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Not every hurtful action deserves jail time. Sometimes, a bad deed is pretty trivial and could even be forgotten. However, we humans are petty and vindictive creatures, so we improvise. We devise detailed plans of vengeance, and when everything is done, we even post stories of the petty revenge ideas we’ve carried out online. 

Bored Panda has collected some of the best revenge ideas people have come up with. These stories prove that everyone should think twice before being an asshole to other people. Keep scrolling to find out what epic revenge ideas the human mind can come up with!

#1

Grandma's Revenge

Grandma and a funny message

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    #2

    Petty Revenge

    Petty Revenge

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    #3

    Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

    Funny message and a turtle on the paper

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking over the line is ridiculously inconsiderate and she's lucky all she got for it was a turtle to color.

    Shirley Richard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is inconsiderate. However, I've had a situation where someone else parked over the line and I had to park next to them now placing me over my line. Then, while I was shopping that person left and now I look like the jerk.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok..now I'm gonna print a bunch of these off....

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While most parking shame notes/signs are probably deserved, sometimes you’re left no choice but to park that way yourself. All it takes is one idiot to park their tire on (or over) one of the boundary lines, and it forces everyone who parks parallel to them to do the same. In one case, a car to my left was partly in my empty spot - I had to invade a bit of the already-occupied spot to my right just so I could open my door (I live in ‘Murica. Steering on the left). When I returned to my car, who got the nasty windshield note? Me. The idiot who should’ve received it had already driven away. Someone made a point to call me a "parking douche bag” :-/

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope..back car into spot real close to their car take pictures of cars and license plate..do it all time here in florida

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    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No talking, just stop parking like a jackass.

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious! It's not rude or nasty but it certainly gets then point across.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRILLIANT! Im going to use this one

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be obligatory on all parking spaces... some are so bad that it just breaks ones mind when you see it

    Bob Connely
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was blocked from getting into my car. I went back in the store, bought a bag of "zip-ties" and took them along with two shopping carts out to the parking lot. Zip-tied the carts fore and aft to the vehicle that had blocked me in, and then went back into the store to wait and watch. Didn't have a long wait; the driver of the offending (offensive?) vehicle didn't have a lot of fun trying to get out of his self-induced pickle.

    Mandy Davis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha I’ve used those before

    Stephenie Stone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever this mystery messenger is...I love you! 💕❣️❤️

    Mia Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Denise Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also read where this man had just finished horrible divorce. Ex cheated on him the whole thing.. The guy ends up meeting his soulmate they get married. He still was paying support via vheck. After marrying soulmate. They had professional pics done. They used those as their bacground on their new vhecks. And he pays his ex every month w cks that are of him and beautiful soulmate..🤣

    Denise Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one was one of my daughters would leave her shoes .. alot of themall over the house so my ex gathered them up and took them in the restroom and did his thing. Came out and made her immediately collect them up. She never left her shoes around anymore....

    Michelle Chevalier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO....I need to put that on a few cars here

    Nancy Laird
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a supply of these in my glove compartment and when I run into an a*****e who has parked badly, I put one on the windshield.

    Sadie Jayne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be hard to be angry at this...

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people don't take time to park, with concern about the cars near them, pathetic morons !!!

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i f*****g hate a*****e parkers....i have stickers made up I carry

    Colette Bembenek
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've added; "Stay inside the lines."

    Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old picture, still working.

    Mel Schmidt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me being a turtle lover I so would like this!

    Christina Reuter Mitchell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the issue with using this Turtle sign to complain about someone's lack of common courtesy. This benign sign is not an act of revenge but rather a mild protest. Pouring sugar into the offender's gas tank would be a cruel instance of revenge.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    Lendon Morris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but if the person had that much time to leave such a note they could have parked someplace els

    Rose Montieth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha I keep a pile of these in my car 😂

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge. In busy lots I've often had to park "wrong" because the person beside me was wrong and I literally couldn't fit in my proper spot. You better know the person was just a lazy idiot first.

