of taste, so..... Not sure how effective this one is. Might still taste funny, though.
I wonder if making bitter ice cream would be more effective
Load More Replies...The key word here is 'COMMUNITY kitchen', of course it's going to get eaten by the other 19-20 yr olds on that floor.
My dad’s uncles kept stealing his chocolate, so he replaced it with chocolate Ex-Lax.
Kinda off on a tangent but I've had Jalapeno ice cream and it was pretty damn good. Granted pepper ice cream ratio was a lot less.
My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge
We wrapped everything individually and created a giant ball with his shoes randomly through it (bottom left). The testicles are his basketballs with around 100 meters of wrap on each. Around 4 hours of work with help. Its late, he just got back from his flight and he has to work early in the morning. Here we go...
The environment, however, would not be so pleased.
Load More Replies...okay but I feel like this story requires a follow up. what happened next? (wait, let me get the popcorn!!)
My co-workers actually did this to their manager as a birthday joke. They shrink wrapped his desk, chair, computer keyboard, phone, computer mouse..even his pencils and pens (individually of course.) The manager was always the first one in, would switch on the phones, make a beeline to the break room to make coffee. When the first phone call came in, he was madly tearing through plastic to answer it. "Sure..I can look that up ma'am. Give me just one minute." Puts her on hold, tears through plastic on keyboard and mouse.....
As a going away present for a coworker, the rest of us stuffed his car full of balloons and then shrink wrapped the entire car a bunch of times. There was some glitter for good measure as well. He had a good laugh
Argh, all that plastic AND balloons?! Mother Nature is crying.
Load More Replies...Revenge on friend and kill the environment with uselessly wasted plastic wrap floating around the ocean. Two thumbs down.
Does the environment ring a bell I understand it was rude of him to feed you dog food but seriously there are loads of better pranks to do that are healthier for the earth out there
When Your Ex Writes You An Apology Letter So You Grade It To Send It Back
this reminds me... my previous company have a manager that would do this to his team's resignation letter and ask them to rewrite it. He received a total of 5 letters with "be a good dude and f**k off from my life" as far as I can count, mine is the 6th.
My previous boss also asked me to re- write my resignation letter. What part of "I quit" didn't he understand? Lol
Load More Replies...I don't know...if she would've apologized by being a decent human being and doing it to his face. That way he can't grade her speech. I hate when people have to hide behind their computer, a letter, a text or another impersonal form of communication that was this personal...the writer has no guts and deserves what they get. Just sayin...if you want to hide behind other forms of communication instead of face to face then you get what you get. Just my two cents you can have change if you want.
Well, the guy had blocked her on all social media-- she couldn't contact him so she left the note on his truck, apparently. But I agree with you, like, he obviously doesn't want to talk to her so just let him be. Like, if someone forces contact because they feel guilty or whatever, are they really doing it for the right reasons? The note is all about her, its not about him, and she deserved to be derided for it. Besides, beyond her first name, he doesn't really name and shame her. But she contacted his school and got him suspended after this went viral... so...I guess she got her petty revenge on him too in the end. :\
Load More Replies...I'm an editor, and my ex left me (and our then-7-year-old daughter) many moons ago. If he ever did this to me, you bet your sweet bippy I'd edit the heck out of it and send it back.
Jeez, I can't read this but I think I'd rather have the traditional, old fashioned adios mf than read all that.
Every Time I Get A Spam Fax At Work I Put The Spammer's Number On A Free Monkey Flyer And Post It Somewhere Around Town
Who would call for a free monkey? To be more annoying, they should have used puppies.
I would change the pic now & then. People are more likely to call for kittens or puppies, especially if they come with shots & toys & beds etc, & you can see them with the parents!
DUMB idea for revenge using the monkey for bait ... maybe if the offer was for a cute kitten, then ...
Revenge Cookies
Too much effort, and I don't see a big deal with a raisin in chocolate cookies.
Pettiness Level 100,000,00. My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed
and who really wastes time making beds anyhow? I mean, really, just spread them out when you go to sleep at night. Unless you've got some Hat coming in and getting in your face, I don't see what the big deal is. oh noes, the sheets are rumpled... like somebody actually sleeps there!
Load More Replies...They say you shouldn't make your bed, because it traps moisture and creates a perfect breeding ground for dust mites.
Making the bed before the mattress is cold creates a better living environment for the bugs.
