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Not every hurtful action deserves jail time. Sometimes, a bad deed is pretty trivial and could even be forgotten. However, we humans are petty and vindictive creatures, so we improvise. We devise detailed plans of vengeance, and when everything is done, we even post stories of the petty revenge ideas we’ve carried out online. 

Bored Panda has collected some of the best revenge ideas people have come up with. These stories prove that everyone should think twice before being an asshole to other people. Keep scrolling to find out what epic revenge ideas the human mind can come up with!

#1

Grandma's Revenge

Grandma and a funny message

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

win for the grandma, shame for family

Marnie
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She could spend it more wisely. There is nothing else to spend charity money on than climate change...nothing.

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's your money and you can do what you like but what a waste when it could do good. I would give monthly donations to charity. You can still tell them what you doing and why to stop the squabbling.

danielw
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In their name. so they send all those 'thank you for your big munies' cards. and after the donations stop... they never leave the family alone :)

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Carol Emory
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my father refused to spend his retirement money, I asked "Why?" He said he wanted to be sure there was money for us to inherit. I looked straight at him and said "It's your money..you worked your butt off to earn it. The one who deserves to spend it is you! Don't worry about us." By the time he passed last May, the money was gone as my sister used it to take care of him. But he felt no guilt about not leaving us anything. It's as it should be.

deanna woods
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your father sounds like a good man and you sound like a good daughter. I am sure your father died knowing that he was loved by you and your sister.

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Jasmina Pavlovic
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would donate to a pet shelter and send my ugly relatives thank you cards in the name of shelter. 🐾

Anne
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh poor grandma.. Please do all the things you wanted to do and spend it all.

Katerina Huskova
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She could spend the money by something usefull - charity, dog shelter, home for seniors, etc. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ed Brandon
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would have been a lot smarter and nicer to have given it to charity or someone who really needed it, but it's a classically cold dish of vengeance for sure!

Podunkus
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lawyer-up and distribute your assets however you wish BEFORE you die (gifts, charities, trust funds, etc.) so that you die essentially penniless. That makes things uncomplicated for everyone so as to preempt any internecine squabbling, as well as potential taxation entanglements.

Kate Kyffin
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the patience runs out... Grandma strikes back.

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    #2

    Petty Revenge

    Petty Revenge

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god brutal

    Kate Kyffin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you drop the mic as you exited the building? LOL

    Laana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way it is written,hilarious 😂

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all his future girlfriends must have the same name as you. Otherwise, he's got some explaining to do.

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    #3

    Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

    Funny message and a turtle on the paper

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking over the line is ridiculously inconsiderate and she's lucky all she got for it was a turtle to color.

    Shirley Richard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is inconsiderate. However, I've had a situation where someone else parked over the line and I had to park next to them now placing me over my line. Then, while I was shopping that person left and now I look like the jerk.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok..now I'm gonna print a bunch of these off....

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While most parking shame notes/signs are probably deserved, sometimes you’re left no choice but to park that way yourself. All it takes is one idiot to park their tire on (or over) one of the boundary lines, and it forces everyone who parks parallel to them to do the same. In one case, a car to my left was partly in my empty spot - I had to invade a bit of the already-occupied spot to my right just so I could open my door (I live in ‘Murica. Steering on the left). When I returned to my car, who got the nasty windshield note? Me. The idiot who should’ve received it had already driven away. Someone made a point to call me a "parking douche bag” :-/

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope..back car into spot real close to their car take pictures of cars and license plate..do it all time here in florida

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    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No talking, just stop parking like a jackass.

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious! It's not rude or nasty but it certainly gets then point across.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRILLIANT! Im going to use this one

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be obligatory on all parking spaces... some are so bad that it just breaks ones mind when you see it

    Bob Connely
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was blocked from getting into my car. I went back in the store, bought a bag of "zip-ties" and took them along with two shopping carts out to the parking lot. Zip-tied the carts fore and aft to the vehicle that had blocked me in, and then went back into the store to wait and watch. Didn't have a long wait; the driver of the offending (offensive?) vehicle didn't have a lot of fun trying to get out of his self-induced pickle.

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    #4

    Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

    Cat laying in the bathroom next to a messed up toilet paper roll

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played, kitty, well played...

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make a will AMD say goodbye to my loved ones. This cat will not forgive and will not forget.

    Lingon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that is why my cats murder my garden plants when I throw them out while cooking. I just thought they went potty.

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i shut mine in the bedroom to bring in groceries....i left the sliding glass door open and she ripped a hole in the screen so she could sit in the back yard...a-hole

    Podunkus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat’s face says it all.

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a very satisfying look on his puss.

    Kiro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is the middle finger put into an expression.

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    #5

    Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

    Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

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    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's really creative actually

    A. Sherlocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say it's more 'logical' than 'creative'...

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, change your passwords immediately when you break up. Some exes can get revenge on you by resetting your account of your favourite online video game. Seriously, these things DO happen.

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Jeu: How is SHE the stalker? Her ex-girlfriend is using HER account without permission or payment

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's friend did that. It was my account. I shudder to think of what he was watching.

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brilliant and brutal at the same time

    Colleen McDuff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me and I did the same!

    A. Sherlocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's real cheeky of the ex-GF to keep using Petty's Netflix account, without asking. Serves her right!!! 😹

    Coleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra points for “Petty Labelle” 😂

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    Should You Go Through With Petty Revenge?

    If you’re seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it’ll make you feel better. We often generate what seems to us evil revenge ideas just to irritate people we perceive as our enemies in work or personal life. It’s one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.

    “The struggle with revenge is centuries old,” she wrote for Psychology Today. “Shakespeare said, ‘If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?’ Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising.”

    “But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, ‘Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.’ Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, ‘An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.’”

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    #6

    Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

    White BMW car sprinkled with red paint

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    Sivi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it seems to be a warm sunny summer day that it will create a bit of buzz too

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not petty, totally deserved

    Edward Hara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely deserved. Should have added some peanut butter too!!

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    Stevie B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't read the caption at first. Sees picture. "What in zombie apocalypse happened here?" Jam happened. It's jam.

    Laana
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know why,but most of the times I see something like this it is always by BMW drivers (parking on crossing,2 spaces,parking on places infront of the stores where there is no parking spave,etc). Like, 7 out of 10. This makes prejudice,but in my experience it is not prejudice,it is “I saw it too many times” situation.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's a joke in Germany: "A new law was passed. Tailgaters will get their BMWs confiscated."

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once with superglue and to make sure my nice note didn't fly off his windscreen.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame that comes off quite easily with nail varnish remover.

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a bloody murder scene happen right in front of the car.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet not one drop is spilled on the ground.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right...Maybe he parked like an idiot somewhere else and the jelly happened and then he drive here and parked like a jerk too. Maybe some peanut butter should be added.

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    AJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lithuanian licence plate. These kind of idiots are sadly common in Eastern Europe, even as "european" as the Baltics. Good job with the jam

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    #7

    Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

    Person infusing a donuts with mustard

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English mustard is quite pungent so that will be a nasty shock.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, coleman's mustard is aming the most brutal mustards I know

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a mystery thief at work that seemed to like my turkey and avocado on sourdough sammies. Only, the last time they ate it..I subbed the avocado for a sh*t load of wasabi..... I heard lots of coughing from the break room.

    Peta_C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaand? What happened next? I must know!! Confrontation? Law suit for damage to thief's larynx? Talk with management and termination? Swift kick to the thief's (presumed) balls (leading to a variety of endings...)??? One MUST KNOW!!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thast is well deserved.

    Helen Wood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone kept doing that with my sandwiches, so i put laxatives in them, soon found out who was stealing them from work... never had any sandwiches stolen again.

    A. Sherlocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you put laxatives in a sandwich, though? Did you grind them up or something?

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    Sean Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have spent time to make Jam from a Carolina Reaper or a Trinidad Scorpion Pepper, then put that in the doughnut.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better make a delicious ones and put a lot of laxatives medicine. He gonna s**t himself and you will know who is the lad.

    Julie Waterman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Norwich England where Colman's mustard was originally made. My husband's grandad was a foreman there so my husband when he was a baby lived in a Colman's house, and oh boy a doughnut full of mustard that is one heck of a mouthful!!!!

    Olivia Masterson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so vicious! I'd love to see his face when he bites into that.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I support this! What the lad does is stealing.

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bizarre that someone does something like that repeatedly, and obviously not sneakily or they wouldn't know it was a "lad".

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    #8

    Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

    Car surrounded by multiple shopping carts

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    Sivi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a retailworker this makes me happy.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a normal, rule following human being, this makes me happy. Only way it could be any better is if it was a Mercedes GLS or BMW X-whatever.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably related to the a*****e who takes up two to three spaces parking at an angle—-in a crowded parking lot, I might add—-to save his precious car or truck (quite often not even an expensive model, either) from being parked in. Total d**k move. Anyway, I like to park right up next to one of the corners of his vehicle, and always hope someone else will be of the same mind and box the other corner in too, so he’s (yes, this usually is a male thing) totally stuck.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, it's a teeny tiny, dyed blonde Karen, driving an F-150 double cab

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did...did they park where they store the carts? What made them think that was allowed?

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this person park in the cart corral??

    Aria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This emits joy for me

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clerk, may I borrow the new cart, the one with seats?

    Kathy Guillemette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why/How did they park like that? It appears like it's inside of a store - is that even possible?

