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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.
But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.
Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!
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#1
Great Step
Sam Yobado 4 years ago
I heard once "Everything I know about the Kardashians I learned against my will.", I totally agree.
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
There are 2 ways to look at this: "Yay Me! I never watched it! "And there is "How did that 'show' last 20 years?'
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I will never understand honestly what was so interesting about that show and it lasted more than half a season!!
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deathrose 4 years ago
Soooo much truth to that statement. No one around me watches or cares about them but somehow we all know too much about them.
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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
Me too. Anything I know about the Kardashians is through involuntary osmosis.
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Congratulations! Neither have I, and our brain cells thank us for it. 🎆
Desiree McKinnon 4 years ago
We both get the pride that comes from having higher evolved taste in entertainment.
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#2
They Can Barely Manage English
Ozacoter 4 years ago
It is really sad that the asian community was targeted because of Covid. I really dont get people. That said most people wont be able to distinguish between the Thai and Cantonese languages by hearing them just because they wont hear any difference. Just a foreign language. Same with any pair of uncommon foreign languages.
denzoren 4 years ago
It was a really sweet idea by mom but proves ineffective. She didn't anticipate the utter stupidity of the racists.
Isabel Frost 4 years ago
I can't differentiate between them, but I also wouldn't judge someone for speaking a different language than English, so I hope I'm okay.
Ladyandthetramp 4 years ago
They can't tell the diffrence between spanish and french in one of my encounters.
kjorn 4 years ago
normal people who has no knowledge of asian language won't be able to make the difference. nothing to do with racism. but i get his point
Anne Nielsen 4 years ago
America is a big country. Some people have never heard Thai or Chinese spoken. I can tell Vietnamese from Chinese from Japanese, because I have friends from each background. But since t do not have Thai friends, I would not recognize it when spoken. Lack of experience does not equal racism.
Douglas Campbell 4 years ago
Reminds me of my Spain born gran who wouldn't speak Spanish in public because she didn't want anyone to think she was Puerto Rican...because she was racist.
Rus Kus 4 years ago
One girl was attacked by an elder man because she is Asian in the beginning of all Covid chaos where I live. It was a bit scary to go outside but not much scarier then before and that thought was a scary revelation for me. The fact that one is never safe and it's always been more or less uncomfortable and potentially dangerous to look different. And I always tried to laugh it off and this got more difficult now
#3
This Hits Home
lunar eclipse 4 years ago
Yes, I think that. I don’t have a particular goal but I still enjoy everyday. Hey, look the neighbours sent cake. Funky. I’ll bake them something too. And this will go in my journal as a fun day.
Auntriarch 4 years ago
True. And I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up
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Scagsy 4 years ago
This may well be the finest motivational statement ever written. I am genuinely moved and life makes a little more sense today. Miss me with that 'Live, Laugh, Love' crap.
denzoren 4 years ago
This is refreshing but I'm also kinda scared by it because I feel like I have to work a 9-5 for the rest of my days or else I wouldn't be able to survive.
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
I can understand that. The thing is you don't have to do the same 9-5 job for the rest of your days. Try different things? Some jobs are great because the people are great. All jobs have boring aspects but as long as you enjoy most of it or get something rewarding out of it - might just be knowing that you are providing a necessary service. Also, work to live and not live to work - get that work/life balance right.
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LesAnimaux 4 years ago
I just want to be happy, really. I don't want to be rich & famous or climb the corporate ladder. I make enough to afford rent and basic needs and I can sometimes get a tattoo and go on vacation. That's fine by me.
Lanie 4 years ago
This is exactly what I ever wanted. Never mind if I had to go to the ballet studio every day, all day long. But I did it, with honors. I became a professional ballet dancer in Royal Theater in Amsterdam. That was my dream job. :)
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Look up “the Flight of the Humming Bird” by Elizabeth Gilbert. It’s about this very concept! People with single purpose are Jack hammers. People with varying interests are humming birds. We need both!
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
My grand ambition is to find my purpose. But I'm starting to suspect that my life has no purpose. Sigh...😔
Auntriarch 4 years ago
Leave the world better than you found it, in however small a way
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The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.
1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.
2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office.
3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.
#4
Genius
IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
This could work for when you need to choose where to go eat. It would just have to be adapted for both. Brilliant idea.
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A B C 4 years ago
Difference is: there's a finite amount of restaurants in your area, and you can visit them multiple times (you can watch movies multiple times as well, but say over a short period of time).
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third molar 4 years ago
Well you would be hoping the app helps find that matching movie but u may end up scrolling for weeks
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
I'd need an app for me. Just for me. Something that suggests things based on my level of boredom or itchiness. (I get itchy when I want something but I don't know what. Is that just me? I feel like I'm sitting in nettles )
#5
Best Of Both Worlds Honestly
BetterBitterButter 4 years ago
Everyone would sit around me if start giving 5G signals. But unfortunately despite two doses I somehow missed the whole point of vaccines and my body doesn't even give 2G signals. Stupid vaccine will just protect me from a life threatening disease.
Viviane 4 years ago
Have you tried talking your dentist? Maybe they can put a transmitter in your teeth. I hear it's really effective, but you do have to avoid eating sticky toffee and peanut butter for a week.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
It does. Since I got the vaccine my internet it's much better. Go get the vaccine and get stronger internet. Go today.
Donkey boi 4 years ago
5G in London, but I'm lucky if I can get 3g when I go home to west cost of Ireland.
Rissie 4 years ago
I live in the middle of a very busy part of The Netherlands. But it's newly developed and they forgot people have smartphones these days. I fall back at Edge some days... 1 km away from here there's great 5g and I have actual glass fiber internet connection running into my home. But calling someone is most of the time impossible and they are not planning on doing anything about it soon :)
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Gwen 4 years ago
And if there really is a chip, if I ever go missing, then they can find me before the vultures do!
#6
I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now
Lila Launehase 4 years ago
He is! I love to watch him at the Graham Norton show online and he is sooo hilarious! Especially when Patrick Stewart is around. Life goal friendship!
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Thank goodness for people brave enough to come out during a time when it was not accepted very much. You paved the way for future generations to lead much happier lives
Sky Render 4 years ago
There's a reason why the colloquial term used to refer to homosexuality is a synonym for "joyful".
CatWoman312 4 years ago
I actually didn’t know he was gay very interesting and glad he’s not ashamed to talk about it
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
I was way older than I'd like to admit, too 😁
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Jo Choto 4 years ago
I love Sir Ian and I celebrate him and I am a passionate supporter of the LGBTQ+ community, but I think it's naive not to recognize that in many places in EVERY part of the world, being openly gay can get you jailed, beaten, fired, victimized, ostracized, disowned, and even killed without legal consequence. Some people stay closeted to stay safe, free and alive.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Sure. And yet, the moment they CAN say who they are because they don't have to fear it anymore, they're probably happier than they were before. Right?
Load More Replies...4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.
5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.
6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult.
7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.
#7
Love By Algorithm
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.
Adam 4 years ago
If you like this toilet seat, you must like collecting them. Here are twenty different companies that sell a toilet seat, one of which you bought your seat from!
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Mark Johansen 4 years ago
Cute, but in real life what I usually find is that they recommend that I buy something that serves the same purpose as the thing I just bought. Like okay, if I buy a box of chocolate candy, maybe a week later I want to buy another box of chocolate candy, because I hate the first one. But for example I bought a laser printer, and so they sent me ad after ad for other laser printers. Umm, guys, if I just bought a laser printer, probably the last thing I am likely to buy for at least a few years is another laser printer.
Rissie 4 years ago
He really upped with all kinds of artificial add ons too. Good thing Mackenzie is finding all sorts of awesome ways to give away all that money.
Seán Baron 4 years ago
Great divorce settlement, $50 billion and your ex actually leaves the planet.
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
We noticed you bought a generic toilet seat... How about buying all 700+ toilet seats we have for all the toilets you don't have!
Demongrrrrl 4 years ago
Maybe you'd like the $50k toilet seat purchased by NASA.
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Robert Thompson 4 years ago
I bought lawn mower blade. Now I get adds for lawn mower blades. How many do I need?
~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
The Amazon Prime rating system is so messed up; why is H is for Happiness rated M?
#8
Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!
albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago
Imma take the unpopular side here; EVERYONE has their challenges. Yes it is easier when you don't have to worry about food/shelter/clothing but insecurities, depression, mistakes, regrets affect ERVERYONE. I have a huge mortgage, drive a 20 year old beater car, and sometimes have to borrow to get over a rough patch, but I am still in the top 10% income in the world, live in a free country with (mostly) honest government and a social safety net. I STILL struggle with the issues I noted above. I am sure there are millions in the developing world who would claim I have nothing to whinge about. There are many reasons to dislike the top 1%er's but this is not one of them.
Vanessa Flores 4 years ago
yeah that’s exactly what i was saying!! But i got downvoted 😩😩
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Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago
Yes I've been playing for years and I'm still on the tutorial
iblowsheep 4 years ago (edited)
where in the hell is this supposed tutorial you folks are referencing?
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Rissie 4 years ago
Well, can you blame someone using them if you found them? I'd love some cheat codes myself.
Sanna 4 years ago
Sometimes the weight of the world is almost unbearable, until I remember it's not all mine to carry. If I were a billionnaire, I wouldn't have that release from responsibility. So to some extent, I can understand how a billionaire could find life challenging. Whether that person is actually carrying the weight of the world and trying to solve the greatest injustices, well, that is another matter.
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago (edited)
My life is a game but I have so many tasks I need to write them down :'D
#9
Yep,she's Right
A B C 4 years ago
If you're quick, you can make some BigMacs out of the corpse. Nobody will notice.
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Mark Johansen 4 years ago
Excellent point. The economist Thomas Sowell once said that the problem with politics is that we give people the power to make decisions who pay absolutely no price if they are wrong.
Truth Monster 4 years ago
McDonalds calls the cops if the person is a threat. Who can the cops call if a woman tries to stab another woman in the head in front of them?
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Sooooo tired of this bull. They have the cops to call and doors to lock. I'm tired of it being "cool" to hate on cops. There isn't a single profession that doesn't have its share of shitty individuals. Hate on someone else for a while.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
Exactly!!! Cops aren't allowed to do their jobs anymore! They have to fear the repercussion for doing the job they were trained to do.
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bryguy 4 years ago
Most likely referring to 24/7 McDonalds in a downtown setting where there are drunk fights happening after bar hours
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Mazer 4 years ago
Sweeping generalizations about anyone doing any career is not helpful to anybody
Geralt of Rivia 4 years ago
Cashiers don't have a constant threat to their life. I get your sentiment but please be realistic.
