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Naming your family pet is always a fun experience; less serious and with more room for creativity than naming a child, the pet names can be meaningful but still a bit silly. Because after all, the other animals aren't making fun of little Moonpie for his ridiculous name. Or are they?

Your local vet has an incredibly challenging, rewarding and often heartbreaking job, but hearing all the hilariously inventive and funny names that people have chosen for their furry friends must provide a welcome bit of light relief. This viral Twitter thread began at the vet where Caskie Mushens literary agent Juliet Mushens was waiting, and she overheard some of the unique pet names as they came and went. “I have two British Shorthair cats, Neville and Luna, and they were there having their jabs,” Juliet explained to Bored Panda. “Funny pet names are clearly a universally popular theme! I am a fan of old man names for pets, but I also enjoyed the incongruous names like ‘Tinkerbell’ for a Rottweiler.”

What about you? Scroll down below to check out some of the best tweets of funny puns in animal names below, and share your own stories in the comments!

Juliet started a twitter thread sharing the funniest animal names she's heard at the vet

Image credits: mushenska

Soon, many people joined in:

#1

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Luis Milian
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

with those eyes, you picked the right name!

Holly Hobby
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My step daughters have a Sissy Fur

Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our cat is black and talks...his name is Lucifer Meow Meow

Salena Poff
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a Lucyfur longtail. She is a demon cat.

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    #2

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    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no it will not :)

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably coz he has no nose..

    Laura Zaini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha oh god! that's genius!!!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the boxer we had named Ozzy Pawsborne

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, it's the Dark Lord Voldetort!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he also answer to "He who must not be named?"

    Bernhard Sonderegger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had a sparrow. We called him Captain Jack.

    TrashPandaru
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named my tortoise Om. Those who know, know.

    Fotini T
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're wrong.. he will be beaten by his mortal enemy, harry otter

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    #3

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me Tinkerbell is male!

    Moriarty2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get doing this. I hate the color pink but I put my Rottweiler mix in pink collars with pink tags so she doesn't look so intimidating. She just wants to kiss everyone but they run in fear because of her size/coloring.

    Amanda Ferraz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotts are amazing, my dad used to have one, I'd tell people to beware of my shih tzu, not her, if they had to fear one of the two. He was harmless as well

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great, but they missed an opportunity to name it Leeeeeroy

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the vet I heard them call for 'Trouble'. It was a little cat, lol.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way (s)he could fit through a keyhole fddfd42f65...e715fb.jpg fddfd42f65c74faf739a0ab2dfe3d9fd-5c5af76e715fb.jpg

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Tinkerbell is a beautiful name for a beautiful Rott.

    Bonnie Addicott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My maid of honor had a huge Newfie named Horse. She also had a German Shepherd named, G’Down. No explanation necessary. Of course everyone knows someone like my neighbor who named her Great Dane, Tiny.

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    #4

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I just love this one most of all.

    ChiveChilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiya Reya! You're a good booplesnoot Reya!

    Ki Choi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's seriously the sweetest booplesnoot, ever.

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    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!! I might even have to steal it sometime in the future if I can remember it when I start thinking of names for future pets.

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh I get it, 'cause she's your Ray of sunshine

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    #5

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    Albert T. Savage
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a one eyed cat that my family friend called Wink. I always thought it was super cute. He had to have one eye removed because it was badly infected and they just sewed the eyelids shut, so he always looks as though he's winking.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advertisement for comma placement, too. The difference between; "Do you want to go, Winky?", and "Do you want to go winky?" (I'll leave now...)

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    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a very good name for a cat.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. I would have gone with the subtler "Alastor", though.

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    #6

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    SlightlyBurntWaffle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute. You can call him 'Buddy' for short!

    Ellis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the cast is lost? “Have you seen Somebody”? “€ 250 reward if you find Somebody”

    Pamela Schmieding
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Golden’s name was Mercy. I always wanted to go outside and yell for Mercy!

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh no, Everybody loves Raymond. Where were you during the 90s?

    Capri Figueroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a huge poodle in my neighborhood named Friend

    DatDerpyCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help, you know I need somebody, help, not just anybody...

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    #7

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't it Cat Nicholson and Bill Furray

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A buddy of mine has a cat called Will Smith. LOL

    Christine Ladyman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are my favourites. ..just people names kill me!😂

    Kimberly Rolzhausen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's name was Michael Bolton, and she was a girl :)

    #8

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who is a MASSIVE David Bowie fan. His name is David. He has a dog called Bowie and 2 cats one called Ziggie and they he other Stardust.

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her eyes.......Heterochromia is amazing.

    JillVille
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter adopted a beautiful white cat like this also with the two different eyes - her name was Bowie :)

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful eyes.. 😍😍

    trinity davis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma has a dog named ziggy stardust too

    Rose Pearson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a stick insect named "Twiggy Stardust"

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous!!! And I love the name. I'm a huge David Bowie fan.

