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We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!

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Betina Stratford
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Loving man. Don't look for manipulation where there isn't any.

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A B C
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What an expression of his deepest love :)

ge pa
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he saw thr prise of the makeup

Nevaiah Simmons
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang I want a husband like that when I grow up

Debb Foster
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The secret to a long and happy marriage!

BusLady
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why they're still married after 50 years.👴👵💍

BobbyK
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7 years ago

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Or... he doesn't want to pay for it and is using his excuse phrase.

Erin
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or he's just genuinely sweet and loves his wife!

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    Lilly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha, this one needs more up-votes!

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    why not
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are stables in the parking lot in Shippensburg PA

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    #16

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will throw off your opponent, for sure!

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    #17

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    희별 송
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

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    #18

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    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

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    #23

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    The Cappy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

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    #26

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    Robyn Denton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

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    Elegant Vandalism
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else read this in a southern drawl....?

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    #34

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    Richard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have sounded like "Awl i font for quiwmaw if my fen font teew"

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    #35

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    Cassie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen y'all spelled yawl. 0.o

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what made them vines instead of just videos.

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    Rafaella Bueno
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

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    #40

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't eat squirrel. It isn't Kosher.

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    #42

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

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    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

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    #46

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    Amaranthim Talon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D

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    #50

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    Amaranthim Talon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Luke, I'm your doofus" - Nope, not quite the same ring to it...

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    #51

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    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean you didn't name him for Mumble's dad in "Happy Feet"?

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

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    #53

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    Susan Forbes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't always work out when cousins marry

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    #55

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like being in the dog house for horse people?

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    #60

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    TeeMarieTisMe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol

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    #64

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    Carol Harrison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.

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    #66

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    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else get the "Finding Nemo" reference in the poster's name?

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    #67

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    Merlyn Emrys
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.

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    Martha Meyer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they love the Walmart detail on Black Friday. "Noooooo! I did it last year."

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    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-

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    ADHORTATOR
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send the youngest and moste expandable employee to discuss....

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.... at least they were in the produce section....

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    Gabby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Walmart is your place to pick up romantic partners, you need to reevaluate your life and think about a 5 year plan for improvement.

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