    Edward Hara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a raft of these. I leave them from time to time. LEARN TO PARK YOUR CAR!!! Other people exist and want the space next to you!!!!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't park like an idiot next time.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe you could learn how to park with consideration of others?

    OTTER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!! How much for 1,000 of them to start??

    Magic lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the nicest notes I’ve ever seen on parking etiquette

    Nevits Yibble
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    6 years ago

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    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some 3 year olds could probably park better

    Keilyn Hiilei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best thing I ever saw in my life.

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, I have a business card about parking too!

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I leave a prop 100 dollar bill with go buy some parking lessons written on it

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person has a stack of these in the car!!!

    David Hanson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When this first came out I Photoshopped a clean image, photocopied it, and now keep a small stack of these in my glove compartment for just such occasions...

    Grace Marraffa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart and not mean... just very petty

    Eirik Fjone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this to cars in Norway! A funny way to get your point made

    rick hctep (Rick45)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would not get these if you were such an a*s hole and selfish c**t.

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe that kind of comment is allowed on the site!

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    Kimberley Thom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t be surprised if that person keeps copies of that paper on them.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... Yeah... That's kinda how that works.

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    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take that you stupid idiot

    no one cares about you
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    6 years ago

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    funny how people leave these and don't have the balls to actually confront anyone ...sayings for pussies

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they don't have all day to stand around and wait for people to come out of the store or wherever.

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    Cam Street
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    6 years ago

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    next level creepy, that means they had this in their car just waiting for someone to p**s them off.

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not creepy, just being prepared, likely from experience

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    #4

    Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

    Cat laying in the bathroom next to a messed up toilet paper roll

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    #5

    Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

    Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

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    Should You Go Through With Petty Revenge?

    If you’re seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it’ll make you feel better. We often generate what seems to us evil revenge ideas just to irritate people we perceive as our enemies in work or personal life. It’s one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.

    “The struggle with revenge is centuries old,” she wrote for Psychology Today. “Shakespeare said, ‘If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?’ Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising.”

    “But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, ‘Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.’ Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, ‘An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.’”

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    #6

    Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

    White BMW car sprinkled with red paint

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    Sivi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it seems to be a warm sunny summer day that it will create a bit of buzz too

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    #7

    Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

    Person infusing a donuts with mustard

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English mustard is quite pungent so that will be a nasty shock.

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    #8

    Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

    Car surrounded by multiple shopping carts

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    Sivi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a retailworker this makes me happy.

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    #9

    You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

    Shoping cart attached to car's door handle

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    #10

    Punk’d

    Punk’d

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day I let a older man pass in front of me in the Supermarkt because he was having a lot of ages and only 3 articles. He call his wife that was carrying a shopping car full to the top. Couple thank me and explained that their son were in town, have car , so they use the help to get all products at one and not only what they can carry themselves.

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    #11

    I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

    Woman holding a plate of food in the north pole

    ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole - the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet - a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again... to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe there are still men who think telling a woman to make them a sandwich is somehow funny

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    #12

    My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

    Pictures of a thieve in the front yard of the house

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell steals lawn ornaments???

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    #14

    Deserved Petty Revenge

    Deserved Petty Revenge

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    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is true mastery of pettiness. I cried with laughter.

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    #15

    Evil Genius

    Evil Genius

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh! You would have caused less offence if you'd slapped his mother! Tea in the microwave is a mortal sin! :-D

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    What Triggers Revenge?

    Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack, and counterattack can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.

    “Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future,” she said. “But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions other than to inflict suffering on others.”

    “Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt, and power.”

    #16

    I Applaud This Level Of Petty

    Man talking

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

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    #17

    Joe Mode

    Joe mode option in car's settings

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind a request being named after me.

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    #18

    My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

    Globe with a funny message on a paper

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    #19

    Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

    Burrito made with cat food

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously...who are these lunch eating people? It is theft after all!

