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There are as many parenting tactics as there are parents. No wonder this is a somewhat controversial subject that can instantly ignite an argument between opinionated moms and dads that believe in different schools of raising their kids.

But the self-described “3 x Soccer Dad” Chris Cate has realized that humor is the best and possibly the only good way to talk about the joys and challenges of being a parent. On his Instagram account “Parent Normal,” dad Cate shares a daily dose of hilariously relatable memes and jokes he finds online with his audience of 159K.

The result is a funny compilation of miscellaneous posts that sum up the chaos of raising our little daredevils posted by people on the internet who know what they’re saying, and selected by dad Cate, who knows we're all gonna appreciate them!

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Enjoy These Moments

Enjoy These Moments

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    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute joy on both of their adorable faces

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    Parenting has become a daunting task for most parents in the current times. The reason why parenting has become quite challenging is due to the fact that our lifestyle is rapidly changing with newer requirements and demands being instilled into our lives. The time we live in is also to blame, since the worldwide pandemic and political turmoil in the world are changing the ways we live, work, and raise kids beyond recognition.

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    But since parents always want what’s best for their children, it’s hard for them to realize the world may not be as welcoming and easily navigated as it was for them. Today, parents are worried sick about their children’s prospects in an unstable world teeming with threats near and far—whole categories of jobs disappearing, global financial upheaval; terrorist attacks; refugees in misery; the environment under assault from poisons and rising temperatures.

    #4

    This Kid Is My Hero

    This Kid Is My Hero

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    #5

    Brilliant Mom Hack # 23,397

     Brilliant Mom Hack # 23,397

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! Fears allayed and household chores instilled in one fell swoop!

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    #6

    Mind Your Business

    Mind Your Business

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    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah guys! chill the f**k out! if we want kids we will have them when we're ready!

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really extra loud for the people in the back pleass

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    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like b***h, I am 40 years old. I don’t have kids of my own, they are all fostered. Never gonna have kids. In this economy, we bringing more problems into an even bigger problem. They are gonna grow up watching the world die. I ain’t doing that to more and more people. I’m just gonna give other people a second chance in life

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want kids. I don't hate kids. I do NOT want to be a mother. That sh!t is NOT for everyone and I am not selfish for this decision that I made about 20 years ago. Fight me.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire women who know what they want, and don't apologize for it. I support that s**t! 🙂

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    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL would always ask “any neewwws!?” every single time we got together. One year we were hosting a Mother’s Day brunch, she was first to arrive and asked immediately. I said no and told her that if we did have news then she would have just ruined any announcement we may have planned. She finally shut up about it and never asked again.

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely don't think I've ever asked when another person is planning to have kids, or tell them time is running out or any of that c**p. I don't really understand why people do. I mean this with all the love in the world but why should I care either way? If you want kids, cool, if you don't, cool, if you want them and are struggling I have the utmost sympathy and respect for your situation and therefore wouldn't put you in a position you would feel pained. If someone wants to share their plans for kids with me I'll happily discuss them with you, but that's a you bring it up type conversation. Having 4 kids I get the exact opposite - if I were to have another you can bet your a*s I'd be getting the "what, you're fifth??" With even more horror than with my 4th. Not happening though, not a chance in hell - my childbearing days are very much behind me and I'm very happy about it

    Ton Kroon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started asking 'why' when people say they are expecting or want kids.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yeah my husband and I think it's time to have a baby?" "Oh....oh are you sure that's what you want? What if you change your mind?"

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    K K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom was sick with cancer, someone said to her in a store "Omg, you're so skinny, must be nice!" My mom politely said, "Well, not really, but thanks?"

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl. Can be sooo stupid. You do not look “good” skinny when fighting cancer. You look sick. Clearly unwell. That woman was lucky she didn’t get a full swing slap. I hope your Mom is doing ok🌻

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    sharon rooney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard those comments right up til I was 42.. then had my first and only child. Now I hear. "OMG...you had a child at 42!" Can't win.

    SapphireKing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you want kids good for you, if you don't want kids good for you

    Alicia Wolfe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR never could have kids myself. Had miscarriages as well.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell people "I can't have children". The fact that I can't have them is because I voluntarily got my tubes removed is irrelevant <3

    Abby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I met in 2008. After six months of being together, we knew we were going to get married and just sort of...stopped any form of birth control. We were very much if it happens if happens. We'll either get married before or after. Maybe never. In 2010 my grandma got really sick, and I wanted her to see at least one of her grandkids get married before she died. We married in 2011 (she died on our first anniversary) and the questions started at the reception. Our answer always was it'll happen if it happens. Oh, but you'll be amazing parents. And? In the seven years we actively tried, I got pregnant one time and had a miscarriage. Then the--when are you going to start trying again. How many are you going to have? Have you tried eating---? Have you tried X sex position? When I had our daughter at 43, people started asking when are you plan on having the next one? Well, my husband had a vasectomy when our daughter was six weeks old. Are you going to adopt? Won't she be lonely? You can never win.