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    #9

    You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

    Shoping cart attached to car's door handle

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the reason for parking in two spots is that the driver or a passenger is using a wheelchair and actually needs much more space to maneuver in and out of the car than one spot offers. But only then.

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    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute...but it is possible when they parked the car next to them started the bad lineup and then gone once you saw it. it happens in the parking lot of my office all the time.

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a huge lot, park elsewhere. Looks like a Home Depot cart.

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone is a d**k, you dont have to be a d**k also.

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I am stealing this idea

    Monica A. M.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Got a big bag of zip ties and no time for s****y park jobs.......

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    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you leave a note they may have no idea why you did this. These people tend not to be very observant. After all, they didn't notice the lines.

    Gavin Thompson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they probably would't even notice that the cart was zip-tied to the car.

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    John C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that I park like this, but this is reason #1128 why I carry a pocket knife. Also, you're never sure WHY they parked like this - I appreciate the ingenuity but might turn out to be a pretty good reason, which makes YOU the a*s.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never leave the house without my knife and a lighter, and no I don't smoke lol, but you never know when you might need one or the other. Being a country girl (woman) it's a lifelong habit.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is kinda risky because you don't know the situation the cars people are in. They should have a disabled sign if they are disabled though.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also looks like the truck in front of them parked over their line too since this car is lined up behind it.

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    Arlene Reber
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with this is maybe someone parked badly and this guy was left with this choice. It does happen.

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it punishes the lot attendant too if he goes out to collect carts

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zip tie carts to each door and pile carts in a ring around it and zip tie all of them together.

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    #10

    Punk’d

    Punk’d

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day I let a older man pass in front of me in the Supermarkt because he was having a lot of ages and only 3 articles. He call his wife that was carrying a shopping car full to the top. Couple thank me and explained that their son were in town, have car , so they use the help to get all products at one and not only what they can carry themselves.

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person, small cart...I would do the same. Bring in another cart and a family of help? Now you are abusing generosity AND KNOW IT.....I am apt to have my wife park my truck behind your car....until I come out. And take my sweet time doing whatever I want.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when there is a long line, so they open another lane. "I'll take the next person." Then people all the way at the back rush over. Also hate it if I've already put all my stuff on the counter.

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As beautiful as I think this was, I can't help but think of the consequences later on IF this particular lady in question was going to drive home and any possible negative things other drivers then encountered.

    ldao
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...epic burn. I hope she stared into that person's eyes...I've got ALL the power.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't do this in my Country. The next in line must agree, too.

    Cathy Proctor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, that is NOT petty revenge, that is PERFECT revenge!!

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    #11

    I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

    Woman holding a plate of food in the north pole

    ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole - the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet - a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again... to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe there are still men who think telling a woman to make them a sandwich is somehow funny

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandwich made...now you come here and get it.

    JoJo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when people ask where I work and am asked, do you do the bookkeeping? Uh no, I own the company.

    Podunkus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any guy that says that is asking for a knuckle sandwich.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ovreheard a drunk guy tell a woman to make him a sandwich. She mimed waving a wand, then said: "BAM! You're a sh*t sandwich with no girlfriend," and she walked away.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy the thought that she's been to the South Pole more times than many of the sandwich trolls have had sex

    john turner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man, there will always be those who make me wish I wasn't. To quote Negan `she has a set of Beachball sized lady balls` whereas her critics are just pathetic.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made a sandwich and eaten it myself.

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is responding to trolls: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/jade-hameister-internet-trolls-sandwich-south-pole

    Rcatheron
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for sharing that. Excellent article, and her Tedx video is fantastic!

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    Peta_C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just retracted all my previous votes to get this one closer to #1. Your achievements are PHENOMENAL!! Full stop. The end!!!

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    #12

    My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

    Pictures of a thieve in the front yard of the house

    PrincessAlterEgo Report

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell steals lawn ornaments???

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my town, some a******s raided all of the decoration a kindergarden put up - including all the self-made ornaments MADE BY LITTLE KIDS!. I can only guess it was bored or drunk teenagers because it's a degree of assholesness only a temporarily insane person is capable of.

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    Geri Stevens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some one broke into our underground garage and stole my walker (I store it in the garage during the winter). It was securely locked to a steel O-ring. Looks like they cut the lock..and stole that too. I'm on disability and the company won't replace it for another 18 months. Who steals a disabled person's walker? D:

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great revenge. What a loser thief.

    juice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm assuming that's the guy who stole it?

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Christmas thief" could be a hint to your answer.

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    UPS Driver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here you go: Download: https://www.mediafire.com/file/mte4e24h472yw8d/sr.zip/file Make the exe autorun on a usb/flash/thumb drive so when you insert the usb, there is no need for user intervention! ** Only works in Microsoft Windows ** ::::: For Best Results ::::: -= Make several ("Loaded") autorun usb/flash/thumb drives with this exe file (document included to show how to do it) =- Leave a ("Loaded") usb/flash/thumb drive in your foot-steps. Examples: School Work Library Network Cafe In the Taxi-cab On the Bus In the Train Station At Someones House... Anywhere some fool will pick it up and put it into a computer. Pass these ("Loaded") usb/flash/thumb drives around like a joint... You get the idea! The best idea ever! They won't --- or shall I say, never f**k with you again, guaranteed! -= Master of Revenge -=

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    #13

    Mad Wife

    Funny song names in Spotify

    DaveApnea Report

    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please play that at my funeral.

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    Laana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave don’t snore- instrumental! Hilarious 😂

    Quintessence
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who looked this up on Spotify? Found this playlist with the complete collection:https://open.spotify.com/artist/2PgD2yAtkUcDgZ1Yz0SPSA 😂😂😂

    David Muench
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else is going to Spotify to listen? 🙋‍♂️

    Patricia Kasprowski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were pretty much guaranteed to lose that one, buddy. However, from personal experience, when your snoring spouse of 43 years dies, you find yourself unable to sleep without the snoring -- seems it is comforting to always know your mate is by your side. Ladies, take note. Wish I had thought to record that snore for replay on those lonely nights.

    Honey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't help it when you snore... maybe there are some temporary fixes but some people have legitimate issues. It's fun to joke around with your spouse but common.

    Anamaria Mazer de Toledo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some snore engines are amazing you can even feel some gear changing

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    Trav May
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on YouTube, too! 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIso1MH8L8Q

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually better than I expected it to be!

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    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be an Ayia Napnea mix

    Donovan Strader
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha i love how their's an instrumental

    Luna Lovegood
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    5 years ago

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    Not to be "that person", but it's "there's."

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    Ayva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The song is actually on there, im listning to it right now

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    #14

    Deserved Petty Revenge

    Deserved Petty Revenge

    simoncholland Report

    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is true mastery of pettiness. I cried with laughter.

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. eight years later, hold a child responsible for actions she likely didn't understand were stressful for you at the time, and is so far away from them she won't be able to connect the behavior with your reaction. way to show your child how to be a mature adult.

    Clau78
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with Kaley... relax. Lighten up! Child probably went back to sleep and they laughed it off the next day. No major damage done

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    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right ... And then you wait that she's 16 to vomit on her because she did it to you when she was one month old?

    Athmel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You people make me lol. [Mom plays "I've Got Your Nose" with baby] kurisutofu: You MAIMED that child!

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    Monika Kriaučiūnaitė - Mikelaitienė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's other way round- it is your daughter who avenged your parients for what you did for them when a kid.

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly some people expect a 4-year old to have the same understanding and responsibility as an adult.

    Sofia Bellavista
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly some holier-than-thou adult has less sense of humour than a 12 years old.

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    YsaPur
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The daughter is 12 now, but this father still has the mental age of a 6 year old. With little hope of maturing any further. I don't understand how people can like this petty meanness.

    Kaley Jacobs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you have no sense of humor... babies wake parents up constantly for years and one joke of waking their daughter up early is meanness? Grow up!!

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    Stephenie Stone
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counting down the days until my kids are teens so I can do this!

    Peta_C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times can I upvote this?!?

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    #15

    Evil Genius

    Evil Genius

    AlishaRai Report

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh! You would have caused less offence if you'd slapped his mother! Tea in the microwave is a mortal sin! :-D

    Sill Marien
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I reheat it at least? I forgot about the tea I made some time ago very often and it's already cold ;p

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    Merty Robinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You absolute monster. This isn't petty, it's obscene.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed out loud...this is hilarious.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was your tea, why would he care.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like a true non-English person

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    Firework
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably not care if someone did this. And I'm british. Anyway, it's their tea.

    Jill Pulcifer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated an Italian and when I wanted to annoy him I cut my noodles with my fork.

    Norby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the prank's on you! Yuck!

    Louise B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear God! I think I'm going to be sick😩 microwave tea? Who hurt you?

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    What Triggers Revenge?

    Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack, and counterattack can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.

    “Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future,” she said. “But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions other than to inflict suffering on others.”

    “Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt, and power.”

    #16

    I Applaud This Level Of Petty

    Man talking

    londonbreedann Report

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, 'attacked' can also just mean jumped up at him or maybe tearing at the trousers. Scary for the victim but not enough to get rid of a dog, much less put them down. It's still s****y behaviour to just ignore someone who feels or is threatened and leaving poop lying around is also a d**k move, so it's a good revenge.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it work then? You take pictures of someone supposedly committing a crime and send them to the police and on the same day the cops fine them without confirming their identity or anything? Maybe I misunderstood something

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely to the apartment management as a fine for not looking after common areas. And in some places they actually DNA test the dog c**p to fine people

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have reported the attack. They would have taken the dog away from them. Also, they could have been fined for having the dog off the leash. Most places have leash laws. Dog attacks can be deadly.

