82 Of The Best Conversations Overheard In Walmart That Will Crack You Up

Smart man!❤️

hahaha, this one needs more up-votes!

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon You come and go

Perfect response.

Awwwwwwww! This is so cute ;D

YES!

Uh, no. Once he's 18, you have literally no say over him. And I would be careful about what you say to your kids. Remember, they're the one's who will be picking your nursing home.

Having rights is a completely different thing than having the legal ability to do something because you're of age... I hate getting into this discussion with other parents. Yes, your kids DO have rights. That doesn't mean they get to do whatever they want anytime they want. Having rules and boundaries that restrict their behavior for their own good is not the same as them not having rights. Understanding the words you use and what they mean actually is important.

you're***

Whenever you say no to your kids you have to explain why. Not because you don't want to give what they want, but because you love them and want the best for them. In time they'll understand.

He has a right to purchase it at any age according to the store... Does he have money

My response: Got any money? Pay for it.

You're*

:))

That'd be me. If I had kids. Which I luckily haven't. Yisss.

our kids always have the choice: doing it freely or to be forced...

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B******t story, Heather. Get a life. And a combo meal.

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What the actual F**K?! I understand that kid was being bad but TELLING YOUR KID THEY HAVE NO F*****G RIGHTS?! What a load of s**t...

Well, why didn't you... LOL

Well, that's a very descriptive picture!

Love it!

Ok I can relate on this one

Yes, girl. You're all that.

there are stables in the parking lot in Shippensburg PA

And, It's Gluten Free!!!

Out of the mouths of babes....

omg

It will throw off your opponent, for sure!

Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

Spoiled little brats!

{snigger}

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

Homer Simpson quote.

Had to Google "Hatchimals"

Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

ok I'm a little worried

So TRUE!

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

At least is not SpaghettiO

Was that her husband or kids?

Teach him, you must!

*aisle (isle is an island/peninsula)

Depends on her age.

Did anyone else read this in a southern drawl....?

Long Island iced tea.

Must have sounded like "Awl i font for quiwmaw if my fen font teew"

Never seen y'all spelled yawl. 0.o

Does Hallmark make cards for that?

Perfect Answer

I always wondered what made them vines instead of just videos.

That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

I don't eat squirrel. It isn't Kosher.

been there!

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

The username doe

Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D