    Debra Newell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say about assumption.

    Austin Rivera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These dad memes got dark pretty quick…

    Amanda Morton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't have children due to seizures, cysts on the ovaries and because I don't jump into relationships all the time. I've been a step-mother twice does that count. Both of those relationships each has two kids each and I helped raise my cousins. I had my first baby sitting job when I was 4 years old, while my mom and her friend were sun tanning. I've been around kids my whole life, helping taking care of them, helping with potty training, feeding, being there with homework and other things like a mother does that count. Let me ask you something do you have to go through having the fetus grow and then go through birth? Do you have to go through possible losing a child, having issues not being able to have children and getting sh*t on? Do you have to get shamed for having a child when your older when you want to? Honestly, what's the point the self entitlement that's happening more nowadays its almost not worth having one if there going to learn that sh*t. I can go on and on but I'm not

    PADNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... i got that one asked by a kid in a fking pool. WTF your manners kid?? Probably same place your parents parenting is as they let their child swim alone while they had a part y at the shore (kid was attaching themselves onto strangers, yes literally)

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you know everyone wants kids? Took me years to get the hysterectomy I medically needed because "what if I want kids in the future? What if my future husband wants kids?". It is totally worth making me endure debilitating pain, I guess, on the off chance that maybe in the future I could have a kid.

    Elissa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    EH P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had me at 35 😅

    Deb Wall-Lucreziano
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Or when people ask “so when are you due?” And I have to say “I’m not pregnant, just obese but thanks for asking!”

    Cathy Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they ask about your sex life too?

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding! Sheesh! Not everyone’s goal in life is to reproduce

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there and wish I had thought of that!

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt was married at 19, but it took until her late 30s to have her second child. 4 miscarriages in total, 2 before her son and 2 before her daughter.

    Sandy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT? It's so offensive says the person who is NOT easily offended.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can persoanlly say i dont want kids.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, I’ve had kids… they’re just all dead!

    Mama mia Pizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has the mental illness flag in her profile, so X to doubt

    Mama mia Pizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're quad-vaxxed without telling me you're quad-vaxxed "I hAd SevEn MiSsssss

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokers and other drug users also try to pressure you into doing something you don't want to

    JinjoBread
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    A conversation that most certainly did not, and will not, happen.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had similar. Mostly I just mumble 'cant' but there have been times the tone of the questioner is very accusing and prints me to give real answer . I did want kids, but 6 miscarriages and 2 eptopic pregnancies stopped that. Accuser usually gets angry that I upset them, and I go back to mumbling 'cant'

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    Madeline Levine, Ph.D. a psychologist, educator and co-founder of Challenge Success, a project of the Stanford Graduate School of Education, spoke with various parents from all walks of life: public, private, liberal, conservative, rural, urban, and most everything in between. “For more than a decade I’ve been crisscrossing the United States talking about rising rates of anxiety and depression in our kids, and more recently, about parenting challenges in our rapidly changing and uncertain environment.”

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    Relax

    Relax

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    Something For Moms To Remember At The Pool And Beach This Summer

    Something For Moms To Remember At The Pool And Beach This Summer

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    This Is A Scary Good Prank

    This Is A Scary Good Prank

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    What Levine found genuinely surprised her and it is the uniformity of concerns, regardless of which community she is in. “Parents want to know what to worry about and what they can safely take off their plates. They want to know how to prepare their kids to be successful in a future that seems so unpredictable. How to deal with the endless alarming news about children and teenagers,” she commented. “Most of all, they want to know how to protect their kids and ensure some stability for them in a world that seems anything but,” Levine added.

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    This Is A Secret Worth Keeping

    This Is A Secret Worth Keeping

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    #11

    We All Need To Be Taking Notes

    We All Need To Be Taking Notes

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    Chriss21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa learnt some tricks over the years

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    Always

    Always

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    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as Ricky's gas station list, 4 pepperoni c***s and chicken chips. RIP Lahey, you are the liquor

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    What’s interesting is that the effect of uncertainty and fear is visible not only in parents, but also in children’s changing behavior. Levine recounted that ten years ago, her young patients were in a fury about the parental yoke: ‘It’s my life! Tell my mom and dad to back off. I’ll figure it out myself!’ This is long gone in our times.