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    #20

    The Best Petty Revenge

    Multiple people eating at the table

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    Sleep On Your Revenge Ideas 

    So, how do we deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Try to fight it for as long as possible. Eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations. 

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    “When people don’t get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn’t act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn’t a big deal. Then, it’s easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse.”

    So, even if you have come up with some petty ways to get revenge on your colleague for constantly losing your stapler, think twice if it’s really worth it. Instead of wasting time on inventing revenge ideas, you could always just start placing your stapler in the drawer and maintain peace of mind. As they say, the best revenge to take on people who irritate you is to live an unbothered, happy life.

    #21

    When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

    Unique and interesting painting of women

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    #22

    My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

    Couple of lunch boxes with a funny message on a paper

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    #23

    Sonic Savagery

    Sonic cafe sign with a funny sign outside

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate always there ruining everybody's fun

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    #24

    Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

    Milk bottle with a funny message attached on paper

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered, why is human breast milk=something disgusting?

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    #25

    I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

    Funny car parking spot

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This cars people didn't even try. They just straight up crooked parked the wrong way.

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    #26

    Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

    Car with a funny message and a picture on it

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    #27

    Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

    Funny message and some comments

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kind of people just expect other people to do the work for them. Just set an alarm and go to the lectures and take your own damn notes instead of expecting other people to do it for you. I would send my notes to someone if they had a legit reason to be absent, like family issues or something, but not just because they're lazy

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    #28

    My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

    Multiple Cigarette Butts in a plastic bag

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you really did was pick them up for them and make it easier for them to throw them in the trash. Should have dumped them out on their front doormat.

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    #29

    Sweet Revenge

    White car built up from both sides

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    Alexis DeBruyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when two total strangers are on the same wavelength and pull something like this off.

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    #30

    Payback

    Payback

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    juice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean it's funny but how is this petty revenge?

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    #31

    Pothole Birthday Party

    A cake with candles near a small pothole

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a not much of a pothole... should see the one that took out two wheels on my husband's car. Police car coincidentally came along and then stayed with him as his car was stuck on a dangerous corner until a rescue vehicle arrived. Council fixed that one sharpish when I complained with backup evidence from the police.

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    #32

    I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

    Boy playing wind-instrument and drums at the same time

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    #33

    Jason Is A Mad Man

    Jason Is A Mad Man

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am split between respect and disgust

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    #34

    The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

    Man walking with a funny sign on his back

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    Kate Kyffin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good idea actually, the walk of shame.

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    #35

    Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

    CD disc in a snake cave under a tree bark

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not 'help' if he lives there...it's his bloody duty

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    #36

    As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

    Present in a concert block with multiple funny messages

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a fun gift idea! I feel like the real gift is that you get to smash something, who cares what's inside!

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    #37

    Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

    Funny messages on a mirror in a gym

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then people wonder why so many are too intimidated to work out in gyms.

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    #38

    The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

    Funny messages on a building's window

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    Eric Mikalo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone below them should post "theyre both loud"

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    #39

    My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

    Funny messages and pictures around the house

    This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those made of? Because I like the way it looks, just not the content

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    #40

    Savage Artist

    Savage Artist

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    #41

    Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

    Pumpkin with multiple needles

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    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have wired those spikes to the mains..

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    #42

    This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

    Checks with pictures on them

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough info here to judge if it is justified or not. He may well be a twat or his ex-wife may deserve it. Does seem top level petty though.

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    #43

    My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

    IDK messages on papers in a bowl with a fork

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    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are surprised? You got what you asked for.

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    #44

    I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

    Person mixing hot pepper seasoning and ice cream wearing gloves

    So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write "do not eat" on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote "don't be a dick." Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person's ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn't hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put laxatives in your ice cream and someone happen to steal it, how can this be considered poisoning.? It's your ice cream, you do what you want with it.

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    #45

    My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

    Everything in a room wrapped in cling film

    We wrapped everything individually and created a giant ball with his shoes randomly through it (bottom left). The testicles are his basketballs with around 100 meters of wrap on each. Around 4 hours of work with help. Its late, he just got back from his flight and he has to work early in the morning. Here we go...