8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.
9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.
The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.
#10
34 Also Applies
Nolan Kirkwood 4 years ago
Amen to this one!! People have no idea how gut wrenching it is to be pestered about children when you’re trying and want them so bad. This is coming from a 36 year old 6’2 220 country boy/construction worker type of guy, yes men like us do have hearts. I’m tired of brushing your badgering off with a joke shut the heck up about it already!!!!!
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Thank you for that. We don't always think about how a male partner may feel about this
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Bumble 4 years ago
It gets easier when you are in your 40's. People know there is some reason you don't have kids and they don't ask. Although they do ask if you have kids and when you reply with a simple 'no', they just don't know where to go from there. I think people find the topic of their children such an easy starter conversation, they forget how to start a conversation without it.
The Queen Of Upper Butt Crack 4 years ago
Had our only child at 40 after being married 20 years was off on maternity leave and a client asked my co-worker where I was. Client said she thought I had retired.
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JennyLaRue 4 years ago
I love the concept of flipping the uncomfortable feeling onto the person who actually deserves it.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
"How old are you?" "33" "And you're still no billionaire? Wow, time to get on that."
Tracy Wallick 4 years ago
I did something similar being told by a man to smile. "My mom just died, so I don't feel like smiling. *Is that okay with you??*" Apparently it was.
Dippin Dot 4 years ago
Omg!! Relatable! The first interaction I had with a new coworker was that she “hopes I don’t want any more kids because I’d never put anything in my body Bill Gates funded.” (Regarding me having had the Covid vaccine) it has been pure hell working with her ever since. She hasn’t learned you NEVER comment about someone’s reproductive abilities when you don’t know them!
Celesta 4 years ago
I had an extremely difficult pregnancy and almost died during the delivery. 6 months later my family was asking repeatedly when I was going to have another baby. How about NO.
#11
This One Hit Home
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority
Andrew Cohen 4 years ago
I wish I could say the same. At least most of my neighbors have taken their trump 2020 flags off of their lifted off road vehicles.
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Otter 4 years ago
There are two types of people. Those who have the sense to avoid a plague like the plague, and...
Burs 4 years ago
If I learned something from the pandemic is that a lot of people (surprisingly a lot) doesn’t give a crap about others people lives. Apparently comfort and going out is more important that not making others ill. I hit bottom when my in laws refused to wear masks near me when they know that I have lung problems and COVID would be dangerous for me.
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Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago
There are actually three types of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Chicago Dog Lover 4 years ago
To any and all a-holes out there. I was EXTREMELY careful not to get COVID. But I did anyway, probably because of a-holes out there. I wasn't dangerously ill. BUT I have brain damage that may be permanent. I've met numerous people who were VERY fit (triathletes, personal trainers, etc.) that have similar problems or things like permanent lung damage.
GVL 4 years ago
I am so sorry this happened to you. I work in healthcare and I have seen soooo many people that have brain/memory issues post co vid it's alarming. May you continue to heal.
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I watched a documentary once about a large boat that sank somewhere (I wish I could remember the details better). But the doc analyzed who survived and who didn't. The survivors weren't the selfish people who fended for themselves, or the people who jumped in and tried to be heroes to everybody. They were the people who banded together with the small group around them and all worked together to get out. I thought that was interesting.
Ellie J 4 years ago
I also learnt that people who think you shouldn't wear a mask have no issue pointing it out to you, not only with words but also with violence. I was followed around a park not long ago after I asked someone to social distance from me (no immune system) and I was spat on
D Peterson 4 years ago
I never realized just how selfish we Americans are until Covid. Before Covid if someone had asked me if all the people I know would wear a mask to help other people stay healthy & not die, I wouldn't have hesitated to declare, "YES!" Sadly, I've learned that far too many people don't care about others at all.
Mark Johansen 4 years ago
One thing I learned is that when there's is some crisis, like the covid epidemic, there are three types of people in the world: Type 1: We'd better stockpile food and medicine. Type 2: We'd better stockpile guns and ammunition. Type 3: We'd better stockpile toilet paper.
Joanie 4 years ago (edited)
Yes. I live in the US. I believe one reason why so many people have refused to wear masks, is that we went about it all wrong. Officials recommended people wear masks in order to protect others. That's the problem. There are so many people, from all walks of life and from all over the country, that truly couldn't care less about others. If masks were recommended as a way to protect the wearer instead of those around them, I think it would be a very different story. Just my thoughts...
Miss Frankfurter 4 years ago
I thought exactly the same thing very early on. Unfortunately it is now a very selfish society and so many people are out for their own self interest. So many people don't care about protecting others. But tell them it's all about them, they're right on that. Which confuses me about getting vaccinated and refusing. It's to protect you from getting it! Just keep it vewy vewy quiet that it helps others.🤫
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#12
Yeah
Wyn Williams 4 years ago
Actually I have done that a few times, I look up former employees on LinkedIn and msg them asking what they are like to work with
Mohammad Ammar 4 years ago
Ooooh!! I'm looking for jobs and I'll be sure to do this, thanks!
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Deb Dedon 4 years ago
I was once saved by the 'belle', the person for whose job I was applying. It was her last day; she was sitting hunched over behind a desk wearing a corsage and a haunted facial expression, but said nothing. One opportune moment when my interviewer was distracted, she caught my eye and ever so slightly shook her head, mouthing something that might have been 'run'. I never regretted taking her advice.
Viviane 4 years ago
Wow. In my case, the interviewer made a few half-joking digs at the business owner. So I gave a ridiculously high figure when asked how much I wanted to be paid.
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Seriously, though, when you go on a job interview, unless you really desperate that you just HAVE to get ANY job, you should be interviewing them as much as they are interviewing you.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
After all these years of working I've learned to ask many questions and i believe the references from other employees should be a thing! We should demand things as well! Luckily I'm working in a small touristic place where we all know each other! If someone is a bad employer EVERYONE around knows and avoids!
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Grady'sRaider 4 years ago
In the third interview, before accepting a job, I actually asked to meet other employees doing the job. They seemed downtrodden. What nailed it was I noticed the owner and HR person listening at the door. I changed my line of questioning so as not to jeopardize the employee. Declined the job two days later.
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
Yup. It goes both ways. They agree to hire you, and you agree to work for them.
MilaFi 4 years ago
It's a bit problematic though, I have read the few descriptions of the company that I work for and I realized that the experience may vary significantly between departments. Not to mention if it's a global company. It may be great in some department or in some countries and really suck ass in others. Trust me, I know this first hand.
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Burs 4 years ago
True. I had crazy chemistry with one of my first roommates. We worked together (i was training him although we were both interns) and shared a bedroom. We had really similar hobbies and lifestyle (like going early to bed or liking to hike). He is one of my best friends now. People couldn’t believe that we were not dating.
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
I think I have chemistry with Shaun. I want to open a taco truck named El Taco Gringo and drive it through Mexico selling variations of classic tacos
ChinmayGhule 4 years ago
On the other hand, Bollywood logic: "A guy and a girl can't be friends."
Demongrrrrl 4 years ago
My ex had that opinion. Now I have lots of male friends and he has no female friends.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I actually never thought of it this way. Thanks for opening my eyes!
Claire Armstrong 4 years ago
Oh, I love when you have chemistry with someone, romantic or not! I'm like that with one of my aunties, we know each other is thinking in almost all situations lol. And I know that might be something expected in familial relationships but I love it lol! Also, with my partner, we can convey a whole conversation just by glancing at each other lol! Very useful when you're potentially surrounded by idiots or whatnot 🙄🤨
#14
It's Truly A Blessing
Tim Pillinger 4 years ago (edited)
I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...
Hans 4 years ago
This is the best idea I have heard of in a while. And I cannot stop imagining people hoping for blue and pink popsicles on the one side of the room and violently angry geese on the other...
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Kay blue 4 years ago
Let's have a party and an explosion so I can tell you what my child's genitalia looks like.
Connie Bonneville 4 years ago
Thank you. I have never been invited to that either. Based on your post I feel like I have just leveled up in life.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I don't even know anyone who has had a gender reveal party, let alone been invited to one.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I think it's very easy to avoid them when you don't live in the US! I don't know about Australia but i think in Europe that's not a thing!
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I want to have a gender reveal party where instead of pink/blue confetti, when I pop the balloon, loads of tiny pieces of paper come out, all with Rick Astley's face on them.
Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago
I just realized I've never been invited to one either. Whew! Yay me!!!
CatWoman312 4 years ago (edited)
No one ever invites me to parties because they’ve learned I wouldn’t come anyway. Introvert here
#15
And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders
Prilsy 4 years ago
I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.
Giles McArdell 4 years ago
Spot on - they are also supportive and make time for their kids, nurture good relations with their whole family (Granma, uncle Fester cousin IT etc). They're also good neighbours (in their eyes ;) always welcoming to guests ("welcome honoured guest") and they have a really tolerant attitude towards the strange ways of others.
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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago (edited)
And that Gomez doesn't mind having his mother in law living with them. I loved granny in the 60s series. She was my favourite granny next to granny from the Beverly Hillbillies. They had the best shows in those days. With the best theme tunes.
Denis Pavlovič 4 years ago
The Addams Family should be a role model of a healthy family. A loving couple, which doesn't resent each other. Lived with their elder family members and not sent them to a retirement house. And supporting their kids in their interests. They even accepted when their 3rd child has changed to a "normal" baby. Morticia even read a normal child book to him (Bambi I guess). They were perfect.
Mel0dy 4 years ago
Grew up watching the movies (presented to me as "scary") and fell in love with them. In my 20s now and still watching them every year during the holidays, still hoping to have that kind of life one day. By the way, try the TV show from the 60s if you haven't seen it yet!
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#16
Religion
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.
abby smink 4 years ago
Why I hate it when people use religion as an excuse "because God said being gay is wrong." No, God said don't be a hateful asshole and don't judge.
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kjorn 4 years ago
because their leader are not religious people they are people of POWER first! religion is just a way for them to get that power.
Kristy Nelson 4 years ago
I try to remember to not judge anyone, but sometimes it is difficult. 😞
BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
Same. I'll be a "work in progress" until the day I nope out of this valley of tears-- and probably afterwards, too.
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Chicago Dog Lover 4 years ago
Just saw a bumper sticker: "When God said 'Love thy neighbor, he meant it!'"
