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Periods are the probably the most annoying part of being a woman. They always start unexpectedly and they mess up your emotions while somehow managing to ruin the one pair of panties you really love.
At least there's a silver lining: half of the world gets to experience the same struggle each month, so we're all sisters in this matter. Bored Panda collected some of the funniest posts from Tumblr and Twitter where women share their period horror stories or general thoughts on why periods are truly the satan's sacrificial waterfalls. Be sure to upvote the ones you liked best and share your own stories!
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Myrian Resquin 8 years ago
You can just actually take the pill and it will likely reduce or even suspend your period, like it happened to me.
Iceroyalmilktea 8 years ago
you get that loud pop up, plus the period still comes back afterwards.
Amanda Heim 8 years ago
Pretty sure that pop up has a virus that causes whole system to shut down a few years later though.
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
LMFAO! This is actually true! No matter how quiet you try to be whilst opening one up, and how slowly you do it, it never works, and it's like the loudest noise you'll ever hear HAHA! "Who the f**k is eating chips in here"...classic!
Meowoui 8 years ago
I use to call them mattress pads. I'm glad I'm finally over the red plague.
Auntie Panda 2 years ago
I still get the same pre-symptoms but Ibuprofen helps. No more Red River Valley
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Laura Drillenburg 5 years ago
Man: "Who the f**k is eating chips in there." Me: *akward silence*
Amanda Raynes 8 years ago
I feel the same... but they have gotten a lot better over the years.
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Daria B 8 years ago
Should she be afraid...? O_o *noir style mystery music in the background slowly getting louder*
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Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago
My second period- my pe uniform, my formal uniform, 3 chairs, all over the toilet stall, my hands, my laptop bag, the office sick room, blankets, sheets, mattress, pillows, and more. This was 6 months after my first one. Surprisingly, I now mostly go about 3 months in between periods.
Delyn Andrade 8 years ago
Logically speaking, it has nothing to do with making something spick and span of blood, unless you're a lazy criminal who can't clean s**t. Hemoglobin stays, which is why blood is always detected when using luminol. So, whether man or woman, you can still get caught. Women prefer to use poisons than knives and guns lol
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Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
Actually you'd just see the cord...anything inside the body is invisible too, or it woul look really gross all that food and s**t floating around.
Shaheris Suhel 8 years ago
Best thing about bored panda? I enjoy reading comments more than the post itself.
Nanna Cohen Rodrigues 8 years ago
This is my very personal favorite!! HAHA I'm imagining a flying tampon in the center of Amsterdam just floating into a store LOL
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Ladam 8 years ago
The average amount of blood lost during a period is 30-40 millilitres (ml) (NHS). So at 35ml avg. times 480 thats 16.8L (4.4 gallons) of blood in a lifetime.
Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago
That is a lot of blood. What would guys be doing if they bleed this much if. They had a period?
Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago
I go 3 days every 3 or so months. But it is a lot. With the most time in between being 6 months.
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Sassy Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs 4 years ago
I'm going to start a band called "7 years worth of blood"
Karen Jones 8 years ago
Are you a man? Another woman would never disrupt this scenario...I'm just sayin...
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
OMG me too, and I'm at work, and its super quiet. #worthIt
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Lynda Shaw 8 years ago
I'm 71 and long past all that but I remember THIS like it was yesterday!
Maggie Collins 8 years ago
DITTO! Really it just erupted out of me! Funniest thing I've heard in.....forever. Jaws theme,LOL
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Shana 8 years ago
And instead of understanding that there isn't any visitor coming, it all starts over again after that... :P
Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago
And they turn their house inside out trying to get rid of all of them.
Merilyn Horton 8 years ago
Reminds me of "I dream of Jeanie" yeah, I know , you're all too young to remember.
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Donna Hagen 8 years ago
When I was growing up, and I hated my period because it was sooooo damned painful, my mother would chirp, "Better to see it than not!" Didn't understand what she meant until I was in my 20s. . . .
Denise Pagliarini 8 years ago
Just keep singing just keep singing singing singing singing what does it do it bleeds bleeds bleeds
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Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
It's always a thin liquid too, like, I'm not pissing on it. Show me how this thing handles a big thick blood clot!