This is normal to me. My husband wakes up first and makes his half of the bed. Then I make my half when I get up.
Actually the easiest way to make a bed, one side at a time, less running around.
Our Neighbors Very Precisely Cleaned Only Their Part Of The Wall
Why should they clean someone else's property though? If the paint flaked off or anything they'd get into s***. I wouldn't do it either
If they were painting they would only do their part too... see this a lot on terraced houses.
Load More Replies...I believe the petty person here is not aware they are the petty person here. Damn neighbors, they refuse to do my chores.
Geez, how petty can you be? Just cut everyone's lawn and be more mature!
Load More Replies...This is normal in row housing. Everyone paints/cleans their own space, not yours.
This looks more like laziness from the poster not pettiness for simply not feeling the need to clean up after a grown a*s adult.
Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud
This one wasn't really justified, though. The guy in the back had been lucky that he had a nice view and then a buyer came along and bought the property in front of him and built a nice big house. The guy was mad that the new house blocked his view, but the guy in the front didn't do anything wrong.
Perfect Roommate
Next time, leave trash there if anyway you gone. She have to live with smell.
I had a roommate do this, which was odd since the entire apt was furnished by me, including the trash bags. I simply brought the trash bags to my room after taking the trash out yet again. I kept a separate trashcan in my private quarters of the apt and she was forced to start taking out her own stuff because it was obvious she was the one filling the trash quickly.
When I asked my boyfriend to help with the kitchen trash . . . HE COMPACTED IT BY CRUSHING IT WITH HIS FOOT, saying it wasn't full enough to take out . . .
My Buddy's Bank Wouldn't Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash
I closed my bank account for the same reason. I had been with a credit union since I was 14, I was never charged monthly fees, transaction fees etc but once I turned 22 it all changed. I switched banks and pay zero fees and have had great service with them for 11 years.
I've always banked with credit unions. I had enough of large banks charging fees for practically the air you breath. US Bank is one of the worst ones.
Load More Replies...Doesn't that just cause more work for an employee who has no say in the banks policies?
I thought there was a limit on how much cash they had to give you. Not that it's gonna be a problem for me.
There is but 1. You either need to give them a few days notice or 2. Pay a fee to withdrawal all the money. It is usually around 10% of what you are taking out but that also depends on the financial institution.
Load More Replies...They also use the money to make a lot of money... eg they use it to lend to others and charge interest. Some fees have been deemed unacceptable in the UK and banks are being made to pay people back.
Load More Replies...A Man Gets Fed Up With His Roommate's Mess, So He Creates An Art Gallery With The Mess As Art-Pieces
I use soured milk in baking. Makes really good biscuits and cornbread.
you can mix good milk with a bit of vinegar to make buttermilk, i would never use milk that has gone bad.
Load More Replies...Tom Beat This Guy's Score On Mario Bros, So He Took His Revenge With This Nice Little Message
That’s What Happens When You Constantly Park In My Parking Space. Try And Get Out Now... I Don’t Need To Move The Car Until Tomorrow
They can totally get out of that spot! There's enough room in the front to wiggle-wiggle their way out of there. Should have parked closer if you wanted to make your point. 😉
It's obviously the UK, and you don't "own" a parking space in this type of street. Anyone is allowed to park anywhere they want, even in front of your house. Parking a bit further (and in the pic, it seems there's plenty of space close by) only means you have to walk a few more steps...so this "revenge" just shows laziness and self entitlement in my opinion.
Erm... multiple places and streets in the UK have parking permits, so if you lived in the house on that street you would be given a badge to put in your car when you park it outside of your house. Lots of other places also have assigned parking spaces, but other people often still park in them anyway because they're a******s.
Load More Replies...My Co-Workers Must Enjoy Conflict
My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor's Kids Left Him A Message
Revenge Is Sweet
The cat looks bored or ambivalent to me. Not sure if it wants to stay warm or something more comfy on it. Have you ever known a cat to just sit there if they really hated something?
Load More Replies...My Wife Is Planning Revenge Against The Annoying Neighbors
I deliberately leave ours to grow, they’re necessary for insect food
Load More Replies...When we were kids we all thought dandelions made you wet the bad
Just going by memory. I think if you cover a dandelion so it's deprived of sunlight, it will turn into an edible salad leaf. Japanese knotweed, now that's def con one. Except of course your property and others in the neighbourhood will never be able to sell up.