Miss Frankfurter 4 years ago
Well, when it comes to religion things sure do escalate quickly. I just take people as I find them. I do have a faith, but even with that, if you claim to be a _______toss in any religion, and you are a nasty piece of work I have a huge issue with that. I'll take an atheist who is principled, kind and non judgemental any time. As for religion, specifically the Bible, when the Pharisees demanded that Jesus define the Laws, all He said was to Love the Lord your God with all your mind, all your heart and all your soul, AND TO LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF (the capitals are mine to make a point, not yell) and that summed up the Law and the Prophets. Thats pretty much it I think. And you can even do the last part and be an atheist. As for equality, my faith says that society will never reach it's full potential until woman takes her rightful place beside man. As in men.
AlanandLeila Hoyt 4 years ago (edited)
A lot of times the “ultra religious” don’t believe in the religion at all and are just in it for the power or the heirarchy. There’s the low-level crazy people who use religion as a way to judge people and get a I’m better than you power trip off of it, and there’s the high-level people who see an establishment where you’re able to fake your way into a position where you’re automatically deemed trustworthy and your decisions go without question. Narcissists/psychopaths often like to infiltrate religious institutions and poison it from the inside out while basking in the power their given. Unlike the low power level people mentioned, they’re usually very well read on the beliefs of the religion their in and twist it to manipulate. Neither of these types of people care about the actual religion theyre “a part of”, they’re just looking for a way to hurt people.
#17
Anxiety Goes Brrrr
VeryDarkMatter 4 years ago
Yes, this.. Thats why I need my appointments always early in the morning. Or I waste all day just waiting ..
abby smink 4 years ago
I mean, yeah. You want me to leave the house more than once? Me and my doggo both say nope.
#18
I Wouldn't Even Be Mad
sofacushionfort 4 years ago
knew it was 47 minutes by listening all the way through, so as not to be completely cheated.
Robert T 4 years ago
I was somewhat underwhelmed when my parents brought me a clearly bootleg CD back from Greece as a present. They weren't aware of the signs and had bought it from a reasonably legit looking shop, but you could see the inserts had been printed on a (not very good) inkjet printer!
#19
Spot On
Phil DeBlanc 4 years ago
Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.
Jenni Joy 4 years ago
for me it was $20/day in Canada. And also, my husband lost the battle after fighitng for 2 years..
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Hugh Willie Mungous 4 years ago
Visitor parking charge = bad. Out-patient parking charge = terrible. Staff parking charge = f**king ridiculous.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Sadly our hospitals you have to pay for parking.
Load More Replies... Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
The entire america does too. Grab some popcorn america is about to say sorry for a week straight
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Norma_Bates 4 years ago
I got a parking ticket and taken to county court for it when I was in hospital having emergency surgery to remove my dead baby from me. UK hospitals are s**t too.
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 4 years ago
Scotland has free parking at all hospitals - head up north. I'm so sorry for your loss x
Load More Replies... ~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
Or having to park ages away from work and walk a lot in the dark because the parking lot is ridiculously tiny.
Marnie 4 years ago
My sister was getting social security disability when my Dad was on his last legs and in the hospital. I paid for her parking (gladly), but it was just an added stressor for her that she couldn't pay for it herself (after the first couple of times). Ridiculous. More ridiculous since public transportation is a joke where I live (Minnesota, USA).
#20
This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement
Bumble 4 years ago
But then you don't get those beautiful soggyish nachos with the melted cheese stuck to them. Plus, you won't have the excuse of "They were all stuck together" when you are caught stuffing 9 nachos in your face hole!
Load More Replies... Marianne Contrino 4 years ago
I don't think I've ever felt more connected to a complete stranger before.
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
I've been waiting on somebody brave enough to say this. No more naked chips in the nacho pile !
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
It's all about even layers. I like the mountain of nachos if it's nacho, toppings, cheese, repeat.
Lisa Renfrum 4 years ago
Yaaay! This is how they're supposed to be served!
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
I make nachos in layers. Doritos, Mexican seasoned mince, salsa, cheese and repeat. Pretty much like a lasagne.
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
Me: I cant have nachos for about a month dance with me braces gang. *silence* Me: Nobody? *balloons deflate* *someone yells "train tracks"* *someone coughs* me: ok
WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
I don’t have braces but i will make actual train tracks to run over those aśsholes and make an IOU so you can have nachos when you get your braces off
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Green Machine 4 years ago (edited)
My wife makes nachos on a baking sheet. Even layer of chips, put on the hot toppings, pop in the oven -boom. You're life is now forever changed.
Lorraine Geater 4 years ago
Ha ha ha ha brilliant! I stand with you JRGin in your quest to disrupt the current nachos serving system.
#21
Well, Do They?
Emma London 4 years ago
They do! Scientists played the sound of flowing water to beavers, and they did everything they could to stop the sound, including finding and destroying the speakers.
justin case 4 years ago
I just learned about that earlier this week...so neat.
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Becky Samuel 4 years ago
Apparently it's not the sight of water that triggers the instinct but the sound.
Wyn Williams 4 years ago
It's an interesting evolutionary trait with them, babies who haven't even opened their eyes yet raised without any contact with adult beavers will when they get a bit older try and build dams and nests in them so it's definitely an inherited instinct
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Ok, funny story. I watched a Tik Tok on this last night . Beavers hear rushing water and they automatically start building . They put speakers out with the sound of rushing water , and the beavers built damns around them
D K 4 years ago
I watched something funny not too long ago about an orphaned beaver living in a Canadian woman’s home. It would literally collect and drag random things from the house and build dams in the doorways. Pretty sure it’s on YouTube and I highly recommend it to anyone who needs a dose of cuteness.
Berry Budgie 4 years ago
Oh i saw this too! You can find it on bored panda too (i think, correct me if i’m wrong)
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denzoren 4 years ago
They'll be strolling along and hear a sound in the distance...water? maybe...let's investigate...they'll come upon a stream making it's way down the hillside. The sunlight creating stars as the water gushes by. Looking on in amazement the beavers think, who is wasting all this perfectly fine water? We need to stop this.
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
I just read a book about beavers called "Eager - The Surprising, Secret Life of Beavers and Why They Matter_ It blew me away how important and wonderful these creatures are.
Lorraine Geater 4 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha too too too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#22
Life Hack
Scagsy 4 years ago
They always do in the UK media. Kate 'recycles', Kate 're-wears', 'thrifty Kate'. There was widespread, lowkey panic in the papers when she wore some boots for the fifteenth time. They literally thought she was losing it; 'Fears for Duchess as she is seen gardening in boots worn on previous occasions'. People earn money for writing this garbage. What's your job mate? 'Oh me? I count how many times people wear their clothes, then I tell the nation of my findings.' It's just stalking with extra steps. Imagine a stranger knowing how many times you'd worn a top. 'Hello, police, please'. Yes, it annoys me. Apologies.
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
I'd love to have a coat from Steve McQueen, tbh.
Load More Replies... KJ 4 years ago
Never understood the media obsession with ladies using an outfit more than once. Us blokes never get those comments.
Lj 4 years ago
That's true!!! Wow, it's expensive being a female royal. Or maybe just a famous woman.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
For Megan Markle the line would be: Are Megan and Harry in financial trouble because of Megan's spending habits? This is the fourth time she's wearing the same coat!!!.
Otter 4 years ago
I like her for this, no other famous woman will wear the same thing in public twice. She's made a point of saying "Screw THAT", in her ladylike way.
Calypso poet 4 years ago
First Lady Dr. Jill Biden has been rewearing things! And people are complaining of course🤦🏻♀️
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Violet Olivia 4 years ago
Exactly. The best thing you can do is buy something quality and keep wearing it. All celebrities and public figures should make “re-wearing” cool. Most eco-friendly thing you can do. Buy it. Love it. Don’t buy more.
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Lynne Monteith 4 years ago
The same people who would belittle the Royals for rewearing clothing will in their next statment complain that they spend too much money.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
OMG... not all heroes wear capes, some wear coats for the fourth time
#23
No Wait!
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?
Rissie 4 years ago
Because it correlates very strongly with progressive and conservative thinking. Which correlates with how people think about a lot of things.
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Tonja Jorenby 4 years ago
Didn't used to matter....but here lately, the Republicans are VERY PUBLICLY looking like a party of racist, crazy a-holes who will believe any Big Lie so long as they can give their $$ to & kiss the feet of their favorite idol....
Lauren Potts 4 years ago
Thank you! I hate this automatic generalization because of our beliefs! I promise we're not all d**ks! :)
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Wheeskers 4 years ago
I don't think that's true at all. I don't agree with Biden but I've gotten my shot, believe in choice and just hope I get to see my folks again one day. I've worn my mask and done all of the right things. Why do you get to paint me in a corner with light that only shines on you and yours?
Paradise 4 years ago
I worry people think Im anti vax because I have my mask on still. But I have home made masks so it hopefully is obvious I am pro mask. Not sure how many anti vaxxers walk around with cloth masks? Then I think nobody is caring or noticing probably.
Larisa Migachyov 4 years ago
I worry about that too now. But not enough to give up my mask.
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Wombatred26 4 years ago (edited)
I'm vaccinated, wear a mask, ensure my CHILD wears her mask, made masks for my extended family....and am a republican. I'm NOT proud of my country's political climate, at the moment. Haven't been for several years.
thememyselfandi 4 years ago
Don't worry. It happens to the best of us! :-) Essentials...3c2ec3.jpg 
Kevin J. Henning 4 years ago
Basically America has a two party system. Either way you'll get screwed. It's just a question of how hard and by whom.
#24
Consider It
kerry kerry 4 years ago
True , but may this be a lesson that we should all be trained in first aid before the 11th hour ... just sayin But hope grandmas ok
Potato 4 years ago
My first impression was that this was a youth being babysat by grandma. I can imagine youngsters going to YT in a crisis.
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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago (edited)
Dont you hate it when theres a bunch of video in between your ads?
iblowsheep 4 years ago
seen this before and i still think it's stupid that if grandma is choking you go to a youtube video
Benjamin Tang 4 years ago
It's...not really a good idea to go on youtube at all when your grandma is choking on a fishbone.
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
I think he was looking up something like "how to do heimlich"
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Remember when Youtube's ads weren't f*cking EVERYWHERE? The good ol' days.
Load More Replies... Jjiinnee 4 years ago
If someone was choking, why would you be watching youtube to fix it and not dialing 911?
A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago
Youtube after seeing this: Would you like to buy premium? There will be no ads! Lukyitr: bruh-60fe1...8f1ee2.jpg 
#25
Truly A Yearly Highlight
Carol Emory 4 years ago
When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."