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that so much... If you had gotten bitten, you could have gotten the dogs put down too. **I do love dogs but bad owners cause issues and unfortunately its tough for dogs to come back from that

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. That happens. Sometimes without helping karma along.

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    #17

    Joe Mode

    Joe mode option in car's settings

    SnazzyQ Report

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind a request being named after me.

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what the information icon displays when you select it. The description may not be as nice. I don't know though.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually quite a sweet thing to do.

    N S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I am not a fan of Musk I am pretty sure this was not done in petty jest.

    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an absolute win for Joe if its true. I'd love to have my own mode in a fancy expensive car that I will never be able to afford.

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see this as petty or revenge.

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not revenge, that's great customer service and PR.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's actually pretty sweet. He honored his request and named it after him too.

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    #18

    My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

    Globe with a funny message on a paper

    kittythedog Report

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you for taking the p**s out of him. Flat earthers are just silly. He might as well say the sky is made of candy floss.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you get the vintage globe? The USSR hasn't existed in more than 30 years

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat Earthers really annoy me. THE EVIDENCE IS THERE PEOPLE!!!! Also, if the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the side by now.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day a flat earther shows me where I can walk off the edge into space is the day I believe the earth is flat.

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he's traveling to before the 1990's. That globe calls Russia the USSR.

    Tacitus86
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that is an OLD globe. It still has the USSR on it!

    Eniko Bata
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 34 and seriously as a teenager I wouldn’t have believed that I would live in a world where “flat Earthers” would be a thing...😐

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood the flat earth theory. What do these people see when they look at pics from space?

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    #19

    Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

    Burrito made with cat food

    Dooppy Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously...who are these lunch eating people? It is theft after all!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaaaay more common than you’d think—-and has been going on since forever. I mean, I was poor and struggling when I was younger, but I never once thought that would justify my stealing someone else’s food. I just did without. You never know if that person may be struggling too.

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    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell that through my screen. that's just nasty. I hope he learns his lesson.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought 'What's wrong with Tuna and cheese?' Took me a moment to notice the cat on the tin!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of dozen jalapenos would really add to that. And a tablespoon of English mustard.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is any mustard left from the doughnut!

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    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would REALLY love that taco.

    Eric Bates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I worked as a heavy equipment tire man so that meant that I worked out in the field. I would show up early in the morning and load up the tires for the jobs that I needed to do that morning and I'd leave my lunch in the shop's fridge and then come back to the yard for lunch and a tire reload for the afternoon jobs. Several times my lunch had been stolen and I finally got tired of it. So over the weekend I set 3 frozen burritos out in the HOT sun on Friday and refrigerated them over night on Sunday and took'em to work on Monday morning and went about my business for the day. Note, I'm from Phoenix, AZ so it gets damn hot here in the summer time. Anyhow, it knock 3 guys out of work for a couple of days due to food poisoning. My boss knew about my plan before I did it and he decided to give the 3 thieves and extra week off without pay. I love this story and I tell it every chance I get.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they noticed the difference. That would have been cool to sit and watch them eat the entire thing, then tell them about the secret ingredient.

    Victoria Duncan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smell from heated upcat food would not be pleasant..🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Everleigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people can be cool or have a clear conscience about eating other people's food!

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone doing that when I was in the Navy. So I made a cake with Eppicac syrup (makes you puke violently) and put Ex-Lax tablets ( makes you s**t violently ) all over it and melt of those for icing. I made an announcement at morning muster that I had brought in a cake and no one should touch it until lunchtime. We finally figured out who the thief was about 9:30 in the morning…

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!!! Though squeeze out some of that gravy for better effect.

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    #20

    The Best Petty Revenge

    Multiple people eating at the table

    _jessehall_ Report

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge is a dish best serve with bread sticks.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't have to eat it lady so don't look so sour and stop talking to people like that.

    Cheryle Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like she never passes up a free meal, hell, any meal!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's eating it so it must not be that bad.

    Monica A. M.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephanie can take her head out of her a*s and go buy her own a*s lunch. Byeeee

    Vee Lyons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she get away with insulting you every week?

    SBW71
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but she's still eating it anyways isn't she?! LOL

    Chris Bebout
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you have a job saying that to another employee?

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't need any Olive Garden, or any restaurant food, in the first place. She looks like a c**t, & I'd have a really hard time doing something generous like buying lunch for someone who is nasty to me daily.

    Den Star
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody always says bad things about Olive Garden. I don't know why. Have you had their salad. It is always COLD. Always CRISP. I could eat one of their salads every single day.Forever.

    Cheryle Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just stay away from anything with fish. Puked for 3 days after having calamari. They never even offered to reimburse me the money I had to spend on take out tacos for my guests at my BnB. I cook all the food hot. There was no way I could even get out of the bathroom that night! Nope! No Olive Garden for me!

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    1337
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A colleague at work tells you these things on a regular basis? Don't you have managers or HR?

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    Sleep On Your Revenge Ideas 

    So, how do we deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Try to fight it for as long as possible. Eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations. 

    “When people don’t get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn’t act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn’t a big deal. Then, it’s easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse.”

    So, even if you have come up with some petty ways to get revenge on your colleague for constantly losing your stapler, think twice if it’s really worth it. Instead of wasting time on inventing revenge ideas, you could always just start placing your stapler in the drawer and maintain peace of mind. As they say, the best revenge to take on people who irritate you is to live an unbothered, happy life.

    #21

    When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

    Unique and interesting painting of women

    LemAli23 Report

    similarly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really creative, though! Not just talented art, but a really creative application of language, communicating in different ways. I really admire that.

    Lisa loves cats
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a very good pice nevertheless

    Citra Amalya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pettiness aside, this is reaaalllyyy good

    Magic lady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa extremely creative way to express be pi—Ed off.

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    #22

    My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

    Couple of lunch boxes with a funny message on a paper

    Michellehas2ls Report

    Gregg V
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be "FINAL NOTICE - this is your last free lunch. XO - Mom."

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    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once they're old enough to request no notes, they're old enough to pack their own lunch, no?

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwwwwwwww! That's sweet!

    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to start high school / secondary school next year hopefully, yet I'd still appreciate the notes with my lunch a lot . . .

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom left me notes in my lunch all the time I was a kid. I so wish I had even one of them now.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute...and she knows she loves those notes.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're too old for a note, then maybe they should make their own lunch, then they wouldn't have this problem.

    None Ok
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say that this is petty

    1337
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats one lovely mother <3

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    #23

    Sonic Savagery

    Sonic cafe sign with a funny sign outside

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    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it’s true. McD’s in my town frequently had a broken ice cream machine and my dog and I were very disappointed.

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in fourth grade in high school we had the sign with "IV" in the middle of our door. My classmate put P and O in front and behind it so it read "PIVO" which means "beer" in Czech. We laughed every time we saw it. We also had to take it down. (Yes, I still remember 12 year later.)

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When I was in 4th Grade in high school ... ". What?!

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    SBW71
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate needs to get a sense of humor like their employees

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The machines are just being cleaned. Why don't they just say that? (Oh, yeah, Corporate.) I've done it, it's time consuming. You would think that they could do that at a convenient time though.

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh those starchy white collar folk.. no sense of humor. ; )

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate. They’ve taken the fun out of work.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAYYYYYY . Corporate pettiness is the best

    Esmeralda Djali
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mcflurry macheins do work, the staff doesn't like the noise

    Camryn Chapman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I worked there😂😂😂 I would neer take it down😇

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    #24

    Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

    Milk bottle with a funny message attached on paper

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered, why is human breast milk=something disgusting?

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are raised to believe all bodily fluids are gross and to be avoided. It makes no logical sense, but logic rarely applies to our sense of disgust and isn't easily overcome when do.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's entirely possible that it's not breast milk at all but the thief won't know that! :-D

    Stephenie Stone
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stuff is too precious to waste on petty thieves. LOL

    Devushka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing! Like dang, you have enough to spare like that?!

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    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we all know it wasn’t breast milk, right? Right. Just someone having a giggle at a thief’s expense.

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the milk of goats, sheep, cows is ok, the one of humans is oker than ok...

    Mark Serbian
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a significant number of guys who would pay *extra* for that ...

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breast milk is specifically designed for human consumption so Thanks -B for the milk.

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    #25

    I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

    Funny car parking spot

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This cars people didn't even try. They just straight up crooked parked the wrong way.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the idea that the car 'has people' rather than just a boring old driver.

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    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he needs a turtle to color!

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know, I got b!tched at once for parking similar to this. BUT: The parking lot was covered in snow, I could not see the markers when I parked (at a store I rarely visit), and I parked in line with all the other vehicles at the time. While inside the snow melted enough to see the lines and everyone parked the same way had left....it is rare but sometimes there really was not animosity or carelessness in the parking

    Woets
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a good idea! I once had to wait before a parking garage (because it was full). Once I got in, there was only one place left and it was next to a German car who was parked similar to the car here. Impossible to park next to. I actually made it fit, but getting out my own car was a challenge. For the German dude/girl it would be impossible though, entrance through trunk or roof only. When in a day I came back to my car, it had a note under my windscreen wipers: "Scheisse Hollander". This put a smile on my face: At least I made his/her day a bit wors :)

    Cristina Sacchi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's alarming how people are so disconcerned with the concept of right and wrong, all it matters is self. Sad, really. 😩

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the chalk thing used with a red sports car that straddled the white line. They drew lines on either side and wrote "A**hole parking" under it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, they might be in a wheelchair because some a-hole took the last handicapped spot. Parking this way makes it easier to get the chair out. Trust me, I know.