Shaheris Suhel 8 years ago
It just sticks there...not going anywhere...like having blood was not enough.
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sunnyrei82 8 years ago
Yes! And why are those girls always happy and smiling? A F*ing pad or tampon is not gonna take the cramps and mood swings away!
Crystal Kay 8 years ago
Uhhhh.....real is basically wearing granny panties, and blood clots the size of a human liver. Also, thinking you'really bleeding that you rush to the can, only to discorer a bone dry tampon, but an enrmous clot. THAT'S real. Thunderstorms? Play some classical music or some thing.
BoredBunnies 8 years ago
Reminds me of a post I saw a few weeks ago about the "Tampocalypse". Anyone remember that post?
Sabina Draws 8 years ago
It's done so men won't feel dizzy and sick cause we all know how they react to even the Idea of that... :( and then we're called the "pussies"
Ladyybuggx 8 years ago
I am like the only person who is not a demon spawn from hell on my period ? :') you go girlzzz !!
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Smoofy 8 years ago
If you just DON'T MOVE or speak, or breathe, or sit up, OR GOD FORBID, STAND, then you're all good! YAY
Tiffany Wilson 8 years ago
For me, standing is fine. It's when I sit down that the hooha dam decides to burst.
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Agnes Jekyll 8 years ago
I coughed at work and filled my pants. Luckily, I had a pair of yoga pants in my desk--I did get some very weird looks though, presenting my lecture in a sweater, yoga pants, and heels.
Karen Jupp 8 years ago
I love this thanks for cheering up a lady who had a hysterectomy because of this very problem xxx
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Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
Yep, I don't care what the AD says, I'll NEVER trust anything that much.
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Only fun fact on my tampon box is a warning about Toxic Shock Syndrome
Enn Geecee 8 years ago
As an Australian, can 💯 % confirm this is true. Thanks to my period, I have actually helped my team answer the winning question at a trivia night once.
Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago
They are the best. Won a bag of candy at school once.
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Tiari 8 years ago
I don't start crying, but I am incredibly thin-skinned and quickly pissed, and I always wonder "Who ist this b****y woman?" and then I realize "Oh, tomorrow my period will come, everything is okay."
Izzati Mahdi 8 years ago
Yup. Once my roomate asked me what am i doing. That question gets me super mad. Crazy darn pms.
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Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
ALL THE TIME! so whenever i start crying for some stupid reason i brace myself and allow it to pour down, i know it's only a matter of time :)
Alanna Leyba 2 years ago
Then your partner TELLS YOU A JOKE like “if you value your life you shall leave me alone
Alexandra Rikerson 8 years ago
I usually go freaking mad, just at every single thing and then mom says, yeah looks like yours is coming... 😧
Anonymousplease 4 years ago
I yell at people a ton and then I'm like "why did j de that?" The next day I'm like ohhhhh.
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Cynthia McDonald 8 years ago
just wait until perimenopause where you are actually on your period for 20 days and you start fainting from blood loss. ahhhh good times....
Emma Vink 8 years ago
I've had hypothyroidism and been on my period for 3 weeks at a time about 4 or five times before I started using proper thyroid medication. It was THE WORST!!!!!
My True Form, Apparently 2 years ago
I’VE BEEN ON MINE FOR MORE THAN 20 DAYS AND I’M STILL IN SCHOOL. Can anyone tell me what’s happening?
Cindy Brown 8 years ago
The end of Menopause is to reach Nirvana! Young girls can only dream of the heaven on Earth.
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Agnes Jekyll 8 years ago
especially on holidays--and especially if they involve a swimsuit
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Jennifer Oldham 8 years ago
Poor kid to lose an important part of her innocence so soon. Try to forget....
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Le koonz 8 years ago
Someone threatened to rip him a new a*****e and he did not believe them...
Bethany 8 years ago
That comment made me laugh harder than the actual post!!
Load More Replies... Maggie Collins 8 years ago
And you keep going into the bathroom to check and see if you've leaked? I remember the days.