Shiny J 4 years ago
Ha! Full disclosure, not giving away the secret and being funny. I hope he’s always this sharp witted!
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Sam Yobado 4 years ago
I know this is usually the case, but I can't be the only Dad that does it all? I don't just buy the Mom and Dad, I pick and buy the gifts from siblings, grandparents, uncles, aunts, even ones who have passed. I have never said anything, but my kids know, kids are smart. Every year someone brings out the dads don't know what the gifts are talk, and every year my kids correct them, while I just smile in the background.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
My husband and I do it together. We decide what to get and what from whom. Our families don't have a clue what to get our kids, so they give money and we spend it on things our children like.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 4 years ago
My dad is surprised now, because he can't remember my mother showing him what she bought before she wrapped it.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
*me waiting for the "not every dad comment"* oh there it is!
Load More Replies... Seonag Udell 4 years ago
Every Christmas it's the same, also he's just as surprised to find out what he got mum too.
Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago
I never had that. My parents bought their presents (to me anyway) separately. They were all "from santa" but I could always tell which was which from how they were wrapped, lol.
#26
I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too
kerry kerry 4 years ago
But again if you have rich parents.... you can always win
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Jjiinnee 4 years ago (edited)
This post is stupid. He wasn't taking a risk either way. He always had a HUGE safety net. Also, he did go to Harvard. He just didn't finish. I mean, you know facebook was written while he was at harvard for harvard students, right?
Alanna Bishop 4 years ago
I think that was the whole point of the post, he wasn't really taking a risk.
Load More Replies... bryguy 4 years ago
Most people only get to choose between community college if they're lucky or working at McDonalds or similar. I'm sure none of us here can imagine our parents saying "hey, you want me to buy you a McDonalds franchise when you graduate? It's either that or I pay for Harvard mister!" "BUT DAD!" ...like are we supposed to feel happy for him or something?
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
I don't know why it doesn't get mentioned that his first "site" was rating women by looks and f*ckability. It was a misogynist , mean, sick, infantile endeavor. Other people and their ideas and work morphed it into what it is now, and he's made his money making everyone a meat market for sale
Klas Klättermus 4 years ago
He probably made the worst community site at the time, but his success was due to his community breaking the number 1 internet rule...never tell anybody your real name on the internet!
Lazy leopard 4 years ago
Not completely true. If you have nothing to lose, you can afford bigger gambles. The downside risk is limited by definition.
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Wait ... didn't he go to Harvard ? That's how he and his friends created Facebook. It started out with the intention of just being a thing for their campus
#27
Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..
Connie Bonneville 4 years ago
The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
No the first would be “why do I have to re-enter all the s**t when I just submitted my resume?” All downhill from there
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ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Yes, and seeing their faces when they realize they have to attach a resume after entering all of the same information on the application would be priceless
S R 4 years ago
And again, attacking people for when they were born. Congratulations Millennials, Z-genners etc. for choosing to be born at a different time. So clever of you
Helen Haley 4 years ago
Oh yes please. And have them see that all the changes in their benefits that they bitch about aren't just their company, it is everybody. Everybody has similar benefits anymore. There is no 'if you don't like it work somewhere else'.
marianne eliza 4 years ago
Try a union job. Unions force the suits, who don't do any of the actual, physical work needed to make or break a company, to pay fair wages and provide benefits. Not fair that the suits get millions while the folks who work so hard have to live hand to mouth.
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Deson 4 years ago
I admit it. I am not a fan of posts like this. I am a boomer. Tail end and think rather differently than some do. Yet I am lumped together with all Boomers. I learned long ago not to categorize someone simply for being born during a certain time. I fell for that "Don't trust anyone over the age of 30." stuff much to my regret. I wished my parents (and elders) would just drop dead and get out of the way since as far as I was concerned they were screwing up the planet with pollution, etc. Yet, I see this. If I must be hated for the horrible crime of being born when I was then at least don't do the same thing I did by whitewashing people because of when they were born instead of what they are like. I am not any generation's enemy and I'm sick of it.
Sam Yobado 4 years ago
Yeah so funny, watching an elderly person have a mental breakdown for giving out dated job advice, so so funny. Lucky you'll never get old and lose touch right? You'll be funny forever.
Nolan Kirkwood 4 years ago
Back in my day you never lost touch. You walked fifteen miles uphill in the snow to hand off a letter to the post master just to stay in touch. Kids these days would never understand.
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Catarina Pupillo 4 years ago
I don't understand the point of this post? Are you blaming boomers for the greed of Mark Zuckerburg, Jeff Bezos etc. None of the greedy billionaires are not boomers. As far as applying for jobs, you fill out an application. To sum up my point, it isn't the fault of boomers that businesses are not offering benefits. That is the fault of franchisee owners, and share holders.
Beans 4 years ago
"none of the greedy billionaires are boomers" you are correct and people like to forget this. That said, boomer billionaires suck too.
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Is It Even Real??
Lorraine Geater 4 years ago
Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?
Trisha Chase 4 years ago
I got vaccinated so I can travel. We can’t spend 2-4 years lock up in our apartments, it’s unrealistic. The best we can do is get vaccinated, practice social distancing and wear our mask while living our lives. I’ll be damn if I die locked up in my apartment hoarding toilet paper.
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ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Right! We're all sick of this, but some of us realize it's NOT over. Witnessing the disregard for precaution is beyond baffling at this point.
K Witmer 4 years ago
My in laws getting upset w me Bc I won't go to a bridal shower tmrw w 70plus people and kids. I'm vaccinated but I just watched my mom die while having to take turns w our loved ones Bc only one was allowed inside at a time bc of covid restrictions. They think I'm being unreasonable I think some of them are going to end up w the delta variant and I want no part of it
Melissa Peck 4 years ago
And the non-masker non-vaccination people are the one complaining the loudest and most about it while they are a big contributor to keeping it going.
Pepper DeVoe 4 years ago
I wasn't allowed in the covid wing of the hospital because I could have carried germs in or out. Not because her doctors wanted me to be terrified of the virus. I'm not mad I didnt get to see her, there was good reasons I couldn't, I was just sad she died without me holding her hand
#29
Why Not Both...
Grady'sRaider 4 years ago
Does New York still barge their garbage offshore?
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#30
So What Breed Is He
Anne 4 years ago
You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..
Panda 4 years ago
Kids can behave without being on a leash. It just needs more effort from the parents.
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Carol Emory 4 years ago (edited)
I used to have a harness for my autistic son. He felt comfortable with the illusion that he was free to run around at will and I was comfortable knowing he was nearby. After having him disappear for 30 minutes out the back door of a laundromat and wandering several blocks away following some teens that had passed by, I felt it was the only option to keep him safe while avoiding autistic grade meltdowns in the middle of a store, laundry or doctor's office.
Nami Tantrum 4 years ago (edited)
your kid suddely disapering is a horrible feeling, even if it just for a moment, maybe because they got distracted.. i'm glad you got him back :)
Load More Replies... Robert T 4 years ago
Oh, how I wish there was a sign at supermarkets that reads "children must be kept on a leash at all times". :D
Brendan 4 years ago (edited)
If I blindfolded my son, handcuffed him to a radiator, and shackled his ankles, he'd still make it two-stores-down.
BlahBlahBlackSheepah 4 years ago
Cuz all kids have the same mental capacity and parents can devote 100 % attention to an individual kid while out running errands. What if she has 3 kids in diapers and one is a runner? Going to ditch the otther 2 to chase the autistic kid?
Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago
To all the comments on here that are scolding the parents: THEY ARE TRYING. Do you know how hard it is to keep a kid under control? And the little quote that Destry Monteith Broderick made was very rude/inappropriate, I’m sorry if I sound like a Karen, but too bad. Asking if a child is a rescue? That’s too far. Some things are better left unsaid.
#31
Top Notch
Frances M 4 years ago
And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...
Leigh C. 4 years ago
Fresh mint, cool mint, wintergreen, pineapple mint, apple mint, orange mint, Basil mint, Pennyroyal, calamint, corn mint, curly mint, licorice mint, banana mint, chocolate mint, water mint, grapefruit mint, orange mint, lemon mint, lavender mint, ginger mint,
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Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I'm ready for the next herb to upstage mint. I'm looking at you, basil.
Jane Alexander 4 years ago (edited)
-and if you want those mice gone, put peppermint oil on cotton in empty pill or other small open bottles and put them everywhere you don't want the mice. The mice will be gone and you haven't poisoned an owl s dinner. Peppermint -not the others!
IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
It's so awesome that they called the place where they make money after it. No wonder the word mint is used as slang for awesome of of perfect condition .
earringnut 4 years ago
I like them, I just have a topical sensitivity to them. Thanks mint.
Load More Replies... Shreya Swaminathan 4 years ago
This is an ode to mint that we didn't know we needed, but we're not complaining.
#32
Such A Good Boy
#33
Get Shrecked
kasa alex 4 years ago
Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong
Vivian Ashe 4 years ago
On the other hand, I'm sure Channing Tatum was used to a lot of people assuming he was dumb because he had worked as a male stripper. So maybe he was trying to dispel some assumptions about himself by financing and producing that film.
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Lady Snowfall 4 years ago
I was married to "Magic Mike" bod for 11 years. Abused, neglected, and miserable. Now happily married to sexy "Dad Bod" for 13 years. I'll take dad bod any day!
Calypso poet 4 years ago
Yes! That was amazing! I did not see Magic Mike because I can tell I would hate it. I have seen male strippers. I also have seen female strippers. All so awkward.
Load More Replies... Catlady6000 4 years ago
As an elderly friend once told me "A sports car may be fun to look at, but a Cadillac gives a much smoother ride"
Helen Haley 4 years ago
Wasn't the bods, so much as the moves. A man who can dance? That is just gold.
Brendan 4 years ago
I can dance, but women have never flocked to me. I mean, I can't dance very well. In fact, it's quite embarrassing to watch, but at least I've got the bod (the dad bod, that is).
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Lj 4 years ago
Hmm... I know plenty grown women who love Shrek. But true, no kids in the other movie.
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Carolina Fernández González 4 years ago
I'm wondering, how many children went to see Magic Mike 🤔🤔🤔
#34
The Elephant In The Room
Eppe 4 years ago
Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.
PiscesMama 4 years ago
I detest people commenting on my weight loss, it’s no body’s business but mine. End of story.