Its the roots! Have you ever tried getting them out by the roots? They are beasts!
Somebody In My Hometown’s Retribution For A Neighbor Leaving Their Dog’s Poop On The Ground
This happened to a neighbor of mine. He'd constantly take his dog around the back of our building and let it poop anywhere it wanted without cleaning it up. He came home one day to find someone had smeared his dogs poop all over this front door, including stuffing some in the keyhole of the deadbolt. They left a note about how it would continue if he didn't clean up after his dog. Haven't seen a dog mess behind the building since.
i always went picked up the poo and throw it at the door of the owner
And the perp is captured in the window's reflection, so the car owners now have evidence.
Power Move
but the poster will feel a bit better which is something
Load More Replies...No, no, no. Putting a d**k on the blanket will change the sleep'ers sexuality. In the mind of a small child, anyway.
Load More Replies...And why is it bad not liking others? We're not forced to like others behaviors, that's like a rapist forcing women to like 'it'. We should chose our likes on people the same way this gay choose men over women. I cheer for the uncle's free mind to choose.
If they have absolutely no idea what the other person did it's not remotely revenge, not even in the petty sense of the word. This is just stupid.
I have never heard of a 'tie blanket'. Had to Google it and I am still not clear what it is or why you would have one!
Its two pieces of polar fleece with the edges fringed and then the edges tied together. It makes the blanket thicker and warmer than just one piece of polar fleece but without having to sew and it mixes the colors together for a cute fringe look. My mom and my grandma ( who has dementia) make them sometimes to donate for people undergoing chemo. Chemo makes you cold and they need blankets and because a tie blanket is simple ( no sew) my grandma can still do this project
Load More Replies...I googled it. It's a fleece blanket with a tied/knotted ends (a bit like fringing). We've learned something new today!
Load More Replies...High School Romance
She could have used 'why do you only call me when you're high?' by The Arctic Monkeys
Life Pro Tip: Having A Dirt-Cheap Car Allows You To Be Petty In Parkings
Actually, I wouldn't because they left it for me to be able to get in and back out. I'd just be turning the passenger side mirror in on both cars before moving. Too bad this isn't in North Carolina. Here, if you park over the line and someone pulls in/out hitting your car, you owe them money because it's considered you were illegally parked to begin with.
Load More Replies...The red car driver's side is not blocked. Even the A@@HOLE car can still be accessible from the passenger side. It was just a brilliant way to make a point. I second! ✌🏻
They probably have enough room to get into their car through the trunk and drive out.
This Dad
The poster probably did’t remember his father’s birthday while his at her 2 siblings did.
Load More Replies...That's Gotta Hurt
Fun With Passive-Agressivity
The guy who does this is actually really sweet, but leaves his trash and spills everywhere with no regard for others. Multiple people at my office have talked to him, but he doesn’t care, so we just deal with it. I cleaned it up later but wanted to have some fun in the meantime.
Petty Revenge
I'm guessing that's a poop bag. Funny side note. Had a mystery person in our neighborhood that took to breaking into the back of peoples trucks (canopy and tonneau covered) to steal stuff. So my husband and I threw a few bag under our tonneau..and left it there for a couple of days. We came back from lunch one day to see that someone finally broke into our truck, opened the bags to find 3 day old dirty diapers that had been baking in 93 degree summer heat. Our truck was never touched again...
When The Ebay Customer Gives U Problems Before U Ship
Though Circumstances Are Sad, Am I The Only One That Finds This Last Dig Rather Humorous?
Also it's important to mention that the Crowey family was known for its strong personalities and tumultuous relationships.
Why would you write father (or mother) on a tombstone? Theye were more than just a parent. They weren someones son/daughter, partner, friend etc. Over here we put someones name on tombstones.
People write what they want on a tombstone. You have to do whatever brings you comfort and we are all different.
Load More Replies...Many old tombstones are very plain like that. possibly due to cost of stone masons? I have seen some with Family name monument, and individual headstones.