Anita Wolf 8 years ago
somebody poured a bottle of bleach down each leg of it's red trousers. just my guess.
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Daria B 8 years ago
Okay, but this one is serious. It is common knowledge that we women tend to ignore actual symptoms of a real disease because we assume wrong about where our blood comes from.
Nyree Huh 8 years ago
what? Everyone knows if you are bleeding when you aren't on your period is bad. And if you just walk around not knowing when your period will come or it's totally all over the place you need help anyway.
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Peepeenomatter 6 years ago
Being called a female and the wrong name and getting included with all the stuff that are considered female and getting cramps so everyone thinks your a woman in disguise and getting breast cancer with pink ribbons and everyone doesn't accept who you are and saying your body is pretty. Gender dysphoria and periods. The struggles of trans men.
Volleyball_Sweetheart 8 years ago
I don't want to seem rude, but the guy really didn't do anything wrong.
Carole Balicky 8 years ago
Might I also mention that spotting can mean soooo many things. Such as the obvious your period is starting, or ironically you could be pregnant, or many possible health problems including cancer or a simple scratch that could get infected. Also I've personally never had a regular menstrual cycle, I've been to many doctors and specialists and they've all said it was normal and to only be worried when I have my period for either the whole month or have missed it for 6months. There is no simple answer to a symptom because it could literally mean anything and in my personal experience doctors like to blame any pain I experience to me being a woman and my menstrual cycle
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Alyssa Kathryn 8 years ago
Half (at least) of my guy friends will gag, get faintish, or have to leave the room for blood, some of them can't even hear conversations or watch on tv.... Meanwhile all the girls are watching surgeons preform operations on tv while we eat & fix all the bloody injuries- bc the boys are busy cringing at the sight. So funny
Megan Seivers 8 years ago
Bones dislocation or breaking the skin is where i start to get uncomfortable
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Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
I don't faint at blood but I'm petrified of the stuff and can't watch medical shows or most horror films. I just tell myself that although it's blood coming out of me, it's natural and not just blood
Vanessa Wood 8 years ago
Some one needs to show the full thing, because then it goes on to cult rituals and werewolfs
Peepeenomatter 6 years ago
Trans woman would seriously. Poor things don't get periods and try to fit in with the ciswomen.
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
What do you mean how is it here? It's a post about periods on a post about period memes.
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Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
If you think you can't smell it, just go into the girls' restroom in a middle school. The smell is pretty real.
Liliana Santos 8 years ago
I would say with good hygiene, one woman will not smell. Now get a whole lot of women together and a not so clean public toilet, that's a totally diferent situation...
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Peepeenomatter 6 years ago (edited)
Why people who have periods stress over periods. #Genderneutral
Bumble Bee 8 years ago
That's why I use a menstrual cup. You don't have to change it out for like 12 hours, and you don't smell the blood at all, so it makes my period a lot more managable and comfy :) I feel like every woman should consider investing in them.
Minha Khan 5 years ago
Menstrual cups confuse and scare me. What and where do you put it?
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Aj Slager 8 years ago
i don't get hungry when i'm on mine. the thought of food usually makes me want to throw up
TheMsLollidella 8 years ago
Lol I'm the opposite but only cuz I dnt experience cramps on my period. But I always get a heavy flow >_>
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Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
Lol baby daily.... More like "if you send off some sperm each month you have a chance to win a free baby (warning: babies may include in app purchases)! While you wait for your prize we will pause your subscription for 9 months, send you a congratulatory post partum bleeding addition of period monthly (after you've recieved your special additions of contractions, broken waters and either ring of fire or c-section). Then we will pick a totally random date in the next two years to start sending you your subscription again, remember that if you subscribe to breastfeeding daily then we will pause your subscription for longer. Note: The baby app is not customizable, can not be canceled and sometimes comes in sets. Enjoy!"
Nikki Hayford 8 years ago
I used to get a magazine called 'Period Living' about doing up old houses - my husband thought it was hysterical
Alanna Leyba 2 years ago
Yea i would like to not pause my menstrual cycle monthly subscription
Denise Wesserle 8 years ago
And nobody told me until it was way too late that after baby is born you get to have all nine months worth of periods that you missed!