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    This Makes Me Wish I Had A Charger For Myself

    This Makes Me Wish I Had A Charger For Myself

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    The Truth Hurts

    The Truth Hurts

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    “One of the most disturbing developments in recent years has been the fading of youthful rebellion among the teenagers I see. It’s been replaced with resignation and a jaded demeanor I’d expect from folks many years older who had to work at jobs they despised in order to support a family or pay a mortgage,” Levine wrote.

    #16

    This Is A Seriously Good Pro Tip

    This Is A Seriously Good Pro Tip

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    Claire Nasa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that with my son many years ago, it didn't cost me a cent grrrrrrr

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    #17

    The Sad Part Is Our Kids Will Leave Out The Part About How Parents Kept Them Entertained

    The Sad Part Is Our Kids Will Leave Out The Part About How Parents Kept Them Entertained

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    This Is How Parents Get Exercise

    This Is How Parents Get Exercise

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    “‘You don’t understand,’ these teens will say, shaking their heads. ‘There is no way out of the next three years. I’m just going to suck it up. I have no choice.’ The belief that you can’t act on your own behalf is a significant contributor to depression at any age,” Levine argues. No wonder humor has become so widespread on the internet. Today memes are no longer the thing of youth, parents are also looking for jokes to lift up their spirits and find comfort in laughter.

    #19

    Raise Your Hand If Today Has "Been A Day" For You

    Raise Your Hand If Today Has "Been A Day" For You

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    #20

    You Know You’re Going To Tell Somebody This Joke

    You Know You’re Going To Tell Somebody This Joke

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    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I’m writing that down. I ain’t a dad, but this is the best joke I have ever heard

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    #21

    Not So Hard To Imagine

    Not So Hard To Imagine

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let me try and stretch my imagination that far."

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    100

    100

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    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house is VERY full of love, and all my kids have moved out

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    #23

    Haha

    Haha

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    So Sweet

    So Sweet

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    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard a nickname more in my life than this one

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    #25

    It’s The Lesser Of Two Evils

    It’s The Lesser Of Two Evils

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    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I get the joke but why on Earth are parents of girls always so afraid of boyfriends? I have three of them (girls, not boyfriends) and I just... don't understand.

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    #26

    Wouldn't This Be Nice?!

    Wouldn't This Be Nice?!

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    Jill C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what this has got to do with parenting but it's a good idea.

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    #27

    It's A Dad Thing

    It's A Dad Thing

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    Mr Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure whether this joke has multiple layers or OP is even worse at remembering names than he thinks...

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    #28

    Desperate Times Call For Funny Measures

    Desperate Times Call For Funny Measures

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    #29

    Yep. This Checks All The Boxes

    Yep. This Checks All The Boxes

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    #30

    Who Needs A Mother’s Day Gift Idea?

    Who Needs A Mother’s Day Gift Idea?

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    #31

    His Is Elite Level Parenting

    His Is Elite Level Parenting

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    #32

    Why Do They Do This To Me?!

    Why Do They Do This To Me?!

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    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do it deliberately so you spend more time looking in the hope you impulse buy

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    #33

    This Maybe 1000% True

    This Maybe 1000% True

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    #34

    There’s Nothing Like Father/Son Bonding Over A “Cool” Dad Joke

    There’s Nothing Like Father/Son Bonding Over A “Cool” Dad Joke

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    Hseed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you did. Enjoy him, he is the chosen one!!!

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    #35

    We All Need To Support Each Other

    We All Need To Support Each Other

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    #36

    Saturdays Aren't What They Used To Be

    Saturdays Aren't What They Used To Be

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    #37

    You've Been Warned

    You've Been Warned

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like how am I supposed to discipline my 12yo who is head and shoulders taller than me?

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    #38

    This Isn't Too Much To Ask, Is It?

    This Isn't Too Much To Ask, Is It?

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have formally asked if I can please just have 5 minutes to sit on my patio in peace and quite when I get home from work a million times - can't even manage that. :-)

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    #39

    Magical Is One Word For It

    Magical Is One Word For It

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    #40

    Why Do I Buy So Many Groceries I Don't Need?

    Why Do I Buy So Many Groceries I Don't Need?

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    Andrea Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing spring mix is some sort of salad, cause I do that too.