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    #9

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    Lotte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he die or did he not?

    tarebear
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But was he alive when you brought him in his carrier???

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vet should return a box instead the cat.

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why I haven't come across more cats named Schrodinger.

    Raymond Ewen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean that a so-called college educated doctor didn't know about Schrodinger's cat?

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vet was just tired of people thinking it was funny to name their cat this. Why you'd name your cat after someone who theorized poisoning them for an experiment is beyond me.

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    #10

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a huge black cat I named Hades - he turned out to be the most vicious, aggressive nightmare of a cat ever. I still loved him to bits despite the bites and scratches and destroyed belongings but I have to wonder if it was the name that he felt he had to live up to.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for the day somebody has to tell the teacher that "Satan" ate their homework.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbors had a cat called Psycho. They named him that because, at 14 weeks, the cat ran head long into a wall and gave himself a concussion.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a house with a Doberman named Satan. He followed me downtown. A cop yelled at me from across the street saying the dog needed a leash. I just said Satan was following me.

    Ayra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a girl who named her chihuahua Satan... He's a cute little black one

    Phaedra Kalis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People call me that lol. But I'm not a dog.

    Nicole Forsey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be like on Wreck it Ralph, its pronounced Sa Tine, lol

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    #11

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    Maya Bélanger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cat is named Ned and the other one Flanders. I thought it was funny 13 years ago...

    KRYSTAL THOMPSON
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wouldn't it be awesome if they also responded to Mrs. Chanandler Bong?

    Erin Sheppard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had Daisy and Duke. I was a kid and oddly they were mother and pup.

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    #12

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    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a big name for a small doggo :)

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my students has a tiny toy Yorkie whose name is... Thor! I think it's hilarious!

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    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is unnecessary, but please don't buy pugs. They often have breathing problems and it can hurt when they walk. Why? Because we bred them like that. FOR AESTHETIC REASONS. So please be aware of this, and don't get pugs. Don't fuel the cycle.

    A Very Bored Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you're gonna get a pug, please look into "retro pugs". They look like pugs but with longer legs and noses, which makes them a lot healthier

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    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expect the Snortingham part is because of the inherent breathing problems that Pugs have such as brachycephalic airway syndrome, , it's very cruel, try closing your nostrils and only breathing through a straw in your mouth, that's what a lot of pugs breath like.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To big a name for a small dog.

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is adorable. Not only a cute name, but he also has a title to go with it...LMAO.

    Diane Gilstrap
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had dogs named Duke Pawwalker, Dobie-Wan Kenobi, and Clobacca

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    #13

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    Wyomudder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chicken shaming post? Where are these found, and why am I just learning about them now?

    Sarah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chicken-shaming-farm-life/ Here you go ;)

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    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is a Polish chicken = “Chicken Pot Pie” ;)

    Loki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher, not saying that because my actual name is Rebecca(sorry) like I actually laughed

    Lulu Huffington
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And currently there is Cap'N Cluck and Ernest Heningway and Albert Eggstein and Attila the Henn.

    Lulu Huffington
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a chicken up for adoption locally with the name Cluck Norris.

    Marcia Leary
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a rooster named Roo Paul

    Karen Jewell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a chicken named Cluck Norris

    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephews have a chicken they named "Nugget"

    Jodi Moreno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite chicken name: Chick Norris ;)

    Rhon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were given some hens that needed rehousing. One of them was a gorgeous little Laced Wyandotte named KFC, we very quickly changed her name to Katie!

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    #14

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    Loki
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never watched star wars(never had the time) but this is adorable---------Turns out people are freaking out over me never watch star wars. I can't sit still long enough I have like 4 TV shows I have to finish (Lucifer, sex education,re-watching the office and criminal minds) OH and the lead singer of My chemical romance has a new tv show coming to Netflix sometime this month and I gotta support my baby Gerard Way!

    Alison-Frances McKnight
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a guinea pig called Luke Skywalker, his brother was called Treetrunk - maybe I shouldn't have asked 4 year old grandaughters to name them !!!

    DearOptimists
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You definitely should. That name's brilliant!

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once had in succession in our groom shop. BB8 (Shih Tsu) Dart Vader (Shih Tsu) Chewie (Chow) Luke Skywalker (Jack Russell) and Princess Leia (Mini Pomeranian, also owned by one of the groomers at the shop.)

    Cristin Roush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's name was Anikat Skywalker (female)

    Mel Heathcote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a gorgeous male tabby who has abeen an arsehole since birth. We adore the jerk. His name is Lucifer.

    KRYSTAL THOMPSON
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't retain information while watching Star Wars, so I've only ever tried to watch the first movie. Even then I stopped after like 30 min. Sorry just not my thing.