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    #46

    When Your Ex Writes You An Apology Letter So You Grade It To Send It Back

    Many marked places in a letter

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not feel it is right to share this with the world.

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    #47

    Every Time I Get A Spam Fax At Work I Put The Spammer's Number On A Free Monkey Flyer And Post It Somewhere Around Town

    Person holding a funny a paper ad

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    Renee Gauthier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just put out a flyer saying to fax this page for $100.

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    #48

    Revenge Cookies

    Revenge Cookies

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be tempted to anger You then

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    #49

    Pettiness Level 100,000,00. My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed

    One side of the bed is made and the other is messy

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    #50

    Our Neighbors Very Precisely Cleaned Only Their Part Of The Wall

    One wall of the fence is cleaned up and other is dirty

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    IrishClaire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should they clean someone else's property though? If the paint flaked off or anything they'd get into s***. I wouldn't do it either

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    #51

    Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

    Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

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    #52

    Perfect Roommate

    Perfect Roommate

    LV_Eventing Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to get separate bins and/or a new roommate

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    #53

    My Buddy's Bank Wouldn't Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash

    My Buddy's Bank Wouldn't Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash

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    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I closed my bank account for the same reason. I had been with a credit union since I was 14, I was never charged monthly fees, transaction fees etc but once I turned 22 it all changed. I switched banks and pay zero fees and have had great service with them for 11 years.

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    #54

    A Man Gets Fed Up With His Roommate's Mess, So He Creates An Art Gallery With The Mess As Art-Pieces

    A Man Gets Fed Up With His Roommate's Mess, So He Creates An Art Gallery With The Mess As Art-Pieces

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    #55

    Tom Beat This Guy's Score On Mario Bros, So He Took His Revenge With This Nice Little Message

    Tom Beat This Guy's Score On Mario Bros, So He Took His Revenge With This Nice Little Message

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of thing I'd do if I was any good at gaming

    #56

    That’s What Happens When You Constantly Park In My Parking Space. Try And Get Out Now... I Don’t Need To Move The Car Until Tomorrow

    That’s What Happens When You Constantly Park In My Parking Space. Try And Get Out Now... I Don’t Need To Move The Car Until Tomorrow

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    Cristina Sacchi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can totally get out of that spot! There's enough room in the front to wiggle-wiggle their way out of there. Should have parked closer if you wanted to make your point. 😉

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    #57

    My Co-Workers Must Enjoy Conflict

    My Co-Workers Must Enjoy Conflict

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Ron doesn't like too many visitors

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    #58

    My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor's Kids Left Him A Message

    My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor's Kids Left Him A Message

    sum33 Report

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    #59

    Revenge Is Sweet

    Revenge Is Sweet

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    IrishClaire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah look at you picking on a cat. You rock! 🙄

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    #60

    My Wife Is Planning Revenge Against The Annoying Neighbors

    My Wife Is Planning Revenge Against The Annoying Neighbors

    Serraph105 Report

    #61

    Somebody In My Hometown’s Retribution For A Neighbor Leaving Their Dog’s Poop On The Ground

    Somebody In My Hometown’s Retribution For A Neighbor Leaving Their Dog’s Poop On The Ground

    RylanTheWalrus Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to a neighbor of mine. He'd constantly take his dog around the back of our building and let it poop anywhere it wanted without cleaning it up. He came home one day to find someone had smeared his dogs poop all over this front door, including stuffing some in the keyhole of the deadbolt. They left a note about how it would continue if he didn't clean up after his dog. Haven't seen a dog mess behind the building since.

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    #62

    Power Move

    Power Move

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell never know, and that won’t change his mind...

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    #63

    High School Romance

    High School Romance

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    #64

    Life Pro Tip: Having A Dirt-Cheap Car Allows You To Be Petty In Parkings

    Life Pro Tip: Having A Dirt-Cheap Car Allows You To Be Petty In Parkings

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    Caroline
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red car is parked fine, yet is blocked too.