    Kimberley Thom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the comment should be more harsh. That looks too mild too me.

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    #26

    Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

    Car with a funny message and a picture on it

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this type of slash/scare is awesome!

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    Brivid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad he/she didn't actually slash anyone's tires. The problem with a lot of these parking revenge stories is that you don't know if that person was forced into parking like that. I have had several incidents where I need to park but the person in the next space parked over the line so I am forced to as well. Someone could come along later and see just my car and assume that I am the rude one.

    Amanda Ammermann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or heres a crazy theory, park somewhere else...unless its the very last spot in the lot theres no need to park over lines because someone else did.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slashing tires is old school. Today we remove the license plates. The cops will pull him over and give a hefty fine.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also like spudding the exhaust pipe.

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    Honey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like WTF?! but then I scrolled down. Phew.

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was thinking "How is that in any way defensible?", then I saw the other pictures XD well played

    boredpandana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA i hope they A) have a good sense of humor B) see the tires

    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to park like this because the neighbouring park was parked like that. When I returned the offending car had left but guess who had a note on their screen...

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has a great sense of humor.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: In most jurisdictions, full coverage car insurance will cover slashed tires if all four tires are damaged. So do three.

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    #27

    Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

    Funny message and some comments

    jojomarshalll Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kind of people just expect other people to do the work for them. Just set an alarm and go to the lectures and take your own damn notes instead of expecting other people to do it for you. I would send my notes to someone if they had a legit reason to be absent, like family issues or something, but not just because they're lazy

    Rabite
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, don't mix in the first person to ask, since sleeping through an alarm happens to the best people and doesn't make anyone automatically lazy.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a girl like this in class. "Does anyone have the notes? What was the lecture about? I overslept." And she never read the assigned book. Fellow classmates were getting upset about it. I told them to let me handle it. I made up bogus notes with information that was totally contradictory to the text and lectures for 4 weeks. Needless to say, when she failed the next exam, her butt started magically showing up in class because everyone else but me refused to give her notes anymore. I was glad the day our school made a new policy that if you missed more than 20% of your assigned class time, you were automatically failed.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they meant that they fell asleep in the classroom.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rachels a party girl, don't be a Rachel. Ethans an intellectual Ninja. Aspire to be an Ethan and acquire world domination

    PaulV
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a nice guy in college and lent my notebook to someone to photocopy. I wish I had taken my notes in a hidden notebook and wrote a decoy one that only said, "textbook p. 47. graph p. 50. supply. demand." ie, useless notes.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is a note like this one is because she has slept all semester.

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people complied with the wishes of lazy people, that road would never end.

    Maleine Perle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relied a lot on people notes this semester and I'm thankful to the nice sharers. I always attend class but online classes... ugh, they suck my soul outta me.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy bum, think about their future, not one who will have a promising career !!!

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would fall asleep in class, at least I attended. Was in too much pain to sleep at night sometimes and the history teacher had a monotone that always made me drift off.

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    #28

    My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

    Multiple Cigarette Butts in a plastic bag

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you really did was pick them up for them and make it easier for them to throw them in the trash. Should have dumped them out on their front doormat.

    Atlas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I've never ever seen a smoker throw their cigarette butts in the trash. At least where I'm from, they simply throw these out on the floor and leave. It's infuriating

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a smoker, 1 pack a day, on the streets I leave the butt in the floor, step on it, then to the trash.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our apartment complex, you're fined $50 for every cigarette butt left on the ground. This would have cost them a fortune....

    MacDudu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too kind. That would've been tipped through their letterbox.

    Taysha Kovar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So infuriating! I struggle with smoking. But that's my problem. Dropping nasty butts on the ground turns an individual smoker's problem into EVERYONE ELSE's problem! Gross.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also makes the place they’re dropped stink like the bottom of a dirty ashtray. Believe me, if you don’t smoke, the stench can be overpowering.

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    Cheryl Fontaine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They deserve it..and p.s. smokers, NEVER throw your butts on the ground - tobacco is biodegradable, filters are not - those little fibers are plastic, stop being a******s. If you're too F*ng lazy to dispose of properly I'm sure your entire life is a mess in addition to the sidewalk.

    Laura Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your a better person than I am. I would have picked them up & dumped them all over their front steps.

    LAM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. I don't care if someone smokes, but use an ash tray.

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    #29

    Sweet Revenge

    White car built up from both sides

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    Alexis DeBruyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when two total strangers are on the same wavelength and pull something like this off.

    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when someone is trying to fly past a line of traffic to cut everyone off, so you and the guy next to you stay side by side so the douche can't get past :D

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the guy that used Hydraulic Wheel Dollies to move a car that kept parking in his spot to a place where none of the doors could be opened and the only way to get in the car would be to climb over the top and go through the trunk.

    juice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope someone videoed their reaction

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really want to risk your car doing this? I bet both cars had dents on their doors.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they stuck around to see the driver's reaction: (scratching head) What do I do now?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I always try to get started when someone pulls the d**k move of taking up too many parking spaces like this.

    Molly Kennington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have. The bad guy just would've messed up both cars to get out, right?

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    #30

    Payback

    Payback

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    juice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean it's funny but how is this petty revenge?

    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had your teeth drilled, eh? They're secretly sadists!

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    Erin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, it feels like they're sawing my gums every time they floss me! (And I have good dental health, so there isn't really a good explanation for it)

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that if I floss before going to the dentist then they never bother - they can tell. I hate other people doing it as well.

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    SF Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who makes a living in the dental profession , this is HILARIOUS!

    borklaser
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bleeding because you tried to decapitate me by forcefully yanking floss between my teeth, i don't floss like that!

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like dental procedures then don't go to the dentist. They're optional. Dentists recommend brushing your teeth because it keeps them in business. Why would they want your oral cavity to be trouble-free? They would go out of business. Regularly brushing your teeth with toothpaste kills the beneficial microorganisms that have kept human mouths healthy for eons, and abrade your enamel, enabling caries-causing bacteria to gain a foothold. Dentists are all given a human skull to study when they're in school, and they're all from societies that practice no tooth-brushing, yet strangely have a full set of teeth at a very old age.

    PanditoBandito
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed out loud! Then went to floss...

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    #31

    Pothole Birthday Party

    A cake with candles near a small pothole

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a not much of a pothole... should see the one that took out two wheels on my husband's car. Police car coincidentally came along and then stayed with him as his car was stuck on a dangerous corner until a rescue vehicle arrived. Council fixed that one sharpish when I complained with backup evidence from the police.

    Tacitus86
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, yall need to drive around Pittsburgh if you think this is a pothole. You'll hit one here and lose a bus in it.

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    Kevin Camp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a pothole. You can see the bottom of it. We have some where you can look in on Satan.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, we have potholes in my city that are old enough to vote and drink in bars.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft! That's nothing. I saw kids with fishing poles in the pothole on our corner.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My city has potholes the size of moon craters, and they get bigger with every passing year. :(

    heidi holmes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should drive through Indy or any part of Indiana really, their motto is "New Pothole that needs to go? Put up a Roundabout!"

    heidi holmes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those things are not just Potholes, but rather car swallowers here in Indiana!

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our city has an app where you can report a pothole and it gets filled within a few days unless they are about to redo the entire street. So awesome!

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's NOT a pothole, they apparently have no idea what an actual pothole truly is.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try driving around Ensenada. You see what looks like a little pothole, and realize it's the roof of a Volkswagen Beetle that's already fallen into the pothole.

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a pot hole? Come to Michigan...

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    #32

    I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

    Boy playing wind-instrument and drums at the same time

    eyedontnowutimdoing Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a comedian that used bagpipes in his routine. He said he spent a night at a hotel trying to get some sleep, but the neighboring tenants threw a party that lasted until 4 am. So he waited until everything was dead quiet and started playing the bagpipes. He started off making it sound like a police siren. He said it was pure joy hearing the crashing, scrambling and flushing taking place next door.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a champion howler nest door. He'd howl all d***d day long. He was really good at it! My plan was to record it then go walk into his owner s work place and play it for him in front of everybody.

    boredpandana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i totally get it, but sometimes you really can't keep your pets quite all the time

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about your other neighbors though

    Christine Mikulice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I don't let my dog bark and my neighbors got a drum set, which they put on their patio... and they are really BAD at drumming. Perhaps it's time for me to let the dog bark... and bark... and bark.... (and I hate my neighbors, they also throw their cigar butts over the fence into my yard...)

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How IS it people don’t hear their dogs barking?!?

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the time they aren't at home which is also the reason why the dog is barking.

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    Aidyn06
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that drumset when I was younger

    Demian Akula
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how can he control his dogs' barking?

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is this method.. It is called Teaching your goddamn dog!

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    Trash Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this because you are also exposing your little one to music which is a definite plus.