    Christine M Quigley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen 'Top Gun', so don't feel bad.

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    #15

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    Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can sympathise with your kids. I still couldn't get used to calling a friend's fur baby by the name Chicken while she is a dog by gene lol

    Ryan Osbaldeston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adopted a Calico named Autumn. Such a perfect name for a Calico

    Ashley Leon Torres
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat named Goose and my child was so confused the first time he saw a real Goose

    Hannah Greenwood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is called Badger too! But only because is always badgering me for food!

    Amanda Sell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat named Mouse. Yes it messed with my kids a little bit 😝

    Hannah Blakey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum's cats are called Sox and Fish. Both very confusing for my daughter, both for different reasons

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, they will be siblings.

    Z Kalnina
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    6 years ago

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    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dog of my mother in law is called Email :-)

    Ellis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s nice to see “have you checked your Email yet” or “I have to send Email to the vet”, “could you watch my Email for me for a sec?”

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    Kristy P
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a small white dog named Charles Barkley. The receptionists at the vet's office used to fight over who got to make the reminder calls so they could say his name. XD

    Rebecca Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an episode of Pitbulls and Parolees where they rescued a dog they thought was a stray, but turned out this guy used to own him, but dumped him in the street. When they confronted him, the a*****e said "he keeps peeing on my Xbox". They named him Xbox

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want dogs called Bitmap and Pixel.

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A streamer/youtuber I watch has 2 ferrets called Pixel and 8 bit

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    LadyPantsJohnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re fostering two twin chihuahuas. They came without names so at first we called them both “Spot.” Decided we needed some way to distinguish them and lazily ended up with “Spot” and “Spotify.” Didn’t realize this was ridiculous until I heard myself yelling SPOTIFY! repeatedly out the door in the middle of the night.

    Stephanie Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who named their dog Pixel. I love it!

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he also was an "alpha" dog, he could be called PNG.

    JD Cassavaugh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're his siblings GIF & TIFF with him?

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife named all of our chickens, some of the names include: Elinore, Beatrice, Florencia b. Chicken, Victoria, and more. She gave them all proper English names except for the one I named. Which is a black chicken by the name of Morticia.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that you named the black one Morticia. Adorable!

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    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a cute name for a chicken

    JessG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belinda was the name of the talking chicken in the movie "Return to Oz"

    Alexandra Knight
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chickens are Maisie, Mildred and Myrtle. Myrtle is the boss while Mildred is the gannet. Myrtle just does not care enough to worry about labels.

    Katie O'Brien
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Return to Oz fans just squeee’d themselves.

    Marcia Leary
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a rooster names Roo Paul

    Lilly Petit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend that have some chickens, and all them have names.

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    LadyGrimm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who has a cat named The Darkness.

    Tim P.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a pair of dachshund puppies, Evil Lynn and Good Lynn.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's so funny that our cats have our last names. In Spain when they get microchipped the vet gives us an ID card and my cats are Mixa Ducca and Freyja Ducca. My husband's cats are Pebre Garcia and Taques Garcia. XDDD I just think it's cute and funny.

    Sally Dilkes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a cat called Vicious, cause she was 😂 I didn’t realise the vets call them in by their name & our surname, I was sooo embarrassed

    Samantha Hurrell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil reminds me of Evil the Cat from Earthworm Jim.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earth worm Jim fan perhaps? He had a nemesis called Evil The Cat.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad Kitten Fitzpatrick is listed at our vet and lives here with us. And she is BAD!

    Kathy Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once had a cat named Fudge Ripple; Ripple, for short. They called her name out at the vet: Ripple Brown 😆

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    ClaireAllan Report

    CCL_2018
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Katy Perry's cat named Kitty Purry?

    Antonia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had two pitchblack sister cats... named Bea and Trix, we are dutch and Beatrix was our queen at that time...

    Sabienn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you would name two animals today, would you call them willem and alexander?

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    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Kitty Purry wants to murder you on your sleep...

    Karoline Batton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a kitty purry and tyler perry kittens

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    EAustin1969 Report

    Renee Gauthier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have 2 cats. One black one named Ninja & a tortoiseshell one named Turtle.

    NCC-1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tuxedo named Ninja. He was well named. I once left a bag if treats on the top of my drawers (which is pretty high up) and at four am Ivsitring in bed because I can’t sleep and I see him look up at the bag and then launch himself like seven feet into the air and proceed to bite through the bag. When he isn’t pulling off crazy stunts though, he’s such a lovebug.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need one more to name 'Time'!

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peanut Budders Jelly!!!! Peanut Budder Jelly, Peanut Budder Jelly, Peanut Budder Jelly with a baseball bat

    Ann Abdelzaher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL MY nephew had Chihuahuas called Chocolate, Chip and Cookie

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only need one call cracker.

    Anne Bleakley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a black cat named Ninja too, her sister is called Rogue.