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Ozacoter 4 years ago
I hate that. Since I am ill and I can barely leave the house or exercise I have gained like 10kg (I was in a good weight before). Everybody in my family feels the need of telling me that I am fat and need to lose weight (to be fair when I had a perfectly healthy BMI they also called me fat). Thanks, I am in constant pain, my body has failed, dont have a life anymore or hopes for the future and I am caged at home. But my weight is what bothers you?
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I'm so sorry for that ozacoter! I hope you feel better soon! And don't listen to anyone and if you can be rude with them then be rude! This is what i do the last two years I've gained weight! If you make me feel uncomfortable I'll show you how it is! Just the phrase " i don't remember asking your opinion" blocks them cause usually they don't expect an answer!
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Anna Banana 4 years ago
About 15 years ago I cut my long hair short and suddenly everyone would tell me how bad I'd looked with the previous haircut. Not just that this one was nicer, it was actively telling me the previous one was bad. That felt pretty awful (back then that is, I'm back to that "bad" haircut now and enjoying it).
Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)
😅😅😅 it's funny how much i can relate with that! I have the type of hair that you can work with it and in winter i have them straight and in summer it's curly! Every time the same comments: oh you look so much better now than before!
Load More Replies... Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
As a former skinny person now chubby person, I've never once had someone tell me I'm fat now but man when I was skinny, everyone was "wow you're so skinny" but if I said "wow you're ugly" they would get so offended. Point is, not all skinny people want to be skinny, so best not to comment in case they are trying to put on weight and can't.
Joey Marlin 4 years ago
I got told to eat more... my mother was furious as she always struggled to put weight on as well.
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Deb Johnston 4 years ago
I was in the hospital for 3 months and lost 45 lbs. Everyone commented on how great I looked since the weight loss... thanks Karen, I almost died.
WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
As someone who has had weight problems in the past and continues to suffer from an ED, this is a serious problem…
Persephone 4 years ago
Got the "you muffin topped like a m**o" from an ex about losing baby weight.... But he was "too nice to mention it" at the time.
Debby Hartinger 4 years ago
As an - all my life losing and gaining and losing weight, I like it better when no one says anything. There are lots of reasons that people are fat and only my closest friends know my struggles.
#35
He Needs 8 Months Of Tips
Robert T 4 years ago
My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.
Mazer 4 years ago
That’s exactly what happened to me I found a phone at the post office and I was ready to take it up to the sheriffs department when it rang I answered it the woman freaked out I said look I’m at the post office come get it I’ll wait for you. She was there in 10 minutes crying and totally distraught seeing her life was on the phone. She offered to pay me and I said no thanks I’m just glad that you got your life back. I walked away thinking to myself I’m so glad I don’t have my life on my phone
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Chris Miller 4 years ago
Wait.. if he knew it was this person's phone, and he dropped them off at an address.. why not go and give back the phone??
Gretchen Esquilin 4 years ago
THREE times my husband has had his lost/stolen phone returned to him!!!! How does that even happen to 1 person??? 1st time, lost it in park, 8 yr old kid found it, called the "home" # & we gave him $50 "finder's fee." He was super stoked! 2nd time, phone was stolen from hubby's job, dude sold it online to other dude, other dude buys it & finds out he can't activate it b/c it's been reported stolen. Can't even take it to store b/c he'll be arrested on site. Calls "home" to tell my husband what happened & hubby gives him $50 out of good faith. 3rd time, it gets stolen from work, we use the phone finder on my phone, track the guy down, he returns it the next day b/c he was scared we'd call the cops & he'd be deported b/c he was undocumented. Call the cops, yes, have someone deported, absolutely not. Don't roll that way.
Lady Snowfall 4 years ago
I put "If found, please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx" on the lock screen, with my hubby's cell number.
Cassie 4 years ago
Is there no way for a driver to contact the rider via the app about items left behind? That seems like a glaring oversight on the part of the company if that feature does not exist.
Nope IWont 4 years ago
There is. They contact Uber and Uber contacts the customer via the email address they used to set up the account.
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Ross Warren 4 years ago
The lock screen on my phone has a message that says to call my wife's number if you find it.
Connie Bonneville 4 years ago
I turned down a free pair of sunglasses for this reason!!! They might come back!!!
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
I've foudn a phone once - unlocked, which was really new to me - and I just went through the contacts and called "Mom". Returned it to his job (he was a nurse) and felt good for myself ;-)
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
My husband drives for Lyft, and if you forget something in his car, he will HUNT YOU DOWN and get your phone/sunglasses/Yeti back to you!
#36
100% Talk To Myself
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
That's what cats are for. (To the tune of "That's What Friends Are For".)
Pungent Sauce 4 years ago
I was going to mention I babble to the cat all day, poor thing 😸
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Mazer 4 years ago
The horrible part is when you start arguing with yourself and you have no idea who started the argument or who won the argument and then you realize…..it’s just you. And then you look around to make sure nobody was watching you do what you just did
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I don't know about you but i always win these arguments with myself😅
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Trisha Chase 4 years ago (edited)
They're benefits from talking to oneselff too. Studies show it can help reduce stress and think more efficiently. I started talking to myself more when reading books in order to absorb the information. I also talk to myself to practice new vocabulary words.
Load More Replies... Lucille Monroe 4 years ago (edited)
Oh, I talk to myself, my reflection, or to imaginary people all the time. People who don't know what's going on see me walking around, talking to and gesturing at absolutely nothing. Does this make me crazy?
Obaku the Otaku 4 years ago
When my youngest was around 2, he still wasnt really talking yet (mostly because of autism). He had a speech therapist for 6 months, and hasnt shut up since. He talks to himself, in his sleep, constantly. Ive gone days without saying a single word, but he cant go 2 seconds. 😄
#37
All Colleges Should Offer This
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Constant stress will deteriorate your hippocampus . It can also cause autoimmune disease.
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
American idiots wouldn't listen. Anti-intellectualism is baked in. They would probably just accuse the prof of being a Marxist
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Guilherme Bottossi 4 years ago
I´m psychology student and I think about that every single day.
Michalina 4 years ago
EPIGENETICS. Stress plays na important role in epigenetic changes. It means that being poor/a minority or living in a house full od violence can truly change your DNA code (not nucleotides but the way the genes are expressed). And these changes can have huge influence throug whole life, nothing can undone this damage. Sadly, some of them can be passed on another generations, but the thorough mechanisms are still unknown.
#38
This Has Potential
Rus Kus 4 years ago
Yup, Dana Schwartz, writer and journalist. I don't know why copy paste someone's brilliant and I think quite viral tweet without saying whose idea it was.
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Apachebathmat 4 years ago
That’s great but I’d also require you to say, just loud enough for some folk to hear “it’s done” let the rumours begin
kjorn 4 years ago
not holding a black umbrella. But a tall big man in a black suit with sunglasses on holding the umbrella with a black limo behind you
Šimon Špaček 4 years ago
I prefer the one willing to take out phone during the funeral, call somewhere and say just "yes, this time it worked" and then dissapear.
#39
This Is The Way
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Me too :(. My dad just says "stop worrying then." I want to smack him in the face with a steel-toed boot when he says that.
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Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
haha...why is this me??? I always overthink. Ferris Wheel? THE BOLTS COME LOOSE. And they never do.
Audrey Rasmussen 3 years ago
You have had the courage to go on a ferris wheel Well have you when a little kid will be with you and you worry that the little kid will become squirmy and then jump out and do something to the ferris wheel and then it will roll into the ocean because you are at a beach that has a ferris wheel
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Just a girl in a crazy world 4 years ago
“You are going way to in-depth with it” I have ADHD, it’s either I overthink or I don’t think at all.
righttoopinion 4 years ago
I've been treated for 25 years for something else and now they say it's ADHD. Finally with meds I like not having to think at all.
Load More Replies... WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
I hate people who are like that. “Just be happy. Think differently. Just eat.” Thanks David I’m fûcking cured
System_of_a_Girl 4 years ago
"Be happy!" Depression cured. "Think differently!" Anxiety gone. "Just eat!" And there goes my anorexia. Thank you, David. Whoever you are, have a magical day! *evilgrin*
Load More Replies... Terry Tobias 4 years ago
I have a similar conversation with people. When someone says that I'm being moody I just say "Well yeah... I'm bipolar." 'Nuff said.
#40
Yeah!
Julie Harden 4 years ago
You don't have to ask us twice to stay home, avoid people, and entertain ourselves. It's what we do. #GenX
Honu 4 years ago
Yep. We were the latchkey kid generation. Get back and forth to school on your own. Come home and get your own homework and chores done. Amuse yourself. We were raised to be perfectly suited to spending over a year working from home. Our parents didn't spend their free time helping us with homework, ferrying us back and forth to various activities, and arranging play dates for us. I was expected from a pretty young age to organize my own life with minimal supervision.
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Obaku the Otaku 4 years ago
It wasn't that weird to us, we already had plenty of practice. And i was happy to keep my gen x a$$ at home playing animal crossing.
Dirk Daring 4 years ago
We're the generation that's perfectly happy sitting on the bench until you need a pinch hitter.
#41
Dead Turkeys Don't Grow
Geri Taran 4 years ago
I wish I had been there and heard that, so I could have seen the woman's face.
Laugh Fan 4 years ago
If I have the job right they are shelf stackers in the UK.
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More Like A Hell-Iday
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.
Nat Hedley 4 years ago
I think it's probably that they have to get breakfast done and dealt with in time to free up all the various resources to get ready for lunch service.
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
I'm glad somebody finally said this . On another note , my kids took an extreme amount of effort to wake up for school. Strangely every time we stay at a hotel with free breakfast , they have no problem popping out of bed at 6 am. I'm like what are you excited about ? All your food is free
Donna Leske 4 years ago
After seeing the OP screenname I'm bringing my own pillow. And sheets. And blanket. Naw, I'll just stay home.
wifeofweasley 4 years ago
and thats why I always sleep in airbnbs. They are way cheaper and you can have your own sleep/eat pattern
CatWoman312 4 years ago
I appreciate a lot of them serve it until 10, but going 10 equates to the shïtty leftovers
#43
Stopping
Henry Hagens 4 years ago
Wow! That never occurred to me before, but it explains so much!
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Don't Look 4 years ago
That’s me right there. If I passed you 50 miles back I sure as hell don’t want to pull over and have you pass by me. What the hell. Defeats my score! 😆
Nicole Cabrera 4 years ago
It's not just dads. It's also a girl and her dog making a furball vacation trip for pups bday. ;)
#44
No, No He Has A Point
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.