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    #33

    Jason Is A Mad Man

    Jason Is A Mad Man

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am split between respect and disgust

    Lance d'Boyle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid in class named Jay shouted out during a test in 5th grade: "Silence please, everybody freeze, I'm about to let a big breeze" and then let loose a huge fart and when finished, capped it all by saying "Proceed!".

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jason might have needed some counseling.

    Ryan Osbaldeston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very similar thing happened in first grade. We were having a test/quiz and the girl next to me asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher very snidely said "You should have gone before the test started, now go sit down." Not five minutes later there was a waterfall coming down from her chair. That teacher never apologized to the girl and as far as I know wasn't even reprimanded. She eventually became the principal of the elementary school about a decade later. She was a truly mean spirited person who never got any Karma as far as I know.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe as an old person she'll be incontinent.

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    Andrew Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people do have medical conditions that do require them to need the bathroom (both frequently and urgently) are you sure that he was not one of these people?

    Peachy Rallonza-Bretaña
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just did what he was told. Love it. Such an obedient boy!

    Lisa Liel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy in my class was always doing that, too. One day he asked to leave to go take a Tylenol. The teacher refused. So he took out a pill, put it on his desk, crushed it to powder with his pen, and snorted it right there in class. *That's* badass.

    Debbie Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jason you Beast! Respect! wherever you be!

    Cheryl Fontaine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, maybe he did have to go....

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    #34

    The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

    Man walking with a funny sign on his back

    jcoffill Report

    Kate Kyffin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good idea actually, the walk of shame.

    Podunkus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the punishment if you steal the sandwich sign then?

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No hoodies should be allowed. You want to be a thief, be proud?

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Innovative...but can they really do that?

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Nevada..when you are sentence to community service, it involves picking up trash wearing old timey black and white striped prison outfits. I also heard in Australia, that drunk drivers are required to drive around with a bumper sticker that states they were caught for a DUI.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should make it easier for the cops to identify them.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since people seem to have no sense of shame these days, this is a good idea—-just might kickstart it and make them think twice about doing it again. If this is a juvenile first timer committing a petty crime, it could be the result of using mediation in Restorative Justice. As opposed to going to trial, RJ gives juvenile perpetrators a chance to see the trickle down effect of what they did, because their victims are present and not only tell their stories about the effects of the crime on them, but also get to choose appropriate punishment, as long as it fits the crime. For instance, if the kid spray painted graffiti on all the garage doors on a residential block, their punishment might be having to clean and repaint all the affected garage doors. The victims get their doors restored to pre-graffitied condition, and the kid pays for their crime without it being the start of a police record that could label them as a problem for the authorities and end up ruining their lives—look up the effects of labeling children as problems or troublemakers on the school to prison pipeline and you’ll see what I mean.

    Sinead O
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not petty revenge; that's beautiful justice.

    Molly Kennington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 4th grade my teacher made me wear a sandwich board all day that had a picture of a wormy apple, with the message "I'm a bad apple". I can't remotely remember what I did to deserve it (I didn't steal anything)--probably whispering to a friend in class. But I swear, I was honestly traumatized with shame (I can STILL feel that shame)--had to wear it to the cafeteria and at recess. I nearly threw up all day, afraid that my older sister would see me and tell my parents. That was a long time ago--would certainly not happen today, thankfully.

    Natbot Pearce
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me at my primary school with the same effect except I was made to do it for almost two weeks while picking up litter (without gloves) and parading my sign every lunch and recess until my parents got lawyers involved. There is soooo much more to this story that shows how barbaric this was and that it was allowed to be done to children in 1992 (I was 7). This and most public humiliations, especially on children and teens falls under "cruel and unusual punishment" now that we and psychologists know better and goes against civil liberties. Also been proven that it does not work as a deterrent and can be a precursor for worse behavior.

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    Barbara Vandewalle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One summer two teenagers spent every day working for the city park department. They decided they would have fun breaking $20'000 of head stones in the cemetery. Judge made it so they had to work 12 hour days, except Sunday, 8 hours. From the first day of summer break to the day before school started the next year. No vacation, no visiting no nothing

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In compassionate justice systems, which are most western developed countries except the U.S., they teach that you are NOT your crime. At the least, it should say "I stole." You are NOT what you do.

    Athmel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because the US system is about vengeance rather than rehabilitation.

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    pebs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks a bit medieval.

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    #35

    Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

    CD disc in a snake cave under a tree bark

    frederickfox_ Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not 'help' if he lives there...it's his bloody duty

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if he doesn’t want to get up off the couch, then he can pay for a professional cleaner to come in once a week. She’s not his mom or his servant.

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    Belinda Matson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh just leave him or kick him out. Find a grown up to have a relationship with.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't say that these 2 ppl are in a relationship, just that they're at least roommates.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't say you have to beg your husband/boyfriend to do chores when he lives there too... Just dump a lazy loser like that

    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never said it was a romantic partner. It could've been a roommate.

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    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was a roommate?

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, what a pretty snek! Wow, my husband got over any qualms about mine the first time he held him. Snek is still mine to care for, that's fine, but they are developing a nice bond.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a corn snake, a perfect guard snake. They are tiny, but bitey!

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitey? You sure? My little toe has more aggression than a corn snake 😬

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    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good plan. Next time you ask for help, I bet you get it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not likely, I bet. Lazy people stay lazy.

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    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That game will be safe....forever! Beautiful markings on the snake incidently!

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    #36

    As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

    Present in a concert block with multiple funny messages

    MathewRogers Report

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a fun gift idea! I feel like the real gift is that you get to smash something, who cares what's inside!

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as it's not something that would get broken by the smashing.... of course, I kinda feel like maybe the proper solution here is to just hand them a brick of cement, and laugh as they struggle.

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    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and after all... the present is the hammer. BOOOOMMMM

    Barb Roach
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I have been doing this since we were in High School. It's never about the gift. it's about how different the wrapping is. Once I sent him on a treasure hunt around Kansas City only to find that his Christmas gift was a potato that I had shellac'd and added an ornament hanger to and it was buried in 3 feet of snow in the back yard....

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my sister £50 for Christmas once, i gave it as 50 £1 pound coins and wrapped them individually in duct tape, i still don;t think she has unwrapped them all.

    Shawn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finds nothing inside oops my bad forgot to put it in there, hands him a gift card

    Charlotte Batten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year my family all wanted gift cards, I stuffed them in jars of slime...

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely sweet revenge, but I’d just shrug and throw it away.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A group of co-workers and I got a gift for our boss (a bullwhip because he liked to "crack the whip" in good fun). We had it canned and gave it to him with one of those P-38 can openers. He loved it, and we all cracked up.

    Luke Bouley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take it to get rhino lining over it. that stuff is indestructible.

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    #37

    Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

    Funny messages on a mirror in a gym

    BradleyFriesen Report

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then people wonder why so many are too intimidated to work out in gyms.

    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I won’t go to the gym by myself. It took me some courage to even go with a friend.

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my fiancée first went to a gym to lose weight 2 women and a guy started laughing at her. Another guy came up and told her he would help her get started for the next 3 months and when she asked how much it would cost he said he would be her personal trainer for free until she got the hang of it. He turned to the other 3 and told them they should shut up as they are not using the equipment properly even though they tell everyone that they do. Turns out the guy is the manager and does personal training too. My fiancée went from a size 26 to a size 10 to 12 in just over 1 year thanks to his support. She would have left if he didn't step in

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teasing someone who's trying to get healthier is just shameful. Everyone starts somewhere, including you, and you're taking away their opportunity to learn and get better.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having said that, there are no "gym bros" in climbing gyms. I've had people clap for me when finally succeeding at a beginner route, and no end of high-fives. For some reason like 70% of climbers are nerds, and they're all friendly and supportive. If you're looking for a healthy activity with no judgement, try it out!

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clarence?? That guy already has a rough enough life I’d say

    Lingon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. That is true friendship.

    PhotoJenic12
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join Planet Fitness. Nobody pays attention to you there.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many self center people in the gyms.

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    #38

    The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

    Funny messages on a building's window

    aggravatedman Report

    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even just the mocking sponge bob would have gotten the point across

    #39

    My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

    Funny messages and pictures around the house

    This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.

    dustinmypants Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those made of? Because I like the way it looks, just not the content

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look over the internet for adhesive vinyls, pretty sure you'll find something you like. Very easy to use also.

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    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to start a band and call it Quarterfront.

    A. Sherlocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - you and your neighbour have full access to each other's houses?! Okay, it's just two buddies swapping pranks, right?

    Andrea Fischer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems to have a quite good relationship with his neighbor. Keep that.

    Cheryle Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Well, that's gonna be a fun homecoming!!!

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    #40

    Savage Artist

    Savage Artist

    alicexz Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a really well done hand

    similarly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. It's so difficult to do hands well.

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    Ni La
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands are very difficult! I think you more than succeeded in making something “good”.😉

    Belinda Matson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's beautiful, the luminescence on the skin is amazing

    BUMMERS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long is "like" two hours?

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldnt you want to put that on your bedroom door and a cool slogan or something underneath? :)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it the artist is left handed.

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    #41

    Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

    Pumpkin with multiple needles

    shart_warrior Report

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have wired those spikes to the mains..

    MistyCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtaf a boy from my school has the exact same name but he's not a skull person ive found his dark twin

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    Eric Mikalo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how will you place them outside?

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It they got injured I suspect they could sue.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe it would be considered a booby trap and illegal. Like you can't set up a shotgun to go off when someone answers the door. You can, however, coat it in invisible blacklight ink and catch the thief purple handed.