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Tracey Martens 8 years ago
Wait til you hit menopause, Sweetie. It's a tornado of PMS, pregnancy and extra hormones thrown all together. yay.
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My dad and brother are like "whats wrong with her". Now they say "she's in a funk"
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Frida Hannerz 8 years ago
I actually use this. When I want my period to come I always put on white underwear ;)
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Mary_Anne_B 8 years ago
I had a friend whose period came overnight like a bloody flood, and when her dad came to wake her up he saw all the blood and thought she was dying.
Alexandra Rikerson 8 years ago
I will never be able to look at this scene without thinking this post ever again... 😃
Mary_Anne_B 8 years ago
I knew someone whose period had arrived like a bloody flood overnight, but she was sleeping with her mouth open, so when her dad came in to wake her up in the morning he panicked, because thought she was dying.
Morgan Molloy 8 years ago
u mean that feeling of OH SWEET MAMA F*****G JESUS LORD SAVE MEEEEEEDH
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Jessica Thomsson 8 years ago
End the menstruation taboo about not talking about periods and period supplies. To have your period is NOT something bad or something to be ashamed of. If you need a tampoon/pad ask for it with its name.
Sherlock Holmes 8 years ago
Totally agree! If I'm on my period, I'll tell you in those words. No need for euphemisms!
Load More Replies... Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
As a Zelda fan, my new phrase is "The Blood Moon rises once again" :p
Zobri kiyane 8 years ago
In France it's "les anglais ont débarqué" which means "the English had landed". And I heard it's "the French landed" on the other side of the Channel ^^ Aaah bloody history !
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Or you just think its gone because there's not a single drop of blood for a whole day and you get the courage to have a walk outside without a pad and... bang! Your favorite underwear is destroyed! Hate periods! First wish if I encounter a genie: "Get me rid of this s**t, I don't even want to have damned babies!"
Shana 8 years ago
This every time. Mine always starts tuesday afternoon, ends on friday evening. I can usually go the entire Saturday without anything, thinking it's over and then it's sunday and bang! There it is again. -_- I don't want any kids either! Why can't we just turn this stuff off :P
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Irene Mora 5 years ago
YES OMG im like "oh it's done YAY" *take off pad* *5 min later* *Blood* "OH COME ON"
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
OMG! YES! And you just put it on and have to go back to the toilet to either adjust it, or change it again!
adoracat 8 years ago
Drunk friend of mine installed her pad upside down. Sticky side up. Straight to hair. I laughed, she was UNhappy with me!
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Isabella Martins 7 years ago
Now I'm wondering the context behind Deadpool doing this.
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Shannon Wallace 8 years ago
First glance I thought this meant used tampons and pads and I sprained my face in disgust.
Felicia Dale 8 years ago
I've been in menopause for years now but I still carry supplies with me. Just in case. Or to offer to some other woman in need. Find them in ALL my bags...
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Kat Lubenow 8 years ago
except science is now trying to lie to us and tell us that chocolate and coffee make it worse
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Vanessa Wood 8 years ago
Just put a beanbag in the microwave, heat it up for 30secs-1 miniute
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Alanna Leyba 2 years ago
I grab my cat and let her lay on my stomach it helps with cramps no money wasted
Peepeenomatter 6 years ago
When you get a sex change or you're in a person that gets periods fantasy
Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
Use a hot water bottle.. One off payment and as well as helping cramps (it helps mine) when it's winter and you're not on your period you can use it to keep you warm. Can't believe I used to waste money on buying heat pads
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Anna Schmid 8 years ago
And it's when you know italian than the last sentence makes sense: Are there patrick's too?
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Sabine Weyermann 8 years ago
I use a cup. So when I pour its content on the toilet, I imagine I'm a pagan priestess doing a ritual to the Gods.
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Sabine Weyermann 8 years ago
The only triggered snowflake I'm spotting here is you... 😏
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Maygen Muir 8 years ago
Actually it'd be people with uterus, because not everyone with a vagina has a uterus. Even then, not everyone with a uterus still has menses. So really, it should be people with menses...