Load More Replies...This Girlfriend Who Came With Printed Messages
Y'all… New Orleans Is Next Level Petty And I Kinda Love It
Okay, I'll fill it in for everyone: As a Louisiana native that moved away, Saints football fans (basically, all of Louisiana) did not like the last playoff game where we lost. I didn't watch, but there was some call that was made that people felt was unfair, which ultimately led to overtime in which the Saints lost. This also meant that we will not go on to play in the upcoming SuperBowl. So, in an ultimate show of petty, The Times-Picayune printed this, a symbol that Saints fans are not acknowledging the upcoming big game. It's all in fun
Load More Replies...Okay, I'll fill it in for everyone: As a Louisiana native that moved away, Saints football fans (basically, all of Louisiana) did not like the last playoff game where we lost. I didn't watch, but there was some call that was made that people felt was unfair, which ultimately led to overtime in which the Saints lost. This also meant that we will not go on to play in the upcoming SuperBowl. So, in an ultimate show of petty, The Times-Picayune printed this, a symbol that Saints fans are not acknowledging the upcoming big game. It's all in fun
Throwback To When That One Dude's Girlfriend Moved Into My House And Started Putting Up Signs To Remind Us To Be Clean
Homegirl made some blended kale smoothie and left this dirty, so I thoroughly cleaned the whole kitchen and left this note.
or an act of bio terrorism. blech, kale. Y'all realize that before it became 'fashionable'... the only people importing kale was Pizza Hut? as a decoration around their 'salad bar' buffet? yeah. there's a reason for that.
Load More Replies...A Few Months Ago My Fiancée Scared Me With A Cut Out Of Austin Powers, Time For A Little Payback
Though let’s be honest here, any character from that series would have been great. All of the actors were so good. (Though personally Q is my favorite)
Load More Replies...This Teenager
People read her message (to which she receives a "read" notification, common on iphones) and didn't reply. So she sent a voice recording of her screaming to them in response.
Load More Replies...A Local Business Argument That Resulted In A Spite Fence
I found the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4nhw10/this_guy_pissed_off_his_neighbor_who_happens_to/d4499n8/ OP's explanation is buried deep: "Garage owner runs a landscaping and snowplow business. Parking lot owner owns many properties that require snow plowing. Plowing was done and the charge was significantly more than market rate. An argument about pricing turned into a cursing match and d**k measuring contest."
Load More Replies...Had To Take A Selfie And Blur The Driver's Face Out As Payback For All The Faces Google Blurred Throughout The Years
I Turn Hotdog Water Into Ice Cubes For Guests That I Don't Like
they invite themselves over... that's why we don't like them
Load More Replies...I don't like people that do this kind of c**p. If you don't like the guest, ask them to leave. I had a hairstylist one time tell me how she played a joke on her vegan friends by putting chicken broth in everything at a potluck. She said her friends called her telling her they had bad cramps and diarrhea all day. She thought it was funny. I waited until she finished my hair to tell her off. I said "You have no idea if they have dietary restrictions or health issues they may have that makes it dangerous for them to have chicken or any meat product. Messing with peoples health is never funny." The owner of the hair salon heard me, and I explained what happened. When I came back 6 weeks later, the girl no longer worked there.
Totally. Or what if they do it for religious reasons? If that’s the case and she knew about it before hand, then that lady is a racist piece of shot!
Load More Replies...Sweet Revenge
So, I was bored last night and was making a house of cards at my desk. My brother comes over (obviously seeing my concentration as I am holding my creation) and playfully slams on the desk, knocking down my beautiful kingdom of cards.
I was pissed.
I immediately plotted my revenge, and sought out to dish out some Justice in a fairly reasonable and graceful manner. This was the result.
He made a d**k pointing to his brother bed. More work for him then a revenge.
Load More Replies...The brother can't go anywhere in the room without knocking siren all the cats, creating a mess. Sure, he won't HAVE to pick them up, but, ever played 52 Pickup? Imagine not picking them up; they'll end up everywhere. Under furniture, etc.
Vacuum cleaner nozzle with a thin sock over the end - no bending just suck up a card and pluck it off the sock.
Load More Replies...Just a bit of advise on getting even with food stealers. You get your victims as you find them. For example. The person using rotten eggs to poison, their co-worker could (in some jurisdictions) be charged with a crime for poisoning someone, even if they did steal their food. Suppose they had a weak immune system or other ailment and died. The fact that they were stealing your food, isn't going to fly in court. It's about the intent. You don't respond to a crime, by commiting one yourself. I personally never put things in the company refrigerators. One, they are usually disgusting. I bring a cooler bag with ice packs, besides my desk.
I think a lot of these are unjustified and that the people committing the "revenge" are as petty or more so than those who did the thing in the first place. One s****y act is not made better by another!