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    Caleb Mcauley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But u can see a trail of red footprints

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    #42

    This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

    Checks with pictures on them

    Keercan Report

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough info here to judge if it is justified or not. He may well be a twat or his ex-wife may deserve it. Does seem top level petty though.

    NoYFB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childish. If I was his ex wife that would only make me happy for divorcing him.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems he may be somewhat obsessed with his ex wife. I expect she get rids of the checks quickly be cashing them. Also, if his new marriage breaks up, he's stuck with all those checks with his new ex on them.

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot I wouldn't care if I got that check, as long as I can cash it! Hahaha! If I were the ex-wife I'd spin it and say your new wife pays for me to live my best life!

    Rebecah Ozuna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if he divorces again then both ex could be cheering at his expenses.

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    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmm...i think she's still winning this game

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure she's never been happier spending the money.

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the ex gets money from him but doesn't have to put up with socks on the floor, nor toilet seat up, nor hair in the sink... win for both I guess

    Marsha Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who divorce seem to forget that they once loved and married the person they're divorcing. No one knows the reasons for the divorce. But the pics look like he's successful and middle-aged, and his new wife looks a lot younger. I would advise this guy to STFU: his new wife may do to him what he's doing to his first wife.

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    #43

    My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

    IDK messages on papers in a bowl with a fork

    chopstckss Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are surprised? You got what you asked for.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS extremely annoying when someone always says, "I don't know" when asked what they want to eat, followed by them shooting down every suggestion given to them thereafter. I wonder if that's the case here.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get precisely one veto when you say "I don't care, anything" and then say no. Then it becomes your responsibility to decide what to eat.

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    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a line I now use with my wife. If you ask your SO where they want to go to dinner and they are always saying "IDK", Next time ask them to guess where you are taking them for dinner?" When they name a restaurant, tell them "How did you guess?" and take them there.

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the cook in our family, I have been hearing this for over 40+ years. What is interesting though is that each and every time they sure know what they don't want to eat.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody blaming the boyfriend and saying he 'has a temper'. This may have been done in jest and they both laughed about it. Or maybe he just got tired of her saying "I don't know" every time and then not liking what he brings her.

    Isabella Fagan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk stands for I don't know and since he asked what she wanted to eat and she said "I don't know" that's exactly what he’s feeding her

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    Ian Carter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im guessing this is not a long relationship, if you want to be married for many years you need to suck it up and vent at a wall.

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    #44

    I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

    Person mixing hot pepper seasoning and ice cream wearing gloves

    So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write "do not eat" on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote "don't be a dick." Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person's ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn't hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.

    UnusuallyCalm Report

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put laxatives in your ice cream and someone happen to steal it, how can this be considered poisoning.? It's your ice cream, you do what you want with it.

    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I mean, what if the owner of the ice cream put laxatives in it for themselves?

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    IrishClaire
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So need to know the outcome of this 🤣

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the law you cannot set traps for people, even thieves. He could be held liable is something happens to the jerk.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! All our Home Alone plans..... ㅠ.ㅠ

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chemical structure of milk kinda kills the spicy compound (edit: Thank you N S and Samantha! Yes, it's Capsaicin!) in spicy ingredients, if I'm not mistaken. Plus, the cold of the ice cream, kinda lowers your sense of taste, so..... Not sure how effective this one is. Might still taste funny, though.

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if making bitter ice cream would be more effective

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    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key word here is 'COMMUNITY kitchen', of course it's going to get eaten by the other 19-20 yr olds on that floor.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now you can't eat it.

    OTTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... did you find the fire breathing little thief?

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad’s uncles kept stealing his chocolate, so he replaced it with chocolate Ex-Lax.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda off on a tangent but I've had Jalapeno ice cream and it was pretty damn good. Granted pepper ice cream ratio was a lot less.

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    #45

    My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

    Everything in a room wrapped in cling film

    We wrapped everything individually and created a giant ball with his shoes randomly through it (bottom left). The testicles are his basketballs with around 100 meters of wrap on each. Around 4 hours of work with help. Its late, he just got back from his flight and he has to work early in the morning. Here we go...

    furiousfry Report

    Alexis DeBruyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but I feel like this story requires a follow up. what happened next? (wait, let me get the popcorn!!)

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My co-workers actually did this to their manager as a birthday joke. They shrink wrapped his desk, chair, computer keyboard, phone, computer mouse..even his pencils and pens (individually of course.) The manager was always the first one in, would switch on the phones, make a beeline to the break room to make coffee. When the first phone call came in, he was madly tearing through plastic to answer it. "Sure..I can look that up ma'am. Give me just one minute." Puts her on hold, tears through plastic on keyboard and mouse.....

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a going away present for a coworker, the rest of us stuffed his car full of balloons and then shrink wrapped the entire car a bunch of times. There was some glitter for good measure as well. He had a good laugh

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh, all that plastic AND balloons?! Mother Nature is crying.

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    Dani Elle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use all this useless plastic in your revenge next time.. Mother Earth pays the price.

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge on friend and kill the environment with uselessly wasted plastic wrap floating around the ocean. Two thumbs down.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An environmental disaster, but ok.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of time and plastic.

    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the environment ring a bell I understand it was rude of him to feed you dog food but seriously there are loads of better pranks to do that are healthier for the earth out there

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    #46

    When Your Ex Writes You An Apology Letter So You Grade It To Send It Back

    Many marked places in a letter

    NickLutz12 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not feel it is right to share this with the world.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. This is far to personal.

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posting private messages/ letters from an ex. I can't condone it

    SnowWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why share this? This doesn't feel right.

    Clinton Yew
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me... my previous company have a manager that would do this to his team's resignation letter and ask them to rewrite it. He received a total of 5 letters with "be a good dude and f**k off from my life" as far as I can count, mine is the 6th.

    Deena Buccigrossi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My previous boss also asked me to re- write my resignation letter. What part of "I quit" didn't he understand? Lol

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    Stephanie Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...if she would've apologized by being a decent human being and doing it to his face. That way he can't grade her speech. I hate when people have to hide behind their computer, a letter, a text or another impersonal form of communication that was this personal...the writer has no guts and deserves what they get. Just sayin...if you want to hide behind other forms of communication instead of face to face then you get what you get. Just my two cents you can have change if you want.

    Beans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the guy had blocked her on all social media-- she couldn't contact him so she left the note on his truck, apparently. But I agree with you, like, he obviously doesn't want to talk to her so just let him be. Like, if someone forces contact because they feel guilty or whatever, are they really doing it for the right reasons? The note is all about her, its not about him, and she deserved to be derided for it. Besides, beyond her first name, he doesn't really name and shame her. But she contacted his school and got him suspended after this went viral... so...I guess she got her petty revenge on him too in the end. :\

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    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an editor, and my ex left me (and our then-7-year-old daughter) many moons ago. If he ever did this to me, you bet your sweet bippy I'd edit the heck out of it and send it back.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least she's apologising.

    Kelly Todd
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an English teacher....this is brilliant!!!

    Kalika Burgau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How yes that is my type of petty f**k her

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, I can't read this but I think I'd rather have the traditional, old fashioned adios mf than read all that.

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    #47

    Every Time I Get A Spam Fax At Work I Put The Spammer's Number On A Free Monkey Flyer And Post It Somewhere Around Town

    Person holding a funny a paper ad

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    Renee Gauthier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just put out a flyer saying to fax this page for $100.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a free number, you can actually tape an entire roll of ridiculous pages together and they will keep sending in an endless loop. I managed to pull this off one time when the NRA kept faxing me s**t.

    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would call for a free monkey? To be more annoying, they should have used puppies.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better result if you put free puppy or kitten

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used a donkey.

    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would change the pic now & then. People are more likely to call for kittens or puppies, especially if they come with shots & toys & beds etc, & you can see them with the parents!

    Christina Reuter Mitchell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DUMB idea for revenge using the monkey for bait ... maybe if the offer was for a cute kitten, then ...

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    #48

    Revenge Cookies

    Revenge Cookies

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, you're an a*****e! Now where's my cookies.

    Leslie Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U bake cookies for someone as a revenge?

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please make me some anger treats!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she was going to say that she put in something disgusting.

    Marsha Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much effort, and I don't see a big deal with a raisin in chocolate cookies.

    Ethan Collard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally would eat the cookie either way

    t clark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a bowl full of M&Ms with random Skittles tossed in.

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    #49

    Pettiness Level 100,000,00. My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed

    One side of the bed is made and the other is messy

    bearfoxmousemushroom Report

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus it took more effort to do that.

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and who really wastes time making beds anyhow? I mean, really, just spread them out when you go to sleep at night. Unless you've got some Hat coming in and getting in your face, I don't see what the big deal is. oh noes, the sheets are rumpled... like somebody actually sleeps there!

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    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 1,000,000,00 is messing with me, where's the other zero!

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It not the effort it’s the pettiness that counts.

    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say you shouldn't make your bed, because it traps moisture and creates a perfect breeding ground for dust mites.

    Siv Øiesvold
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making the bed before the mattress is cold creates a better living environment for the bugs.

    Diane Herman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is normal to me. My husband wakes up first and makes his half of the bed. Then I make my half when I get up.

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman´s side of bed - there´s a elastic hair band on the floor? :D

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the easiest way to make a bed, one side at a time, less running around.