Liza Litvina 7 years ago
I mean some transgenders prefer being called men so yeah people with vaginas.
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Ben Sookkasem 8 years ago
Bahahahahah!!! That's cute, I laughed way too hard at this. I would hug him. And then kill him. That cute little munchkin
Isabella Martins 7 years ago
"Niagara Falls of Blood" "Satan's sacrificial waterfall", this boyfriend is spot on
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Katelin Taylor 8 years ago
Me when I first started using tampons and had no clue what I was doing
Nicole Holt 8 years ago
I just let out this weird long squeak followed by a silent wide open laugh and my eyes watering, while my throat started hurting. #relatable
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SnoopyCereal 8 years ago
YOU CAN DO IT! You really can. Screenshot...252de5.png 
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Maggie Collins 8 years ago
Been through menopause so I know for sure I just peeeeeed myself a little from laughing!
Ari Maegan Rose 6 years ago
or the worst is when you think it's your period and you go to check and it's that white discharge stuff and you're like oh s**t it's coming
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Eva Tóthová 8 years ago
or kittens... or old lady with kittens.... or old lady without ANY kittens!!!!!!!!!!
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
You know what's even worse? Having gastro, then getting your period at the same time. Can't bloody win! Things coming out of both ends (if you know what I mean). Had that happen once before.
Helen Howarth 8 years ago
I've had that. Along with a nosebleed from vomiting so hard. So I cried (as you do). I think my ears felt left out as the only orifice not disgorging bodily fluids.
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Sandra Culpepper 8 years ago
I always get both with my period for like the first two days. Incredible pain in the a*s
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Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
This is why the invention of those compact tampons were the best ever. You can slip it discreetly into a pocket and leave.
Anna Guarino 8 years ago
except women's pants rarely have functional pockets....
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phantom buni 5 years ago
This cranky old teacher let me go to the bathroom and some guy said “hey she’s taking her bag that ain’t fair” He whipped around and said “YOU WANNA TAKE YOUR TEST ON THE FLOOR?” I was actually using my period as a clever disguise to study before going back to class before the test, but hey, junior year was a wild time.
Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago
Why do you think? It’s not like I would take my whole bag if I was going to play on my phone 😑
Tess the ferret 4 years ago
I think its bc society just hasnt normalised it. All the ads are about how its so discreet and all that. And i know im embarrased even if i graze my elbow or something and start bleeding
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Harley Quinn 8 years ago
So that's what Trump got his information about his comment of bleeding where ever?
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Anežka Škantová 8 years ago
I´m at work. There is a camera that records sound up above my head. The sounds coming out of my mouth aren´t human.
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Alanna Leyba 2 years ago
When im on my period im hungry im tired im angry and i dont want any man TO SAT “EW ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD?” LIKE IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE THEN SHUT THE F**K UP
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Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
True Story. I track my own, and last month I wrote "suspiciously easy". Sure enough, I spent the last few days wondering why I was exhausted and achy and crying because my chair broke :p
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Bernadette Circle 8 years ago
"Did I get abducted by aliens?!" "Maybe I'm gonna give birth to the second coming if Jesus Christ!" What is wrong with me! I used to get so paranoid as a teenager when my period was late 😂
Anonymousplease 4 years ago
I went to vacation and was planning on getting my period while I was there. I guess that the period decided that making me extra anxious was bad enough, because it waited until after j got back.
Alexandra Rikerson 8 years ago
I think it's even worse whrn you are not virgin... I mean, if you are not the mother of Jesus then no chance that you can be pregnant but when you are not virgin and especially had some.... ehem... activities down there? That damn possibility is horrific... 😅
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Tristin Brunner 8 years ago
I liked the idea. Until I thought about my kids coming across it...
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…then immediately apologize to the puppy and start crying because it’s too cute
Z 8 years ago
Wiat, instantly horny? Really? The only time I've been less horny than when I'm on my period is when suffering from food poisoning or extremely severe flu.
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Cindy Brower 8 years ago
More like Will Graham than Hannibal: "this is my design."
