If you have kids, you know the many delights and headaches of parenthood. Sometimes the kids might be adorable angels descended from heavens, but more often you'd like to scream on them for being little brats. Everybody knows that screaming and anger doesn't solve any problems, so leaving a passive-aggressive, yet funny message scolding or instructing your dinky devil might be the best solution.

From hilarious texts from mom with directives for that day's WiFi password to funny letters from dads and the greatest parenting memes, this list has it all. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilarious notes that parents left for their kids compiled by Bored Panda; we are sure that's parenting done right! They're bound to make you laugh, or at least put a smile on your face! Feel free to add your own funny notes or parent memes as well.

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#1

Father Leaves His Messy Teens The Perfect Threatening Note

Father Leaves His Messy Teens The Perfect Threatening Note

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varwenea
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect! Every kid/teen's worst nightmare!!

Sofia Bellavista
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!! Sorry I got a panic attach even if I'm not the daughter.....

Stephen Boakye
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate my dad, he is a evil bitch, he is crazy, he beat me up and made a whole in the arm because I woke up at 10 instead of 9, he had no reason to act stupid and made a whole in my arm, he is mad or something is wrong with him , he is a fool, I wanna say my father is an evil, pussy, bald, stupid, hoe, dumb stupid cunt, shit daddy fucker retard, I hate him, my dream is i shot my dad with a riffle, I wish he didn’t exist or never was my father or divorced my mother, or had a disease and died, I am unlucky having my mean African father, I am unlucky, I wonder how life is being white or never African, If u know of nice dad in the world, bring me it to me. call the police on my father or find a foster care home for me Stephen Boakye, 13

Stephen Boakye
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate my dad, he is an evil bitch, I hate him, he beat me and made a whole in my arm because I woke up at 10 instead of 9. I want to say my dad is a stupid bald, pussy, ugly goblin, he can’t grow hair because he has cancer, I hope he dies, I hope my dad will get shot Stephen Boakye, 13

Aimee Turner
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what? Do it. I dare you. It's no going to affect me.

Gail Yates
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, you know who U R! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Jose Baeyens
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First phrase is not correct though... he knows his target perfectly... 😊

Kwihui Halliday
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. Fantastic, and a brilliant discipline, and lesson. ???? hooray for the dad.

Jenny Mac
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish I had the smarts to have something like this 10-15 years ago in our kitchen!

widiyari18
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No.. disconnected is such a nightmare!

Melody Lanzatella
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it works, 60% of the time...every time. That doesnt make any sense...

Anela Claiborne
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol clean up your own kitchen mess Im taken aback

Heather Foster
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beverley Fisher this is for you lol

Jennifer Rizzo
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why the assumption it is a dad? It could be a mom.

Robyn Scott
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The heading says "Father Leaves His Teens....Note".........assuming those who published the note knew who left it for them.

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#2

Just Got Home From Work And Found This Note From My Dad On The Fridge. A Little Confused, I Walked Into The Living Room To Find My Cat As Promised. Thanks Dad!

Just Got Home From Work And Found This Note From My Dad On The Fridge. A Little Confused, I Walked Into The Living Room To Find My Cat As Promised. Thanks Dad!

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else thinking this kid was not only getting homemade meatloaff but also money for pizza and beer? Plot twist: Meatloaf is a cat.

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#4

It Worked! We Woke Up At 10:06 This Morning!

It Worked! We Woke Up At 10:06 This Morning!

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#5

My Dad Leaves Misspelled Notes, And I Leave Replies

My Dad Leaves Misspelled Notes, And I Leave Replies

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#6

#dadfact Of The Day

#dadfact Of The Day

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#7

That Awkward Advice From Dad

That Awkward Advice From Dad

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#9

My Daughters Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

My Daughters Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

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#11

Parents Went Out Of Town For The Weekend. Mom Left Me Laundry Instructions

Parents Went Out Of Town For The Weekend. Mom Left Me Laundry Instructions

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#12

When It's Not Obvious Enough What Needs To Be Done

When It's Not Obvious Enough What Needs To Be Done

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#13

I'm Happy That You're Trying To Help

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Kalikima
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had knee surgery and my MIL brought me a pot of fake flowers (I have a black thumb) that no one could tell were fake! When I got back to work, I was in charge of my own lab, which for obvious reasons no live plants. So I took that to work, so it would be a little less sterile. But then I was asked everyday, at least once, how they grow in the lab and go to smell them before realizing it was fake. That was 14 yrs ago, and they are looking pretty good. They need a good dusting, but otherwise you still wouldn't know.

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#14

Found This Note In My Bathroom Drawer After My Dad Tried To Borrow Toothpaste

Found This Note In My Bathroom Drawer After My Dad Tried To Borrow Toothpaste

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#15

Just A Heartwarming Note From My Mother

Just A Heartwarming Note From My Mother

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#16

Mom's Love Is Enough Fuel

Mom's Love Is Enough Fuel

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#18

I Hope You Don´t Mind

I Hope You Don´t Mind

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#19

Found This Note My Mum Left For My Sister In The Car

Found This Note My Mum Left For My Sister In The Car

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#20

Parenting Level: Hipster

Parenting Level: Hipster

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Ana T.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is just me or do that cup have a sad face???