A former employer was tired of people putting bags of rubbish in the shop dumpster so it was always overflowing. At the end of his patience he resorted to going through the bags looking for anything to identify the culprits. Several times he found mail envelopes etc so he drove to the address and dumped the contents of the bag at the front door.
Petty Revenge is kinda of sickening...Grow up and just say something to the person.These examples turned me off..
When I was in the US Army in Texas I lived off post in a small apartment house. A bunch of Army finance clerks lived upstairs. Finance works directly for CONARC (Continental Army Command), outside of any local jurisdiction. Their offices were in a battalion area run by a Major, a real tight a*s. He'd wait outside their office as they came to work and gig them for unbuttoned pockets, untucked in shirts, hair touching their collars, etc. Every petty little thing he could find and file charges against them. Their response was exquisite: they made out a donation to the Red Cross for $250/month (from his base salary of $728/month). The papers were handled by a clerk who filed them on the day before his discharge. It took 2 months before the Major noticed his auto-deposited check was short. A career man couldn't ask the Red Cross for it back. He filed papers to have it ended but they 'mysteriously' disappeared As did the 2nd set. It took him 7 months to get it sorted. ;-)
Don't know if this qualifies but in 1988 I worked at an engineering company on a large industrial estate. The loading bay was used a lot and kept closed when not in use. A neighbour had a client who would park his BMW in front of the laoding bay despite there being signs saying not to and that we would not be held responsible for any loss or damages. Any car parked there was at the owners risk. One day it happened the boss asked him to move his car and he laughed at my boss and said he would move it at the end of the day. So, as soon as he went into the factory next door my boss lift his car up with a fork lift truck and parked his car in a pay and display car park on the far side of the estate (2 miles away). Needless to say he didn't park there again... Oh and he accrued parking fines of £175 which would have been less if we didn't pretend not to know where his car was and left him looking for it for 3 hours
Just a bit of advise on getting even with food stealers. You get your victims as you find them. For example. The person using rotten eggs to poison, their co-worker could (in some jurisdictions) be charged with a crime for poisoning someone, even if they did steal their food. Suppose they had a weak immune system or other ailment and died. The fact that they were stealing your food, isn't going to fly in court. It's about the intent. You don't respond to a crime, by commiting one yourself. I personally never put things in the company refrigerators. One, they are usually disgusting. I bring a cooler bag with ice packs, besides my desk.
I think a lot of these are unjustified and that the people committing the "revenge" are as petty or more so than those who did the thing in the first place. One s****y act is not made better by another!
A former employer was tired of people putting bags of rubbish in the shop dumpster so it was always overflowing. At the end of his patience he resorted to going through the bags looking for anything to identify the culprits. Several times he found mail envelopes etc so he drove to the address and dumped the contents of the bag at the front door.
Petty Revenge is kinda of sickening...Grow up and just say something to the person.These examples turned me off..
When I was in the US Army in Texas I lived off post in a small apartment house. A bunch of Army finance clerks lived upstairs. Finance works directly for CONARC (Continental Army Command), outside of any local jurisdiction. Their offices were in a battalion area run by a Major, a real tight a*s. He'd wait outside their office as they came to work and gig them for unbuttoned pockets, untucked in shirts, hair touching their collars, etc. Every petty little thing he could find and file charges against them. Their response was exquisite: they made out a donation to the Red Cross for $250/month (from his base salary of $728/month). The papers were handled by a clerk who filed them on the day before his discharge. It took 2 months before the Major noticed his auto-deposited check was short. A career man couldn't ask the Red Cross for it back. He filed papers to have it ended but they 'mysteriously' disappeared As did the 2nd set. It took him 7 months to get it sorted. ;-)
Don't know if this qualifies but in 1988 I worked at an engineering company on a large industrial estate. The loading bay was used a lot and kept closed when not in use. A neighbour had a client who would park his BMW in front of the laoding bay despite there being signs saying not to and that we would not be held responsible for any loss or damages. Any car parked there was at the owners risk. One day it happened the boss asked him to move his car and he laughed at my boss and said he would move it at the end of the day. So, as soon as he went into the factory next door my boss lift his car up with a fork lift truck and parked his car in a pay and display car park on the far side of the estate (2 miles away). Needless to say he didn't park there again... Oh and he accrued parking fines of £175 which would have been less if we didn't pretend not to know where his car was and left him looking for it for 3 hours