Reesa Navarita 4 years ago
It is hazy because Canada is on fire. Oregon as nothing to do with it. Wind is coming from the north
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An Co 4 years ago
They built car-centric sub-urbs where you literally can't get anywhere on a bike, can't play in the streets (car-centric roads encourage speeding), have tiny back yards, bus kids so the ones that live near them do not always go to their school and gave them a device where they can at least communicate with their friends from school.
Connie Bonneville 4 years ago
My mom bitched about 'teenagers today.' How many teenagers are you hanging out with???
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Probably none, and that's the issue. Adults who actually have relationships with teenagers generally like them. I'm 31, and I think teenagers today are awesome.
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Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
Why do the younger ones blame the older ones for the mess the country is? Who makes the decisions in most countries including the USA? The b****y Governments that who is to blame.
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 4 years ago
i live on a homestead in the middle of nowhere, near the Canadian border. we are outside all the time, but yeah, Canada is on fire, and my yard is FULL of smoke! i bin having nightmares that the house is on fire!
Asy Enderdragon 4 years ago
if i go outside i will melt because it is way to hot and humid outside
#45
It’s Never Too Late...
Charlotte A. 4 years ago
You just have to become an immortal first. Then you have all the time in the world for realising your dreams :)
Beast 4 years ago
not sure it any 1 noticed but at the bottom of the above post, the date says 4/17/21?
Queen Metapha 4 years ago
Somebody should print that on posters and birthday cards or something....
MotherofGuineaPigs 4 years ago
I think I heard the Pinky and the Brain music in the background...
#46
Legit
Losferatu 4 years ago
if you ever go to Portugal or a Portuguese restaurant, try one of their staples, 'Caldo Verde' which translates simply to Green Soup, made with Kale and creamed potatoes, with optional slices of smoke Portuguese sausage in it. It's one of the most delicious soups I've ever had. They use kale in lots of dishes and it's always good. It's not the kale, its; the prep and how you cook it.
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Rissie 4 years ago (edited)
OK, don't do that to kale. Eat it with mashed potatoes and gravy, and preferably some sausage and bacon bits. If you're vegetarian, use other salty add ons or fake bacon or whatever. It's delicious that way, because kale is pretty good when combined with salty flavors and sweet and soft textures.
Zaza 4 years ago
Hey! I was going to say almost exactly that. Stamppot boerenkool is one of my most favourite winter dishes (sometimes in the summer too lol)
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Pungent Sauce 4 years ago
When was a lad in the kitchen (early 90’s) kale was what we used to fill the spaces around the crocks in the salad bar. It never occurred to any of us even once to attempt eating the stuff.
Tango 4 years ago
I just buy it, take it home and toss it in the trash. My trash can will probably live longer than me though. Unless I shoot it.
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Beware of kale. It absorbs more heavy metals from the earth than other vegetables. When the temperature drops you'll fall out of bed.
#47
I Ain't No Hometown Hunk
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
While I , a quirky single mom, never realizing my own beauty , visit my old hometown for the Holidays . My tire pops and as I sit stranded , the hometown bad boy comes to my rescue . As he's driving me home I realize maybe there is more to this guy? We will bump into each other in town a little awkwardly a few times. It isn't until I come home and see him playing with my son while he's working on my parents' roof that I know he's the one for me .
OhBlahDi OhBlahDa 4 years ago
BUT you have to bump into each other in one of these scenarios - a) at the local bookstore/charity drive (there's more to the bad boy than you knew); (b) around the corner from the coffee shop where you *literally* bump into each other, spilling coffee on one of you; or (c) in the gazebo in the centre of town as you contemplate the true meaning of Christmas.
Load More Replies... ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Hahaha, every Hallmark movie ever! I guess the way to avoid this is to quit your fast paced, glamorous life now. Move with her to Vermont and start a homemade jam business with her.
LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 4 years ago
And someone has a rescue dog… there’s always a rescue dog
Miss Frankfurter 4 years ago
I know staying home during this pandemic is really hard, but its not been so difficult that I've had to resort to watching The Women's Channel. Peter!! Please!! Before it's too late!! Pick up the phone!! Call some one!! Save yourself!
#48
Co-Winkie-Dink
Sarah Richardson 4 years ago
Not just Queen of England..... (American per chance??) full title - Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. I’m English, but the whole England/GB/UK thing is bloody annoying
Jennifer Fitch 4 years ago
She's widowed. She would never stoop low enough to date Bill Gates.
Eunice Probert 4 years ago (edited)
She's not just the Queen of England. *facepalm* Why do people not understand this? She is the Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which includes NI, Scotland, and Wales as well as England. Please don't forget that. GB is a group of four disparate countries.
Dorothea 4 years ago
She is also Queen of Canada, New Zeland amd Australia and pretty sure some other tiny places like islands.
Load More Replies... Susan Stead 4 years ago
I laughed so hard at this! Can I crack the joke? She's the one woman he can't afford to maintain.
Grady'sRaider 4 years ago
My witty friend recently sent a pic of the queen smiling. 'Eharmony. Recently widowed. Tons of money."
#49
Cover Me
Bad Mole 4 years ago
And they made him a sergeant so he wouldn't get crap from the ranks.
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Giles McArdell 4 years ago
Imagine your truck breaking in WWII and the (then) Princess Elizabeth turning up to fix it...
I' Gomez & Morticia's kid 4 years ago
Every S.korean guys have to enlist in the military for 3 years
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Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
Then the rest of the unit begins to sing All the Single Ladies, maybe I read the post wrong.
MalP 4 years ago
Look up David Niven, he volunteered. G Bush got his plane shot out from him. Jimmy Stewart, Morgan Freeman, Marlena Deitrich...
Jane Alexander 4 years ago
David Niven also saved a particular breed of cattle from the nazis, can't remember details just now. Audey Murphy was the most decorated WW2, made the movie after; 'To Hell and Back' So many stars served. Let's not forget those who risked their lives to entertain; Bob Hope, Ann Margret and when Paul Robeson sang for the troops, both sides stopped to listen!
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Ekaterina S 4 years ago
He had a good time in Germany. Living there with all his family and entourage.
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
If Beyonce enlisted, army recruitment would go up 500% overnight.
#50
“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”
Seonag Udell 4 years ago
My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.
Chris 4 years ago
I live on Dartmoor... My house has gone up £20k in the last year (according to Zoopla). Trouble is, now no locals can afford to buy a house because wages haven't followed suit, and we're now overrun with poncy London types who complain about tractors on the roads.
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Vivian Ashe 4 years ago
Yes, but it's so satisfying when you decide not to buy the $7 million estate because the floor plan is just too impractical.
TheKnightOwl 4 years ago
I'm Australian and also a Zillow addict. I was devastated they got rid of Zillow Digs; you know how many awesome bathroom ideas I'll never be able to afford I had saved on that app. Too many.
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Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 4 years ago
i raised four kids, a hubby, and all their friends in ah two bedroom cottage with one bathroom.....i hit 65 and they were all gone before i moved into a house with not one, not two, but THREE bathrooms. i don't know what to do with myself!
#51
True
Emma Byrne 4 years ago
Stop apologizing for her. She's a grown adult. Let her face the consequences of her actions. That's how boomers think, right? /jk
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 4 years ago
Amen to that! I know that as you get older your hearing fades...but how hard is it to follow simple instructions. "There must be an adult there to receive the item because you will have to sign for it." (2 days later) "Why didn't you drop it off?!?!?" "Because the only one home was your 13 year old son...." *Que angry cussing......
Sky Render 4 years ago
I actually have had someone about my age go into an apoplectic fit during my stint as a cashier! I think she was having a bad day, in her defense.
Beans 4 years ago (edited)
Yeah the only time I ever got a complaint 'i wanna talk to your manager' person it was from a lady of about 25. And she was super irrational and rude. She blamed the old point of sale system being slow/confusing on me. The worst part was I could tell she was bitey so I was trying extra hard to be nice. With older rude people it was more subtle lack of respect for me rather than outright hostility.
Load More Replies... Sam Yobado 4 years ago
Why freak out in person when you can shame online? I kid. Not sure who told you your generation was rude, and why you think they deserve a response, but I can assure you every generation has good and bad, don't listen to the bad.
Richard Portman 4 years ago
I do not understand your generations X Y Z. I do not label people that way. I am older person, it means i am a survivor. I am asking you to get vaccinated.
Rebecca O’Donnell 4 years ago
As a letter carrier, I’ve experienced rudeness across all the different generations, as well as consideration. What’s age have to do with it?
GenXandEarnedItAll 4 years ago
On behalf of all the Karens of the world...now can I speak to the manager?
#52
Cauliflower Wings > Chicken Wings
Jane Doe 4 years ago
Ha! I was just sending my friend a screenshot of this with “our new band name!”
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renee brack 4 years ago
That's is beautiful, poetic and true. Viva cauliflower! Bask in your pale glory. Be true to the scrummy yummy vegie you are.
#53
The Shortest And Best Business Plan I've Ever Seen
Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago
I'll do it for 50 cents, a jellybean, and a slice of pizza!
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brukernavn340 4 years ago
It's people like you that undermine the ex harassment business.
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How The Tables Have Turned
TheBoredPanda 4 years ago
Wait, Homer is only in his 30's? Dang, I thought for sure he was in his 40's or 50's!
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
This is the kind of think that first you laugh then you cry.
#55
I Mean He's Not Wrong
Sky Render 4 years ago
It's not even true, either. It's just telling you how many are in stock at the most local Amazon warehouse.
#56
Don't Mess With Grandma
Alex_cat lover 4 years ago
Yes tis is ✨amazing if my grandma hadn’t passed from cancer she would love this
#57
Same
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Wait. Is this real, it can't be photographed? Dammit I have to wait for the moon to show up to test this!
Donkey boi 4 years ago
I can get some clear shots on mine, but for some reason it looks tiny, so you cant really see it.
Tess the ferret 4 years ago
i swear every time i try to take a picture, it moves, so i end up with a worm of moon squiggling across my screen
#58
Language Is Important
Scagsy 4 years ago
My mum is a fastidious worker. Working from home she has logged in earlier than she does when she's in the office because 'someone might have come in early'. So she sits there for half an hour waiting for the rest of the workforce to wake up then has her lunch at her desk 'in case anybody needs me'. Finally clocking off half an hour after close of business, because 'someone might be working late'. She's a PA for a solicitor. One solicitor. You'd think she was an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. with the level of commitment she shows. I admire her, but I wish she would take the piss a bit like everyone else.
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
The term, "livable wage" needs to urgently factored into our language.