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    #41

    What A Good Life Kids Have And They Don't Even Know It

    What A Good Life Kids Have And They Don't Even Know It

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the first time when I woke up late on a Saturday morning with a shock "Where are the kids" and found them together watching tv softly with a snack on the couch...This is one of the proudest moments in my parenting memory bank.

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    #42

    Do You Snore Or Is It Your Spouse?

    Do You Snore Or Is It Your Spouse?

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    Is This Too Much To Ask?

    Is This Too Much To Ask?

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    #45

    This Could Save Marriages

    This Could Save Marriages

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    Zoltan Kovacs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a time you will sense it trust me, but yes I agree in the first 5 yrs. or so this is the most important thig you have to ask. Everybody has bad days sometimes.

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    #46

    I'm Trying This, For Sure

    I'm Trying This, For Sure

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    #47

    This Is Perfect On So Many Levels

    This Is Perfect On So Many Levels

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    #49

    Is There Anything A Mom Can't Do?

    Is There Anything A Mom Can't Do?

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    #50

    Is This What You Want? What You Really Really Want?

    Is This What You Want? What You Really Really Want?

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    #51

    It’s One Of The Unwritten Rules Of Parenthood

    It’s One Of The Unwritten Rules Of Parenthood

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    #53

    At Least He Knows He’s Wrong. Sometimes That’s All A Parent Can Ask For

    At Least He Knows He’s Wrong. Sometimes That’s All A Parent Can Ask For

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    #54

    We Have So Many Rocks. You?

    We Have So Many Rocks. You?

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    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sticks. Had dogs (plural!) for 15 years before having a kid, never had so many sticks in the house.

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    #55

    This Is The Worst At A Community Pool

    This Is The Worst At A Community Pool

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who wants to get popsicles on the way home?" always worked for my parents.

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    #56

    Brilliant!⠀

     Brilliant!⠀

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    Ton Kroon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tapwater was the worst, according to our then-5YO. So in the kitchen I poured it in a non-descript bottle and started calling it 'real nature-water'. I gave it to her secretly and told her - like a drugdealer - that this was the real thing. 'Tastes so much better!'

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    #57

    Brilliant!

    Brilliant!

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I would wake Mum up on weekdays by bringing her a coffee in bed, once I'd learned how to use the coffee plunger. :D

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    #58

    Take Wins Where You Can Get Them!

    Take Wins Where You Can Get Them!

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    Ton Kroon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when our 7YO started yelling 'Shots! Shots! Shots!' when we received a complimentary shot glass of ouzo at a greek restaurant.

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    #59

    Reason #183,734 That Parenting Is Impossible To Get Perfect

    Reason #183,734 That Parenting Is Impossible To Get Perfect

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    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should strive to teach children that everyone is inherently valuable, and that they're mostly average-ish, which is amazing. If we need to feel superior to something, we go outside and say "Look at all you dumb rocks" to the literal rocks.

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    #61

    Truth

    Truth

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    #62

    Does That Make Sense?

    Does That Make Sense?

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    BRUHHHHHHH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! Nothing to do with parenting, but true!

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    #63

    There Should Be Lots Of Candy In This Photo Too. But A Kid Probably Stole It And Ate It Already

    There Should Be Lots Of Candy In This Photo Too. But A Kid Probably Stole It And Ate It Already

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    Raccoon Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my best friends loves goldfish but their parents don’t buy it for them so sometimes I bring they some goldfish and the joy on their face makes it worth it.

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    #64

    This Gives Me A Sinking Feeling

    This Gives Me A Sinking Feeling

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    #65

    Never Say Relax

    Never Say Relax

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    #66

    Seriously!

    Seriously!

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    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy can we read the hobbit? 🥺😭😱

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    #67

    Ometimes You Need To Take A Step Back To Move Forward

    Ometimes You Need To Take A Step Back To Move Forward

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    Beth Kramer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call this “ get your damnself night”

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    #68

    Happy Mother’s Day!!

    Happy Mother’s Day!!

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    Jill C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the time I like when there are missing items- its saving me money.

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    #69

    Life Is Hard

     Life Is Hard

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    Jill C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same adults though.

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    #70

    Kids Don't Ever Sleep Longer In The Morning. They Just Get More Grumpy If They Stay Up Late

    Kids Don't Ever Sleep Longer In The Morning. They Just Get More Grumpy If They Stay Up Late

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    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to be one of those days! 😂🤣

    #71

    Where Do I Sign Up?

    Where Do I Sign Up?

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    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the short blissful period when my picky eater hated chocolate, tacos, and cake.

    #72

    How Are Your Kids Handling The Start Of Homeschool?