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    #50

    Our Neighbors Very Precisely Cleaned Only Their Part Of The Wall

    One wall of the fence is cleaned up and other is dirty

    Obsidian_Mcknight Report

    IrishClaire
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should they clean someone else's property though? If the paint flaked off or anything they'd get into s***. I wouldn't do it either

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were painting they would only do their part too... see this a lot on terraced houses.

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the petty person here is not aware they are the petty person here. Damn neighbors, they refuse to do my chores.

    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...yes? Why should they clean your side too?

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are just mad because now you need to do your side.

    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine and my neighbors lawns touch. I only mow my side.

    Taylor Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, how petty can you be? Just cut everyone's lawn and be more mature!

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, they did their part, now do yours. That's not petty at all.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you equally precisely didn't clean your side. So, the neighbor is the villain here?

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is normal in row housing. Everyone paints/cleans their own space, not yours.

    Mandy Davis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more like laziness from the poster not pettiness for simply not feeling the need to clean up after a grown a*s adult.

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    #51

    Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

    Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

    therealsix Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame it on the Aliens. They get tired of making crop circles.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one wasn't really justified, though. The guy in the back had been lucky that he had a nice view and then a buyer came along and bought the property in front of him and built a nice big house. The guy was mad that the new house blocked his view, but the guy in the front didn't do anything wrong.

    Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone find where this is??

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    #52

    Perfect Roommate

    Perfect Roommate

    LV_Eventing Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to get separate bins and/or a new roommate

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, leave trash there if anyway you gone. She have to live with smell.

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a weird feeling there is another side to this story...

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a roommate do this, which was odd since the entire apt was furnished by me, including the trash bags. I simply brought the trash bags to my room after taking the trash out yet again. I kept a separate trashcan in my private quarters of the apt and she was forced to start taking out her own stuff because it was obvious she was the one filling the trash quickly.

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I asked my boyfriend to help with the kitchen trash . . . HE COMPACTED IT BY CRUSHING IT WITH HIS FOOT, saying it wasn't full enough to take out . . .

    #53

    My Buddy's Bank Wouldn't Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash

    My Buddy's Bank Wouldn't Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash

    greenicedtea Report

    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I closed my bank account for the same reason. I had been with a credit union since I was 14, I was never charged monthly fees, transaction fees etc but once I turned 22 it all changed. I switched banks and pay zero fees and have had great service with them for 11 years.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always banked with credit unions. I had enough of large banks charging fees for practically the air you breath. US Bank is one of the worst ones.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your friend to stuff it under their mattress. BTW, where does your friend live?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic is the closest I'll ever come to seeing 150K.

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, banks can deny withdraws that involve large amounts of "paper" without advanced notice.

    Kasey Earls
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't that just cause more work for an employee who has no say in the banks policies?

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there was a limit on how much cash they had to give you. Not that it's gonna be a problem for me.

    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is but 1. You either need to give them a few days notice or 2. Pay a fee to withdrawal all the money. It is usually around 10% of what you are taking out but that also depends on the financial institution.

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    Sasy
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    5 years ago

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    Banks are not free, the charges are because someone is holding the money, keeping track of the ins and outs, staff are paid wages, rent is paid for locations, utilities cost etc.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also use the money to make a lot of money... eg they use it to lend to others and charge interest. Some fees have been deemed unacceptable in the UK and banks are being made to pay people back.

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    #54

    A Man Gets Fed Up With His Roommate's Mess, So He Creates An Art Gallery With The Mess As Art-Pieces

    A Man Gets Fed Up With His Roommate's Mess, So He Creates An Art Gallery With The Mess As Art-Pieces

    justincousson Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving town for 2 weeks? I shudder to think what the place will look like when they get back.

    Rebecca Schultz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is petty. I have had far, far messier roommates.

    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use soured milk in baking. Makes really good biscuits and cornbread.

    Luke Bouley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can mix good milk with a bit of vinegar to make buttermilk, i would never use milk that has gone bad.

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    #55

    Tom Beat This Guy's Score On Mario Bros, So He Took His Revenge With This Nice Little Message

    Tom Beat This Guy's Score On Mario Bros, So He Took His Revenge With This Nice Little Message

    DragonGamingDG Report

    Atlas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of thing I'd do if I was any good at gaming

    #56

    That’s What Happens When You Constantly Park In My Parking Space. Try And Get Out Now... I Don’t Need To Move The Car Until Tomorrow

    That’s What Happens When You Constantly Park In My Parking Space. Try And Get Out Now... I Don’t Need To Move The Car Until Tomorrow

    strac114 Report

    Cristina Sacchi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can totally get out of that spot! There's enough room in the front to wiggle-wiggle their way out of there. Should have parked closer if you wanted to make your point. 😉

    Caroline
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously the UK, and you don't "own" a parking space in this type of street. Anyone is allowed to park anywhere they want, even in front of your house. Parking a bit further (and in the pic, it seems there's plenty of space close by) only means you have to walk a few more steps...so this "revenge" just shows laziness and self entitlement in my opinion.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm... multiple places and streets in the UK have parking permits, so if you lived in the house on that street you would be given a badge to put in your car when you park it outside of your house. Lots of other places also have assigned parking spaces, but other people often still park in them anyway because they're a******s.

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    Mireia Dos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of space on both sides lol

    N S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for that is not their private parking but a communal parking space. Just call the cops.

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    #57

    My Co-Workers Must Enjoy Conflict

    My Co-Workers Must Enjoy Conflict

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they being an a-hole, if they are just asking you to conserve resources?

    #58

    My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor's Kids Left Him A Message

    My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor's Kids Left Him A Message

    sum33 Report

    #59

    Revenge Is Sweet

    Revenge Is Sweet

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    IrishClaire
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah look at you picking on a cat. You rock! 🙄

    Carroll Cadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She/he probably enjoyed the warmth!

    Marta Frazão
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a f*****g joke... Calm down

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs must think they are cats. They are always getting on my laptop.

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I've done this to my cat before. Buddy, I adore you and let you walk all over me, but move to my feet or pay the price!

    Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is hilarious. My cats used to climb on my laptop every single time I tried to use it. Lol. The cat isn’t hurt, just getting a small taste of his own medicine. He’ll probably do it again though lol

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the cat gets up and the laptop breaks on the floor.

    Honey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably doesn't mind the warmth.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    That's just mean. The cat looks miserable.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks bored or ambivalent to me. Not sure if it wants to stay warm or something more comfy on it. Have you ever known a cat to just sit there if they really hated something?

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    #60

    My Wife Is Planning Revenge Against The Annoying Neighbors

    My Wife Is Planning Revenge Against The Annoying Neighbors

    Serraph105 Report

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like dandelions. Wouldn't bother me.

    Bron
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I deliberately leave ours to grow, they’re necessary for insect food

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that these annoying neighbors are yard crazy. All you have to do is plant the dandelions in your own yard and watch as they take over even the most meticulously maintained yard

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes please do this. Bees love those

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many communities, it is an "offense" to have dandelions in your yard (they are considered weeds). You are expected to remove them.

    Lingon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dandelion wine is so good, so I wouldn't mind.

    Samantha Comerford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were kids we all thought dandelions made you wet the bad

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just going by memory. I think if you cover a dandelion so it's deprived of sunlight, it will turn into an edible salad leaf. Japanese knotweed, now that's def con one. Except of course your property and others in the neighbourhood will never be able to sell up.

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spreading catnip seeds would be better.

    Rubyjune45
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the roots! Have you ever tried getting them out by the roots? They are beasts!

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    #61

    Somebody In My Hometown’s Retribution For A Neighbor Leaving Their Dog’s Poop On The Ground

    Somebody In My Hometown’s Retribution For A Neighbor Leaving Their Dog’s Poop On The Ground

    RylanTheWalrus Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to a neighbor of mine. He'd constantly take his dog around the back of our building and let it poop anywhere it wanted without cleaning it up. He came home one day to find someone had smeared his dogs poop all over this front door, including stuffing some in the keyhole of the deadbolt. They left a note about how it would continue if he didn't clean up after his dog. Haven't seen a dog mess behind the building since.

    zizou entertainment
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always went picked up the poo and throw it at the door of the owner

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they wore gloves. LOL

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... likely this has been going on for at least a few weeks... Gross, eeewww, I know, but some ... deserve even worse.

    Mireia Dos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the perp is captured in the window's reflection, so the car owners now have evidence.

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    #62

    Power Move

    Power Move

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell never know, and that won’t change his mind...

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the poster will feel a bit better which is something

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    Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because d***s are gay. Got it.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no. Putting a d**k on the blanket will change the sleep'ers sexuality. In the mind of a small child, anyway.

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    Rebecah Ozuna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why is it bad not liking others? We're not forced to like others behaviors, that's like a rapist forcing women to like 'it'. We should chose our likes on people the same way this gay choose men over women. I cheer for the uncle's free mind to choose.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they have absolutely no idea what the other person did it's not remotely revenge, not even in the petty sense of the word. This is just stupid.

    John Dwyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of a 'tie blanket'. Had to Google it and I am still not clear what it is or why you would have one!

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its two pieces of polar fleece with the edges fringed and then the edges tied together. It makes the blanket thicker and warmer than just one piece of polar fleece but without having to sew and it mixes the colors together for a cute fringe look. My mom and my grandma ( who has dementia) make them sometimes to donate for people undergoing chemo. Chemo makes you cold and they need blankets and because a tie blanket is simple ( no sew) my grandma can still do this project

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    Christopher Lee
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    5 years ago

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    No idea what the hell a tie blanket is - must be some american thing.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled it. It's a fleece blanket with a tied/knotted ends (a bit like fringing). We've learned something new today!