Ivana 4 years ago
I called my director out during a zoom meeting. "You mean I'm not at work? Wow, if I had known that I wouldn't have joined this zoom call. So I just leave all of these reviews in my inbox until we return to work?" He got the message. Forever more he said "return to office". But I'm in Florida so we declared Covid over in July 2020. State employee, governor says covid killing tourism, means you go back to the office during the height of the pandemic even when 100% of your job is done on a computer.
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Yup. It's not back to work, it's back to the office. Which, luckily, many companies don't do. They just stay remote or hybrid at worst.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The Dutch government is now proposing a law to stop employers from contacting employees during their time off. It's because they don't want that working from home becomes a situation where employers think that their employees don't have or need any private life anymore.
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
It means returning to your workplace. Words can have different meanings in different contexts. But you're right, language is important and it's good to understand it.
#59
Sounds Kinda Nice
Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago (edited)
The last one - absolutely no problem with it. Also, I would agree that Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe were be my colleagues.
Triv 4 years ago
I'd prefer Pattinson. That whole sparkly vampire thing aside, I'd rather try banging him than Dafoe.
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I thought I was reading a profile about myself I must have written between a dream and nightmare at 4am.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Yeah, they're infamous for ghosting. But an alien might be interested.
Load More Replies... Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Are there lighthouses in the mountains? This would be a great job for me, but I'm not crazy about the ocean.
Charlene McMiller 3 years ago
You didn’t happen to actually write it did you?
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Bird Professor
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Hummingbirds have feet about the width of sewing needles. Those things are tiny! Their feathers are miniscule. Their "zoom" sounds as they fly from your hand to their freedom are priceless!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Just be happy the guy didn't ask about the Wow-Wow bird.... (It's a tiny bird with enormous balls and every time it has to land it goes "Wow-wow, wow-wow." )
#61
What Is Your Revenge Story?
Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago
My mother slept with him , so I slept with his gorgeous brother .
#62
Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle
#63
Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
We suffer bravely through socialist health care, economy killing workers unions and overall not being able to live in the greatest country on earth. Pray for us and keep us in your thoughts.
Kat Rob 4 years ago
I think some people missed the obvious sarcastic humor
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Ivana 4 years ago (edited)
I leave two phone numbers on my away notification if I leave work early. I feel this so hard. I purposefully do take all my vacations in the woods and make it incredibly clear I have no service. Never take a vacation where they got cell service. Sat in a 5 hour meeting on vacation too many times.
Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
What annoys me the most about this, is that European companies operating in other countries just adopt what ever legislation is for that country. So annoying that you need high level approval however they are ‘off’ for 2 months because it is summer. If it is good for you it is good for the rest of us.
#64
Cannot Unsee
Philip Devine 4 years ago
Perhaps the members of Smash Mouth is what you get when you clone Guy Fieri but remove all the ars*hole genes?
kim morris 4 years ago
I freaking hate it when people bash other people for no reason. I really do. https://junkee.com/guy-fieri-meme-to-hero-charity-coronavirus/253484 I'm looking at you, Phillip 'Devine'.
#65
Not Exactly Wrong
Frances M 4 years ago
My ex-boss once said to me that you don’t go to college to learn stuff, you go to prove to future employers that you can stick the mind numbing boredom for years to reach your project end goal.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
What antivaxxer-free, antimasker-free paradise of an internet is this person using?
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
It's actual work you have to put into research these days, checking sources and data and apply what you've learned so far, like you do in college.
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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
As I prepare to begin graduate school, I find myself reflecting on the fact that higher education is a scam.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
The best part of attending a university is that your student ID gives you access to all the vast resources of a proper research library. You don't have to trust the interpretations of random schmucks on the internet, you can access all the world's scientific journals and get real peer-reviewed information for yourself (and if not through that library, through the shared resources of another library).
Vuun 4 years ago
You're right, but it's ridiculous that it is like that. Knowledge should be freely available to everyone.
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Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
I can relate! While doing a science degree I spent my first year thinking outside the box a coming up with new hypothesis and fail miserably. Second and third year did next to nothing and referenced my professors papers in the work I submitted and got straight A’s. disappointed me and I never tried to worked in science.
#66
"Hey...you Gotta Minute?"
Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago
At my old job, my boss knew of my anxiety issues. He'd yell for me to come in to his office and follow-up with, "And no, you're not getting fired!" It became the office joke.
#67
Momma Said No Days Off Son
ShadowLand 🇨🇦 4 years ago
Why does everyone ask for their birthday off? You should ask for the day after so you don't have to go into work with a hangover. Just saying... 😉
Beans 4 years ago (edited)
Attitudes like that are why people pee in bottles instead of taking a break at work , like at Amazon, and we're ok with it because of the bottom line (Money) and convenience.... It's not ok. It shouldn't be that way. Let people have their birthday off.
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"I Just Go Hard On Weekends"
Scofield Leung 4 years ago
for real? I never understand why people keep so minimum of $$ as savings. May I'm too anxious for the future but....won't it be too insecure to have little to none savings?
#69
This Made My Day
Prilsy 4 years ago
When I was that age I had a boyfriend who just jumped out the window, when my mom found out she was just concerned he could've broken his legs
Helwin 4 years ago
That's an adorable reaction and also what my Mom would have thought with my sister's boyfriend :3.
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Sarah C 4 years ago
https://scoop.upworthy.com/dad-hilariously-live-tweets-stepsons-attempts-to-sneak-a-girl-in-and-out-of-the-house The whole story :)
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Sarah C posted this. https://scoop.upworthy.com/dad-hilariously-live-tweets-stepsons-attempts-to-sneak-a-girl-in-and-out-of-the-house The whole story :)
Load More Replies... Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Sarah C posted this https://scoop.upworthy.com/dad-hilariously-live-tweets-stepsons-attempts-to-sneak-a-girl-in-and-out-of-the-house The whole story :)
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Waiting for what? Must be an American thing. In my part of Europe it's quite normal that boyfriends and girlfriends sleep over.
Trillian 4 years ago (edited)
Same here. I would see her when they come looking for breakfast.
Load More Replies... AnnaBanana 4 years ago
I was once the smugglee. Had to crawl on my hands and knees under the kitchen window, while his mother stood doing dishes and looking out of it!
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Sarah C posted this https://scoop.upworthy.com/dad-hilariously-live-tweets-stepsons-attempts-to-sneak-a-girl-in-and-out-of-the-house The whole story :)
Load More Replies... Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Hey Kjorn Sarah C posted this https://scoop.upworthy.com/dad-hilariously-live-tweets-stepsons-attempts-to-sneak-a-girl-in-and-out-of-the-house The whole story :)
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What Else?
Triv 4 years ago
And if you balance it on the pencil right, you can whirl it around with one hand like one of those buzzing party favors!
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Wyn Williams 4 years ago
That's advanced tech ;) I used to have to use a dial to tune the TV untill I could find the black and white ping pong game :)
iblowsheep 4 years ago
having to demand your younger sibling get up and go change the tv channel
PatriciaB 4 years ago
Using 1471 and 141 on the landline (UK pandas will get it). And not being able to call and vote for shows and competitions because we only had a rotary phone.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
You never had a handheld touch dialer? You'd hold it up to the mouthpiece on the receiver and it would play the DTMF tones allowing you to do that stuff.
Load More Replies... Brandy Grote 4 years ago
Putting a cardboard matchbook into one side of an 8 track player to make it track right...
#71
I’ll Have The Versace French Toast Please
iblowsheep 4 years ago
there was a comedian i heard once, forget who, that said something like Denny's is not a place you plan to go, it's a place you just end up.
#72
Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Yeah, my mom is basically still a 15 year old at 36. I think that's just when she stopped aging mentally. For me, my mind switches between a childish five year old and a wise and majestic 244 year old. Never the age I am.
Load More Replies... Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
The trick is don’t forget to be a child! You’ll be a much better parent if you relate to them
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Yes, that's true. I have a lot of more fun now that kids started watching power rangers. I forgot how I used to love those cartoons. They just love I seat with them. Looking forward to dragon Ball fase.
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Lara Verne 4 years ago
Believe me, you're not. People believe they're children until they meet actual children.
#73
April 11th - Never Forget
H Edwards 4 years ago
I'm still salty over some injustices from childhood. I think those are the ones that stay with you, before you get jaded by life and injustice is just another thing you have to accept.
Jaded Queen 4 years ago
See the fact that people teach that there is justice to be served or freedom to attain that is the real culprit. The world owes u nothing. When u know this only than u can function properly. If u were dealt a good hand use it. If not fight tooth n nail for it. Depending on what kind of person ur u may snatch it from someone else or build it up. Either way it's not wrong. Murder rape, nothing is truly wrong in nature. It's just ur comfort & wishes v/s mine. That is why rich & powerful gets away with anything. & We can't even get away with taking office supplies
Load More Replies... kjorn 4 years ago (edited)
i'm 45 and i still remember in first year of elementary school i wrote autobus but forget to put the - over the T and said to myself. "i'll get back later to fix it" i forget and didn't get a 100% because of that... i'm 45 yo and still remember that mistake i made almost 40 years ago.
SparklePony94 4 years ago
Once I had a substitute teacher named, I kid you not, Ms. Karen. She most definitely lived up to her name.
Question everything 4 years ago
Pass on a happy birthday on April 11th next year from me
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Was It Worth It?
Apachebathmat 4 years ago
Amazing, but I will be more impressed to hear it announce Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i
Stevie 4 years ago
Maybe it's because I haven't slept In almost 36 hours but I don't get it. Help please?
DogMom 4 years ago
Missy Elliot is a rapper who has a song called Work It. There is a line in it that goes “Flip it and reverse it”
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#75
Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You
#76
I Member
Robert Baker 4 years ago
If you ran a five minute mile in the fourth grade you would probably be running in the Olympic Games in the eighth grade. Congratulations.
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
I noticed that too I was wondering what kind of super kids they went to school with.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
No, I don't. But I remember that it was impossible to shower so you sat the rest of the day in a classroom filled with stinking kids.
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
It seems they only study one of them over there...
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#77
Netflix Sucks
Christopher Duffy 4 years ago
Not the 70 million heavily armed neo-nazis who worship someone who plays a business man on reality TV?
Lorraine Geater 4 years ago (edited)
and also why oh why do Netflix documentary makers (especially murder docs) fill the whole thing with multiple random drone footage of lakes, mountains, towns, roads, houses which bare no relevance to anything and also dramatic large letter 2 DAYS BEFORE MURDER/ 4 DAYS AFTER MURDER/ 5 DAYS BEFORE BODY FOUND/ 3 DAYS BEFORE AUTOPSY/ 2 DAYS AFTER AUTOPSY and loud dramatic music to hype the whole thing up. And random footage of victims family members AND random people not related to the victim's family and/or anyone else in the documentary walking in the woods/alongside a lake/in a shopping mall/going about their daily business. When in actual fact if you take all that away - its just about a man murdering his wife. Big deal. Grow up Netflix and stop patronising us with this s**t all the time!!