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    Christy_Ross Report

    Charles Watkins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tortoise is named Zippy. I wanted her to have a positive self image. You can call her Missus Zippy.

    Barbara Cooke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep my kids had Fruitloop and Trix. A couple of very loved Tom cats.

    Nicholas McShane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from the smallest state in Australia, and of course we get all the 'inbred' jokes. Not helped by our BROTHER AND SISTER rescue cats being named 'Romeo' and 'Juliet' by the good folk at the shelter. You had one job...

    mom24boys
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a theme! All our pets are name after foods. Dogs: Apple Dumplin', Truffles. Snakes: Chili, Nutmeg, Ginger. Bearded dragon: Prickle E. Pear. Rabbits: Salt & Pepper. Cats: Butter, Falafel, *Earl* Grey Tea, Meat *Hook* (adopted so we worked with his original name Hook), *Ceylon* Tea, *Americano* Coffee, Meringue, Cheddar.

    LadyPantsJohnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tortoise is named Moses, because I never named him and always just called him ‘the tortoise.’ When a visitor asked his name, I didn’t have an answer, so I started thinking really hard and ended up saying ‘Mmmmm...Moses?” (The now properly named Moses is a sulcata and spends summer outdoors digging up the lawn, winters indoors rearranging the furniture).

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    SverkGirl Report

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His dad's name is Tater Salad (see Ron White)

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE him! one of the few commedianes that can make me laugh til i cry

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    Taiylar Loner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing I've ever heard in my entire life!!

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better his cat than his horse.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me the cat was orange!

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    #23

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    jendavies Report

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vets call their patients, same as any other doctor.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¡Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!

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    KarmaLeiAngelo Report

    Ms Phit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our dogs is Piepie. My husband is a physicist so everyone thinks she's named after pi. Nope! She just loves to eat too much

    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have two cats, Isosceles and Pi, so I totally get it!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ari Sci - sounds more like you're in the space program.

    Tanisha Finlayson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the dogs' names are just Ari and Pi then...

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    haleyguff Report

    wusah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure why but that's hilarious. I literally laughed out loud

    Nettel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is sublime - I couldn't stop laughing

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you haven't met KatManDu. Yes, I changed his name -- it was CatCat when I got him.

    Judy Waddle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite dog - half Pointer and half Dalmatian - was named "Mrs. Calabash." You have to be a huge fan of Jimmy Durante or very old to know where that came from!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it was for a chicken.

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    MargSheridan Report

    Sue Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a gray muted tortie named Widget!

    Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan of any kind of unnecessary clothing on animals. A jacket if it's cold or rainy sure but a bonnet, no thanks

    Jennifer Williams Martinez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Cattle Dog/Chihuahua mix is named Lady von Figglesworth, the 3rd. (Figg for short). She thinks she's royalty so she needed a royal name.... ;)

    Nancy Place
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Torti's name is Zuul ….it was Jada but now there is no Jada, only Zuul (Ghostbusters)

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the hat, and the cat, wearing the hat !!!

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    #27

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    Hobbikats Report

    Akucdota
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I know which one is Stache

    Pj Amper
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or the kitten on the upper left looks like Adam Driver?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, I love all of these guys. Their videos are hilarious--especially the ones with Teddy--who honks.

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else think of Freddie Mercury when they saw Stache?

    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look like Dewey from Malcolm in the middle

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have named them Harpo, Zeppo, Chico or Gummo, and of course Groucho...LOL

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    GardensInNeed Report

    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the three little French kittens, une, deux and trois, who went for a walk on the ice, but the ice was too thin and the kittens fell in, and une, deux, trois cat sank.

    Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that if you really know French and know how to pronounce "je m'appelle", it doesn't work that well unfortunately.. More like how Americans tend to butcher the French language lol (I'm not French but am fluent)

    Bonnie Addicott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a toy French Poodle named Demi Less. It was because somebody already had the name, Demi Moore. But I like your Gemma Pell better. Very clever.

    Winnie van Zalm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    je m'appelle...gemma pell...that is a good one

    Kimberly Maloney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get another they need to be named Claude...

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they named it after the song by Eminem/Slim Shady..."My name is".

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    #29

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    rozya Report

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    #30

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    pooter03 Report

    Jen Moya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call this pose "The Highland Fling"

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awkward pose; now - is when you choose to take a pict?

    Naomi Wheatley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a beautiful German Shepard named Betty. I think it’s a hoot!

    Debbie Mitchell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of ours had a cat named Mieowski

    Sonya Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a beta named the masta...

    Sonya Marie
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    5 years ago

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    Aundria Fields
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named my cat Squishy when I first got him as a 9 week old kitten. I was watching Finding Nemo and it was at the part where Dory sees a little jellyfish and says 'I shall call call him Squishy and he shall be mine'.

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