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    #63

    High School Romance

    High School Romance

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    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could have used 'why do you only call me when you're high?' by The Arctic Monkeys

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great- now this song is stuck in my head......

    #64

    Life Pro Tip: Having A Dirt-Cheap Car Allows You To Be Petty In Parkings

    Life Pro Tip: Having A Dirt-Cheap Car Allows You To Be Petty In Parkings

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    Caroline
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red car is parked fine, yet is blocked too.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I wouldn't because they left it for me to be able to get in and back out. I'd just be turning the passenger side mirror in on both cars before moving. Too bad this isn't in North Carolina. Here, if you park over the line and someone pulls in/out hitting your car, you owe them money because it's considered you were illegally parked to begin with.

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    Cristina Sacchi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red car driver's side is not blocked. Even the A@@HOLE car can still be accessible from the passenger side. It was just a brilliant way to make a point. I second! ✌🏻

    (づ´• ͜ʖ •)づ Ta Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably have enough room to get into their car through the trunk and drive out.

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    #65

    This Dad

    This Dad

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    Abnus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poster probably did’t remember his father’s birthday while his at her 2 siblings did.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glass looks more like it's half full. Or half empty, whatever.

    juice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but the glass in the picture is half full/empty...

    Jason M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the glass is 50% too large for the contents.

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    #66

    That's Gotta Hurt

    That's Gotta Hurt

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    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second photo at first glance tricked me.

    Annabell H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHE’S SO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYY OMG

    t clark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me @vancityreynolds 👍 it!😁

    Bonnie Clyde
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Not very well though...

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point, it's supposed to be funny

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    #67

    Fun With Passive-Agressivity

    Fun With Passive-Agressivity

    The guy who does this is actually really sweet, but leaves his trash and spills everywhere with no regard for others. Multiple people at my office have talked to him, but he doesn’t care, so we just deal with it. I cleaned it up later but wanted to have some fun in the meantime.

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet he's got you all trained to clean up after him.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this coworker's defense. My son does this all the time, he's the sweetest boy ever. The reason he does this is he's on the autism spectrum and legitimately gets distracted and forgets. Coworker could be on the spectrum as well and have the same issue.

    #68

    Petty Revenge

    Petty Revenge

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that's a poop bag. Funny side note. Had a mystery person in our neighborhood that took to breaking into the back of peoples trucks (canopy and tonneau covered) to steal stuff. So my husband and I threw a few bag under our tonneau..and left it there for a couple of days. We came back from lunch one day to see that someone finally broke into our truck, opened the bags to find 3 day old dirty diapers that had been baking in 93 degree summer heat. Our truck was never touched again...

    #69

    When The Ebay Customer Gives U Problems Before U Ship

    When The Ebay Customer Gives U Problems Before U Ship

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Ebayer would never do this, they’d be banned. Good thought tho.

    #70

    Though Circumstances Are Sad, Am I The Only One That Finds This Last Dig Rather Humorous?

    Though Circumstances Are Sad, Am I The Only One That Finds This Last Dig Rather Humorous?

    Also it's important to mention that the Crowey family was known for its strong personalities and tumultuous relationships.

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you write father (or mother) on a tombstone? Theye were more than just a parent. They weren someones son/daughter, partner, friend etc. Over here we put someones name on tombstones.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People write what they want on a tombstone. You have to do whatever brings you comfort and we are all different.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No names or dates? This one looks fake.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many old tombstones are very plain like that. possibly due to cost of stone masons? I have seen some with Family name monument, and individual headstones.

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    #71

    This Girlfriend Who Came With Printed Messages

    This Girlfriend Who Came With Printed Messages

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may be preparing a court case for something..

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex, I would wager. And why is this petty? Is there an interpretation other than he cheated and she is confronting him about it?

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    #72

    Y'all… New Orleans Is Next Level Petty And I Kinda Love It

    Y'all… New Orleans Is Next Level Petty And I Kinda Love It

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the US so have no idea what the point being made here is.

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll fill it in for everyone: As a Louisiana native that moved away, Saints football fans (basically, all of Louisiana) did not like the last playoff game where we lost. I didn't watch, but there was some call that was made that people felt was unfair, which ultimately led to overtime in which the Saints lost. This also meant that we will not go on to play in the upcoming SuperBowl. So, in an ultimate show of petty, The Times-Picayune printed this, a symbol that Saints fans are not acknowledging the upcoming big game. It's all in fun

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    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll fill it in for everyone: As a Louisiana native that moved away, Saints football fans (basically, all of Louisiana) did not like the last playoff game where we lost. I didn't watch, but there was some call that was made that people felt was unfair, which ultimately led to overtime in which the Saints lost. This also meant that we will not go on to play in the upcoming SuperBowl. So, in an ultimate show of petty, The Times-Picayune printed this, a symbol that Saints fans are not acknowledging the upcoming big game. It's all in fun

    Me!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the Saints get "robbed" of going to the Super Bowl or something a year or two ago? Could that be what the reference is?

    #73

    Throwback To When That One Dude's Girlfriend Moved Into My House And Started Putting Up Signs To Remind Us To Be Clean

    Throwback To When That One Dude's Girlfriend Moved Into My House And Started Putting Up Signs To Remind Us To Be Clean

    Homegirl made some blended kale smoothie and left this dirty, so I thoroughly cleaned the whole kitchen and left this note.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like more like a chemical waste- proceed with caution

    danielw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or an act of bio terrorism. blech, kale. Y'all realize that before it became 'fashionable'... the only people importing kale was Pizza Hut? as a decoration around their 'salad bar' buffet? yeah. there's a reason for that.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not empty, so maybe she's coming back to drink the rest. (After she throws up the first glass)

    #74

    A Few Months Ago My Fiancée Scared Me With A Cut Out Of Austin Powers, Time For A Little Payback

    A Few Months Ago My Fiancée Scared Me With A Cut Out Of Austin Powers, Time For A Little Payback

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    NCC~1701
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though let’s be honest here, any character from that series would have been great. All of the actors were so good. (Though personally Q is my favorite)

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body con suit. Well tailored for her.

    #75

    This Teenager

    This Teenager

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this. I now realise I am officially old.

    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People read her message (to which she receives a "read" notification, common on iphones) and didn't reply. So she sent a voice recording of her screaming to them in response.

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    NotMe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd leave that girl on read again after that voice memo

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    #76

    A Local Business Argument That Resulted In A Spite Fence

    A Local Business Argument That Resulted In A Spite Fence

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4nhw10/this_guy_pissed_off_his_neighbor_who_happens_to/d4499n8/ OP's explanation is buried deep: "Garage owner runs a landscaping and snowplow business. Parking lot owner owns many properties that require snow plowing. Plowing was done and the charge was significantly more than market rate. An argument about pricing turned into a cursing match and d**k measuring contest."

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    #77

    Had To Take A Selfie And Blur The Driver's Face Out As Payback For All The Faces Google Blurred Throughout The Years

    Had To Take A Selfie And Blur The Driver's Face Out As Payback For All The Faces Google Blurred Throughout The Years

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    K Lane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what universe is this revenge?

    #78

    I Turn Hotdog Water Into Ice Cubes For Guests That I Don't Like

    I Turn Hotdog Water Into Ice Cubes For Guests That I Don't Like

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    MPW
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you invite people that you don't like?

    char
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they invite themselves over... that's why we don't like them

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like people that do this kind of c**p. If you don't like the guest, ask them to leave. I had a hairstylist one time tell me how she played a joke on her vegan friends by putting chicken broth in everything at a potluck. She said her friends called her telling her they had bad cramps and diarrhea all day. She thought it was funny. I waited until she finished my hair to tell her off. I said "You have no idea if they have dietary restrictions or health issues they may have that makes it dangerous for them to have chicken or any meat product. Messing with peoples health is never funny." The owner of the hair salon heard me, and I explained what happened. When I came back 6 weeks later, the girl no longer worked there.

    NCC~1701
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally. Or what if they do it for religious reasons? If that’s the case and she knew about it before hand, then that lady is a racist piece of shot!

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    Kankan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People creating their own drama, facinating

    Kankan
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    5 years ago

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    #79

    Sweet Revenge

    Sweet Revenge

    So, I was bored last night and was making a house of cards at my desk. My brother comes over (obviously seeing my concentration as I am holding my creation) and playfully slams on the desk, knocking down my beautiful kingdom of cards.
    I was pissed.
    I immediately plotted my revenge, and sought out to dish out some Justice in a fairly reasonable and graceful manner. This was the result.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it? he can just walk to bed?

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made a d**k pointing to his brother bed. More work for him then a revenge.

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    Stevie B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your brother still doesn't care how long it took for you to set up. He can just walk through it.

    Me!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The better revenge might be posting that he still has a "cars" blanket in his bedroom.

    Beau Haven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brother can't go anywhere in the room without knocking siren all the cats, creating a mess. Sure, he won't HAVE to pick them up, but, ever played 52 Pickup? Imagine not picking them up; they'll end up everywhere. Under furniture, etc.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vacuum cleaner nozzle with a thin sock over the end - no bending just suck up a card and pluck it off the sock.

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posting a pic of his messy room is revenge enough.

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