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Because if they'd just tell the story and only use real, relevant footage, the whole documentary would be 5 minutes. They need filler, repetition, useless details to make anything out of it.
Load More Replies... Lorraine Geater 4 years ago (edited)
Exactly!!!!!!! Its obviously its a ploy to make you think you are missing out on something s**t hot that everyone else on the planet has also not watched and hooked in on the same ploy.
#78
Valid Bewilderment....
Donkey boi 4 years ago
It isn't referring to white people! It was in reference to the Moors who inhabited the Mediterranean during the middle ages. They were Arabic. Generally taller, darker skinned and more well groomed than the Italians and Spaniards they ruled over. To be matched with one was considered fortunate because you would have been wealthy and well looked after.
Hugh Walter 4 years ago
Seeing the phrase always reminds me of Grace Jones! Says an Aspergic 57-yo white man!
brukernavn340 4 years ago
I still can't believe the term "millennial" refers to people born way before the new millennia (well, I do, but still).
Banana Rama 4 years ago
Is it referring to a white man? Like, wouldn't it be subjective? Who was the first dude described as tall, dark, and handsome? I just remember Pearl from SpongeBob referring to a fish she had a crush on that way.
#79
“Millennials Are So Lazy...”
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
Influencer: "You should pay ME to allow you to paint my house and I'll give you mention on my social media!"
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
I would hire them in a heartbeat! That still sounds like less than $2k!
#80
Must Have 4 Years Of Experience
Lara Verne 4 years ago
I once applied for a job, and they told me I'm hired, and in the span of two weeks they will call me when should I start work. They called me four months later. I went there and quit on second day.
denzoren 4 years ago
I had an interview one three years after my application. During the interview the guy asked me a specific question related to the field I was in back then so I replied, "Please be reminded that this was three years ago...and I'm now being interviewed, so I don't remember". Amazingly...out of all the candidates I placed second but I turned it down, the salary wasn't great.
#81
Yup!
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Not universal. We have 40 hour work weeks, and often less, have good healthcare, sufficient days off (4+ weeks a year) and don't feel the need to drink our weekends away just to forget about our shitty lives.
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Q B F T 4 years ago
Do Americans get drunk? I thought they just had two light beers and were like "whoa daddy, better get ahold of myself"
#82
After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?
#83
Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
You guys don't do that? Just sitting on the porch, rain pouring down two feet from where you're sitting, a baby in your arms and a toddler cuddling against you as you sing them to sleep amid the backdrop of the rainy day. Paradise, especially if the toddler isn't the crazy one.
#84
Like An Fallen Angel
Aaron W 4 years ago
What conservative voters can't seem to understand, is that money invested in those who need it doesn't just vanish. It circulates in the economy and eventually ends up back where it started.
Sky Render 4 years ago
Amusingly, this stems from an entitled mentality. The wealthy believe that it will be squandered by the poor, because that's what they would do with such a "paltry" sum.
Load More Replies... Christopher Duffy 4 years ago
bUt USSR BAd!!!! (Just pre-empting the tone, level and rigor of the usual counter-argument)
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Yes times 1000. Except I didn't get 600 a week 😂 but that's ok I didn't need it at the time (sabbatical for surgery)
#85
Going Half On Everything
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
How to care for your skin: Don't put a load of artificial crap on it all the time and it should be fine. We didn't evolve to depend on these products.
#86
They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Up in my neighborhood, you hope it's fireworks and stay away from the window.
Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago
That’s sad to read. Where do you live ?
Load More Replies... Scagsy 4 years ago
My neighbourhood is a bit 'interesting'. There's always those horrible mega banger things going off at random times, day and night. Anyway, I learnt that our friendly neighbourhood drug dealers use them to let their delightful customers know that they have stock. Isn't that nice? Bless them.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Meanwhile in the Netherlands all fireworks that only explode and create war sounds are banned.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Poor dogs and other animals afraid of this sound. Even not good for people suffering from pos traumatic stress from war.
#87
It’s Not A Race!
kim morris 4 years ago
I was 33, single mom of 2 little boys. Mom was terrified for me. I figured, well, If I can hold onto it until the boys are out of school, then I'm doing ok. Boys are 36 and 32 now. I guess I did ok.
Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
The big trick with realestate from my experience is buy in a crap area that is next to or near a good area. People have berated me in the past for buying in a such and such area due to old reputation and all I have done is minimal work to make my home more modern and pleasing and have been able to sell for three time as much as I bought after three to four years. I only bought my first house 10 years ago and I am virtually mortgage free now in my mid 40’s. it is not without risk however it is worth it.
Boris’ Mom 4 years ago
Wow! What a house!! My first was 30+ years old, two bedroom,one bath. In our case, the best thing we ever did was "getting out" / selling the house..... Interest rate was 19.8%; we ate ramen noodles, porkNBeans and hotdogs. I didn't know about the dollar tree then. There was no 99 cents store...
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
Bought my first home at 52. Now I feel ok about having kids, lol! Ok, so the house is my baby...
Pezor Zass 4 years ago
i've owned a home and it's definitely not for everyone. All i could see was endless upkeep, endless worry, endless expenses, and then the housing market crashed and my house was worth next to nothing. I never even used half the space on a regular basis. Apartment life for me, thanks.
kasa alex 4 years ago
I do love it when something needs fixing in my apartment and I just email the real estate and they send out a workman the next week and it doesn't cost me a cent - that is one bonus of renting, as long as you have a good real estate agent and/or landlord!
Load More Replies... #88
Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax
Donkey boi 4 years ago
When I got my National Insurance card in England, I got a plastic credit card type thing. Lost it within a year and have never actually needed it. What do you use it for?
les 4 years ago
i think the tories only made them plastic so they had something to chop their coke with
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Brandy Grote 4 years ago
I remember when social security cards actually said "not to be used for identification". Then came Reagan... the military used our ssn's for our service numbers. The VA still does... those 9 digits run our lives.
Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago
Donkey , we all lose them . But you can get it renewed if you go on gov.com
g90814 4 years ago
Since when is it a Federal Offense to memorize it? LOL
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Surprise Shawtyyy
Carol Emory 4 years ago
I've gotten calls saying someone just charged a $499 iPhone to my card on Amazon and to press a button to confirm or deny the purchase. What they actually get is a click followed by a dial tone.....
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
And then a call to Amazon and FBI to report the scam!
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#91
Good Ol' Days
Prilsy 4 years ago
Wait till you're dating in your 40s, it's stories about how you used to be hot
Donna Leske 4 years ago
Dating in your 60s; comparing what pills you take, what aches the most, and who is sleeping poorly.
Load More Replies... MotherofGuineaPigs 4 years ago
In your 50's it's what still works, what's dyed and what time do you go to bed...
#92
Find That Happy Balance That Works For You
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Hot take: Americans wouldn’t talk about “mental health days” so much if they were given more annual leave. What Americans call “mental health days” are part of the point of having annual leave.
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Yeah, it's like just taking time off for simple reason of not working a day is not done. It has to be dressed as being sick, because that's the only reason someone would ever not work. It's silly. I take days of because the weather is nice. Why would you want to work so badly?
Load More Replies... similarly 4 years ago
When I first came to Japan, workers were tacitly discouraged from using time off. It was seen as not being a team player. Recently, Japan passed a law that companies HAVE to allow workers to use at least half of their vacation time, or the company gets in trouble. So now, my company sends us reminders to use our time off. It's weird.
Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago
I remember when I was in grade 5, my whole family took a mental health day, because one of our foster babies had left the day before. None of my classmates believed me, and they made up rumours that I was just taking a day to sleep, or to play video games all day.
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
No. I wish people would just write properly. There's nothing cool about puking the words out.
Load More Replies... AdamKingXV 4 years ago
If your job doesn't care about your mental health, that's an amicable break-up.
#93
Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?
Otter 4 years ago
I remember seeing a handsome young man at a city park with a view, and then seeing him again a few hours later. And the second time, he was being arrested...
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
I kept bumping (not literally) into the same 2 ladies who were shopping together, and they asked if I was following them in a joking manner. I said, "No, you are following me. You just seem to get there first"
#94
In Too Deep At That Point
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It's better to go back than to stay in a relationship that's going nowhere.
Cocoa Beanz 4 years ago
Or a relationship where that is draining you financially, physically, emotionally, verbally and etc
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F*ck Them Hoa Fees
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Again ? I think your mama need a talk or 2.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
When you buy a house to get rid of meddling landlords to find out that you're not even allowed to plant red roses in your own yard or wash your car on your own driveway because of the HOA.
Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
Just make your house look like it is older than the houses around it. It works wonders for me.
#96
When Your Card Declines
#97
I Was Just Tryna Be Nice
Maneki Neko 4 years ago
Chatted to a fairly new colleague at work. Told him I was very hungry, had no food, and break was 3 hours to go. He offered me his sandwich. I accepted and ate it straight away. He still recalls „the day I ate his sandwich“. Well, don‘t offer it out of courtesy if you‘re not prepared to loose it. We‘re married 10 years this year. :-)
#98
Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!
K. Lange 4 years ago
in Germany we have "Zwieback", which literally means double baked. It is very crunchy and is very good storable. I love it soaked in cold milk with some chocolate powder as a refreshing summer lunch. It is also great for small kids or people who cannot chew properly :-D
Beans 4 years ago
That is true and they have similar in most places in Europe. In Italy they are called Fette Biscottate. In France they are just 'biscottes'. I have seen similar in other groceries as ''rusk'. I like to eat mine with coffee and Nutella
Load More Replies... les 4 years ago
what about the first person to watch an egg get laid, then thought I better eat that s**t
#99
This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!
#100
Should’ve Left The Plastic Wrapping On
blugeagua 4 years ago
Sometimes when people see stuff that's peeling no matter what it is, you ever have the human urge to just keep peeling at it.
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renee brack 4 years ago
First! This is a superb thread :) Now I think humanity is worth it again.
Trisha Chase 4 years ago
Great post!!! Every one of them made for a fun and interesting discussion.
renee brack 4 years ago
First! This is a superb thread :) Now I think humanity is worth it again.
Trisha Chase 4 years ago
Great post!!! Every one of them made for a fun and interesting discussion.
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