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    #66

    That's Gotta Hurt

    That's Gotta Hurt

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    #67

    Fun With Passive-Agressivity

    Fun With Passive-Agressivity

    The guy who does this is actually really sweet, but leaves his trash and spills everywhere with no regard for others. Multiple people at my office have talked to him, but he doesn’t care, so we just deal with it. I cleaned it up later but wanted to have some fun in the meantime.

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet he's got you all trained to clean up after him.

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    #68

    Petty Revenge

    Petty Revenge

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that's a poop bag. Funny side note. Had a mystery person in our neighborhood that took to breaking into the back of peoples trucks (canopy and tonneau covered) to steal stuff. So my husband and I threw a few bag under our tonneau..and left it there for a couple of days. We came back from lunch one day to see that someone finally broke into our truck, opened the bags to find 3 day old dirty diapers that had been baking in 93 degree summer heat. Our truck was never touched again...

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    #69

    When The Ebay Customer Gives U Problems Before U Ship

    When The Ebay Customer Gives U Problems Before U Ship

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Ebayer would never do this, they’d be banned. Good thought tho.

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    #70

    Though Circumstances Are Sad, Am I The Only One That Finds This Last Dig Rather Humorous?

    Though Circumstances Are Sad, Am I The Only One That Finds This Last Dig Rather Humorous?

    Also it's important to mention that the Crowey family was known for its strong personalities and tumultuous relationships.

    scytheandstone Report

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you write father (or mother) on a tombstone? Theye were more than just a parent. They weren someones son/daughter, partner, friend etc. Over here we put someones name on tombstones.

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    #71

    This Girlfriend Who Came With Printed Messages

    This Girlfriend Who Came With Printed Messages

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    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may be preparing a court case for something..

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    #72

    Y'all… New Orleans Is Next Level Petty And I Kinda Love It

    Y'all… New Orleans Is Next Level Petty And I Kinda Love It

    Butterfly504 Report

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the US so have no idea what the point being made here is.

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    #73

    Throwback To When That One Dude's Girlfriend Moved Into My House And Started Putting Up Signs To Remind Us To Be Clean

    Throwback To When That One Dude's Girlfriend Moved Into My House And Started Putting Up Signs To Remind Us To Be Clean

    Homegirl made some blended kale smoothie and left this dirty, so I thoroughly cleaned the whole kitchen and left this note.

    maddublier Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like more like a chemical waste- proceed with caution

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    #74

    A Few Months Ago My Fiancée Scared Me With A Cut Out Of Austin Powers, Time For A Little Payback

    A Few Months Ago My Fiancée Scared Me With A Cut Out Of Austin Powers, Time For A Little Payback

    CaptainPhil Report

    #75

    This Teenager

    This Teenager

    coolgrandma98 Report

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this. I now realise I am officially old.

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    #76

    A Local Business Argument That Resulted In A Spite Fence

    A Local Business Argument That Resulted In A Spite Fence

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    #77

    Had To Take A Selfie And Blur The Driver's Face Out As Payback For All The Faces Google Blurred Throughout The Years

    Had To Take A Selfie And Blur The Driver's Face Out As Payback For All The Faces Google Blurred Throughout The Years

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    K Lane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what universe is this revenge?

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    #78

    I Turn Hotdog Water Into Ice Cubes For Guests That I Don't Like

    I Turn Hotdog Water Into Ice Cubes For Guests That I Don't Like

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    MPW
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you invite people that you don't like?

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    #79

    Sweet Revenge

    Sweet Revenge

    So, I was bored last night and was making a house of cards at my desk. My brother comes over (obviously seeing my concentration as I am holding my creation) and playfully slams on the desk, knocking down my beautiful kingdom of cards.
    I was pissed.
    I immediately plotted my revenge, and sought out to dish out some Justice in a fairly reasonable and graceful manner. This was the result.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it? he can just walk to bed?

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