    How Are Your Kids Handling The Start Of Homeschool?

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    #73

    One Of The Many Ways Perspectives Change With Parenthood

    One Of The Many Ways Perspectives Change With Parenthood

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    #74

    Those Were The Best Days!

    Those Were The Best Days!

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    Athena June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my mum and I would do that whenever I had to go to the ophthalmologist, those were the days!

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    #75

    I’m So Sorry

    I’m So Sorry

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    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently had this exact conversation with a 18 yr old : her: "when I'm old, like 30...." me: "do I look old to you?" her: "no way, you can't be much older than me" me: "well this is what 33 looks like, you might want to reconsider calling 30 "old"" her jaw literally dropped xD

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    #76

    Yes! So Frustrating

    Yes! So Frustrating

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    #77

    Always

    Always

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    PVR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, would banning kitchens help?? ;)

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    #78

    So Illegal

    So Illegal

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    Ton Kroon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toddlers are little drunken people -- and that's how I treat them.

    #79

    Disciplining Kids In Public Is An Art

    Disciplining Kids In Public Is An Art

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    Joseph Haines
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think I’ll have kids. Not because of any of these reasons, but because I know I’d only mess it up.

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    #80

    How Quickly A Mood Can Change

    How Quickly A Mood Can Change

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    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS ME!!!!! I have 3 girls and omg. I feel this on a spiritual level!!!!!!!

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    #81

    The Circle Of Life

    The Circle Of Life

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    #82

    It's A Good Rule

    It's A Good Rule

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    Mud spider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You can’t eat your pizza until you put pants on, put the pants on first. Stop crying, everyone else is wearing pants “ -my mom to my little sister (we have a ten year age gap)

    #83

    How Would You Know??

    How Would You Know??

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    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, when I was little I used to have really bad night terrors and onetime we were on vacation with a whole bunch of our family ( grandma, cousin, aunts uncles) and I had one and I was screaming and flipping mattresses and throwing stuff and my poor mom had to drag me to another room and hold me down while I was screaming and kicking her

    #84

    Don’t Worry, I Got This One

    Don’t Worry, I Got This One

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    #85

    Moms Are Magical

    Moms Are Magical

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    #86

    It's The Original Dad Joke

    It's The Original Dad Joke

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    Mud spider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend once took my phone and texted my dad saying “dad I’m in the hospital rn” there was 20 seconds of me yelling at him to never do that again as he probably worried the s**t out of my dad, then my phone buzzed, it said “hi in the hospital rn, I’m dad” it cracked us both up that it could have been an emergency and he decided to make a dad joke, my mom was pissed at him tho for that exact reason 😂😂😂😂😂

    #87

    Sometimes Going To Sleep Takes More Than A Little Reading

    Sometimes Going To Sleep Takes More Than A Little Reading

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    #88

    If You're Gonna Go, You Might As Well Enjoy It

    If You're Gonna Go, You Might As Well Enjoy It

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    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is just thinking, "My Boys" ..

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    #89

    So Funny. Birthday Parties Just Haven't Been The Same This Year

    So Funny. Birthday Parties Just Haven't Been The Same This Year

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    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horns are warning devices that cover the sounds of my screaming, "move you $^#@" with my head out the window.

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    #90

    So Much Anxiety!

    So Much Anxiety!

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    #91

    So Unfortunate

    So Unfortunate

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband doesn’t understand how I can just ignore crying babies in restaurants and shops etc. Doesn’t bother me anymore after three of my own I can zone out other peoples.

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    #92

    Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

    Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

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    Ria C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There could be worse things to eat.

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    #93

    Ain't That The Truth!

    Ain't That The Truth!

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, kids don't develop working ears until late teens... if you're lucky

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    #94

    I Envy The Ignorant

    I Envy The Ignorant

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    #95

    This Is The Ultimate Dad Joke Photo

    This Is The Ultimate Dad Joke Photo

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    #96

    Who Feels This Every Day?

    Who Feels This Every Day?

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    #97

    Someday. But Not Any Day Soon

    Someday. But Not Any Day Soon

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    #98

    Ugh

    Ugh

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    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is aways the perfectly put together person who makes these comments.

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    #99

    Can't Be Too Careful

    Can't Be Too Careful

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    SansTheSkeleton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always gotta figure out the pecking order first.

    #100

    Good Luck With That

    Good Luck With That

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    Alisha Rughubar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could somebody please relay this information to my S.O? He's been driving me nuts saying that one more wouldn't hurt... yes! it would! it'd hurt me and my lady bits! Smh

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