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Vera Deme 8 years ago
We have a city called Red shore, so we say "the guests from Red shore came". (Bulgarian)
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Jennifer Oldham 8 years ago
And your feelings... happy, sad, homicidal, demonic, exstatic (sp?)....
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Kat Lubenow 8 years ago
i'll take my debilitating period cramps over being compared to beaver any day
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John L 8 years ago
Definitely bowl movement cramps. And it almost always happens when you're in public. ;D
Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
Oh BM cramps can get worse. Try BM cramps WHILE having period cramps. I almost crashed my car once because my entire torso spasmed in pain.
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Kristina Funkycrew 8 years ago
I'm sure getting your arm amputated hurts too but F**K THE F**K OFF. Period cramps hurt BAD!
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Emma Vink 8 years ago
I get dizzy and sometimes a migraine...so yeah...I usually have an inclining...
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Do you get bad migraines after you've finished your period? I get those. The pain is just blinding!
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mandy the capibara 8 years ago
for a moment I thought you were talking about fire breath from.. down there, and I thought: oh no, accidentally sneezing or laughing really would be a disaster then! * someone makes you laugh, you set your chair on fire..
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Laura Drillenburg 5 years ago
Ariel: "MY PERIOD IS ENDING. . . I SEE THE LIIIIIIGHT" Everybody else: "What the fu-"
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MacKenzie Fisher 2 years ago
I'd just love to go to mars and see tampons and blood floating around!
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Isaac Kim 8 years ago
I don't understand, why do other women judge? They went/go through it too... O.o
Shari H 8 years ago
Because young adult females are savage AF! I remember being in 9th grade, 14 yo, and hearing two girls in the restroom teasing another girl because they could "smell" she was on her period. I was terrified that my period was detectable by odor for months.
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Anonymousplease 4 years ago
Last year, the boys were daring each other to carry a pad around. It was so stupid, like girls carry pads around withought giggling their heads off
Tracy Hilliard 8 years ago
I wish I could tell lil 6th grader her that ain't no one judging her at all. We all gotta do it, and hell half the time you bring your friends to chat with to cover up all the crinkling. XD
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Laura Drillenburg 5 years ago
Li Shang: "You ok?" Me: "Imma just go home now. . ." Me: *walks away with a red trail following* (period blood) Li Shang: "What the fu-"
Alanna Leyba 2 years ago
Li Shang : ping are you ok ping: no *walks away with blood trail* li Shang n:what the f**k-
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Sarah Bevan 8 years ago
Day 8: Sees blood on underwear "Oh God I'm dying what the... wait... adult woman... this is normal. ahhhh"
Jenny Van Kampen 8 years ago
and then there's me....skips a month, panics even tho no sex, then it comes and I'm like "no wait I want a do-over of last month I didn't enjoy it enough..."
Alanna Leyba 2 years ago (edited)
Like you have to relies you might be the next coming of Christ
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FabulousKilljoy 8 years ago
When your favorite bands turn into your most hated bodily function
Lux Lucis 8 years ago
*sorry this is really off topic but as a Killjoy, I can't just ignore another of my people* LOOK ALIVE SUNSHINE! THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF, THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY.
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CultOfBambi 8 years ago
When you're on your period you HAVE a bloody c***, when you're a politician you ARE a bloody c***.
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Lisa Harmer 8 years ago
What of you're a female politician? Like.... their lives must be really fucken bad.
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Felicia Dale 8 years ago
You'll know how to clean it up and even get it out of your clothes! Hydrogen peroxide for the win!
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Laura Drillenburg 5 years ago
Him: "You ok?" Me: "*nods* Totally" Him: *pours holy water in the bloody pool* "Holy sh-"
Serena Martarelli 8 years ago
It's from American Horror Story - Freakshow
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Morgan Brock 8 years ago
If my cat doesn't let me kiss him, I cry anyways. I literally have no excuse.