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#21

My Dads Note To My Brothers About The Plugs In The House

My Dads Note To My Brothers About The Plugs In The House

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#22

My Friend Left This Note In His Kids Lunchbox Today. I'm Not A Parent, But This Seems Legit

My Friend Left This Note In His Kids Lunchbox Today. I'm Not A Parent, But This Seems Legit

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#23

My Friend's Mom Likes To Leave Notes On The Fridge. This Was Her Response

My Friend's Mom Likes To Leave Notes On The Fridge. This Was Her Response

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#24

While My 7-year-old Daughter Loves The Notes I Leave In Her Lunch, Her Friends Have No Idea Why Her Dad Is "So Weird"

While My 7-year-old Daughter Loves The Notes I Leave In Her Lunch, Her Friends Have No Idea Why Her Dad Is "So Weird"

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Murry Mo
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the kinds of notes I leave my son lol

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#25

Bought A New Hatchet Yesterday. Came Downstairs To Find This Note On It This Morning. I Think My Dad Is Trying To Teach Me Something About Putting Things Away

Bought A New Hatchet Yesterday. Came Downstairs To Find This Note On It This Morning. I Think My Dad Is Trying To Teach Me Something About Putting Things Away

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#26

Me And My Mom Are Both Atheists, But She Left Me This Note This Morning

Me And My Mom Are Both Atheists, But She Left Me This Note This Morning

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#27

My Mom Said She Put A Note On Her Phone To Remind Her To Bring Cake

My Mom Said She Put A Note On Her Phone To Remind Her To Bring Cake

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Paulina
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I do that all the time! I keep forgetting to check my phone for notes and reminders, but if I stick a post-it to the back of my phone it bugs me just enough to not be forgotten ;) Works brilliantly for tasks that have no specific time requirement.

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#28

My Friend Keeps Bringing An Apple To Work But Not Eating It So His Dad Left This Note On It

My Friend Keeps Bringing An Apple To Work But Not Eating It So His Dad Left This Note On It

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#29

Went To Put On My Boots For The First Time Since Last Fall. I Pulled Out What Looked To Be An Ancient Moldy Banana And This Note In My Mom's Handwriting. I Think I Missed This Joke By About A Year

Went To Put On My Boots For The First Time Since Last Fall. I Pulled Out What Looked To Be An Ancient Moldy Banana And This Note In My Mom's Handwriting. I Think I Missed This Joke By About A Year

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#30

So My Dad Had To Go Get A Colonoscopy This Morning And This Is The Note My Mom Left Me

So My Dad Had To Go Get A Colonoscopy This Morning And This Is The Note My Mom Left Me

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#31

My Parent Went Out Of Town, He Left Me A Note

My Parent Went Out Of Town, He Left Me A Note

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#32

Girlfriend's Step Dad Is A Fire Fighter. She Found This Note This Morning

Girlfriend's Step Dad Is A Fire Fighter. She Found This Note This Morning

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Over Opinionated
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don't realize how flammable lint really is our laundry room in our apartment building went up in smoke two months ago

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#33

My Mom Stole My Alcohol Last Week. Got This Note This Morning

My Mom Stole My Alcohol Last Week. Got This Note This Morning

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#34

Mom Left Me A Note

Mom Left Me A Note

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#35

Dirty Laundry Basket Is Watching You

Dirty Laundry Basket Is Watching You

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The greatest thing I didn't do was become a parent. :)

#36

Only Thing Less Expected Is...

Only Thing Less Expected Is...

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Maggie Grover Bacher
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is why when i walked in the door and told mom i brought friends she asked, "two legs or four? with fur, feathers or hair?"

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#37

My Friend's Spanish Speaking Mother Tried To Write Him A Note Today

My Friend's Spanish Speaking Mother Tried To Write Him A Note Today

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#38

My Parents Went Out Of Town For My Dad's Birthday And This Is The Note They Left Behind

My Parents Went Out Of Town For My Dad's Birthday And This Is The Note They Left Behind

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Geek In the Blue Toolbox
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought his parents meant a specific "them 3 girls" he had brought home before. Still, good rules. ;)

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#40

Sticky Notes From Mom. Sticky Notes From Mom Everywhere!

Sticky Notes From Mom. Sticky Notes From Mom Everywhere!

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#41

Loving Note From My Father

Loving Note From My Father

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iblowsheep
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you always hear people say to watch the language around the kids but becoming a parent makes it more necessary to curse than ever.

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#42

My Friend's Parents Each Left Us A Note Before We Went To Idaho To Go To A Theme Park

My Friend's Parents Each Left Us A Note Before We Went To Idaho To Go To A Theme Park

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#43

I Accidentally Left My Computer Logged In To Reddit This Morning, Found This Note When I Got Home

I Accidentally Left My Computer Logged In To Reddit This Morning, Found This Note When I Got Home

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#44

My Dad Gave Me Some Zelda Mints. He Wrote A Little Note. Well, He Tried, He Tried

My Dad Gave Me Some Zelda Mints. He Wrote A Little Note. Well, He Tried, He Tried

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#45

Note My Mom Left For Me On Asos

Note My Mom Left For Me On Asos

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Harvey Tydeman
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the some people that don't die, die in the next book

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#46

My Father Has Really Bad Handwriting, So My Mother Has To Translate Every Note

My Father Has Really Bad Handwriting, So My Mother Has To Translate Every Note

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Katie O'Brien
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this so much because the wife understands the importance of sending the actual letter as well as the translation, and the husband still writes letters to his daughter. ( and even makes things for her. )

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#47

When There Are No More Napkins Left

When There Are No More Napkins Left

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#48

My Dad Left Me A Special Note In My Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Well Played Pops, Well Played

My Dad Left Me A Special Note In My Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Well Played Pops, Well Played

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