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Laughed extremely loudly. Gosh how did I not notice that I missed an entire word lol
Load More Replies... Curious Ravenclaw 3 years ago
I’m in the living room and it was silent with my parents and siblings on the couches. I burst out laughing and everyone is staring at me like I am insane
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Flora Polvado 8 years ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CHECK THEIR MATH" YOU %#£¥& AND ££%*&@. Whew, sorry, pms.;)
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Tracy Hilliard 8 years ago
To people who don't understand - women can lose different amounts of blood (sometimes in the form of clots) - it isn't a guarenteed amount, and few doctors have been bored enough to take a really accurate census, because I gather they're all like "ew". Some women bleed so much during their period, they actually become anemic. That's not the "two tablespoons" they claim. That's FAR MORE. It'd be nice if we had an answer to the question, but until then, recall that science didn't even know what milk ducts looked like until a few years ago, and simply took a scientist from the 18th century's word for it, when his method of getting that data wasn't standing up to test. It took almost 200 years for someone to say "you know, no woman seems to have a "giant milk bladder right behind the nipple". 200 years. It'll probably be another 200 before any of them figure out that 2 tablespoons is a pretty low estimate.
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
You can donate a pint of blood w/out becoming anemic......
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Sweetie Cake️ 3 years ago
“come on. almost got it. YES! wait n-no! get in that center you little ba$tard… did i do it? ah f-ck it i’m going back to the bathroom.”
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Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago
Chihuahua! Also deciding whether to drop everything or risk that pair of underwear.
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Rachelle Langdon 8 years ago
I volunteered at a hospital for a few months where I had to wear white pants. When that time came I’d double up on underwear and pads just to make extra sure nothing showed up where it shouldn’t. And got rid of the pants as soon as I was done with the volunteer program.
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Sweetie Cake️ 3 years ago
i imagine it as my uterus has 7 days to assassinate me and if it fails it retreats and comes back in a month
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tweetybird 8 years ago
I'm reading these while on my period... it hurts so much to read these, because they're so true
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
I haven't had my my first period yet but I think I am going to any day now because I am running late. Before reading the I was a tiny bit excited but now I just want to die.
BoredBunnies 8 years ago
On the package of rose petals, it says rose tea can relieve period cramps. The more you know. Photo-on-6...0a-png.jpg 
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Do NOT use if you have seizures. Rose hip, rose, and primrose tea or oil can all trigger seizures
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Loni Bryantt 8 years ago
This is great but did you mean 100+ posts instead of 10+ in the headline? Because I assumed there was 15 posts --tops-- and now I've spent an hour at work reading these and I can't stop and I still haven't gone through all of them thanks
Nicole Holt 8 years ago
How to explain periods to a guy: 1. Uterus wants baby 2. Uterus doesn't get baby 3. Uterus wants REVENGE!!!!!!!
Mycroft Holmes 8 years ago
now I understand why Eurus was screeching at S and I when we were teenagers :p
Jessica Conifer 8 years ago
just want to suggest the title be changed to "100+ Painfully Hilarious Posts About Periods That Only People who Menstruate Will Understand" The posts are inclusive, the title really should be too :) great list though.
tweetybird 8 years ago
I'm reading these while on my period... it hurts so much to read these, because they're so true
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
I haven't had my my first period yet but I think I am going to any day now because I am running late. Before reading the I was a tiny bit excited but now I just want to die.
BoredBunnies 8 years ago
On the package of rose petals, it says rose tea can relieve period cramps. The more you know. Photo-on-6...0a-png.jpg
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Do NOT use if you have seizures. Rose hip, rose, and primrose tea or oil can all trigger seizures
Load More Replies... Loni Bryantt 8 years ago
This is great but did you mean 100+ posts instead of 10+ in the headline? Because I assumed there was 15 posts --tops-- and now I've spent an hour at work reading these and I can't stop and I still haven't gone through all of them thanks
Nicole Holt 8 years ago
How to explain periods to a guy: 1. Uterus wants baby 2. Uterus doesn't get baby 3. Uterus wants REVENGE!!!!!!!
Mycroft Holmes 8 years ago
now I understand why Eurus was screeching at S and I when we were teenagers :p
Jessica Conifer 8 years ago
just want to suggest the title be changed to "100+ Painfully Hilarious Posts About Periods That Only People who Menstruate Will Understand" The posts are inclusive, the title really should be too :) great list though.
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